HE TOOK A BIG GAMBLEBUT NOW HE IS SCRAMBLEDI'M POPEYE THE SAILOR MAN
shits on ur face
Is there ANYONE who can beat him?
>>153448949JJK is DONE and DUSTED
>>153448949Popeye solos all of anime
I LOST and I'm a disgusting freak. I'm also gay
Who's the better man: Thorfinn or Kratos?
The Hulk? Even he becomes unfathomably gay at the sight of Sonic. His cute tight virgin little blue asshole becomes the only thing Hulk wants to smash. Sonic uses chaos control to stop time and takes his pants off. Stroking Hulk's cock the size of him with both of his hands and using his super form to fly back and forth so it's easier to jerk him off. Sonic takes off his shoes and his feet play with his balls. With Hulk's short temper it's obvious he doesn't last long. Time resumes and Hulk shoots a pathetic squirt out. He becomes Bruce again begging for more. Sonic looks at his face, then his shriveled up cock smaller than his own pinky and smirks.KO!
Marvel and DC are Ultraman and Kamen Rider victims.
>>153448977his BVLL
>>153449002make another dead thread where you talk to yourself
>>153448994If you ask me, these memes were funnier when it was Sonic violating Goku's booty hole
Cucky Saitama never recovered>>153448989Thorfinn is a canon trans ally, but never spoke up for pan, queer and bi erasure. He is a Monster
>>153448977BoboboBugsSupermanUncle Grandpa Pinkie PieSimonBill Chipher Judge Doom
wukong > kratos
>>153449032post wukong carrying 3 mountains
>>153449036Post Kratos carrying a mountain.
>>153449044Kratos flipped a universal tier temple
>>153448977Micky mouse
>>153449048He just flipped the temple
>>153449054Univeral+ temple
>>153449027Loses to regular swordLoses to TurtleLol gets beat up by everyone but Batman firstCanon suicide victimRaped by Weird AlLmao weak cuck dies to 1 Big Bang and canonically loses all power against BVLLsLost to Jewish californian kidsWho?
Post Kratos tanking a small sedan running him over Post Omni-Man and or Homelander tanking a kitchen knife
>>153449054If Yggdrasil was inside that temple then he flipped Yggdrasil
Post some heroes that objectively kill SupermanI will startYugi Muto
>>153449076>Yugi MutoOverkill
>>153449076Thor GoW and Thor Marvel
>>153449075Yggdrasil isn't in the temple just a doorway
>>153449076Goku
>>153449084The doorway needs to be connected to the rest of the structure dumbass
Is there ANYONE who can't beat him?
>>153449076Pegasus Seiya
Alucard? RAPED AND GAPED.Dio? RAPED AND GAPED.Other Alucard? RAPED AND GAPED.Every Dracula? RAPED AND GAPED.Blade? RAPED AND GAPED.Twilight? RAPED AND GAPED.Arcueid? RAPED AND GAPED.Caine? RAPED AND GAPED.
>>153449109Sonic can’t
>>153449054The janitor was wrong.
>>153449104The Doorway is magic it doesn't have to be physically connected
>>153449076Sonic, like every other hero Superman sees Sonic's tight virgin blue asshole and begins to plap it while closing his eyes imagining Louis. Telling himself it's "close enough" if he closes his eyes. Superman like everyone else before him falls on his knees drained from Sonic. KO!
>>153449076Batgos
>>153449121And yet it was connected to Yggdrasil which Kratos flipped.
>>153449121magic isn't real
>>153449138Neither is Kratos
why is he so slow compared to other speedsters?
>>153449149Kratos transcends reality.
>>153449116He loses to Doris from Depraved Vampire Slut.
>>153449160Can you post Kratos transcending reality?
>>153448983True
>>153449168I just did. You aren't a transcendent being and can't comprehend him.
>>153449168https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygu9QuRmwKU
>>153449112who?
>>153449116It's time for you to face a real fucking vampire!
>>153449195Dies to the blazblue vampire lady
If Kratos is so powerful then why doesn't he make himself grow hair
>>153449195seems like a downgrade compared to all of them >>153449116
>>153449076Spawn.
>>153448949>>153449000>>153448983cucky popeye
>>153449116ALL OF THESE? TRUE!Besides D beating Caine.
>>153449121Yes it does you can’t just make up rules
>>153449195Pic UNRELATED btw
>>153449233… which is even more true than all the rest combined.
>>153449116What does to mean to be RAPED and GAPED?Like the raping was so hard (and the abusers cock was so big) that their pussy/anus GAPES from loss of elasticity? Damn...
>>153449233...'s loser streak.
>>153449116Does D live on Earth? Then Arcueid is precisely D+1 in terms of strength.Also Caine? Rapes and gapes.
>>153449076Danny Phantom.
>>153449259yup, i know from first hand experience, i tried to fight this Italian plumber and boy did he stretch me proper
>the designer of Chun-Li suddenly rapidly talking about futa>his sparse posts about futa beforehand implying he got twoshotted by a Messy and Aoba Q Madou doujinshiWhat does this mean for Capcom and Street Fighter? In powerscaling.
>FAGRio trying to make fucking men and being a FAG a legitimate win conMust be a day that ends with t
>>153449284Chun-li's has a pussy, and it REEKS. Trust me, I know
>>153449116>>153449195How many of these characters have destroyed a building?
>>153449299You weren’t supposed to ask that…
>>153449298Juri Han (futa)...
>>153449284I fucking KNEEL!
>>153449298Mai Shiranui...
>>153449278I was a Sonicfag but I concede to this
>>153449076Super fucking Mario
>>153449294>sonic gets RAPED and GAPED (the raping was so hard (and the abusers cock was so big) that his anus GAPED from loss of elasticity) and later says "u-uh it doesnt count its not a wincon"Use your brain. It's a legitimate wincon, it's like how being knocked out or killed are both wincons.
