We all collectively agree charcoal tastes better right? There's no one that actually prefers Hank's silly propane.
>>153422067Hank is an emotionally stunted idiot with daddy issues. He thus worships a man who would throw him under the bus to save his own hide, and his company, out of that misplaced sense of loyalty
>>153422067The correct answer is "it doesn't fucking matter. Heat is heat."
>>153422142That is some well-done bait there, anon.
>>153422167You can cook a steak on an electric stove top.
>>153422179Could cook it in a microwave too, it's all the same.
>>153422067TASTE THE MEAT, NOT THE HEAT.
I hate char on meat. I don't understand why anyone likes it.
Can someone explain steak autism that seems to have most of US in its grip.
>>153422312cow meat taste good
>>153422276Personally I love my meat a little burnt. Same way I love my King of the Hill women with big feet Propane burgers would just end up tasting like propane to me, yuck. I'd much rather have some burnt char/wood mixed in
>>153422312It's all about medium rare and being the only "right" way to cook a steak. Most of the time it's ironic/just giving friends shit but there really are some faggots who sperg about it.
>>153422508>tasting like propaneLiterally how? I have never tasted propane after cooking with it. I could only what it tastes like. Something like the smell?Are you sure you don't have residual propane floating in the air an are smelling that while you eat?
>>153423311*I could only guess what it tastes like.Just woke up. Forgive typos.
>>153422312The only autism I have about cooking steak is that it's not fucking well done, because that objectively destroys the flavor by drying it out and making it tough. Beyond that, as long as it's seasoned well I couldn't care less if it was charcoal or propane.
>>153422312You know how cultures often have varying superstitions of what you can learn about a person partakes in certain cultural rituals?For Americans, that's gonna be the outdoor grill.Put sauce on your steak? You ruined a perfectly good steak because it wasn't good enough for you. Well done? Can't handle the juices, you prim and proper pussy. It's also a big reason why Budlight was never fully able to recover while companies like Gilette were. Regardless of your political stance, just having Budlight out feels like you've made a stance when you didn't want to. The outdoor grilling party, to Americans, is basically the cultural ritual of the working class. Someone getting their steak well-done, indicating uptightness or snootiness, pushes them to mockery
>>153423311You cant smell propane they put a smell in it so you know propane is in the air.
>>153422312Americans love looking for things to lord over other people, they're a nation of narcissists.
>>153422094>misplaced sense of loyaltyNaw sticking with Buck worked out for Hank
>>153423399I know that. It could still theoretically transfer to food. The other anon suggested as much. I haven't experienced that though.
>>153423425>he says, looking for a way to lord over americans
>>153422067I saw this today
>>153422228This unironically. Both have their place but sometimes you just want one or the other.
>>153423995
Taste the meat, not the heat.Different applications, I actually prefer propane because it's super easy to work with and you can get that smokey flavor just by adding woodchips. No trouble starting it up and a ton of flavor is just from the meat and fat dripping on the flames and bringing up smoke.
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>>153422094Hank’s knowledge of all of the chemistry of propane gas and how it interacts with other matter combined with his rigid by-the-books adherence to procedure would honestly make him a really good chemist. He could even be a mechanic or do really anything involving machinery and displays a lot of mechanical aptitude throughout the show. He’s talented enough to where there are a multitude of things he could do instead of Strictland, but he never considers it because he’s not very open, and suffers the most from lacking drive and initiative.
>>153422312It's ego. Machismo. People pretend they are super cool because they eat their food in a specific way.>>153423364No, see, retard, some people like it better like that. Some people have different tastes than you. They might not want any seasoning, they might want it tougher, they might want to drink a bunch of ketchup alongside their meal. Doesn't matter at all. They can do whatever they want. If they want to eat chalk they can do that. It's not destroying the meal, it's what they want to do. And also I fucked your mother.
>>153423425Yes I'm sure your shithole doesn't do this and is instead filled with the most humble people out there.
