The Strongest meet again.
>>153435563Caliborn vs Superboy Prime or Gwenpool would be pretty funny I'm just saying
>>153435650
>>153435563Superman and Thor are tied with losses against Godzilla. The weird thing is, Superman, despite promising Lois he'd marry her after he dealt with the titan invasion of their world, went to Godzilla's universe, turned Kaiju size, and decided to STAY there?
>>153435721he was that grief striken by atom smasher's death he chose to stay and keep an eye on godzilla
>>153435563Simon would clap both of them at the same time.
>>153435773Try that with Hal first.
>>153435826'Sup Zero?
So is this the thread for people that don't care about the bickering of building-tier beasts
>>153435839What do you mean? We bicker about Hulk, Superman, Goku and Thor constantly.
>>153435856I mean, without those building level canonical fags for whom all discourse is about sodomy, cuckoldry and sissification
>>153435897Yup haven't seen a single dragon ball post itt yet
>>153435838'Sup(er) Sentai
>JOBmanbase Godzilla victim according to SRW
>>153436035shit meant Simon but both are base Godzilla victims so nothing changes
>>153436046Actually, if we deactivate the one thing keeping the Ultramen from fighting longer than 3 minutes, Godzilla's fucked. Ultras constantly fight monsters that'd give Godzilla a hard time.
>>153436046Ultras fight Kaijus like it's a day-to-day job soooo
>>153436092Hell, Ace alone fights choju, which are vastly stronger and more destructive than regular kaiju.
>>153436073if it was a human with the spark eye Godzilla would have to try and win via durability but if it's just an Ultra alone without a host then yeah big G is getting turned into sushi. It depends on the scenario.
Bring me the Death Note.
>>153436318It also depends on which Godzilla and how willing you are to take in the absurd high ends.
The other thread is pure cancer, did anyone catch the preview for Gru vs Megamind? Did it look good?
>>153436396We got the G1 blog earlier. Didn't see the preview, though.
MINIONS CONFIRMED
https://x.com/i/status/2049186996531204320Sneak peak is here.
>>153436521Well, that's not bad. The Gru model is a bit rough, but as long as the fight isn't complete dogshit it'll probably pass Bakugou vs Reze in about a week or so.
>>153436035>>153436046Post SHITzilla not jobbing to to Aerial Rebuild
>>153436426but no singular minion :(
>>153436838They said he's included they just didn't show him in the preview
>not jobbing to to Aerial Rebuild
What the fuck is that other thread? Also, hopes for the next episode?
>>153437751The Gru model looks better.
>>153437751Green retard.
Could Superman beat the schizo composite Godzilla Hulk fought?
>>153437751Simon vs The Hulk
>>153438010Superman is apparently also a super genius, so probably.
>>153437751Cape matchup.
>>153435854astolfo lookin fat
Are they going to have to delay Aang vs Traveler now for the movie feats?
>>153438175lol? everyone has seen the movie already
Michonne vs Saekowho wins?
>>153438037Simon is smarter.
>>153438206Unless the episode was already not anytime soon they'd have to reevaluate the results and edit Aang's analysis
Jetstream Sam vs Samurai Jack who wins? Can Jack show Sam a good time?
>>153436521Gru looks a little wonky but MM looks good
>>153438253i guess that makes sense
>>153437751I think its going to be Luz VS Anne.
Buddha? Buddha could rape and gape Kratos, but he does not want to do so.
>>153437751Important to note that the thread supported by the green sissy jobbed
>D>Caine>Izanami>Gandalf>Aslan>Wizardry 101 Player CharacterFVARK. Superman, Goku, Thor, Hulk, Sonic, Simon and Ultraman had to RUN in anticipation of these boundless beasts, and only the weak sissy Reimu concubine bothered to show up to get RAPED and GAPED.
>>153438284Jack already cut through adamantium super assassin bots and has toony feats of strength and durability. Jack most likely takes it since I doubt the HF blade is cutting through the divine sword
>>153438284KINO KINO KINO KINOOO
>>153438302No but I think it's actually possible within Magic 101's lore.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMv21Q5IQPQ
Gru lost. And to the dehydration gun of all things.
>>153438319Buddha doesnt need to get involved. Weaktos is already too scared to fight the funny Monkey Man
>>153438349True. Kratos would lose to Buddha's pet Monkey King(who is also a Buddha, but not as strong as THE Buddha.)
I LOVE SHILLING LITERALLY WHO KID'S FRANCHISES IN VS DEBATES (this is an unironic statement)
>>153438349Monkey Man is already crying for help under Mount Tai.
>>153438337>vidPEAKEST of PEAK
>>153438322Reimu is a MIGHTY concubine, to be able to take a combined RAPING and GAPING from that many 1-A BEASTS.KINGtos the WEAK low 1-C fraud also fled from these halls in fear too
Cucky Makima.
>>153438373>Does a weak DB character solo a sub-moon level verse?Yes. Literally every single time. Yes.
Post HEROES too autistic to ever be cucked.
GOOOOOOOD afternoon, /dbg/! GOD here! I've just come here to let you know that I am that I am, YHWH (Yes, THE Yahweh) RAPING and GAPING your favourite false god and his demonic religion! I'm sorry, but it's the truth! GODWH really is that canonically powerful that I can SOLO ALL THEOLOGIES!! Don't like it? Well too bad, so sad! Like a decrepit, old broken idol! Keep coping, paganjeets! Those tears will be extra delicious once YHWH VS Composite Pagan theology releases and the winner is (Obviously) GOD!!!!!Of course, it wouldn't matter WHO they pit I am that I am up against since I'd SOLO them anyway!>Baal and his entire epithetsRAPED and GAPED>Marduk, Enki, Enlil, Ashur, Teshub, Kumarbi, TarhunRAPED and GAPED>Ra and his pantheonRAPED, PLAGUED, GAPED and ENSLAVED.>Odin and his GinnungagapHANGED, BANGED, and FLAMBÉD by my Axis Mundi!>Zeus, Poseidon, and HadesRAPED and GAPED on the Altar of Pergamon, and their gold PLUNDERED.>Ahura MazdaRAPED and GAPED.>Vishnu, Shiva, Indra or whoever the fuck the jeet "monotheistic" "god" is supposed to beRAPED and GAPED>Allah/HubalRAPED and GAPED>Aztec, Mayan and Incan PantheonsRAPED and GAPED. BLED, and FLED.>AmaterasuRAPED and GAPED.>Satan and his LegionsRAPED, GAPED, TRAPPED and BETRAYED. IN THE KEK REALM. ALONG WITH ALL THE FALLEN ANGELS!>BuddhaRAPED. AND. GAPED. INTO. NONEXISTENCE. ALONG WITH THE ENTIRE PAGAN THEOLOGY!!!>ChemoshErm let me get back to you on that...This is true!! It really is!! Here's my BOUNDLESS OMNISCIENT LIE DETECTOR's reaction! Let me just turn it on and...>*BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP* VLTRA MEGA TRVKE DETECTED!!! NOT A SINGLE STRING OF A LIE!!!Holy Spirit! The state of these KWABbaalahs! See? YHWH just wins! All day every day!!!