>>153448984Mario...
>>153449284>With a busty Chinese martial arts futanari girl, a busty Japanese swordswoman futanari girl, a busty elf futanari girl, and a busty dark elf futanari girl, humanity can achieve world peace.TIER 0 TRVKE!!!
>>153449298SNFFFFFFFFi don't remember posting this
>>153449351>FAGrio trying to give me every little detail about plapping Sonic's cute tight blue asshole like it's not the gayest thing in this thread You lost.
>>153449278GAYrio...
>>153449294There are no days that end with t.
>>153449376>Sonic's cute tight blue assholeenough about sonic before he met CHADow, though.
Putting your penis in another man makes you gay. It doesn't matter why you're doing it. You're canonically gay if you do it.
>>153449413Not if you are fucking a cute thicc femboy tho.
>>153449396
>>153449413>i-it doesnt matter wh-Low elasticity and possible serial gaper detected. It's a wincon. Mario raping Sonic means Sonic lost, but the fight never happened in canon so he isnt gay.
BOUNDLESS BEAST
Dick in man's ass is gay, therefore sodomy, ergo you are sinning in the eyes of our LORD. Don't be a faggot, kids.
>>153449413>>153449439BISEXUALTOS IS NOT GAY
POWER! GET THE POWER!!!!!
>>153449425>dies for CHADmanity's sins>tanked it and came back 3 days later after thisOur DARK HERO. There's good guys, there's bad guys, and then there's CHADow.
>>153449425not my messiah
>>153449439KINGtos RAPES and GAPES and TEACHES this chud loser.
>>153449445GAAYYTOOSSSSSS>>153449458Gaytos...
>>153449458Kratos is canonically one of the three wise men who guide and KNEEL to the TRUE SON OF GOD, JESUS.
Larloch?Larloch probably solos your hero.
>>153449458Post Kratos defeating the Holy Father or His Son.
>>153449445>CHUDtos only loves 2 gendersWHAT ABOUT THE 6495481 OTHER GENDERS?
>>153449431>FAGrio still talking about tight blue assholes like he barely lasts a second inside it closing his eyes imagining it's Peach instead The winner is Sonic the Hedgehog
>>153449503>losing his eyes imagining it's Peach insteadWhy would he do that? It's like Prison Rape. It doesn't make you gay, it's domination over another. It's literally the straightest thing you can do if you dont make it weird
Cucky Jesus.
Curse Vishnu right now.
>>153449483That was changed after 1, now he is the 2nd coming of Christ (but even stronger)>>153449500Kratos is multiversal. Cucky Yahweh lost to Chemosh and can only make 1 flat earth. Kratos oneshots and cucks them with Asherah
>>153449526Curse Vishnu. I'm a Shaivite btw.
So what if Joseph raised his Wife’s Son? What Mary does is none of his business.
You leave the lord's son out of this.
>>153449550>>153449521>>153449500How are you going to explain this when you reach the pearly gates
Why has Kratos never gone against Satan? Starting to sound very suspect. Could Kratos be the anti-Christ?
>>153449553No one mentioned Hong Xiuquan.
Islam is the fastest growing religion (2 billion Muslims vs 2.6 billion remaining Christians) and set to overtake Christianity as the global religion by 2050.
>>153449526>risk eternity of hell and no reincarnation for an image boardNoooooooooooo thanks!
>the original ending of GoW 3 was suppose to be Kratos and his Norse and Egyptian counterparts traveling to meet and KNEEL to the LORD JESUS CHRISTwould have been more based than cucky norsetos and his 'w-we must be better men!' whining cuckfest
>>153449560The Quran instructs us to call out all Kafirs and TEACH them the one true God.
>>153449553Cucky Joseph is a BETTER MAN who steps up to raise his wife’s boyfriend’s kids.
Can you stop fucking stop trying to use religion in powerscaling its cringe
>>153449561You already saw him beating Asura
>>153449518>I'M DOMINATING YOU! I'M OBSESSED WITH YOUR TIGHT BLUE ASSHOLE BUT THAT'S BECAUSE I'M STRONGER, NOT BECAUSE I'M INSTANTLY GAY
>>153448977Public domain slop directors
>>153449553You were the first one to bring up the dead kike on a stick.
>>153449561>GoW keeps going with PSYCHOtos invading and settling other god realms, making them fight back>he SLAUGHTERS them all>he tries to do so to the TRUE GOD>he fights through the apostles, each stronger than even the mightiest of pagan gods he's fought and killed>eventually he is forced to KNEEL and REPENT before the Lord>Kratos is finally at peace and goes off to live somewhere amongst humankind with his BOY
>>153449572that was an offhand statement in gow1. You know, the same game that said Kratos stayed an olympian forever and Cronos died of old age in the desert.Gow 2 and other prequels retconned it.
>>153449567Tattoos are haram btw.
>>153449596You said the TRUE GOD but Allah has no apostles.Yahweh is a weak semitic pagan god whose temples had to be shared three-ways with Asherah and his BVLL Chemosh
>>153449611Hence why Kratos prays to Allah for forgiveness.
May we see Cucky Jesus’ feats? He needs Daddy Scaling to get to flatearth level
>>153449634never forget that Kratos broke you. Keep taking LLLLLLLLLZZZ son
>>153449652uh... warrior-z bro? you're posting Kratos dressed as the LORD and SAVIOR, Jesus.so you are agreeing with me that allah, that weak and pathetic BITCH, would get BTFO by the LORD?
Allah is Hubal the pagan Arab moon deity.
>>153449076Simon
As a Christian, it makes me happy to know that Judas and the Jews BETRAY and Pontius Pilate CRUCIFIES my LORD and SAVIOR. Because the Synagogue of Satan condemning the King of the Jews' tight anointed handholes and footholes full of hard iron nails and his head with a spiky thorn crown before leaving him on a cross to slowly and painfully die will give Jesus Christ more SINS to forgive!