>>153422312Any time one isn't familiar with something, it all looks the same. Knowledge and education are required to properly judge a thing
>>153423397>The outdoor grilling party, to Americans, is basically the cultural ritual of the working class. Someone getting their steak well-done, indicating uptightness or snootiness, pushes them to mockeryI dont get it, surely people understand that others just like their stuff differently and that is fine? I personally like my stake a bit more on the well done side but I have friends who like their meat as raw as it can be and we all understand that finding food good is entirely a subjective property and harmless so long as the food is not itself dangerous.
>>153424348No, see, when they do it they're purely logical and objective and only do it to people who deserve it, such as literally every single person who lives in America.
>>153424961You are talking to someone who only has a cartoon understanding of american culture.
>>153424973>It's okay when we do itYeah go fuck yourself. I can already tell whatever nation you live in is a shithole because you're there.
>>153425211Erm, reading comprehension much?
>>153422508Which ep is that from again? Someone find a non-shitty upscaled version of the frame please https://boompane.ordoliberal.com/
>>153422067I've always really liked the Strickland Propane insignia. Seems fitting a Texan company would find a way to implement the Lone Star iconography.
>>153423397>Someone getting their steak well-done, indicating uptightness or snootiness, pushes them to mockeryIt has more to do with how cooking a steak well-done is just pointless. You are literally ruining the meat. The only reason it's a "thing" with some people is that people used to be way more anal-retentive about food safety than they are now as a matter of habit.The sauce thing is 100% real though. Only retards think you can't really taste the steak if you actually season and dress it.
>>153422067Hot take: steak doesn't taste good
>>153422312A good steak is legitimately a cut above pretty much every other kind of meat that isn't smoked brisket.
>>153423788How? He could have gone in for business for himself and done well.
All the same to me.
>>153427937Not the least bit surprising coming from you, Boco.
>>153424018Shoulda been a Tyrannid
>>153428670Don't look at me, I have Kullmann's Syndrome.
>>153427892Most business ventures fail and he was with Buck from a young age eliminating the need to go out on his own. Good job security is nothing to turn your nose to and Hank knew that even if Buck was crazier as he aged
>>153429032Hank basically runs the place because Strickland is a lazy piece of shit...so he could do it by himself.Maybe he could even buy Strickland out with money from a business loan...especially if he was willing to play hardball and threaten to walk out and take most of the staff with him.But Hank lacks ambition and is overly comfortable with the status quo even if it's mediocre.
>>153422508HELLO MISS NOVEMBER
>>153429133baseballbby hill
>>153427892He would have also assumed all of the risk of failure to do so. Buck turned into a piece of shit but when they met he was good to Hank and gave him basically everything he has.
>>153422067propane is viewed as the practical standard. for daily cooking and casual hamburgers and hotdogs. nobody would ever judge someone for using it but they'd never be excited either. charcoal is seen a fun treat, if you went to a grill out with an old fashioned weber dome people would make positive noises about having charcoal for once. hank having a vocal negative opinion of charcoal would be uncommon and seen as kind of weird.
>>153427781I would only judge someone for eating well done steak if they were bragging about getting high end grade meat or were a steak house regular.
I spoke to some family about it and the consensus was that charcoal tends to cook the meat unevenly and it leaves behind a charcoaly taste, which is not bad and not good for your health. It also takes longer to prep. It’s also more expensive. However propane has the problem of every grill having so many openings that if you don’t clean it with soap and water after every use, it will attract mice and bugs which shit all over your BBQ. Ultimately though, the presence was propane. Hank was right all along.
>>153430509>not badnot good*
>>153424213No he’s right. Well done steak is burnt steak. Simple as. Just have it medium like a normal person. You’re not gonna die if your meat is a tiny bit red you pussy.