https://youtu.be/HfWqoW3Es8g?si=uzuKwbr2Zkhihi2K [Open]"I applaud you, Jesus Christ, you still couldn't even scratch me however. I've gone up against Reimu, Byakuren, and performed other BOUNDLESS feats of resurrection.">The entire cast of the bible look in shock as GODko unsheathes her sword, the cosmology it's shaking from the sheer POWER of the BOUNDLESS SAINT."Let me show you what true holiness looks like">HERGREATSAINTLINESSmi No ETERNALVIRTUEko's Danmaku begins to glow with a FRACTION of her spiritual might."My Way is Truly That of Heaven!">With that, DIVINEko charges forward with Infinite speed and shoots Jesus, OBLITERATING him along with everyone there with the explosive shockwave from said attack...>The entire Christian Theology is consumed by a blinding white light, and when it clears...there's nothing>Toyosatomimi no SAINTko floats in space as she looks at the magic jew"You are a prophet no longer...">With all his verse obliterated alongside his physical and spiritual from Jesus can only utter a single sentence before ceasing to exist"I never was...">Evaporating into nothingness Jesus is terminated Toyosatomimi no Miko Opens a Senkai and goes away, but before closing the portal she looks back"Sayonara, Son of God..."
>>153438364>Monkey tanks mountain>Weaktos does not have any mountain featsCurious...
>>153438373That bum has no answer to kyoka suigetsu.
>>153438434they have no answer to basic reiatsu stuff
Mr. Satan solos Baki
>Touhoufag beefing against Jesus Christ againFor what reason?
>>153438423>>153438358Monkey King lost to a mountain and cried like a little bitch for the villains to take pity on him and save him.Kratos is multiversal and had universal feats since GOW1. Go figure, Cucky Monkey gets onepunched.
>>153438458Jewish.
>>153438458they're 14 years old and their parents made them go to sunday school
>>153438410CANON!
>>153438458>>Touhoufag beefing against Jesus Christ againthose "touhoufags" glow desu
>>153438464>kratos has (fanfiction) and (more fanfiction)kek>WEAKtos low 1-C>SUN WUKONG HIGH 1-Cit is look BLEAK for kratos...
>>153438322>HUMBLEdalf the sub-goblin FRAUDKEKAROOOOOO
>>153438464If you read the story you'd know the buddha put a magic seal on the mountain before sun tried to break out of it
Gandalf vs Goblin Slayer
>>153438512>Anon can't comprehend HUMILITY
>>153438517Buddha's seal>>>>>>>>the entire god of war FRAUDology
>>153438434>>153438447Tri Beam.Done.
>>153438458They are looking for easy wins
>>153438526Could Goblin Slayer beat Green Goblin?
>>153438551>sub island level beam
>>153438562>could the guy who kills goblins kill the goblinDuh.
>>153438553>Looking for easy wins>Fights someone that effortlessly dogwalks the entire verseHuh?
>>153438529>7A but only when nobody's around to see it>hides from goblins and wolves>turned into a jobber so he wouldn't be evil>would be evil anyway the MOMENT he wears the one ringKWAB
>>153438573He's a green Goblin though
>>153438569Fuark! Even that solos all of Bleach?
>>153438551>TRI-BEAM HAH!>keeps using it until the Aizen in front of him is dead>Tien's face shows surprise when the Aizen he just killed was really just Momo>Aizen kills the Tien who is now exhaustedGG no RE
Why do the Minions sound more like Glep from Smiling Friends than Minions?
>>153438577Post Jesus destroying a mountain and moving at FTL speeds
>>153438551>0 damage knockback jobber beam that slowly kills the user every time it's used
>>153438585>Doesn't want to hurt the party>Doesn't want to hurt the party>Doesn't want to hurt the party>Everyone gets corrupted by the RingHUMBLEdalf the GUIDE
>tienpostingwe truly have fallen
>>153438594HEROHOPESAVIOR is stronger and he can resist Aizen's illusions. His third eye would also see through them as well.>b-butPower is greater than Haxs.
My hero wouldn't get corrupted by the Ring.
>>153438458Last time the Jesusfags were humiliated after hiding behind marvel, DC, Blue Archive, and the Egyptian gods.The actual question is: why would anyone bring their religion to a cuckold obsessed cesspool full of schizos and then get angry when one of said schizos starts badmouthing said religion?
>>153438625Boromir...
>>153438517>>153438532If you read the story you'd know this is an entirely different incident, when a random demon teleported Mount Tai on top of Monkey and it crushed his into a pancake.Monkey then spent months crying in pain so loud that the entire world got woken up by it and demanded the Mountain Spirits lift the mountain off of him.Kratos Scholars once again proving their self-proclaimed "opponents" are illiterate low iq frauds who haven't read their own shit.
>>153437751Rodimark would be cool to see now that Invincible season 4 has wrapped up
>>153438490KINGtos is 1-S and GAPES cucky monkey who can't even lift Mount Tai.
>they can't refute the video or the collage
>>153438625Kratos...
>/dbg/>Reading booksLol
>>153438641>Humiliated>When the entire thread was the Touhoufag losing while people discussed other things
>>153438623Nope.>>153438657>>153438667post kratos not screaming in AGONY because an ogre bit him
>>153438667FVVVVVVVVVVCK!!!>>153438684we need the Kratos Scholars to read for us, they're the only intelligent ones here...
>>153438690Ogres are magical in GOW and scale to multiversal.
>>153438667>loses to a big hippoGNATtos...
>>153438690Yep. Sorry, but GODKINGEMEPEROR solos Bleach. You have to accept that Tenshinhan is just that strong.
>Sun Wukong screams in pain from a mountain being dropped on him>HAHAHAAH LOSER HAHAHAHA! HOW WEAK!>WEAKtos gets bit by an ogre and cries like a bitch before smashing it full force, only for the ogre to survive>WOAH BOUNDLESS GOD!KEK!
>>153438410SATANIChou...
>>153438641IIRC, people were talking about theology since Tier 0 just becomes the definition for God. There have been other theological discussions before without someone bringing up Touhou.
>>153438709Kratos won this fight.
Why does He even bother? Was He kicked out from /ghost/?Souls in Dragon Ball are just puny clouds. Ki Attacks don't have Reiatsu, They won't doing shit.
Reminder that Buddhism is so powerful that it made the Greeks who settled in Afghanistan and India during Alexander the Great's conquest, convert to it and abandon their cucky Hellenic gods. Thus Buddha scales above all the Gayreek "gods"
>>153438728All I know is Asura beat up and murdered Buddha and Kratos TAUGHT Asura.
