Good morning, grandpa. Running behind this morning, with a busy day ahead. But I'll always make time to fetch your newspaper so we can sensibly chuckle at the comics.
pigs on a blanket while you wait
serials for those with excellent vision>>153296175
>>153402323Wait it's been this many years and he's never gotten a car yet? And they got him a fucking Volkswagen bus?
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>>153402374Ming is fun at parties
>>153296196 poor guy was just trying to help a friend
>>153402327Hermit crabs outgrow their shells and find new ones, hence the name. It'd be nigh impossible for him to keep track of specific crabs over time.
>>153296200 imagine being so rich you can blow $200k on a catfish and just fucking roll with it
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>>153296212 fuck yeah
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>>153296225 RIP Jane. or at least Tarzan's marriage
Luann was made for kissing and cuddling!
>>153402323I'm begging to wonder.......... Zits had been skipped since last month. Zippy now ends the threads these days (aside from the April 12th thread where Ziggy is the last comic due to an out of order placement.) Why did Zippy became the last comic of the thread aside from the comics the other anons post?Also, Big Nate is joining the chopping block in June, with the dailies being reruns now. Every month, the expiration dates for each popular comic with plenty of books keep getting announced this year. While Dilbert's fate is still unknown following Scott Adams' passing, Zits is now over, Baby Blues ends next year, and now Big Nate is leaving as well.
>>153402327sunbathing at the beach in April?
>>153402559Zits has just had a pretty bland run recently, imo, and when I leave it out a different Z ends my timeslot
>>153402327>that teen piggyHEY SLYC∪CK! *unzips dick* HOW OLD AM I?>>153402327Not to mention, threes and maybe oysters? are the ones with more rings as they age, crabs just move into a new house
now that's a background
>>1534023271&3; Max's umbrella edge & Slylock's hat tasselsSearch his satchel for a clipboard recording these "shell growths." P.S.- Charge him extra for marking graffiti on sealife.Robber's eyes, Officer's badge on shirt, Coin slot, Outsticking rope from knot, Flipped paper, Extra brick on the top rightd) Canada
>>153402565It was 90° in Delaware last week. Or was it two weeks ago? Either way, it was hot as balls
>>153402639gaaaaaaaaay
>>153402676Now there's some truth for ya.
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>>153402539do you have data to support this?
>>153402900
>>153402920some sort of rocky droideka?
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>>153402407So much this, my dear Anon.
labricopter
>>153403098>>153403107Hive mind.
>>153402969>"Oh, I-I think I hear a mountain lion! I better go!"
WTB dailies are deep into a fort war arc, and it looks like Wallace will be going Rambo next week
more next weekpeace
No matter what, the odds are always against you.
>>153403236Mini-arc this week. I tried a weighted blanket last year. Didn't work too well for me.
Guess this is why it all began.
>>153402323What kind of fucking perspective shot is that? The van looks like it's a Power Wheels toy for a kid, not something two young adults would even be able to fit in, let alone drive.
>>153403157I can't imagine a life where Tina wouldn't make life swell. I guess I'm just not her type.
>>153402559>While Dilbert's fate is still unknown following Scott Adams' passingDilbert was completely knocked out of newspapers years before Scott's passing so it shouldn't be a shock that he's completely gone.
>>153402345Unblurring this text isn't that easy
>>153403194Okay, I'll admit this one got me to laugh.
>>153402347I could a sworn he had a van like this for years that he was “fixing up”, so maybe his dad actually got it repaired.
>>153403236So, what's the answer? I'm bad at maths
>>153404192x=9
>>153403236>>153403258I really like the expressions in this comic, they're so good
>>153402824Ironically dogs is the one thing PETA kills routinely.>>153402939That's "Rocky" the alien from Project Hail Mary.
>>153403053Now I imagine her doing the Lupin III bed dive.
>>153402451great scenery for the backlighting.>>153403073pearls before swine has become an insta-skip for me; every single week feels like the same exact joke setup, at least Doonesbury and Shoe do different things with their boomer humor.
>>153402737She learned how to emit lines from her head?>>153402749Heh>>153403216Good lord, Zippy is even more unsettling than usual
OFFICIAL TIER LISTMY (CARCINOGENIC) WIFE TIER:>>153403183SLYLOCK TIER:>>153402327CHUCKLE TIER:Broom-HildaCurtisDark Side Of The HorseFar SideFor Better Or For WorseFrank & ErnestGet FuzzyThe Meaning Of LilaOn The FasttrackStone SoupTina's GrooveZiggyPooch CafeRosebuds (3rd Daily)Ginger MeggsCOMFY TIER:ZitsCalvin And HobbesCrabgrassMacanudo (Sunday)Phoebe And Her UnicornSherman's LagoonWallace The BraveOne Big Happy"I'M IN THIS PHOTO AND I DON'T LIKE IT" TIER:>>153402598>>153403194All others DNQ. Thanks, as always, OP (and the other guys, too).
>>153403082Cute Phoebe face
>>153402889Yes. Every Luann comic
>>153402360Store layout reminds me a bit of Chicago Comics, I wonder if that's intentional or just a coincidence.
