Buzz will say bitch
They might as well retire the G rating, it's useless.
>>153405397why doesn't jessie give buzz lightyear a handjob if they're supposed to be a couple?
>>153405478The belts are chastity belts sorry to say, star command demands them be surgically attached to every ranger
>"Ever since we were little, I've been listening to you complain. What are you bitching about?"Antz earned its PG rating
>>153405397Does the G rating even still exist?
Device_FRIEND possesses Lilipad, then goes to Adult Andy's house and creates a dark fountain, leading to Chapter 5
>>153405397PG? What does this means?
Probably due to the toys having to fight an army of Wi-Fi controlled Buzz Lightyears.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNOFgIAyqNU
>>153405730You get to say nigger once in the movie
>>153405457I can't remember the last time a G-rated film went to the theater. Several animated movies in the past decade should've been G, mostly the stuff from Disney. These are the only post-2010 animated movies that should've been PG, either for sex (doesn't exist), violence, or language>DisneyWreck-it-RalphBig Hero 6Raya and the Last DragonStrange World>PixarBraveThe Good DinosaurIncredibles 2Lightyear>DreamWorksPuss in BootsKung Fu Panda 2Rise of the GuardiansHow to Train Your Dragon 2How to Train Your Dragon 3Puss in Boots: The Last Wish>IlluminationAll G-rated.>Sony Pictures AnimationSpider Man: Into the Spider-VerseSpider Man: Across the Spider-VerseK-Pop Demon HuntersGOAT>Warner Bros.All G-rated.If it's not on this list, it should've been rated G (or stayed R in Fixed's case)
>>153405478Bro, they are toys i.e. no sexual organs
>>153405730Parental Guidance Suggested, meaning a show in which they recommend the parents to approve beforehand since it might have something some parents may disapprove, like mayble a couple of swear words, but nothing too vulgar.
>>153405753The first Paw Patrol movie had G and a theatrical release. The current Paw Patrol movie seems not to be rated yet so it might get a G
>>153405397Whoa! They are still making this movie?
>>153405909Bro it comes out in less than two months.
>>153405397Even a fucking paw Patrol movie got a pg rating, American media (specially American animation) is sanitized to the extreme, despicable me and Frozen would have been rated g in the 90s
This movie is going to be an hour and forty five minute humiliation ritual for Tim Allen.
WOODY GET IPAD
>>153405805>>153405750Oh thank youBasically, will it be like Shrek 1? In terms of jokes
>>153405397>Andy get iPad
>>153405566Of you want to make 0 profit, yeah.
>>153405397Americans are too sensitive now. Wizard of Oz got a G rating with the freaky monkey scene.
>>153406222Also star trek the motion picture.
>>153406222>>153406238The 2004 Super Bowl was a mistake.
>>153405730It will reference Tribal Hunter.
>>153405397probably all the mind control shit in the movie making them rate it a bump up for being "darker", but it's just a lot of "haha, you the audience are just like them, mindless slaves to tech" jokes
>>153406649>you the audience are just like them, mindless slaves to techDisney itself isn't helping
>>153405860Did it? I swear the second film got a PG which is fucking laughable. There are plenty of animated PG films that earn the rating (Rango, Tintin, anything Laika) but I'm honestly convinced the entire DreamWorks catalog after Shrek could've been G and nobody would've batted an eye. I also think a lot of PG-13 movies released in theaters would've been PG if they were released before 2000.
>>153406275Nipplegate, plus Tom Brady winning a Super Bowl.Super Bowl 38 and it's consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
>>153405397Ooooh, a PG American animated movie, so freakin’ edgy.
>>153405397Why are they getting more strict with ratings to the point Toy Story can't even clear G?
That blood orgy scene came out of nowhere.
>>153406928Wtf
Will Andy appear or not? If I were to write a gay fanfic, I would make him Hannah's husband.After a night where Hannah, breathless, looks at Andy and says, "Wow, Andy... that was to infinity and beyond 3:" while hugging him. Months later, children come from this marriage.
>>153407201LMAO
>>153406752Blue Sky had to actually request a G rating for Rio. The logic doesn't add up.
>>153407294Haven't seen Rio so I can't comment on the logic you speak of, sorry.
>>153407201Flashback from years agoAndy meets Hannah on campus and looks at her for a while. Hannah is bothered and says: >Can I help you with something?Andy awkwardly says: >Oh, it's nothing, I just think you look a lot like a neighbor I had when I was a kid.Hannah raises an eyebrow and says: >Wow, what neighborhood are we talking about? And what's your name?Andy then explains and introduces himself: >I think we saw each other sometimes when we went to school. I'm Andy DavisHannah then remembers and is surprised: >I remember you! You've changed a lot. You have a little sister, right?Andy smiles and replies: >Yes, Molly. She's grown up now. And how are your parents? I remember you had a brother, didn't you?Hannah explains how things are going and says: >Yes. Cid. He didn't go to college and works as a garbage collector, at least he stopped annoying meHannah says ironically.After some silly and irrelevant conversation, Andy says: >Well, I was thinking of getting pizza this weekend, how about we go together?Hannah awkwardly replies: >Yes, I'd love 3:The rest is history.
>>153405457It’s just so kids movies can make more money.>movie made for 5 year olds>”Parents, we EXPRESSLY RECOMMEND you buy a ticket too and see it with your kids. JUST IN CASE they say “poopy”
>>153407430Why are women like that? But that would be more interesting than simply making Andy gay, which is probably what will happen.
>>153407430Kek The worst part is I wrote this post jokingly bro but thinking about it, knowing Pixar they could connect the first one with the fifth, doing exactly that, and they could even create a somewhat depressing narrative about the Phillips family's past, since everyone there is dysfunctional and retarded.
