Post proxy matchups that would be more interesting than the main pitch
>>153384145The staff job is all his.
Under U.S. law and cultureTrans women are women
We know, Transnia the Womanhog.
>>153384190
>>153384198Tokubros... why would you do this with someone else's IP?
>>153384152LEGENDS!!!
What a raped general. Kratos VS Asura was a mistake.
>>153384210Japanese Spider-Man must goon and shoot people
What did they see?
top 5 most insecure /dbg/ Fanbases>1: Dragon BallThey act as if Death Battle owes them Victory, their entire identity revolves around Dragon Ball being the strongest verse in fiction even when it's obvious that Dragon Ball is just a middle of the road verse overall.They act like victims, complain about scaling while also Chainscaling their whole verse, and will fight every single L they take no matter how insignificant the character that lost is>2: DCThe most delusional powerscalers in these halls. They are the most guilty of the Comic character fallacy of always assuming a comic character wins no matter what, even when. Said comic character is nothing but hot air and Chainscaling>3: MarvelSimilar to DC in a lot of ways but they have taken a lot more Ls over time and this somewhat humbled them a bit.They also take advantage of ludicrous Chainscaling to pass street tier characters as cosmic powerhousesMarvel (alongside DC) is part of a dying industry that loses relevance every day, Powerscaling is the only thing they have because the quality of everything else on the franchise is abysmal.>4: SonicSoniggers are living punching bags. Their only reason to exits here is so they can be the absolute bottom of the barrel posters and make everyone else look better in comparison.There's nothing in the Sonic franchise that is even remotely worth even looking at.I would argue that Powerscaling is the only thing they have but even there they are rawdogged by everyone and only win when massively punching down while needing composites and full arsenal wank>5: YugiohA relatively fresh face in the halls. These guys are just too sensitive and will throw a tantrum over the smallest trash talking, they eat baits way too easily and get genuinely angry over it.They have the bad habit of dragging pokemon into any of their arguments because they use use them as a way to shield themselves from any criticism.
>>153384306Invincible should be #5 after last thread
>>153384279prisma illya vs magia baiser being announced
>>153384279
>>153384323
Alright, chuds, get this through your damn skulls: It's HER body. She can get as many abortions as she wants and we must cheer her for such a brave and self empowering decision.
>>153384329
Sukuna vs DIO according to Death Battle >Speed Sukuna at worst would get Mach 932 or higher DIO at worst gets 1,510 times FTL.And no, according to Death Battle the radio waves dodge is inferior to Shigaraki's own FTL speeds, and said speeds are just Light speed according to DB meaning that DIO would still be massively faster >Power Sukuna gets max meteor wank at 832 Kilotons of TNT DIO gets Stone Free scaling up to 441 Kilotons of TNT Sukuna is almost twice as strong as DIO under normal circumstances BUT DB also made calcs for DIO's cloud splitting feat and they put it at around 10.6 Megatons of TNT.Meaning that DIO is weaker than Sukuna but has an specific attack that could potentially one shot him.Basically DIO wins according to DB numbers
>>153384344Now do Sukuna vs Kurama
Cucky Popeye
>>153384359>
>>153384341Mark...
