Real men and beasts belong in the fight.
>>153407492Beedrill - Fury Attack, Focus Energy, Twinneedle, Pursuit, Pin Missile, Toxic SpikesCloyster - Barrier, Bubblebeam, Rapid Spin, Icicle Spear, Ice Beam, Hyper Beam, ProtectNidoqueen - Body Slam, Rock Smash, Water Pulse, Ice Beam, Iron Tail, Thunder, Earthquake, Sandstorm, Fireblast.Nidoking - Poison Sting, Confusion, Counter, Horn Drill, Rock Smash, Water Pulse, Ice Beam, Hyper Beam, Thunderbolt, Earthquake Golem - Rock Throw, Explosion, Self-destruct, Rock Blast, Stone Edge, Hyperbeam. Flamethrower.Dugtrio - Toxic, Slash, Earthquake, Sand Tomb, Rock Slide, Screech, Pursuit, Hyper Beam, Thief.Rhyhorn - Horn Drill, Rock Blast, Earthquake, Counter, Ice Beam, Thunder, Shock Wave, Thief, Blizzard, EvasivenessRhydon - Incinerate, Dragon Tail, Poison Job, Toxic, Sandstorm, Hyperbeam, Substitute, Rock Smash, Sunny Day, RestCrobat - Leech Life, Supersonic, Confuse Ray, Poison Fang, Screech, Shadow Ball, Protect, Hyperbeam, Sludge Bomb, Endure.Ursaring - Fury Swipes, Slash, Metal Claw, Seismic Toss, Earthquake, Endure, Avalanche, Protect, Double TeamDeoxys - Hyper Beam, Psycho Shift, Pursuit, Zap Cannon, Teleport, Superpower, Psycho Boost, Double Team, Agility, Psychic
>Most popular anime in Japan and the West>Highly successful sequel series>Most iconic anime character of the 21st century>Universal scaling>Actually marries his love interest and has multiple kids>Actually kisses his wife onscreen unlike a certain retarded space monkey>MFTL on-screen feats>Most respected anime in these threadsYup yup! Looks like Naruto wins this thread!
FATnic the OBESEhog.
>>15340859790% of these are just generic brute force moves
>>153408622GOTTA GET FATTER FATTER
>>153408657Pipe down pokecuck before i bring yugi out here
Genshin Impact won the last thread.
>>153408668HBOCnic...
>>153408678Post Traveler destroying a building
>>153408573If these guys really want a fight, then look no further.
IT ALL COMES DOWN TO HBOCIT ALL COMES DOWN TO HBOC
COMPOSITE HUMANITY ENTERS
>>153408641>barriers>status ailments like freezing, paralysis, poison>healing>clones>raising stats and lowering stats for the opponent >reflecting damage>OHKO moves>traps and overall misdirectionBut yeah sure okay just brute force stuff
>>153408718>OHKO movesJust a game mechanic that wouldn't translate to a real fight.
>>153408715>not even planet levelJOBmanity...
>>153408737Wait til you hear what Adventures is based around.
>>153408715So how many people would need to be gooified in order to make the blood moons from Dead Space?
You better start taking my HERO seriously before I start spamming rape porn of him...
>>153408782Invincibro...
>>153408715https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eyb0ztwyNPYMEATCUBEMEATSPHEREMEATDUSTMEATPYRAMID
>>153408715>COMPOSITE HUMANITY ENTERSjobs to composite ants
>>153408782How many "heroes" have actually been raped?
>>153408741goku is uni
KRILLTOOOOOOOOOS!cattlesura...
Just ground, blended, dusted, and shaped all life (and those in between) into a giant planetoid.
>>153408891A LIGHT SNACK for the average FATnic fan.
>>153408573Why do people even take this cringe sit seriously?>This character is infinelty beyond FLT>Omniversal>ExternalCringe. Pulled out of their ass!And all the fights are literally this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTLj8yS0eIo
>>153408891A MERE GROYPER SNACK FOR MY HERO!
>>153408782a...ACHOOO!Oh... whoops, I just wiped out the Viltrumite empire and every single viltrumite.
>and it's not even close
>>153408678All I saw was genshit HBOCing Stelle
dante lost to clive
miles lost to deku
As I see it, it's a lovetrain where Futa Stelle GAPES Futa Rover who GAPES Futa Lumine in terms of powerlevel.
>>153408708
>>153408921>france out of nowhere
Meat Moon.
>>153409010Watch the video zoom zoom https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTLj8yS0eIo
If it wasn't because people use statements to scale me i would be FUCKED.
Kino incoming
Kratos won.
>>153409007Naruto rapes and gapes the entire JJK verse.
this number is mid to goku or vegeta so eyah
>>153409046…’t ever destroy a mountain.
>>153409046...'t ever lose to Asura
>>153409048nah, naruto is mid but jjk is also mid so maybe
>>153409067Hi.
>>153409041>-and then he said some dumb cat should fight a skeleton! >Haha Shinjj, you sure know how to tell a good joke.
>>153409086Naruto absolutely buttfucks even Modulo Yuji.
>>153409092DevilArtemis's fanfiction was rejected and he went insane from animating the canon ending.
>>153409092
>>153409129>fanfictionDo not speak about Death Battle in such a manner. You must be better.
>>153409112who mosulo he sound not even goku base
>>153409129No, he went insane because the retarded storyboard made Asura completely OOC was the entire thing was obviously written by GoW fans only.There's a reason they made an apology promising to have fans of the series for both contestants in the storyboarding/creation part from now on.So we don't get stupid shit like Asura trying to destroy the planet he's spent literally 10000+ years protecting while his daughter is on it.
>>153409153>>153409143>>153409129Grow hair
https://youtu.be/i8mLdsbTCkA?t=81&si=jzTTQm1AZMp7bUHs
>>153409086Naruto is at least universal, so...
>>153408943>Bacteria biomass > Animal BiomassHere I call bullshit.If this was true we all would be dead and crushed to death by bacteria. This is not true so therefore the chart is made up bullshit!Plants are mostly true.Same for life stock since humans can not have a bigger biomass then what they eat.>Insects more biomass then humansLike fucken LOL imagine posting lies! This would result in us being crushed by them. This is not true.
>KINGtos drove Devilartemis to insanityHow many more people must suffer before you admit KINGtos is above platonic concepts and all of reality?
Why can’t Asurachuds accept KINGtos’ love?
>>153409183naruto not goku
>>153409158Asura was a monster. He could not defeat Kratos (lowballed) and let his anger consume him. Kratos has walked that road before and protected the world like the god of hope he is, and he redeemed Asura's soul, making him a monster no longer. It was beautiful, canon storytelling at it's finest.
>>153409190This. KINGtos broke many minds. You must let go and accept him into your hearts.
>>153409183Naruto isn't even planet level
>>153409183Naruto doesn't scale to Kaguya, and he doesn't have the power to create nor destroy a universe.The only time he was '''matching''' her was when he had a boost from Hagoromo.>>153409201Except he was never a monster.Not once in the entire game did he harm a single innocent person.Meanwhile PSYCHOtos used a sex slave as a doorstop and mass murdered civilians for orbs, and let that old man fall to his death.
>The Nega-Chin left his comic book and beat up his creatorExplain why he isn't outerversal without sounding butthurt.
>>153409184Do you think the biomass of all life takes up even a single 1% of Earth's volume
>>153409226You're right, he doesn't scale that low, he scales far higher.>>153409231Cope.
>>153409231>Meanwhile PSYCHOtos used a sex slave as a doorstop and mass murdered civilians for orbs, and let that old man fall to his deathHe was TEACHING them. You wouldn’t understand his methods until you experienced it.
We already know the sort of MONSTER that would willingly destroy the planet they live on onscreen.
>preview is titled “megamind has no win cons”Megasissies…
>>153409244he must be a comic writer. lol
>>153409231If he wasn't a monster why did he try to kill his daughter and the world in canon battle?
Bring me supergirl
Kratos and Asura? Sonic and Shadow take them on. They don't even need the emeralds to overpower them either. In a matter of seconds, the hedgehogs have them pinned to the wall with their hands above their head. Sonic and Shadow notice Kratos and Asura blushing. Their eyes avert down and they see the raging erections they both have. Sonic lets out a chuckle and Shadow scoffs. They both look down on fags and it's clear their sheer AURA has converted Kratos and Asura into fags. To rub it in, Shadow begins to strip them down. He makes the tips of their erect cocks touch. Shadow rolls his eyes as they twitch in ecstasy. Thankfully, as the ultimate life form he knows how to deal with faggots like this. Only second to Sonic, Shadow uses both of his hands and jerks the God of War and Asura off. Sonic uses the chaos emeralds and turns him and Shadow super. Sonic floats up to his victims and has them at eye level and forces them to make out. Kratos and Asura show no sign of resisting. Shadow's expert work has them completely helpless. Hours pass and Sonic and Shadow's stamina never stop. Kratos and Asura are completely worn out. Shadow and Sonic let them go and the two of them fall face down.KO!