>>153405753>K-Pop Demon HuntersThat one got toned down for kids during production.https://cancelled-movies.fandom.com/wiki/K-Pop_Demon_Hunters_(PG-13_Version)
>>153407480I don't think they would do that.>>153407562That's true! They could actually do that, it would be cool to see what happened to them, and it would be even cooler if, when talking about Cid, Hannah commented:>My brother was always kind of weird, but after a while he kept insisting that the toys were alive and that they were going to disturb all the children. And Andy would just make an extremely confused face and reply: >...what?
Woody is finally going to say it.
>>153407716>black friday version where he insulted buzz for having a "tin cock" and motioned with his drawstring how "long" his is
Who cares? Frozen is also PG
>>153406275I hate when shit snowballs hard into the later years
>>153405397JESSIE IS SO CUTE
>>153407430Based fanfic
>>153405397PG for Pretty Gay.
>>153408565Thank you
>>153407430Cute
>>153406750>You used to be a dog! A DOG!
>>153405397There’s going to be some joke about the ipad having parental controls
>>153405397>Get away from her you Bitch!calling it right now
>>153410093Marmathulhu
BIG MOUTHI HAVE A BONER
It's about time honestly. The Toy Story films get into some pretty intense territory, so I'm interested in finding out what exactly pushed it into PG territory finally >>153405457Might as well. I roll my eyes at every new animated kids' movie trailer with a 'fake-swear' joke. You know the one...
>>153405397Bo Peep's ass alone could earn the film the PG rating.
>>153405397>xitter thread
So they gonna tiptoe around the fact modern tech is designed to be addictive?
>>153405397>toy story 5 will..>exist to market a shitty frog shaped tablet cover for gen beta to watch cocomelon on
>>153414990Gotta sell the product anon.Based capitalism. I want my child watching pregnant buzz light year on only the finest slop products
>>153413726Buzz can keep the cowgirl. Woody WON.
>>153410816SHUTTHE FUCKUP
>>153410093This is what happens when you let a family dog take it up the hard G.
>>153410816great, now i'm trying to remember where that "i gotta boner!" soundbyte comes from
>>153405397>Woody and the other toys learn how to build tiny guns>declare TOTAL TABLET DEATH>go on a tablet-killing spree until Hugs a Lot, now fully restored, kamikazes everyone into a woodchipper, finally ending the Toy Story films for good
>>153405397woody and buzz gay sex scene confirmed?
>>153418103>Buzz ... there's a snake in my pants>To my "infinity and beyond" then
>>153409517GOTEEM
>>153406715Does it have an eye on the back of the case?
>yet another technology bad BUT good.
>>153413726>>153416359She dresses like a modern slut; the old Bo were modest and infinitely superior.
>>153420091That's not Bo Peep, it's another character.
>>153405730Prolapsed Genitalia
>>153406750me and my wife, going to the porno theater after church.
>The tablet is Chinese junk>In reality it has a pepe AI thats used to brainwash children into becoming chuds>Keeps telling Bonne to destroy her toys in really dangerous ways recording everything and uploading it to tiktok>"Memes"&braindrot 247 >Poor child goes into a dissociative state, she starts arguing/yelling with/at the toys. How they're worthless and old news they cant even be scalped to boomers for bigbucks. Thus their fate is to be #wrekt4brainrot. Toys realize she might know, Woodie tries pulling a "Sid" WOODIE YOUR OWNER GAVE YOU AWAY TO ME BECAUSE YOURE GARBAGE YOUR MY PROPERTY I DEMAND VIEWS&DOPAMINE SO YOUR GETTING A TINFOIL HAT&BOOTS AND GOING INTO THE MICROWAVE SO I CAN GET MORE VIEWS&LIKES >I LOVE YOU PEPE AI I LOVE MEMES&BRAINROT CONTENT I WILL OWN NOTHING AND BE HAPPY! GLORY TO THE CCP DEATH TO AMERICA(in Mandarin said really cutely making some face and hand gestures) >Toys realize they are fucked and go on suicide mission. They figure out the best way to deal with pepe ai tablet is to heat its batteries causing a fire and throwing a bit of water on it to make it go boom>Toys almost all die tablet its turned into shrapnel Bonnie's face&body gets fucked to shit and scared all over parents go no fuck that no more phone&tablet/screens on 247 no more ipad kid >Movie ends with her getting minecraft like vidya gaym and lego Woodie is kept alive but its just his neck glued to his leg face is all burned tin foil is still on his hat&boot all the other broken toys and fused together into some art project. Bonnie is having fun building stuff with people learning legit useful skills while also using legit imagination that toys could never reach and also gay as fuck RP'ing because why not end the movie with her getting groomed by some loonytroon >Toy story 6 will involve (not)roblox&minecraft+discord and a 10 year old Bonnie getting brainwashed&groomed to be a discord kitten selling services for digital garbage not even real money
>>153405397LET ANDY SAY FUCK
>>153405457Don't you mean, retire the PG rating? It was a pointless addition to be complacent to pearl clutchers.
>>153421022Sources?
>>153408553the CUTEST!
>>153421557Will be the new leader
>>153407430Andy is gay
>>153405549Is it manchildish to say this should've been PG-13? I mean I know it's kind of a meme now to say "this media for toddlers with autism is actually very dark and mature" but I remember it having some genuinely fucked up stuff in it and not even in a subtle way that would go over a kid's head.
>>153405478Star Command says no hanky panky till marriage, he may not be a space Ranger but he still follows the moral rules
>>153421746Sex before marriage? That sounds like Zurg talk.
