Genderbend EditionQOTT: Your Fav is now the opposite gender, what do?Last Dream Bubble >>153378020
>QOTTCUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUMCUMC UMC UMUCCUM CUM CUM
kanaya
>>153408651Male kanaya....
>>153408612Hmmm boy Jade Harley. We gonna have so much fun.
Glory to genderbend
>>153408731Gonna play strip game UNO with boy Jade.
>>153408612>QOTT
>>153408612>QOTT: Your Fav is now the opposite gender, what do?I've spoke on this
>>153408819Male Kanaya makes me feel safe.
so what's the fallout gonna be like when hussie inevitably dumps vibri for an even younger vriska cosplayer?
>>153408858DIBS!!!
>>153408837WE cracking female soluc idc
Buying fem sol a new monitor and telling her I love her
>>153408612Okay! new whiteboard. this time, im the host. i think the other guy gave up because there was zero moderation in that thing.https:/r2.whiteboardfox.com/25682951-7913-6593https:/r2.whiteboardfox.com/25682951-7913-6593https:/r2.whiteboardfox.com/25682951-7913-6593
>>153408612>QOTTmale Vriska is not hot, So I kill myself.
>ftm kanayaI HAVE A VISCERAL NEED FOR THESE JADE BLOOD SLUTS!
>>153408919Male Vriska is hot af. Give it to me instead.
hmmmmm......
>>153408942Oh i'll give it to you alright.
HMMMMMMMMM.....
Ooouugh fem colsla. Nvm i think i need her. Awful gf for me to fix.
hmmmm idk they seem neat this way
>>153409018just makes me think of Jake Dirk toxic yuri
>>153409018>demure stay-at-home husband John who is secretly a ruthless dom x slutty drunkard Dave Lalonde in need of correctionThe fujo economy would not fucking recover from this
>>153408612>Jade and NepetaCan't choose between these two, I'd sweat profusely. Jade would make me rethink myself.As well as Nepeta. Although roleplaying with a male Nepeta would make me go crazy.
In honor of the thread, genderbent Dani and Levi
>>153409135wouldwould
>>153409135So cuute
>>153408915
>>153408612fav... fav.... who is my favorite really? if it's a character who i want to fuck, it'd 8e Aranea, and if she were a 6uy i'd KILL herif it's the character who's the most hype? it'd 8e Eridan and i'd RAPE her>>153409014read more than you tourist
>>153409135>male with boob windowHow is it so lewd? There's nothing there! PUT EM AWAY SLUT!
>>153409135Funny thing about their names it still works even genderbended
>>153409268I’ve read the entirety of homestuck, post canon and several fan comics please you dancestor kinners are all the same. You dont care about the comic you only care about your pathetic micro-celebrity personalityI’ve seen you have fun reading. Why don’t you read?
>>153408915I drew something in there. Looks fugly cuz i did it on my phone but is there.
>>153409135What about Mother?
>>153409135>ring on dani's fingerDani... is engaged?NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>153409388I need Father (Mother) to straddle me and kiss my neck like a freak.
>>153409345okay, for context, i was 8ein6 facetious when i was sayin6 i didn't read homestuck thou6h. I read the epilo6ues as well, and even read some fancomics as well. I DO care a8out Homestuck (or, did to an extent), hence why i drew aranea every day for at least 200 days iirc. 8ut yeah, as a Homestuck fan who's read Homestuck, I can say my use of irony (aka lyin6) is a Homestuck reference. Oh, and I also played Hiveswap, so that should count for somethin6>>1534094098e the ntr u6ly 8astard you wanna see in your world
Some of you have mommy kink and it shows
>>153409483Among others
>>153408612i think he'd be an even bigger dork
>>153409461>I was only pretending to have not read homestuckSure jan. Describe your favourite pesterlog from memory and tell me your favourite [S] page
>>153409504What name would Male Rose have? Ren? Ellwood?
>>153409531i've 8een exposed for 8ein6 a fraud.... 8etter look 8ack at the wikiokay, the only pesterlog i can think of is the one where Aranea thinks Roxy is 8lack flirtin6 with her (8ased)and i don't have a favorite [S] pa6e cus they're all TRASH anyways it'd pro8a8ly have to 8e Rex Duodecim An6elus, thou6h it isn't official, i still like it 8etter than 8asically any of the flashes
>>153409581ross
>>153409581idk 8ut i know that Male June would 8e named Josh
>>153409657Hmm sounds good on the tongue. But i wanted to follow the theme and give him a flower name.
>>153409682Leon (which means lion, short for dandelion)
I Want To Sniff The Armpits Of The John Human
>>153409707?? she would NOT say this. she'd say something like:Vriska Please I'm Begging You Please Let Me Inhale Your Spider Aroma Pleasewhich is 20% more in character especially since eberurigfvkj
>>153409707Kanaya..... dont cheat on your wife...
repost from last thread. Ill also add a report of what im up to! so for the past 2 weeks i have been working on a Mallum X Ellith fanfiction. (not exactly only a pale fic, but not exactly only red either, they are kinda experimenting i guess) Its something i have been workshopping a while and finally had the gumption to go through with. Im about at 3k words right now, and have been sitting there the past few days since im so busy, regardless, i think i will be able to finish it sooner or later. Im not entirely sure i will be adding any illustrations to it? I would assume maybe 1 or 2, in full color perhaps? Who knows.
>>153409700Awww so cute.
*starts jerking off in a corner crying
>>153409777hmm yess lucky trips. you have surely 8lessed 8y a li6ht player for success>>153409793karkat...