>>153403313vehicles are rarely drawn to scale in comics
>>153403236This is why chalkboards are superior. You know exactly how much you have left
>>153402327daughter pig can get it
>>153403747>1962 split CombiHe did back in a 2011 strip. I used to like Zits back in the day but not anymore so i've lost track on what happened to it. I think it finally broke down beyond Jeremy's means of repair.https://justacarguy.blogspot.com/2011/03/jeremy-and-hector-buy-vw-micro-bus.html
>>153402522i'm pretty sure they're mostly littered with heroin needles and missing persons in various stages of decomposition, not vacationers
>>153402639two bros, chillin' in the same bed, two feet apart 'cause they're NOT GAY
>>153404739>She learned how to emit lines from her head?she was taught by mckenzie
>>153402759everyone in for better or worse looks like they're doing a sweet bro and hella jeff face
>>153402323Thanks for the thread, O/p. Much appreciated and provided a good start to my day.
>>153403317i'd make her life swell, if you know what i mean
>>153403183i'm pretty sure yoga pants don't have pockets so i'm gonna assume she keeps that phone between her ass cheeks like women with big tits used to do with their phones and their big tits
>>153403216HEY BILL GRIFFITHDID YOU WRITE THIS BECAUSE WE'RE SHITTING ON ZIPPY EVERY WEEK FOR BEING NEAR UNINTELLIGIBLE? WELL I'M GONNA KEEP FUCKIN' DOING IT EVEN IF YOU DEPICT ME AS A SMALL, MONOCHROME MAN.FUCK YOU AND TO HELL WITH ZIPPY
>>153403258>KICK, PUNCH, IT'S ALL IN THE MIND
>>153402663Even Curtis is getting sick of her.
>>153402435>Kit gets a black shortstack wifeLucky man
>>153402464What an asshole
>>153407949You gotta do that once in a while to prove it. If you can share a bed with a man and not slobber all over each others cocks, it means you're staight.
>>153407577Mama pig too.
>>153402559Big Nate is not going to do daily reruns, it's only going to be on Sundays new https://www.dailycartoonist.com/index.php/2026/04/20/big-nate-goes-sunday-only-but-no-daily-reruns/
>>153402327this actually got me digging thru the archives and:oh my god it's sonic the 'hog
>>153409460i stared at this for a full ten seconds before i realized it's actual super sonic and not sonichu
>>153410177Well...
>>153410198This feels like a shop or something, Chris was in Highschool when Pokemon became a thing.
>>153410198It fucks me up that this is real and not a shoop. Like the Sunday funnies in the newspaper is such a cemented part of my own memories, making a mess of the Press and Sun to get my two pages of all-color comics, that having Slylock Fox objectively linked to Chris Chan just does my brain in.>>153410226Apparently he was 29, not 9.
>>153410226Nah, most likely a troll.
>>153410239So basically someone took/traced an image of Sonichu, sent it to the paper and said he was Chris Chan and 9 years old, okay, I could see that happening. Kinda funny.
>>153402327>"Seriously? Of all the lies you could come up with, that's the one you choose?"
>>153402327>Slylock Fox says if Geordie were Pinocchio, we could chart the growth of his nose!call the police, there has been a murder
Man, the issues Arcamax has as of late with the ink bug from Gocomics, not even Grimmy is safe.
>>153412921On some level I appreciate how it turns the strips into something more abstract.
>>153402814Even Garfield once again has this problem. Did Zalgo ate the ink again?
>>153403017What was Sluggo even doing at the start
>>153402935mallard fucking fillmore>>153403098BURN!>>153403140kek, the shark wife is such a bitch in this comic>>153403313>>153402598you're really gonna diss my boi Zits like that>>153403258what a flat bitch>>153403082unicorn sexo>>153402797damn Fred, you fucked up>>153408186you're really gonna diss my boi Zippy like that
>>153413834>Garfield Without Inkfield
>>153402374>>153402392Flashback Gordon.
>>153402327>1 and 3>Hermit crab shells don't grow, they squat in discarded shells .>Those misshapen glasses look way more realistic than they should.>Greenland, right?>Cop's badge, horse ride's coin slot, robber's eye, knot in the rope, direction of the piece of paper(!?), brick in the store wall above the robber's hat(!!?)
>>153403043Plus, Non Sequitur got caught with this ink issue Arcamax has, so I made this Zalgo edit.
>>153402327Mmm... Pigs in a blanket...
>>153402327Daaaaamn Kami, that wolf's got mad swag.
>>153403107'ol upPOPEYE IS A CARROT?
>>153402327You could just ask the crab if he's seen the dog before since animals are sentient in the slylockverse(but some animals are more sentient than others)
>>153402327And here I'm the retard thinking that the answer was that the marker would wash off in the water.
>>153402663Do I detect a hint of sarcasm?
>>153402598Why does this cartoon make 3/4 'cats' look like Chinchillas or Guinea Pigs?
>>153402639This is a good point though
I should laugh, but I cry
Reading bump
>>153402374This sounds familiar, but I can't place it.
>>153402477HAIL HYDRA!
>>153402578You're doomed.
>>153417891Are you kidding?The sarcasm detector is off the scale!
>>153402721She's a girl, but you don't notice it.
>>153402856I'd say it's a balloon eating tree.
>>153417698Yeah, the early comics typically give him red hair when his hat is off.
>>153408186ZIPPY IS GOOD YOU FAGGOT
>>153421170Because your love has passed me by
>>153402323>soifacewhy
Bump
>>153402550Huh, so he's a house husband. I didn't even know there was a wife in this comic.
>>153402407Yeah, that was my answer too. I couldn't find anything that would visually indicate that he got near the blanket[/spoiler}.
>>153402749>Do a flip!
>>153403236lol damn
>>153402639Ghosts are spirits with unfinished business, silly! Most tend to move on.
>>153403216Thanks for posting, Anon.
>>153403258Sapient?
>>153409457Another one bites the dust ...