>>153449207Alucard, DIO, and Twilight job to Remilia, I don't know about the others
>>153449204BFDI fans would burn you alive bruh
>>153449677>Allah is just Hubal>Yahweh is just a rival of Baal carrying multiple of his epithets>Moloch is BaalIT ALL COMES DOWN TO THE BAALIT ALL COMES DOWN TO THE BAAAAAAAAL!
>>153449662Jesus (Isa) existed in the Quran too, but he wasn’t the son of god only a weak human who got to parrot god’s words.Also Allah is mentioned creating an infinite multiverse in the Quran, with omnipresent higher dimensional beyond time presence. Cucky Yahweh (who Cucky Jesus the featless fraud can only chainscale to) needs 7 days to make 1 flat earth.Allah writes 1 word and Yahweh and Jesus are erased, and also Chemosh and Asherah and Baal, and their cucky flat earth replaced by a true Arabic-multiversal-cosmos because Islamic SCHOLARS actually knew how space works.
>>153449439Miko Victim
>>153449718Baal is El's bitch.
...Gru vs Megamind?
>>153449726post muslims and allah not jobbing to a new jersey sized country in the middle east...
>>153449736El literally got beat up by a base human.
>>153449726>>153449718>>153449701>>153449652>>153449634>>153449639WHAT THE FUCK DOES ANY OF THIS HAVE TO DO WITH DEATH BATTLE IN THE FUCKING SLIGHTEST
>>153449560>AIIIIIIEEEEEEE PLEASE DON'T SLANDER MY FRAUDULENT LORD! OR YOU WILL EVENTUALLY GO TO HELL!KWAB
>>153449743Post Israel not already stomping composite goyim at baseline.Post Israel forcing the PERSIAN WARRIOR (Allah + Ahura Mazda fusion dance) to open the Strait of Hormuz.
No amount of slander and besmirching will stop Jesus from FORGIVING Kratos for his sins.
>Christcucks being humiliated once again Is Jesus the weakest Religious figure of these halls?
>>153449718Baal is not a god btw. Baal is a title meaning "Lord" or "Master" and has been used for multiple different Canaanite gods.
Goku and Superman are Christian and are very disappointed in you right now.
still seething over the japanese super heroes?
>>153449195You wouldn't recognize a real vampire if one jumped up and bit you on the end of your fucking dick!
>>153449785I don't think Goku's world even has something similar to Christianity
>>153449787Still jerking off to gay porn?
>>153449754KINGtos gapes Christianity and TEACHES them to be Better Men.
>>153449754The topic is Death Battle.A heavily divisive Death Battle in these halls is Kratos vs Asura, for its egregious wanking of Kratos (1 degree of removal)One Kratos scholar happens to be Warrior-Z (2 degrees of removal)The Warrior-Z in question happens to be a muslim (3 degrees of removal) (also extra relevant given Asura's Hindu origins)This wouldn't even qualify for 2-C, it'd be 3-A.
>>153449799Jesus is quite literally real in Dragon Ball. The power of Christ is invoked to defeat Dracula Man.
>>153449774Kratos canonically has never killed an innocent unless forced to by evil gods.Jesus has killed innocents and is a false god.Kratos will forgive Jesus, then TEACH him to be Better as Jesus kneels to the TRVE KING
>>153449803Kratos is FORGIVEN by Jesus and becomes one of the Three Wise Men.
>>153449754Warrior-Z broke you.
Friendly reminder
>>153449785Goku calls a bunch of very egyptian looking people Gods and never Yahweh
Asura would never BLASPHEME or CONDEMN Christ.
>>153449828Can you post Jesus killing innocent people?
>>153449800the fact you had to dig into 'random porn moments' to find that clip is wild, that post was from three years ago.also, it wasn't gay, the one doing the jerking was a woman. she posts on twitter, posing with many kamen rider belts.but hey! projection's cool, bro.
Vishnu would effortlessly beat any Puny verse trying to slander him
>>153449830See >>153449528Kratos is canonically far more powerful than Jesus and has a better message to TEACH.
>>153449850>the one doing the jerking was a woman.wait really?
>>153449726Reminder that Allah is humanity's bitch. Since Muslims say that the Quran is uncreated and co-eternal with Allah himself, it means that Allah was predetermined to create us since he the mention of humans, the detailed narrative of how we are created and the rules for us have been part of Allah since forever. Allah literally never had the choice to NOT create us. Allah scales below destiny and humans, we willed the concept of humanity into existence and told cucky Allah to make us a planet and create us humans.
>>153449848Mark 11. Jesus goes up to a fig tree out of season, throws a tantrum at it for not bearing fruit out of season, then curses it to die on the spot.KINGtos would cut this selfish heathen down for this, that Figtree coild have fed a whole village but Jesus was a Monster
>>153449844Asura is LITERALLY Indian and believes in Hinduism
>>153449866Allah created fate.
>>153449883>every Indian is Hindu (the religion)That’s quite racist of you, KINGtos rape this man!
>>153449883Post Asura condemning Christ.Post Asura not slaughtering his way through the Hindu pantheon.
>>153449883He is from a fictional country on a fictional planet.
>>153449913We are all already raped. Kingtos is the great equaliser
>>153449863yes, she does cosplay tokusatsu porn
>>153449866I swear my seventh grade History class told me that Muhammad created the Muslim religion
>>153449916No he’s from INDIA and the planet and country is literally visible from space with intricate detail including rivers showing he lives in INDIA
>>153449921I believe you but can you post proof just to dunk on /dbg/?
>>153449924Keep the Prophet Muhammad’s name OUT of your infidel mouth!
BOUNDLESS BEAST!brownest bitch...
>>153449924Technically he did, in a way. He’s like an extra prophet from all the Christian ones that told the True version to his army.And then another version of Islam called Shias came along who made an extra more important prophet after Muhammad.