>>153422067I prefer well done, i don't wanna have a parasite or a bacteria fucking my brain
>>153422067Gas is for farting, charcoal is for grilling!>>153422312Americans can't cook. They say shit like "a well-done steak is like shoe leather" because they're too dumb to realize that the different degrees of doneness for a steak require different methods. You cook a steak at a high heat for ten minutes of course it's going to turn into fucking leather. I can cook and eat a steak anywhere between "well done and juicy" and "A skilled vet could probably save it"
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>>153423887>>153424348t. narcissistic AmericansYou Americans have spent decades, if not centuries loudly proclaiming that America is the best country ever. You drape yourselves in your country's flag, and you expect foreigners to kiss your asses just because you're American. Of course you get angry when someone calls you out on it.
>>153429096Maybe but Buck also ran three other businesses, so even for a drug addled freak he clearly was doing something right. >But Hank lacks ambition and is overly comfortable with the status quo even if it's mediocreHank is too skilled at a bunch of random trades and hobbies to be described as lacking ambition. Dude just isn't a capital B boss and chose to have a chiller life
>>153431961>You Americans have spent decades, if not centuries loudly proclaiming that America is the best country everEveryone should think that about the country they live in. Thinking that's uniquely American is just you being obsessed
>>153431961I want people to call out america when it falls short on something, because it's the best nation in the world. It's supposed to be held to a higher standard, no one cares if canada or UK or whatever gets a C grade
>>153432130No, that's obviously stupid.
>>153431961Yet you don't seem to have the pride to even admit which country you live in.
>>153432420Why? Thinking other countries are better than your own is cucked
>>153423425>>153430568>>153431961Y'all just mad you had to give all the territory you conquered BACK, and that the pilgrim nation of immigrants you thought of as detritus played the game of empires so much better than you that the only economy of note, the only military worth fearing, is the United States of America.Back on topic, it frankly depends on the purpose. Propane offers exact control of your heat, and holds to the idea of food tasting like itself; delicate flesh like seafood is something that would benefit from said control and clean heat. Charcoal, however, does indeed impart a flavor of its own that many prefer, same with various woods that can be tossed into a smoker to flavor meat as well. I happen to like applewood, and the few times I've tried peat barbecue at Irish cultural festivals.
>>153424961>I dont get it, surely people understand that others just like their stuff differently and that is fine?Let me tell you about a little thing called tribalism.
>>153432404>I want people to call out america when it falls short on somethingAlright, how about we start with the laughable healthcare situation? Or the growing wealth disparity? Or we can talk about the big orange elephant in the room instead! Your call!
>>153424102Dang ol' warp man
>>153422276How do you feel about char on vegetables, though?
>>153422067You grill using fresh beechwood, or fresh pinewood if you want that extra punch.Anything else is for non-humans.
>>153422067I fix my steaks in the air fryer.
>>153431961We’ve barely even been around two centuries. And let me tell you, our early colonist forefathers knew this land is shit, and they were overcompensating if they ever said otherwise.
a charcoal is fine too.
>>153422312Because when you live a multicultural shithole people think culture = food and sports. So they use the brainpower that they would normally use to argue about important issues to argue about which bread and circuses are the best.
>>153422067Charcoal is better. Nobody would go through the extra effort if it wasn't.>>153427725There is a reason why it is always in the forehead or collar of the Propane Nightmare designs.
>>153432443There's this thing called "material reality".
>>153432544I might like to try that. Time? Temp? Any particular preparation?
>>153431961they've been at the top for too long, and they don't get it. Look how genuinely hurt Trump and his supporters are that Europeans aren't currently lining up to join his new stupid war (after he spent the past year threatening to invade European territories).Americans don't see the distinction between healthy pride in their own nations, and being boorish obnoxious shitheads, who think launching a missile at a school is "the art of the deal".I'm glad their empire is ending.
