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>>153404561what's wrong with Edgar? I've never seen that show? I've just seen the clip where he tells homelander he won't be his daddy
>>153404561who's Edgar and what show is he from? He looks like a cartel boss though so I wouldn't want to work for him.Waller is a cunt.Either Nick Fury or Cecil would be good. Cecil has more cool stuff but I'd probably trust Fury more.
>>153404596He’s from The Boys
>>153404561https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Osteokinetic_Regeneration>Source: one mini boss from a jrpgThis is not a fucking superpower and we need to find a better randomizerAlso Nick Fury
>>153404596That's Gus Fringe
>>153404561Cecil is the best choice. He doesn't show it but he actually cares about his employees, and he'd ensure you won't want for anything in-between missions.Nick won't tell you everything, and may send you into a suicide mission but otherwise isn't bad either, just won't offer things like counseling/therapy or financial support. Waller would use you like a tool and discard you as soon as you stopped being useful.Edgar would view you as a product, completely expendable. He would not entertain even giving you the time of day. At best he will move heaven and earth to cover your mistakes but only as long as you are profitable as an asset.
>>153404632HmmmEdgar actually okay, if you aren't Homelander
>>153404561cecil definitely. he is a nice guy, many of the shut that happened did happen because he ALLOWED them to happen, as in, he allowed these kids to give him trouble. because he shows his heart, he is human, he isnt a cold bastardfury is close too but he has his jerk momentsamanda is a bitch who walks the very thin line between villainand the boys dude I dont know him, I dont give a fuck. nothing good can come form that universe. I read the comics, dont know shit about the show. in the comics everything is a perverted fucked-up version of something
>>153404561>multiversal universe destroying problems and also the civillians HATE you>multiversal universe destroying problems and also Waller will go out of her way to fuck you over>multiversal universe destroying problems and you're only alive because human pussy feels better than alien pussy to Viltrimites>small pond with Homelander as the big fishEdgar might be the secret best option
>>153404561https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Origin_DestructionI guess Nick? My power has so much collateral that I'm basically only called in as a last resort to undo a fuckup that JUST happened and otherwise I'm treated like a civilian.
>>153404561Fury: Can I choose which Fury? 616 is pretty solid. Ultimate Fury is a nutcase of plans inside evermore insane plans and MCU Fury is just kinda disappointing.Waller: I prefer my head unexploded.Cecil: He confuses making bad choices with being ruthless and because of that much of what he does is stupid. Pass.Edgar: He's not someone a super hero works for he's a CEO of an entertainment company, it's like asking which Sensei you want and including Vince McMahon in the option.Culinary CombatI may not be getting the A lister treatment regardless. WIth this power Edgars probably my best choice. Get a job as a superpowered chef. Gordan Ramsy but I actually fight the staff rather than just demean them.
>>153404632>>153404646If you aren't Homelander Edgar effectively isn't your boss. Even then he barely interacted with even the Seven prior to Madeline's death. There are so many people between you and Edgar he is really only your "boss" in the sense that he runs the company. He really doesn't fit with the other three options who are regularly running operations personally and are in their heroes' ears the entire time.Granted in The Boys most "operations" the heroes engage in are low stakes and/or staged so it's not as if he would ever need to.
>>153404561>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Dryness_InducementWell fuck you too.
>>153404983Pretty sure most of the guys on this board have that superpower already.
>>153404561Cecil because he's white
>>153404632Cecil is easily the smartest of the bunch and does care about his employees. He isn't afraid to put them in harms way, but he does literally everything he can after the fact to remedy that and save your life. To the point of making you an android.Nick Fury gets outplayed regularly and is constantly under seige of galatic to cosmic - level threats, the earth is always in absolute danger in that universe, and if i was gonna be stuck in a high-threat universe like that, i'd pick 40k and being picked up by an inquisitor.
>>153404561Waller because I like big black women.
>>153404561>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Anthrocephalic_PhysiologyHonestly, this kicks ass. Turn into a manticore, poison the shit out of your enemies. Turn into a sphinx, have the greatest excuse in the world to annoy your friends. Turn into a Lamassu, fly around in peace because nobody’s going to assume some random flying lion-thing is actually a human.I’d work for Nick Fury Sr., if only to give fuel to paranoid conspiracists who think the world is being run by a secret cabal of ancient aliens, but I doubt I’d be needed given that my power set is 90% fucking with people 10% actually being useful.
