I just wanna know-

is my boi Lotso gonna be IN the movie or NOT?

>>153456686
You haven't seen anything yet! We've had a crazy amount of merchandise coming out lately, and besides that, a strangely high number of movie spoilers. Was that intentional? Blaze and his whole messed-up arc have been leaked, and Buzz is apparently going to marry Jessie.

>>153456868
No. Neither Andy nor anything we've seen before. It's like a parallel universe from a fanfic by some schizophrenic with lots of pimples.

>>153456872
The thing is, nobody's hyped for this movie, Disney knows it and they're desperately trying to grab attention with these "leaks," you know? At this point we already know like 20% of the movie, no joke, lol.

>>153456872
Sounds like one of those Circle 7 Toy Story 3 drafts.

>>153456948
Better than TS4 honestly

>entire movie is about how kids don’t play with toys anymore
>make an absolute assload of toys based on it
>this includes a fake iPad with a dot-matrix black and white LCD calculator screen in the year of our lord 2026 that no kid anywhere on earth wants

>>153457063
LMAO

Absolutely mind-boggling to release a toy with 1998 technology based on a character whose entire identity is “high tech device that can do anything.”
It would be like releasing Buzz Lightyear figures that aren’t even trying to be the “coolest toy ever” and instead are missing paint details, have extremely limited articulation, and overall suck ass in comparison to stuff made 30 years ago.

…oh wait…

>>153457157
>oh wait…
Yes?

>>153457063
The marketing manager should be fired and crucified.

>>153456935
Will this affect the film's box office?

>>153457063
Yeah... this could maybe work up until the late 2000's or so, but who but the most deranged Disney adult is going to buy this?

>>153456686
>Sheriff Buzz
>Man with no Name Woody
I at least like this.

>>153456686
I think a toy like this makes sense. The message about technology is probably going to fly over the head of lots of kids who watch the movie and they'll just want the frog tablet. This is a way for parents to make them happy while also giving them something locked down and educational.

>>153458218
>NTA
Realistically, probably not, but another part of me believes this movie won’t make a billion like the last two did.

>>153458304
Crap

>>153457157
Making a movie-acurate Buzz toy isn’t possible. And kids don’t care as long as it looks good enough, I sure didn’t.

>>153458304
Only woody can be the sheriff

>>153456686
Looks cheap as hell, you can find Aliexpress stuff with more tech in it. Imagine if the point is that they release this thing with the assumption that some kids will throw it out when they hate the character in the movie. (Free money.)

That said, my blind guess is that somehow the toys will coexist with Lilypad in the movie at the end, or it'll all end in a big truce in some way. I don't know if Disney/Pixar are stupid enough to make an unwanted sequel about how electronics and iPad kids are bad, only to then sell copies of said toy.
Then again, Disney the last 10-20 years has been one of the biggest dumb-dumbs of the universe and somehow managed to nosedive both Marvel and Star Wars into the ground to where both generally get ignored, rather than it being some cultural phenomenon that everyone quotes and makes fanfiction of.
Now they're stuck relying on milking "Baby Yoda" as pretty much their only hit.

>>153456686
>Type in certain sequence
>Digitized porn music starts
>"It's time for grown-up fun! Cum on my face!"
They'd sell billions.

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>>153456686
They don't even TRY to hide the fact Toy Story films are still being made just to sell new merch.

>>153456686
That 2D Woody icon is really cute :3c

>>153456686
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I60xnZGI6mQ

>>153457063
I remember having a toy computer with one of those black and white LCD calculator screens as a four year old but that was in 2000. I can't imagine what kid would want this over a cheap tablet.

I can actually see there being an amount of demand for a fake ipad toy with limited functioning instead of just giving the kid a whole real every time they want to play toy story. Very little kids could use it for pretend play in between their actual screentime and imitate events in the movie. Without risking damaging an actual ipad. It’s not much different than giving them plastic vegetables or a fisher price lawnmower or telephone.

But if the thing costs as much as a real ipad and is just as delicate, then fuck that.

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>>153457157
>t. childless board
These are for toddlers to play pretend with. It’s normal for baby toys to be cheap. The kids don’t know any better, and will throw it on the ground either way.

this movie is a total fucking embarrassment.