>>153384385
>You are the worst battleboard I know. You constantly shit on comics and cartoons. The board tolerates your threads and rescued you from /trash/, and this is how you repay them? And to add insult to injury, you spam anime all over the catalog. And you're such a sponge. You pay for nothing. You always say, "Oh, I'll make a matchup later" but "later" never comes. And what really bothers me is you pretend you're this deep guy who wants more street tier fights when all you do is discuss high tiers. Yeah, I worship characters for their power levels but at least I'm honest about it. I don't send them a Hellsing video and then lecture them with some redditor's interpretation of how Alucard is some tragic monster. He wasn't! He was a weak fraud! And that's why you like him so much, he's you! God, you're pretentious! And you delude yourself by thinking you're great at research, even though you're terrible! You know, I should have known SeththeProgrammer didn't send me that calc. He would have known there's no "k" in the word "relativistic." And I think what I hate most about you is your textbook powerscaling agenda, how we should "use onscreen feats only, man," how speed is the only stat that matters, how Kratos vs Asura is the biggest tragedy on the channel. Well, what have you done to help? I make profiles down at VSBW, /dbg/. Never seen you down there! You wanna help? Write a blog! And by the way, posting on an anonymous board doesn't make you boundless! Oh, wait! You don't believe in boundless or any dimensional tiering for that matter, because "dimensions are for idiots!" Well, who the hell are you to talk down to anyone? You failed to cancel the show twice, which isn't nearly as bad as your failure as a creator! How's that vs channel that you never made? But you know what? I could forgive all of that, all of it, if it wasn't for the lore! That's the worst of it, /dbg/. You're just a big, sad, cuck who's afraid of lore. Well, see ya, /dbg/! Thanks for the fucking bread.
>>153384445Quagmire, you're a rapist.
>>153384445Anti, you should try better tactics. The Nulybro at /a/ became a janny for a year, how about try applying to be a janny.
>Flattens mountains and tears up valleys>Exterminates tribes of giants>Never powerscaled
>vsbwKEK
>>153384445>Yeah, I worship characters for their power levels but at least I'm honest about it.Is there something else you forgot to be honest about?
>>153384445>I make profiles down at VSBW, /dbg/. Never seen you down there! You wanna help?Ant. You make $10k/month off ads off people's engagement, and not only won't you pay them or offer any kind of incentives, you keep begging for donations. Why the fuck would you think anyone in their right mind slave for you?
>>153384549Thor vs the Monkey King when?
>>153384445TRVTH. NVKE.
>>153384663Only for you.
Say HIS name
>>153384445/dbg/bros...
>The last thing your favorite character sees before he dies.
>>153384445The post that DESTROYED /dbg/…
...'s laundry.
...in opposite day.
The day one of /dbg/'s natives becomes a /co/ janny, it'll be the day that it follows in /dbs/'s footsteps. The nulybro become an /a/ janny, and basically became a tyrant. I wonder how long will it take for it to happen here.
That last thread was fucking embarrassing
>>153384445>You failed to cancel the show twiceKek I remember when the show was "cancelled" and faggots over here were celebrating it and then started to clittyleak over the Kickstarter being successful and even begged people to report it.Biggest KWAB in /dbg/'s history
>>153384315Or Touhou. Either or.
Bring me the strongest city level
You said...Outskirts Battle Dome...remember it...
Rapearoo
Moderately funny that guy is just, never gonna update that copypasta of his
It must be great being a Dragon Fag. You don't have to post actual feats or anything. You just gotta post some non-canon shit or some databook nonsense from thirty years ago that Toriyama probably didn't even write and just go "LOOK HE'S PLANETARY! HE'S PLANETARY!" over and over. Just throwing tantrums until everyone begrudgingly accepts it just to shut you up.
Sonic has entered the battlefield
>>153384994The STRONGEST is here????
>>153385022Hulkbro isn't here tho.
>>153384315Invincible is at the same spot as GOW where if you actually read the posts you can tell they're just shitpostsbesides if you say Omniman is a cuck you wouldn't get a reply accusing the poster of being a Bardockfag
>Most popular anime in Japan and the West>Highly successful sequel series>Most iconic anime character of the 21st century>Universal scaling>Actually marries his love interest and has multiple kids>Actually kisses his wife onscreen unlike a certain retarded space monkey>MFTL on-screen feats>Most respected anime in these threadsYup yup! Looks like Naruto wins this thread!
>I was only pretending to be retarded!EveryTime
>>153384705e... e... e-eeEIGHT-HANDLED SWORD DIVERGENT SILA DIVINE GENERAL MAHORAGA!!!
>>153385041>PretendingI wasn't pretending
>>153384989>It must be great being a Dragon
>>153385027I didn't say the weakest, though.