>>153438694Oh really. List 10 books you've read last year.
>Makima thread effortlessly reaches the post limit without issue SHE'S A KILLER QUEENGUNPOWDER, GELATINEDYNAMITE WITH A LASER BEAMGUARANTEED TO BLOW YOUR MIND(((ANYTIME)))
>>153438734Chakravartin was not Buddha.
>>153438623>can resist Aizen's illusionsMeanwhile everyone in Dragon Ball.
>>153438749yes he was. He transformed into Buddha mid-phase
>>153438751>videotoyYou lost. Tenshinhan won and will always win.
>>153435563>StrongestWhat is superweak doing there?
>>153438709are these GOW comics just humiliation rituals for Kratos and Kratosfags where he just loses to a bunch of random animals and creatures?The bear panel makes me laugh like mf, looks like the bear is about to give Kektos backshots
>>153438746>>Makima thread effortlessly reaches the post limit without issue>SHE'S A KILLER QUEENoh yeah? well, post makima best ships
>>153438769You mean perfect 3-0 streak man?:
>>153438763That was just Chakravartin making a mockery of Buddha's form
>>153438763He is not the Buddha.Buddha would not involve himself in such petty conflicts.Chakravartin was simply copying him.>>153438771Yes.
>>153438746How affectedly quaint.
>>153438771>are *COMICS just humiliation rituals?fixed
reminder alucard is trans and proud
No matter how the wind howls, the mountain will not bow to it.
the books are also humiliation rituals lmao>>153438793trannies wish they were shapeshifters
>>153438736God of War the novel, God of War 2, God of War 2018, God of War Wildstorm, God of War: Fallen God, God of War Chris Roberson, God of War Lore and Legends, God of War Ragnarok the Official Guide, The Art of God of War, The God of War Official Cookbook
>>153438772Makima fucking her slave Reze while Denji watches and goes yabbadabbadoo!
PLEASE! I beg you to forgive me, master!!! I have eyes but couldn't recognize mount tai... PLEASE don't kill me!!
>>153438794>the mountain will not bow to it.mountains literally get eroded by wind though
Most characters would lose to a standard F-15. honestly
>>153438793Xe's just like me!
>>153438801You did not read or buy these books
Cucky Kratos can't kill the Chaos Gods btw.
>>153438786He literally is the Buddha and turns into him. All else is your headcanon.Asura was gonna kill all the gods and destroy the universe in his tantrum. The Buddha intervened to try and redeem him and save existence and save Asura from the cycle of reincarnation, but Asura refused to turn good because he's a petty egotistic monster.
>>153438779...Am not so sure about thathttps://youtu.be/iGFI6pgnhFw?si=B6F_mZEfvLz-tzrDhttps://youtu.be/zt9KMvI-kQs?si=2uYiLARXxNNcoITs
>>153438763He's an imitation. A false god. No where is it stated that he's the actual Buddha.
>>153438790truth nuke. Just look at invincible
>>153438794Every mountain on earth would kneel to this red spot.
>>153438816>yabbadabbadoo/dng/ truly has fallen
>>153438832>headcanon>more headcanon babblekek
>>153438818Cucky Wukong said this before Kratos SMASHED Mount Tai on him again (to teach him to be a Better Man)
>>153438836If he turns into Buddha, and nowhere is it ever stated he is not Buddha, then he is Buddha. Cope>>153438831Kratos oneshots them, he is 1-S
>>153438833>when you nut but she keeps sucking
>>153438772>>153438816Do you think Makima made Power stay a stinky, disgusting unwashed freak?
>Entire DC universe combined = 1 Super Perfect Cell
>>153438852Kratos? Wukong? Both fall to the drill.
>>153438876to this day this still has never been refuted.
>>153438870COULD decimate a Solar System
>>153438860false, he is low 1-C
Ein Sof would RAPE and GAPE cucky Kratos.
>>153438884Simon is a literal canon cuck.Kratos laughs at him, punches him once breaking all his teeth, then fucks Yoko in front of him.
>>153438833>poll results of Saitrannies using spam bots to voteYawn, show me a single actual Death Battle where Superman loses
>>153438870An entire SOLAR SYSTEM??
>>153438867>Do you think Makima made Power stay a stinky, disgusting unwashed freak?posts that you can sniff
>>153438893>lowballbiaswikiYAWNKratos is 1-S: >>153438667
BEHOLD METHE IMMORTAL MONKEY KING!
>>153438896Its on the official death battle channel without any description saying its wrong.
>>153438876The Big Z was spitting fire here
>>153438895Simon is every version of himself, he'd evolve past Kratos and one shot.
>>153438876'Z never misses.
>>153438904>speed immeasurable>dodged helios's light pretty casually>pretty casually>putting your hand up after it already hit you is 'casual'Kek! I can SMELL the brown on the one who wrote up all that kratos wankery
>>153438904>Relying on sabotaged wiki articles againYawn
>>153438911Could you timestamp all the research they did in that video?
>>153438876>used the F-word and gave it as a win to Kratos.
>>153438918Simon's every version of himself and all of them are whiney bitchmade cucks.Kratos outscales all of them and onepunches, then Cucky Simon cries and watches Kratos fucking Yoko like Simon loves to do.
>>153438876Not a SINGLE lie detected.
>>153438930only if you can post any evidence the video is not uploaded in the official death battle youtube channel.
>>153438924BOUNDLESS light that can be easily blocked like a flashlight. I swear I bought a 100 thousands lumen flashlight and it looks brighter than Helios' shit
>>153438946Why is it titled "DBX" and not "Death Battle"?
>>153438918Simon is —ACK!!NO BIG BRO PLEASE I'M SORRY I WAS ONLY TRYING TO BE LIKE YOU I'LL LET YOU FUCK YOKO AGAIN JUST PLEASE DON'T HUUURT ME BIG BRO OH MY MASTER BIG BRO LET ME KISS YOUR FEET WHILE YOU FUCK MY GF *MUAH MUAH MUAH* AAAAIIIIIIEEEEEE
>>153438937I don't think a God whose moral philosophy is "we must be better" wouldn't want to inflict harm on a mortal that has already dealt with enough.
>>153438937Simon is also an infinite amount of the smartest and best versions of himself that ignore all the negative qualities. Just who the hell do you think he is?
Me? I put my hand in front of my face so the sun does not reach me.Therefore I am MFTL and therefore above star-level.
>>153438961why did they pick La Mariconada as his boyfriend anyway? that dude, i think, looks awful
>>153438918After Kratos beats up that cuckold he's gonna have a new "BIG BRO" who fucks Yoko and Nia everyday.Better get started on that new golden statue to your newest BVLL, simoncuck...
Blah blah blah blah speechDo capeshit fags really enjoy reading this?
