It seems like you’re jobless because you’re stuck in a series of short-term dopamine loops.
yea
>>153436364I'm not going to be lectured on self discipline by a 300 pound bisexual slacker
>>153436881...who has a job
>>153436364this is actually a terrible way to confront someone about their addiction. they already know what's an addiction. they just don't want to admit it to themselves. He made a big mistake not getting to know "the devil" more and seeing things from his perspective. forming a more intimate relationship before digging deeper and pulling him away from bad habits. someone like this is more of a project than a simple sit down. He tried rushing it and that's why he ended up landing on his face.
>>153437720>He made a big mistake not getting to know "the devil" more and seeing things from his perspective. forming a more intimate relationship before digging deeper and pulling him away from bad habitsYeah he could have done all of that and it still would have ended with the Devil torturing him.
>>153437877I was gonna try and counter this with the theoretical idea that respect could've made Charlie being tortured not happen, but those are holy dubs. Even had Charlie done things the long, respectful way and weaned Satan away from his bad habits and addictions, Satan would inevitably have betrayed him. Thanks God.
>>153436364Charlie's a fucking hypocrite.
>>153436364He says as he cancels his own show mid-season
>>153439761Why are there so many fat men in this show. I'd normally say for comedy but adult swim leans into it by posting Charlie shirtless compilations on youtube
>>153440087That was just [as] getting desperate for YouTube views since they knew Smiling Friends was on its way out the door and was leaving them with limited footage to edit into more compilations.
>>153439761He’s speaking from first-hand experience.>>153441673>>153440087I’m still shocked they allowed this type of character on before killing him immediately. Was it for foreshadowing?
>>153436364Charlie looks so cute in this winter beanie!
nah
>>153436364No I'm jobless because everyone wants people pre-packed with experience they don't have.
>>153436364I got a job tho?it's just any opportunity for advancement vanished so i fucked off the first chance i got
>>153436364Frankly Satan took it too personally, and Charlie kinda jumped on the vape pen hit. The problem isn't a shitty vape pen, it's Satan's lack of drive. He needed to be happy by doing what he does best, tormenting the souls of the damned.
>>153436364Me and the girlies are gonna keep buying needohs until morale improves.
>>153436364My job is to provide short term dopamine rushes, though.
>>153436364I'm jobless because I graduated late in a field instead of giving up after a false accusation got me suspended, leaving me with a degree in a market the same year tens of thousands of mid-level employees were dumped on the entry level market and tens of thousands more were brought in from overseas.
>>153445641Dispensary?
>muh dopamine
>>153445672in context of Charlie's criticism of it, or Satan's indulgence of it?
>>153445659Can I take a guess and assume, the Tech field?
>>153441673milk.
>>153436364It seems like your show got cancelled because it no longer gave the creators a series of short-term dopamine loops.
Dopamine is a buzzword thrown around like hotcakes but I doubt 90% of people talking about it understand how it works, they just parrot it because it sounds "smart". Also someone doesn't gets magically trapped in a dopamine-seeking loop out of nowhere, that's a symptom of bigger issues which self help gurus never address. Midwit show.
>>153446797You are the midwit
>>153446797>he was in the middle of botting Amazon for Needohs and Dumplings to help satiate his endless Needoh addiction
>>153436364This show always came off as preachy garbage mocking the viewers I’m glad it’s dead.
>>153446860Faggot, grow a pair.
I will never work a job because there is no point in this niggerhell world. Can't even afford a fucking house anymore or even a nice family. And what would even be the point in that if the world isn't nice to go along with it?
>>153446865Cry more that your parasocial autist show is gone for good faggot
>5 new offers a week>I apply to the 2 or 3 I have a shot at even if the pay is shit or I'd have to move across the country>nobody callsNow I might be a racist porn addict or whatever but the job market also sucks balls
>>153446910Obsessed lmao
>>153436364>you're not reaching your exploitation potential as cattle because muh dopamemeOf all the things
>>153446876So, what? You're just going to mooch off of your parents and/or government gibs forever?