>>153449947https://x.com/mamamamariaria/status/1953097312982712564?s=20
>>153449960This post was written by dirty Sunni hands btw
Reminder you can kill most Dragon Ball characters with swords.
>>153449920>Still ducking QUEENmus
>>153449960*Actually no i’m wrong because the Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) could not have created Islam when Allah (Most Gracious Most Merciful) canonically created Islam and the Quran before time, and Muhammad is his Final Prophet and all former prophets also spoke the word of Allah.La Illaha Illallah Muhammada RasullallahKratos wins.
>>153449996lol it's crono trigger
Asura? Prays to NO ONE!
apparently megamind has his disguise watch and this makes a "disguise theory" more credible.Someone explain those things to me.
>>153449996Reminder this fight wasn’t lightspeed because a normal human with no fight training watched the whole thing happening and also recorded it.
CHRISTSURA!Muhammadtos…
>>153449920Samus. Spawn. (-1)
>>153450001>2-0mus
>>153448949I'M POPEYE THE TRANSWOMANPOPEYE THE TRANS WOMANI'VE GOT A BIG AXE WOUNDAND NOW I'LL BE DEAD SOONI'M POPEYE THE TRANSWOMANACK! ACK! ACK!
>>153450008where does the tokusatsu hero, allah's messenger, fit into this?
>>153450022The Minions are unstoppable killing machines. If Megamind can trick them they’d tear Gru to shreds instead.
>>153449996You can kill the avatar of Marvel's creator divinity with a street level fight, so what
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uwoVvJuPLEU&list=RDuwoVvJuPLEU&start_radio=1&pp=ygUabG92ZSBtZSBvcmNoZXN0cmFsIHZlcnNpb26gBwE%3D>What can I say to you? I remember how it felt to take that throne. All that it meant and all that it did not. A God of war. God of pain, of suffering, of destruction. The Norns said I chase redemption that I know I can never deserve. What does that make me? God of fools. A God of... Hope. "When all else is lost". You lost everything. And everyone. you became... There is no forgiving you. You chose... I chose. What now? Should I, the same man, should I sit? take? proclaim? lead? place myself in service? In service. Should I lose everything and everyone, there's to be enough left inside so that I do not become you? I do not know. But I have... hope. You are cruel and arrogant and selfish. But you are more than that. You have always been more than what others saw. You are more than that.
>>153449996B-but he's a planet buster!
>>153450048I Cried when he said this. We must be Better
>>153450040Except Megamind wouldn't be able to trick them
>>153450040>if
>>153450054a single white tear ran down your leg? wild.
>>153449940It isn't India when the planet isn't even Earth.
>>153449920
Cucky Allah.
>>153450029… is not here but 3-0QUEENmus is.
GET BEHIND ME GORLS
>>153450058He gives himself away all the time is the problem, cause he can’t help himself. Even Tighten clocked him from a verbal tic
>>153449458SATANICtos...
>>153450048KINNNNOOOOOOOOO!
>>153450088SataNIC???
In a scenario where they did a fight between brand mascots of any product (not videogame, book, series, comics, whatever else, actual ad mascots), what would be a fitting match?
>>153449754Mudslimes are showing their satanic nature.
>>153450069Allah took no women or partners for he can have no equal.Yahweh had a wife who left him and became the Caananite god Chemosh’s mate, Jeremiah and Ezekiel blame his jealousy from Asherah becoming their goddess and becoming a prostitute for Chemosh (literally, The Hebrew Bible frequently and graphically associates Asherah with prostitution (זְנוּת zənuṯ "whoredom”)) in material written after the reforms of King Josiah.) as the reason he allowed the destruction of Jerusalem.Allah is the One True God. Repent and beg forgiveness
>PEDOllah
>>153450075>that mouthBuilt for Megamind's BBC
>>153450066They literally go out of the way to give it Earth’s exact geography down to the rivers. It’s Earth, by a different name. Just like Mobius
>>153450137FVVAAARRRKKKK!!!
>>153450142Mary was 12 when God impregnated her and cucked Joseph, btw.Your whole religion is cuckshit and projecting it
>>153450151The frame that mindbroke all of India
>Christcucks trying to pick a fight with CHADllahBIG mistake
>>153450190Thragg knows. It’s where the Viltrumites get their power
>PEDOllah seething over his child molesting followers getting BTFOd by Christ’s disciples again
>>153450151BOOM
>>153450203Christ’s own God daddy was fucking a 12 year old, and his human cuck daddy too
>PEDOthlic Church OUT OF NOWHERE!
https://www.patheos.com/blogs/storiedtheology/2017/02/15/cuck-christology/Ermm, Bros?
>>153450190YO WILD, IT'S THE IRON SHIEK
>>153450151KWAB!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFjnxA9_aTkOh my fucking God
Christ’s Jewish Disciples famously RAN in FEAR of the CHAD ROMAN GUARDS then let the Roman Guards fuck their wives rather than admit knowing Jesus and getting beaten up.Muhammad was a literal Warrior King and all his followers an army that took over the continent.So weak cowardly cucky jews vs Warrior Beast Arabs.
Post SHITlam taking over Europe instead of getting TRAPPED and BETRAYED in the Balkans.
Warrior-Z and Kratos, the Quran's greatest heroes. Never forget.
>>153450271?????did you fucking commission that?
>>153450271YOUAREAMONSTERNOLONGER
>>153450274>oh PLEAAAASE Chaddy Vlad save us from the Beastly Turks we’ll pay you all our gold and wives!
>>153450271KEK!