>>153409777This is amazing anon :] they are my otp it would mean the world to see this fanfiction once is finished.
>>153409707Back off, gray skank, the Egbert goodness will be mine
>>153409744more like.. ROSE, DONT CHEAT ON YOUR WIFE
>>153409874Everybody is a cheater cuck.
>>153409890they're all cheatin6 on each other with me. i'm the ntr u6ly 8astard (as a 8ard of Void is)
My eye bags are deeper and darker today than the usual :[ i look like i will kill someone when i'am serious. I think i wil try to draw achsha tonight.
>>153409834yay! dont expect too much but they will share at least one kiss, i have a vauge idea where this is going but i mainly go by feel.
>>153409671>FTM Johnlmao
>>153409388Pardon the shitty-ness. I guess it would actually be "Sister">>153409409Just a fashion statement, you still have a chance bro
>>153410060MtFtM John to June to Josh
>>153410076imagine dirk and josh.
>>153410068oh my fucking god the vibes of these two
>>153410175t4t MtFtM josh with FtM Dirk... ima6ine...
>>153410186gooner ass porn addict
>>153410068shes built for being fucked by shotas
>>153409777Thats a lot of words
>>153410186>>153410207t-there are no shotas as far as ive seen.
>>153409483Every Homestuck girl should have gotten pregnant.
my god can you guys jerk off before you post? like no homo but i'd genuinely suck the cum out of every anon's dick itt if it made you all talk about anything but sex
you just know caliborn was feeling so tuff when he said this
>>153410068Blow smoke in my face.
>>153410228I guess its a matter of perspective. Especially homestuck heads, a lot of the fics are like under 2k words. never the less i am aiming for much higher word count. Who knows how high but at least higher than 8k with how long the scenes are.
>>153408612shatter both our pelvises next question
Achsha gave a weird touch on Malachi once and had to apologize.
>>153410276Yeah Homestuck should have ended with Jade heavily pregnant amidst an orgy's worth of Dave's.
>>153408612make out with dove strider. how far you think dove squirts.
>>153410605She's a super soaker but she can't squirt when full up knotted on Jace Harley
Okay enough of this. Anyone have SFW drawing requests? Can be ocs, fan characters or canon chars of mspa or fan adventures.
>>153410726barack obama and dave swordfight
>>153410726Draw Alva eating a nice burgerhttps://mspfa.com/?s=65992&p=2
>>153410726maybe john and jade having a sleep over, like in a pillow fort or something like that. you can do whatever you want tho, i just love john and jade :p
>>153410766>>153410773Oki
>>153410076Circumgender ass nonsense
>>153409777does your new tablet have a screen
>stumble upon a fanfic on AO3 from a decade ago that seems to be decently rated and has the pairing I like>it's a fucking coffeeshop AU with nearly 60k words>expect it to be a boring and shallow garbage about slow burn romance and feefees where everyone acts OOC for the purpose of uwu fluffiness, tepid melodrama and such nonsense>fuck it, decide to read it anyway>it ends up being absolute kino with an actual plot, stakes and decent character interactionsI've been completely and utterly humbled
>>153410726Roxy on her bed covered in mukitties
>>153411085and then you proceed to NOT TELL THE NAME.
>>153411024yes? its pretty cool
>>153411143https://archiveofourown.gay/works/4083724/chapters/9197833I admit I might be highly biased for a few reasons, but even putting these things aside I think it's a fun read
>>153411095What are mukitties?
>>153411263Tavros and Dirk :3
>>153411158how much of an advantage is it? the tablet i use doesnt have screen.also can you please start saying good morning again every day? i really missed that.
>>153411333well i cant say for sure. I have always used a screen tablet, but its more intuitive for me to draw lines on the screen they appear in. Also my tablet isnt a tablet hahaha its a monitor. this thing is BIG! 22 inches. also sure ill do the good morning and good night thing. Sorry i was gone i was just so BUSY
>>153411295YES I FUCKING ADMIT THIS IS WHY I READ ITBut when I say that fic is a good read, I really mean it. I think I've read everything under that tag now and this is one of the very, very few that isn't a snoozefest, the other I distinctly remember being a fun read was a pesterlog shortfic.
>>153411440nta but what is the brand of the tablet and the specs? I will buy a new better one and i wanted to have a recommendation of brand.
>>153411482XPPen Artist Pro 22, i used to be a huion boy but this shit was 100 dollars off. In fact it still is so if you got 600 bucks i would recommend it. shit is so fire. But i also bought a monitor arm for it so i could use it like an additional pc monitor as well. basically this shit is expensive but its awesome! but also you better be sure you want it if you buy it, its no small amount of money to throw around. Im pretty serious about art and i wanna get even better so i bought it.
>>153408733post the rest!
>>153411471Also fuck it, posting the pesterlog fic in case anyone cares, it's a very quick read and imo it's both funny and decently in-character for both of themhttps://archiveofourown.gay/works/572047/chapters/1029980
>>153409504Holy smokes is that genderbent rose sexy. Artist? Relevant genderbent picrel since he is also a cutie.
>>153411264The black mutant cats she has
>>153408612>QOTTKeep the orientation as being into men, and I'd would 100%
>>153411847built for tight wet lalondussy
>>153411867bulit for MY cock, actually
>>153411935>t. Ross Lalonde
>>153411536i heard well of the xxpen products. i will buy a screenless tablet. thank you. here is a progress of your req.