>>153438991holy FUARK
Oh my god the kratosfag and the simonjeet schizo are the same person hahahahahahahaha
>>153438987A spineless canon cuck who canonically worships his BVLL.Kratos onepunches him then tells him to be less pathetic. Yoko and Nia immediately begin slurping on his BIG SPARTAN COCK while Simon picks up his teeth and calls him Big Bro
>>153438831>Old KratosIs Chosen by Khorne, "serves" Khorne willingly in exchange for power and help with killing the Greek Gods But serving Khorne just amounts to killing things which Kratos was already doing. Technically has fallen to Khorne but there's literally no difference>Nu KratosNurgle possesses Atreus during the god sickness and blackmails Kratos into actually serving himFalls to Nurgle to save his son, the exact same way Mortarion did
>>153438979post superman the beloved superhero that everyone loves beating Saitama in a poll on who'd win
>>153435689Why was he censored? What did he say?
>>153438986Simon's a literal cuck, he hasn't suffered nearly enough he needs to be beaten by a father figure until he stops being so pathetic.
...ACK!>>153439004>simonjeet schizoof course they are the same, jeets and other thirdie brown people WORSHIP kratos for some reason
>>153439016>Falls to Nurgle to save his son, the exact same way Mortarion didbut at least kratos won't smell as bad as mortarion
>>153438991M-my lie detector is SILENT
>>153435563Makima : Bark, pet.Alucard : *Bark*!>Wags buttplug tail
Asura would gape Simon's ass wide open and finger it with all four of his fists btw
Tick tock
>>153439040CANON
>Kratosbro having a meltdown over SimonHas the king been dethroned?
>>153439037he'd smell even worse, because he's a dirty GAYreek
Stop talking about cucky religions. Talk about BVLL religions.
>>153439020>Why was he censored? What did he say?isn't that obvious? that twitt has five letters
Can we go back to VS debating instead of thinly veiled cuck fetishes?
Reminder that he can't even lift 2 ordinary tons of pummel.
>>153439060JewGODs. It's our time...
>>153439013Simon has an unbreakable will. We evolve beyond the person that we were a minute before. Little by little, we advance a bit further with each turn. That's how a drill works!
J-JUST(screaming with an effeminate voice)JUST… WHO THE HELL… DO YOU THINK I AM?!Kratos does not flinch. He does not rise to meet the tantrum. He merely breathes—measured, controlled. His flesh bears no wound. His eyes, steady and regal, watch the Dekuesque snowflake with something approaching pity.Kratos(somber)I can tell you are insecure because you are a cuck. Stop this fight, there is no need for unnecessary violence.Simon’s Kamina mech charges, each footfall shaking the dirt like drums of war. But The god of hope does not move. Instead, he stands, as if in prayer—or judgment.With deliberate grace, he readies himself, a punch capable of destroy outerverses.Simon lunges.Kratos waits.And when Simon is but a breath away—Kratos turns his Strikes the Mech.The punch shatters Gurren Lagann like glass, impaling Cucky Simon into the ground. The miner freezes mid-air, pain, confusion and terror flashing across his face. His drills, once unstoppable, tremble uselessly in the air. Kratos kneels above, Looks down at Simon, as Simon whimpers in pain, begging unintelligently for mercy.Kratos rises, steady and calm, leaving Simon alone because he is a hero that does not kill when deemed unnecessary.Kratos(soft, solemn)You are a monster no longer.Then suddenly Yoko and Nia come out seeing a superior male. Then Simon collapses, silently, eyes wide not in rage—but in awe at the mercy of Big Bro Kratos.Kratos kindly allows Simon to watch him fucking the girls and the girls moaning Kratos' name.Kratos withdraws with the girls and looks skyward. A cold wind stirs around him, and the battlefield falls quiet.Only stillness.A Hero stands alone—unmoved, unshaken, inspiring a world of better men.
>>153439040Friendly reminder that feats only Reze is 2000 times stronger than Alucard according to DB
no, sorry, whenever someone posts something I cannot refute through feats or statements, I instead have to resort to cuckposting and exposing my fetish to the world...
26 Megaton Man...
>>153439017>Admits it's noncanon>Admits Saitrannies have nothing better to do so they just spam polls because they know their hero can't win any real match ups As expected from 0-1 Flop Man
>>153439062Cuckoldry general, newfren :^)
>>153439051Thor awaits
>THE KRATOSFAG IS THE FUCKING JEET WHO WAS SHITTING UP THE THREADS DURING THE KYLEMON WAITING PERIOD HOOOOOLYYYY FUUUUCK
>kratosjeets posting their pedophilic cuckoldry fanfictions written by AI nowhave they ever gotten mindbroken this badly before?
>>153439079Simon has a SELF-PROCLAIMED unbreakable will. But in reality Simon is a canon cuck who worships his BVLL and broke down from canon cuck fantasies of Kamina fucking Yoko in front of him, then worshipping his BVLLY BVLL for the rest of his life, never ever changing.Simon was always a faggot.His new Big Bro Kratos will beat him mercillessly, but then he will teach him to be a Better Man.
>>153439100Oh, so you can't post it? Sad.
My hero is so victorious
>Everyone I don't like is indian. Ok, sir. Keep crying while we get all the white women and you're jobs cucky timmy
https://youtu.be/Cq54DnQQ4h4?si=6c1wm22sWmubQV6t
Kratos for fuck sake she's 14 she's barely as old as your son.
>>153438924He clearly blocks it before it hits him. Cope, Indian Asurajeet.>>153438955Kratos scales to that strong.
>>153439129I'll post it when you can post Saitranny winning a legitimate death battle :)
>You're jobs
>>153439136>keep crying while we...ACK!*hits an electrical wire while trying to hit a monkey with a metal pole*
Gay rape. Cuckoldry. Blacked. Pedophilia. Indian fanbase.What verse IMMEDIATELY comes to mind?
NOOOO BATMAN HELP ME I AM TRAPPED IN SOMETHING HARDER THAN STEEEL AAAAAA*Drowning noises*
>>153439150>clearly blocks it before it hits him>when he literally gets knocked back by itkek
>>153439145MY FUARKING HERRROOOOOO!!!
>POOsura so mind broken he's hyping up his bull and generating images of him kissing a 14 year old girl
>>153439080CAAAANNNNOOOOOOONNNN!!!!
If Kratosbro was a jeet, why would he hate Asura and Buddha?
>>153439145KAMINA'S FVARKING CVVVCCCKKYYYY BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!
>>153439004>was the viltrimutt posting about cucking saitama>also about cucking thor>and about cucking supermanFascinating person.
>>153439163Hell
Venom is too strong for Superfraud, what hope does he have against Godzilla?
