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Pressing the Blue button is the boundless human spirit choice, to trust others to decide -

"Everyone lives"
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>>153459119
be Simon
show up to dbg fight in Gurren Lagann, copying Kamina Aniki as hard as I can
opponent walks in
SSSSSSSSSMOKIN’
it’s The Mask
green-faced cartoon lunatic wearing zoot suit
w-well what can he even do he doesn’t even worship Kamina
Mask pulls out bike pump from his hat and stabs it into my shoe
guffaws “BIIIIIIIGGER iiiss BETTER!”
he jams on it and Gurren Lagann inflates like a balloon, then pops
I fall out of cockpit in white boxers
"EXTRA EXTRA SMALL" printed on front, Yoko points and laughs at me
try to summon spiral energy, it's not going up
Mask hands me a little blue pill
"Take one of these, gets your spirit drill spinning again, if ya know what I mean."
I swallow it desperately and it blows up in my face. Covered in black soot and a red mouth, I look like a Minstrel show
cue laugh track
flailing, I try punching him
he easily dodges by stretching his neck
does a backflip over me
WHOOHOO!
when he lands Mask puts on Kamina glasses
"You wouldn’t hurt your Biiiig Brooooo would ya?!"
“K-KAMINA ANIKI??!!! R-R-ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER, WH-WH-WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM…”
he rips them off, slaps me with them and they break
"Ooh! I’ll take Insecure Manlet for $500, Jim!"
screaming with tears running down my chubby face, I go super edgy and fuse with Anti-Spiral
The Mask whips out a dialphone and calls in his elite superteam: the Looney Tunes
Road Runner blitzes me
Bugs Bunny pokes my Kamina mech in the eyes
Daffy Duck dropkicks me into a black hole labeled “RELEVANCE”
try one last attack
“This is for Nia!!!”
Mask pulls out marriage certificate
Too late “Little Bro”, we eloped in Vegas last night!
She appears at his side and they make out in front of me
I get a boner and scream in agony as my Spiral Power leaves me and I am sucked into the abyss
later
sobbing in bottomless pit of irrelevance
Mask moonwalks in front of camera playing the saxophone
THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU BOOGIE THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU DANCE
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>>153459119
my vote doesn't matter and neither does my button press
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CHADY SIMON
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>>153459146
>>153459144
>>153459139
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>>153459139
The Bigger Gorilla RAPES the Smaller Gorilla when he yaps
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>>153459144
Why does /tv/ talk more about the shitty sequel than the original movie that people actually like?
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I have death resistance so it doesn't matter what button I press.
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The chimp won the last thread btw.
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I was a red button chud until I realized that stupid babies might click Blue (EVERYONE presses it, not just adults) so in order to save stupid babies we all have to pick Blue.
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>>153459119
KINGmon owns this thread. But most of all, KINGmon owns YOU.
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I pick the purple button where I can kill anyone I pick
the true human pick is to pick power over everything
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>>153459119
Nobody deserves to die for pushing a button

Its not the way the Dai Gurren way!
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>>153459199
that's not an option, may as well pick the rainbow button that gives you a girlfriend
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>>153459195
we're not doing Pokemon again
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ULTRAMAN ZERO
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>>153459211
fine I'll pick the spic eradication button that removes them
the most heroic option
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>>153459119
My heroine would pick the blue button and encourage and inspire others to do the same.
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>NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T EVER TALK ABOUT BAD EPISODES AFTER A DESIGNATED TIMESLOT!!!
>DA ONLY REASONS TO BRING UP OLDER EPISODES IS TO CALL THEM PEAK HYPE MOMENTS AND AURA FICTION!!!1!
>DON'T HOLD THIS SHOW TO ANY STANDARDS!!!
Why are DeathBattlefags so defensive when someone thinks an episode sucks?
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>>153459119
Only arrogant and self centered pricks press red when there is the options to save everyone.
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>>153459234
My HERO would press the blue button.