>>153409874cant believe she showed off her feet in this
>>153412043holy shit
>>153412043Built for losing the revolution and getting a h-game bad end.
>>153411996AHHHHH thank you!!! its so cute!!!as for the tablets, yeah screenless is good if you can build the muscle memory for having your hands and eyes desynced. And of course its way cheaper which is good. keep up the good work anon.
>>153410068how do you make your brush look so pixely? i have a pixel brush but it doesnt look like that
>>153412502nta but turn off anti-aliasing (the setting which smoothes jagged lines)
>>153412502Yeah what >>153412677 said. I just turn off anti-aliasing and use whatever brush I want. Usually the default pen.
>>153412793Tormii pls fill up that big mans cunt with your thick cum thank you
>>153412793I want Bathor so bad.
I WANT HIS FUCKING ARMPITS GRRRRAAAAAAAAHHHHH
>>153412890his pits, exposed...
Are we huffing Tormii's pits now?
I want this Vriska to put her cigarette out on me.
>>153413061Karkat is so what western cartoons think anime is here
had a really weird johndave dream where I was john (with a pussy??) and we were both in an all boy's summer camp or some shit and we were both really pent-up spending the whole summer without girls around. so I tried convincing him that we should dry-hump and it's not gay it's just 2 pent-up bros helping each other get through the summer. we both knew is was a bullshit excuse but dave was more than eager since he'd been secretly in love with mealso there was a ghost in my room that interrupted my masturbating to commission me for artthis isn't even one of my ships what the fuck
>>153412481ok last time i will post it. rn this is in painting and rendering process. this one may take a while since its my fisrt time painting on gouache a big picture. i will send the finished piece whenever i finish this night or tomorrow.
>>153413372thank you, thank youuuuuu
Badass detective kid grows into big nerd the second she turns 20.
Soon I will have a new iPad, and live in an apartment for the first time in years. I shall brew the most epic Homestuck visual shitposts in my cave, for revenge purposes.
ok i finished the underpaint map and coloring and so far my favorite part was the bed sheet patterns in the jonh jade bedroom. i hope this painting turns out alright :^)
>>153414251forgot pic
>>153408612>QOTT: Your Fav is now the opposite gender, what do?fuck yes now I have an excuse to invite my moirail over for sleepovers
rose wouldn't have cucked kanaya if she just learned to play the fucking rain
>>153414265im so excited
Me and who?
good night hsg
>>153415571Good night, anon
>>153413278Pepsicola chose you, stop trying to resist your fate
>>153414265Cute, feels pretty prospit-like
>>153415852I wanted to make the bedroom themed with patterns that reminds of their selective moons and combined interests :) im glad you noticed.
>>153415915(me)*reminded of their respective moonoof
>>153414265>>153415915>be a dersite>get a tentacle rape wallpaper and tentacle rape bedsheetsFuck my life
It is done....I´VE FINISHED IT!!!!https://r9.whiteboardfox.com/95982793-0630-4146Come check out Whiteboard... the effort of many manhours finally paid off....Unfortunatly Most of it will be lost tinsce I can´t screensot it because I´ve made big ass panels, but heh. Work´s hazards.
>>153409581RoyRobinRick... Fuck me. Rick sounds incredibly good for a Goth Boi.
i had a dream about getting fucked by kankri vantas and it turned me on what does this say about me
>>153416426how based you are depends on whether or not he was yapping the entire time
>>153416274Good job
>>153415070hahahahahaahaha m-maybe me??? hahah jk tho
>>153416492For the sole image? or the entire comic?
>>153416528For the entire comic
>>153415841no Ithis is not what mother had planned for me when I was born
>>153416751And yet the universe had greater designs for you, such as dave strider cumming into your vajohna
>>153416479i mean? he was yapping, but definitely less than he does in canon. altho as he was getting closer to cumming he fully stopped talking lmfao. just making noises, it was cute
Why are trolls so lewd?
>>153413278>Anons are now receiving divine revelations about pepsicolaMany such cases
>>153408612>QOTT: Your Fav is now the opposite gender, what do?That's a toss up between Nepeta and Gamzee. Nepeta becomes slightly less fun to cuddle but isn't for sex anyways so things are normal. Gamzee, on the other hand, shall be purified into a clean mime I shall fuck twice a day every day for the rest of my short human existence in the hopes that plenty of good dickings will keep her on the path to righteousness.
if cherubs start out genderless and caliborn decides to identify as a man. does this mean hes the best trans rep homestuck has?
>>153417714 (me)best as in he actually has a character outside of being trans
>>153417714He's better than Calliope for sureAlso we don't actually know shit about cherub sex differentiation and their biology in general so it's a free for all.
>>153417751THREE TIMES?
>>153417900He's a freak
What's the horniest aspect?
>>153418041rage
Good morning hsg!
anyone got any storyboards or behind the scenes stuff on how the flashes were made?
>>153418041void
>>153418041Void, the aspect of a simple-minded, intuitive and basal lizard brain>Equius is a full-time caste bdsm roleplayer who died because the cooming won over reason>Roxy keeps getting utterly fucking wasted and is thirsty for Dirk>Horuss also has a raging caste fetish and is so thirsty he convinced Rufioh to cheat on Damara, after that he manages to keep him as his buttslut for god knows how long even though Rufioh wants to break up now
>>153418041Life and Doom should be up their, Life is obligatory but Doom has ties in it as well, fear and stress make people horny as hell, see how tied into horror sexuality is.All Life player are fairly thirsty and Doom players can't not be in a relationship.