>>153439163the ENTIRE /dbg/ thread
>>153439149tell that to Kamina. Simon LIKES pedo BVLLS beating him up and fucking his bihh
>>153439178because kratosjeets dont like being jeets, that's why they worship vanta-white man kratos
Superman! Be careful where you sneeze! You just solo'd the entire Gurren Lagann, Yugioh, Avatar, Pokemon, Jojo, Resident Evil, Megamind Undertale, God of War, Yakuza, TF2, Asura's Wrath, Street Fighter, Earthbound, Panty and Stocking, Fire Emblem, Israel, One Punch Man, SCP, Genshin Impact, Frieren, Muppets, The Boys, Amazing Digital Circus, Ben 10, Sonic, Doom, Guilty Gear, Magic the Gathering, RWBY, Mob Psycho, Family Guy,Overwatch, Bleach, Uncle Grandpa, Metal Gear, Star Wars, LOTR, One Piece, Naked Gun, Final Fantasy, Despicable Me, OFF, Mario, Kamen Rider, Spongebob, Touhou Naruto, Harry Potter, My Hero, Tekken, The Simpsons, Godzilla, Chainsaw man, Berserk, Jujutsu Kaisen and the Marvel verse!
>>153439168he literally doesn't. He recoils back to block with his arms, are you illiterate?
Spawn solos both Kratos and Simon btw.
>>153439201i thought it's because Kratos is a swarthy vaguelly arabian man who fucks a bunch of persian arabic women in harem outfits.
>>153439203
>>153439206bro...
>>153439080ZOINKS! SIMONSISTERS HE'S EXPOSED US AS THE KEKOLDS WE ARE!!!
>>153439094He did 26x stronger than before, to be fair.
Nuts deep in your ass wombussy while kissing you deeply with tongue as your sissly spurts from your rapeclitty coat the sheets
>>153439216No he's greek
>>153439113>PLEASE stop picking on gohan, we know ultraman zero dogwalks him, here, have THOR!dbspics, ladies and gentlemen
>>153439187he was also talking about Popeye cucking Saitama, and had a cuck overload and called Popeye a cuck lmao
>>153439203>Human sized planets
>>153439203>Long dead universeempty solar system with dead suns yawn
Saiyans have been stated to have no limits. Even Raditz would fodderize your hero.
>>153439219>This would instantly kill Kratos and Superman
>>153439220Post the next frames, fraud. He blocked.
>>153439203>unironic list of universes that made the superfag angry in some wayKEK
>>153439236The entire point of why retards want Gohan to fight Zero is because Invincicucks decided to flee
>>153439241>Put my hand in front of my face when looking outside >My hand is bigger than the sun
>>153439254He is literally already being hit in that fucking picture I posted.The light is already around him.
>>153439113Just remember. You brought him up first.
>posts cuckoldry fantasies about Superman>posts cuckoldry fantasies about Thor>posts cuckoldry fantasies about Simon>posts cuckoldry fantasies about Spawn>posts cuckoldry fantasies about Saitama
Matchups for this feel?
>>153439252in Simon's cucky dreams, while they're SPITROASTING Yoko and Nia and he's cowering in the Cuck Bush.
:)
>>153439266That's not at all what that perspective is though
someone is losing hard
>>153439269around him is not being hit. If he was hit you would not be able to see him, he blocked before the light covered him
>>153439277Cuck posting just means they're losing and falling back. It's all part of the process.
>Godzilla out of NOWHERE
According to my headcanon the Kratos we play as in the games is only a physical representation of a far more powerful, even more boundless entity. Composite Kratos is even stronger than we think.
>>153439163Pokemon!
>>153439283cool fan video. here's something from a marvel approved comic. :)
>>153439277>no cuckposts about kratos, his aryan-brahmin(totally his caste, no he is not a stinky dalit) self-insert
>>153439283Canon.
>>153439308He still loses to Simon who evolves past conceptual beings and drills them.
>>153439277Not a fantasy THOUGH. Simon's a canon cuck and worships his BROWN BVLLY BVLL
There's nothing wrong with fantasizing about cucking your opponent and sodomizing them and brattily provoking them about it when you know that they would effortlessly overpower and dominate you in a fight and leave you at their mercy.
>>153439325Simon's a weak betacuck and has never fought a conceptual being. Kratos onepunches that sissy then fucks Nia and Yoko at the same time
Gru and Megamind?
The Mother-Lovin Thing did more damage to Godzilla than Hulk and Thor did. And Rogue was able to knock Godzilla over
>>153439331If you're referring to Simon, it's a canon fact about the series that cucking him removes all his powers. episode 8.Also Kratos curbstomps that proto-Deku negdiff lmao
>>153439281>Spoiling Gru's final moments as MegaGOD vacuum anal vores him
>>153439342Gru won and is going to RAPE cucly Megamind's slut girlfriend
Post Godzilla winning against Hulk without using Duggan's fanfic :)Post Ultraman having a Death Battle and winning it :)
>>153439336Simon just evolves from the punch and one shots Kratos with his drill.
Simon is a BETTER MAN who WORSHIPS his BVLL and knows that what YOKO DOES WITH KAMINA is NONE OF HIS BUSINEEEEEESSS!!!https://files.catbox.moe/dp2g9o.mp4Canon unedited episode btw
>>153439354kduggan wasn't even born yet :)
yeah, kratosjeet is really seething today, he must have had a bad day at the scam call center
>>153439354Ultraman probably beats Turles.
>>153439358Nope. He couldn't even evolve from 1 Big Bang, he needed Lordgenome to save him, sacrifice himself and give him his power.If only 1 Big Bang kills him, Kratos onepunches him, then Cucky Simon starts crying and worshipping Kratos as his new Chadly Big Bro who will fuck Nia All Night Every Night oh nononononono....
careful kratosjeet, you might slip up and call your 'bull' character a cuck, like you did with Popeye!
>>153439363HOLY FVCK
>>153439363Simon evolved into a better person because of this. Little by little he becomes greater than the person he was before. That's why Kratos could never beat him.
>another non canon crossoverSad :)
https://files.catbox.moe/woeh1p.mp4 (actual clip of the show btw)Simon: "but why...why can't I stop thinking of what KINGtos did with Yoko and Nia...I'm thinking of it over and over...they will never love a pathetic worm like me compared to him--"*WHAM*KINGtos decks cucky Simon in the face, knocking out his manlet teeth and sending him sprawled head over feet by KINGtos' fistKINGtos: "Shaddup Beetch. Suck ma dick you little cuck, Yoko loved it heh heh. She needs a real man like ME."Simon: "K-KINGtos Aniki...you're telling me you heckin believe in me??!! Wowie Zowie, I wanna receive your praise! Then maybe if you take pity on me while you fuck the girls I love that will make me cool! I'll worship you like an idol role model forever and ever and be your doormat for life and everyone else will too so please gimme your approval oh Yoko and My master and then finally i’ll be a chad by being your pathetic imitator who can only say I’m totally doing my own thang like le Miles Morales!"KINGtos: "Yeah whatever Beetch. Believe in yourself and sheet, imma go fuck Yoko again now cause you could never, heh heh. Now go polish my stinky sandals or else you i'll beat you up again little beetch."KINGtos punches cucky Simon in the teeth again and Simon cries (in gratitude to KINGtos-Aniki giving him his approval)
>tree level man
I don't really care about cuck fantasies but Yoko makes my dick hard. It's twitching rn. She wins a sex battle against me for sure
>>153439416>Death Battle out of NOWHERE
>Simon>Kratos>Ultraman>GodzillaI FIGHTTO BE THE FAGGIEST ALIVE
>>153439405>Simon absorbed the Big Bang and became greaterYep, nothing can beat Simon.
