Robot vs Monkey
Cucky Ultraman.
Everyone lost the last thread.
>>153454574so who wins this?
Post a single Ultrabitch Death Battle win.
all i can think of when i see primal is that one post on a transformers forum back in the mid 90s upset that he was a gorilla, and it slowly devolved into 'truk not munkee'. anyways, there's gonna be more bitching and whining about tokusatsu in here, no matter how ontopic you try to make it, so brace yourself.
>>153454468>>153454484>>153454509>>153454534>>153454567>>153454590
>>153454596
>boomerang schizo yapGet a family already you old fuck
>>153454606post a single ultrabitch loss.
>>153454610That's our 3-1er.
Spawn is 4-0
Ultraflop.
Cucky Superman.
>parroting and reactionary postsAHAHAHA what a sad breed of posters
>>153454619Post Godzilla's perfect Death Battle winrate. :)Post something that isn't Duggan's fanfiction. :)
>>153454605Optimus Promal
ENOVGH >>>/bant/24261335
Say his name
>>153454648Post Superman canonically beating Godzilla.
>>153454633Post the 4 Death Battle videos where Spawn wins :)
>promal
>even more Sonic/Superman vs Ultraman (ft. Spawn) discourseAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
BUH BUH BUH BUH BAAAAA I LARP IN THE PARK WITH PLASTIC TOYS AS A COVER TO MOLEST CHILDREN
>>153454659*Primal
>>153454682damn hal stooped that low? wild.
>>153454673>Lumping me in with SuperFAGno thanks, Sonic doesn't need more people fighting over his cute tight blue asshole.
Ze end
>>153454661>Post IDs and FlagsUM MAYBE WE CAN STICK AROUND HERE WE'RE ALL ANONYMOUS
>>153454667Post Godzilla beating Goku three times in Death Battle. :)
>>153454736Post Superman beating Godzilla in any medium.
>>153454682Ultrapedo...
>>153454652Also, FUCK Ultraman.
>>153454743Sales and relevancy, for starters. :)
This whole situation just reeks of>you can't sit with us White girl drama.
>>153454734Ultrabrown...
>>153454761notice when you aren't wanted and act accordingly
>>153454762The 'yeah wild' guy posted in /bant/, though?
After the gong show that was season 3, would Saitama still win a public vote against the likes of Goku and Superman?
>>153454769You have no power here
>Most popular anime in Japan and the West>Highly successful sequel series>Most iconic anime character of the 21st century>Universal scaling>Actually marries his love interest and has multiple kids>Actually kisses his wife onscreen unlike a certain retarded space monkey>MFTL on-screen feats>Most respected anime in these threadsYup yup! Looks like Naruto wins this thread!
>*SSSSCCCRREEOOO- Wait is that a WW2 era plane filled with small explo- ACK!
>>153454778Probably not
SuperKEKS I thought we were popular and wealthy!??!?!?!?!
>>153454574>Supermelty
>>153454769but enough about all of /dbg/ on /co/ and it's influx of /dbs/ migrants.
>>153454775He always claims to not be an Ultrabitch though?
>ultracuck seething about /dbg/Kek.
>Supersissy too afraid to post in the /bant/ threadNoticed.
>>153454812I'm just calling him what everyone else is calling him. Wanna see a gorilla?
>>153454605Mega Man Xi dont see anything pass town level on vsbw for primal
>>153454809>it's influx>even more UltraBROWN ESL babble
>UltraFAG and SpawnFAG too afraid to post in the /bant/ threadNoticed.
>>153454830i mean, come to the /bant/ thread, i posted, got a nice red white and blue flag next to my ip and everything.You don't have to be scared, Superfag. :)
>>153454778hahahahano
>>153454673more like>Spawn vs Superman with Sonic and Ultraman leeching off the former
>>153454843literally the second post, bro. wild, you can type on 4chan while being blind?
>>153454797>I thought we were popular and wealthy
Hey guys.... megamknd vs gru is coming out this may 3rd....
>>153454885>LIEperman using the 90s Mario movie
>>153454868Have you retarded completely gone off the deep end?
>>153454885oh that's why he didn't post in /bant/, he was editing his cope list. hey check this out>you're using the wrong mario movie, use the illumination one.Post Mario's 3-0 winstreak. :)looks just like you typed it, right? wild!
>>153454673>Sonic/Superman Wait the Super sissy was a Sonicfag the whole time?
>>153454885And why is he below dragon ball, Ultraman, Final Fantasy, Yu-Gi-Oh! and Mario in value then
>>153454911damn, i typed 'wild, two balds', but it wasn't me? absolutely. wild.
>>153454925No. Are you retarded?
wwyd?
I am afraid to post in the /bant/ thread, mi amigos...
>>153454885
>>153454605>>153454659>>153454684Primal has anything that can tank and counter X's Nova Strike? Or anything of the myriad of bullshit stuff can pull?https://youtu.be/esG8pVsp3Xw?t=327
>>153454948Sonicsissy...Supersissy....Spawnsissy...Ultrasissy...
>>153454954depends, does primal have his skull mace from his original action figure?
>>153454885KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK what a bunch of cucks who can't sell tickets.
>>153454940What the fuck is even happening in The Boys anymore?
>>153454968Mama, and Luigi, I can't stress this enough, Mia.
>>153454961Check again
Cucky Ash.
>can't beat Spawn at death battle >can't beat Mario at money Supershit is pretty useless huh?
>>153454987I'm starting to think you just like the attention.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOORING
>>153454982Butcher's dog got a segment focused on him in today's episode (mostly to highlight how there's still some humanity left in him), this is one out of two of his dream sequences.
>he's using rotten tomatoes nowOh he's seething
>Immediately starts hiding behind reviews
>>153455010It's time to play the music. It's time to light the light. It's time to see Clark seethe on the Muppet Show tonight.It's time to put on makeup. It's time to get things right. It's time to see him post film from the 80s, to try to make things right.