>>153432497>Yeah america has a lot of issues that need to be called out and fixed>Oh yeah? What about (these)?Anon your mean nasty comment really hurt my feelings, here's literally my face rn
>>153431961you’re only proving my point
>>153432497>laughable healthcare situation? I mean most nations with social healthcare can't bear the load they have and private healthcare still exists in those nations. They also are often subsidized by the US as the states act as the actual medical research center of the world. Not to mention wait times often lead to death or worse medical issues. Or should we discuss how euthanasia is becoming a means to kill off individuals that are too big of a load on socialized medicine?>Or the growing wealth disparity? You mean the thing that is effecting the entirety of the planet? What kind of argument is this when disparity is just as bad in the rest of the world?>Or we can talk about the big orange elephant in the room instead!Oh wow big deal I can name 10 worse leaders off the top of my head throughout the world.
>>153432479back to who? Not the natives.
btw, the founding fathers were Free Masons, not hayseed yokels playing the banjo.
>>153432789>I'm glad their empire is ending.Yeah, it just sucks that they're probably gonna drag the rest of us down with them.
>>153432775There's also having appreciation for your people and values. Your perspective is one of someone from a shitty country
>>153422067>We all collectively agree charcoal tastes better right?No. It's nice as a treat to have a smokey flavor but sometimes it overpowers the actual food itself and is unpleasant.
>>153424124Impressive
>>153433255You're telling me to believe that my country is the best, but apparently you also want me to believe that your country is the best, and also that my country is shit. I'm starting to suspect you're not very smart, anon!
>>153433446>You're telling me to believe that my country is the bestNot that anon, but where did he say you had to think your country is the best?
>>153433446>>153433523Oh my bad, just read further up. Disregard me.
>>153433255honestly, America would be a lot better off as a nation if they were less proud. I think almost all of their problems are rooted in this assumption that they can't be wrong about something because they're Americans. They need to adopt a practical, problem solving mindset, instead of a "fuck you, I'm the best, look at my flag" mindset. A lot of pointless wars and stupid societal experiments would have been avoided. All I'm saying...
>>153433691>honestly, America would be a lot better off as a nation if they were less proud.Thing is, they're too proud to admit it. Pride's the biggest of the seven deadly sins, that's why the motherfucking Morningstar himself represents it.
>>153422312Europeans have wine, bread and cheese snobberyYanks have steak snobbery
>>153433758yeah, that guy they have a statue of in New York...
>>153433446Yeah it's not hard to understand at all. Why would you hold another country in higher regard than your own?
>>153430541>he doesnt eat the cow while its still aliveLol what a pussy
>>153432612This is an example of an extremely clever and layered joke, because the poster is trying to make a backhanded comment about how America isn’t cultured while posting a chart of things (like religion, courtesy, leadership, cleanliness) that are completely absent or in the process of being destroyed in places like Europe. Jolly good show, lad. Or whatever an expression of praise is in Arabic.
>>153433787there's nothing wrong with being honest about where power and resources lie, and being honest about your own culture's shortcomings. this is in fact, how you fix a problem. You have to address it first.Also, working class Americans who somehow think they're the kings of the world, because they're serfs in a rich nation, need to get their heads screwed on right. Whose money is that ultimately? Whose military might is that? it's not yours, is it?
>>153433761>artisanal crafts that have numerous variances and flavor profiles vs. HOW BEST MAKE MEAT HOTSo they're retards, got it
>>153432757>Charcoal is better. Nobody would go through the extra effort if it wasn't.Is charcoal better or is the type of person to cook with charcoal just generally a better cook?With propane any idiot can fire up the grill and flash burn a piece of meat. But when you cook with charcoal you have to have the patience and skill to get it going, then the low flame cooks the meat more evenly because you cant turn up the heat arbitrarily like with propane, which also means that you need to actually watch the meat cook and turn it over more than once which results in more even heating.
>>153433785The point is that it's a fucking Catch-22. The key is behind the lock. There is no pair of tongs with which to make the first pair of tongs. John Morton is running around and stabbing bitches with his fork.
>>153433836>how best eat curdled milk>how best drink rotting grapes>how best eat yeast farting into wheat Wow you sure made your point
You start a wood fire, drink for at least 4-8 hours and then use the coals of the fire to make your dinner at 1-2am.
