Watch Murder Drones
>>153430435Okay, but who the fuck are you to tell me that?
Nega Drones
>>153430625And suddenly, it's Sailor Moon
>>153430435SHUT UP NAMEFAG. I'm watching Murder Drones because I WANT to.
>>153429149>>153429242I really don't understand posts like these in TADC threads. Are audiences in 2026 so fucking brainrotted that they can't even pay enough attention to understand what's happening in a show that simply uses showing and not telling everything straight to their face with exposition and a meta-narrator?
>>153430727The honest answer is that a lot of TADC fans really just lack an attention span, basic media literacy and generally only care for character therapy sessions & shipping.
>>153430727Take nothing that's been posted there seriously. They're still in the throes of major shitposting shenanigans, along with successfully getting a poster there to show tits and pussy.
>>153430763>along with successfully getting a poster there to show tits and pussy.QRD? For research purposes of course
>>153430727I don't dislike TADC really, but a bunch of the fans are SUPREMELY retarded and are incapable of understanding basic shit or putting things together
>>153430435>Wearing anything on her lower torsoThis is not biblically accurate.
>>153430795>V pussy flashes you>there's not even a pussy there>it's somehow even hotter>?????How does she do it?
>>153430803Our simple mind fills in the blanks… or should I say, creative minds?
>>153430779Happened a few threads back over the weekend. Amidst all the 'nega' shitposting brought on by Michael Kovacs's flub, a Gangle RPer wound up getting coaxed into posting timestamped pics of herself via catbox links in the threads. Some of those pics include bare breasts and pussy.
>>153430727That's a cause for concern - I'm quite stupid and make a lot of stupid mistakes, but all it took for me to understand the story and world of MD were just repeated viewings of episodes. No wiki, no other explainers. In other words, if someone finds themselves confused by Murder Drones, they might as well apply for mental disability benefits.
It's kinda mid, but has fuckable characters.
>>153430435Might finally finish it soon.
Why is the male drone the most fuckable one? I'm not even gay.
>>153431037You sound pretty gay to me, chief.
>>153431055Is it weird that I find V's near-constantly naked ass less sexy than the one J carries underneath her uniform?
>>153431081No, not at all. Clothing can be much more attractive compared to just full-frontal.
>>153430978The writing is fine overall with some cringe in the pilot, fuck off with your exaggerated reddit meme you saved from the last thread
I just got through the first season.Didn't bother to watch tonight because I got sloshed.I'm sober now. But, I am having to go to bed soon.
>>153431161It's a single season show anon
>>153431037That’s just how it be
>>153431161Aw, fuck... I thought there was more. I could have been chillin here for a minute. FUCKWell, better late than never.
>>153431037N already looks like a girl with that hair, that figure, and that coat giving him the appearance of wearing a skirt.He is a cutie patootie
>>153431104It's messy.The initial plot gets abandoned pretty early and the whole thing goes from girl meets what is in essence vampire boy to the girl being this Raven like demon witch.From something like Attack on Titan to... Chrono Trigger? It's only thing I can think of where there's an underground super powerful entity that's going to destroy the world.Plus, this also sort of time travel in it.
>>153431037
>>153431104>>153431233Plus, led by a team of sexy teens.I'm guessing that's what they are. That or young adults.Whatever.Bite me.
>>153431176NTA, but I prefer to split episode viewing across a few weeks at least and let it soak in.
>>153431244Single word, N.
>>153431233>The initial plot gets abandoned pretty early and the whole thing goes from girl meets what is in essence vampire boy to the girl being this Raven like demon witch.No it doesn't. The wider plot about the Absolute Solver, the eldritch bullshittery, the true purpose of the Disassembly Drones were ALWAYS the true plot. The setup of the pilot is just a red herring, what the Uzi / the Worker Drones think the case is at the beginning. The pilot even shows clues like the Absolute Solver symbol showing up in multiple occassions, Cyn and Absolute Solver showing up in N's death reboot screen, etc. Nothing is "abandoned". >>153431233>From something like Attack on Titan to... Chrono Trigger? It's only thing I can think of where there's an underground super powerful entity that's going to destroy the world.>Plus, this also sort of time travel in it.This is nonsense. Uzi goes into N and V's combined memory-scape to free their memories, and stop the Absolute Solver from lobotomizing them. At the end of Episode 5 you can see Uzi (whether she knows it or not) become the Solver Host administrator of N and V instead of Cyn on their screens when they wake up.