SUPER DUPER DIAPERBIG MESSY SHARTS*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
>>153455050The Ultracuck special!
>>153455059oh he's seeeeeething.
>>153455050Daima Goku..
>>153455050THATS OUR HERO SHARTMAN RIDER
>>153454954He has energy absorption which could drain from a guy with elemental powers and could cause natural disasters, which shuts down a lot of X's arsenal
I looked this up real quick out of sheer curiosity and imagine my fucking surprise
>>153455068bro can't handle the bants and can't find cuckart to spam, so they're doing this. sad.
>>153455042So it is all for attention
YUGIOH!
>>153455050Clark....
>>153455087Yep, predictable. Has to hide behind Christopher Reeves to win. Thanks for playing.
>>153455088My verse would piss its pants seeing this
>>153455102>People love Superman more than an irrelevant baby showSounds like it.
hey check it out, i can be the sonicfagKEKAPOO, UltraSISSY got GAPED and RAPEDi can be superfagPost Ultraman's Death Battle win. :)i can be a kratos scholarROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTOSi can be a jirenfagENTER...wild right?
I'm gay and proud
>>153455086When you don't know the series you're slandering and don't have any cuck shit to use as ammo, you're forced to resort to bottom barrel scrap insults.
You'll never be shit aside from a turd on the side of the road
>>153455119Sonic...
Gentlemen... Behave yourselves... You're in the presence of a KING...
>>153455119Every single western comic book hero on June..
>>153455123Ooh, thanks for reminding me. Gotta snatch the Kuuga blu-ray before Discotec puts it on 'going extinct'. They jacked up the price of Kamen Rider Black to almost 70 dollars because there was only 19 disc sets left.
>>153455123when you're forced to samefag cause no one gives a fuck about the series you're trying to shill for
>>153455129>TRACEtos
According to these halls, everyone and their mother is FTL. What then is the point/charm of speedsters like Flash?
>>153455143but enough about superman and sonic
>>153455142you're so obvious
>>153455129Yeah he's the king alright....the king of lardasses
>>153455158....Thank you?
>>153455171go samefag in another dead thread like yesterday that shit was hilarious
>>153455167>king of lardasses>FATren out of nowhere
And mysteriously, for no reason at all, Sonic failed to show up in the /bant/ thread
dude's lashing out and shadowboxing ghosts. fucking WILD.>>153455176it's three different ips, dude. holy fuck you're so mad. come to /bant/ and see for yourself.
keep samefagging pussy
>>153455065What the fuck KEK
Reminder this is the fag spamming about how Sonic rape everyone.
I-if I were forced to post in a thread where flags and IDs I'd lose instantly!
OK... uh, sure, you got it boss?
Socio-cultural factors have shown me that Toku does not equate to Live-Action movies in the west. The loose connection, and bare bones framework, is barely enough to give a full comprehension of what the term 'Toku' means to the average westerner. A westerner would categorize 'Toku' as entirely different, based on societal and cultural history. So, when a westerner man hears 'Toku' he would infer as a wacky Japanese film. Why? based on Socio-cultural factors he would deemed 'Toku' as entirely different - all based on perception of individuals based on different culture.
Yeah she solos your verse.No, don't try to deny it.
>>153455218Don't fucking start this shit again
>>153455218socityally speaking, of course.
>TALK ABOUT MY SHITNever gonna happen
>>153455204What flag even is that?
>>153455177>FATos calling anyone fat
>>153455218i mean, to japan, your live action movies are silly little super hero guys running around, socializingly speaking of course, as defacto as the defication of your decleration maybe.
>This team alone is continentalAnd MHAfags think they stand a chance.
>>153455238Argentina.
Sonicbro? Where are you? The /bant/ thread is COMFY...
>>153455221Hal...we need you FAST
>>153455242Dude's typing like Xavier.
Rex is so lucky...
>>153455238Venezuela
>>153455253U-um I'll pass, for no reason haha...
>>153455244Post any of these shitters destroying a mountain or a city you lying Poketranny.
>>153455253Why do you ignore me Minacutie...I can treat you good...
>>153455242That is true, thank you for agreeing for my point. Two different cultures would classify each other's movies and media as entirely different. Vice Versa. Thus, Toku would be categorized differently in the West. And the same can be said about any western media in Japan. It's all about thinking in perceptional layers of a people's culture, society, and history. A western man would categorize Japanese media different. A Japanese man would categorize western media differently. >>153455224True, my good sir.
I can't believe /bant/ RAPES and GAPES Sonic and his entire fanbase...
>>153455211Sonic...Superman...Ultraman....Spawn...Samus...
>>153455281What do you think a team of earthquake-users would do? It's common scaling.
>>153455244Reminder that Giovanni's beedrill is almost human sized.
>>153455286i mean there's a fun story of the american's thinking a tokusatsu war movie was using footage of their ships, but they where just 1/6th scale models and had to be told it wasn't japanese spies using footage for a war time romance film...but at least you accepted your defication and refirmation on this obstervation.
>>153455308uh...faint to a weepinbell with razor leaf?
>>153455084MIGONNEStos...
>>153455332They're too tanky for that.
The /bant/ thread so kindly reminds meI'll always live in a second world country...
>Mega Mewtwo Y>"Despite its diminished size, its mental power has grown phenomenally. With a mere thought, it can smash a skyscraper to smithereens."
>>153455244>Team has 2 mons with a 4x weakness to waterLol
>>153455348not when i played, solo'd the gym with a weepinbell.
>>153455363A whole SKYSCRAPER?! I gotta get out of here or my ass is COOKED!!
>>153455365Show AFO using Water Gun.
>>153455304>Ultraman>>>/bant/24261373Lol, you were saying?
>>153455363How the fuck is it WEAKER than the Mewtwo strikes back one????