Gru? DemoralizedThe Minions? Being skinned alive and tortured for the rest of time because they canonically cannot dieDr. Nefario? Hung like everyone else who defys Megamind Gru's throat? Slit wide openGru's family? In Megamind's haremThe winner? Megamind, of course
>m-my fan fight video that's unofficial and is no way related to either marvel or toho is proof that hulk is stronger than godzilla!>n-n-no you s-see that's not canon, the crossover isn't canon, c-c-cause duggan makes deadpool say peepeepoopoo jokes and uh IT'S JUST NOT OK!?>>153439416funny, cause that 'fanfiction' was an official collaboration between marvel and toho, introduced two characters that kept appearing after the license fee was amped up, and kept using them. :)c. o. p. e.
>>153439363You can't cuck a child you disgusting brownoid.
>>153439415No he didn't. He's still Kamina's cucky worshipper even in the epilogue as a 30+ year old man.Kratos onepunches him just like the Big Bang, then FUCKS Yoko and Nia while Cucky Simon watches from his favourite Cuck Bush KEEEEEEEEEKKKK!!!!!
>Most popular anime in Japan and the West>Highly successful sequel series>Most iconic anime character of the 21st century>Universal scaling>Actually marries his love interest and has multiple kids>Actually kisses his wife onscreen unlike a certain retarded space monkey>MFTL on-screen feats>Most respected anime in these threadsYup yup! Looks like Naruto wins this thread!
>>153439444Epstein sama did it to me THO
>>153439203>Only a solar system So weak, Ben turns into Feedback and solos
>>153439444Yoko is a child. Kamina is a brown adult pedo fucking a girl the same age as Simon in front of him>Gurren Lagann browns are brown-worshipping cuckold pedosLMAOOOOOOOO!!!!!
>>153439451>Like the big bangSimon already absorbed that like you just said so that punch does nothing.
>Capefags are in a fullblown panic
>>153439438Nope, Genome did. Cucky Simon cowered just like when BIG BRO KAMINA fucked his bihh and he hid in a bush and watched.
>>153439435>CANON BattlePost Godzilla winning against Hulk :)
Oh my god he's doing it again. He knows the jig is up and he's having a meltdown over it.
>>153439437>And all 4 of you have a long way to go before outfagging me!
The svelte pitch silhouette of a virile african man summons the same memories as images of the savannah, cave paint and roaring lions.It’s elemental, primordial masculinity. beads of husky, turgid sweat like treacle down the hairless sheen of an ebony chest, like shadow puppets in the deep recesses of the ancient brain. It is… spiritual… in a way. women can catch the scent of the roiling sea of testosterone and fertility in those deep swinging african knackers. They long for the tribal drum of their rhythmic beat against their haunches, bent double and presenting like the plains dogs- no time for courtship, just the heaving sweating chase, the mount, the insemination. animal.Pure.How can an emaciated white man, translucent, bent double and crooked over a desk, subjugated by invisible forces, by inanimate objects, machines, schedules, a man fearful of nothingness which is pervasive all around his infected gait and sulking eyes like a plague… how can a woman not see this, and feel in her loins the longing for a reset, for Adam, for those mighty men who lived to hunt and rut and stare at the stars?That’s why BBC is so powerful. it’s the throbbing, pulsating meat injection of sweltering lifeforce into the veins of a dying world, african semen, untouched by time and decadence, flowing into the heart and making it beat like the shamanic bongos of old.That is why we simply cannot compete.
>>153439465There isn't a child that looks like Yoko
>>153439467Genome did, Simon jobbed. No Genome to save him here, Kratos onepunches Cucky Simon then BREEDS Nia KEEEEEEKKKK!!!!
>>153439475k.
>>153439482shut up, david bowie. you cannot sing for shit
>>153438458they're pedos so they're Jews
>>153439125Yoko can't help it, her entire setting is made up of effeminate loudmouthed betamales. Kratos is a Spartan and the first Masculine Man she has ever met, she wants that Infinite-D
>>153439491>"Our friends' hopes and dreams are etched into its body, transforming the infinite darkness into light!Unmatched in Heaven and Earth, one machine equal to the gods!"Simon always has his friends. Nice try.
>>153439488>Gurren Lagann cucks sexualise children and also worship Brown BVLLY PEDO BVLLS RAPING THEMTHIS is your hero, cucky boiis?
What's there to worry about? Both Godzilla and Ultraman are weak shitters compared to Marvel :)>>153439497>still posting Duggan's fanficNow post Godzilla winning against Hulk in Death Battle :)
>>153438771the DC one is fine since it's the only actual good comic
>>153439527Rajeesh...
>>153439487mamma-mia! you-a referring to-a big Brooklyn-a cock, paisano? Its-a me, Mario, not-a Nigerio! Silly hedgehog...
>>153439509"EW! I think Simon likes it!It's so tiny you can barely see it. No wonder he worships Kamina so much, he'll never be as much of a man as Kamina is, let alone have a smidgeon of your infinite power KINGTOS, that's why he's always copying Kamina while he pretends to be himself!But he knows no girl would ever choose a little ass-kisser like him over Kamina, and especially not YOU! All he can do it pretend, and watch Kamina cuck him, like he's about to watch you cuck him.You like to watch huh little cuck? You like to worship Kamina and cry while he takes your girls? Kingtos! Punch this bitch in the face again and me and Nia will suck your cock in front of him! Yeah beat his ass, what a Fag!Now say it again, say Kamina-Sugoi! Say “Row Row fight da Powa!” Say one of the Great and Powerful Kamina-Sama’s catchphrases he loves to say while he fucks me in front of you, cucky Simon! Kamina's the best right? Kiss Kamina's ass while I suck Kingtos' cock, cucky worshipper!""
>>153439543>m-marvel's toughernot according to the person who made the ultraman and marvel crossover. >d-dugganduggan didn't write this one. :)
>>153439040>Mogs her without trying
>>153439512thisthisthis. Kratos is KING.
>>153439556post moar yoko
>>153439514Nice flowery quote, but no infinite-D scaling? Kratos soloes, Simon's BVLLS can't rescue him (and gangbang his wife) now.