>>153409244>Do you think the biomass of all life takes up even a single 1% of Earth's volumeWhat are you saying here schizo?Insects are land only animals.If their biomass was bigger they crush us all.
>>153409259Good thing he was TAUGHT before it was too late.
Kratos killing random sex slaves, innocents and dooming the entirety of Greece on a petty revenge quest? A better man's MASTER MORALITY that was TEACHING them.Asura killing the Gods and God that would threaten the lives of innocent and his family? A MONSTER'S PSYCHOTIC BITTER RESENTFUL SLAVE MORALITY.
>>153409270because the death battle storyboarders were god of war fangays and wanted to make Kratos look cool at the expense of Asuraso they made Asura completely OOC, and then had Kratos copy his iconic moments without any effort or difficulty
Who should she fight in Death Battle?
>>153409250May I see him destroy a planet?
>>153409297No lies detected.
>>153409311Composite black man
>>153409317He's a hero, why would he do that?
Kratos? A better than Enji btw.
>>153409311Karin (Futa) and Asuna (Futa) vs Bay (Futa) and Clay (Futa)
>>153409311What's she do?
>>153409041The judge wins this btw
Without appealing to emotions, post what’s wrong with using a sex slave as a door lever to continue to your objective.
>>153409360It leaves a smelly mess.
>>153409336Karin (black hair brown skin)'s usually the top when it comes to futa porn with her and Asuna (blonde hair white skin), but Clay (blonde hair white skin)'s the top when it comes to futa porn with her and Bay (black hair brown skin) what's up with that
>>153409329What about an evil planet?
Kratos? Noble-blooded bisexual aristocratic brahmin beyond the dual-synthesis of based and nietzschepilled morality and based and christpilled morality that understands that Logos (God (Kratos)) is determinate of all morality and that statements are of the civilized scholarly man.
>>153409311Ellen Joe from Zenless is probably the most thematically appropriate opponent
>>153409378>Karin (black hair brown skin)'s usually the top when it comes to futa porn with her and Asuna (blonde hair white skin), but Clay (blonde hair white skin)'s the top when it comes to futa porn with her and Bay (black hair brown skin) what's up with thatmaybe it's some powerscaling thing, uh, this is shipping... bondscaling yes of course
>>153409321>>153409297>>153409293Bald
Haha it'd be kind of funny if Kratos swallowed you alive and shat you out
Are we just posting gacha girls now?
>>153409360She shouldve had a sex scene with kratos
Let's discuss gacha girls and futa cocks. For powerscaling reasons of course.
>>153409434>Are we just posting gacha girls now?may as well, just to get used to it. avatar vs genshin impact is coming after all
>>153409184there's tons of bacteria in the seas
>>153409190>>153409201>>153409250>>153409329.....................
>>153409421>bondscalingThat's just chemistry.
SHOOT THEM WITH THE DEHYDRATION GUN
>>153409431DO NOT CALL ME BALD!
>>153409470Post this guy not killing his brother in a car crash.
>>153409041The first sub-wall level Death Battle...
>>153409498But enough about dante vs kratos
>>153409470Explain how this isn't a legitimate win con without sounding retarded, appealing to emotion, or sounding EFL
>>153409572Because he'll get mobbed by a shitload of minions
This but to God of War.
Never seen EFL before
>>153409493The amount of hair you have on your head is equivalent to the number of living wives you currently have
>>153409608ain't that the puppet that tries to eat cats?
>>153409311A horse.
>>153409607This but dragon ball and street level hydrants
>>153409607This but to Invincible.
>>153409572Weather controlFreeze rayA bucket of waterSpit
>>153409360Killing innocent people who are begging you for help to continue your sissy tantrum is not something a hero would do.
Destroy gun and Delete gun insta-kill Gru btw
>>153408620>Most popular anime in Japan and the WestI don't think so kid
>>153409714Silence.
>>153409731>hax abilityGODku is IMMUNE.
Kratos was in the right. The greek gods were assholes and kept fucking with Kratos, so he decided to rightfully put them down.
>>153408715I look like this
Can you really call Genociding an entire race heroism? Can you really call the death of millions, even Gods, being a hero?
>>153409311ichigo bwc so eh can cool
>>153409714No one cares about Dragon Ball anymore.
>>153409755Absolutely. Pic related: a HERO participating in HEROISM.
>>153409783Broly? A BETTER man and a HERO.
We do a little HEROic massacring and genociding
It's funny that Asurajeets try to claim the moral high ground when we all know that if Asura was in GOW and if Ares pulled the same shit, then Asura would also want to kill every Greek God.
>>153409850Sad but true.
>>153409850Post Asura shoving a random prostitute into gears to mulch her into pulp for some reason or tearing out some crazy guy's wings so he'll fall to his death
So you know how Christ told to not throw stones and for the prostitute to go and sin no longer.It's a bit like that but you shove the prostitute into some gears to teach her
https://youtu.be/f7qBHaNUmQY?si=w0yXt7HYoEanoQD_Stumbled upon someone making theme songs for an asym horror, it almost feels rude to not post it.
>>153409850True. If the GOW series happened, but it was with Asura instead, then they would be defending his actions and painting him as the one in the right.
Just a reminder that Asura, who at one point was literally out of his mind, did not harm a single innocent person.
Kratos was TEACHING that underaged male prostitute by strangling him to death, rolling his corpse in a carpet and burying him somewhere in the Nevada desert. MONSTERsura would NEVER!
Whats crazy to me about Kratos vs Asura is that DB proved beyond any possible doubt that Kratos doesn't just win, he completely god-stomps and simply cannot be defeated by Asura.He's equal in strength, if not superior, than Asura the Destructor, and so durable that the Destructor literally CANNOT hurt him even without his weapons.He also has access to every single weapon he's ever collected across his history and has an infinite number of them thanks to Spartan Rage, so he can literally just spam the Blade of Olympus forever and has literally infinite relics and weapons.He resists all of Asura's hax, He can't be hurt by any of Asura's attacks, he hard counters everything Asura can do, the only area where he wasn't completely dominant was in onscreen feats, and even then Kratos was shown to have equal enough dev statements and lore that he can just dodge/block/counter everything Asura can do and was guaranteed to smash and kill him with ease, even pointing out that Base Asura gets utterly obliterated by Kratos. (and the black boxes also pointed out that if they gave the two fighters EVERYTHING, then just because we haven't SEEN Kratos perform these feats, doesn't mean he can't)All of this, btw, without once bringing in scaling from Composite Kratos or his high end stuff like the Power of Hope, the Valkyrie armors, or even forms like Giant Kratos or "Turns people into red orbs" Kratos or even Morpheus Kratos, all of which would have made it more of a stomp.Yet even with ALL OF THAT, they ended up downplaying Kratos to a completely ridiculous and disrespectful degree, turning what should have been his ultimate, defining, final victory over an opponent who was never his equal to begin with and proving that Asura is a fraud as far as being Kratos' rival goes into one of the most hated DBs, to the point where he deserves a sequel to his flop movie game just to get the taste of that awful deathbattle out of fans mouths and put some proper respect on his name.
>>153409743Yugi, Goku doesn't have a tail hole in his gis anymore. What are you looking at?
sonic is COOL!!!
Objective morality is defined by the Logos, aka Kratos. Therefore everything he did was righteous and virtuous.
>>153409876I… am incapable…
>>153409850Post Asura tossing an innocent civilian off a roof to their death.
>>153409850Asurafags didn't like this post one bit...
>>153409092What on Earth was Death Battle even thinking going into this comedy of errors?
>>153409945That "innocent" civilian happily pushed a gay couple off a roof offscreen prior to the events of the game. Kratos was simply TEACHING them
>>153409850>Asurafags didn't like this post one bit...
>Asurajeet meltdownThat post really struck a nerve huh?
There is nothing wrong with killing innocent people if they get in your way because they are not innocent anymore if they do. You must accept this, moralchud.
>>153409960That gay people oppressed a POC, which the innocent civilian saw. He was a HERO.