>>153384989A win is a win.
>>153385098>The weakest>Sonic out of NOWHERE
>>153385104That's the STRONGEST, though. Maybe you live in bizarro world.
>>153385034>I may have spent 300+ posts and several hours spamming about my cuckoldry fetish to the point I fucked up and called my own guy a cuck, but uhhh I was just shitpostingBy that metric, you could argue everyone else you're claiming is insecure is simply shitposting
>>153385104Gold>>153385112Mold
>>153385118>you could argue everyone else you're claiming is insecure is simply shitpostingHow new are you to not realize this? To have the capacity to think in multitudes? Are you that much of a 6-7er?
>featkeks
>>153385100And yet Dragon Ball lost twice in a row.
>>153385129I think you might be very slow and the point of my post went over your head entirely
>>153385142>very slow and the point of my postThat's point, 6-7er, Anon. That's the point.
>>153385154>Erm that doesn't count because they're just shitposting>So like everyone else on your list?>ermmm are you just realizing this?Like I said, you seem pretty slow and missed the point entirely
>>153385175Yeah, if I'm slow, how come I'm FTL? Provide the sources? 6-7er, anon?
>>153385185>only FTL>also clearly mentally unstableYeah, I speedblitz this fodder easily
>>153385192Proof? Post your feats of being faster than my mentally unstable feats. I manage to universally DEMOLISH a football team, that was outerversal btw.
>>153385164
Is it just me, or has death battles biases become blatant lately? We have had several episodes where one fighter is clearly preferred.
>>153385204People keep wanting shitstomp matches, so Death Battle makes them. It's not really their fault.
SAAAAAAANNDDDDDTOS!gilgameshura...
>>153385213yugi vs ash was the only recent stomp that people actually wanted
>>153384705Simon. Say it with me boys and girls. SOLOS!!!!
>>153385223Cell/Metal was a MU a lot of people wanted. People literally voted to get Master Chief and Doom Slayer in.
>>153385218>description: the UNIVERSE was absorbed the COSMOS were torn asunder the WORLD was annihilated REALITY was destroyed >result: a small crater in the ground
>>153384756Mahoraga would job to my favorite character
>>153384445Seththeprogrammer is a pedophile
>>153385247
>>153385325And naturally Dragon Ball fans are fine with this.
>>153385351>cucky Simon
>>153385364>IF TRANSPHOBE IN HULK'S WAY, HULK SMASH THEM DOWN!
>>153385364>M-My fake statsSimon solos in every category. He even has more PHDs.
>>153385364>Won with the help of Simon
>>153385364Canon.
>>153385364post Hulk destroying something larger than a planet on his own
>>153385364Headcanon.
>>153385133You cannot possibly be this stupid...never mind you can, so let me explain it to you: DBZ loses because it's popular, and DB prefers to promote the underdog. You really think Goku would lose to Superman and his "kiloton punches"?
When it comes to DC, which fans are worse? Superfags or Hulkfags?
>>153385364>reddit is mostly SimonHOMOS>still jobbed to HulkGODS
>>153385364CHADulk? STRONGEST there is.
>>153385413MHA is more popular than its last three MUs and won them all.
>>153385413
>>153385364
>>153385426Simon solos. The green door and all of Marvel's cosmology kneels to Simon.
Goku40 tonsNOW
>>153385132To be fair, you need at least an establishing feat. Having characters boast about destroying the world or the universe doesn't mean shit when their fights barely destroy the parking lot it takes place it.
Marvel's cosmology would GAPE SHITmon. He has no answer to TOBA or TOAA.
