Nope, not getting out of this chair.
>>153437563You sir, are extremely bald
>>153437563Courage would dismantle the Viltrum Empire within 10 minutes, by the way
>>153437671Viltrum folds to any character or setting that has a powerset that makes 'big punch' irrelevant, because all Viltrumites have in their arsenal is big punch. There's no plan b for them, no other option, just big punch.
>>153437595How do you respond to this without sounding mad and bald?
>>153437671Just about every “serious character vs cartoon character” fight has the cartoon character almost always win because it’s funny, especially if said serious character is very self-serious.
>>153437992Even fucking Vegeta knew this.
>>153437671Cause he deals with aliens all the time. And deities, monsters, robots, serial killing psychopaths and demons.
>>153437671>his yell is the exact same pitch that renders viltrumites powerless
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>>153437671*bongo heist music starts playing**courage, seeing a paddle ball distracting a random denizen, ties a rope and anchor to a space station, paints the station to look like an angry alien, and throws the anchor into a nearby sun, which the station now orbits permanently*viltrumites spend next eternity circling the sun, punching the station around*“STUPID DOG! YA MADE CONQUEST LOOK BAD! OOGA BOOGA BOOGA!”[end]
>>153437759I don't think the Hunchback has any room to jab at someone's hairline given he's well on his own way to Eustace's level.
>>153437671He'd convince them to leave maybe.
>>153441644Unlike Eutsace he seems comfortable with it. Eustace is clearly not happy about being bald.
>Oya...
>>153438775And worst of all: freaky barbers.
>>153437563He'd get out of the chair if Muriel was in trouble or needed help, right?
>>153437735That is far from true.The Viltrumite Plan B is the Magic Instant-Kill Karate Chop.
>>153440829I'm not sure if I want to see the full image or not.
>>153437563>Courage preparing to face conquest>"the things I do for love.."
>>153441644Eustace is the kind of man who wears a hat 24/7 to hide his balding naturethe hunchback knows he's ugly and accepts it for his is an inner beauty
>>153445500It’s courage shouting Ooooooh the things I do for love!
>>153445500>>153440829I do want to see, give me the sauce please
>>153445210Thats still just a flavor of big punch, anon. A basic physical attack, just with ridiculous damage mods on it. Let me put it to you this way: you could kill every single Viltrumite left in the universe just using Medusa from Greek mythology, simply because they are so confident in their own physical might and superiority that they would consistently show up and posture and get petrified before they so much as threw their first punch. There wouldn't be a fight, because you beat Medusa not by physical prowess but by solving the puzzle of how to fight her in the first place, and the Viltrumites don't have that as a skillset because Big Punch has always worked as a plan A. They've never needed to learn how to fight cautiously. A viltrumite with full knowledge of what they were dealing with could EASILY defeat Medusa in a hundred different ways applying even a basic counterplay tactics. But in practice every fight would just be "Stand ready fo-" *is a rock*. And then the next Viltrumite never gets a report on what happened to the first guy and goes into the fight just as uninformed as the previous one was, and dies the same way.
>>153438119>EEEYAAAAAARGH!>...Muriel, close the window! It's drafty in here!
Do you think Eustace and Muriel care about what’s happening in the outside world? I like the idea that they only get their information from the TV, which makes them paranoid and disconnected from reality.
>>153449010I think they both care considering that Eustace always reads the paper (whether or not it's outdated is a different story) and Muriel has done competitions before for food in the show. If anything, they are aware of everything, but play it casual to not freak Courage out/ (and failing at it)
>>153449010It's strange, they have a farmhouse in the middle of a desert, but still love within driving distance of "town".