>>Asurajeet meltdown>That post really struck a nerve huh?
>>153409980That "POC" was an antisemitic spiritually white CHUD.
>153409973
>>153409966>>153409987>Kratos’s face when Asura says he’s going to spend time with his still living daughter (Kratos’s daughter is covering his skin and Kratos’s son is a ginormous faggot)
it's over, kratos. asura has the high ground
>>153409850No he wouldn't. Asura would still be Asura, and he'd only kill those responsible.Because Asura's Wrath is RIGHTEOUS.
An AURA of the PINK SQUARES of OBJECTIVE MORALITY and BEING A BETTER MEN surround myself...
>>153409850You can tell this post made them seethe. It really highlights the hypocrisy of it all. You just know that Asura would've done the exact same thing as Kratos if the Greek Gods killed his wife and daughter and Asurafags would've defended him.
>You can tell this post made them seethe. It really highlights the hypocrisy of it all. You just know that Asura would've done the exact same thing as Kratos if the Greek Gods killed his wife and daughter and Asurafags would've defended him
Why are Kratosfags such sore winners?
RESENTFUL. BITTER. DALIT. SLAVE MORALITY.ARISTOCRATIC. NIETZSCHEAN. CHRISTPILLED. BRAHMIN. BETTER MAN. OBJECTIVE LOGOS. MASTER MORALITY.
>Kratos after realizing he could have killed all his gods and enemies without harming a single innocent person>Kratos after realizing he IS the monster, and Asura was not, and never will be oneKratos, being a better man than he was before, committed suicide in the snow out of grief and regret for his past actions...
>>153410064Yup that's my hero KINGsura!
Post Asura hurting a single innocent person.
>>153409850K, b, c.
>>153410095I... I am incapable of doing so.
>HNGH YESSS SPAWN YESS YESSS FUCK MY HAIRY WET WARTY POZZED 500YO BOYCUNT WHILE I LISTEN TO WILD TOMFOOLER E. YISSSSSSSSSS ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH>O-OHHHHH IM GONNA CUM SPAWN I CAN FEEL YOUR BBC HIT MY PROSTATE HNGHHH AHH AHH AHHHHHHHHHH->W-wait....>W-...>WHAT. THE. LE. FUCK.>SPAWN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?!?!?!?!?! YOU WERE GAPING MY DISGUSTING FUCKING POZZED PROLAPSED SHITTY MANCLITTY WITH A NECROPLASM CONDOM ON?!?!!? BECAUSE YOU WERE TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE?!?!? BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T WANT TO GIVE ME EVEN MORE STDS THAN SIMON AND KYLE HAVE IN YOKO'S FANFICTION?!?!?!?!?! WHATTT THE FUCKCKKKK>STIFFEN THE WOMBATS, I'M RUINED!!! I HAD YOU NOT FUCK MY NAZI WHORE OF A WIFE LAUFEY FOR 2 ENTIRE DAYS SO YOU WOULD SAVE UP ENOUGH CUM TO PAINT MY FUCKING COLON WITH YOUR CUM!!!! WHAT WILL MY FELLOW MODERATORS OF r/lgbteens AND r/greekfemboy THINK OF ME NOW?!?!?! SPAWN THINK FOR ONE FUCKING SECOND YOU NIGGER!!!! I'M FUCKING RUINED!!! I WAS SUPPOSED TO TAKE YOUR HOT NECROPOZZLOAD UP MY HAIRY ASSHOLE AFTER DOOM SLAYER AND DANTE GOT ME PREPPED AND POST IT ON r/GayGreeksTakingBBC SO ATREUS COULD SEE IT!! WE MUST BE BETTER MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!>SPAWN YOU STUPID FUCKING NIGGER BEAST GHOST-SPAWNED-FROM-THE-DARKEST-BLACK SUBHUMAN APE!!!!!! I'M GONNA SMASH YOUR FUCKING HEAD IN WITH MY SUB-MOUNTAIN BUSTING STRENGTH!!!! COME HERE!!!!! I'M GONNA FUCKING CHOKE YOU TO DEATH WITH THAT FUCKING CONDOM!!!!! I WILL CUT YOUR DICK OFF WITH A RUSTY BLADE OF OLYMPUS AND FORCE YOU TO FUCKING EAT IT YOU TWAT!!!!! COME HERE YOU FUCKING NIGGER! YOU ARE A BVLL NO LONGER!>BY THE GODS, I AM SUCH AN ANGRY KEK!!!!
>>153409850>this TRVTH NVKE made Asurajeets have a full blown meltdown
>>153410095He made his own daughter cry by killing the god and resulting in his own death
>>153410075Picture is what happened when a single stray atom of Asura got loose.
>>153410108KEKtos, Based, Canon.
>proving the post right
Kratos and Azura? Lose to Garon and Magma.
I've paid in blood, killed millions for the changes I thought I should,all for the greater good,but I'll fight like a fucking monster wishes he could
>>153410108Kratos, Bitterly, Crying
MY MINDKEEPS ON GETTING BROKEN
>>153410108Kratos, Bitchingly, Cucked.
>>153410154Kratos... it's okay, you're a better man and god now...
>>153410154We know, Pokesissy.
>>153410154MHAfag...
>>153410154Sonicbro btw
>>153410114Mithra accepted his sacrifice and spread his legacy which lasted millions of years later.
>>153410200Asura death made Mithra into the better (wo)man, Kratos death brought even more pain to her daughter, I know who is the better father.
>>153409850>Gods kill Asura's wife and torture his daughter for 1000s of years>he only kills them >Gods kill Asura's wife and this time his daughter>for some reason he would now mulch civilians and blow up Greecemore likely he would find some way to seal away the Gods or beat them so hard that they could never hurt anyone ever again despite being alive
>>153410108Stiffen the wombats is the funniest phrase I've ever seen when I imagine Kratos saying it, I think I've lost too many braincells and sanity here.
Pokecucks have no feats btw.
>>153410303same, makes me giggle every time
Asura lost and there will never be a way to change that :) You'll think about it for the rest of your life :)
>>153410303>>153410332BOOOOOY we must be stiffer wombats
>>153410351this is what pokefags count as '''destroying a whole city'''' lmao
Considering the identity, thus, the race, of Excelfag had been revealed long ago (he's Israeli) and that he hasn't posted at all both on here or Twitter since late March, I think it's safe to assume he...a) Is legit dead due to Israel's current situation.b) Did something really stupid and got his computer rights revoked like a fat little retard.
:)
>>153410351>most of the city clearly still standingKek.
>>153410200Yes, but he still hurt her in the moment.
>>153410342>Asura lost ...a fanfiction battle made by morons.>and there will never be a way to change that...because they will sadly never have a collective IQ in the triple digits.>You'll think about it...every time we come here specifically to make fun of Krasura while living perfectly well-adjusted lived outside of /dbg/.
She won her Death Battle.
>chainsaw man will have an epilogue chapter in June Denji's final chance to redeem himself before he dies to CHADji's opus flash.
Why did the non-stop sonic spam stop mid month
>>153410390>seething about CANON BattleAsura will never be on Death Battle ever again.
>>153410358That, or the latest doxx gaped him out of the internet.Cynbros truly won.
>>153410359So Deoxys just has a meteor on him at all times?
>>153410357So uh...could we see the MHA feat comparable to this, or...
>>153410394Man Man vs "How many Yuji fingers am I worth? - Yuji's uncle"
>>153410397I killed the small hedgehog when it squeaked too loudly.
>>153410393Hal will end her win streak
So, who's fighting the pokeCHADS this time?
>>153410421You can!
>>153410428Small Dog taking his frustrations out...
>>153410438MHAfags as usual.
>>153410435Tatsumaki is like 27 years old.She's way too old for Hal.
>>153410435>Comics Hal vs Moon level at best characterlet her fight DCAU Hal instead so it isn't just a smurf stompalso I imagine she has better matchups than him
>>153410358>a) Is legit dead due to Israel's current situation.Alhamdulillah
>>153410272>more likely he would find some way to seal away the GodsOh right, there’s the fact that Poseidon can flood Greece and Hermes sends out a plague when they die. Asura would kill Ares in an isolated area since his death only causes a mountain-level nuke. Zeus’ death would cause some thunderstorms and tornadoes so he’d get sealed, along with Poseidon and Hermes. Helios is iffy, since the sun would get covered by some clouds but Greece’s crops need the sun and so the people, so he’d get sealed. Athena can go since her death didn’t cause any disasters. Honestly, Asura would have some trouble finding a way to prevent the gods from fucking with the mortals without killing a lot of them but at the very least he wouldn’t go out of his way to kill random civilians, an extremely low bar but Kratos had set it there. What I’m afraid of is him accidentally killing them because Poseidon can get injured by rocks slamming against his head, Hermes nearly dies from crashing into a building, and Helios got crippled from crashing after being shot down by a ballista.