Its the human thing to do.
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I'm a redchud. I'm too scared to pick blue.
I don't want the babies who pick blue to die but what if everyone goes red anyway?
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I think we can universally agree, chimp won last thread.
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>>153459270
That is fear holding you back from hope and trusting in others to do the right thing.
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boy this thread sucks
someone make a new one
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>>153459234
Atreus victim.
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>>153459319
Red button presser...
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>>153459319
No. We can save this thread. We must be blue press men
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>>153459349
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All you literally have to do is just call red button pressers cucky jeets and rationalize the action of pressing the blue button as apropos to deepthroating your BVLL's BBC load
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>>153459319
Red buttonbro btw
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Which button would KINGtos press?
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>>153459393
The God of HOPE would press the blue button.
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Which button would Sonic press?
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>>153459393
only villains press the red button and KINGtos would think of all the heroic BIPOC, LGBTQ, and BETTER MEN who pick the blue button and join them
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>>153459413
He would pick blue but only because red might deprive him of male asses to RAPE and NUT inside. Reminder you're obsessed with Sonic's tight blue asshole. KO!
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Everyone vehemently saying they'd vote blue makes me think they voted red and are trying to trick a bunch of people into getting killed.
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>>153459442
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>FAGnic
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x57_0HOtctk
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Ryuko v Cutie Honey, but it's live action
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>>153459139
Me OBLITERATING a bluecel after press the red CHADtton
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>>153459491
>Cutie Honey
I've heard of this series but never bothered to look into it. How strong is she?
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>>153459522
don't bring her up she has tokusatsu movies
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>>153459119


Its what Himmnel the Hero would have done

Blue button all the way
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>>153459536
TOO LATE
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>>153459563
NOOOO YOU CAN'T TALK ABOUT TOKUSATSU HERE!
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Superman status?
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>>153459570
3-1.
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>>153459522
Not very strong, like building level
Ryuko unironically just GAPES her with on-screen feats and even with schizo shit for both of them Ryuko still is way stronger (planet level vs universal)
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>not pressing both
>not killing the retards that pushed this experiment in the first place
huh. i'm surrounded by chimps
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>>153459570
He'd press red.
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>>153459580
>universal
Huh
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The lion presses the red button
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>>153459570
Gaped
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>>153459590
They're talking about the literal dream sequence videogame that explicitly takes place in a specific episode of Kill la Kill, it is as valid as Sokka's cactus juice hallucinations or any given mushroom samba
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>>153459563
What is this? Some Chink gay porn? Get a life.
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>>153459590
It's thanks to KLK If, they rejected it when they did Ryuko vs Shadow but G1 has made it pretty clear that if KLK ever comes back that it should be considered in the Erza vs Satsuki blog. And in that game the Primordial Life Fiber almost destroys the universe so you know the drill
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>>153459620
It was a fucking dream sequence, holy shit
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>>153459587
attempting either of these gets you raped by aliens, the aliens just thought no one was faggy enough to cheat the hypothetical and ignore the point so they left that out
and they LOVE pedo ass, so get ready
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>>153459620
>And in that game the Primordial Life Fiber almost destroys the universe so you know the drill
....Anon. you're fucking retarded.
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>>153459625
Yesn't
The entire basis for Cutie Honey getting anywhere near Ryuko's level also comes from a dream sequence where she busts a planet...so...
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>>153459642
So do these retards believe the Black Mercy from Justice League is universe level, then
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But what if Cutie Honey teamed up with the Death Battle Chimp?
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>>153459631
>to cheat the hypothetical and ignore the point
you do realize this was an old redpill vs bluepill poll first, right?
bitch, this is not a competition. you were supposed to think about the premise, that's the point
the old poll follows the pareto principle, showing that 30% of participants are fucking speedreaders. if shit doesn't follow the pareto principle, it is because someone is fucking it up on purpose
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>>153459670
Death Battle Chimp would become 1/the biggest number you can think of % stronger.
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>>153459655
You're missing the point so I'll spell it out
>Ryuko RAPES Honey with her regular feats
>if you use a dream sequence feat for Honey where she blows up a planet to try and say it shakily applies to her normal feats, then Ryuko has a way better version of the same shit
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>>153459677
I'm just mad we're at the point where every single Lotus-Eater machine is now universe level, it should not even be remotely considered valid
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>>153459674
>I don't want to play because I'm so much smarter and my loophole totally applies because I said so! see how smart I am?
yes we know eslpedo, that's why you seek solace as a tripfag on 4chan because you can't fit into real society
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>>153459144
CAAAAAANNNNNNOOOOOOOOOONNNNNN
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>dream scaling
ENTER
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>>153459687
kek, annihilated
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>>153459687
that answers my question. indeed. first time i heard a "no" this long
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DID SOMEBODY SAY "DREAM" SCALING?
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>>153459119
Gru presses blue because he's a true hero. Megamidget presses red because he is a weak, cowardly bitch cuck.
>>153459687
I didn't realize he posted here because I had his tripcode filtered and was still seeing his posts.
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>>153459728
you aren't accepted by anyone and never will be
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>>153459747
okay? weird that you have to repeat that
anyway, why did you project so much? did the notion of falling into a scam experiment offended you that much?
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I'm gonna GET YOU >:3
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>>153459687
ANONYMOUSTOOOOOS
doctorspicpedosura...
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>>153459687
Based
I can't believe he hasn't been permabanned yet
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why is the retarded /pol/fag still samefagging?
stop that, fool. don't you know they can ban you for that?
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>>153459119
“Mark my words! This finger will press a button that opens a path forward, not a trap, not a sacrifice, but a choice! And that choice won’t doom anyone behind us, it’ll carry them with us!