>>153456686
when is toy story even supposed to take place? this leapfrog thing looks like something from 2001 even though it's clearly supposed to mirror modern tablets

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>>153461916
>childless board

>>153460794
Lmao, I had one in 1994 and I thought it was the lamest shit ever. I had asked for a real computer.

>>153462188
It’s a vague “present day” setting, but I guess the timeline is starting to get a little fucked, because some movies have time skips between them and others now keep the characters’ ages static. It’s only gonna continue to get worse if they keep pumping out movies while keeping the status quo where Bonnie is like five. Though I think even going back to the first movie, they never let shit not being perfectly analogous to the real world stop then from inserting ideas.

>>153459717
This
Woke story

>>153462309
Woody here
The first one takes place in 1995 and the second in 1999, but judging by Andy's age not having changed drastically, I suppose the first and second weren't very far apart chronologically, and there's that time gap between the second and third which, honestly, makes the third seem like a completely disconnected film. If the fourth takes place in 2019, it really doesn't make sense for Bonnie to be so young.

>>153462669
>>153462309
In those scenes from the third movie where they show Andy playing with his toys, how old was he? Did his mother show him growing up, maybe around 13 years old? When did he stop playing?

>>153462699
Nobody uses toys after the age of 13.

Did anyone notice these spoilers being revealed so recklessly? Who's behind this?

>>153462760
That’s the age where you still own your old toys, but you treat them as a collection. You don’t play with them every day anymore. But once in a blue moon, you pull them down again, to make sure they still work and they’re not falling apart. And you play pretend with them for just a few minutes on a whim, for the nostalgia. Then your brother catches you and starts making fun of you for being a baby who still plays with toys, and you have to deny it and try to tackle him.

>>153462780
I keep seeing anons post about spoilers but I haven’t actually sought them out. What was spoiled?

>>153458218
No, it's a recognizable IP so it will still make a gorillion in nostalgiabux because the common movie-going audience are farm animals.

>>153462819
There's so much to tell you, I don't know where to begin... First of all, we know practically the entire "Blaze" arc, where Jessie returns to Emily's house and Blaze is somehow involved, perhaps being her granddaughter, and in the end, she'll leave the group and be with her. (laughs) And we also know that Buzz will marry Jessie. These are the spoilers revealed throughout this week that we are very sure about.

>>153462812
Nothing to do with my post

>>153463022
Who’s Blaze?

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>>153463088
a little "cowgirl"

>>153463022
Wait.. I'm lost here what hell is she going to dump everyone? Didn't she apparently marry Buzz? I'm not going to watch

>>153463250
I don't know the answer, but if I had to guess, they'd be married "long-distance" or something like that Buzz wouldn't be able to go see her from the city in the middle of the woods cuz you know he is a 30-centimeter toy. The sixth one will be so bad that this Blaze will be the new Bonnie

>>153456868
Ned's dead so not likely.

>>153458845
Someone froze Woody?

>>153463458
No.

>>153463022
>woody dropping his loyalty shtick to be with bo peep who was girlbossing so hard, they lacked chemistry and he was considered a nuisance to her half the time, was controversial
>have jessie leave bonnie too
people in the industry today are going out of their way to shit on any traditional concepts including loyalty or family. why should i care about jessie going to some new cowgirl when the second she stops liking horses jessie will probably leave her too because that's all these toys do anymore is bail

>>153463485
was 100 years of shit pandering to you not enough

>>153462188
I don't know if there's a term for it, but this vague 2010s-core really needs a name because I'm seeing it a lot in media lately from burgeoning millennials.
You know the kind. Where technology outside on the street is stuck in the 90s, but somehow everyone has cell phones and modern internet.

>>153463233
Looks more like a horse girl.

>>153463501
t. Disingenuous reddit migrant thinking that any depiction of a healthy relationship is a personal attack

>>153463527
>you’re still going on about pancakes?
>w-well you love waffles!

>>153457063
>LCD calculator screen in the year of our lord 2026 that no kid anywhere on earth wants
Are tamagochis still a thing?