So, who would actually be a good matchup for light yagami? Assuming we're taking peak death battle into account here.
>>153410458https://youtube.com/watch?v=tc5F7YifU9I
>>153410428no, there were like 6 separate IPs posting sonic 24/7
>>153410468I think Helios also got injured because of a titan grabbing him or something right?
>>153410483Anon it was the one guy. He also posted as a Mariofag when no one else was taking his bait
>>153410473Just a reminder that Light gets every single person that ever helped him in the entire anime but his opponent only gets themselves.
>>153410502You clearly didn't participate in the /bant/ and /v/ threads
>>153410473I still would like to see Walt vs Light. Light has magic bullshit but assuming Walt could use Mike and maybe some of the cartel I think it would level the playing grounds. Walt could maybe win because he'd kill someone faster than Light. He could suspect Walter White but I don't think he'd write his name down unless he knew for sure.
>>153410473Light Yagami really just does not make for a good fight. Maybe something like "can Phoenix Wright get Light arrested after he's called to the stand" or "can Makoto Naegi get Light voted in a Class Trial" could work but most of them just do not.
>>153409688Post the destroy and delete settings actually killing someone.
What if Tatsumaki was 12?
>>153410502Trying to pretend all that spamming was one guy is ludicrous. Dunno why people are so stubborn to believe that more than one person could be annoying spergs.
>>153410497Actually, you’re right. That Titan grabbed and squeezed Helios and chucked him hard at a rock wall. How the fuck did Helios survive that and Hermes nearly got destroyed from crashing into a building?
>>153410525A team battle would be okay. It's not like light anyways to work completely solo: he always has some proxy so it's fine to let his opponents have their respective tools. It would almost be like restricting batman from using the bat cave.
Just put the feats in the bag bruh
>>153410507They all also get shit from multiple continuities. 20 composite dogs vs 1 base Lion.
>>153410458If only he tried to fight her at a much earlier time.
>>153410551Hermes is a massive pussy bitch boy while Helios is actually a CHAD.
>>153410108https://voca.ro/187spwQGBAdihttps://vocaroo.com/1ayVxVmpYtIchttps://vocaroo.com/1dFgHLohgHME
>>153410473
>>153410358He's fucking jewish?
>>153410468>Honestly, Asura would have some trouble finding a way to prevent the gods from fucking with the mortals without killing a lot of themI can't remember Hephaestus' reasons for trying to kill Kratos (I think it was about Pandora being in danger?) but if Asura can get him on his side (maybe after kicking his ass) maybe they can think of a super prison to trap the Gods like how Cronus was trapped.
>>153410572Yeah it wouldn't be interesting to just make it Light. Same with Walt. That match is interesting because the two could potentially never meet face to face. I don't know if there's been a match like that.
Vecna? Vecna rapes Nagash.
>>153410584Most of those characters have one continuity so I have no idea what you're on about.
bayo and smt lose to clive
What happened to posting hot girls?
The sad part? All of you in this thread can't beat these characters in a fist fight. Even with no magic involved.
>>153410643And loses to Mannimarco
>>153410435She's in her late 20s try again
>>153409183Even Kaguya's own AP doesn't scale to this, much less Naruto.
>>153409850Asura's Wrath (heh) is literally targeted towards the deities so the things Kratos does like killing random civs and his own family are decisions Asura would never make
>>153410664I couldn't beat them because I'd strip naked and beg Megumin to step on me.
>>153410358I hope he takes the hint and stays out of /co/ forever, even outside of this thread he hasn't contributed anything outside of being a punching bag.
>>153410693Hal...
>>153410646Ryu Hayabusa mogs them
Should only characters with aura be permitted to live?
>>153410664>Wall level durability and API can punch through walls and I'm taller than both of them
>>153410664
>>153410625>I can't remember Hephaestus' reasons for trying to kill KratosKratos was going to sacrifice her into the Flames of Olympus to help him kill Zeus. Asura would never do that for obvious moral reasons and the fact it would be the guy’s DAUGHTER + Asura is one who never seeks power for any reason since it was either willingly given to him (by Mithra or Yasha) or he drew power from himself. Asura would definitely try to convince Hephaestus to his side since Hephaestus got imprisoned by Zeus.
Who ever has the balls to mic up first and drop a new vocaroo, wins this thread!!!
>>153410473Light vs Walter is dumb. Like what is Walter going to do at Light's peak? Like he's not a master detective guys, he's just a dude.
>>153410643...'s slave Mannfred extreme diff.
>>153410664Who wins this?
>No Mario, No Sonic, No ListroonNoticed.
>>153410761Would he not be allowed to use help like Light?
>>153410473Post Light winning a single time without leeching off of Misa
>>153410742lmao yeah in that case they'd absolutely have no issue working with each other for the time being
>>153410460Hal jordan only appears like 2 minutes in the dcau
I think there's a largely fair chance of this happening in the future; Wesker is becoming relevant again because of the remakes and lore while homelander is popular in the cultural zeitgeist because of memes and acting ability. I think Wesker should take especially if the remake of 5 gives him new feats.
>>153410737Is the kitty okay?
>>153409046nah
You will be humiliated.
>>153410812Redditfags have wesker at town level and ftl speed how is this possible? And fair
>>153410812Homelander should fight All Might
>>153410774Megumin's vagina after Deidara puts those lickers to work
>>153410837He reduces in mass when moving fast in short bursts
>>153410672Nope.
Walter White with zero help vs Light with zero help Light is trying to find out who Heisenberg is and Walt is trying to stop Light from discovering he is Heisenberg. Who wins.
>>153410761Walt gets mogged in INT, but he's not retarded by comparison either. He was able to outsmart guys like Gus, Mike and Jack who were all seasoned criminal masterminds in their own right. And he has enough underworld connections to be able to decipher Kira's identity before Light does Heisenberg.
>>153410812>another Homelander humiliation ritualgaaaay, even if Wesker didn't have the stats (he does since Homie is truck level) he could infect him lmaoI want Wesker vs Senator Armstrong, I think that would be cool as fuck
>>153410725How big is her futa cock?
>>153410868Light is actually useless without help
>>153410837Town level comes from RC scaling and statements with weather calcs. As for ftl....lasers unironically. Most "rational" powerscalers use relativistic speeds for RE. There is 1 calc that puts wesker at that speed for dodging a weapon in game.
>>153410840All Might fucking demolishes that fraud Homelander.
>>153410862Really? Considering how retarded is RE these days it could be true
>>153410725>>153410890It's bigger than Ryuko's, but she still bottoms for her little sister.
>>153410898What is RC? Weather calcs are a cancer
>>153410924Hot...
>>153410912Idk, I never touched RE in my life. If he didn't his punches would be a kin to nuclear bombs.
>>153410924... and her little sister bottoms for their mother.
>>153410927Raccoon city. In reference to the city getting nuked. Ideally nothing should scale to it, but you see some attempts here and there.
The only Konosuba character I care about is Sylvia.
Futa is gay
>>153410878Light is easily smarter but Walter would play dirty. I think he would be fine with killing Light on a whim. Fring wanted Hank out of the picture because he was getting close to finding out about Walt. Light isn't family so I can see a scenario where Gus and Mike realize Light is being too nosy and Mike just kills him there. Unless Misa would know to watch from afar with the book ready, Light's dead. It's HBOC for Walt but it's also like that for Light.
>>153410961I wish I could suck on Sylvia's BBC...
hulk? loses to magma
Futa is GOLD thoughbeit?
>>153410967Hulk only has gay porn. Usually gay rape porn.
>>153410961I like this hero.
>>153410950true
>>153410967Your teammates disagree.
>>153410840I hope homelander gets a city level feat so those redditfags seethe about it
Who helps Light and Walt realistically?>LightMisaRemJapanese Task ForceHank, ironically enough>WalterJesseSaul HuelMikeGusMike's guys I think if Light gets L's help then it's over by the end of the day.
>>153411008Marvel Comics are getting crazier...
>>153410760/dbg/ is full of pussies, only expect AI vocaroos
>futa on femaleStraight.>futa on futaStraight.>futa on maleStraight.