>>153418252There is a tumblr blog account that shares stuff hussie and cia did while working on homestuck on tumblr. It shares hussie sketches, thumbnails the sprites and such. I dont know if the flashes storyboards where shared there but if there is a place to find it, its there. I forgot the blog handle so one second.
>>153418252Here friendhttps://www.tumblr.com/mspa-archive
>>153418413Also if you dont have a tumblr acc use this proxy to view the whole bloghttps://priviblur.pussthecat.org/mspa-archive
>>153418452My god this blog became a advertisement and a vent box to a bunch of inane stuff :/ you guys better browser it using the art tags in the first pinned post. Gosh how sad this "whole hs situation" huh
>>153418472>this blog became a advertisementwell its the mspa archive, you can't be upset when it is... archiving new mspa posts.>and a vent boxi count two(?) 'drama' posts among the most recent two pages of posts. the rest is actual archives/mirrors. seems like a normal blog to me!
>>153418660Oh So its all fine then!
>153411951why do autists think acting like horny anons are fictional characters to be funny
the only toy rose lalonde may ever own
>>153419285What about the toys she already owns?
>>153419285Freud-chan..
>>153419296nothing compared to the freud figure
>>153419432Still, the statement is false.
>>153416593I apreciate those words enormously Anon. Thank you very much :"D
Can we get some milf-y Kanaya art?
good morning HSG! well, back to the schedule again, i have to make sure to actually be productive so this fic can actually be completed in a timely manner, but as always i find myself being dreadfully lazy. How has everyone else been tho? alsooooo 193rd for prospitcest
>>153420471i feel great. finally got a medical book. i don't have much going on besides the usual but i feel like today is gonna be a chill day and week. one day at time. ngl i feel like the hsg thread will either die on its own or we will get moved to trash again eventually. i think ive been just studying and working non stop mostly.
Found a good ref for Skye, moly holy.
the clown tits huss... where did they go?
>>153421443joculine is such a adorable thing.
Joculine is mine btw
>>153421500someone cuck this man already
>>153421443Imagine filling her skates with cum
lily is cute.
>>153421443oh so shes a narc
>>153408922lanque already exisst
>>153421917have you seen that face? its a GOOD looking narc
what ip will hussie make after the franchise homestuck ends?
>>153421917Need a quirked up white girl, with just a bit of sawg, if she? goated with the obsession?
>>153421968No idea, but one thing we know for certain that it will be his magnum opus that shall cement his status as one of the greatest authors in the history of mankind.
>>153422057>Says all that>Proceeds to become a washed up has been coasting off Homestuck for the rest of his lifeSAD!
>>153422057hah
>>153422057>his magnum opusYeah it's getting Vibri pregnant
thoughts on dirknaya?(art by darlinqq__)
>>153422093>for the rest of his lifeh-he's surely going to make another ip. one I will actually be there for in real time this time!
>>153422208hmm its all right but i dont get it.
>>153422208Davekatsucks, Nice to see you again
>>153422208hmm I get it but it's not alright
>>153422129His sperm would find the vaginal journey arduous
>>153422208He should have drawn them doing something besides standing around
>>153422230its pretty funny because theyre both straight, but i only see it as a more "trolly" ship than anything else. i mean, maybe? idk. not one of my favorites>>153422237im not dks, i promise
>>153422251 #my favorite image of the ship would be with dirk and kanaya passionately kissing over a rainbow (drawn by ipgd ofc)i dont have it on me but ill post it later
>>153422252ooh. i see. if it is for funny purposes then i get it now.
>>153422293who is ipdg?
>>153422208Top-tier shitpost ship to be honest
>>153422293Way ahead of you
holy slop posting
>>153422422homosexual man and lesbian woman love will save the world
>>153422323Degenerate tripfag bitch from old /hsg/ who got into Hussie's circle thanks to a crowdfunded dildo and "contributed" to post-A7 homestuck, her valuable contributions including dog dick jade in the epilogues and concert diapers or armpit sniffing in friendsim's marvus' route
>>153422502oh so it was her. also dildo crownfunding what???
>>153421917
>>153422502>I can influence homestuck if I buy dildosI'LL TAKE SEVEN!
>>153422646Many things in Homestuck are dildos in the fiction and real life. Many things
>>153422646It must be a horse dildo though, or maybe some other animal dildo, idk what can you buy from bad dragon
>>153422646500 dildos
ive been wanting a dildo cause i wonder how getting my prostate hit feels like
HOMESTUCK DILDOSHOMESTUCK FLESHLIGHTSHOMESTUCK FLESHJACKSAND JUST LIKE THAT, ANOTHER 2.5 MILLION DOLLARS FOR HUSSIE TO SPEND ON COSPLAYER HOOKERS AND BLOW
>>153422841FAGGGGOOOOOOOOOOT
ew i would never waste money in homestuck now i know how it ended
>>153422841stop talking about how much of whore you are, its cringe.
Whose replica dildo yall getting?
its hot today here fuck.
>>153423083you talking about the weather? it is hot
>>153423082I know the joke here is that tavros is hung as fuck but gamzee here is just as hung
>>153423159yeah the weather its hot and humid :(
>>153422617this chapter might be the best one tbf
does anyanon know if vpn blocks on this site are permanent? i made a little oopsie when using my other device and cant post there anymoar
>>153423430Trying flushing your IP
>>153423082Feferis. I need that massive fuchsia gock rearranging my guts.
>>153423430vpn is blocked on 4chan. if you wanted to use this site normally while using others then i suggest you turn off and on your router.
today is so gay and not in a good way. i hope tonight is better.
