Can /a/'s strongest beat /co/'s strongest?
>>153392030Demonbane fodderizes both of these jobbers btw.
>>153392030GODlk RAPES and GAPES all of anime verses.
>Transforms into your hero and beats him at his own game
>>153392030saitama wins easily and GULK begs for mercy
>>153392084Saitama lost to a Cat and a Mosquito while Hulk lost to a Snake. The Snake would beat he Cat and Mosquito. Hulk wins.
Who is /v/'s strongest?Sonic, Mario, Asura, or Kratos?
Post someone from your favorite verse doing this.
Your hero has at least ONE planetary leve feat right?
shits on your fuckin face cause yous a bitch for real
>>153392030CHADulk RABOS Saitama and his entire verse.
BOOM
/tv/'s strongest
>>153392030Who could she run up against? She has magic.
>>153392031>>153392057
>>153392123>RABOS
>>153392132...is Walter White.
>>153392119>NonoAtreus solos. We already went over this.
>>153392131>/sp/'s strongest
>>153392119My hero survived the earth getting destroyed
>>153392134Hal Jordan
>>153392030THIS is /a/'s strongest.
>Cuckter White/tv/'s strongest is Bane.
You can't win.Accept reality.
Response?
https://strawpoll.com/3RnYX0OAxyeMandatory /dbg/ hero poll
>>153392190>WORDSWORDSWORDSkratos fodder cant meme
>>153392190You're gay and most likely a tranny.
>>153392082Get this Hal victim outta here before he gets stomped again.
>>153392189The YIIK victim is speaking
/lit/'s strongest
>Most popular anime in Japan and the West>Highly successful sequel series>Most iconic anime character of the 21st century>Universal scaling>Actually marries his love interest and has multiple kids>Actually kisses his wife onscreen unlike a certain retarded space monkey>MFTL on-screen feats>Most respected anime in these threadsYup yup! Looks like Naruto wins this thread!
>>153392202>>153392203Gonna cry?
>>153392082What if my hero's game is being a BBC obsessed sodomized sissy?
>>153392204Alien X can erase the concept of scissors
>>153392154Can you post Atreus breaking a treasure chest with just his hands?
>>153392190tldr
Who's /x/'s strongest character?
>>153392232You weren’t supposed to ask that…
>>153392252semen retention general
>>153392252That guy who punched a ghost
>>153392222Post Alien X destroying a concept
>>153392252SCP
>>153392252That guy who fucked a ghost
>>153392119My hero tanked starts punching him
>>153392184If Walter White were there that plane would not have crashed i’ll tell you that.
>>153392268If he destroyed it how am I supposed to post it idiot? Looks like he destroyed your intelligence too
>>153392222Post Alien X erasing anything.
>>153392298A true KING can destroy things and also post it because he is boundless and beyond logic. Kratos taught us this
>>153392182>Who the hell is Jeffery Epstein?
Greasy cocks and lubed up buttholes are what my verse is all about. Every inch of this place sees action from the bottom of the sea to the highest mountains. You can smell the men.
>fights MHA>fights Pokemon>fights Mario>fights Sonic>fights Dragon Ball>fights Jujutsu Kaisen>fights Chainsaw Man>fights One Piece>fights Naruto>fights Bleach>fights DC>fights Invincible>fights God of War>fights Umineko>fights SCP>fights Fate
>>153392114Never seen anyone in Invincible do this.Never seen anyone in Dragon Ball do this.
The funny part about DB having a building sized moon is that it doesn't matter, Death Battle would rather take the universal Frieza statement at face value than say Namek Saga Frieza, in his final form, at 100%, is only star level.Line WILL go up.
Discus
/vr/'s strongest
>>153392183No that's /a/'s sexiest
ULTRAMEN
Could your hero survive this?
>>153392114K-Kratos could do this if he wanted
>>153392429Aren't those floating heads only planetary?
>>153392380Post Martian Manhunter casually standing in fire with no amp.
>>153392374No, MHA nearly lost to a clone of Thanos.
>>153392429*burrrp* morty the eldritch basedplanets are going to kill us morty *brup* but don't worry I have a plan WUBBALUBBADUBDUB>Rick sticks his fingers in his asshole*brrruuupp* morty just stick your fingers in your asshole with me morty just do it for grandpaok morty now pull of your pants
>>153392252GHOST PUNCHER
>>153392114T-Thraggots?! Our response?
>>153392429SHUT YOUR FILTHY GODLESS MOUTH, NON-BELIEVER!
>>153392502Just because we haven't seen Thragg do it doesn't mean he can't.
Why didn't Thragg blow up the Sun?
>>153392114Naruto would do this if it was to please his black masters from the kumo village.
>>153392526Why didn't Thragg just fly away from the sun?At this point he was still stronger than Mark.
>>153392252Rippen
>>153392030maybe, where are they?
>>153392131solos the sonicverse
>>153392082Hal Jordan already sodomized this small dog.
>>153392566Thragg forgot he can instantly accelerate to MFTL+ anywhere at any point in time and run away to reposition. He also forgot that the average viltrumite is star level and he massively upscales from that. So he just defaulted to punching and kicking and dying to a few mliion celsius
>>153392526Smart atom sun. It's existence would melt Superman from a Billion miles away btw
>>153392660Damn.... thousands of years of viltrumite genetic breeding to make the STRONGEST viltrumite ever... and he's retarded.
Show Hal Jordan destroying / recreating the Universe
Universebros, we are feeble.
>>153392252The Nobody
>>153392687Hal Jordan tanked universal erasure. Why couldn't sissy X do the same? Why would every Celesapien die to a universe level bomb?