>>153410840SISSY Might would job because he's not MFTL.
these are blessed hours
>>153410812Didn't the new episode like nerfed a bloodlusted homelander to take more time to destroy an almost century old steel door than a really buff guy with heavy sledgehammer?
>>153411042Deku did this in his sleep
https://youtu.be/xeQA6cwNFgw?si=ni44Lx-ZgBA0zS6U&t=35This attack one-shots you btw.
>>153411046He was weakened by radiation
>>153411046Sort of, he was being nerfed by uranium which was used to test Supes to see if they could tank nukes. I don't think it gave a clear number of how much radiation was in there. It pretty much exhausted Homelander and would have killed him if he didn't get out. But in the time was in there he wasn't near death so it's hard to say.
>>153411059If his body literally gets downgraded to barely wall level with a shitload of radiation, what the fuck is he supposed to do against the basically supernatural virus infection Wesker has?
>>153411057Aqua is too dumb to win anything.
>>153411056>Decuck
>>153411016EoS/S5 Walt wouldn't have Gus, and EoS Light wouldn't have L.>Hank, ironically enoughleling at the idea of Light being flabbergasted at Hank showing him his investigation and seeing all of the obvious clues and evidence that points to Walt.
>>153409913What's with so many communities just doing their own aping of Dead by Daylight?
>>153411076Idk man he is immune to anthrax and the supe virus has to enchanced to kill him
>>153411089>EoS WaltSo would he get Jack? Honestly with how insane his crew it Walt could win it by accident.
>>153411056>>153411086Deku would demolish WEAKlander too.
Could adam west batman capture Kira?
Clock's ticking
>>153411108Crew is*. Fucking auto correct
>>153411113Post SISSYku tanking a full force laser to the head.
>>153411132Wall level.
>>153411119Thor is waiting for you
>>153411141*uses bootleg spider sense to dodge it**pastes SISSYlanders upper torso with a single punch*Yup! Deku channeled KINGTOS and TAUGHT Homelander to be a better man, and a better hero!
>>153411141>Full force laser Destructive level? We've seen it take down a plane and mainly just put a small hole in normal humans. He struggles to kill supes with it.
MHA would've been better if it was written like The Boys.
>>153411078Why were you shitposting as a Sonicfag Otto?
>>153411176MHA would've been better if it was written
Light should've fought Dexter only for Dexter to instantly know Light is Kira because his stand told him
>>153411166Homelander is MFTL unlike SISSYku the weakling hero. He would speedblitz him and kill him, then rape Inko.
>>153411184What?
Light is just about as smart as L. We're lying to ourselves if we don't think with the notes the DEA has Light couldn't figure out Walter White is Heisenberg in a second. He doesn't need outside help.
>>153411146Get in line
>>153410737>>153410815no
>>153411101>What's with so many communities just doing their own aping of Dead by Daylight?explain
>>153411042He's not that fast, what are they smoking. Just throw a tungsten ball at Homelander's head at that point.
>>153411208SISSYlander is not anywhere near MFTL lolHell, you don't even need Deku to kill HOMOlander.Deku's main villain and victim, Shigaraki, would touch HOMOlander once and then laugh in his face as DECAYEDlander begins crying as he turns to ash.
>>153411086Homolander would bully and torture Deku just because Deku was a japanese "hero"
>>153411254>what are they smokingsomething good because you can see his shadow at 0:26
Since we're talking about Homelander again, could anyone post the scene where he chases after A-Train?
>>153411278Both die to an RPG, who cares
>>153411240Sonic fandom has Sonic.exe: The Disaster, The Disaster 2, Outcome MemoriesMario fandom has The CatastrophesThe general creepypasta fandom has Pillar ChaseFNAF has Bite by Night (which is where Springtraptos is from)Just the general, number of survivors trying to do tasks before they are killed by a monster characterAll of which are Roblox games.
>>153411191>"Oooohh my dark passenger is telling me this kid is a killer... I just need to find some proof before I can end him. My HOT sister Debra has been texting me non-stop asking me to PLATONICALLY fuck her, I need to kill to get the edge off"
>>153411198Honestly, I think Rosen Garten Saga wouldn't be allowed onto Death Battle because of how crazy it gets for the feats.They'd have to censor most of them.But it'd be funny as fuck to have trap Arthur or Beowulf and his 3 swords fight someone.
Homelander bends Deku over and spreads his ass open and plaps him like there's no tomorrow while assuring him he isn't gay for this. His shotgun semen blasts through Deku's body and kills him.
>>153411304
>>153411270>SHITgarakiPost SHITgaraki not being handed a pity win for MHA's fraudulent streak :). Also CHADlander would laser that little cuck's head off.
>>153411278Homolander would try that, and then Deku would beat his ass because Homolander is very clearly a villain.
>>153411301MHAsissies care because they're tired of being unable to beat the street-tier allegations
>>153411176>All For One is a stand in for Trump and is grooming Shigaraki to be the next president o algo
>>153411307Replace Homelander with me. And replace Deku with Reze.
>>153411307nah
>>153411303Canon.
>MHAsissy meltdown over BASEDlander
>>153411320>Laser his head off>when Shigaraki survived 6 super lasers hitting himkek>>153411315Beowulf isn't fat, he's just a MUSCLEBOUND BEAST.
>>153411304>Rosen Garten SagaWhat is that? Looks like Record of Ragnarok.
>wha..wha.WHAT!??!?! HOMELANDER TALKED SHIT ABOUT MY B.B.BBBULLL KA-KA-KACCHAN?!?!? how... HOW DARE HEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ONE FOR ALL FULL COWLING 100% UNITED STATES OF SU MAAASSSSHHHHHHH
>>153411364>no "Damaged" tattooHey wait a minute, this isn't Jared Leto's Joker! Get this FRAUD outta here!
so I just thought of the stupidest fucking matchup for the K-Pop Demon Hunters. (image ABSOLUTELY related)
Didn't Homelander have sex with his dad?
>GAYlander>based>I-I'm immune to nukes!>becomes weaker due to radiation>I-I'm the improvement!>he cant kill his dad because his dad is actually immortal>fled from 3 people who's punches were leaving DEVASTATING 4-5 inch cracks in a wooden housekek>>153411358It's a very good series that cant really be explained properly. Just read the first couple of chapters and see if you enjoy it or not.It's a little like Records of Ragnarok but I honestly think it's better, and it's a lot more absurd.
Luffy solos because toonforce.
Post Homelander and Deku surviving a car accident. NOW
>>153411381You need to be over 18 to post here
>>153411381anon what the fuck are you cooking and why is it good
>>153411382In the comics he had sex with soldier boy.But in the comics they aren't related and soldier boy is a massive pussy who pisses his pants in fear.
The reason why The Boys is better than MHA is because it's deconstruction of the Superhero genre. It mocks the very idea and it's amore realistic take. MHA, however, goes the childish route and never once mocks the system. It's all about muh hope and shit. The Boys is for adults while MHA is for stunted manchildren who cling to an idealistic version of superheroes while The Boys provide a more mature take.
Bow to your betters.
>>153411382>Didn't Homelander have sex with his dad?wow. homelander is closer to his dad than all twitterfags
>>153411387How does Gooffy do against Invincible? Can't they technically not even damage him because of the whole rubber man thing? While Gooffy's ryou punches cause internal damage?
>>153411406It's really funny how there are some people who actually believe this.
>troonfarce
>>153411406>more mature take>what if every hero was a morally bankrupt baby eating evil rapist
>>153411419Toonfy hard counters them with Ryou
BRING ME NEPTUNE
>>153411381Surprisingly NOT a nasty fetid MU >>153411387Luffy had to adopt the toonforce so he loses to characters that just have it out of the box from conception
>>153411381>would actually be able to handle all 3 of them by himself>would give them a challenge they'd never face before>would likely at LEAST kill 2 of them, and that's him at his WEAKEST see the vision, anons.
>>153411406The boys is just leftist edge slop wet dream. MHA actually takes the idea of a society where EVERYONE has a powers and tries to create a world around it. imo it does it decently, I think it would be just like it happened in the series. There would be initially an age where people would go crazy with their powers during whatever, but some people would stand up to them "Heroes" and eventually society would adapt and people would stop giving a fuck.
>>153411406stfu Ennis, you are an overrated HACK
>>153411307
>>153411406No shut up, both are crap, one is idolization without restraints, and the other is newgrounds edge but pretentious and souless.