>>153450288lmao no I saw it in one of my video recommended
>>153449967HOLY FUCKING SHIThttps://x.com/i/status/2046644908543614999
>>153450271IT’S KIIIIINNNOOOOOOOO
Post cucky yurop not being dependent on CHADrab oil
https://youtu.be/HfWqoW3Es8g?si=uzuKwbr2Zkhihi2K [Open]"I applaud you, Jesus Christ, you still couldn't even scratch me however. I've gone up against Reimu, Byakuren, and performed other BOUNDLESS feats of resurrection.">The entire cast of the bible look in shock as GODko unsheathes her sword, the cosmology it's shaking from the sheer POWER of the BOUNDLESS SAINT."Let me show you what true holiness looks like">HERGREATSAINTLINESSmi No ETERNALVIRTUEko's Danmaku begins to glow with a FRACTION of her spiritual might."My Way is Truly That of Heaven!">With that, DIVINEko charges forward with Infinite speed and shoots Jesus, OBLITERATING him along with everyone there with the explosive shockwave from said attack...>The entire Christian Theology is consumed by a blinding white light, and when it clears...there's nothing>Toyosatomimi no SAINTko floats in space as she looks at the magic jew"You are a prophet no longer...">With all his verse obliterated alongside his physical and spiritual from Jesus can only utter a single sentence before ceasing to exist"I never was...">Evaporating into nothingness Jesus is terminated Toyosatomimi no Miko Opens a Senkai and goes away, but before closing the portal she looks back"Sayonara, Son of God..."
>>153450297>Oh PLEAAAAASE [FOLLOWER OF CHRIST] save us from [HEATHENS WHO WERE TOO DISMAYED BY THE RIGHTEOUS FURY OF THE FAITHFUL TO CONTINUE INVADING]Huh?
>>153450066Just keep in mind the guy you’re replying to is a cuckspammer and is baiting (You). He’s the shitposter that’s having a meltdown every thread recently.
>>153450271Brandon was TEACHING us...
My HERO GODtor Stephen Vincent Strange RAPES and GAPES the entire Touhou verse and makes every single character bear his child. Yes, even Rinnosuke.
>>153450068>>153449920Post production budget
>>153450328You misppelled>Save us from the CHADS who raised you and trained you and who we’re PAYING you to betray for our lecherous honourless cowardly cause as we hide from them behind your Might
>>153450367CANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
>>153450367No one asked for that matchup
>>153450271Ain't no way...
YOU ARE A MONSTER NO LONGEEEEEEEERRRR!!!!
>>153449850Damn, where the hell is it?
>>153450367>Homosexual fantasies Yup, that's a Marvelbro!
We must return to the days of KINGS!
>>153450410if it ain't there, it's probably behind a japanese onlyfans type shit
>>153450271FVUARK!!! I'M SPILLING MY SISSY GREEK SEED AS WE SPEAK!!!!
Kratos BROKE you, son. We can sit here and debate
>>153450410I didn’t know they had PEAK on porn video sites.
>>153450271Asura's century of humiliation
…
No Kekoldry at all this waiting period... We're losing our traditions in real time...
>>153450449And? You can’t disprove it, Matt Phobos confirmed Morpheus is canon
…..
>>153450367it would be pretty funny if the plan the Touhoufags had fails and all the Touhou wank just gets debunked instead of being validated to make the fight look fair
>A grown ass woman collected all this
Reminder God of War responded by making Morpheus Kratos canon composite within Ragnarok
Man legit no one has interest in discussing the MU huhMaybe cuz its solved.Its either MM outsmarts and has Gru hit with the death ray or any insta kills or Gru gets face to face to the real megamind and beats him to death.
>>153450484She's trans btw.
>>153450495We don’t call them that anymore we call them Better Men
>>153450367Mpreg is the HOTTEST fetish
>>153450495https://x.com/i/status/2016142948417864119You sure?
AWOOOGA! Baby wants MILKIES!!
>>153450525HOOOOOLY FUCKING SHIT I NEED TO DRINK MILK FROM THOSE RIGHT FUCKING NOW! BABY WANTS TO FUCK! I NEED TO POUND THIS MILKING COW I NEED TO BREED HER I NEED TO EJACULATE DEEP INTO HER WOMB!
>>153450489ASAARafags will always talk about their loss. It's not the match up's fault
AWOOOGA! Baby wants CUMMIES!!
>>153450271NEW THREAD THEME
>>153450553Bejita...
>ASAARafags will always talk about their loss. It's not the match up's fault
>>153450561Hi.
>>153450576What made him cry bros?
>the Agito cosplayer was actually a big tittied asian woman who collects KR merchWell ain't that a surprise
>>153450595giant japanese tits on a woman who collects kamen rider transformation devices
>>153450593
Big tits are problematic and ecouragw rape culture btw, be better
Oh hey you guys, i found my hot takes post from a while ago
>>153450604i mean, since the early 90s, there's been a club of women who meet and discuss how much they want to fuck godzilla in japan.
>>153450628>happens before the true ending DLCBros…
>>153450645Nobody fucking cares, listroon. Kys.
>>153450637oh yeah why doesn't that apply on Epstein Island?
...
Strangebros... only one day left until we get GAPED by R>Fmu Hakurei...
>>153450637Very true, which is why Kratos stricltly endorses bisexual pedophilia. He was TEACHING those kids.
>tokucuck>listroonIFIGHTTO BE THE FAGGIEST ALIVE
>>153450655You just cant handle hot takes, sheep
>>153450662>ENTIRELYCONSENSUAL Island?
>>153450690>the butthurt capefag dug up a 3 year old clip of a tokusatu cosplay porno, saying it was gay porn>the one doing the jerking was actually a fat tittied japanese tokusatsu nerd>got buttmad that tokusatsu literally means special effects, and has been unknowingly watching tokusatsu because they consume james gunn and disney hero slop>got angry at fat tits in tokusatu and claims they're gay porn.wild. what's the cope gonna be now?
>>153450525HOLY CANOLI LOOK AT THOSE MELONS!!! why can't listroon show us his tits if he keeps claiming to be a woman?
