>this made boomers shit and cum themselves
>>153424478Still does.You owe me new pants.
>>153424478>>153425543But seriously, I know it sounds goofy, but she IS hot to me.
>>153425559I miss her 80s cartoon personalityditzy girls with hearts of gold are getting more rare in media these days, cause muh misogyny or somethingbut male characters can have all the dipshits with big hearts they want.
>>153425672Sorry, women having personalities, feminie traits, or worse yet feminity is a sin. You will take your aged boss bitches, quirk chungus girl failures, and 3/10 lesbians and like it.
>>153425733>quirk chungusI might be in the minority here, but I actually don't mind the quirk chunguses (chungusi? What's the plural here?). Not as a love interest, usually, but they're good for a laugh.
>>153425887The I love Lucy/Carol Burnett style female jester is great..But quirk chungus is that without the actual charm or self awareness. Their fun side characters, because they work when they are unfettered by the plot, but not necessarily good leads.
>>153426032No, no, I get that, and I get that others are correct not to like them, but I like them despite that. I don't know why I'm like that. Sorry.
>>153425733>>153425887What would be an example of a quirky chungus in modern /co/ media? (or even old)Not asking as a gotcha or anything, it's just to help me understand this type of character.
>>153426476Don't worry about it. You dont have to feel sorry for it. >>153426595Jester from mighty nein, fionna from rule 63 adventure time, Lola bunny from the sub mid recent looney tunes show. Entertaining in their own way, but too much "sport - penguin of doom", creepy feminists gate keeping female rep and loser foids infesting everything to letthem breathe and stand on their own.
HEY PAPA SMURF CAN I LICK YOUR ASS?
>>153424478Let's be real; she's the reason anyone even THINKS about The Smurfs in this day and age. All attempts to try and cash in on the franchise by "modernizing it" for newer generations have failed abysmally.
>>153426891YEAH LICK MY ASS BITCH
>>153424478Cute, styled toon with that wonderful French/Belgian art touch. What is not to love?
>>153424478>this made Smurfs smurf and smurf themsmurfs
>>153424478No it didn't.You're just deranged and too far warped in your head that you think everyone is a freak like yourself.
>>153428627Or he's regurgitating a meme, you armchair psychiatrist.
>>153426796Ah I see... I don't really hate them, unless it becomes too excessive and annoying. They're much better than girlbosses, that's for sure. But they can be fun, IMO.
>>153424478Holy SMURF
>>153424478>Smurf-sized camera How in the Smurf does THAT work??
>>153430366Nanosmurfs, son. Nanosmurfs.
more /v/ threads
>>153430557Huh? Isn't Smurfs a comic strip?
>>153431540And a cartoon, and several animated movies, yes. Not sure why anon is mentioning /v/, but yes, there are also video games.
>>153424478tight blue pussyyyy
>>153434428This guy knows what's up!
>>153424478Decades later she still smurfs my smurf.
>>153436950Holy SMURF, you too???
>>153438004*gasp*This is a BLUE board, anon!
>>153424478If this shit came out today half this board would be calling it feminist propaganda given the lack of tits.
>>153438335heheh i get it
>>153424478>>153438004Adding Smurfette to the list of female toons that normies will go, "Okay HEAR ME OUT," when in actuality they want their friends to reply, "What you talkin' bout? She's smoking hot!"
>>153424478Peyo hated this bitch for some reason
>>153424478Does the mini-carpet match the mini-drapes?
>>153440594...But she IS smoking hot.
>>153440624Peyo just hated bitches. He was a noted misogynist.
>>153441916She's a three apple tall blueberry skinned strawberry blonde, and it doesn't get much more strawberry blonde than the toppings on her blueberry pie.
>>153438335Smurf threadSmurf boardSmurf siteSmurf netSmurf world
>>153440624Why did he hate that of what he created?
>>153442750Belgians are just like that.
>>153440594>>153442089*Smurfing hot
>>153443619Yeah, they tend to waffle on about those sort of things.