>>153411456>one is idolization without restraintsbut that's not even true, there's plenty of heroes who are heroes purely to make money or to get famous in MHAit's why someone like Stain exists, even if Stain is a psychopath who takes it to the extremes
>Naruto can CANONICALLY gangbang himself and can gangbang anyone by himself>Luffy can CANONICALLY grow an erection so big it explodes the female and can destroy islands..................
>>153411406Damn bro you know the series you're glazing is putrid dogshit when no one wants to defend it even while you're using it to shit on MHA.
My Hero Academia but if it was written by Garth Ennis.>All Might is a rapist that eats babies>in fact every pro hero does this and they have massive orgies where they swear and shout slurs>Class 1-A are actually full of pedos...oh and they also rape people and eat babies>in fact, U.A. is just full of students that are pedo rapists>The League of Villains are the good guys actually....oh and also they eat people too>also there's a lot of gore and cussing as well
>>153411381honestly this sounds like a fun match-up, even if it'd be in X's favor.It's a lot better than the usual matchups people give to HUNTR/X
>>153411381I don't understand, please explain.
>>153411492Kratos can do that too.
>>153411498...Demon Hunters.X is a demon. c'mon.
"I'm surprised it's not jewish"
Zenless Zone Zero vs Blue ArchiveGenshin Impact vs Wuthering WavesUmamusume vs Fate Grand Order
>>153411486You forgot about all the incest.
>>153411486I already know Ennis would make Midnight, the hot teacher, into a female pedophile. There would be some plot about hot the school is deeply corrupt or some shit. Deku would basically be 1:1 with Hughie and he'd probably have a crush on Ochako who was gangraped in the UA bathrooms by Bakugo and his goons
>>153411483because for all his faults as an author, Horikoshi actually loves superheroes, while Ennis is a spiteful fag who hates them>>153411508Kratos is a woman who can get possessed by a male spirit and become a futa? and has a sword that turns men into women?
>>153411517Uh, you got anyone thats a little...bustier?
>>153411381anon this matchup seems a little unfair don't you think
>>153411511I wish I wasn't like this, but technically, only one version of Sonic.exe is a demon.One More Time's version is literally Lucifer.The others are either unexplained, or pieces of sentient antimatter.
>>153411517>Uma vs FGOBro
>>153411529I uh, got a futa(unwilling) fucking a lizard...
>>153411529Now that I think about it, Emma Frost should fight this character.
>>153411517What exactly are the horse girls supposed to do against people with actual superpowers?
>>153411486Holy FUARK....He's deconstructing the Superhero genre....GET THIS MAN A TV SHOW RIGHT NOOOOWWWWWW!
>>153411517Isn't Uma musume a game about horse girls racing? How the fuck are they supposed to beat fate's bullshit? Are they secretly really powerful or something?
>>153411554NO! There's a distinct lack of abortions and cuckoldry that's needed for it to REALLY deconstruct the Superhero genre!
>>153411539ah, then X is a being SIMILAR to a Demon then, idk man, I just think the matchup sounds cool, even if it'd be in X's favor
>>153411560no, UMA's are stronger than humans sure, but they are not anywhere close to fate
>>153411549>>153411550my penis has become the big penis
>>153408573It'd be kino, but honestly I never want Death Battle to cover Asura's Wrath ever again.>>153411176>Superheroes are all paramilitary cops with J-Pop Idol aesthetics slapped over it.>Heroes partake in bloodsport tournaments for their future corporate overlord's benefit>People as mentally stunted as Bakugo are the top picks for said overlords>The public knew something was wrong with Endeavor's family enough to get CPS involved, but not enough to threaten Endeavor's position.I mean, MHA is pretty much The Boys, just comically sanitized and watered down. Would not be shocked if some The Boys-tier degeneracy went on underneath the happy All-Might smile
>>153411549>I uh, got a futa(unwilling) fucking a lizard...
>>153411550>the average /co/ poster loses to this
A shame they didn't take advantage of him Goblin Slayer when the anime caused a big uproar and people actually knew what it was. But I guess an anime that features rape in its first episode was too spicy for Death Battle.
>>153411551it's just a retarded gachaslopper
>>153411486>Alright Garth! Let's see what you have for us.>*reads the first issue of My Boys Academia*>....Garth this is just 30 pages of Mirko raping Eri...
>>153411550
>>153411381>a 3v1 where the trio gets their shit rockedlmao
>>153411567I thought that maybe it had something to do with Lord X having a music album or something.Plus the X's.I'd watch it.Would at least be a sort of fun episode instead of Iunno, the next Marvel vs Anime episode.
>>153411574>It'd be kino, but honestly I never want Death Battle to cover Asura's Wrath ever again.I know how you feel. I'm a Zeldafag and I don't want them touching the franchise anymore, they already fucked it over enough.
>>153411580the girl Lynn is the MC and while being chased by bandits she finds a sword that has the spirit of a really strong and famous guy who recently got killedhe possesses her and cuts the bandits, except it doesn't kill the bandits, it just turns them into womenhe can also grow HIS own dick on Lynn and sometimes makes her fuck things, and almost all the time she doesn't really want too
>>153411381You can just say you want to see X fucking the Demon Hunters bro it's okay this is an 18+ site.
>>153411595ah, didn't even think of that, I guess that could factor in too I suppose
anyway check this outhttps://files.catbox.moe/n0zjrg.mp4
>>153411582Who the fuck would they make Goblin Slayer fight? Goblin Slayer is turbo autismo mode specialized into killing goblin shits.I guess they could have him fight Skarsnik?
>>153411587Something Something, deconstruction of anime and superheroes and Media Literacy.
>>153411582Who would he even fight? Guts? A big part of Goblin Slayer's character is that he's an average guy with an autistic hatred for goblins. He's more reliant on prep time than Batman.
>>153411614don't clickvirus inside
>>153411609no anon I wanna see X murder them
>>153411617Doom Slayer, probably. The anime for Goblin Slayer came out in 2018, before Eternal and when Doom Slayer's wanking got out of control. He'd still lose, but it'd be a lot closer of a battle.
Chainsawman is the boys of shonen.
This verse has unexpectedly crazy scaling.
>>153411642they already went out the window with Doom Slayer, they cant go back now
>>153411634Eren Yaeger.Goblin Slayer gets prep time.
>>153411614go ahead take my IP
>>153411486>Deku inherits One For All from All Might's cum after All Might orally rapes Deku in an alleyway while he is high on meth and fentanyl
>>153409743>GODku is IMMUNE.>dies easily to a heart virus no matter the ki copeWeaku...
>>153411642>Doom Slayer>It'd be a lot closerYou are saying this about a man who has multiple guns in his arsenal while the character you are rooting for is a below bog standard fantasy anime hero who gets by mainly through killing cannon fodder and struggles against anything that isn't just a mook.
https://streamable.com/gjoky6can your hero do this?
>>153411381this is just coughing babies vs hydrogen nuke anon the fuck is HUNTR/X meant to even do against most of the shit in X's arsenal
>>153411655I know, I was saying if they had taken advantage of the one point in time Goblin Slayer was actually popular. No one cares about it anymore, so there's no chance Goblin Slayer will get an actual episode.
>>153411659Your Intellectual Property is mine.
Your favorite character gets one-shotted by this.
>>153411650Rape.
>>153411614>mp4 doesn't workcongrats, you wasted 5 seconds of my time
>>153411678You must have missed the part where I said Goblin Slayer would still lose.
>>153411702fuck catbox
>>153411549But why would that spirit make her do this
YupHomelander wonLight wonMegamind wonAsura won
>>153408850goku is universally weak
>>153407890Specifically Asura is the Madness of Fear.
>ip grabbing link nah I'm good.
>>153411718I know it's impossible to have an honest non-meme Kratos discussion here but I'm curious. How many of you think Asura should have won? Didn't he beat the final form of the Creator in base form?
>>153411697Nope. My hero HAS THE TOUCH! https://youtube.com/watch?v=nvK4QjCMSDY&pp=ygUJVGhlIHRvdWNo
>IP grabbing linkI GOTTA CLICK THIS! Thraggtard btw.
>>153411752Start of game Asura would neg diff Kratos at his strongest.
>>153411715because the Spirit was a horny bastard in life, and now he's a horny bastard as a ghostoh that dragon was male too, before she hit it with the sword and turned it into a biological femalethere's also a woman(who use to be a man) who has a sword that does the opposite, it turns women into men
>>153410154MOUNTAIN FEATSFORCE MY VERSE TO KNEEEEEEEL
>>153411752I think even Death Battle's own research team admitted that even trying to imagine Kratos and Asura fighting just didn't line up.
