if Batman and Robin were real would Bruce Wayne be treated like Michael Jackson? What excuse is there these days for a multibillionaire to adopt buys and simultanaeuosly be a reclusive?
>>153431383>find young boy>force him to train and be /fit/ if he isnt already>make him a skin tight costume that shows off his bare thighs and exposed legs up to the edges of his buttocks>go fight crime so he gets all sweaty and hot>?????>profit
>>153431383Probably not, if you look at how it went with Pitt and Jolie the worst of it would just be opinion pieces on whether Bruce is a poor example despite good intentions and Dick and Tim would gladly go on record to clear up how any misconduct with strangers isn't how he is at home.
>>153431976It would be fucking over the second people start wondering what happend to Jason. And as a single man there is already a shit load of scrutiny if you adopt a boy even more scrutiny than if you were a gay couple adopting a boy. If Bruce is doing his goofy aloof playboy thing its just not going to be a good look.
>>153432161Jason's absence and return is a problem, but that's more from nonchalant writing than the fraternity of mini-mes thing.Bruce's performative idiocy would do no more harm than any of the other wealthy retards our world tolerates anyhow.
Unironically the way they do it in Caped Crusader is the way to go. Bruce funds an orphanage that's headed by Leslie Thompson and he frequently takes the kids out. The kids include all his sidekicks. Caped Crusader did all at once but obviously someone like Carrie or Terry would come later (if Bruce is alive enough to adopt at that point). I guess at that point it would be literally Neverland Ranch but its not too far from what actually happens in the comics. Bruce has someone watching kids and even attempts to drop Jason off at the orphanage but Jason kept running
>>153432791By the way who are those two kids on the right? I guess I've fallen out but the last two sidekicks I remember are Bluebird and her tranny brother. But Bluebird wasn't black
>>153431383Batfreak
>>153432287You could always just say Rehab (Lazarus Put) and/or overseas boarding school (League of Assassins)
>>153432161>It would be fucking over the second people start wondering what happend to JasonDo you even read comics? Jason is very publicly dead. Had a funeral and death records and everything. Him dying in Africa is suspicious circumstances but he did so next to his mother(something adaptations forget) who was involved in illegal affairs so her getting her son killed isn't a stretch. There's countless celebrities out there with adopted kids or predeceased kids that no one cares about. they're in the news cycle for a day, with a death that's very likely covered up because it's drugs or suicide, and the real reports don't come out until much later. They go on with their lives doing movies or appearances and the dead kid is never mentioned again. Bruce is a public figure, but not to the extent of an actor or musician. Most people would know him as a CEO who survived the murder of his parents.Not so much his day to day life. The other kids mostly keep clean and aren't much on public record. You don't know the kids of the CEO of Shell Oil or Lenovo, do you? Do you even know the CEOs?