>>153431192One day, Liam will return with more ideas. For now, try Internecion Cube of Cliffside.
>>153431276>NTA, but I prefer to split episode viewing across a few weeks at least and let it soak inThat's the best way to experience MD, back when the show was releasing an episode every couple months so you could take in the latest episode and put things togetherThe discussion was nice
>>153431296Truth be told, I'm not really much of a fan of his work.But, this got as popular as it did, so I got curious enough to finally watch it.
>>153431233>It's messyIt's only 8 episodes so it's quite fast paced. It's not by any means perfect but it's honestly fine. >The initial plot gets abandoned pretty earlyIt literally doesn't. Look closer at the pilot like >>153431293 said and you'll realise there's a lot that you didn't notice. Stuff very early on in the show is directly related to things way later on, the series pretty obviously shows things to you for a reason and you have to connect the dots. It's mystery shit, anon.
>>153431233look at this poster, he doesn't know!
>>153431323>>153431335Aaaw, I had a feeling I had to watch it more than once.
>>153431340You'll notice a lot of things you failed to catch on an initial viewing when you rewatch Murder Drones to be fair
>>153431340Watching it second or third time is even better because you will notice lots of foreshadowing you missed on the first watch.
>>153431037He has fingers so he can finger you.No drone has anything to replace a pussy.
>>153431244CUP.
>>153431531Fapcup.
>>153431244Uh, N you have to use ONE word to describe Uzi. >...Nigger.
>>153431721Yikes, not a good look for Michael Kovach right now! He needs to hide his power level better.
Doll is best drone.That is all.
>>153430925and i gooned to those pictures, too!
>>153430925>>153431941Can a nega borrow a link?
>>153430435What happened to her arms?
>>153431531Cups are meant to be filled
>>153432431Lewdzi.
>>153430736Actually the majority of them are children. Which I hate
>>153432779I remember Goose expressing hope that further TADC episodes would eventually leave only the target audience still watching the show. I didn't understand it at first (why would any showrunner want their creation be enjoyed by far less people?), but each new shitstorm just keeps proving Gooseworx right.
Blaming children is a red herring and doesn't get to the roots of why the TADC fandom is awful (or why the internet is like this in general). When I was twelve back in 2016, I didn't act like this at all. The correct angle on this is blaming the Woke. They're the ones that are trying to destroy anything and everything nice in this world. It's always been them.
>>153432074Nega, are you gonna give it back?
>>153431037Easy solution, just weld a pussy into him.
>>153430435This is false advertising!THIS is how they actually look like!
>>153432985That doesn't explain why TADC fandom doesn't want to practice self-policing. Dronefags at least try to warn each other not to lash out at Circusfags over Glitch's faults, as they are aware this just makes the fandom look bad. Meanwhile, whenever some TADC fans have yet another public meltdown, the rest of them always go >Sure, this sucks, but only some of us are like this, which means you can't judge us no matter how bad things get
>Starts selling miniature figurines of stuff that wasn’t in the show>Don’t show one thats super sekrit rare buy it and be lucky to get it Isnt that illegal>Its probably N or V in their camp outfitHow many of you actually buy these things
>>153433755You mean those Pendantz? Camping N is among common options.And yeah - gacha shit like this is basically gambling.
>>153433930No I dont mean the "get lucky part with these odds" but the one of not showing the item, they have to show the "secret" toy thats the illegal part if I remember part of the "The consumer must know what it can get" kind
>>153433755I don't but this V is adorable. I would love to have her and the Gaslight District J.>>153433930>>153433996Toy blind boxes are technically not gambling because of pedantic reasons. The company charges the same price for all variants, meaning you don't win or lose. Contents have a high or low value only in the aftermarket that the company isn't responsible for.