Imagine Sam Wilson stretching out Jane Foster ad she lays there, taking in the full BBC, hair scattered on the table, her face filled with lust and joy that she hasn't felt before. Sam's lips on Jane's breasts, as she screams in ecstasy while Fuller's BBC overrides her brain. All while Thor is outside training.Jane pulling Fuller close, her nails scratching Sam's back, legs locking to his back, and mouth wide open waiting for that pleasurable climax.Sam bucking as Jane feels Fuller's warm essence filling her up. Then Thor comes in, giving Sam a thumbs up, and says:"I thank thee for keeping my maiden busy, Sam"Sam gets off of Jane who's still reeling from the experience, looks to Thor and says:"Thor, buddy, next get Logan to do this shit for you. I'm not an X-men."
>>153439543post hulk winning against godzilla in official crossovers. :)you can't.
>Sonic>Mario>Simon>Kratos>Marvel>Superman>UltramanThey havin a weak off...
Superman.Goku.Thor.Godzilla.Hulk.Saitama.Asura.Spawn.Simon.Ultraman.Doomslayer.Yugi.Dante.Clive.One keky Kratos.You do the math.
>Kylefags are still upsetFucking Christ.
POST KRATOS THROWING A GALAXY
>>153439549this LITERALLY is the plot of Gurren Lagann THO.Simon spends his whole life worshipping a brown indian pedo in sandals while he fucks his gf and beats him up and tells him what to do. Then tells you you need to do that too to be "cool"
Hulk NOT cuck. Hulk HULK.
KRATOS FVCKING WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
ENOUGH!!!POST SOMEONE STRONGER THEN COOKIE CLICKER!!!
>>153439590Next time don't pick a fight with the KING, little cuck.
>>153439562>>153439581>more non canon crossoversSad :) Post Godzilla winning his Death Battle against Hulk :)
>>153439590it's ben vs hal all over again
>>153439595on planet India maybe
The KING of BEEEAAAAAASSSSTTTSSS!!!
I just want another Kratos death battle and it's just the same shit where the opponent that is massively stronger than him canonically can't even scratch him while he goes on his better man bullshit through sheer force of wank
>>153439604Zeus victim.
Meanwhile, with our heroes....
Characters who knocked over or injured Godzilla in the crossover:>Stiltman>Rogue>Mother-Fuckin' ThingCharacters who ran, where beaten, or died>Galactus>Dr. Strange>Dorumamu>Silver Surfer>Thor twice>Hulk>Gladiator>Blackbolt>Magneto>Scarlet Witch>Fin Fang Foom
>>153439604funnily enough while the effect is pretty strong nothing actually stops KINGtos from being destroyed beyond his big number which doesn't mean much
>>153439625India isn't a planet muchacho
>>153439630Kratos killed Zeus.
It's okay that all of capeshit was defeated effortlessly by Simon, some verses are simply too weak to compare, that's just the limits of capeshit.
>ITT:
>>153439629it's not bullshit, and if you think it is then you unironically need to Be Better.
>>153439638You can't prove there isn't one out there.
>>153439629they should do Asura vs Kratos 2, Goku vs Superman 2 style
>>153439635Silver Surfer actually helped in beating Godzilla with Odin in the recent issue by draining the Power Cosmic from him
>>153439497It's funny how Godzilla is one of the characters where you can just post him winning against the guy he lost to in Death Battle
>>153439616>use death battle>it's even less canon:)the ultraman crossover is very much canon. he was placed into 616 from his own marvel universe, and teamed up with the current avengers, while 616 peter parker was sucked into the m78 land of light universe manga.you'd know this if you read comics at all
Ultracuck watches as Marvel characters fuck his female companions.
Reminder Superman is satanic and evil.Getting weakened by PRAYER
>:)Someone's mad MAD
>>153439660they were praying to KINGtos
>>153439660why didn't all of Mexico prey that he'd lose to Goku in GVS3?
>>153439659aw, capefags are crying again
>>153439658So you can't post Godzilla winning his Death Battle against Hulk? You have to use Duggan's fanfic as a cope? Sad :)
>>153439668they did. Couldn't weaken him enough for the result to change
>>153439668>prey
>>153439673y u so mad though?
>>153439670>fight Ultracuck lost
>>153439668I mean, he does get outsold by Manga and lost both polls to Saitama.The people, Mexico or the US, don't like Superman.
another thread won by KINGtos!
>>153439670Cope, Ultracuck watches as all of his female companions get fucked by Marvel BVLLS.
>>153439612The Cookie Monster.
>>153439612
The most cucked character is Megumi Fushigoro from JJK he didn't even get an adult design in the new epilogue
>>153439659>>153439695Uhhhh
>>153439690actually won it. pym particles on cap's shield, used it to reflect galactus' eyebeams back at him
>>153439695Are we gonna pretend we didn't dog you fags yesterday with all the times Thor got cucked?
>>153439715>has to use non canon crossoversSad :)
>>153439703>in the new epiloguenew?
>FAGs in-fightingBehave. You all know who and what you kneel for.
>>153439670>>153439686>>153439715Kek, based, canon.
Post Superman beating Kratos in game sales
i feel bad for capefags, here, here's a tokusatsu hero thor can maybe break the arm of.
>>153439743>kneel forDo you mean kneel to, rape apologist jeet?
>>153439700cookie eating demons already job to Cookie Clicker so no
This is the gayest fight I've ever seen.
>>153439758Gay is not an insult. Be Better.
>>153439758KYLEMON!HULKZILLA!SUPERKU!
Nobody cares about your japshit from bugland :)
>Tokusatsu is beating the Capefags, againTremble in fear of ALLAH'S MESSENGER
>>153439758homosexuality is good
>>153439772Then why did you interpret it as one? Be Better.
As a Kratos fan, it makes me happy to know that several fanbases uncovered my constant and continual KEKSPAM of their heroes. Because the humiliation of Kratos and his fanbase as VARIOUS INDIAN, MIDDLE EASTERN, LATIN AMERICAN, SOUTHEAST ASIAN DISCORDSPAMMERS FORCING A NARRATIVE on both /dbg/ and VSBW will give him more opportunities to be BETTER.
>Tokufag is a goat fuckerNot surprised.
>>153439782F-FVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV—*turns to dust*
SHIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!! I just SOLOED Gilgamesh by accident! Sorry, I thought he was supposed to be strong....
>>Tokusatsu is beating the Capefags, againon Planet Delusional in the India Solar System in the Brown Galaxy
>>153439784Asura is literally Indian.
>>153439774stan lee did!>funded battle fever j personally, as it was meant to be a captain america series>called japanese spider-man his son>hulk and silversurfer were meant to get tokusatsu shows>stan says japan can make super hero shows better than americahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SQudJU96C4
>>153439800random kindergartener from any piece of media ever...