>>153463753
They tried doing a little relaunch when Turning Red came out.

>>153463485
>people in the industry today are going out of their way to shit on any traditional concepts including loyalty or family. why should i care about jessie going to some new cowgirl when the second she stops liking horses jessie will probably leave her too because that's all these toys do anymore is bail
Bingo!
Also, this isn't our Bo peep

>>153463653
>Dude why do these pancakes taste like shit?
>>WHAT ARE YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT DON'T YOU KNOW THAT BREAKFAST WAS FINE FOR THE LAST HUNDRED YEARS BEFORE THIS.
"I am silly" is hard guys

>>153463520
Its our cOwgIRl EmpOwerEd queenz bro

>>153457063
Smartphones and tablets (and widespread internet for that matter) were not a thing when I was growing up but I still didn't want to play with trash like this.
I expect the current generation of kids and the ones before me were the same.
Tiger LCD games were barely a step up from reading a lotion bottle in the bathroom, if not worse.

>>153463855
>you seem spoiled
>personal attack!
>das pancakes
>new dialogue tree!
you felt the need, not me

>>153463887
I cannot wait for the day when society collectively and finally tells you fags that your daddy issues are not our problem.

>>153463501
He is correct.

Did Your liberal intelligence failed to grasp that since the first film there has been an analogy to family and uninterrupted friendship? Even when Andy's arc closed, the main reason why Woody decided not to go to college with Andy was necessarily due to the fact that he wanted to be with his "family" and that a separation would not be consistent with his philosophy. What happened in the 4th and now with Jessie in the 5th is retconning of the most pathetic kind possible. Even if you think loyalty and family are fascist, racist, religious, extremist concepts or anything like that, that's what the original films were based on.

>>153463753
Tamagochi apps are a thing.

I wonder if this movie will adress the elephant in the room which parents fault giving kids devices in the first place

How to destroy Toy Story 4 and 5 with a single line?


>The important thing is that we stick together.
Buzz Lightyear

>>153463913
>>153463909
Now kiss

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>>153463979
?

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>>153463979
Not everything needs to be about your man-lust, faggot.

>>153464004
Each other, sweetie. Each other.

>>153464016
Why are you behaving in such a petty way?

>>153456935
People like Toy Story, general audiences aren’t “hyped” for another per se but everyone will take the kids to it and expect a decent experience, they’ve made good sequels before.

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>>153463233
"girl"

>>153463458
I'm glad he's in there and we're out here

>>153456686
Dude if they cant show Buzz and Woody on that little screen, kids are going to go apeshit. This Christmas my nephew got a Spiderman themed kid’s camera, and he spent like 90 minutes going around stressed trying to get Spiderman to appear on the display until finally i just took a bunch of pictures of his Spiderman poster to look at on the screen, he loved it
fuckin young J Jonah over here

There's been a bit of a push for people wanting less tech and modern shit and wanting things that are both simpler yet require more work. Instead of buying Christmas ornament it's making them yourself, and even a lot of people wanting streaming to go away and going back to preset TV guide schedules and needing to use a player to watch movies.

At the same time it feels rather performative and only upper middle class white people seem to be in to this lifestyle while the brown slave class wants more and more convenience even if it's cheap and bad for you.

sex with frogpad

>>153464147
Lmao

>>153458689
Why not? He would need to be very articulated, have the helmet that opens, can shine a red light and have a speaker. Also, yeah, deployable wings. That's all no? Doesn't seems so impossible.

>>153458689
I’m not asking for a movie-accurate Buzz. I’m asking for a new Buzz that actually has elbows and knees that move instead of just being sculpted deceptively in place.

>>153464244
Rich people like things that communicate they have a lot of free time, because poor people have to sell their time to the rich people to survive. The poor people buy more crap conveniences to cope, which are sold to them by rich people, who have the free time to judge the difference in choices as a difference in character.

>>153463952
the script leak paints the mom as sympathetic for it, because being a mom is a thankless terrible job and the dopey husband is useless and the world is unrelenting to mothers

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>>153464426
Literally the first movie say Buzz Lightyear is the most advanced toy in 1990s.
Glowing in the dark.
The wings.
Waterproof.