>>153455363>>153455374>>153455376I think you are forgetting something else worth addressing
>>153455383It's not? It crushing a skyscraper is the most basic thing it can do.
>>153455363>statements
ENTER /BANT/SOME STAY WHITE WHILE OTHERS SIMPLY CAN'T
>>153455419The Dex is the fucking guidebook of Pokémon, so it counts.
Talk about something else, please
>>153455221Mind posting this in the /bant/ thread?
>>153455391I mean yes, but Giovanni doesn't even need their help.
>>153455491Megamind vs Gru
>>153455491OkayYa like pretty cure?
>general is filled with AmericansSchrodinger's Brown... is... STRONG!
DOESN'T MATTER TIME OR PLACEIF I HEAR A /BANT/ THREAD'S MADEKNOW THAT I WILL NOT SHOW MY FACE!
>>153455850Ultrasissy...Supersissy...Sonicsissy...Samussissy...Spawnsissy...Gokuisissy....Mariosissy...(All the same person btw)
>>153455850Sonic...
>>153455889not according to /bant/, wild right?
>>153455889Did you actually check /bant/
>>153455850I will. After my VPN loads of course.
>uppity enough to reply to obvious bantsDios mio, xe is compensating too much!
It is good morning in India, saar.
*Explodes your verse*
>>153456085Stop trying to duck Louise, KEKYmin.
>>153456085Dead Bart solos
>>153456085>
None. Absolutelly no one (One Piece doesn't count), can stand in the way of the true new gen KING.
>>153456085
>>153456194Boruto is more popular than One Piece anyway.
>AbsolutellyESLruto...
>>153456179NarutoDAMN!
>>153455238Israel.
Here's a character who actually affected our reality with his curse
>>153456303Who? What? Not everyone knows your literal who franchise.
>>153456309Reggie Star from jujutsu kaisen you third world retard.
>>153456234Lies detected, sadly.
>>153456332>third world retard.I'm fourth world, you retarded spic.
>>153456342Then why are you on 4chan you destitute subhuman? Shouldn't you be busy trying to fight a rat for your next meal or something?
BEAST
schlonking big doinks
>>153456367Snuck in to my local Richie, managed to hijack the Wi-Fi around this time, and decided to speak to my international friends. How about you, Pablo? What did you today?
>>153456371Sonic becomes a FAG at the sight of his cute twinky asshole.
>>153456179HulkDAMN
>>153456332Nobody cares about JJK bro.
>>153454574Why do they have to fight?! I always wanted to see a Megaman x Transformers or X with beast wars!
>HulkCHADly's BITCH
>>153456342Orion...
>nulyfag is back
How strong is Primal, actually? He's one of the few characters where his VSBW stats are actually far lower than the stats everyone else tells me he has
>>153456584Why would the Nulyfag post Zly?
>>153456585If you exclusively use Beast Wars to scale him then he's pretty barebones, all of his best feats come from season 1 (tanking a continental, explosive fart at point blank) and his biggest antifeat also comes from said season (dying to an explosion strong enough to destroy one of Earth's moons), funnily enough.I'm fairly certain most of his higher-end material involves JG1 stuff but I'm nowhere near as knowledgeable about that part of the franchise as the debate would require.
BAPTOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!fuentesura...
FUENTOOOOOOOOOOS!bapsura...
>>153454605Are they doing the cherry picking approach like they did with Megatron, or are they giving them literally everything like they did with Godzilla?
What did I miss? I don't understand the reputation Ultraman has here. Why does he even come up? It's hard enough to even discuss Kamen Rider here.
>>153456635>dying to an explosion strong enough to destroy one of Earth's moonsThat doesn't sound like an anti-feat, am I missing something here?
>>153454664
>>153456677Maybe they have those two feats backwards
>>153456676literally because people are afraid that he'd, and i quote 'would replace superman in popularity', then the superfag was confirmed to be the sonicfag, having a major melty over japanese superheroes and outted themselves as a tranny enjoyer.
>>153456677No I probably just used the wrong term there, my point is, as far as Transformers go, Beast Wars characters in general all have relatively low stats, anything scratching planetary tier can kill them and while I'm no Megaman expert, I'm fairly certain X having way more content in general probably means he just has more material that can give him the edge against Primal in a fight, it's a Galactus vs Unicron situation, essentially.
>>153456732Sounds brown, I'll pretend not to see it.
>>153456332I'm white, so I don't read that slop.
>>153456732I mean Ultraman is completely different from Superman. No way he'd replace Superman in popularity.
>>153456734Most of X's content that would help him is specifically in different continuities, like X Dive. But sometimes DB allows that and sometimes they don't, so I don't know.
>>153456676Forced shilling by one maybe two guys that made the other retards insecure which led to the usual shitflinging. Pay no mind unless you wanna jump in and add to the chaos.
>>153456776Shilling? Like an attempt to make money?
REJOICE!
>>153456767Well then that's another similarity X and Primal share between one another, at least.
>>153456780Considering Ultraman isn't really a big global franchise then a couple of guys trying to get other autists to like their hobby would technically count.
Momoshiki wins all of his MUs, btw.
>>153456799On the other hand, the only way anyone would be able to watch that shit is piracy, so the company wouldn't even make money.
>>153456676See >>153455218 on what happened a few threads ago
>>153456826I mean, the entire Ultraman series is available to watch on streaming services, and fairly cheap to buy the blurays of.
>>153454982Unironically terminal TDS
>>153456826>>153456847My bad, meant this guy>>153456823All the series are on Tubi, the offical Youtube channel with dubs/subs, on a 24/7 shout factory twitch stream...
I won
tubi's still around?
>>153456883Giovanni...
>>153456883...'t be fucking her tonight
>>153456905… said Shadow to Sonic.
>>153456905Yugi...Darth Nihilus...