>>153404561Fury's good, but he's too duplicitous and he's always scheming behind your back.Waller is laughably horrible to work for or with.Cecil is actually extremely reasonable if you do your job and don't act like a diva, but he's pretty incompetent so you don't really have to worry about him scheming against you THAT much.Stan Edgar is a corpo dirtbag. You can't trust him even a little bit.
>>153404561https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Altered_PhysicsI am either completely useless, dead, or absurdly broken
>>153404561This is more of how do you wanna die:Waller? You don't leave evidence behind, so two on the back of the headThe old guy? I don't know him, but I'm sure the same rule appliesEdgar? Oh, Homelander kills you because your heartbeat annoyed him, or for some other equally dumb reason.Fury? I guess he's the better option.
>>153404561The white one
>>153407055The lovely woman in the white blazer? Got it.
>CecilAre we talking cartoon cecil or comic cecil? Because they're a LOT different.
>>153404679>small pond with Homelander as the big fishYeah, a big pond where you're a literal corporate product. Aren't the only heroes who are alive by the end the fuckin...short bus community crew?
Waller and Edgar are immediately out. There's no fucking way working for them would be even remotely pleasant in any capacity.I guess it boils down to whether you want to live in the Invincible universe or the Marvel universe. As much as the Invincible universe has a ROUGH start, it eventually becomes a literal utopia thanks to a combination of Robot in a Jar and Mark and the Viltrumites. I'm gonna have to go with working for Cecil.
>>153404561https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Sign_CreationAll four of them would laugh me out of the room.
>>153407340I dunno. Edgar is basically a talent agent, right? You can make signs of Homelander and Maede all day for him.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Mythology_ManipulationHow the fuck would I even use this on a mission?>Retkon, things are getting hairy out here, we could use your help!>Don't worry, I got this.............Osiris had one hand!
>>153404561Fury would provide the most comfortable work environment, but Cecil would actually save your life at the end of the day.
>>153404561Cecil is the best boss out of thosehttps://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/SonographylmaoI guess I can work in the GDA's blind people outreach program
>>153407164>It eventually becomes a literal utopia thanks to a combination of Robot in a Jar and Mark and the ViltrumitesYeah, and then it becomes a shithole when Immortal goes insane. Hopefully you won't be alive by then.
>>153404561https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Techno-EmpathyCecil, because I approve of his reanimen initiative
>>153404561https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Archetype:Destroyer_AngelNot sure if I can be hired by one of these MortalNiggers if I am already a hitman/uber driver for the highest of higher ups.So with that in mind, I think it would be fun to have some small collaborations with Cecil, Waller and Edgar. Really put the fear of God in those cunts they work with, being a reminder of their mortality, memento mori and all that.But since apparently nor heaven nor God exists in Invincible, that just makes me want to go with Cecil moreEither>A) I serve as a proof to disqualify that claim>B) I have no one to tell me what to do.And I get to mess with Duplikate as a plus, doing some Puss in Boots bullshit speech about how her powers annoy me, how much disrespect she is giving me and life itself by having a clone of herself be safe and sound while the others do the fighting.Her boyfriend immortal too while I am at it.Maybe that'll scare them straight into being less of some insufferable cunts.
>>153404561https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Propulsion_ManipulationCecil or Fury. I don't trust Walker and I definitely don't trust Vought. Probably Fury because at least then I might be able to meet superheroes I actually give a shit about
>>153404632>Waller would use you like a tool and discard you as soon as you stopped being useful.Enhh. Maybe Live Action Waller. Comic Waller is Ride or Die.
>>153404561https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Talk:Metapotence/@comment-30165589-20170926092758/@comment-30766268-20170926141408?redirect=noWtf? Also, Cecil or Fury
>>153411768>Anon got the power of eldritch existence beyond reality itself
>>153404632Good point. I would just do hero work full time and get paid for it and i know he would help me out. >https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Ectoplasm_InfusionYeah i guess things turn out alright if i don't get killed
>>153404632Cecil is also the one most capable of finding use outside of direct combat roleshttps://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Healing_Armor
>>153404632Waller is probably fine if you are a hero, but she's normally in charge of villains that'd be given the death penalty irl
>>153404561>movie furysure>comic furymaybe>waller, at alllol no>cecilcould be worse>edgarno
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/VisualizationI guess it comes down to who I feel would value my new database style power and will compensate accordingly.