>>153419285She probably stuffed Freud up her cooter at least a couple of times.
>>153423762>candy daveif only.
>>153422208Love wins
>>153423762>trickster dave>strawberry motif instead of apple juice
>>153408612yes
whiteboard!https:/r2.whiteboardfox.com/25682951-7913-6593https:/r2.whiteboardfox.com/25682951-7913-6593https:/r2.whiteboardfox.com/25682951-7913-6593
>>153423525it worked thanks
>>153423745what day is not gay?
>>153408612related to QOTT
>>153424216that male vriska and girl tavvy. also erigirl....
>>153424216>*furiously humps fem sollux*
>>153424029the day i get my life together. this day i will the the straightest man alive. lelel
>>153424216NEPETA guy please ples pleas pleasdee
>>153424216Fem Equius but until of sweating they drool alot, made for skullfucking.
>>153424372uh dont you mean mouth fuck? unless you want to fuck his skull...
>>153424339dawwg theres literaly no diference. it just looks like a tomboy now
>>153424396but there is a dingus in there. its the cherry on the top of the ice cream.
>>153423662Kanaya when she gets home and Rose is just reading a book instead of cheating on her.
>>153423960sad to see this is just dead now bcs of the last board>>153423766someone has to draw that ngl
god damn i forgot thrashynerds still exists. checkout his shit its awesome
>>153424529
>>153424372Femquius my beloved...
>>153424550
>>153424558GOD DAYUM MAMA
>>153424602built for eridans love and casual chud rages karkat cant fix
SHOW ME HER FUCKIN PITS
>>153424216need genderbent scourgecest
>>153424602hmmm interesting. never considered these two together, i cant even recall them interacting much not even in the meteor :c they would be a interesting duo.
>>153424529Aesthetic as fuck
>>153424529>>153424550>>153424562god I wish I were this good with color
>>153424523ill make it a better place myself.
>>153424687>>153424673he so damn. GOOOD
grrrrrrrrr grrrrrrrrrrrrr grrrrrrrrrr bark bark bark
>>153424706god speed anon, i left a piece but the last board made just not want to touch em for a while lmao
one more pic before I go
>>153424724last one. such skill.
Homestuck brainrot has truly set in....
what who is this? why is he looking at me like that. *drools*
>>153424782hmmmmm beta kids colors
>>153424879omg i was about to mention he is so based to make a alt to post stridercest.
i drew a vriska in the whiteboard.
>>153424720lordy
>>153408914Just one question tho... Is it bee powered?Or would it be Wasp powered?
>>153424799I still don't see his sex appeal, he's barely above these kpop prettyboy fucks
>>153411816Male Jade looks pissed.
>>153411847Wich is her name? "Sis"? "Big Sis"? how does it work?
>>153425217You'd be too if you had to tard wrangle Karkat who's about to have cybersex with his past or future version of himself in your DMs
>>153425241sis strider pretty much
>>153417714>Narcisistic>Psychotic>delusional>Envious of better men than him>Spitefull towards women.>Thinks can trascend over reality and make everyone worship him.Of course. It´s amazing Trans Rep
>>153419921I wanna crack the vampire from outer space. Grab her horns and ramming her insides untill I defy any logic and produce a human-troll hybridEARHT´S STYLE!!!!And best of all. That half bug-half monke lil rascal will have the pleasure her mother never had. Beign raised by two locing parents.
>>153425277And the worse part is that she´s a FEMALE Karkat... if he was allready a painfully annoying clod, imagine giving that a pussy.Poor FemJade.
>>153417683Just remember. Reassure her and care for her.Canon Gamzee went crazy because he surrendered to his fate of becming a murderous psycho. PROVE to her she doesn´t have to be murderous pyscho, so long so you´re with her.Protect the dopey clown girl from her dreadfull fate Anon. Trust in her. As I trusy in you.
>>153425466>Canon Gamzee went crazy because he surrendered to his fate of becming a murderous psycho.And more importantly not having anyone who wanted to truly hang out with him on the meteor.That pile of horns laying in the open was him practically begging anyone to have a heart-to-heart with him, but nobody rose up to the task and these gray fucks paid the price for it after Dave mindbroke him.
>>153425466how would fem gamzee sound like... would she let me hit? i love chill tall funny woman....
Some of these Strife Project skins are kinda funny.
>>153424799*honks his tit*
How many seconds does it take for this Dave to pack up all of Alternia? Also what's with all these trolls disrespecting him anyways? Is Dave's mercy his undoing?
>>153425819BECAUSE HE WOULD NOT DO IT.thats not his fucking character!
i had to see this. you people are seeing it too.
>>153426004
>>153426004mewstuck
>>153426020Strangely enough, Nepeta manages to be kawaii. Her magic…
>>153425819the biggest retard you know thinks vriska stops him
>>153426020>that squashed faceI see Tavros is Kirkmaxing
>>153426004>>153426020My Sims game but Homestuck. Kino.Hussie you fucking white cracker retarded nigger, your IP could've been modestly successful if you weren't such a fucking fag.
>>153425505Oh... I thought he went crazy on Hivebent, not on Act 5... damn... that makes it even worse...Anon. Make SURE to hang out with her.
fem korpus would look pretty much the same but in her hair there would be a hair band. ough god male junice......... so cutes...
Hi. Wanna draw againGotta state. I based the designs of the HS cast on already custom made designs for the HS cast. That is why, for instance, Spades looks like Cilian Murphy.So. I feel like telling you the insight behind the lore about my rewrite.>Why are Jack Arms like that?>Any changes on the Carapaceans?>How did I depicted the Guardians?