>>153433818>there's nothing wrong with being honest about where power and resources lie, and being honest about your own culture's shortcomings. this is in fact, how you fix a problem. You have to address it firstYes and Americans do this. Doesn't mean you can't feel pride and think you're the best still >because they're serfs in a rich nation, need to get their heads screwed on right.Not really. They have more freedom over their bodies and speech than euros and better living quality than third world countries >Whose money is that ultimately? Whose military might is that? it's not yours, is it?This is just a reality for 99% of any population regardless of time or global location. I think you are just obsessed
>>153433964>They have more freedomthey don't. They have specific freedoms. America has all kinds of laws that are there to benefit the rich, and not the masses. Also, plain bizarre laws like the legal age of drinking being 21.There are also soft-laws. There are people who are allowed to ruin your life for having an opinion. It may not be written down, but it's there as a rule, and everyone can feel it. There are certainly nations where you can go and live freer than an American.
>>153434040NTA but would you tell the class which country has more freedom than the USA?Being able to get piss ass drunk at 18 isn't that major of a rights violation.
>>153422067all charcoal does different is dump more creosote onto the outside of the food; the food is still cooked and the "meaty taste" of creosote is still produced by propane if you prefer charcoal you're like on of those culiunary school dropouts that craps salt into a dish at every stage because they think it's how food worksenjoy your bowel cancer you dead tongued fuck
>>153432780>Time?Ten minutes on each side.>Temp?200-350 depending on how you like your steak.>Any particular preparation?I just slap some Montreal steak seasoning on it but I'd recommend you just use whatever steak seasoning you normally use. And I tenderize both sides with a meat mallet, if you don't do that then I highly recommend it because there is a world of difference between a tenderized and non-tenderized steak. If I'm cooking on a grill or skillet I'll add some mushrooms, onions and butter but trying that in the air fryer has been disappointing so I wouldn't recommend it.I rarely marinate my steaks because I don't really want to do the extra work for a slight increase in taste. I rarely use sauce because I'll season my steaks enough that they don't need it, also if your steaks are so dry they need sauce then you did something wrong and need to eat them as is to punish yourself so you don't do it again.
>>153434040>Actually Americans aren't free because they have to wait longer to legally drink Lmao
>>153434484Now read the rest of the post
>>153422067Propane for quick cooks, Charcoal for long cooks
>>153434040>Also, plain bizarre laws like the legal age of drinking being 21.Dude, alcohol was straight up illegal in America for thirteen years, they're lucky they can drink at all.
>>153434568Okay >half laws This is completely normal across every civilization >Someone can ruin your life for having an opinion This is more true in basically every other country besides America especially European ones. The funniest thing about all this is that if you just actually liked your country you wouldn't hate America this much
>>153434568>Says there are nations freer than the US>Fails to say any one because he knows they don't exist>Has to use shit like "alcohol consumption being 2 years late" and "spft laws" to even remotely make the US seem like it's some unfree hell hole.
>>153433884Nice try. There is far more skill and technique that goes into making wine, cheese and bread than there is in putting a piece of meat on a hot surface, and you know it. Your argument is poor. Try again.
>>153434679What kind of cope is this? Cooking a steak properly definitely demands as much skill even if it doesn't take as long. You might as well say Brain Surgery isn't a real skill because it takes less time than brewing beer.
>>153434651Unironically India. Laws are more of a suggestion in places like that.
>>153434757>The indian has a shit opinionThank you Saar but your takes have more shit in them than your streets.
>>153434636Yes, but your entire basis for thinking America is the best country in the world is this supposed land of freedom that it is. And that's not true...And in fact, if you could approach the fact that it isn't true, you might win more freedoms for yourself in the long run, because you could at least accept that there are problems.
>>153434819I'm not from India.
>>153434871I know, you're too big of a pussy to admit you're Indian. Which makes your claim that India has more freedom even sadder. I can't imagine being a non indian and simping for fucking India.