>>153404561>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Intimidating_VoiceWell, definitely not working for Edgar. Dude has the voice locked down already.
>>153404561Fury is the most decent one
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Lethal_Rain_GenerationI‘ll call my self RainmakerAnd work for White Fury
>>153404561https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Medical_MasteryEither Cecil or Fury. Will work as medical support providing medical aid to superheroes and agency personals. Honestly don't trust Waller and Edgar enough to ever consider working for them.
>>153404578He can and will reduce you to unclogging radioactive toilets if you don't make him enough money
>>153404561I might be fine if I work with Cecil and Nick Furyhttps://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Ash_ConstructsThis power kicks Ass though.
>>153404596>cartel bossPharmaceutical corp, so yes.
>>153404561Waller is a psychopath who will put a bomb in your brain, and blow you up just to make a point.Cecil is Waller if Waller wasn't retarded. So no thanks.Fury will force you to work for SHIELD either willingly, unwillingly, or tricked to do so... but if you aren't a dickhead being a danger to people, he'll let you do you for the most part.Edgar just lets you do whatever you want, so long as you toe the company line and don't fuck with the money.So its down to Fury or Edgar. Fury if you want to live your life. Edgar if you want to make some money out of the deal.
>>153404561Hard honestly cecil probably the best as he is most competent and chill if you stay in line. But also his world is woefully unprepared for what's to come. Same with fury he's mostly just a blip at times. Stan edgar is just a business man>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Transcendent_Blade_ConstructionBut with this ability I think I can work for cecil and either just work in the gda safely or give weapons to mark and immortal and just hope they are fast and durable enough to slash up some viltrumites. An build a house out of my god weapons and hope to god they can stop thragg.
>>153404561https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Mutation_ReversionIt's gotta be Edgar, right? Everyone else would use me like a bullet to try depowering one target before I'm ripped apart, or I could draw a salary getting quietly and hurriedly lead to a list of clients in dire need of undos.
>>153415822If in Marvel, the X-men will come down on you harder than they did to the mutant vaccine.
>>153406414real
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Selective_Power_UseHmm... selecting an employer... making a choice.. hmmm...
>>153404561https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Rage_FormI guess I am the motherfucking Hulk, which means I guess I have to work for Nick Fury.
>>153404561https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Fate_EmbodimentGuess I'll be one of those back up plans. I'd go with Fury or Cecil.
>>153404561https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Fanon:Fanon:Spontaneous_Wealth_AccumulationFuck those faggots, I'm starting my own super team. With blackjack and hookers.
>>153404561https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Reverse_World_Manipulationno waller, cecil, random 4th guy and black nick fury, I don't work for scrubs like you. rather, edgy oc donutsteel evil(er) altversions of you and your squads work for meeeee
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Life_Organic_ManipulationWell, I'm a little pretty godly, but best to be in the back lines fixing up other supers and make occasionally playing god in developing something new
>>153404561https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Archetype:Social_Infiltration_RobotSo I'm Donald. Sounds like I'm working for Cecil. That's fine, he has the best competence to morality ratio anyway.
Anyone but Waller.
>>153418043Doesn't SHIELD also have social infiltration androids?
>>153404632As much as I like Cecil, I think the rest of the Invincible cast is so retarded that he looks super-competent by contrast.
Cecil is the only one here who is remotely a decent person.There is no contest.
>>153418470It was sad how the shit writing jobbed him out. Like with conquest the bare minimum he would have done if he wasn't being hamstrung is implant one of those anti-viltrumite sonic devices in his busted open head set that it goes off if he leaves Earth's range, so that way even if he escapes he'd still get his brains melted by it since extended exposure is meant to be lethal.
>>153404561>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Fanon:FTL_EmpowermentDon't know who the bottom right guy is. Waller is a hard pass, so either Cecil or Fury. Whoever can give me the tech to use my power.