>Let the goyim deal in the real world.
>>153447439Last I checked the government and employers mooch for a living. Ideally you could find a job that isn't complete exploitation and save up to take long breaks but easier said than done and it makes sense motivation to work is lacking.
>>153446764LMAO
>>153446764heh
>>153445659That epic moment when you do everything they tell you to and you still get fucked over anyways.
>>153436364I'll have you know that I'm 4 months sober and started my new job 3 days ago
>>153446797It's easier for midwits to blame things they don't like in connection to a person (Weed, Vidya, Eating Fast Food, etc) than to attempt to address the actual problem. It's just someone looking for an excuse in the shallow disguise of "help".
>>153446764damn, huh
>>153446797It's worse that this self help guru bullshit is coming from a dude who's been a YouTuber his whole life because he was at the right place at the right time to get in on the floor of new grounds. That and the guy gets his own show despite having nowhere near the amount of experience as others in the industry but acts like some kind of fucking hero.
Theres no jobs, theres more jobless than theres jobs being listed anywhere in my country and boat loads of immigrants keep coming over because the big corporations need to keep their slaves fresh.
>>153449487I'm not gonna Judge Zach for his success and getting lucky like he did, but I'm gonna get uppity when he tries to whine at us for enjoying vices like he doesn't either. Like hey, Charlie, wanna know why *I* enjoy weed? It's because it's my way to cope with a world going louder and more negative. I tried getting a job, I had a job in retail, but those fucking ASSHOLES didn't want to deal with my autistic ass so they made me suffer and then fired me at the first chance they got. Not everyone's strong man. Dealing with the Pandemic afterwards didn't help me mentally either. I'm only RECENTLY getting out of that shit.
>>153449558actually no, adding on. I'm vicing in private. I'm not some r/trees faggot shoving how good weed is in people's faces, or gooning in acutal public. I have spaces for those things, I enjoy it on my own time and privacy. I'm harming, NO ONE. Leave me alone Zach.
>>153449558People act like weed destroys your brain and makes you instantly retarded after one puff for some reason. If you've been regularly smoking it since you were in middle/high school it can affect your development (same as alcohol) but it doesn't make you unable to function unless you're new to it.
>Anons are once again seeing a single line in a cartoon as a personal attack on them.
>>153449558>when he tries to whine at us for enjoying vices like he doesn't either.There's an episode of OneyPlays where he mentions this specifically. He says basically he's not saying this stuff to shame people, but he's talking about how bad gooning, eating fast food, etc. is because he has personally been there himself and so knows from personal experience how bad it makes you feel. It's not somebody above you shitting on you, it's somebody in the pit with you bemoaning the situation.
>>153439761It’s part of what makes the show humorous. Charlie is very analytical but has no self-awareness. In Shrimp’s Odyssey, he lectures Shrimp constantly about his hobbies and lack of athleticism despite Charlie having the exact same faults while having a girlfriend.
>>153436364Having a job made it far, far worse
>>153451095Zach has had the privilege of getting to be a YouTuber his whole life. Even when he was excessively masturbating and eating like shit he still had a fun career that gave him constant affirmation and didn't mentally/spiritually wear him down. What's the point of living healthy when living itself isn't worth it? Better to hide away and enjoy what meager pleasures you can than torture yourself needlessly.
>>153446797'everything I don't like is a buzzword' is not enough argument for your entire life, chump
>>153450665The OP posted it, how else can be interpreted otherwise?
>>153451095When privileged people try to relate by pretending their differences don’t exist, it doesn’t work.
>>153451755>>153451095I won't go this hard, but I do agree; Zach has a better position than most of us will never have. Hell I don't fap like 5 times a day because that's alot of energy, and I want to do other stuff. But like I enjoy the gooner mindset because it's sexually liberating to me. As for stuff like weed, yeah I've had depenency issues, but that came from coping after a bad job loss. I am not going to pretend I don't have any fault in this, but I don't like someone just pointing it out like an obvious character flaw. Or I guess if we wanna be honest, I don't want to be called out on it because, what, I'm suppose to drop it and skip along like everything's better now? Weed was my cope, fapping helps me escape from a world that wants to burn itself alive for stupid reasons. I'm just an autistic dweeb trying to get by in this madhouse.