I smurf you guys <3
>POOPER>POOPER SCOOPER
>Oh! I feel so lonely. If ONLY there was another Smurf that is as beautiful as me! Then I would have some smurf to smurf to. >Maybe you anons can help me.
>>153438004Holy shit. I was not prepared for Topless Hula Smurfette.
>>153424478>Smurfette's feetOh man I'm gonna smurf
>>153446186Wait... Isn't this the plot to how we ended up with Sassette?
https://youtu.be/CNm9M7JDlq4?si=m4WVkiYN13f6dYBw
>>153447405I was just about to say. Give Sassette a few of years and she'll be hotter than Smurfette.Inb4 "she already is", you degenerates.
>>153438004
people forget she's a grown adult woman. people will be all no she's... shhh she is an adult and saying otherwise is bullshit and telling her her reality is invalid because you said so. oh... ok tyrant
>>153448086>grown adult womanYou sure about that? She's a magical golem, created by a wizard and born fully formed, like maybe YESTERDAY (and then given an arcane makeover by Papa Smurf).
>>153442105is that why his wife sold the rights to make those shitty hollywood movies?
>>153452461Could be many reasons. Most likely? She just likes money. But, she married him, she had to have been somewhat aware if his misogyny, I assume.
Does anyone have the link to the recorded fanfic of them picking smurfberries and meaty smurf asking brainy smurf if he wanted to smurf Smurfette in her smurfy ass?
>>153456004The only fanfic I know is that ancient 'Smucking Day' one where they all gangbang Smurfette. That and (shudder)... all the weird shit from BlueBuddies.com.
>>153447981Ooooh, I can see the splendid shape!!Me pajié.
>>153438004Why does it have a belly button?Creatures that come from eggs have no such thing.>>153438335Good one.
>>153456807She was molded from clay by Gargamel. He could have added any weird anatomy he wanted.
>>153456910(and further, when Papa Smurf cast a spell to 'fix' her, he could have made his own changes, too, like how he made her a blonde.)
>>153424478This was fine shyt a century ago
Of course
Baby Snickers
>>153456807>Creatures that come from eggs have no such thing.They don't come from eggs. But they're not placental, either. In the comics Smurfs are "born" from the morning dew on Smurfberry bushes after a blue moon.In the cartoon, Smurfs are delivered to Smurf village by the stork during a blue moon.In another continuity or alternate "birth" origin, Smurflings simply come from Smurfling Island. In no story do they come from eggs and the only "birth" we've seen is Baby Smurf and Smurfette, if you wanna call her creation that. The other smurflings (except Sassette) were magically de-aged adults. All that said, there's not really much canon with Smurfs lore. For example, Smurfette was made by Gargamel and was the first female Smurf but then Nanny Smurf is introduced years later in season 8 of the cartoon and her absence before then is explained as her being trapped in what is essentially Castlevania meaning she has a preexistence from before Smurfette was created making her the first female Smurf but this whoopsie is never acknowledge in media.
>>153428245I liked the first full cgi movie, despite all the push to focus on Smurfette and the female OCs. Had some cool moments between the classic guys, Gargamel was well written.
>>153442105>>153440624Look man he was just realistic ok
>>153457734
>>153424478The only time she was hot was when someone drew her as a cat.
>>153458651DJ Smurf
>>153457062do NOT
>>153447426gargameld literally created smurfet to fuck with the smurfs by introducing a female smerf. They are fungi.
>>153456807
>>153460641>Fungi You mean like WH40k Orks?
>>153425672the main problem with this is that every single show where the cast was entirely male and one female, that was always the default personality the female would have. being a girl isn't a personality.
Man, I haven't seen a Smurf thread since that one storytime dump where they turned Smurfette trans.
>>153461590In this case, it is. Just so happens that her personality is a common girl stereotype.
>>153462198Oh yeah. That was kinda hot.
>>153456786Theres more.
>>153425559>I know it sounds goofy, but she IS hot to meTrust me, you are not alone, shes just so adorable .
>>153462527what the smurf we can clearly smurf her smurf in that first smurf
>>153462558Those whacky Belgians, go read the comic online, their a real hoot.