>>153426365I can do anything else if you don´t wanna see me yap. Still, don´t ask me to draw shitopost or porn. I already struggle with dynamic posing. I don´t wanna bother with dick sizes or the way tits wobble or whathever.
hey guys check out my fankids
>>153426446hmm no i dont get it
>>153426446
>>153426446Many are saying this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zl_vw_t7Lxc
>>153422910>Vriska fleshlight>it's made in the image of Vibri's pussy
>>153426495thats good
>>153426495my fucking sides
>>153426622whats even the context to the image?what caused someone to say "thank you hsg, very cool" and then attach gamzee to it
>>153426785Think of all we’ve done for clowns
>>153426785Unspeakable horrors the memory of which i have suppressed out of the deep trauma inflicted
>>153426785>he doesn't know about the molestation threadhttps://files.catbox.moe/95mtzk.mp4Here anon, have a taste of that glorious day. I basically have a screenshot archive of this thread I really need to make a whole HSG thread simulator featuring some of these one day lol
>>153426785a funni
>>153426931Thanks for saving my vid lol
>>153426931>>153426992oh yeah i remember. that was one month ago? wow time really passed.hey guys who were in that thread, are you better now?
>>153427045the funniest part of the entire fucking thing IS THAT THEY KEPT WRITING IN THE STUPID ARANEA TYPING QUIRK THE ENTIRE TIME LIKE HOLY SHIT
>>153427078Still molested last time I checked.
Maybe the next thread should be a another trauma dumping one
>>153427078>hey guys who were in that thread, are you better now?Eh, Younger me should've let my friend's older sister touch me more.
>>153427112nononono
>>153427094he actually had stopped typing like that for a second to get serious in a different post if i remember correctly
>>153426931i was there and it was really something. the funniest thing is that i had it bad in life too but i had the decency to not expose myself. >>153427078life still shit but i ball like a champ.
>>153427078Honestly I wish I was touched by an older woman but nothing interesting happens to me. I need a Mom Lalonde in my life.
>>153427078I was in that thread and claimed I wasnt molested, since then my sister told me that some girl her age that told me to grab a nettle leaf (which I did because I was like 6 at the time) also was weird around me, overly handsy and such. I only remembered her as a bitch for the nettle thing and laughing at me for it, so I guess I am part of the molested gang.
how it felt to try to help and support everyone in that thread with my hope powers>>153427216that is great to know sweetie
>>153427276yay ^-^
wake up new mivnol just droppedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9o3Tvqynq0
>>153427276Only your sexy hope body can save my sundered soul its the only way its your duty as a hopebound to let me tap
>>153427492no. if you are asking for salvation, then you didnt realize you were already free.
>>153422910had to look up what a fleshjack iswhat the fuck? fleshlights have different "patterns" in them??
>>153426931>I really need to make a whole HSG thread simulator featuring some of these one day lolwhere do you find the TTS voices for thread simulators nowadays?
>>153427467why would i watch an almost 2 hours of a who guy saying how mid karkat is?im watching jerma compilations now its healthy nutrition to me.
>>153427557can we make the guy on the right karkat?
>>153427576>im watching jerma compilations now its healthy nutrition to me.Does that FTM boy pussy stink or what?
>>153427595Im preally clean and washed thank you very much. You should do the same.
>>153427616I just showered babe, I got that sea salt body wash.
>>153427539At last
god im sl fuckinf hungry
Another peak mivnol video that ends with unbearable dogshit fanfiction.
>>153427644alright eridan, sea water doesnt count.
>>153427576because it's mivnol and he produces kinoit's not actually about how karkat is mid, he soon goes off into his theory about how karkat is caliborn reincarnated
>>153427691>I hate kino and everything good and beautiful
>>153427644hmmm okay than that is good. nice that you are a clean boy.
>>153427794korpus…
>>153427805Nooo I'm not Korpus its Patrick who is talking. :D but no i'm not korpus. and idk how to continue this bit.
>>153417751>>153417900mean toxic girlfriend vriska is soooooo haaaawt
>>153427938Mean Vriska is just Nicole classof09
>>153417751She just like me fr
>>153424879according to a friend of mine this is basically timeline-hopping paternal AND sibling incest at the same time and I think that might be the most based thing in existence, I need to snort that shit like cocaine, also it's fucking gorgeous, god I'm such a faggot
>>153428136Umine kun I didnt knew you where so based waaah o_oalso yeah alfa dave and alfa dirk is do fucking good. its peak stridercest imo
>>153417751>>153418022Who made these I need more please
>>153428163do u like johndirk?
>>153428515yeees i love johndirk. i still didnt read any fanfics tho. im scared i will read the wrong sucky ones lol. i remember a time ago some anons where having a pretty good discussion abiut johndirk and recommended some fics. do you have it saved and if yes could you share? i need to bookmark it.
>>153427993yeah but she's 1. gray2. wants to fuck youso its different
>>153428577i have it saved but im on my phone right now so ull have to wait for tomorrow
>>153428738oh okay!