>>153456865>Hulu for blacks>free access begging spot that is Youtube>localizer no one cares aboutCongrats on being in a better position than 90% of Canadian cartoons, I guess. At best, they only got YouTube and maybe as filler for a major streaming service.
my piss smells so bad
>>153456905.... because I fucked her so hard she literally DIED
>>153456915You uh, do realize a bunch of WB cape cartoons are on Tubi right now, right?
>>153456927>Guru shitGentle FUCKING Men......
>>153456944>GuruI'd call you an ESL, but it's a Japanese word, so instead I'm going to call you a dumbfuck.
>>153456944Sorry, I only fuck women.
>>153456865>All the series are on Tubi, the offical Youtube channel with dubs/subs, on a 24/7 shout factory twitch stream...Found the actual shill
>>153456944>Guru>JSL
>>153456676Because the attention whore faggot who keeps spamming that loser that no one cares about is always trying to force him into discussion and he also always has autistic melt downs if you make fun of his favorite Japanese children's show.
>>153456951...with dicks. But I don't do anal, I just give them a handy, suck it, but never anal
>>153456952>make a false statement that you can only pirate a series>someone comes in and corrects you>SHILL SHILL SHILL SHIIIIIIILL GET OUT OF HERE SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLwild.
>>153455050Mega Babies would be too powerful for this thread, honestly.
>>153456933And? I don't care about slop, I just talk shit on the internet.
>>153456965but enough about goku and sonic and one piece and bleach and naruto and mha and attack on titans and yuyuhakisho and jjk
>>153456970>wild.Didn't you literally say you were the Ultrashill
>>153456980and pokemon and digimon and yugioh and inuyasha and i can go on.
>>153456823>>153456799I was going to tell you fags to stop talking about it before the faggot throws a melty about his internationally C-list at best character but I was too late.
>>153456970But that actually makes sense.
>>153456986punching shadows again? wild
Thoughts on anal sex? We all agree that it's disgusting right?
>>153457003Anyone who craves it loses.
>>153457003i hear get prepared for it and making sure it's clean is a pain in the ass
>>153457002>>153454868
>>153457014fuckin wild, right?also, no, i don't shill ultraman. just everyone calls me the ultramanfaggot for some reason. i just like getting involved in shitflinging.
Ultraman won? Yes he did.
>"Sun disk"? Sorry what's that? An can I eat it?
Wait so the Ultraman spammer is literally a Tubi shill? lol
>>153457025>I'm not the Ultrasissy, I just feel called out every time xhe is mentioned and I get very upset if you make fun of the series
>>153457011Every porn addicted moid...
>>153457060when did i ever defend ultraman? wild.
Socio-culturally?
>>153457025Why did you respond to someone addressing you as "Ultrafag" then?
>>153457057no really, tubi's still around?>>153457075'cause funny.
>>153457069>gets completely BTFO>starts acting even more ignorant, retarded and oblivious than he actually is
>>153457047Fucking BRAT, needs anal correction immediately.Oh yeah and Goten is there too I guess
>>153457047Wow, Goten sure seems strong. Say, can you show me some amazing feat that he's done?
>>153457066>moidGO BACKGO BACKGO BAAAAAAAAAAAAACK I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU
We hate foids here btw
>>153457003It's kinda kino and hot when a tranny or femboy get their prostate pounded until they get a hands-free sissygasm though.
>>153457003MONSTERsura...
Cucky foid.
Cucky moid.
>>153457141GOLD!>>153457156mold...
Foids?Produced Yoko Ono, and started the stereotype of "Girl joins the band, and they break up"
>>153457087nah, i've said multiple times, ultraman's a shit series. i only got involved because of the blatant ducking from the dbz posters when the fag kept posting ultraman zero, and hid behind thor. wild right? i literally read up about tokusatsu just fuck with that dude's head
>>153457156i'll be your cucky moid minaqt
>>153457170Different anon, but your repeated use of "wild, right?" is pissing me off. I'm raping you later fuck nigga.
>>153457003>Thoughts on anal sex? We all agree that it's disgusting right?>it's disgustingskill issuewash your butthole, filthy infidel or for allah i swear i'll jihad it
>>153457141FOLD!>>153457156mold...
>Literal FoidOUT.NOW
>>153454782Doesn't exist
>>153457200damn that's wild.
>>153457198DK what the fuck
>>153457170Shut the fuck up and start lubing up your tight asshole. I'm gonna fucking rape you till you love me you faggot.
>>153457156MOID!>>153457141Foid...
>>153457167>Ono destroyed the dogshit band that was the BeatlesI didn't know foids were so based
>>153454778>>153454791>>153454862Yes, because he's a gag protagonist.
What's the point of foids if femboys exist?
>>153457231People who like femboys are gays who aren't brave enough to admit they're gay.
>>153457231>What's the point of reproducing?
Cucky Spawn is only 2-0 btw
>>153457231I'm not a homosexual.
>>153457244>reproduction good even though it can lead to more foids being born
>>153457241I am gay as FUCK and I love femboys. What now, chud?
What's wrong with Tubi
Cucky Superman can only beat a retarded monkey.
I liked the Gru vs Megamind preview Hope the soundtrack ends up being good, that's one of my favorite parts of Death Battle
>>153457269ad hell i guess
>>153457269It has capeshit on it
>>153457274I sharted hard earlier and had no change of underwear the entire day
>>153457274Yep it looked great. How was your day, Kanamorisis?
>>153457274What's your favorite Death Battle, character and track?
>>153457274What color are your panties?
Hang the Kanamoritard and the Minatard.
Unironically, who wins this?
>>153457231femboys have way earlier expiration days
>disrepecting our /dbg/QVEENS
Which Kratos do you suppose Spawn would like less? OGtos or Nutos?