Christ, Gru looks AWFUL.
GODjo solos literally everyone you mentioned in this thread.
How can capefags call anyone else cucks when 99% of their "heroes" have had their love interests suck the dicks of other men?
>>153439774>N-N-N-Nobody caresDo we need to being up who's beating who in the sales department again, capeshit fag?
>>153439794the fuck you talking about? messenger of allah is a legit tokusatsu showhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Messenger_of_Allah_(TV_series)
henshin
>>153439091Kratosxister...
>>153439807>did all that out of pity for the bugmenStan Lee was truly a good guy.
According to 2026 data, Pokémon is the most-watched anime in India, leading a massive, growing market that also heavily favors Dragon Ball, Naruto, One Piece, and Attack on Titan. These action-packed shonen series dominate viewership, alongside rising popularity for Demon Slayer, Jujutsu Kaisen, and Death Note among Indian fans.
>>153439612The self replicating cakes scp
>>153439822you're making the mistake of believing capefags to be against you when you and them are both considered lowly worms of the halls
>>153439838>can't win>resorts to racismKEKADOODLEDOOall because thor got beaten by godzilla TWICE
>capeshit>tokushartThey're having a fag-off.
>>153439841>yugioh NOWHERE
Simon, Capefags, Sonic...the KINGS of CVCKS
KIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNGGGGGGGTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSS
>>153439851>WAAAAAAAHHHH YOU'RE RACIST!!!!And?
Let's see>watch a Japanese series with fun choreography, hot women, and fun monster fightsOR>watch James Gunn's self referencial bullshit, Disney MCU slop, or She-Hulk tier tv shows
>>153439841>Naruto, One Piece, and Attack on Titan.Cringelords.
>>153439854At least our series isn't tainted by romance drama slop
BOOM!
>>153439854gay sweaty men in spandex suits...GAY SWEATY MEN IN RUBBER SUITS!
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKTOS!
In Night at the Museum 3 that Capuchin Monkey kisses the Ben Stiller nightguard with tongue and it gave me a boner.
i mean, the first ever superman series after the fleischer cartoons was this fucking thing. 'the adventures of bark kent'. no wonder capefags are so insecure
>>153439804Post Indians existing 870 million years ago :)
>>153439896be silent sonicbro
>>153439880James Gunn's Superman made billions of dollars and inspired hope.
Yeah, my favorite characters are Deku, Kratos, Simon and Invincible, what gave it away?
>>153439888HOLY FUARK HE SPLIT CLOUDS
>>153439896Futanari Princess Elise from Sonic...
>>153439904and the illumination mario movies made more billions. your point?also>james gunn leaves warner brothers because the paramount buy out cause they support 'le bad orange man'>supergirl looks like an absymal slog
>>153439841>popular series worldwide is popular in specific placewoah
>>153439902Asura's Wrath isn't 870 million years ago. It has modern industrial technology everywhere and Cyborgs.S m h Cucky Asurajeets don't even play their own brown Indian Sloppa
Sweaty men in spandex suits under a greenscreen.Sweaty men in rubber suits under a greenscreen.You do the math.
>>153439841Remember scholars, that Dragonball fan you're talking to is AI (Actually Indian)
>>153439904it didn't even make 1 billion, it made only 600mil and flopped.
>capeshit and tokushitGrow up and consume more adult media like God of War 2018.
>>153439896a third film doesn't exist you faggot
>>153439943yes it does.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Night_at_the_Museum:_Secret_of_the_TombKratos appears in it
>>153439901>the first ever superman series after the fleischer cartoonsthe fleischer cartoons were superman in name only. those cartoons were clearly captain marvel stuff
>>153439580Is this Marvel canon?
>>153439934they didn't use green screens until the mid 1980s in japan, they used on location shoots and a 50 foot tall wall repainted every time they wanted to use it.
>Sonic gayly begging for attention>Toku vs Capeshit>Kratos vs Asura ft. Cuckspam and Simon and...Still an improvement over last thread, which 50% was just bland as shit large building tier vampires and co having the gayest mid-off ever
>>153439957yes. Jane Foster (Thor's fiance) canonically sucked and fucked Sam Wilson
have you LEARNED your lesson?
>>153439987man nipples
>>153439987
>>153439987We, the death battle general, will never oppose or speak ill of our true lord and savior KINGtos.
>>153439996Sonic...
>>153440005You have learned well.
I miss the TEACHING memes
>>153439997the fuck is this and why does it look like it is a living slurr?
...
>>153440005... as soon as we see Kratos destroying a mountain.
Honestly, just post porn at this point
>>153440026>the face you make when you win Death Battle
>>153440023>and why does it look like it is a living slurr?damn. haha now that's funny
>>153440034No, Have Hope and Be Better
>>153440019we were taught too well, now there is nothing left to TEACH.
>>153440034Moejita, you need help for your addiction!You MUST be better!
>>153440034Sakurakosis...
Gru's VA sounds like shit and MM is better but sounds more like the show VA instead of Will Ferrel.
Another thread won by KINGtos!
>>153439930>Asura's Wrath isn't 870 million years agoKill yourself, Kratostranny.
CHAAAAAAAAAADDDTTTTTOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSS
>>153440100any proof this is the modern day, and not the even farther future?None?Ok good, Kratos gapes your Indian verse and TEACHES Asura to poo in the loo.
Kratos taught us all how to be better men.
KratosKratosKratosKratosKratosKratosKratosKratos
/DBG/ - Kratos and his bitches General
*Control F Kratos* - 106 resultsit's been a YEAR
Kratos fvcking WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON.
Kingtos WON
Clock's ticking
kratos is actually cool, i just don't look forward to the 'here he is but younger' game coming out
>>153440107Why are you like this? What broke your mind this hard?
Weird how none of you were fans of the God of War series before normalfags made 4 popular. Weird......
>>153440139>I'M JUST AS GOD MADE ME, SIR
If you don't stop, I'll have to do my part and make my own cuck pastas just to fit in. Mainly, I'll just get an NTR novel, copy a paragraph, and change the names.
>KINGtos...JEETsura...TEACHING them... KINGnic...CHADsura...
>>153440163Oh no?!
>>153440179knuckles punched sonic out of his super form
>>153435563move>>153440175
>>153440189Post Yoshi saying he would be unable to do that.
>>153440195A-All I can find is him saying "Yoshi!"
>another foid has entered the arena/dbg/ has fallen.
>>153440200DONE.
>>153440191>listroon threadwhy do you fags always let him make one?
>>153439838It is so nice of the comic industry to use their capitalism control to regulate their sales to 1% so they can get outselled regularly by even niche mangas.
>>153439916Futa on feral is kino.
>>153438840I discovered that that thing has the same size as the earth when i read scp-2399
>>153439555PEDOrio...