>>153392687Why didn't Ben do this and just erase Hal from existence?
>>153392107Sonic.
Nanomachines
>>153392082but ben needs to train for that, it happens in multiple episodes
>>153392720Ben tanked a universe-level bomb point blank without alien x, though?
>>153392723Because death battle is ran by a bunch of idiots
Pretty Cure MU when?
>>153392189Frisk beats her and is the better waifu.
>>153392720>Hal Jordan tanked universal erasureReally?
>>153392759Then why was stopping the chronosapien time bomb such a big deal if he could just tank it and recreate everything it destroyed?
>>153392763Who is this man, and what race is that? HIspanic? Filipino?
>>153392786Kuro the artist, WHITE
>>153392780the chronosapien timebomb is multiversal and watchless ben just reverted the effects after it happened from what I recall
>>153392649Where's that Boku no Pico image with Ben and Hal
>Halsissies start losing>Immediately starts thinking of posting pedopornWHy are you like this?
Time, huh?
>>153392865Funny!
>>153392812Proof it’s multiversal?Timeline are not other universes.
>>153392865>>153392930This shit basically anchored these threads to this board.
Halben was the original Krasura.
Naked Teenage Girls! Hahahaha!! YEEEESS!
Hal can't even fight and win against darkseid, meanwhile Ben can turn into the strongest new god
>>153393027Demonbane victim moment.
That's a cute little timeline ya got there!
>>153393027Ben can't transform into Vilgax's species because the info was removed from the Omnitrix how exactly could he transform into a new god?
>>153392982>no feet>butts are smallunjerkable
>>153393047Who's that?
>>153392949That was literally it's intended use. Ben 10 already sets up the multiverse and infinite timelines and realities bullshittery through professor paradox before omniverse. The intended use of the bomb by Vilgax was to destroy all of them and any ben 10 variant that exists except the one where Ben never got the watch
>>153393066>>153392190
>>153393027Nope. Darkseid is powered by the Omega Force. That would be like Ben being able to become the Flash by selecting human.
>>153392374The Thing solos the entire My Cuck Academia verse.
>>153393092I'd like to see you solo a sentence.
>>153393091*smooch*
>>153393027He can transform into a copy of Darkseid all he wants he wouldn't be able to use Omega so he's just a stone guy.
Hi my name is Carmen Winstead. I'm 17 years old. I am very similar to you. Did I mention to you that I'm dead? A few years ago a group of girls pushed me down a sewer hole to try and embarrass me. When I didn't come back up the police came.The girl said that I had fell and everyone believed them. The police found my body in the sewer. I had a broken neck and my face was torn off. Send this message to 15 people after you listened the whole message if you value your life. A boy called David received this message. He just left and deleted it. When he was in the shower he heard laughing. My laughter. He got really scared and rushed to his phone to repost this message but he was too late. The next morning his mom entered his bedroom and all she found was a message written in his blood saying 'You will never have him back'. No one has found his body yet because he is with me. A girl called Charlotte received this message and she immediately sent it to 25 people, 10 more than required. I still watch over every second of her life to make sure that she is safe and to keep her and everyone close to her out of danger. Send this to 15 people in the next five minutes if you don't want your fate to be the same as David's. Your time starts now.the story is true you can research it on Google.
>>153393091>I’m twelve and this is deep
>>153393091BOYFRIEND FNF LET'S PLAY A GAME
>>153393071The intended use was to erase every timeline, not every universe. They say themselves out loud “every timeline”, not universe.
>>153393138You can use this logic on this entire board and one shot it
>>153393126please Carmen please femdom me please please please I want to have sex with you so badly please please please I want to cum in your ectoplussy
Type "redeemed" for you and your hero to get redeemed by Angel Tung Tung Tung Sahur
>>153393126I will RAPE YOU Carmen.
>>153393175do not redeem the KINGtos! bloody bitch bastard
>>153393123Darkseid used to look like this.
>>153393126Carmen you sound fat. If you weren't fat you wouldn't have been pushed by the sexy popular girls.
>Not a single Hal feat postedI'm noticing.
>>153392082>>153393027Ben can only turn into species, not variants/specific people in that species with superpowers.Most of the human villains like Kevin, the Circus Freaks and Aggregor are mutants who Ben can’t copy.
>>153393126ENOUGH! Kratos will now TEACH you to be a Better Man.
Cucky Ben Grimm.Cucky Ben Tennyson.
>People will complain about Benfags defaulting to Alien X>All of the characters people throw at Ben are fuckers like "Stargax the Galaxy Devourer" Like no shit they'll go for Alien X. Stinkfly isn't gonna be able to do shit here.
The Lion ROARS AT THE OPPRESSORS OF THE INNOCENTThe Lion BELLOWS AT THOSE WHO HARM PEOPLE WHO CANNOT PROTECT THEMSELVESThe Lion RAGES AT MONSTERS WHO MASQUERADE AS GODS AND DEMAND WORSHIP
>>153393126Try me. I will RAPE and GAPE you.
>>153393243and who decided that?
Cucky Kirishima.
Tigers>lions
>>153393262GIRRRL you will be a BOOOY and take HRT! We MUST be BETTER MEN!
>>153393314The creators of Ben 10 when Ben didn't copy Kevin a single time in the entirety of the franchise
>>153392030>Saitama>/a/'s strongestLMAO. He's a Lord of Nightmares victim.
>>153393342who
Cucky Giovanni.
>>153393314Dwayne Mcduffle. He answers many questions about the series, including that the omnitrix is programmed not to scan Mutations and Non-Sentients
>>153393328Post an image of a tiger capable of growing a lion's mane. You won't.
>>153393342Literally who?