>>153424724alright, fuck it. Imma do an art study of one of his pics
>DomsAspects:Li6htLifeMindRa6eTimePissClasses:SeerPrinceThiefPa6e (realized)>Su8sAspects:SpaceVoidDoomClass:MageRo6ueMaidMuseLord>SwitchesAspects:Heart8loodHopeBreathClasses:HeirSylph (su8 only to their ena8lee)Kni6htWitch6entPa6e (unrealized)And to determine someone's sexual role, it's simple:(Class/Aspect)Switch/Switch = SwitchSu8/Dom = DomDom/Su8 = Su8Dom/Dom = DomSu8/Su8 = Su8Fa6/6ot = (You)and that's my classpect dom/su8/switch theorem. that is all
....piss aspect?
>>153428865addendum:(Class/Aspect)Switch/Dom = DomSwitch/Su8 = Su8Su8/Switch = SwitchDom/Switch = Dom>>153428894yes? o8viously. did you READ the comic???????
>>153428894>t. page of piss
Ma6e of Li6ht with chumhandle twinAddendums
>>153428922that means i have a big potential of peeing like no one else before but i never pissed in my life yet. hm yeah.
>>153428956no it means you really need/want to piss but you don't know how yetlet me, anonlet me show you how to PISS>t. Sylph of Piss
>>153428972lmaao i will pee on you. what if i peed on you, that would be so funny haaha.
>>153428894...rape aspect?
>>153428998don't make it weird, anon. that's weird. and messy. obviously the pee would have to go INSIDE me, not on>>153429005yes, but only if you do it in moderation. you see, i have a set list of Rape Rules you need to follow or i will rape you>t. Sheriff of Rape
he has the kind of Gent of Rape vibe that gives me the ick
>>153429028hmmm poundering. >>153429005me needs. correction.
this is a stupid dumb joke by the way.
Waste of Time vs Waste of Space. who wins?Better yet, all Waste session with>Waste of Rape>Waste of Rizz>Waste of Piss>Waste of Cum
fully realized 6ent of Cum in the dream8u88les
who is up inventing these classes and aspects?
>>153422057Absolutely hysterical to think that he's talking about Psycholonials here
Waste of BreathWaste of TimeWaste of Space>>153429131me. it was me 8arry i was the one to invent all the fan classes and aspects so that YOU would 8e classpected as a Waste of Cum
>>153429152it checks. im a waste cuz nobody wants it.
>>153429182don't worry anon i'll make you an unrealized Waste of Cum 8y drainin6 you dry when you sleep
>>153429202LMAAAO
>>153428136>I need to snort that shit like cocaineyou and me both, brother
>>153428865>page of heart>(unrealized switch) of switchwhat is an unrealized switch in the end?
good night hsg. i hope i find my other half fr. i feel really isolated. it fucking sucks.
just puttin6 this out there, 8ut:Space + Doom = VoidVoid + Mind = Space8reath + Li6ht = Life (confirmed Aspect of John's and Rose's child which they WILL have in HS:8C (trust the plan))Heart + 8lood = Doometc.etc.I think this worksAlso, for some reason, John's Aspect (8reath) is adjacent to his Dancestors' (Life and Hope respectively), and Dave's (Time) is adjacent to his ecto8iological relatives' (Heart and Li6ht respectively). Which is neat.And Space and Void 8ein6 so close to6ether makes sense, since Space and Void players are the horniest players (Jade in Epilo6ues and 8eyond, Porrim's whole thin6, Roxy, Equius, Horuss' horse dildo, Kanaya 8ein6 the Pale Village Twwo Wwheeled device)>>153429286Switch squared is still Switch. Even unrealized Pa6es have parts of their Aspect within them. Like, Tavros whilst 8ein6 a cripple (direct opposite of 8reath's freedom or somethin6) is still an a8solute 6oo8er like John. >>153429295type shit. hope you find your other half too, kin6. oh and 6oodni6ht
>>153429317 (me)also, Doom's association with the o8vious (Death) is adjacent to Void's association with literal nothin6nessso is Hope's idealism and 8reath's... whatever the fuck those 6uys have 6oin6 on.6od it just fits so fuckin6 well. FUCK it fits so 6oddamn well. man i need to fuckin6 sleep i'm so fuckin6 sleep deprived.
>153429271Smells bad and goes unnoticed. Like a fart in the wind.
>>153429508:^(
>>153422208It's gay erasure so it's good by default
>>153422208it's 6ood only if rose is in the cuck chair schlickinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn otherwise i'ts crin6e ooc hetslop
>>153427691What was it now?
He's eepy.
the thing is that all the guy characters are so endearing that they'd be fuckable as SHIT if they were girlsJoan Egbert? Cute movie dork. FuckableDana Strider? Cute music dork who pretends not to be a dork. Fuckable.Karina Vantas? Okay that's just a cute movie dork who pretends not to be a dork. FuckableKanika Vantas? FAKE SJW with problematic views and tons of hubris? FUckableGaitaz Makara? Clussy? INSANE CLOWN PUSSY?? You already knowDona Strider? Idk if she's a lesbian. we're watchin the horse show together. i don't even need to eat her pussy, just chillJacq (Jacqueline) English? No words. That ass is MINEAlso, just to toot my own horn, the last five names all have the same (ish) meaning as their original counterparts (Cancer, Cancer, Goat, and Ruler, feminine form of Jake (which means 'supplanter'?? like Bravo Hussie you really fucking thought these names out huh?), respectively)this is why whenevr i think of a female character, from now on, i[ll need to think of a compelling male character, and then give him boobies and a vag. boom. compelling female character right there
>>153430445 (me)cancer as in crab, not the tumor
felt cute
>>153430627would
>>153430627do Bingo and Bongo post here?