>>153434154That analysis is probably wrong. Otherwise I could operate a gachapon machine that occasionally dispenses solid gold bars.Presumably, there is some limitation beyons what you described.
>>153430435>>153430795>>153430896>>153431103>>153433385 (right)Built for biker men.
>>153434154That would make sense if the toys had an even chance meaning that they wouldnt be rare or unique, but common. But thats not the case.
>>153430435>Fun Morning Canon Fact: as part of the same grieving that sees her Weekend at Bernie's-ing her bestie's mangled corpse around with her everywhere, Lizzy started watching basketball "with" Doll, from regretting tuning her out whenever she got into the weeds on it.
>>153434681Fun Morning Canon Fact: Doll invites Liberty Man into reading the nastiest manifestos she can find.
Even greasy mechanic Tessa is a cutie.
>>153434830greasy hands on spanish man body
>>153434830Tessa is a cutie in general. Being a greasy mechanic is like extra icing on the cake.
>>153432431Yes. This is how female worker drones should be. Naked, and on their knees for DD cock.
>>153434260Maybe. I'm not a lawyer so I don't know for sure. I guess it could fall under laws against money laundering or fraudulent prizes. Bionicle had masks made from gold and platinum randomly included in the canisters once upon a time.Man my ass still hurts over the golden LoSS mask thing.>a gachapon machine that occasionally dispenses solid gold barsThe gypsies would load it in their technical at night and drive away like they do with ATMs.
>>153434880Drones are built for humans, actually
>>153431037>I'm not even gay.Sure you aren't.
>>153434916Ok, you got me there.
>>153434880>>153434927>You wake up one day to find Emily between your parted legs, sucking your cock>"Emily?! What are you doing! You are supposed to be a christian girl.">Emily smiles playfully>"You were made in God's image so I am worshipping your cock.">The horny drone runs her tongue from the base of your hard cock to the tip>Once she reaches it, she puts her lips around it and starts sucking and slobbering again>*Gluh gluh gluh gluh gluh!*
>>153434880>naked, and on their kneesYes!>for DD cockWow! Do new anons even know who Emily is at this point? Total larp!
>>153433411Well that's because most of the fans are woke morons and anyone that dissents and says that it's not a big deal, get's cool-niggered to death. Really though, this could've all been avoided if Glitch or even just Gooseworx didn't cater to a woke audience.
>New Murder Drones thread>Look inside>Mostly TADC postingWhy are you faggots posting here when you've already got multiple threads in the catalog all to yourself?
>>153435685What can we do about this?
>>153435685To be fair, this began when early in the thread someone linked to anons in TADC thread not being able to understand MD's story. And, since Michael Kovach is the voice behind MD's flagship character, this whole 'so long, nega!' drama found its way to this community quite organically.
>>153435895Post drones?
>>153435895Not talking the bait, for starters.>>153435105But what if I want to make Emily feel good?
>>153435974SHEEEEIT
>>153435895Post offmodel Mel with big thighs and ass.
>>153435990I can do that but not today.
>>153430435Edited it so she has a more on-model waist.
>>153436153it’s too bikerpilled
>>153435984yes cuz drone threads totally never had a problem with bait before the circusposting started
>>153436003Oh. Okay.
>>153435895Ignore the tribefagging parasites and use the three dots on the corner of each post as necessary to keep our thread clean.
>>153436379I should FUCK Zack Thompson*
>>153436425Idk who that is.>>153436384How does Tessa give blowjobs with that helmet on?
>>153436500that’s not tessa, otherwise you would sense the attracting signal
>>153434916ernest khamilov said this
>>153436384Except you just shit everywhere just now so it's moot.
>>153436990NTA but I really, really hate the mental image you gave me.
>>153437159That's on you and your overactive imagination, anon.
Do you think there is a way to get Tessa back into her body? Do you think cyn could make a new body for her? I dont want her to go to the great beyond just yet
>>153437249Tessa's dead for all intents and purposes.Also kys tripfag.
>>153437216>Tessa getting diarrhea and filling her airtight suit with her own liquid shit then having to pretend everything is normal so others won't notice
It was fun while it lasted.