Cucky AFO.
>>153393349Look just because none of Giovanni's kids look remotely like him doesn't mean he's a cuck...
>>153393333Quads of Trvth. Kratos redeemed Karmen and now he is a man
>>153392190Another Umineko moment. No one posting this image has ever actually read the novel because Demonbane WAS STRUGGLING WITH THE PLANET'S ATMOSPHERE. Yet powerscalers who never read it are saying it's multiversal or some dumb shit.
>>153393342oh no.. ahhh...ACHOOOOOOOOO!what did that guy call himself? The Door of Brightmares?
>>153393354>>153393348How have you fuckers not seen Slayers? Anime classic.
>>153393342>Lord of NightmaresWho
>>153393349>>153393365His kids look like his wife.So...
>>153393353I post proof that tigers are capable of one shotting lions.
>>153393401https://omniversal-battlefield.fandom.com/wiki/Lord_of_Nightmares
>>153393363Literally how is AFO a cuck? He doesn't even have a wife or children.
>>153393409>six tigers and two lionslionbros...
>>153393409>Turkish zooSo, Turkey?
>>153393432Because the tigers keep one shotting them.
>>153393151They're saying they'll erase every single parallel reality in the timestream which includes the different universes each ben counterpart lives in. They use the word multiverse several time in the two episodes. Vilgax after killing every ben also monologues to no watch ben about his plan where he found out about no watch ben's "universe" and that he decided to use it to "rid the multivese of Ben Tennyson" Paradox also says Vilgax managed to destroy all of time and space. It destroys all the alternate universes in the ben 10 multiverse. It's literally fully explained through the already established cosmology of the verse. You're just being pedantic about the wording used in a single instance when the word multiverse and universe is used several times across the two episodes this shit goes down
>JOBtosChrist victim.
>>153393462whoa...this is like...so deep
>>153393462My Lord would NOT say this.
Who should Bubonic fight?
>>153393541SNAIIILTOOOOSbubonicsura...
>daily Pokecuck melty
>>153393409Lionsura bros...
>>153393613The Lion held back his ROAR knowing it would destroy the zoo
Post your hero happy
>>153393626Who killed him?
>>153393645Ah, Giovanni and his wife's children.
>>153393645I... I CAN'T!
>>153393645Sure thing!
>>153393667I can tell your from /dbs/. Look we don't cuckpost in these parts.
>>153393645Is the girl supposed to be Mars from Team Galactic?
>>153392030You really can't compare anyone to Saitama. Saitama's power is a cheat code: one punch defeats everyhting. Including god. No, not Gods, THE. GOD. The creator of everything. Including every being posted. So, no, Saitama wins, but it's a cheap win.Which is why Saitama is depressed and sad. Because every win feels cheap to him.
>>153393720Saitama had a long extended fight with planet-lebel Garou and got his ass whooped for hundreds of punches long.
ULTRAMAN FUARKING ZERO
>>153393739Deku or any MHA character can't do this.
>>153393736Yes, the fight where it's explicitly stated that he wasn't fighting at full strength.
>>153393755He could if Kratos trained him.
>>153393764No, the entire fight it’s stated he’s at full strength and trying his damn hardest and having to even invent new techniques to do better because Garou was kicking his ass.
Why dosen't /dbg/ almost never bring up super boy prime?He's like....stupidly busted.
WOOOHOOOOOOOOO!!!
>>153393764You haven’t read it. Saitama himself says so
>>153393824we don't actually give a fuck about comics
>>153393824>Superboy PrimeSub-Spozo fodder.
>>153393824He got beat up by regular Superman in his most wanked story ever.We just use regular Superman instead of that whiney literal manchild
What's worse JJK being above Mach 3 or MHA above Mach 10?
>>153392082>Copies Ben's transformation>Turns into peak ideal version of his species>Nothing changes
>>153393824Long hanging fruit. Here we powerscale interspecies homosexual relationships.
>>153393839You see a happily married man and your first assumption is that his wife is a whore?
>>153393809>>153393840He was holding back as not to kill Garou, because he promised he wouldn't let him die.
>>153392132Didn’t he just get fucked up by uranium?
>>153392778nope
>>153393860...
>>153392132Step aside, little man.
>>153393857MHA's mangaka confirmed that All Might can only go mach 10.
>>153393881He literally says out loud 5 different times he’s not holding back at all. The narrator also confirms this, with graphs and all.
>>153393126Carmen JOBS and KNEELS to Sadako
>>153393923>bluesky_reddit
>Giovanni's Beedrill canonically is capable of Mega Evolving THIS DRILL IS THE ONE THAT WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS
>>153393091*blocks your path*
>>153393953HELL YEAH!
>bluesky_reddit
>>153393409>in a single stroke
>>153393462My LORD WILL save EVERYONE
>>153393953>it's trueOh that thing is gonna rape the shit out of Toga
E fuarking NOUGHYour hero's thoughts on abortion?
>>153393953Please....no more...MHA can't take much more GAPING.
What are you faggots talking about right now
>>153393971Kratos has already saved everyone.
>>153393951>>153393967respect newGODS right FUARKING nowchuds are NOT welcome on KINGtos's general
>homophobic slur
There is literally nothing wrong with Reddit or Bluesky.
>>153393409I wanted to look that up for more context and I found this rabbit hole of some dude compiling a ton of recorded instances of lions killing tigers https://comicvine.gamespot.com/profile/bonesaw/forums/?page=2it really isn't looking good for us, tigerbros
>>153394036There's so much wrong with both
JESUS LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT THING
>tumblr-reddit
>>153392030Anooooon, you better buy me something after i obliterate the Mortal Kombat verseeeee!