>>153404561https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Archetype:PeacemakerHow is this a power? This is just being a glorified diplomat!Whatever. Fury or Cecil it is.
>>153404561Considering I look like a cross between the Fat Ugly Bastard in NTR hentai mangas everywhere and Lemmy Kilmister, this power set is hilarious.https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Anthousa_PhysiologyAs for who I'd rather work with, probably Nick Fury. Waller won't trust anyone without a bomb planted in their skull, Cecil would mean living in the Invincible universe, and Edgar would mean... well, living in The Boys universe, which is worse than all the others on the bloody list.
>>153418834The powerlisting website is pretty retarded, its like all the spinoffs coming from 'serious online versus debates'
>>153419004It's included every single episode ability from every dogshit shounen manga ever penned.
>>153404561Who the fuck would even want me?
>>153419334Cecil would make you repeatedly insult Ka-Hor in perfect hieroglyphics until he gets so mad at being insulted in his native language he loses his cool and starts making mistakesyou can be the resident anti-mummy psychological warfare expert
>>153418528not sure that'd work in the vacuum of space though, sound doesnt really travel in space. But you're right, the fact they didn't do anything more to keep him in place other than just encase him underground under thousands of tonnes of steel and concrete, despite watching him on camera fly through buildings at mach speed for fun, is just retard-tier.I personally would have just carefully severed his nerves in his neck so he was paralysed, and jammed a thin titanium plate into his neck to make sure it doesn't heal the severed nerves, without killing him. Don't get me wrong, the odds of Conquest cracking under interrogation is zero, but at least he'd be useful for experiments.
>>153420109The devices are implanted inside inside their body, sound travels through physical matter and is part of how hearing works.
>>153404561https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Hafnium_ManipulationI wonder who would even hire me? I'm hoping for Fury or Cecil. I'll probably end up working as a nuclear technician though.
>>153404561>CecilIs your best bet. He's competent for the most part and won't simply throw you in a situation that will easily kill you. You will get paid while having the top tier access to a medical team to patch you up for free. The only real downside is that the invincible universe is still grounded with threats that can fuck you up at a moment notice. Also he will look for counter measures to incapacitate you if you're too much of a threat.>FuryA good second choice. Will he pay you for your work? Maybe. Will he blackmail you or have you arrested? Probably.>WallerNick Fury but doesn't even pretend to have your best interest. Will nuke the area you're in just to be certain that America is safe. If she doesn't have anything in your neck, then she's planning some kind of counter measure to kill you if she needed.>EdgarThe Worst Option. He see you as a product. A tool made by Vought to either sell something else or do some kind of dirty work. The Boys universe is already a disgusting and gruesome world that it's not worth living in; no matter the pay. Every superhuman there is some kind of degenerate scumbag that make you think that compound V mess up their brains to not be normal. HARD PASS.
>>153404561>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Concrete_GenerationCall me the Mixxxer, I'm working for Furry because you have to be suicidal to work for Waller and Edgar, and Cecil can't be trusted with his track record of keeping Conquest alive and getting folded by Robot
I need spoonfeedingWhy is Edgar bad? Does he have any actual power outside of which superheroes get canceled? Fury, Cecil and Waller all have black ops govermental bullshit but isn't Edgar just the head of a celebrity agency? t. never watched or read The Boys
>>153404561Cecil for sure, and I finally rolled a decent power on one of these for once.https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Divine_Lightning_Manipulation
>>153419389I think his power is closer to when Link could turn into graffiti in that one game
>>153404561> https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Archetype:Extremity_CombatantNot really a fucking superpower, but the answer is Cecil. Mainly because he's white, but also because he actually gives a fuck. Basically walks around organizing shit and making things objectively better. He's willing to turn his secretary into a Terminator just to keep him around. If you're a valuable field asset? He'll pull through for you.Still, blunt force trauma seems to work against everything in the Invincible world, so if that's my specific extremity I think I'll be On.
>>153422292Manages a secret human experimentation empire and he'll dispose of assets even a little before he has someone better ready.
>>153418061Yes, but those are remotely controlled decoys that aren't particularly stronger than humans.
>>153404561https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Spiritual_Light_ManipulationGod has shined upon me in this highly satanic thread
>>153423793Man, bleach just goes completly retarded towards the end