>>153453466*will ever have. God damn brain.
>>153436364>seemsThat's, like, your opinion man.
>>153436364Dopamine isn't trendy anymore the hot new thing is to talk about your cortisol levels
>>153450665it’s so weird to me. The devil immediately punishes Charlie for what he said and Charlie only got out via act of God so it’s very clear that his advice helped nobody in that situation yet anons act like Zach tried to rope them into a 12 step program
>>153454080Which, ironically, only proves Charlie's point.
>>153450665This lol
>>15344741490% of the time people whining about "muh exploitation" are commie faggots.
>>153455288Communism > capitalism thoughever
>>15345544699% of properties discussed on this board came from Capitalist nations and not communist ones.
>>15345528890% of the time your employer wants more use out of you than they're willing to pay for. Yeah you have retards who do nothing or mess up constantly but the bosses also ride others expecting extra work from them for near free. They're entitled.
working retail wiill either turn me into the second coming of ted kaczynski or mao
>>153440087americans are fat and thus they put a LOT of fatsos in their shows
>>153456462So then why not form your own company since you dont like being exploited?
>>153448916Congrats for anon
>>153436364I am mildly disabled, just enough that you can tell, and recruiters see this and assume I am mentally handicapped. Because if they actually asked and admitted they could tell, they might get in trouble for not giving me the job. So instead they just lie about me not being suitable.I had an interview for a supermarket Job, and my unemployment officer told me i didn't get the job because I told them I couldn't handle the work hours. I never said that, or anything like that, this guy just flat out lied. Got an unpaid internship starting today as a swimming teacher, maybe I'll get a job, but sometimes I run into people who interviewed me at some point, and they complain that I shouldn't be somewhere and make them uncomfortable because "people like him" probably shouldn't be left unsupervised. One tried to get me kicked out of a gym, and actually told the manager I was "some kind of retard" who "makes them feel unsafe". I had never spoken to them outside this interview. The gym told me that if they ever approach me, I should just tell the gym and they will ban them.
>>153457027Why not make your own website if you don't like me refusing to tongue your boss' asshole?
>>153437720is this just your gay fanfiction
>>153457379Concession accepted.
>>153449558are you chris chan
Zach discovers the concept of dopamine and suddenly thinks he's a guru.
>>153457406What concession? If you don't like it why are (You) still here? It goes against what you think should be done whenever you don't agree with something. And it would be easier to make a website than a company yet you still won't do it.
>>153457474Because I dont care about some faggot on 4chan disagreeing with me to the point of leaving it? You value your time more than the wage you're being paid, so naturally you'd do something that is better worth your time but instead you spend it whining like a bitch on a Mongolian pedophile website.
>>153457508And I don't care about some bloated entitled employers I don't need to work for or your stupid ass to the point of forming a meme company, that's obviously not the point little bitch boy. If what you tried saying actually mattered you would practice at least half of what you preach but you can't even manage that because you're just another fake dick sucker.
Imagine getting so defensive over rich people that will never pay you a cent for it. Jesus what an embarrassment.
>>153436364People don't have jobs because of endless immigrationAll of the problems in society loop back around to endless immigrationPersonal accountability is something only pressured on to people who have already been dealt a bad hand in life
>>153439761you forget that the christmas episode never actually happened. it was a story told by and old green thing to a young green thing. those were never charlie's words and actions
>>153457430Fuck no.
I've thought about applying to shit job postings just to make insulting hurtful comments towards them and their unrealistic expectations.
>>153457546But I do practice what I preach. You're just a whiney pinko faggot who thinks you're being "exploited" because you have to work, yet you don't take any measures to keep yourself from being exploited. Sucks to be a cuck I guess.
>>153457238That really sucks