The dreams of those who've fallen! The hopes of those who’ll follow! Those two sets of dreams spiral together into a double helix, Drilling a path towards tomorrow, together !

That’s our evolution! That’s our resolve! That’s Tengen Toppa spirit!!

My finger on this blue button… because its the choice of humanity!!¨"
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who they fighting?
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>>153459862
code lyoko?
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>>153459619
At some point, you have to accept that this is just what live action Japanese superhero media is like
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>>153459862
I like how you can tell this is an Invincible spoof just by Jax's Conquest teeth
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>>153459687
lmfao
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>>153459826
>polfags out of nowhere
Why are you holding back tears
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>>153459847
That’s a lot of blabber to say you love watching other men fuck your wife.
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>>153459894
>>polfags out o—
pretending to be retarded just make you retarded
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The easiest way to out yourself is abuse the NTR insult until it no longer is funny and becomes low quality projection.
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Caine vs Alastor was a stupid choice. It should have been Caine vs XANA, as at least there is a connection in both being AIs.
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>>153459933
anything with alastor is stupid desu
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>>153459933
All of Alastor's matches are boring because he's a wall level jobber from a fraudulent verse.
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>>153459240
Xitter Death Battle is legitimately brainrotted and have no spine or integrity.
Several people there legitimately ran defense for Kratos v Asura until everyone clowned on it for being dogshit, to which they pivoted to "well, the episode was still good if you ignore the fight, guys!"
Actual fucking sheep.
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>>153459957
>Hellsing Alucard out of NOWHERE
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>>153459957
Panty and Stocking beat his verse
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>not liking pedophiles is /pol/
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>>153459957
What's this about Goku and the Dragon Ball verse?
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>>153459959
>Xitter Death Battle is legitimately brainrotted and have no spine or integrity
that's basically anyone who uses twitter
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>>153459240
Why even bother covering this one, everyone knows Shadow vs Mewtwo sucks.
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>>153459968
go fight Sakuya, Dio.
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>>153459959
>pic
Isn't that just Gorr v Zamasu all over again?
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>>153460069
Nah, Dio is for getting GAPED by Gentleman Jim
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>>153459878
No. It's gay porn.
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>>153460109
But that's clearly a woman
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>>153460147
It's GAY PORN. I don't have to explain it!
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Cutie Honey sucks ass
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The hottest thing in the world is watching a white man riding a black tranny's penis.
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>>153460164
The world would be a much better place if you never spoke again
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>>153460164
The world would be a much more GOLD place if you continued speaking again.
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>>153460195
NO THE FUCK IT WOULDN'T SHUT YOUR SHIT EATING MOUTH BEFORE I PUKE IN IT, FAGGOT
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>>153459970
Lute SLICES and DICES those bitches.
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>>153459625
It was an alternate universe that folded back in the main universe via dreams. It's like rose in Homestuck and how she got memories of fucking the Dave that became Dave sprite
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>>153460164
What about a white man becoming a white woman while riding a black queens gock?
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Congrats Ryuko, you no longer lose to base Shadow.
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KIIIIIIINNNNGGGGGGTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSS
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>>153459737
Holy shit is the animation actually that choppy?
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peasantsura...
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Anon SCARES me...
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>>153460272
No she does not.
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Better Men
Like Warrior-Z
Sun in his eye, now he can't see
He telling me he’s a Bovndless Beast
When a Bear almost take his life away

I punch a whole Supernova for fuckin' with me
But he outscale that by choppin a Tree
Just cause im brown says i’m a Jeet
I’m a Monster no longer from today