>>153411603>the girl Lynn is the MC and while being chased by bandits she finds a sword that has the spirit of a really strong and famous guy who recently got killed>he possesses her and cuts the bandits, except it doesn't kill the bandits, it just turns them into women>he can also grow HIS own dick on Lynn and sometimes makes her fuck things, and almost all the time she doesn't really want tooi shouldn't be interested but what the hell. picked up
>>153411381my personal #1 matchup for X would be like, Red from Godzilla NES but this does sound like a fun alt
>>153411718>Megamind won...the jawbreaker eating competition.
>>153411782This counts as another Eggman loss btw.
>>153411406There is nothing wrong with hope and optimism for a Better future!
>>153411582>>153411617>>153411634Shrek
>>153411419Jobpiece has no continent busters yet
>>153411650Is it all just lore shit?
>>153411752The only people who unironicaly think Kratosura was accurate are Twitter powerscalers.Twitter will regularly run apologetics on it and act like the ONLY thing wrong with it was the animation being hot ass.
I don't care if it's a stomp they should do this
Why are we acting like MHA isn't diet the boys when midnight is already a canon female pedophile and endeavor only married his inbred wife for eugenics
>>153411782Post Gru's counter to the delete gun you fucking pussy :)
>>153411844Alas, Harry Potter is EVIL and TERF now, so it will never be.
>Rosen Garten Saga postingI gotta catch up with the latest chapters, haven't read it in a while
>>153411844BEASTalf wins with no effort.
>>153411752Asura vs Kratos was the only DB to have a secondary ending, that's how much Asura should have won
>>153411806Hi Minacutie!
>>153411852Thousands of minions completely willing to body block the shots?What's Megamind's counter to the freeze ray?
>>153411844Why are you putting poor Albus up against a boundless High Outerversal beast? This is worse than coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb
>>153411852>Getting worked over Grumind of all thingsWild.
>>153411873anon, I never said "EXE." I said X.
>>153411873Who is "boyfriend"?
>>153411844It could be close if they don't use RETARDbattlewiki.
>>153411874Metro man suit :)The minions CANONICALLY get their leader killed btw :)
>>153411855yes which is why it being a stomp isn't a problem
>>153411777It's genuinely one of the better manga's I've read in a while, and I cant actually name a character in it that I dislike. And there's a lot of them, and they're all mythological based.
>>153411844Harry PotTERF is banned from death battle pls understand
>>153411855>Tolkien is a super traditional Catholic>Lewis is super ChristianOur Tier 0 writers are... chuds???
>>153411844Gandalf has no counter to Avada Kedavra without explicit outside help.Tolkien wank is perpetuated by idiots who have never actually read Tolkien, but think wanking his setting makes them somehow literate.
IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME
>>153411752I don't think anyone genuinely thought Kratos should win, only that he will because Death Battle drinks the vs battle wiki kool aid
>>153411891you mean the suit Megamind canonically couldn't get used to and abandoned after the short it was introduced in?
>>153411885
>>153411885fnf shit I'm guessing
Admit that I'm multiversal.
lord x true forme
>>153411752Anon, picrel is the literal fucking TUTORIAL boss of Asura’s Wrath. Kratos would fucking shit his pants at the sight of Gohma Vlitra and Asura put that continent-sized fucker into a 12500 yr hibernation in 3 punches. That alone is better than anything Kratos has ever done. You don’t need the Wyzen feat, much less Chakravartin of all things. There’s a reason why this general is still mindbroken about Krasura to this day. That fight should have never made it past the matchup phase. Unfortunately, it got runner up for the champion’s poll and came into existence so here we are.
Post the minions killing Gru.
>>153411891>An entire short dedicated to why Megamind sucks with the Metroman suit>An entire movie dedicated to how the Minions have never harmed Gru and how Gru is the perfect masterAnon?
>>153411926...okay yep HUNTR/X are dead
>>153411914>>153411885Boyfriend owes me sex!
>>153411916I'm faster and stronger than you.
What's her Death Battle matchup?
Rock paper scissor matchups?
>>153411873>>153411884SHITnic.SHART? Jobs to LORDnic.
>>153411947My hax makes that irrelevant.
>>153411911Didn't someone mention that VS Battle Wiki only has Kratos so high because they kept getting harassed by Kratosfags?
>>153411926HUNTR/X FIGHT LITERALLY ANYONE ELSE BRO FIGHT ANYONE ELSE
>>153411964I'm faster and stronger than your hax.
Nobody cares about you literal goo goo gaga toddler MU scammed a pity episode out of the retards running Death Battle
>>153411939Girlfriend…
>>153411964Nice hax dipshit>>153411972Wait really? kratosfags are actually insane.
>>153411978Bakugo vs Reze...
>>153411954Black Sperm
>>153411827You forgot some redditors and the entirety of VSBW but yeah, I agree.
>>153411960anon we're not even matching him up against sonic
>>153411978Goku vs Superman was years ago though...
>>153411957Frieza will always beat VegetaVegeta will always beat GokuGoku will always beat Frieza
HUNTR/X actually meets sonic / lord X in cookie run kingdom
>>153409728Gents....im 'fraid this is a TRVKE.
>>153411521Midnight canonically became a teacher so she can fuck sexy young schoolboys.She says this in Vigilantes.
>>153411907Gandalf having a boundless ultimate enssemble that beats composite suggsverse is funny.
I can have sex with Reze now?
>>153412005and he'd still mog them.
>SHITnic.FAGxeBEASTzi Buddy victim.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/RVFWrgm2kr4
Who'd the retard spamming sonic.exe slop
GOOOOOOOODS!!!WHEREISMY WIFE’SSOOOOOOOON?!
>>153412012Why didn't I say yes to her?? Whyy???
>>153411907>Tolkien wank is perpetuated by idiots who have never actually read Tolkien, but think wanking his setting makes them somehow literate.the kratos posters of /lit/
>>153412039we're discussing a rather interesting matchup involving him anon
Why does the Minacutie always ignore my posts...
Nutos was laughed off of /v/ so badly, that they needed to set up base in /co/.
>>153411907Gandalf would never use Abra Cadabra so that doesn’t matter. LotR is a fodder verse that gets wanked by tourists though, I agree.
>>153409092Trophy punch
>>153411441an easy win for GODnic.exGOAT
>>153412075Sauce me up
>>153412026Yes, Bakugo.
Gentlemen
>>153412012>gifFUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKIN MY MOUTHNOW!!!!!!!!!!
Please fucking tell me you're not really entertaining the idea of a shitty creepypasta MU
>>153412026>i can have sex with Reze now?you need to pass denji first... as in fucking him
>>153411907BEASTalf would SPEEDBLITZ SHITbleBORE before he can even finish saying Avada.
>>153412111We need a KINO creepypasta MU
>>153412045his Metamorphosis gimmick was so fun in WC3
Reze has a white girl body.
>>153412111It is on the ballot from the kickstarter and the community vote for the island shit had Sonic.exe get close to admission outside of organized anti campaigns.So it seems inevitable
>tokushit with characters no one knows or gives a shit about...le GOOD>creepypastaKINO everyone knows and loves...le BAD
>>153412111you don't get any say in this, anon.
>>153412127Collect my cuckold porn
>>153412127Meaning no .EXE garbage, because at this rate, you may as well just pit them to zoomer media mu like >>153409022
Whats stopping Light from getting the identity of Heisenberg via Skyler or Jesse? Jesse would literally give up Walter at this point after all he went through desu especially if his own family was threatened just like the show
>>153412143Garbage
My entire verse's scaling is based on fraudulent statements with no feats to back them up, and the only actual feats it has are humiliating anti-feats that clearly contradict the bogus dialogue...
>>153412143Uh yes the fuck I do because this faggot doesn't even have anything to go off of
What’s stopping me from raping your ass?
>>153412127Indeed
>>153412162Kratos...
>>153412063I'm sorry sar, my posts is always ignored too...
>Sonic....but he's LE EVIL AND DEMONIC AND HE HAS HYPER REALISTIC BLOODY EYES AND HE JUMPSCARES YOU TO DEATH!!!!
>>153412136>12-14yo queers>everyoneDid you verify your id, alfart?
So who will punish Kratos for his fraudulent win should he ever try getting a new episode.Wonder Woman's too obvious. Orion would be way more kino.>We're war, Kratos. And war never has happy endings...>Orion leaves Atreus sobbing and crying over Kratos' broken corpse before Granny Goodness coms through a Boom Tube snatching Atreus to Apokolips
>>153412181Kino....