>>153434825But it is the land of freedom. You haven't listed a single country that is more free. You can't even really come up with any laws to compare because you know other countries don't allow as much as freedom as America. Being prideful in your country even to the point of thinking it's the best and accepting it has problems aren't mutually exclusive. You're just obsessed with America for some reason
>>153434904IndiaThailandMexicoThe NetherlandsI'm sure there are a tonne of barely developed African countries, where the government consists of two guys in a shack. MadagascarThe North Pole...
>>153434901Indians literally do not follow traffic laws. They don't believe in it. They don't believe in safety regulations.If you want absolutely unfettered freedom, go to India.
>>153434978>IndiaYeah sepsis from drinking sources sure is freedom>ThailandLmao no>MexicoYeah those cartels beg to differ>The NetherlandsCan't even keep their farmlands lol>I'm sure there are a tonne of barely developed African countries, where the government consists of two guys in a shack.dying from warlords is the pinnacle of freedom>MadagascarThe lemurs don't even have rights >The North Pole...Santa has an entire slave economy.Also you can live off the grid in America, nothing is stopping someone from doing so.
>>153433836You do know that heating things in different ways change the taste and texture, right?
>>153435003Anon if I have a vagina I have literally no rights in India. If I'm some special breed of pajeet I will be kept from getting a job or even interacting with some people. People breaking the law isn't the same as freedom and you know that.
>>153435035>oh no, not those freedoms. I meant the freedom to be an insufferable protestant, ban alcohol, and host witch trialsThis is what Americans mean, every time.
>>153422067Didn't Food Theory test this and the main thing was the juices from the meat burning in the flame? The veggie burger they tested didn't have the same smoky flavor since it didn't drip juices.
>>153435080Anon how is getting my head cut off by a cartel member a form of freedom?
>>153435062>women have no rights in IndiaThat's literally not true?>Several women have served in various senior official positions in the Indian government, including that of the President of India, the Prime Minister of India, the Speaker of the Lok Sabha.
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>>153435144Yeah anon now show me the rape stats.
>>153435199I'm not saying it's a *nice* country.
>>153435221Being raped would actively be removing your right to consent you dumb faggot. People breaking laws isn't freedom when people are losing freedom because of it.
>>153435292So, do you want more laws or less laws?You're the one who put forward the assertion that more freedom was better than less freedom. More freedom = less laws. Simple logic. If that's not what makes America the best, then what makes America the best?
>>153423364If fillet is 'dry and tough' even well done, then it isn't well done, it's amazing job.
>>153435338Freedom at the expense of other's freedoms is the only time laws should exist. You know that and are unwilling to accept the united states has the most freedom while also protecting that freedom from others. Lawlessness is not the same as freedom, you know that and are just desperate to find a gotcha because you are obsessed with a nation you desperately wish you lived in.
>>153435463sounds like some orwellian doublethink to me.
>>153435468I mean if you're retarded and don't understand nuance, I'm sure it does.
>>153435519>erm actually our government limits our freedoms to protect our freedomsEvery government professes to be doing that.
>>153422067Charcoal is much better, it's just a bit of a hassle to start and clean, but the taste can't be compared.
>>153435606Cool now explain how some lawless shithole where the only people benefiting are those breaking the law and removing the freedoms of others is actually supposed to be a liberated paradise shit for brains.
>>153435710I didn't say it was a *nice* country...You're just using "freedom" as short hand for "things I like" at this point, and what you like is being an American. Your reasoning is circular.
I'd be more inclined to believe the "America is a shithole" posters if people weren't literally killing themselves trying to get in.
>>153435814I didn't say America was a shithole once. I mean, I'm sure parts of it are fine. That's just true anywhere.
>>153435766It isn't circular reasoning to believe that one's freedoms shouldn't impede other people's freedom.Having the right to bear arms doesn't impede anyone else's rightsShooting someone unprompted does.That is why in America one is legal and the other is not. God you must be some sad thirdie to not understand basic ass civics
>>153435898A lot of people support their government restricting guns, because they think it offers them a greater freedom to not get shot. Same logic.