Exiting the NUKE-LEVEL DOOR, taking a walk on these BOUNDLESS STREETS of this UNIVERSE-LEVEL TOWN with BILLION TIMES UNIVERSAL TREES, passing by the 5-DIMENSIONAL WALMART, over GALAXY HILLS, admiring the OUTERVERSAL DURABILITY-NEGATING ROCKS and the INFINITE COSMOLOGIES of a blank sheet of paper, just another day in my MULTIVERSE-CLASHING SOLAR SYSTEM-SIZED UNIVERSAL-DURABILITY PLANET where EVERY ATOM contains INFINITE COSMOLOGIES OF INFINITE DIMENSIONAL INFINITE FRACTAL MULTIVERSES in my NUKE-LEVEL INFINITE MULTIVERSAL COSMOLOGY
The svelte pitch silhouette of a virile african man summons the same memories as images of the savannah, cave paint and roaring lions.It’s elemental, primordial masculinity. beads of husky, turgid sweat like treacle down the hairless sheen of an ebony chest, like shadow puppets in the deep recesses of the ancient brain. It is… spiritual… in a way. women can catch the scent of the roiling sea of testosterone and fertility in those deep swinging african knackers. They long for the tribal drum of their rhythmic beat against their haunches, bent double and presenting like the plains dogs- no time for courtship, just the heaving sweating chase, the mount, the insemination. animal.Pure.How can an emaciated white man, translucent, bent double and crooked over a desk, subjugated by invisible forces, by inanimate objects, machines, schedules, a man fearful of nothingness which is pervasive all around his infected gait and sulking eyes like a plague… how can a woman not see this, and feel in her loins the longing for a reset, for Adam, for those mighty men who lived to hunt and rut and stare at the stars?That’s why BBC is so powerful. it’s the throbbing, pulsating meat injection of sweltering lifeforce into the veins of a dying world, african semen, untouched by time and decadence, flowing into the heart and making it beat like the shamanic bongos of old.That is why we simply cannot compete.https://voca.ro/1fG1eE1nFHAJ
>>153385241No one wanted Kratos vs Asura but DB forced it anyway.
>>153385464>Marvel's cosmology would GAPE SHITmon. He has no answer to TOBA or TOAA.The answer is Drill
>>153385492Kratosfags wanted it as an unironic pity win with dimension wanking
Whatever happened to Yogiri wasn't he borderline omnipotent?
>>153385497DB had to ignore how Asura worked to make Kratos win. Even the GOW creators said DB was full of shit.
>>153385492I never said ALL the MUs were wanted...
We need a Ryona GOLD DB
>>153385413yes
*transcends infinite dimensions**transcends infinite outerversal layers**transcends infinite r>f layers**transcends infinite extraversal layers**transcends infinite cosmologies**transcends infinite hierarchies**transcends infinite platonic realms**transcends infinite noospheres of all thoughts and possibilities**transcends infinite nonrealities**transcends infinite unrealized unmanifest possibilities**transcends infinite metafictional layers**transcends infinite logical, mathematical and philosophical frameworks*
>>153385522Evil Otto…
>>153385522Only Sonic fits this criteria.
>>153385501People just like to sperg about a light novel they never read because they hate how broken the MC is.
You can measure the strength of a man, by the power of the pity win he asks for.All my pity wins are infinite multiversal beasts btw
>>153385528Sonic fits this >>153385221>>153385305
>>153385528...specifically for half of the first word for each line and nothing else
>>153385364K,B,C.
>>153385464The light novel adaptation of the final battle states that Simon and Team Dai-Gurren’s power is "greater than dimensions and time" when they escape the Multiversal Labyrinth. This implies that they aren't just adding dimensions (like moving from 3D to 11D) but are operating on a plane where the very concept of dimensions is obsolete. In the Otoko no Jouken audio drama (written by series creator Kazuki Nakashima), a version of Simon is a mangaka who creates the story of Gurren Lagann. When the "main" Simon absorbs the Multiverse Labyrinth, he integrates all versions of himself, including this "Author Simon" who views the entire multiverse as a work of fiction. This is a "Reality Over Fiction" (R>F) feat, which in power scaling is the highest tier of transcendence. The "Otoko Simon" book confirms that upon integrating the multiverse, Simon merged with every possible version of himself past, future, and alternate. This effectively made him a "singular" being who exists outside of the standard causal and temporal laws of his verse. Simon isn't just jumping to the next floor (dimension) he is leaving the building entirely. This would allow him to perceive the Below-Place or the Green Door as "layers" that he can simply drill through or rewrite. The "plateau" argument only exists if Simon is limited to mathematical dimensions. His power is "Beyond Dimensions" as stated in the novels, there is no conceptual ceiling in Marvel (including the One Below All) that he couldn't theoretically match and eventually exceed.