Better Men
Better, Better, Better, Better Men
Wish to TEACH me
Saar, I don't lie no more
Don't wank to the lore no more
Have mercy /DBG/
Gay Spartan gaped my holes
But he jobs to wall-size Trolls
Have mercy on the Better Men
Better, Better, Better, Better Men
on /DBG/
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KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!
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Just making sure, no one's talking about tokusatsu right?
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>>153460592
>activates Solemn Judgement
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>>153460637
>Loses and gets TAUGHT again
when will you learn to be BETTER?
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>>153460657
fvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvck King Kratos WON.
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>>153459613
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Kingtos inspired the whole world.
noone knows cucky asura except india
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>Warrior-Z meltdown again
Why are you like this?
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>>153460737
Cucky Asura is Indian, son.
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These buttons.... I won't allow this twisted game to continue.
TRACE ON
BRAIN OFF
>pull excalibur out of my ass to destroy the button system, killing myself in the process
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so cringe
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>>153459119
>Cucky Simon getting uppity when Nia and Yoko are getting BVLLED out 24/7
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Least obvious falseflag
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>Most popular anime in Japan and the West
>Highly successful sequel series
>Most iconic anime character of the 21st century
>Universal scaling
>Actually marries his love interest and has multiple kids
>Actually kisses his wife onscreen unlike a certain retarded space monkey
>MFTL on-screen feats
>Most respected anime in these threads
Yup yup! Looks like Naruto wins this thread!
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This thread is just shitposting, spamming and samefagging.
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>>153461051
So, every Death Battle thread.
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>>153459687
K.O!
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Cucky Ultraman.
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>>153460543
Asurajeets are still seething over Warrior-Z's victory
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fuaaark, this statue is already stronger than Goku.
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>>153459139
>KongCHAD when some zillaTARD starts yapping about "oh muh power level"
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>>153459240
>thegamingrift
Isn't this the same idiot who wanks the shit out of every version of Sonic? I know I saw a video of him saying MOVIE Sonic is somehow planet level and FTL.
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>>153459442
>>153459453
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The other thread was deleted.
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My hero pressed the blue button only so he can later hunt down and skin alive everyone who pressed the red button
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The next time is : Lord Zed vs Skeletor
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>gokek
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Bring me KEK Kong.
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>>153462047
Goku rarely jobs, which is why people make such a huge deal when it happens. Superman jobbes constantly, which is why it's no big deal that based Homelander is canonically as powerful as an Amped Superman.
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>>153462097
superman wasnt trying against a weakling like homelander, do you also try and downplay him when he gets "beat" in things like the justice league animated show?
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>>153462107
You could make an encyclopedia of how many times Superfraud has jobbed.
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>>153462109
its not jobbing when he is willfully holding back to not destroy the environment and turn his opponent into red paste
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>>153462117
>it's not jobbing when he lets people massively weaker than him beat the shit out of him
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>>153462130
its not, read a comic and try to understand the character before shitposting
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>>153462107
Cute fan fiction, but why does he admit that homelander is equal to him in his internal monolog?

>>153462117
That is the literal text book definition of being a jobber, a jobber in wrestling is someone who gets paid to lose fights. Holding back until you lose fights is what's jobbing is all about.
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>>153462134
>I let myself get beaten up on purpose because I'm a better man
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"If you defeat your enemies, they win." - Superman
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>>153462002
>Red PSYCHOS have no soul so they make AI slop explaining why they're right
Fitting.
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>>153459119
results just came in, red won with the 50.001% of votes. my condolences to all the dead heroes who inspired so many to throw away their lives for no reason.
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Okay, for the record, blue is the only right choice.
If 100% people press red, no one dies, same with blue.
If 51% people press the blue, no one dies.
If 51% people press the red, 49% of people die.
Like, isn't the choice obvious from that? The goal is to make sure no one fucking dies, and it's easier to get 51% than 100%.
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The free man presses the green button.
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>>153462244
you pressing the red makes you safe and you don't dying. You're putting yourself into danger for no reason
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>>153462002
There's some weird correlation between red pressers and AI slop.
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>>153462252
I'd rather just not have anyone die, and clearly enough people agree.
We don't even need 100% to ensure complete survival like red, just >50%.
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>>153462253
>>153462168
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>>153459620
isn't IF higher then universal since the main villain of it transcends the entire Triggerverse which include GL
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>>153462282
Even if that was true, why risk it at all? The options are basically. a.) Chill on the sidewalk or b.) Dive headfirst into oncoming traffic, hoping someone will stop in time for you?
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Dante vs Kratos

