What the fuck was Netflix thinking?
>>153376244>we want the super dooper quirck chungus audience
>>153376244Classic IPs to draw in that elusive octogenarian demographic.
>>153376244>that scene where he creates a mini Chernobyl by shitting in a trophy and destroys the dog show.Thanks, I hate it
>>153376339I guess that’s why it’s called MarmaDUKE
>>153376339I’m sorry, the WHAT?
>>153376722See for yourself.
>>153376791This makes Foodfight look like The Prince of Egypt
>>153376244A better question would be why the fuck J.K. Simmons chose this of all things for a paycheck.
>>153377290atonement for realizing what a steaming pile Invincible turned out to be
>>153376791EW EW EW EWWW EW EW EW EWWWWW
>>153376244Is this supposed to be the Dollar Tree version of Scooby-Doo?
>>153376791>>153376339You guys just don't appreciate art
If its theater release got coof cancelled, Netflix was probably only thinking about acquiring discounted slop.
>>153377567Marmaduke predates Scooby-Doo.
>>153376791What the fuck
>>153376791MY EYES!!!
>>153377290Honestly it makes sense when you think about it, he got a role as Jim Gordon in DCEU and WB got wishy-washy about what the status of the DCEU, including him would be (supposedly Simmons' Gordon was gonna die in the Ben Affleck Batman film, and then later on when they decided that Keaton would be the new Batman, Simmons' Gordon would play a role in the Batgirl film). Plus considering how Justice League flopped at the box office it's probably best to have options open just in caseSo he probably took whatever roles were reasonably available to stay active and get a check from. Marmaduke was released in 2022 but it seemed like it was done in time for COVID to hit and prevent its theatrical release
>>153376244>movie so awful it overshadows the live-action version
>>153376791>ICK! ICK! ICK!
The mom was hot
Here is one I drew>>153379959
>>153376791Make the mom do this, not the dog.
I unfortunately watched this thing.Marmaduke destroys the pool after jumping out the window and floods the neighborhood. He gets the shit beat out of him by a dog tamer. He has diarrhea and nukes the town. He later runs around the world and loses a dog show for being a destructive monster.Also, he dies at the end
>>153376791That dog caused Hiroshima
>>153377107>>153377450>>153378699>>153379012>>153379887>>153380338you are not human.
>>153380194
>>153376244>that's a big fucking dog!
>>153376244How hard is it to make a faithful adaptation.You know you’re fucked when the version paired with HEATHCLIFF is the most accurate you can get.
>>153376791someone with a gassy bloatlord fetish made this
>>153380338When J. Robert Oppenheimer needed the atoms for his bomb, that was because he didn’t want to power it with dogshit.
>>153380194>spoilerGod, I hope so.
>>153377567kek
>>153376791This thread...
>>153376244Money, or so they thought
>>153376244>>153379110>mfw, no movie based on angry evil 1950s marmaduke
>>153377290The man just likes to work.He has the work ethic of a British character actor.
>>153376244Marmaduke last cultural legacy is that one photo op at Universal where you turn the picture sideways and it looks like he's dragging you down the road with his leash.
>>153384567Would unironically watch that
>>153376791That is one giant pile of shit.
>>153376791No God would allow this to exist, not even a doG.This is proof there is no God.
>>153380391Fucking brilliant
>>153376791Glad to see Deviantart got to do some work on a movie.
>>153385375lmao
>>153376791We lost a Bone series for this.Let that sink in.
>>153376244They snorted too much coke and had too much crack
>>153377567>RAGGY, RAGGY, REY RURNED RE RINTO A RORRIFYING CGI REATURE. RUH-ROH!
>>153386742GoodStay cucked
>>153376244They wanted to give bouncing egg people some representation
>>153376791Who allowed this to exist?
>>153384567>>153385101If the info in this is true then those public domain horror people might have a legit reason to do a horror film based on a PD characterhttps://pdsh.fandom.com/wiki/Marmaduke
>>153389865>If Phil Leeming didn’t die so early in, we would maybe still have evil MarmadukeSad
>>153390236Imagine a movie based on this version.
>>153389865I would love to make a evil Marmaduke movie.It’d basically be like Beethoven except he’s a monster straight out of Hell who’s family is afraid of him, he attacks the neighbors and their cat, he makes everyone scared of dogs and eventually destroys the entire town. It would only take the dogcatchers to kill the beast, which would be an impossible task.
>>153388438Me
>>153376244Should’ve been a Heathcliff movie instead.
>>153380615It was unfortunately a fake-out