>>153430696they are too autistic for the captcha
Some stuff about my rewrite.Here anons. This is about how the Beta perceive the Guardians, and why do they look how they look, arround ACT 1. THe idea is that their childish perception of them fades off and reveals who they really are deep down.But that is work, for tomorrow.Because I´m fucking eepy.take care.>>153423960
>>153429271Don't be mean!
>>153430696bongo!
It annoys me to no end how Hussie didn’t try to cash in on consoles at the height of Homestuck's popularity. Imagine what we could have had. A Homestuck reading app on the DSi, Xbox 360 Beta kids gamerpics, perhaps a low-budget XBLA platform game. 3DS and PS Vita themes, even.
>>153428764its https://archiveofourown.gay/works/33136003
>>153431645you can 100% steambrew to put homestuck unofficial colletion in there
I wish I was molested as a child. But obviously from a woman
>>153431836you dont get to choosewhat if you did but spent years trying to regain that innocence back. to try to trust women again. you'd never look at your sister,mother the same.
Gru8s
>>153430100What about Jake in the cuck chair?
>>153432092>blushing and happy Solluxvile
Protecting Nepeta by raping the other girls who come nearby, ready to soil her sweet soul
>>153431781>steambrewthat's on PC though, and you dont need that to put the UHC on there
>>153425466What if I want her to stay a (somewhat) murderous psycho but in the name of good?Rage in the name of Hope, not against?
>>153428577>>153431711omg im so glad people liked my suggestion enough to remember it haha! dirkjohn deserves more love. :Pi think theyre hard to get right because (imo) in most contexts theyd just.. not get along? if you make them all lovey dovey from the start it just feels off. they need to be like, suicidally hopeless and alone before anything starts to work. which is easy enough for dirk, but harder for egbert dearest.if ya like the dynamic the same author has another pretty good dirkjohn fic. its not quite as poetic and a little more.. bluntly horny, but captures a similar vibe. <33 https://archiveofourown.gay/works/32204440
Nudestuck nepeta cosplay bike pump belly inflation with deflation farts - thisvid.com
>>153432452I'm not looking that up anon.
>>153431878I wouldn't mind that trauma. Sounds like better character development than what I am now. A boring insecure husk.
>>153432286Sounds therapeutical. Just be sure to play with that fire with safety.Not only you with fuck the entire galaxy, if not Reality as we know it, but also you´ll fumble it with an Dopey Alien Clussy... And you don´t want to fumble it with a cute Dopey Alien Clussy girl that purposely stuffed her bra with horns just that in that ocasion where she made your hand touch her chest, they sounded "HONK". Do you?
>>153432131well jake 8ein6 in the kanaya chair isn't funny or hot. no need to kick him whilst he's down already. all Pa6es deserve love and cuddles, no exceptions
>>153432286if karkat was a8le to temporarily pacify 6amzee, you could pro8a8ly convince her to not kill you, and hype her up to kill everyone else. unless that's past the "somewhat" part of 8ein6 a somewhat murderous psycho. yeah it pro8a8ly is nvm
sollux was such a weird character man I feel like he was just kinda...there, but didn't really do anything or have a real arc
>>153433112That's half the trolls
>>153433112One could perhaps say that he was doomed to be irrelevant
>>153433112yuh huh. he went from depressed fa66ot to half dead fa66ot to half revived fa66ot 8ack to half dead half blind fa66ot 8ack to a re6ular fa66ot. his arc, 8asically, was 6ettin6 fucked over a6ain and a6ain, until he finally decided to 6ive up and stay in the dream8u88les (alle6ory for suicide 8tw). Typical Doomcel. I don't fuckin6 care 8ro if I 6ot the heiressussy and then a fishcel fuckin6 killed her i'd 8e depressed too
>>153425216he's funny
>>153433146 (me)>>153433112actually, his and Aradia's arc are kind of similar. repeated sufferin6 8efore just 6ivin6 up. He 6ives up 8y just fuckin6 off into the dream8u88les, and so does she. they remove themselves from their real world to escape it 8ecause it was so fuckin6 shit.
>>153433112Like another anon said, that’s basically what happened to most of the trolls. In a plenty of ways Sollux is more in-line with characters like Nepeta and Equius by the fact that he’s carried by having a strong personality as a cool, kinda assholish gamer who lowkey enjoys his friendships that he still has by the end of the comic + being relevant-ish earlier on
>>153433207nepeta's arc was her re8ellion (a6ainst Equius) killed the catand Equius' was that his lust eventually spiraled out of control, killin6 him. i mean these are very simple and clear arcs. none of the trolls or even fuckin6 dancestors for that matter were free of havin6 arcs. all of them did
>>153433232I’m not denying that they had arcs, just that some didn’t have much of a impact in the story (excluding sollux)
>>153433266ohhh. oh. yeah, i 6uess that makes sense. nvm then
>>153433166gog i want him carnally
>>153433327whether or not you deserve damnation depends on if you've read and consider his Friendsim route canon.
>>153433337Like any good /co/ user I pick and choose what elements of something I enjoy is canon or not.Huffing his armpits? Canon.Anything involving the diapers? In the trash.
>>153433347>pick and choose...canonoh... i see... damnation is is :(
>>153417382Source.
>>153433127half the trolls get axed and are never mentioned again, since Sollux was spared you'd expect him to be relevant at some point but he never does anything of note after piloting the meteor in Cascade so he might as well have been murderstuck'd with the others. Honestly this goes for Aradia too but being alive is her point, so she gets a pass
>>153433406me. it was me anon i was the one to draw the cute girl to make you 20% hornier so that YOU'd let your guard down.