>>153457371Dont even think about touching my wives
>>153456654Shut up, Meg
>>153457403Canon>>153457393Fanon
Take note of the HEROES who appeared in the /bant/ thread VS the sniveling JESTERS who refused...
>>153457382The actual answer: Goku.The retard answer: Sonic.The best answer: Double KO.
>>153457382Latin America>>153457403He'd hate both but for different reasons
>>153457393We HATE FOIDS HERE
>>153457382>niggers vs spicsThe white race wins if double KO
>>153457465No lies detected.
>>153457465Stop being an incel.Be better.
>>153457428>90% AmericansYup yup, /dbg/ is POC friendly.
>>153457465This but I completely do a 180 the second they give me attention
>>153457470Sonic is a white autist staple doughever
>>153457479Foids are EMOTIONAL parasites
>>153457494He was reclaimed by the Black community, chud
>>153457510era of virgin faggots
>>153457517but enough about capeslop
>me at the /dbg/ meetup when some misogynstic, incel CHUD insults the MinaQVEEN and KanamoriQVEEN
Help me, bros. I'm stuck on Planet Retard. Can you send your HERO to blend in and infiltrate society here and save me?
>>153457445Greektos he'd hate for being an unhinged tard who mowed through people he didn't even need to.Norsetos he'd hate for being a spineless cuck who follows other people's orders muttering about not wanting to while spouting meaningless "be bettsr" drivel.
>>153457523On my way bro. By the way, can you post Godzilla's Death Battle perfect win streak? :)
>>153457522while you're doing all that they are under the table sucking me off
>>153457522Foids RUINS everything they touch
>>153457522>/dbg/ meetupwe wouldn't last 5 minutes outside the venue before cops are called
>>153457520>but enough about [genre tokufaggotry falls into] I'm glad we've come to an understanding.
>>153457465This
>/dgb/ meet up>one dude smearing shit on the walls>five others punching themselves in the cock>one dude standing on a table and repeatedly seig heiling>there's a chimp, not a black dude, an actual chimp
>>153457537I misread this as "Forks ruin everything"
>>153457534What does Godzilla have to do with this?
>Foids RUINS
>>153457540....because the MHAfag forgot to fucking pay the venue owner.
>>153457553I'd pull up for the chimp alone
>>153457542i dunno man, i don't see a single cape>>153457510but socio-cultural states that your western deffinition of tokusatsu is different than someone from the easts'.
>>153457553That chimp? The smartest one in the room.
>>153457274Hey foidgot i was talking to you
>>153457553At least one of us will run at full speed at a wall.>>153457576Can I use Foidgot? That's fucking genius.
>>153457558>TIP (Tiny Indian Pecker) exposedAIIIEEEEEEEE!!!
>>153457553Also, gay sex occured in about 5 minutes when the meet-up started
>>153457540...because I would no diff everyone there.
>>153457585DEKUSISSY YOU SLUT YOU MADE ME DO THIS YOU AND YOUR CUTE FUCKABLE ASS
>>153457318Horrible, I hate my job >>153457338Zatanna Vs Wanda, Right now I can't think of any character I would consider my favorite, but I love Garnet from SU, Madara, and Ohma from Kengan Ashura.My favorite track is American Phantom>>153457361Black
nah the /dbg/ meet up will be>all of us awkwardly standing together, forced to sing rock 'n' roll mcdonalds off key as a chimpanzee slaps it's grubby hand on a guitar
SHIT I FOIDGOT TO PAY THE VENUE OWNER!
>>153457589....because I ate all the fucking food like the fat fuck I am. Starving everyone there.
>>153457598>BlackLemme see
>>153457601>>153457553I like how the chimp is a constant in these scenarios.>>153457603It's because you spent all the money on the god damn chimp!
>>153457601>AwkwardA room full of schizos and autists will be loud. The chimp is constantly trying to start shit
>>153457598I'm sorry you hate your job. Also you have very good taste.
>>153457598Hey, uh....how big are your hooters?
The chimp RAPES and GAPES both the lion and the small dog even if they form an alliance.
CHIMPTOOOOSSSShumansura...
AT THE FAGGOT VENUE, SIGN UP FOR THE /dbg/ MEET UP!SLAP BOX THE CHIMPANZEESLAM TWO BRICKS TOGETHER!FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY
>>153457598Which /dbg/ poster would you suck off given the opportunity?
>>153456085Imagine choosing this stick for your party over BUSTY Darkness. KWAB!
>actual gay erp on the thread rnThe G in /dbg/ stands for gay apparently.
>>153457641The Chimp.
>>153457601For some reason, Ben Singer and Liam Swan are also there
Daily reminderIt's the MHAfag and Sonicfag paying for the venue
>>153457657against their will
>>153457657ZAMN! They got sexy sissy sluts at the /dbg/ meet up?
>>153457662Damn they're gonna cut costs. We demand an above average chimpanzee rental, damn it.
>>153457553>some thread simps would be fighting over the only two females in these threads>Superfag and Ultrafag would get into a sissy slapfight over some dumb shit>Dragonfags and Invinciblefags would be fighting each other (both groups are brown btw.)>the Sonicfag would be screaming RAPE and GAPE until the chimp rips his balls off>the other posters like the MHAfags, Touhoufags etc, would be getting bullied>Warrior-Z would be fighting every single Asurafag>Marvelfags and DCfags get into an argument which is better
>>153457679>implying the Sonicfag didn't cut off his testicles already
>>153457553The real question is if we could get Wiz or Boomstick to show up for a panel.
>>153457678They're the ONLY ones who has the funds to afford the venue>>153457679Forgot to add the gay sex that occurs 10 minutes later
But who is the chimp's HERO?
>>153457698The Chimp IS the HERO.
>>153457698
>>153457698KINGantopithecus
June 27th at 2 in the Tulsa Southern Hills Marriott.
>>153457712But anon... I'm from Myanmar...
>>153457712I'm from a poor European cunt....