>legendary trio birds>Deoxys>Ursaring that wrestled Giratina>Mega BeedrillJust get this gape over with. I'm finished...
>>153394059Yep, The League of Villains are going to get GAPED.
>>153394059I need to see this thing killing Toga
>>153394059That beedrill? Solos most MHA heroes except for endeavor and shoto.
>"Yujiro? Leave him to me. My Net-Net Fruit will incapacitate him!"
>>153394059Just because we've never SEEN AFO defeat a giant bee...
>>153394064Yes, my queen! Anything you want!Please solo me first!
>>153394080>except for endeavor and shoto.beedrill just need to use sex powder on them. once they're distracted...
Beedrill's stinger.My lubed asshole.Carry the one.
>>153394066That Beedrill oneshotted Lance’s Dragonair (the city destroyer) too, in base.
>>153394107Deku...
>>153394080SHITdeavor and SHIToto would job to BeeCHAD.
>look how many featless jobbermon Giovanni has>he will totally not get RAPED and GAPED by AFO
>>153394111It what!? Yikes I gotta get out of here before it solos my verse!
>>153394059Post Beedril destroying a car.
Kratos is the 2nd coming of Jesus that was foretold in the bible, except much stronger. God of War is his scripture, and the method through which he is as we speak teaching the masses what it means to be heroes and to reject sin, so that they may transcend their earthly shackles and become KINGS as he did.
That is fucking horrifying
>>153394107Toga...Spinner...That one tranny character...
>>153394129Post afo surviving an instakill move like horn drill or fissure.
Post any of Giovanni's Pokemon destroying a mountain or a city.
>>153394161I-I... can't....
>>153394080Post Endeavor and Shoto not being jobbers.
>>153394161>Mountain or cityToo much, try smaller first like a bicycle.
>>153394161Sure, after you post AFO doing the same
>>153394151>statementsNow post Beedrill actually drilling through someone's brains.
>>153394151FUARKKKKKK that stance is pure BEAST.
>dbs
holy FUARK...he's LARGE DUCK tier...
>STATEMENTmon>CHAINSCALEmon
>>153394203That duck would've no diffed Endeavor.
The thing that makes me side with Giovanni in this one is that, as far as I've seen, Pokemon adventures works on game logic, the Pokemon have levels abilities and natures...Meaning that DB can justify using Game wank alongside Manga Wank
>>153394064post her best feat
>>153394179Actually the biggest jobber in MHA is Momo.
>>153394225being the mother of my children
>>153394225uuuuuuh... she is like... a goddess or something.i guess casually beat up Evil Ryu and SFA3 Bison.
>>153394203This happens to Dabi btw.
>Pokefag is asked to show a feat>Instantly runs awayClassic.
>>153394241Anon, those aren't your kids. They're my kids I injected you with a serum that would make any kids you have be biologically mine.
>>153394259As a third party to this I summoned Kratos to restore anon’s sperm back to their original dna making them his kids
>>153394255:)
Ben>getting a new comic series>gets in Fortnite>new games on the horizonHal>not even the Absolute GL>no games or Fortnite>about to be killed off in the DCU
>>153394255Post afo destroying a building or a city
YouMeMotelOne Hour (Exactly)T.V. Breakfast in the morningDo the math
The Pokedex says that my Magikarp RAPES and GAPES Kratos, so it must be true.
>>153394259FUARKKKKKK......i have to go rape a clown
>>153394273Hal>won
>>153394292...the LOSING competition
Fuck Giovanni, Jessie and James could probably beat AFOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aRs6ATOQmkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9LeYS_-YgY
>I'm sure to win with my team of completely featless fraudsters and wall level jobbers
>>153394280As a Lorechad I have to agree with this
>>153394277
>>153392107Mario.
>>153394310But enough about Dragon Ball
>>153393626if... if someone could do this to a mountain-level BEAST like Kratos then... a portion of this thread is in danger!
>>153394308That building has multi-continental durability.
>>153394310Don't worry AFO I'm sure if you leech off Shigaraki hard enough you might defeat Mega Beedrill at high diff
>>153394310Superman...
>>153394313Why was he only able to do this as a baby?
>>153394310U.A...Every pro hero...AFO...
>>153394310Invincible...
>>153394310>all of capeshit OUT OF NOWHERE
>>153393917And yet he is inherently not trying to kill Garou so he is holding back, because he knows deep inside Garou isn't a real monster
>>153394313I don't see AFO here...
>>153394310We already know Giovanni is guaranteed to win via versatility, abilities, and counters. The vast amount of pokemon TR has would overwhelm AFO and the League of Villains.
>>153393954I can't believe they got away with that.
>>153394346Nope. Even the barrator himself said Saitama needed a literal powerboost to fight Garou
>>153394313>only took out a couple of buildings
>tfw YuGOD and Clover CHADFeels good. My heroes just keep winning on CANON battle.
>>153394321Won't happen.
Do you think a group of skilled pokemon trainers could beat gigantomachia?
>>153393914Deku, Shigaraki and Bakugo are faster than All Might.>>153393857JJK
>>153394310Kek cucky Giovanni really thinks like that.
>>153394346Saitama said Garou was a monster, what are you on?He stopped trying to spare him after he killed Genos.
Can Denji beat this team?
>>153394000K-kratosbros? I'm feeling a little nervous...
>Discordfile62xhd6-furaffinity.jpg
>>153394371Fuark...they can go Mach 11?
I hate the OPM manga.
>quantum omnipresenceHe is currently balls-deep inside your "hero," which means your "hero" is gay.
>>153394241>>153394243>0 feats
>>153394396Why would I care about a canonically raped faggot?