>>153435910No it isn't. A gun by itself cannot harm and individual. Only another person can. There is no reason someone should restrict a person's right to use a weapon that can be used to protect them from others attempting to do harm to them. Idiots using the logic that others will kill them with a gun might as well argue knives and power tools should be illegal because they can be used to harm others. Fuck off.
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>>153436176It's a wishy washy argument. A cigarette in and of itself isn't dangerous, but smoking one around a child potentially is. Whose freedom takes priority? The freedom of the individual to smoke, or the freedom of everyone else to not be harmed by cigarettes?
So, if I've got this straight, America has the most freedom in all of the world, but only if it's the specific kind of freedom Americans believe in, where you can own a gun, but you can't drink beer until you're 21. Where you can call someone a "jaggoff" but you can't talk about particular groups because the ADL will ruin your life, and where you absolutely must follow traffic codes or armed police are liable to beat you senseless?
>>153437905>(And Saturday)
>>153438079Just cut the bullshit and tell us which nation you live in. I can't imagine what sad place it must be if you obsess over America this badly. I get the feeling its somewhere in Asia because even the Latinos desperately want to get in and no Euro/Cannuck is this fucking retarded.
>>153438138This is about you, not me
corporations are also allowed to flat out feed you poison in America.
>>153438165>Insults someone>Gets called out>This is about you not meI wanna guess Israel because you're sure acting like a Jew. But the Israel posters are busy on /pol/
>>153438367The conversation is about America. Stop deflecting.
>>153438079>but you can't talk about particular groups because the ADL will ruin your lifeOh, you're retarded. You should have just led with that instead of wasting everyone's time. (Not to mention that whatever mud-caked shithole you spawned in almost certainly has actual laws to punish you for "hate speech.")
>>153438492This is about you, not me
>>153438400Only because you won't stop bitching about them you fucking loser.
>>153438571NTA but where are you from? Is it a nation that you think has more freedom or less freedom than America? What is it about America that makes it a greater concern than your homeland? Surely there must be a reason. Is your nation one that is constantly at the behest of America's foriegn policy or is one that is inconsequential to it's doings?
>>153438738this is a conversation about America. I want you to focus on America. Not on the North Pole.
>>153432105He owned them; did he RUN them? He didn't run the propane or BBQ businesses.>Hank is too skilled at a bunch of random trades and hobbies to be described as lacking ambitionHe's not LAZY, he likes doing things, but when it comes to the overall state of his life he lets it lie. To be fair, he doesn't seem to be lacking anything it's within his power to obtain. It doesn't seem like he particularly wants to be richer or anything.
>>153438940Santa get off the internet, you're drunk again.
>>153432497>gimmie that! gimmie that! gimmie that! gimmie that!
>>153439074you've been very naughty...
>>153422067Unironically burgers taste better cooked in a frying pan nine times out of ten anyways. BBQs are fun because it takes cooking outdoors but BBQ culture is 100% from insecure boomers shy about liking cooking >IT'S NOT COOKING IT'S BARBECUING
>>153439067Even with guys like Hank running stuff at the individual locations Buck would still be working and taking care of shit that kept everything running. He's a hellrasier addict, not a blithering retard >He's not LAZY, he likes doing things, but when it comes to the overall state of his life he lets it lie. To be fair, he doesn't seem to be lacking anything it's within his power to obtain. It doesn't seem like he particularly wants to be richer or anythingThere's nothing wrong with this. Hank legitimately has a 10/10 life a lot of people would kill for
I forgot I made this thread, can I get a TLDR this is too much to read.
>>153439483some fag was butthurt about America
>>153439483>Charcoal vs propane is more of a mood thing rather than a hard-line preference for most people >America makes third worlders and Euros seethe
Actual landowner here. Propane is great. It's still cheap as fuck compared to petroleum, coal or electricity. It's better for absolutely everything. When the heat pump can't do its job, propane delivers clean no maintenance heat FAST. What powers my ranch in an outage? Propane. What do I use to fuel my hot tub? Propane. Clear the fenceline? Propane. Time to grill? Propane. You can put charcoal in your grill and still use propane if you want that charcoal taste. The fire just goes around the blocks.