>>153450722
>>153449284>look up akiman>60 years old>doesn't have a wife>tweeting shit like thisI feel kind of bad now
>>153450760>dox yourself
As a proud MAGA patriot, it makes me happy to know Jews RAPE and GAPE my nation, religion, children and demographics. Because Jews filling my nation with all manners of disgusting detritus from the second and third world until the Western population numbers are all brown and black will give us more RESENTFUL SLAVE MORALITIES to overcome!
any matchup with 2B. but it's live action
>listroon spamming his shitty takes>ultrafag spamming his goonslopLiterally just ban these two and /dbg/ will improve greatly.
Grown women disgust me
>>153450775we already know he's a spic from Mexico by him doxing himself already so nothing would change besides knowing what's in his pants
>>153450785wild, still thinks i'm the ultra fag.
>>153450782>liveaction please no
KEKY STRANGE....
>>153450822
>>153450809>Spic from MexicoAnon...
>>153450822>check strange's solo comic>clea and strange are in a beautiful marriage and are fully committed to each other in both body and soul, clea having defied death itself to bring her husband back>check side comic by a different writer>clea is making a pass at namorI fucking hate marvel's cuck fetish
>>153450671...'s laundry before R>F Strange GAPES her and composite Touhou.
>>153450858wasn't namor like, bootyblasted because sue storm was still married to reed?
>>153450871>>153450671Reminder capeshit can be any level you want it to be
>>153450791Hal...
>>153450487does he get new powers in blue form?
>>153450872You say bootyblasted like he hasn’t been beating the shit out of Reed and trying to murder him for decades to get Sue. He tries to kill him to fuck his wife
OMG I HECKIN LOVE READING PICTURE BOOKS MADE FOR CHILDREN
>>153450940Sounds bootyblasted to me, honestly
>>153450947Ultramansissy...
>>153450947>Comic books out of NOWHERE
>>153450924he becomes an even Better Man.
>>153450947ENOUGH! The Hungry Caterpillar GAPES and RAPES your hero and his entire verse
>>153450669Black Hat victim
>>153450947Rien...
>>153450979Blue Kratos proudly voted for Kamala, regular Kratos misguidedly abstained from voting after falling for disinformation
>>153450645Kill yourself listroon
>>153450947Comicbros, Mangabros, Actual picture bookbros, Books with the occasional picture in thembros…
>>153451018Does Red Kratos vote for Trump?
I hope Death Battle doesn’t disappoint OUR FVARKING hero
>>153451038This man is a MONSTER who murdered his brother just like Asura tried to murder Mithra. Grutos must TEACH him!
>>153451033Worse, red Kratos is an unreconstructed Bernie Bro that’s eternally relitigating the 2016 dem primary
>>153448949Test
>>153450967Are you talking about DC Ultraman oooorr...
>>153450947Gojosissy.....
Reminder that Sun Wukong RAPES and GAPES Supersissy, PopCHAD, Sonic, Goku, and most importantly: Kratos
>>153451108Jobbed to Mount Tai, irrelevant loser
>>153451108how many mountains can he hold up again?
>>153450967>>153450947dc comics, marvel comics...
>>153451123Sh…SHUT UP!!!
>>153451038Who does he think wins? He's not a fenceSHITTER, right?
>>153451123japanese hero spectreman lifted a mountain over his head and used it as a weapon against a monster, if that counts for anything.
>>153451108...on opposite day! [END OF STATEMENT. ANYTHING ELSE WILL BE DISMISSED AS IESLB]
>solos your favorite verse
>>153451123>>153451139He canonically held up 2 on his shoulders
>>153451161isn't jim going through a serious bought of depression right now?
>>153450759TokuCHADsu is unstoppable.
No sensible scholars in these halls care for>Ultraman>Kamen Rider>Godzilla>DigimonYAAAAAAAWWWNNNNNN
Bruce Almighty? Sonic freezes time. Takes off his pants and bends over in front of him. He grinds his cute tight hedgehog ass between Bruce's already erect cock. Hotdogging it up and down until Bruce pathetically cums all over Sonic's back. Sonic runs off and unfreezes time as Bruce keels over.KO!THE WINNER IS: SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!
>>153451171Only 2? Yikes…Go pick fights with the MHA bros, kiddo, the adults are talking here.
>>153450759>>153451180holy SHIT
>>153451205damn, you really are mad, huh? why? you still afraid ultraman and super sentai will, as you put it, replace superman?
>>153451143Schaffrillas is the biggest Megamind fanboy in their entire fandom, no competition. He’s their Warrior-Z
>>153451205also>digimon out of fucking nowhere
>>153451222>she
Any character who doesn't show up in Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny is irrelevant
>>153451205All of these series RAPE and GAPE Composite Sonic and his verse
>>153451205TRVKEimagine worshipping old asian men with microdicks role-playing in cheap halloween costumes
>>153451267yeah it's biologically a woman, sorry to disappoint.
>>153451268>KINGzilla is the first character mentioned
>>153451278Sure """she""" is.
>>153451278Fuck...
>>153451273damn, so assblasted (s)he's replying to xerself while thinking of penis. absolute woman behavior. fucking wild.
Asians are disgusting
>>153451278Liking slop automatically disqualifies you from being cis tho, that thing is no “””woman”””
:)
>>153451297...ly sexy
>"she" puts make up on and has a fake boob chest piece! That's a woman!Do TRANSkusatsus really??
>>153451292>takashi perma seething over his microdick and the fact that no one wants to watch his shitty larp fest cartoons
When I see a woman, I think of penis. I LOVE penises. TRANS LIVES MATTER!Pretty sure you already know my hero.
>>153451334Athena Asamiya!
>>153451220Post Kratos holding a mountain.