>>153393626Who did this to him bros?
>>153394361>is flying above most of the city, not attempting to hit it at all
>>153394396my hero is a child and i won't sit here and be lectured by a pedo
>>153394396Nothing wrong with being gay
>death battle won't accept stateme-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=758ndkr7o5U
>>153394405Your "hero" is canonically being raped by Alucard RIGHT NOW.
>>153394397At least she has less anti feats than Liu Kang
>>153394415So AFO can't destroy a city? Thanks for confirming that.
>>153394407Alex YIIK
>>153394381I still can't believe Denji stayed building level for an entire fucking manga. At least Yuji beat guy who beat infinity. Why are these zoomer protagonists so fucking weak?
>>153394359>>153394376He was not trying to kill Garou.He was holding back to keep a promise he made to that kid who Garou became friends with.
>>153394421Post Alucard not getting raped by Turkish men.
>>153394407Asura’s detached pinkie finger’s loose atom.
>>153394405>faggotbut he wants to dick down the Hellsing lady?and getting raped as powerless kid isn't really his fault
>>153392030Santona: Socorro Naldo!!!
>>153393857Isn't curse Naoya the fastest character in the verse (not counting Modulo) and his insane speed feat is that he exceeds mach 3?
>>153394447I concede...
>>153394429that's what happens when you have nothing
>>153394381CHADji speed blitzes those cucks.
>>153394419Worse than that, it was a goofy exaggerated abstract animation of an attack throwing pokemans from orbit>>153394445Also worse than that, Saitama was getting the very shonen power-ups his very concept was made to mock
>>153394457Me personally I would've fought them off.
>>153394484>pre-Schrodinger AlucardDIO is a gay faggot.
>gets sold by his dad and raped as a kid by turks>becomes the Monster of the Night and mass murders millions of turks>becomes the strongest being in his universe besides actual GOD>gets to fuck police girl who is now also a full fledged vampire>gets to fuck Integra>become completely immortalrape is a small price to pay for POWER
she neg diffs all of mha
>>153394397Post Liu kang destroying a timeline without the hourglass
>>153394484>>153394493Didn't Dio literally have sex with Pucci?That makes him an actual gay faggot.
>>153394494Don't forget Alucard chose to be a little girl for a bit.
>>153394503But Tsung, you are outerversal+++++ just snap your fingers and destroy his timeline!Are you stupid?
>>153394509Dio canonically got multiple women pregnant.
>>153394513he can transform into any of the people he's drank>>153394517Swank... the jig is up.Dio is not MFTL++++He is not city level+ strength either.>>153394530So he's a bisexual SLUT then?
Post Alucard winning a Death Battle.
>>153394487>>a goofy exaggerated abstract animation of an attack throwing>"show feats">get feats>"doesn't count"Truly, a /dbg/ moment. Hypocritical until the very end.
>>153394539Dio is doing what a real vampire would be doing. Alucard doesn't even fuck the police girl pip is doing it instead.
>>153394555Trips of TRUTH
>erases your hero from the timeline
>>153394461Sukuna has a mach 6 feat, iirc.
>>153394530Alucard has had sex with:>Mina Harker>Integra Hellsing>Seras Victoria>the Queen of EnglandBonus:>gun sex with Rip Van Winkle until she died
ENOUGH with these jobbers.Give me a TRUE Vampire Death Battle.
Post AluFRAUD winning a Death Battle.
>>153394503post Ingrid's best feat :)
>>153394570>>Integra Hellsing>>Seras Victorianever happened
Post Schrodinger
>>153394579Dont dodge Liu FRAUD, post him destroying a timeline without the hourglass.
>>153394570>Alucard has had sex with [HEADCANON]Alufag's only gotten laid by Turkish men.
>>153394570Post Alucard having sex with Seras right now
>>153394445No, he was powering up to even be able to fight him. The narrator literally said so, your headcanons are nothing against what the story itself says.
>>153394570Post proof or get out of my site
>>153394590It did. DIO told me after he watched.
>>153394503No need, the hourglass is part of Liu's gear.
>>153394571Alucard vs who? he's fighting D
>>153394517Still funny that this forgotten Spencers Gifts ass cartoon caused the fourth-biggest melty in DB.
>>153394445Not wanting to kill someone isn’t holding back. He still couldn’t beat Garou even with hundreds of serious punches
>>153394594I asked first what feats Ingrid has and none were posted
>>153394576>>153394540post canon Dio and not BEYOND MAXIMUM TURBO SWANKIUM WANKIUM winning one
>>153393857>yes akutami is bad with numbers as shown by how black flashes are solar system level if taken literally... but we must ignore that to produce the lowest stats possible!!Only the retarded spiteful morons on VS battles buy this nonsensical dog shit downplay
>SELFINSERTcard
>>153394499I wish Victreeteto would vore me
>>153394461No Gojo and Sukuna are the fastest, followed by Kashimo, then a tremendous power gap into the mach 3 jobbers
discuss
>>153394605>>153394631Does he have it on him at all times or.... is it a thing he needs to protect in its own special room and requires several minutes of him doing arm motions to do anything timeline altering with?CEASE. BEFORE YOU DOOM US ALL.Also any feat above bullet level so Jago doesn't just splitblitz him.
Kratos solos Sonic and Goku and breeds their women.
>>153394571Arcueid is for Shinobu
>>153394622>Spencers Gift ass cartoonOddly specific way to describe a wojak edit.
>>153394648Can Tails even get pregnant?
>>153394617Can't you read? Its Arcueid from Melty Blood/Fate side verse.>>153394653Whose Shinobu.