>>153457712There better be a chimp.
>>153457689>Ben and Chad are at the panel>Warrior-Z raises his hand and asks if Kratos is above platonic concepts>Sonicfag asking if Sonic rapes and gapes all of fiction>Ben and Chad now realize they made a huge mistake
>>153457712I'm from Africa, what do?
>>153457737Why? That is literally just a crasser version of what they experience everyday from their paypigs?
>>153457737>>Sonicfag asking if Sonic rapes and gapes all of fictionA real SonicKING would just say he does.
>>153457737I'd ask when's EVA match-up, followed by the Halfag asking for some pedo shit
>>153457737>Ultrafag asks if Ultraman can beat Superman>Ben goes for the cyanide capsule in his tooth
>>153457679>both of them would literally have to barricade themselves in their rooms because most of /dbg/ would attempt to actually rape and gape them (If they actually wanted to go for whatever godforsaken reason.)
>>153457737>Some faggot demands for another celebrity MY like Bieber and Black>Ben goes on a rampage, and SOLOs everyone in the room
>>153457789>>153457777>>153457772>>153457737The most unrealistic thing about this hypothetical is not thinking any of you will get immediately kicked out after sexually harassing some random woman
OOOH AHH AHH REEE OOOOH AHHHKingtosOOOH AAH AHHH HOOOOOOOHH
>>153457822What women?
>>153457822>"women"
>>153457823I just pictured the chimp freaking the fuck out, stopping, and in perfect fucking english, looking at the camera, saying Kingtos, and proceeding to chimp out again and I almost choked.
>Warrior-Z presents his fanfic novel to Ben and Chad and asks them if it's canon>they have no clue what the fuck a "Morpheus Kratos" is and say no>Warrior-Z activates his Sharty Rage and tries to make a beeline towards them only to get tackled by security
>>153457712No one wants to go to your gay tranime convention. https://www.oklahomaculture.org/tok
is "Morpheus Kratos" a real thing Warrior-Z made up
>>153457823most intelligent poster itt
>>153457890Yes, unironically.
>>153457231Women don't cover your cock with ass worms and the risk of catching AIDS from fucking one is significantly lower than with nonceboys
>>153457890He made a fan novel in which Kratos defeats his OC Morpheus and his hyperplatonic dream realm at 1% power
It's funny how not only is the chimp accepted nobody bothers to even ask questions like who the chimp's hero is to make sure it's an actual /dbg/ regular and not like, a wild or escaped chimpanzee
The Brazilian poster solos the chimp.
No, it only bants, they said.We only joke about being gay, they claimed.
>>153457932The chimp can speak proper English. That's already a bar above most posters here.
>>153457874>Ben and Chad go on a meltdown, and say "Fuck it. All the research and facts we're gonna use for the next MU will be based on 4 /dbg/ threads">The chimp is the security guard that BTFOs Warrior Z for doing anything stupidYour honest response to this?
>>153457948But which one is which?!
>>153457963Laughter.
Do you think it's possible to have a powerscale debate with a Gorilla using only sign language
>we'll base our research off whichever website wins the battle royale>they randomly select a /dbg/, VSBW, SpaceBattles, ComicVine, r/whowouldwin, CSAP, and OBD member fron the crowd
>>153457980>sign 'cuckygoku'>gorilla fucking punches you through a wall
>>153457980Yesimagine trying to explain lore vs feats to a Gorilla>why Kratos beat Asura if Kratos no blow up mountain but Asura blow up mountain? mountain bigger than Kratos
>>153458003Could /dbg/'s strongest warrior BTFO the other website's strongest in a WWE wrestling match?
>>153457980That Gorilla would probably hang itself if you forced it to learn powerscaling.
>>153458029>I hope you're fucking happy. That was ENDANGERED.
>>153458025It's the chimp so based on the fear factor of him ripping someone's face off, yes
>>153458029Silly gorilla, your neck would TANK the rope nodiff
>>153458029>Warrior-Z forces the Gorilla to read his fanfic novel and even debates with it>a few hours later and another poster finds the Gorilla dead by suicide
>>153458025I know the KINGtos bro wouldn't let us down
>Ben announces a battle royale and thd winner gets to decide a future matchupYour response?
>>153458082I win the royale, duh
>>153458088What if the chimp's involved?
>Be Warrior-Z>Spend all day writing gay fanfics about his hero>Gets paid nothing to moderation the sőy booru>Gets utterly ass blasted at anyone who calls him gay>Sends his 'cord butt buddies to harass staff at Monica Studios to try (and fail) to make his garbage fanfics a reality>Get into hour long, life wasting debates on da 'cord>Chimp out when he can't bullshit has way though said debates>The only ones who care to listen his faggotry are Aussie shitposters who just want more material to enrage people withGeg.
Forcing a gorilla to learn powerscaling is how you start the 100 men vs 1 gorilla fight
>Ben announces that the next season’s matches will be picked by the security guard chimpanzeeDo you think he’d be a better booker than the research team?
>>153457980That gorilla would snap your neck for insulting his hero Goku.
>>153458101My fucking sides
>>153458096I would win through nebulous scaling and questionable calcs involving a concrete pillar, steel door, disc, and a tree
>>153458096Chimp is the security guard, he cant be involved.>>153458102>The entire MU is another celebrity MU
>>153458102banana vs mango is gonna be fucking awesome
>>153458099Keep taking LLLLZZZZZ and crying on Big 'Zs shoulder son!!!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gombe_Chimpanzee_WarKASAKELATOOOOOOSkahamasura...
>>153458139>NO WE CAN'T DO ANOTHER BANANA VS PEANUTS MATCH UP, THIS IS THE 9TH ONE>chimp slams chair on the ground>OK FINE
>>153458153>Side only won due to hax
I HATE WEAKLING
>>153458102I unironically think a chimp could probably come up with a better match than Aang vs Genshin, yes.