>>153439763Not sure what being a landowner had to do with the taste of food but sure.
>>153439797Absolutely everything. That's why you are on /co/ not /ck/.
>>153439858/ck/ is the only other board I visit.
>>153433761Do Americans do steak tastings? Do they bring fancy steak cuts to potlucks instead of cheeses? Can I sample a cut before ordering a full steak? Can I go to a restaurant and order a flight of ribeyes?
>>153422067We all collectively agree Hank's sexual fantasy is cooking a woman right?
>>153440300God I wish that was Connie.
>>153440300Hank Hill going full-Hannibal is an amusing thought.>A twig boy once tried to put a bumper sticker on my truck. I ate his ribs, with a baked potato, and a nice cold Alamo... I tell you what.
>>153440260>Can I go to a restaurant and order a flight of ribeyes?Excuse me, sir, it's called a smörgåsstek, and it's culturally elegant.
>>153439763>not cooking your steak with nuclearThe Americium-241 sample in a standard ionization smoke alarm is 1 uCi (microcurie), about 37,000 decays per second, each an alpha particle with an energy of about 5.48 MeV, or about 32.5 nW. Optimal power for grilling a steak is about 1.5 kW, so all you need is about 46,000 Ci of Americium-241 (about 14% of the world's entire synthesized supply) to create a radioisotope thermoelectric grill or RTG.That's cooking your steak the way God intended... through clean-burning nuclear decay.
Love me some /cock/
>>153424213What a soiboy take, no wonder your gf cheats on you
>>153442128That's one STRONG cooler if it can handle all of Joe Jack...
I cook my steaks in a George Foreman grill. Brush a little bit of smoked beef tallow that I've rendered from brisket trimmings onto the grates and cook and sear the steak for about a minute or two, flip, then cook for another minute. Depending on the thickness and time, you can get pretty good medium/med-rare with decent crust and pretty grill marks. Since it cooks on both sides at the same time, it will take less than 5 minutes to cook.
>>153443725>Novelty grill
i rather kerosene
>>153445110no you don't
>>153439763Damn Hank, you must REALLY be after that bonus if you're advertising propane on 4CHAN This is all very insightful though, thankyou
>>153433787>country A is le best>country B is le bestAt least one of these statements has to be wrong.
>>153422067>We all collectively agree charcoal tastes better right?Charcoal has its own taste. Just as mesquite does. I wouldn't want to exclusively cook with either for that reason, because each one doesn't go with EVERYTHING.Sometimes I prefer not having that flavor on things. Sometimes all I want it smoke/wood flavor which is best done with a smoker.
>>153447225No. You are just a globalist fag
>>153447488Ok.
>>153447225Both statements are wrong because "best" is a subjective measurement.
BOGGLE
Really big cardboard
>>153440300>not wanting a beautiful woman wrapped in twine, the skin crisping under a steady heat, drippings like sweat rolling down her skin, the smell of delicious meat wafting your nose, being it's a fantasy a satisfied look on her browned face with either a suckling apple in there or a spike as she slowly spins over open flames, soft moans in the crackling heat, before you take her off and slowly strip down chunk after juicy chunk of fine cuts from a woman, peeling off all the silverskins and inedible tissues to get to the tasty meat within>all the while she's moaning like your digging at a hundred new axe wounds as you strip the delicious flesh from the bone, digging into legs, pussy, tummy, ribs and breasts, squeezing and popping out the heart still beating in your hand, chopping off her head that still weakly suckles you as you fuck the face and strip the rest of her and everyone gets a deliicous meal and there's nothing left of the tasty bitch and you nut in her head and let her slide off your cock into the cutting board to strip off the last meats for snacking and stewing what's left, leaving only well-picked bones you've nutted all overIt's like you people don't even have fine tastes>t Texan
>>153449147Also inb4 'that's not how bodies work' YEAH NO SHIT