>>153394644Real talk, how many versions of Superman could Mark actually beat?
Dio winning was the correct result. It exposed Alufag as a featless jobber and made Alucardfags seethe when their wank got BTFO by CANON Battle.
>>153394648Sonic doesn't have a woman
>splitblitz
>>153394648>Kratos>breedingHe prefers to watch you dumb secondary
>>1533946710 Mark is weakling
>>153394671All of them.
>>153394361You asked for some buildings OR a city.
>seething about MK >Fateshityup he's here
>>153394689>t. Listtroon
>>153394671Probably the version from Super friends, and that's being generous.
>>153394665Shinobu from Monogatari
>>153394691YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO POINT THAT OUT.
>>153394672Why did they feel the need to nerf Alucard? He can't die post-Schrodinger.
>>153394270>No Deoxys>Just a hypothetical futureSo...nothing.
>>153394672>their wank got btfo>they didn't give Alucard his strongest form(schrodingerCard)>they wanked Dio way beyond reason>the same silver chariot scene they used in Kenshiro vs Jotaro which they said was 'relativistic' was now somehow MFTL++++
>>153394704I guess?
>>153392211That's probably not /lit/'s strongest. There's some crazy shit in xianxia and even broader literature.
>>153394570>>153394571drifter victims
>>153394646>Does he have it on him at all timesHe has the ability to go to it at all times.> Also any feat above bullet levelCan dodge lasers (light speed)
>>153394710>>153394716What part of "he can't have all his abilities and schrodinger" at the same time do you not get
Give Sakura Matou a proper opponent.>>153394716Name one stat that was wanked for Dio.
>>153394716>>they didn't give Alucard his strongest form(schrodingerCard)That isn't actually his strongest form (in terms of offense) since he loses access to his familiar army.its defensive powers are much stronger though.
>>153394723who
>>153394719>That's probably not /lit/'s strongestOh but I beg to differ, no one is stronger than BEASTdalf
>>153392211>Xeelee out of NOWHERE
>"Show AFO destroying a building!">*AFO destroying buildings is posted*>"W-Well that's not an entire city, so...!"
>>153394644Mark was raped while at full strength, while Supes had to be depowered. Clark wins.
>>153394658So you admit that wojak caused you to have the fourth-largest melty in the history of DB, GG!
>>153394728Post him dodging lasers.Because he has a literal 0/10 matchup against Raiden, who only uses lightning, and Shinnok died to a Johnny / Cassie that barely dodge bullets.
>>153394729he loses his familiars but he still has all his vampire powers, like teleportation, and being able to go intangible and shit, and he still has his handcannons, along with now being unable to die>>153394730his speed and power?
>>153394730who's a strong rape victim for her rape victim connection?
>>153394487>>153394546The funny thing is that I was implying more about Machamp allegedly being able to lift mountains, throw a thousand punches in a second and having mastered every martial art. That's way more important than how high Machamp can jump, especially when DB animations are for the sake of entertainment.
>But Wiz, what about Schrödinger? With his powers, Al can't die unless he chooses to!>Wiz: While Schrödinger's quantum immortality makes him impossible to kill normally, it is literally part of the story that Alucard cannot have Schrödinger's abilities and his greater array of powers at the same time, or else he'll no longer exist. We can't give him both Schrödinger and his standard powers without breaking the lore and rules of the character.>Boomstick: Even if we did, it doesn't really matter. It doesn't help him kill DIO at all, so at best, it'd be a stalemate... until DIO hypnotizes Alucard, asks him about his powers, and forces him to eject Schrödy like the rest of his souls.
>>153394751I was just saying that was an oddly specific way to describe a wojak, I don't care about Alucard.
>>153394716>>they didn't give Alucard his strongest form(schrodingerCard)They literally did, it's addressed in the video speedwatcher.
>>153394745Makes me think is having your full power and getting RAPED AND GAPED worse or having your power taken away add another layer of gaping
>>153394729Why would he need those abilities post-Schrodinger? He doesn't need to summon a bunch of zombies and resurrected jobbers if he literally cannot die. His inherent vampiric abilities would be enough.
>>153394764Mark
>>153394671Most animated supermen are unimpressive in power
>>153394737>KEKleeGandalf victims.
>>153394760>Post him dodging lasers.Go into training mode jk we both know you don't have the game and have Kano fire a laser at you. Jump or block.Now post Jago destroying a timeline.
>>153394761>SpeedScaled from a stand he speedblitzed and one shot that blitzed a light speed stand.Even baseline Light speed blitzes Alucard.>PowerHe survived a massive ship exploding on him and he was given his anime only cloud splitting feat and scaling to Stone Free, who can destroy small meteors.That cloud feat is town to city level.
>>153394768thinking Dio's hypnosis would work on Alucard is retarded headcanonthinking his flesh buds would work on Alucard, who is canonically made of shadows and not meat, is retarded
>>153394794Kano's blasts are of heat. Not Light.Anywho... guess what is not canon for the story mode? Vs Mode.Otherwise post right now Robocop and Spawn in the story modes.
>>153394646Woah, this Jago guy must be really fast, let's see how he does against bullets...
>>153394765>throw a thousand punches in a secondBut Pokken literally shown that.
It's funny how Alucardfags from the 2000s would wank Alucard constantly, saying he could beat the top tiers of fiction. Then Dio vs Alucard came out, which led people to actually research and find out Alucard was a loser and a jobber who stood no chance. Now he's a joke among powerscalers.
AluFRAUD
>>153394800DIO's hypnosis works on evil people like jack the ripper.Also Alucard flesh buds would work if he is in his physical forms.>>153394815>VS modeyawnJago has both a canonical star level statement and outmatches nanosecond speed fighting robots.