>>153458003/dbg/ (chimpanzee) > CSAP (actual murderer) > everyone else (irrelevant jobbers)
>>153458140H-How old was Aisha when she married Muhammad?
>>153458153>For several years I struggled to come to terms with this new knowledge. Often when I woke in the night, horrific pictures sprang unbidden to my mind—Satan [one of the apes], cupping his hand below Sniff's chin to drink the blood that welled from a great wound on his face; old Rodolf, usually so benign, standing upright to hurl a four-pound [1.8 kg] rock at Godi's prostrate body; Jomeo tearing a strip of skin from Dé's thigh; Figan, charging and hitting, again and again, the stricken, quivering body of Goliath, one of his childhood heroes.[23]CHADpanzees MINDBROKE Jane Goodall
>>153457737To be fair most casts are>some faggot shilling his niche series>and then suggsversing it, to pwn a more popular series>capeshit inane wank>more DBZ MU>asking for FOTM series to be included>bordeline schizo matchups in terms of connections>skibbiddi friday.exe begging attempt number 204124214>maybe some book matchups>sonic fags asking if he is above platonic concepts
>>153458185>White lantern amped CAS lost to Simon the D*gger
Post the /dbg/ chimp destroying a car
>>153458188>*BRAAAAAP* I-I is debunk dis islamophobia on my 'cord or something o algo!!! delet dis post cuz it make me neo-xitty leak or however the little girl is married
How did the chimp find the Death Battle general?
>>153458192Id love to watch one of these live
Trunk Monkey vs Security Chimp
>>153458214an underage dropped his phone in a chimp enclosure and the chimp got hooked
>>153458214Someone dropped a laptop in the zoo enclosure.
Why did they give Monkey Strength and Chimp Speed?
Is the security chimp the reason Optimus is munky instead of trukk?
Harambe would BTFO the /dbg/ chimp
>>153458210Muhammad! Noo!
>>153458122My lore involving atoms, nonexistence, vague delutions toward platonism, and the warp curbstomps your ass.
>ChimpsGets obliterated by deforestation
I like that as soon as the chimp was brought into this, peace broke out.
>>153458248Keep his name out your FUCKING mouth!
>>153458259Sounds like you haven't read my cookbook, because I RAPE and GAPE you and your lore
>>153458271Because people love animals. Only stinky brown 3rd woulders hate animals.
A horse would BTFO the chimp btw
My hero can fire chimps in rapid succession out of his finger tips.
>>153458261MURRLOGICTOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!primatesura...
>>153458279I used AI to read it instantly and consume the information instantly.
>>153458248I actually thought the animation for /dbg/ Security Chimp vs. Harambe was good. I know a lot of people had problems with it, but I thought it was great.Even if you disagree about Harambe losing, given the power gap between the two it makes sense for /dbg/ Security Chimp to take little damage. It also put /dbg/ Security Chimp in some kind of a mentor or elder role to Harambe, and let /dbg/ Security Chimp show how far he had come by defeating someone who had been down the same path as him. He wasn't just fighting Harambe, he was TEACHING Harambe. And I think that's very heartwarming in a way. That /dbg/ Security Chimp would take the bananas he earned and help someone who was just like him.If this weren't a Death Battle I'm sure they would have ended cordially and flung poo at the Sonic posters together. The alternate ending is weird, even if heartwarming in its own way. It was nice to see /dbg/ Security Chimp ride his wife, but it feels weird to have him just stand there and take that punch.I haven't visited Harambe’s zoo though (but after watching this fight I think I might take my dick out!) so I might be missing stuff but as a big /dbg/ fan I thought they did /dbg/ security chimp justice and from what I saw they treated Harambe with the utmost respect. What character has ever gotten an alternate ending made just for them?
>>153458291>uses my pataphysics antimemetics to oneshot you
Uh oh, cucky chimp, mid monkey moid and gegged gorilla didn't like my primate penis size chart one bit
What the fuck is going on?>/DBG/ MONKEY
Gorilla would RAPE and GAPE Chimp
>Gorilla MURDERED his wifeThe chimp must teach him to be a MONSTER NO LONGER…https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcrrUuRoWT4
Still no footage of chimp destroying a mountain
>Cucky Gorilla geting uppity again
>>153458360Can you post Gorilla destroying a mountain?
But have you considered Gibbons?
>Literal tons of fucking mass and muscle>Lanky arm Chimp with less strength than a gorilla
CHIMPTOS!Gorillasura..
>>153458368>WhataboutismI asked first :)
I did NOT like Monkey vs Small Dog's ending. That was NOT a respectful death
The Lion and The Small Dog will put The Chimp and The Gorilla in their place for daring to upset the natural order of /dbg/.
>>153458318>I trigger a Retroactive Continuity Collapse. By the time your attack "exists" I’ve already rewritten the underlying logic of the scene so that 'Pataphysics' is just a fictional comic book within our world, and 'Antimemetics' are nothing more than common forgetfulness. Your "oneshot" didn't miss. It simply ceased to be an attack before it ever reached me.
>>153458400
>>153458379Actually, Gorillas are far more peaceful than Crimps, as they would rather not get into conflict. The most agression they'll show is bluff chargesMeanwhile, Chimps are known to maul, mutilate, and consume not just other monkeys, but other Chimps.
The /dbg/ chimp offers you a banana... Do you accept?
>Chimp tries to attack gorilla>Gorilla fucking rips the Chimp's arms offBooom
>Gorilla trying to talk big when he's a literal bullet victim
>>153458411Retroactive Continuity Collapse, huh? Thanks for the tip.
>>153458420CHIMPTOOOOOOS
>>153458417BANANA!