>>153451324>>153451304>>153451287Do you have any proof of her being trans besides assumptions? You're running low on copium here
>>153451287>>153451324>>153451304>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHWhiny little BITCH
Why are asian shrimpdicks so desperate for western validation? We do not care about your poorly created chinkshit here. Get lost before you get nuked again you disgusting slit eyes
Reminder that SuperSISSY and composite SHITvel are Godzilla victims.
>>153451324you'd be right, you know, if her pussy wasn't on display, but go off, chief, fucking wild.>>153451332and projecting? wild.>>153451304fucking. wild.all this cope because you capefags are scared that special effects are replacing your goyslop?>>153451364daaaamn, wild, more cope. yet with the same breath, they'll go on to defend goku.
>>153451351Post monkeyboi flipping a universal+ temple
>>153451383Post her pussy, then
>seething about capekinoSo much for the tolerant left
>>153451395Post GoW's devs saying the temple is universal.
>>153451359Do you have proof of "her" being an actual woman?
>>153450871>>153450671I can't believe this fight is just actual people throwing hands in real life
First it>only gay men love kamen riderNow it's >THAT'S NOT A WOMAN IT'S A MAN A MAN honest question but what do you gain from being delusional
>mass reply meltdown
>>153451442
POST. HER. PUSSY.
>>153451414Did you play the game?
Heroes for this feel?
>>153451439>Only gay men love Kamen Rider>Posts a video of a man pretending to be a woman who likes Kamen RiderThe first FACT remains true btw :)
>>153451462SATORU GOATJO
>>153451463>:)oooooh he seeeeeeeeething.
>>153450759JUST TELL ME HOW TO FIND THAT DAMN IT
POST. HIS. MICROPENIS.
https://www.sofiatopia.org/maat/nun.htm>There is something before every thing, before the order, the architecture and the life of creation, manifested as a transformation or change from a nonexistent, virtual state to an existing actuality. The virtual state is not actual, but confirms possibility, latency and potentiality. As a potency anterior to creation, it was conceived as a nonexistent object, before "form", i.e. anterior to space and time, and before the creation of sky, Earth, horizon and their "natural" dynamics. In the Pyramid Texts, Pharaoh is said to originate from beyond the natural order, beyond creation of space (Shu) and moist (Tefnut), sky (Nut) and Earth (Geb), life and order.PHAROAHTOOOOOOOOOOS!
>>153451461>Can't post the devs saying it's universal
>Capefags can't tell the difference between trannies and actual women
>>153451461Yes. It was just a temple. One on a mechanism to help Kratos to boot as it was designed to be flipped.
I don't get it. Why are we so fucking mean to VictoriaMikoto?>Makes Wallpapers>Draws cool vs art stuff>Active in vs discussionsIs it all because she doesn't like Superman? For shame.
Nobody likes your retarded jewish juvenile amerimutt capeslop
>>153451462Every single person in Kamen RiderGru
>>153451485Devs dont need to say anything when its been clearly displayed in the game
TEMPLETOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSS!!!!
>>153451475Who's the one masturbating to MEN? Not me :)
HETEROSEXUAL Rider!
https://x.com/mamamamariaria/status/2016649963275768122?s=20>Her tits are fake! That's a man!Damn, then she's great at blending make up, cause the skin on her hands, face and neck match her tits.
>meltdown:)
YOU DID THIS
>>153451526>actual pedophilia propaganda
oh hey look she has the belt that belongs to the guy who won Champion's island.
>>153451533>>153451526Why do you come here to discuss porn? There must be better places to showcase how much of a virgin you are.
>>153451539But enough about SuperSISSY who can't tell the difference between trannies and women.
>>153451526those are women, yes. want the other movies?https://letterboxd.com/film/kekko-kamen-the-mgf-strikes-back/https://letterboxd.com/film/kekko-kamen-surprise/https://letterboxd.com/film/kekko-kamen-royale/https://letterboxd.com/film/kekko-kamen-premium/
>reading upon Egyptian Metaphysics>alt+tab back into the thread>transvestigation, cuckoldry, and sodomy discussionFascinating.
>>153451542He went out on a high note at least
>>153451549Ok, that's a cool gadget
>GUYS PLS TALK ABOUT MY SHIT ASS SERIES >LOOK HERES PORN YOU LIKE IT NOW RIGHT???
God I fucking hate americans
>>153451550>got called out on their falseflagging big time>"uh, go somewhere else!"WILD>>153451539>:)oh u mad.
>Capecuck meltdown
>>153451575Don't be talking shit about fandoms you don't know then
You do realize this is the Death Battle thread right? Can you please discuss the topic and not spam porn?
>>153451575wild, an actual melt down
AmeriGODS in the house tonight!
>>153451442This is the head bobbing SuperSISSY will be doing to Bruce Almightys god cock
I just came back from DOMINATING the champion's ladder using my favorite monsIt feels good to be a PokeCHADAnyways what's going on here?
>>153451549>Hides face>Hides crotchMan.
>>153451591>muh fandomsi can smell the stench of societal reject off you
>>153451600nah, posting more cause it pisses you off.https://letterboxd.com/film/kekko-kamen-forever/
>>153451600Where is the porn?
KaMEN Rider.The rider of men.
>>153451626Her face was posted multiple times. At this point I assume you're just baiting.
>>153451600Cool it with the anti-Japanese racism, bud
...Death Battle?
>>153451499Bejitabro btw.
>>153451626She posts her face constantly on her account retardBITCH.
>>153451626>No Adams apple>Tits are realWoman.
>displaying his whores as a means to bargainNo SHARTman rider. I will not fuck your low tier chink whore no matter how much you beg for it.
>>153451640kamen translates to maskkamen ninja akakagetuxedo kamengekko kamenkekko kamenhentai kamenpantsu kamenjust means mask. but hey, it's wild you see super heroes and go 'lol i like penis' like that, good for you
>>153451640
Death Battle?
>>153451612Tragically it appears they're DISCUSSING about KEKOLDRY, SODOMY, and TRANSEXUALITY. As a YugiSCHOLAR, I will return to my studies of ANCIENT METAPHYSICS until this "debate" concludes.