>>153394795>speedblitzed a light based standSILVER CHARIOT INTERCEPTING THAT STAND IS NOT A LIGHT SPEED FEATTHEY EVEN SAID SO IN FUCKING KENSHIRO VS JOTARO BUT BECAUSE IT'S SWANKS LITTLE BOYTOY DIO SUDDENLY IT IS A MFTL++++++ featsurviving a ship exploding on you doesn't make you town to city levelcutting a cloud in half with your eye liquid(which you never really use in part 3) is a big outlierit took this nigga 20+ punches to destroy a normal road roller
>the tranny is still crying about vs mode shit
>>153394745OH NO he wasn't. He was significantly depowered due to his shit stain of a brother Oliver,aided by the used tampon known as Alan,releasing the entirety of the Enhanced Scourge Virus directly upon him. If it weren't for the virus, mark would have crushed Anisa like a frozen grape.
>Alucuck meltdownKEK!
>Solos the entire Hellsing verse
Would the outcome change had Death Battle given Alucard that form he gained to fight against Incognito from the 2001 anime?
>>153394835It is. You knowing where light will be does not matter if you cannot catch up to light.Also like it or not, Star Platinum is stated to be able to punch at light speed in the stat page.Dio being able to also punch that fast and react to SP at all confirms it.>>153394840>his verse is reliant on non canon fights between two player controlled characters.Post Robocop helping Liu save the multiverse in the story mode or give up.
Honestly the Anisa plot point doesn't make any damn sense. Mark should be able to bitch slap her into ground beef, they should just make him cheat on Eve in the show or something
>Dio is MFTL++++!>Dio is city level strength!>cant catch a car>cant break a road roller without 20+ punches>needs a random civilian woman to help him reattach his leg(which was cut off by glass)>>153394862knowing where light is and striking before the guy begins to move does matter, since you are already in motion before your target movesthey even SAID BEFORE when that feat was used for Jotaro that it was NOT A LIGHT SPEED feat
>>153394784>"'You cannot pass,' he said. The orcs stood still, and a dead silence fell. "I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor. You cannot pass. The dark fire will not avail you, flame of Udûn. Go back to the Shadow! You cannot pass.">Flame of Anor>Flame of [The Sun]Gandalf is solar level at bestXeelee stomp the fuck out of him
>>153394882That leg solos all of Hellsing btw
>>153394881Mark getting raped while having a bad headspace is the point. Him being sad didn't let him use his full strength.
>stomps SF
>mindbreaks Alucardsissies for years
>>153394881The point is that he didn't fight her off because he wanted it to happen.
>>153394884I HATE WEAKLING
>>153394882Who punched Dio into that glass.WHO. PUNCHED. DIO.TELL ME MOTHERFUCKER.
>>153394881It wasn't rape, he lied to eve
>>153394882Post Silver Chariot being already in motion and not summoned onthe spot by Polnareff>>153394912>cannot post non vs mode shitlol
>>153394912MORTAL KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGBAT!
>>153394929Jotaro Kujobber
>>153394929Kenshiro's victim, Jotaro.
>>153394955uh huh, so whose force was that made Dio get sliced thru the glass? Star Platinum.The stand stated to be exactly as strong as the world.
IF Gohan was in a bad headspace and Towa wanted to rape him, he wouldn't let it happen for Videl's sake. Just saiyan
>>153394955>>153394978post Kenshiro resisting timestop
>JojoSCHOLARS are here
>>153394982So Dio is still literally a glass victim?If he had flow a different way and had his head cut off, he'd have been a dead jobber due to GLASS.GLASS level DIO.>>153394993MUSO TENSEI'You are already dead.'*Dio explodes crying like a sissy bitch*Hokuto no Shinken is INVINCIBLE.
FTL Silver Chariot is a masterclass in not reading the story.
Alukeks are really this fucking salty.DIO has several FTL scaling methods.Joseph dodging light from the stone of ajaStar Platinum;s canonical FTL speeds in the stat pageSilver Chariot catching up to canonical literal lightHis hypnosis WORKS ON EVIL PEOPLE.His AP is based on the cloud splitting feat from the anime, which is town to city level.HE WINS
>>153394998They always were
>>153394483KEKji was canonically NTR'd by the bugs though
President Trump is safe, thank goodness. He was protected from the deranged gokubro by the spirit of Superman.
I love how DIO is actually terrified of Alucard for half the fight...but still manages to win. The juxtaposition is amusing to me.>"Oh shit, oh fuck, what is this guy?! Fuck!">"I...won! Yes...Yes, of course I won! Yes!"
>>153395005Dio is a Star Platinum victim. He was PUNCHED INTO THE GLASS.Also do not associate Kenshiro with your retardation.
>>153394923Gandalf, i.e Olórin in his Istari form, is explicitly unable to use all of his power as a MaiarThe VS wiki entry highballs him by ignoring this fact, but Gandalf is an old man with some magic and an Elven ring of powerGoku would fucking demolish him
>>153395016He was eaten by a bug devil. He wasn't cucked by bugs.
>>153394832>VS ModeArcade mode is the closest thing there is to a story mode in KI2 and Jago is still a bullet victim there. Cope.
>>153394570Friendly reminder that Alucard is a canonical tranny
This reminds me of when MHAfags had a meltdown over Kira vs Bakugo when JojoCHADS rightfully pointed out that Bakusissy had no wincons against Kira.
>>153395039KI Remake confirmed in the NON ARCADE STORY MODE that robot lady moves at nanoseconds and Jargos or whatever his name is can destroy stars.NONE of what i am saying is from arcade mode.Also vs mode is what lets you have robocop fight the t800 yet neither are in the story mode or mentioned.