>>153437249If Uzi can find her in her mind palace (or potentially the cursed VHS tape she might be getting around via now), and Tessa isn't a spiteful husk of her former self after twenty to fifty years of spiritual torture by Vore GLaDOS, AND (and this is the biggest if) Uzi can conjure up even a smidgen of empathy for someone who's both a human AND a normalfag (in all likelihood, Tessa's weird hobbies and maliciously emotionally neglectful upbringing would be more than cancelled out in Uzi's eyes by her being from a very rich family, of humans no less), she could give Tessa access to her hard light-capable hologram projector Solverpede eyes.
>>153437374>spoilerTalk about a shitpost!
>>153437389Said Tessa as she dismounted you. Then she took the time to call an ambulance for your fractured pelvis and left.
>>153437436>t. man who spent 25 years as a fetus and transferred his mind over to his friend's body
>>153430435robots aren't soft
>>153437610dronefags don't care
>>153437610Necessarily?
>>153430435I WANT HER TO SIT ON ME
>>153434927>>153435105Emily wrote this. She posts on DroneChan.org.
>>153435685>mostlyStop being so dramatic you retard, people are talking about Murder Drones, there was like a couple posts talking about TADC not having the attention span for MD.
>>153437734>t. man who got a brain scan and woke up in an underwater facility 100 years into the future.
>>153437734Based.
>>153434880this is a rebeccapost not an emilypost
>>153437389I said, as my Cyn Tulpa fades away in the morning.
>>153438345Rebecca doesn't care about the specific type of cock.
https://youtube.com/shorts/FDakJ_nLj3c?si=-j_REjP8JKYDSqwuRejoice more content
>>153438744I want to bash the statues together and make loud kissing noises.
>>153438744The promotional material is NOT CANON
>>153438744>I was trying to be inclusive Went about as well as trying to apologize to twitter mob.
>>153438789Keep crying threadcop
>>153438804You know, I'm sure there was an advantage in building a gay robot, but for the life of me, I don't see it.
>>153438804At least he's not a hateful person...What are you doing with that chair, N?You want me do WHAT???
>>153438926>N beats anon to death with a steel chair
>>153438939He got very sensitive since I made that N-word joke, can't say I didn't saw it coming.
>>153437734>>153438244>>153438744Doll even has the best statue. I want it.>>153438774Don't! You'll scratch the paint!
>>153438858I understood that reference.
>>153435330>Tolerant leftist audience>"He said something kinda like the light version that we were told is a no-no word! Kill him! Kill his coworkers!">Chud nazi audience>"Lol the creators called us dumb manchildren in a funny way. All hail Space King!"
>>153436379Fuck it.>Anon is always kind to Cyn>Cyn wants to be kind to anon>Cyn is unsure of how, but a voice inside of her is giving her some ideas.>After some extensive research (consisting of watching the occasional manor guests from the shadows), Cyn decides to make her move>Late one night, she slips into anon's room>Seeing anon sleeping peacefully on their back, Cyn slowly creeps atop the bed before moving to straddle anon's waist.>She sits motionless on anon, waiting for something to happen>She remembers what she saw but still feels like something is missing.>The voice speaks to her again. Something about a kiss.>She recalls seeing the guests occasionally leaning in to press to each other>Using her arms as support, she leans in towards anon's face, >With a gentle touch, she presses her faceplate to anon's lips and waits for some kind of reaction>Anon does nothing but lie there still asleep, causing her to wonder if she's doing this right>She leans in again, this time pressing with more force>The sensation of multiple blows to the head is enough to stir anon from his sleep>As his blurred vision refocuses, the sight of this drone straddling him causes him to flinch>Her visor shifting into an awkward gaze, Cyn's voice breaks the silence.>"Anon has been kind to Us. More kind than aNyonE else.">As she continues, what appears to be a blushing expression begins to form on her visor.>"We...I want to bE kinD to AnON. BLUSH. To SHow ANon...">A sudden crack of static, and her voice rings out crystal clear.>"To show anon how much they mean to me.">It's clear to even a blind person what she's getting at>Sitting up, Anon caresses Cyn's cheek with his hand. >Maybe it might be too soon for her to go this fast so suddenly. With calm reassurance, anon persuades Cyn to start with something simpler.>With a gentle touch, Anon leans in to give a proper kiss>She leans forward in reciprocation, losing herself in this new feeling.