>>153458419>Lanky Kong beats the shit out of the stupid Gorilla
>>153458396I actually thought the animation for Monkey vs. Small Dog was good. I know a lot of people had problems with it, but I thought it was great.Even if you disagree about Small Dog losing, given the power gap between the two it makes sense for Monkey to take little damage. It also put Monkey in some kind of a predator role to Small Dog, and let Monkey show how far he had come by slowly tearing pieces off of Small Dog and eating them. He wasn't just fighting Small Dog, he was EATING Small Dog. And I think that's very heartwarming in a way. That Monkey would take the skills he learned and eat someone who was just like him.If this weren't a Death Battle I'm sure they would have ended cordially and ran away screaming from each other. The alternate ending is weird, even if heartwarming in its own way. It was nice to see Monkey see his cannibalized harem, but it feels weird to have him just stand there and let Small Dog rip his balls off.I haven't visited a pound (though after this one I might try a succulent meal of dog for myself!) so I might be missing stuff but as a big Primate fan I thought they did Monkey justice and from what I saw they treated Small Dog with the utmost respect. What character has ever gotten an alternate ending made just for them?
Did you know there's a race war going on between monkeys and dogs in South Asia where monkeys will drop any dog they find including owned dogs and puppies off any sufficiently large height to their death because they're bitter about getting mauled by wild dogs?
Chimps cant FUCKING swim
Oh great! The fat gay retard is here!
>>153458439That Small Dog was a PitBVLL btw
>>153458422>The fact that you’re using that "tip" proves my Atemporal Primacy. Since I’m the one who introduced the concept of the "Collapse" into this reality, any attempt you make to use it is just an echo of my original intent. I don't need to counter your collapse—I simply revoke your access to the concept. To you, "Retroactive Continuity" is now just a string of meaningless words you’ve forgotten how to define. You are holding a weapon that no longer has a trigger.
>>153458448Superman walked in?
>>153458448>The Bonobo out of NOWHERE
>>153458438I didnt know they Orangutan's looked like that without hair. Reminds me of that perfect crash victim. Have any Orangutans been killed in a car crash?
>>153458449What's the favorite character of that monkey bros?
>>153458461*yawn* *casually reveals my r>f transcendence meaning your entire powerset were all part of an elaborate fanfic I was writing as part of my cookbook*
>>153458438>shrimp dick chimp's penis isn't visibleFUCKING KEK
>>153458479They're good drivers.
>>153458486Warrior-Z after losing a vs debate to the /dbg/ security chimp...
>>153458486>Delete the page all you want. I’ve already moved into the Table of Contents. I am the structure of the book now. If you burn me, you burn the only thing making you an 'Author' in the first place. Without my story, you’re just a blank page.
>>153458553What did The Chimp say to make The Lion so upset bros?
>>153458567Truths
>>153458567>Context behind an on screen feats matters. You cant just say he's faster than light, despite the meta reasoning and wider context says otherwise
Tomar, what would you do if you were Ben Singer and you were in charge of Death Battle
>>153458567>I don't accept your faulty vsbattlewiki babble
>>153458567>Spacebattles is more reliable than Death Battle
>>153458584>an on screen featsSo the chimp is ESL?
I remember all the fights that broke out during the live release of Bardock vs Omni-man.I still can't believe a Gojofag and a Makimadog actually tried to stab each other...
>>153458567>Lore scaling is valid
>>153458587idk I'd probably make a matchup people want I guess, like ask people on reddit>Tomar, Tomar! What if you were in charge of Death Battle, and a chimp walked in and demanded you make banana vs mango?"banana vs mango"? like, a normal banana vs mango, or like annoying orange?>The chimp wants banana vs mango and he starts screaming at you, he's gonna tear your arms off if you don't give him banana vs mango; *Zach makes chimp noises* BANANA VS MANGO!!!!
>>153458649The chimp wasn't actually smarter than the average /dbg/ poster? What a twist!
>>153458649The Lion has a good reason to be upset in this case.
>>153458634Nigga, it's a chimp
>>153458742I've seen chimps speak passable English before. It's rare, but it happens.
>>153458567>Use internally consistent, coherent reasoning to argue your position.>If you make a claim, then you must provide the full evidence when requested.>You are expected to have a basic understanding of scientific principles, logic, and their application.>Claims that butcher science may be considered bad faith. Ignorance is understandable, but admit when you don't know something.>No official tiering system. Stating something is "mountain/city/whatever-level" should be explained on their meaning in concrete terms.>Don't use autism like Attack Potency, Destructive Capacity, Piercing Damage, or any other versus specific terminology/scaling argument from any other battleboard.>Don't use calculations from other sites unless they: 1) provide the full/partial calculation, 2) source the calculation, and 3) explain why this calculation supports your argument.
>>153458759I remember when this caused a massive söyduel
>>153458759The Chimp is a SpacebattlesCHAD...
>>153458771I was really surprised when the thread survived and the jannies just excised the shitflinging.
>>153458771>söyDead meme.
>>153458771>Excel was the one who started thatOf course it was him.
>>153458587>Tomar
can't believe death battle general has it's own oc now. the death battle chimp. fucking wild.
Morpheus Chimp
>gay ERPing with brownsKINAROOOOOO!!!
>>153458759This sounds like the kind of gay shit a powerscaler would start preaching after losing an argument against a wanked FTL character
>>153458782>Moe
>>153458941SpacebattlesCHADS are all heterosexuals though.
>>153458980That site is overrun with trannies who also tend to be warhawk neoliberal shills, me pointing that out got me banned
>monkeymonkeymonkeymonkeymonkeyYou LOVE Saiyans.
>>153459015The same goes for all nerd website at his point, let us be honest.
>>153459015Name one site that isn't.
>>153459075I-I can't!
>>153459075The sharty
>>153459100>Only site that isn't overrun with trannies is the one that's obsessed with tranniesThat's not much better.
>>153459100gassed up shartysaid I hit the 40looking real sussyya ya ya
>>153454574>>153459119move