>>153385364You know it to be true.
>Hulkfag samefagging
The extradimensional-outerversal-metafictional-conceptual-mathematical-logical hierarchy of power in the /dbg/ general, is about to change.
>Superman seethe out of nowhere>Sonic BBC falseflag posted shortly afterListtroon-dono...
>Character has perfect control over their existenceWouldn't that mean they can't be harmed or have any hax work on them?
Strange, I don't see Hulk on this chart anywhere...
Pretty sure if a drill can break through a wall it can break through a door
>>153385583Superman RAPES and GAPES Sonic and his verse. Hell even an atom from a fallen hair strand solos it.
I love taking HRT... it makes my head feel fuzzy...
Hulksissy still showing his face after hyping up his hero's street level fight with TOAA for months is funny.
>>153385586post it breaking through Gero's door
Who wins between Kratos vs Hulk?
>SHITmon>not a gamma mutate>needs a whole team to do shitYup. GODnner SOLOS.
>Locks the Green Door
>>153385599HULK HATE WEAKLING
Only ONE can be the ULTIMATE KEK
>>153385364Hulk gets GAPED.
>>153384846>Bill Cipher's victim (Speedy's fanfiction)
>>153385486I remember when Mario said this.
SCALE ME TO THE TOP OF THE VERSE AND BRING ME A MID TIER!
>>153385612FUUUUARRKKKK NOBODY CAN STOP CHADULK!!!!
>>153385528TRVTH NVKE!
Base Doomsday.Poor little cucky hulky.You do the math.
Hulk.Sonic.Who takes it?
GODvel.CHADvelSTRONGESTTHEREISvel.
>>153385593Favourite hero?
FAGoku and FAGrio beg to plap Sonic's tight little blue asshole every day and every day Sonic laughs at how much of a FAGGOT they've become. KO!
cucky sonic rage...
>DDD vs Wario>DDD wins because he can hit Wario very hard! >When Wario has been turned into ash and came back fineThere's a point where hitting someone hard doesn't matter and I think being able to come back from turning into ash or a similar state is one of them.
Fuark! My girl just NO DIFFED our unborn baby....
>>153385673FVARK, my BVLL's genetics are so POWERFUL just his BABY alone RAPED and GAPED my girl's vagina NODIFF
>>153384756>tells mahoraga to kill himself>he becomes so depressed he adapts himself outt existence
There's legitimately nothing wrong with seeing your opponent and instantly becoming gay and wanting to leave your canonical wife for a chance of sticking your throbbing cock inside his tight blue asshole! Tons of people do that!
>>153385118>my own guyworse, they called the guy they were HIDING BEHIND a cuck lmao
>sudden increase of homosexuality>sudden spike in cuckoldry>thread quality massively plummetsOH FUCK HE'S HERE!
>>153385658Sonic.
>Simon gets GAPED>cucky out of nowhereI am noticing....
>Cripples Hulk in a single shot
>>153384323>>153384329>>153384342reminder, he got in trouble because he bought stuff when it was legal and didn't throw it away when it was made illegal due to pressure from the US governmenthe was also only fined 1900 yen
>>153385658The Hulk? Even he becomes unfathomably gay at the sight of Sonic. His cute tight little blue asshole becomes the only thing Hulk wants to smash. Sonic uses chaos control to stop time and takes his pants off. Stroking Hulk's cock the size of him with both of his hands and using his super form to fly back and forth so it's easier to jerk him off. Sonic takes off his shoes and his feet play with his balls. With Hulk's short temper it's obvious he doesn't last long. Time resumes and Hulk shoots a pathetic squirt out. He becomes Bruce again begging for more. Sonic looks at his face, then his shriveled up cock smaller than his own pinky and smirks.KO!