>>153451655>constantly on her accountwhich im sure you visit daily virgin bitch
>>153451687Nero Claudius vs Kamen Rider Geats
>>153451687Kamen Rider Geats is a Death Battle combatant
>>153451658oh sorry i didn't post sonic on mario porn for you to goon too, how ignorant of me. >>153451692>gets proven wrong>has a meltyKEK
>>153451685>>153451679Why is he a faggot that loves to ride men though?
Death Battle??
>>153451685English is the only language that matters tho
Sexually frustrated gay sex fantasies??
>>153451687Whether you like it or not, Kamen Rider is on topic now because Geats won Champion's Island.
>>153451711they used to ride motorcycles, so 'masked' as in always covered their face 'kamen', and rider for the riding of motorcycles.they stopped because japan issued a law that said 'no customized vehicles', and then they got powered up by fruits.
>>153451724but I spent the last 5 years learning japanese so i could marry my body pillow
KIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGTTTTOOOSSSSSS!!!!
How much does FGO buff Hercules? Because I thought Mahoraga vs Hercules was even and leaning more towards Mahoraga.
>>153451656>Hides Adam's apple >Wears fake boobsMan. Male.
>>153451741Of course the rider of men are fruits.
what's wild is i fucking despise tokusatsu. i just hate capeslop more. i literally learned about tokusatu just to fucking show my dislike of dc and marvel comics.
>>153451741And then he began riding cock in a huge COCKYmen rider orgy
>>153451736He doesn't have a Death Battle yet :)>b-butOff-Topic :)
Who will Freddy Kruger fight for the Halloween episode?
>>153451771you don't seem to be grasping that kamen is just the word for mask. here's gekko kamen.moonlight mask.>>153451785>:)i can see the steam fuming from your ears, capeslop enjoyer.
>>153451771Nah the only rider that has fruit powers is this guy
>>153451785>:)Seething SuperBITCH
>>153451785Kamen Rider Ichigo had a cast.BOOM!
>>153451778Same. We're so different and unique and the world will never understand us. Spiritually japanese btw.
>>153451792Pennywise most likely if we dont get Pennywise VS Sinestro
>>153451803nah, fuck japan, nuke em again.
>>153451785https://www.youtube.com/live/wFcrwnMGTnU?si=vIVpFcdfCSqIGf71Uhhhhhh huh
Superman will never be as big as Ultraman.
>>153451799>>153451797SHARTmen riders ASSEMBLE its time to go to the park and fight each other with our cheaply made plastic toys with built in sound effects
You could show /dbg/ Hitomi Tanaka tongue deep in Shibuya Kaho's pussy and they'd still somehow, find a way to make it about sucking another man's cock.
Expecting amerifats to know what a word means in a different language
>>153451823could you like, get better at falseflagging? at least type like one of us to be more convincing?
>>153451813Denounce the Chinese Communist Party right now
>>153451830>weebshit fag is so addicted to pornslop he knows the name of chink whores off the top of his head
Ex-Aid should fight Neptune
>>153451851Neptune is for LaharlEx-Aid should fight Ultraman X
>>153451840stfu and put on the beetle helmet before i apply the lube
>Capecuck melty
>b-but Death Battle CastDoesn't count, just like DBX :)>>153451822Mad :)
>>153451832i mean it's their own fault for not knowing, since it was adapted into a tv show for them literally called masked riderhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UapMPX5iYc
I did not expect you Tokus to mind break this guy
>>153451830Hitomi Tanaka is too straight for all of these closeted faggots
Now that we're about to reach bump limit, who won this thread?
>>153451859Grass hopper. Kabuto is the one that's beetle themed.
>>153451864>Mad :)you are. and that's wild.>>153451859eh, a for effort.
>>153451868flagging every video on this channel to get it banned for copyright
Reminder that Despicable Me RAPES and GAPES Superman at the box office
>>153451877Megaman
>>153451877
ok someone make a new thread before he does
>it was the Supersissy that was assmad over DBX being counted for wins and losses on the wikiKEK!
>>153451886wild, have fun with that.
>>153451906Can you make it anymore obvious you're a shill for whatever japshite company that makes this garbage?
>>153451886SuperSISSY...
Why are Supermanfags like this?
>>153451917now link more channels to get nuked microdick-kun
>>153451939surehttps://www.youtube.com/@dcofficialhttps://www.youtube.com/@marvel
Maybe Victoria was right about Superman after all...
>>153451928Death Battle is all they have left at this point. No one even cares about James Gunn's tripe and now the only thing they can cling onto is powerscaling and three wins against the same guy on a fanfiction show. Hence why you see them have daily meltdowns.
>>153451959kill yourself listroon
This has to be the best case of an attempt at slander backfiring in the worst possible way holy shit
>>153451969Sorry bud, but i think that Supersissies are the ones that need to kill themselves instead.
>>153451981CHADeats!
>>153451988>>153451988>>153451988
Reminder Martha Kent got fucked by Supersissy's BVLLY Lobo.
>>153451981you'll continue to desperately shill this irrelevant homo franchise while not a single functioning human gives a fuck
>>153450271KIIIIIIIIIINGtos!
>>153451981Curse you Geats
>>153452003damn, he didn't say anything about superman though?
>Most popular anime in Japan and the West>Highly successful sequel series>Most iconic anime character of the 21st century>Universal scaling>Actually marries his love interest and has multiple kids>Actually kisses his wife onscreen unlike a certain retarded space monkey>MFTL on-screen feats>Most respected anime in these threadsYup yup! Looks like Naruto wins this thread!
>>153452230>Waited for people to move to the new thread to post about for his jobber who canonically transforms into a women for older men
>just because there is no proof of her being a him, doesn't mean she is a women!What is with you niggers and trannies?