>>153430795Ok fine
>>153440070I eat Taco
>>153440647I would shit myself if I woke up at night and saw this in my room.
>>153440070We call this zone..No Man's Land..
>Guys, people keep calling me a "NEGA">WHAT'S A NEGA?!
>Decide to check rule34.xxx at random>Murder Drones porn in the first pageI can't quit you, I can't escape you.
>Fun Evening Canon/OC Fact: After Uzi recalled the disassembly drones to Outpost 3 so she could keep an infinite number of Nth dimensional eyes on them, word eventually got out that the genocide robots were all in Outpost 3 and were now under the command of Khan Doorman's autistic goblin freak daughter. The initial wave of mortal fear for the place's people never quite went away.>By the Post-Good Ending period, Outpost 3's residents are tired of being asked "How'd you escape?" and "Blink twice if you're being held against your will...!" and other, only mostly-joking things in that vein by people not from there. It got old very quickly.
>>153433385vitty!
>>153431037He's the most submissive and the only drone who gets embarrassed when others see him bottomless or molest him.
What if female drones had tits?
>>153442217They're better without them.
>>153442217MD would be worse for it.
>>153442217They do.
>>153442326>>153442376But then the drones are just mechanical lolis. With their flat chests, heights of around 4.5 feet, and their mentality.
>>153442427/10Anon plz.All women are children mentally, synthetic or biological.Their tiny frames are just a bonus.
>>153442427Even male drones are mechanical lolis? Or are they mechanical shotas?
>>153442427They're not, because Worker Drone Nori s clearly a horny cougar / hag drone.
>>153440942GET BACK HERE ANON
>>153440942>>153442756YOU CAN'T ESCAPE MEI'LL CHASE YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH
>>153443672Is that a maid Emily nugget?
>>153443758apparently
>"Beretta, this is good news. We can finally doodoo. We can be bees. This isn't your world, but we can be bees. This is good news. You can be a bee. You'll live like a bee, a pet."
>>153443994Fuck off Plussie.
>>153443994A pet???!!!
>>153440942Will there ever be a time when N has more porn than V? It's always a 1-2% difference in V's favour.
>>153444044>"A pet. Beretta, this is good news. You'll live for thirty years."
>>153444043>t. /co/ck gobbler
>>153430435I tried but the show's humour is ass and I'm not really invested in the plot, the character's are fine but their writing is ass
>>153444675Did someone say "ass"?
>>153444675I wouldn't go so far as to call it ass, but yes, MD is frustratingly close to true greatness.
>>153444675You talk a lot about ass. Would you like to confess your sins?
>>153444782I'd say it's pretty good. Kino, even. Just not flawless obviously.
>>153444733
>>153430435I don't watch mainstream slop shit so no.
>>153444808
>>153444822It's not either of those things but I think you knew that.
are NBros okay with the fact their heckin based pupperino is a laughing stock and milking cow for glitch
>>153444822do you just say words without knowing what they mean anon
>>153445070Find a better hobby Jordan.
>>153444822If it is so mainstream, why isn't there a Murder Drones Sprunki GYATT music video by BenjixScarlett?
>!god i wanna fuck v so bad!<
>>153436384Made for thigh sex
>>153444733>Rail-thin twink >Let's give him a fat ass and thunder thighs!Why
Drones would had loved transformer Pretender shells. They would be able to larp as humans and blend in.
>>153446546>and blend inBut there are no humans in their time. They would stick out like a sore thumb instead.
>>153446816My beautiful racially realistic boy!
Cup.
>>153446942What is this from? Roblox?
>>153430435What a slob.
>>153445070Yes! We all support our little cuck boy.
haha! i'm gonna post another green muscular man to EAI the new vicious. anoneyyeahh, ah