Sonic RAPES and GAPES Transphobes and their entire hateful bigoted ideologies!
KILL IT.
Who's the worst fanbase in /dbg/?
>>153384705>>153384756Oh no! Saitama just wiped out the entire JJK universe!
>>153385704Also a reminder that dozens of other mangaka have shown support for the guy since all this went down.
>>153385715>FAGrio imaging Sonic being a fag out of NOWHERE
>>153385717FAGon FAGS and DCucks
>>153384989>databook nonsenseyou mean like what invinciblefags were using last night, which were all written when Invincible wasn't even halfway over, and was confirmed written by none of the actual invincible writers?
Looks like Marvel won again.
Next wow episode will be his
>>153385727Must be a day ending in I
>>153385715TRVKE!
>>153385726>Invincible out of nowhereGood thing I wasn't defending Invincible in any way and also find that verse to be fraudulent.
>>153385456okay, where is Kratos's establishing feat of being a BOUNDLESS BEAST?>oh he killed xwhere is x's establishing feat of being a BOUNDLESS BEAST?
>>153385715No lie detected!
>>153385413sorry, due to invinciblefags we are no longer using 'anti-feats' in arguments anymore
>>153385732I hope you like Genshit Impact.
>>153385732>Cucklidan But if we're being honest, I don't know which to buy. New lore says Arthas only won due to Frostmourne. Old cinematic shows Arthas BTFO'ing Illidan easily.
>>153385715Yep, yep!
>I'm Popeye the trans wo-man>I'm Popeye the trans wo-man>fought Simon with my green trick>den he drilled off my own dick>I'm Popeye the trans wo-man
Kratos says TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTSSonic says BLACK LIVES MATTERHulk says HER BODY, HER CHOICEGoku says PROTECT TRANS KIDSHal says LOVE IS BEYOND AGE
>I'm Popeye the trans wo-man>I'm Popeye the trans wo-man>Surgeon took a big gamble>Now me privates are scrambled>I'm Popeye the trans wo-man!
>>153385732I'd prefer this
>>153385732It should be Malfurion, because he is the strongest 'mortal' lore character.
>>153385756If that Xiao nigga is planet level I guess?
T.R.A.S.H? Sonic solos. Simple. As.
>>153385775>strongestNigga, at this point. Jaina, Thrall, and other characters has surpassed Malfurion. Also, he got BTFO'd by Saurfang's AXE.
Clock up
>>153385765>>153385770Popeye WARPED you
>I'm Sonic the trans hedgehog>I'm Sonic the trans hedgehog>moving faster than sound>my dick's no longer around>I'm Sonic the trans hedgehog
>>153385781TRVTH Battles Wiki says he's mountain level
Good day
>>153385814Anon, those are boots
Why are the faithless so weak?
>>153385771>>153385775Illidan is 11 year old mes favorite guy though because hes edgy
Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse.
Okay but Popeye legitimately rapes Simon the sissy
>>153385830Amy's boots
>>153385549Hulksisters...
>>153385835>Entire religion is HARD carried by Paul the ApostlePut the REAL hero of Christianity.
Reminder Sonic PROTECTS and VALIDATES Trans Kids and their voices.
>>153385855A gift from Amy? Yes. Is there a problem?
>Saitama wasn't even planetary at the time of his episode>Popeye can tank reality being turned off and can destroy starsWhy are Popeyefags so smug over a stomp battle?
>>153385855
>>153385860>PaulNolanbros...
CHADnic
Sonic.Composite Transphobe and their entire verse.You do the math.