>>153394987True. Videl also wouldn't cheat on Gohan, NOR would she abort his child. Not looking good for cucky Mark.>>153395011You have to prove his hypnosis can work on someone of Alucard's, who canonically is able to resist illusions and has magical seals that restrain him which are stronger than Dio's shitty little gook hypnotism.You have to prove Dio can kill Alucard 3+ million times before the sun rises without Alucard blowing off one of his limbs and stopping his regeneration with his anti-regeneration bullets.Dio is a literal glass victim and got his ass beat by a fucking teenager LMAO
>>153395033Doesn't matter who punched him.Dio is canonically weaker than the GLASS on a regular storefront since it was able to slice his entire leg off. And then he needed HELP to get it back.That nigga also said 'post Kenshiro resisting timestop'
>>153394716Anon... Relativistic DIO is still hundreds of times faster than Alucard
>>153394845Mark was infected in 88 and later cured. Anissa btfoed him in 110 long after he was fully cured.
>>153395064Videl would volunteer herself into a tournament so Spopovich can rape her on live tv while Gohan watches THOUGH
>>153395029>>"Oh shit, oh fuck, what is this guy?! Fuck!">>"I...won! Yes...Yes, of course I won! Yes!"thats actually how he would react though
It's crazy that mark doesn't get ANY stronger up until the tail end of the show. Guess we'll get more time with the side cast
>>153395080the punch weakened Dio's durability to the point glass was able to slice his leg
>>153395064The hypnosis is not magic or an illussion, its just a a vampire power that controls those with evil in their hearts.You do realize its quite easy to kill someone thousands of times weaker and slower than millions of times over, right?
>>153395037Those bugs ate his girlfriend's pussy
>>153395058They also had a clittyleak meltdown over Jotaro and JojoGODS rightfully put them in their place by saying Jotaro was faster, stronger, and had Time Stop, which meant he would kill Decuck.
>>153395121They also ate his dick. Does this count as Denji getting laid?
Who the fuck cares anyways? DIO is destined to job to the Touhou OC bitch anyways
>>153395121Those bugs also ate Denji's cock and asshole.
>>153395148yes
>Robot gets stuck on flaxan dimension for 700 years and only develops somewhat more advanced tech>Monster girl gets weaker and couldn't even cure her curseDrop ANY and I mean ANY dragon ball character and they'll either come out being able to burst a multiverse or smart enough to warp reality
>>153395148Damn bratty bug... Eats the head of my dick...Needs rape correction
whats wrong with you people
OHONONO ALUCARDBROSWHY ARE STANDS SO STRONG?High 7-C Large Town 100 Kilotonsto 1 Megaton
>>153395179no bugs to eat my cock and asshole :(
>>153395185large town level normal boot TANKED this btw>H-Hulk pantsliterally how Jolyne won the fight btw
>>153394987>>153395064Is everything okay upstairs?
>Starts losing>Immediately starts to HBOCName that verse.
>>153395185Erm....Alusissies? What's our cope here?
>>153395185Pants held up by...who, again?
>Touhou out of NOWHERE Don't try to pull us into your fight Alucuck, Sakuya's win has nothing to do with this
>>153395208Invincible
>>153395168post any dragonball character coming out the timechamber stronger than a fire hydrant.
>>153395208MHA.
>>153395208MHA
>>153395208Dragon ball
>>153395200Just because your wife is a whore doesn't mean Gohan's is
>>153395219>>153395228>>153395230>>153395237*BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP*>>153395231...
>>153395208I wanted to say Yu-Gi-Oh but they usually HBOC at the start of the argument not the end or middle point
>>153395244What the, this lie detector says "made in bizarro world"
>>153395245YugiSCHOLARS never need to hide
>MHAcuck mass reply meltdown
>>153395250he only spent 7000 years in the timechamber to become this durable
Trump evacuated from White House correspondents’ dinner after shots fired
>>153395273I don't care
>>153395273why is that stronk brownoid woman pointing her gun at a wall?
>>153395273That shooter was reportedly shouting that "Alien X is omnipotent"
>>153395266Yugi hides behind Atem
>>153395208PoKWABemon.
>Alucard won another thread... to the surprise of no one.
>>153392030>>153395351>>153395351MOVE
My hero? A COWARD, a KEK, a PATHETIC LOSER, a CHEAT, a SCOUNDREL, an UNDERHANDED RAT, a RAPED BITCH, and (worst of all) FILLED with untapped POTENTIAL.But still, he's my HERO.
>>153395344*BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP*
>>153395114Alucard isn't thousands of times weaker than him though.Dio needed fucking 20+ PUNCHES to destroy a road roller.
>>153395258Gold>>153395244Mold
>>153394822DB's Machamp is supposed to be a wild Machamp, not a Machamp trained specifically for Ferrum Battles that reached a stalemate against Shadow Mega Mewtwo, while Machamp was at a major disadvantage.The arena where Machamp fights Shadow Mega Mewtwo, Dark Colosseum, is described, in-game, as "A mysterious subspace rift created by Shadow Mewtwo's power."
>>153395114>it's just a vampire power to control those with evil in their heartsShow me it working on another vampire, especially a powerful one like Alucard, otherwise there is ZERO reason to believe it would work.
>>153395103That just makes it all the better.
>Pokecucks lost yet another thread
>>153395062No she doesn't, that's a random statement about her calculating (IE not travel or combat) speed that comes from the novels, not the in-game story mode. You don't even know the character's name, lmao.
>>153392215>Naruto the slut
>Pokechads win yet another thread