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>>153464571

>breadwinner mom with loser husband

>>153464627
Ah yeah waterproof+changeable batteries+1995 kid's toy seems crazy.

>>153463952
There needs to be a balance struck between the hardships of being the literal only kid in class with no computer because your parents are luddites who think it’s the devil, and being a kid whose parents let the ipad babysit them 24/7 til their brains rot. And I don’t really want to blame parents too strongly for not instinctually getting that balance, especially when they themselves didn’t exactly grow up with ipads, and they probably have their own degree of phone addiction.

I wouldn’t be surprised if Lilypad was marketed as an educational device that’s good for child development, and the adults are all falling for it. It could even be that Bonnie’s daycare required her to get one to do homework on, I hear that’s a thing now.

>>153464244
I’m poor but also a bit bougie, so I get that. Mostly I want old fashioned things because a lot of them last longer and don’t need to be replaced as much. And fuck subscription services slowly leeching my money.

The martha stewart shit like making my own christmas decorations can feel a little decadent sometimes, though. But crafting is supposedly healthier for you, and it holds a nostalgic charm.

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>disney gacha

Toy Story is a Trilogy and nothing will change my mind. Toy Story 4-5 do not exist and I refuse to believe they exist.

>>153465121
WE need more restrictive devices, unlimited access to unflitered informations tirned us into easily exploitable zombies.
Children copy what parents do, theyre evrn more vulnerablre and succptible to manipulation

>>153465472
T. Jack Black

>>153465472
Self-imposed schizophrenia.

>>153465894
>>153465652
Cope

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This movie is so emasculated that Jessie will be the one riding a real horse and guiding all the toys, while Woody and Buzz will ride small, effeminate toy ponies.

>>153466415
We know, in fact, that Woody and Buzz support LGBT+ and Woody, in particular, was present at the women's liberation marches of the 60s.Woody literally said this:
>Bo, times have changed, you are empowered and you deserve it, and who am I to define your happiness? You are free to experiment with new plastics from other toys.

And Buzz considers himself bisexual.

>>153466695
>IT'S MRS NESBITT

>>153466741
There's a canonical dialogue between Buzz and Mr. Potato Head: Mr. Potato Head was arguing with Rex about him being too effeminate.

Buzz arrives and says, "What's wrong with being effeminate?" Mr. Potato Head replies, "There are girl toys and boy toys." Buzz explains, "No. Those are heteronormative standards. Boy toys can be feminine and vice versa. What's wrong with Bonnie using me to drink tea? And what's wrong with me liking boy toys too? Jessie knows this."

>>153466967
>>153466695
You guys are joking about this, but people with exactly this mindset are making these new movies, including TS5

>>153456686
I'd fuck the shit outta that frog

>>153466415
>jessie riding a real horse
The size difference would make that look pretty silly.

>>153464924
Lots of toys with changeable batteries in the 90s, it's just the action figure sized ones would be watch batteries and have a screw fassened cover.

There was a deleted scene from TS4 where Woody calls the toys to a meeting and makes a statement about white supremacy and misogyny:

>I humbly apologize to the dolls for the centuries of sexism and misogyny regarding the dichotomy of boys' toys vs. girls' toys. It's also necessary to talk about how for centuries patriarchal white supremacy dominated toys Why did Buzz have to be white? Why not African-American or Mexican cowboys? Andy represented the retrograde figure because he was white and heterosexual.

Mr. Potato Head gets angry and tells Woody to shut up.

And Woody calls him out and says:
>Your family represents these problems. Why Mrs. Potato Head? Why not two Mrs. Potato Heads or two Mr. Potato Heads? Family isn't just a man and a woman.

>>153467146
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>>153456686
>entire plot of the film is the frogpad is evil and a distraction from real toys
>make it a real product

>>153467267
Yeah but I still want to see it now that I’ve imagined it.

>>153467347
We lost, again

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>>153467146
>look pretty silly.
Its called girl power, saar

>>153467240
>>153466967
>>153466695
Do youv know that mentally ill people with these same precepts are the voice of reason at Disney, and nothing gets through without their approval, right? Blaze is inclusion and Bo is empowerment.