>>153412182>alfartWho dis?
>>153412097We need a Death Battle /trash/ companion thread so we can see Scatku go all out.
>>153412111 maybe
>>153412165Weirdly enough, it is a living character with an active creator, so there is at least a way to get information.He mind crushed a human girl into thinking she was his daughter so that he could trap her to trap her father.
>>153412192Marvel Thor or Hercules would be the funniest.
>>153412165https://continued-exe.fandom.com/wiki/XREAD MOTHERFUCKER READplus outcome memories is RIGHT there
Oh my god, I'm surrounded by underages
>>153412192Better make that episode be soon before he gets anime/jeet/edgyptian/chink feats
>>153412223I'm 26...
This ain't 2010 any more unc. Nobody cares about creepypastas anymore. It's all about analog horror.
anons what the fuck did I just walk in on?
>>153412223Must be my birthday.
>>153412162Superman...Goku...Saitama...Doctor Manhattan...Ichigo...Luffy...Naruto...The One Above All...The Presence ...Hulk...
Sonichu vs Sonic.exeBattle of the Cringe
>OoC memoriesSonic autists are getting desperate They're not giving your roblox alphoomers an episode, especially your endless dramas and cancel docs
>>153412235The death of civilization as we know it.
Anons how old do you feel knowing the creepypasta you dismissed is now being legitimately appreciated by newfags on this very site?
Kamen Rider please save us
>>153412235X's realm, bitch.
>>153412260Isn't outcome memories canceled now too, like the only active developer got crowded out and kicked out of the team
>tokushartEven worse than creepypastas.
>>153412258Okay, I can get behind this.>>153412265Because they haven't reach the adult age where they're some repressed porn artist with asexual fetishes waiting to spill out
>>153412223Please don't call Hal, it isn't worth it.
>>153412284Don't you ever fucking say that again
>>153412274KINGTRAPTOS IS HERE
>>153412277...who??? I was coming in to derail the thread and spam hornyposts about Blossom, what the fuck is happening???
Chara would no diff every character ITT.
>>153412223I'm 25, Hulkfag is 24, there are also several shartyfags here
JUST MAKE A NEW THREAD DAMN IT
I will defeat the underage menaceWATCH
>>153412260To be fair (not really, I hate sonic underages), DB really needs a good cancel doc to humble them, they have barely been hold responsable for inane shit like speedy the tranny saying that grooming kid is better than hating troons.
>>153412305Not even canon according to toby fox
>>153412162Gandalf...
>the person seething over CreepyCHADstas was the tokufagKEK!
>>153412296>to Circus BabyGIRRRRL WE MUST BE BETTER ANIMATRONICS>to MichaelBOOOOY YOU MUST NOT LEAVE ME HERE
>>153412281Yes, and it's fucking hilarious.Can't believe people were praising that garbage to the highest heavens because oh no Sonic Team made garbage #38292 and oh no Flynn being a powertripping hack again.Sonic newgens are just a different breed of creative hackery, at least on the fangame side once you move out of the first impressions.
>>153412120with what speed?
>>153412309Readeranon here, from when we were dealing with GurrenLantern.30
>>153412298Why do you keep doing that, there's a waifu thread up on the catalog right now where you won't risk getting yourself put on a hitlist like the Israeli Jenny lover did by posting here too much.
>>153412258Seconding, fuck you esl EXE hoodpedos
>>153412340SRB2 is still kinda good, even if the devs are literal retards.
>the thread has successfully been invaded by 2011Xexcellent...
Is this a safe space to say that Triple Trouble slaps?
>>153412324animal abuse is for lesser men
>>153412368No one calls him that
>Golden Freddy causes your game to crash if he jumpscares you>He's effectively destroying his own universe in the process>Golden Freddy is universal
>>153412298>got kicked out of the mario general and came back hereKek, get lost RTHssom.
>>153409007Sukuna turns the Naruto verse into a giant meatball. Their strongest soldier is a street brawler.
>>153412388anon what the fuck are you talking about I frequent the Sonic general with the sheer intent of ragebaiting them
>>153412379 video is in reverse
>>153412396Every one of those attacks? Multiversal and MFTL+
>>153412396SLOW/WEAKuna get blitzed and eats a fucking rasengan before dying.
All in favor of pretending this never happened and move on to the next thread? Say Aye
>>153412430You and I both know that the person make the next thread is probably opening with Huntr/x vs Sonic.exe
>>153412368they couldn't handle the gaze of god it seems
>>153412445Quick make an OP before it happens
>>153412396Why are 2 people in obvious super/hyper forms beating the shit out of each other with hand to hand combat moves instead of spamming laser beams?
>>153410408Deoxys is the meteor, he's a mutated space virus that can freely alter its own body.Even if you arbitrarily don't count the meteor's destructive power as Deoxys' AP, Deoxys Speed should be as fast because it controlled the meteor and survived Mega Rayquaza's Dragon Ascent which destroyed the meteor.
>>153412396Meanwhile FEATSKUNA:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUqJs7KtE0g
>>153412445>>153412458TOO LATE>>153412468
>>153412473No. He attaches himself to the meteor.
Don't fucking use itDO NOT FUCKING USE IT
>>153412482I guess we were just....Too slow
>>153412495>>153412495>>153412495
>Both threads are Sonic.exelmao
>>153412408You got kicked out of two generals after people found your twitter and offtopic spam then scurried back to here.Don't play stupid RTHssom, archives exist for a reason.
>>153412471that form severely amps Naruto's stats but it is also constantly burning chakra, while also irradiating life away from the person he hits by poisoning them with kurama's chakrathe guy he's fighting, is not actually in a super form, he's from the AYY race so that's his regular look
>>153412471The new author's genius idea of making jutsu pointless because those white aliens new gimmick is absorbing all chakra based attacks.
XXXXXXXXXXXXTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSShuntrixsura...
>>153412515>ANOTHER waifufag spammed and annoyed the board so much their Xitter got found outWhy does this keep happening?
>>153412510EXEGODS WIN THIS ROUND
>>153411146>p-p-please stop bullying gohan, here fight thor!
>>153412364They're retards because the old team is straight up gone.
Which thread do I choose?
JANNYTTTTOOOSSSSS!!!!
Saw that coming
>Marvelfag vs Ultrafag/Godzillafag slapfight got both threads nukedAlright that was kind of funny.
>marvelfags get upset at being called out and challenged>threads get deletedNOOOOOOOOOOOOOTICING
Just for the record.We DIDN'T tank "THAT"
>Janny, now back to his normal state, looks at Anon in surprise. He had spent the entire fight reading Anon's posts and analyzing his IP, something Anon had been completely unaware of. In that brief moment of insight, Janny discovered Anon's biggest weakness, and a plan began to form in his mind.>With a smirk, Janny steps forward, his voice calm. "You know what? I give up. You win," he says, surprising Anon. "You're the better basement dweller." Anon is flattered, his pride swelling at Janny's praise.>Janny drops to one knee in front of him. "Hey, can I get your autograph?" he asks innocently.>Anon chuckles, "Of course, kid." He takes a pen and signs his name for Janny.>Janny takes the autograph, smiling. "Thanks... uh... Hiro.">Anon corrects him with a laugh, "It’s Anonymous.">Suddenly, Anon is immediately hit by a 3-day ban, causing him to immediately lose all his posting rights. Before he can react properly, Janny slices his paycheck clean through Anon's torso, the force of the blow lifting him off the ground. He opens his hand, firing a /trash/-ban that tears through Anon's post, obliterating him completely.>Within moments, all that remains is a pile of ashes.>Janny stands tall, brushing his hands off as he looks down at the remnants of Anon. "You did almost as good as sharty in the 2025 raid," Janny says, a touch of respect in his voice.
>>153413952i think godzillafag flew back to japan
>ultracuck needed the Janny to come save him from the CHAD of Thunder, CHADorLMAO!
The winner? Certainly not the guy obsessed with a walking GODs tight blue asshole
kek
>CHADnny knew those threads were shit and deleted them so we can make the REAL one
>still bringing thor up unpromptedHmmmmm
Based GODnic
STOP MAKING THREADS ABOUT CREEPYPASTA SHIT
Next time on Death Battle...
Make a KINGtos threadNOW
>>153413978>had to parrot my postKEK
>>153414009Chair-sama scales right below that.
>>153414013BREADTOOOOSSSS >>153414043>>153414043>>153414043
