>Hey /co/! Did you hear about that magic baby that was born in Bethlehem?
>>153422813No, what about that magic baby that was born in Bethlehem?
>>153422813Family Guy jokes about Christianity always seems to operate under the assumption that people during the times that Jesus was alive didn't practice any religions until Christianity popped into existence. Its weird.
>>153422813So we're all in agreement middle guy would've easily killed the other two if it was 1v1 right?
>>153423626He literally killed both of them on his own, he stops easily
>>153422813It's funny because that's just a story people made up to make their executed cult leader seem more special 60 years after he died and thus nobody actually heard of it when it allegedly happened.
>>153426395Maybe they should have copped to that while they were being tortured to death.
>>153423572Because this is what Christians believe. That there was no such thing as worshiping a deity anywhere in the world until Jesus invented it.
>>153426663>>153426395Why are atheists even more ignorant of history than the Christians they disdain more?
>>153426663Aside from the jews
>>153426663And this is what fat sweaty fedorafags believe.
>>153426663This is one of the most ignorant statements I have ever read
>>153426856You should read the Bible. Fucking zing. Eviscerated. Jesus crucified again.
>>153422813>oh yea you mean that one moses and the prophets wrote about? The one david wrote psalms about? The one we are eagerly awaiting as the entire sum total point of our sacred writings? That one?
>>153427019 I don't think Judaism believes that the prophet is supposed to be the Son of God and super magical. In fact I think that's in one of their books saying that's how we say Jesus was not the prophet told in there holy book and your religion is wrong to Christianity.
>>153426693History? The gospels aren't "history", pretty much any critical scholar will tell you they qualify as literature. Literature that may be rooted in something that happened but in the "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter" kinda way. The only "historical" account of Jesus is from Tacitus who only mentions him because Christians were still obscure enough to warrant explanation, and all he says is that they're a bunch of madmen worshipping a criminal... And it's still at least 70 years late.
>>153426663You don't deserve human rights.
>>153427355LOL