>>153465347
>new toys of a forgotten TS villain

why?

>>153461916
actual parent here
this anon is right, my 2 year old loves to pretend with baby computers. I just leave my old IBM keaboards on the floor for her to pretend type while I work. kids love tech

>>153467816
no, they just mimic adults

>>153467861
Yes. And adults use a lot of tech.

The reason Jessie is abandoning Bonnie is because "Blaze" is a cowgirl? Wow, how convenient.

>>153467401
Actshually the MH used hypodermic needles to bite people.

>>153458352
Movie theaters are already on borrowed time. There just are too few movies being made that deserve a +$100 outing for an average family. Nearly all video games offer more hours of entertainment for less.

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>>153470133
theres also literally 4 million motion pictures and other projects that are available. I feel we should never go hungry for entertainment.

>>153470442
they should just stick with this nostalgia re-screening thing they've been doing for movie anniversaries. i haven't had a chance to go see a single one but i admire the concept, i've seen disney/pixar did it with select films, madagascar and shrek.

people are definitely more interested in limited screenings of childhood favorites of movies they actually enjoy over most things now.

>>153456890
How many pimples?

>>153464627
>Waterproof

When at one point in these films was it ever said Buzz was waterproof.

>>153471067
when he was dipped into the lake by that fisherman who caught a nice slapper

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>>153467347
That's not even the worst of it...

>>153473162
They should at least do a make your own toy builder's set thing to promote the idea of Forky instead, that whatever a child makes comes to life. And no I don't just mean throwing a fork and a fluffy bendable wire thing into a box and saying "make the fork you saw in our movie."

>>153473958
>and a fluffy bendable wire thing
They're called pipe cleaners.

>>153474167
why were there pipe cleaners with preschool kids

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>>153474188
Arts and crafts staple.

>>153471053
25

>>153474188
Because it is what they used for today. There is no other name for what they are, as cleaning pipes was their original use. But now that no one uses pipes anymore they are used almost exclusively for arts and crafts and only commonly found in paper stores, this is why they make it in different colors

Remember toy story 4th and 5th is not considered canon

>>153476656
T. Jack Black

>>153476730
See again>>153466077

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>>153456686
I love that the message of this movie is going to be "erm actually? maybe tablets are toys too and we should ACCEPT them as one of us ultimately! we were so silly to be worried, but uhhhh all things in moderation or something I guess" It's genuinely depressing.

>>153467401
Mecha dog could at least be cool and not a torment nexus

>>153476656
Toy Story 4 might as well not even be canon because that entire storyline and ending was just pointless.

>>153476790
At this point, I consider all of this to be fan fiction from some 2008 obscure forum, nothing more. Apparently, the same woody's formula for Jessie.

>>153476877
I’ve never seen Toy Story 4 and I never plan to

>>153476730
It rewrites character backstories and intelligences, it says that Stinky Pete is right and that toys should live for themselves and not their kids, that you should still get what you want from someone you kidnap and torture, and that said kidnappee should feel really good about mutilating themself to give you what you wanted.

>>153456686

Toy Story is highly satanic because it has toys possessed by DEMONS

>>153476941
Unlikely
The toys are Christian, and Mr. Potato Head specifically is Catholic.

>>153476930
Seriously, what the fuck was Pixar thinking when they gave a happy ending to the Gabby bitch who had Woody assaulted then emotionally manipulated him?

>>153467861
That’s every kid in every species. Seriously animals also mimic there parents if there animals that take care of there young.

>>153477110
This was during the woman are always right nonsense. It’s the same movie where they make Bo peep and action gal.

>>153474505
>But now that no one uses pipes anymore
Pipe cleaners are still used for their original purpose, which is basically manually routing through and cleaning tubes. It's how you clean metal straws and similar tight spaces. The arts and crafts ones tend to use felt rather than being "cleaning grade", though.

>>153476801
They’ve made toy robot dogs and they still suck.

>>153477141
My favorite was photo of a cat raised by Pitbulls

>>153477110
They hate woody

>>153477110
Libtards