who wins?
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>>153462244
But i want the untermench to die…
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The wording of the hypothetical means that pressing blue is necessary, because anyone who presses *no* button dies too. If blue loses the vote, the wording is "only the people who pressed the red button survive". This means that having pressed no button at all dies alongside blue.
Since every vote is private, there is no opportunity to help children. The vast majority of young kids will all press nothing at all, or will press blue because they won't consider the implications and just go for the compassionate innocent option as kids are wont to do.
This means that pressing the red button is voting to kill... what? Every child of age 8 or below? Maybe older? Basically an entire generation of kids wiped the fuck out. And the only way to save them is to pick Blue.
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I'm 100% sure someone cursed Hulk during the Hulkzilla waiting period.
He was cursed with winning the Death Battle in exchange for having his entire verse humiliated by Godzilla in official material over and over again
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>>153462329
Realistically Dante should win pretty easily but fanfic Kratos wins in a wank-off
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>>153462410
Fanfic Kratos isn't real and can't hurt you. There is no such thing as faster-than-light Kratos because I recognize shitposters for the value of their posts: none at all.
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>>153462424
>There is no such thing as faster-than-light Kratos
Wrong!1
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>>153462329
Dante curbstomps cucky Kratos. Kratos should fight someone more on his level like Dante from Dante’s Inferno instead.
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>>153462407
>needs Knull
FRAUDzilla...
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>>153462440
The speed of dark beats the speed of light. Until you post solid evicende of SHITos dodging darkness, he is slow.
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The results are in, and Blue won BIGLY, Red pressers were wrong and selfishly okay with almost half of the world dying, shameful of them.
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>>153462478
Explain why the cattle that pressed blue deserve to live without sounding like a cuck or a lib
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>red wins
>global average IQ skyrockets
Funny. I guess destiny isn't the path chosen for us, but the path we chose for ourselves.
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>>153462529
>All Red can do is post AI slop of false equivalences
Hmm
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>megaloser
We only post winners here.
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REDmind!!!
Blgrue...
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>>153462573
>We only post winners here
Still no counter to the de gun :)
Still no counter to the brain bots overwhelming the minions :)
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>>153459139
Kratos vs Asura was like
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>>153459119
How can there be such a man?
Taller than the stars.
More profound than the sea.
Faster than omnipresence.
Stronger than omnipotence!
He is a tower.
A titan.
A leviathan.
Whenever he fights, he wins.
That's why he is OUR HERO.
His fame? Eternal.
His power? Absolute.
His name? DECLARE IT.
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>>153462589
Degun is countered by everything Gru has. A single mega minion solos all useless brainbots.
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>>153462329
feats only? Kratos
scaling shit included? Kratos
lore wank? Kratos
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>>153462605
Bling Bling Boy
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>>153462559
> Red creates a world with no living children, where all survivors are low-trust individuals, and anyone who would risk their wellbeing to save someone else is dead

Have fun dying the next time an emergency happens because every remaining person in the world has decided you're not their problem. There is no fire department left to call, no one is coming to help you.
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>>153459119
Realistically speaking of everyone that is legally classified as "human" was given the button at the same time Red would automatically be up over a billion points because Indians have no sense of kinship with others and would 100% kill their families and friends for a slightly higher chance to save their skins
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>>153462644
Skill issue. I have never called the fire department. The scenario you're describing would only get rid of even more undesirable demographics.
Pressing red is tipping the first domino toward a perfect world.
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>>153462670
> the ideal version of humanity is one exclusively populated by bitter, selfish people with no hope for the future because all the kids are dead and everyone else that is left is too antisocial to breed.
Cool death cult.
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>>153462345
As written, ' ' everyone ' ' on earth takes a private vote.
That argument only works if you assume kids can’t vote or will default to blue, which the scenario never says. You’re not analyzing the hypothetical, you’re rewriting it.
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Pressing the red button is the correct choice, because everyone who picks blue is a degenerate gambler
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>>153462683
I was already onboard with objectivism, no need to sell it to me further
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>>153462683
the ideal version of humanity is one exclusively populated by bitter, selfish people with no hope for the future because all the kids are dead and everyone else that is left is too antisocial to breed.
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>>153462651
>because Indians have no sense of kinship with others and would 100% kill their families and friends for a slightly higher chance to save their skins
Weak mother fucker we are pressing the red because it's guaranteed survival. Blue pussies are putting themselves into dangerous for no reason.
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What is this button bullshit?
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>>153462690
So your proposal is that a 6 month old baby, who cannot even understand words or reliably sit up by themselves, is in fact going to be able to consider a complex hypothetical situation and crawl over and press a button by choice... instead of just sitting there drooling and shitting its diaper without ever pressing a button because its an infant.
You've somehow mandated a situation even more fantastical than the button hypothetical was to begin with.
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>>153462751
Mr. Beast put up a poll on Twitter
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>>153462751
Another form of the prisoner's dilemma
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>>153462713
Antinatalist chads won.
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Oh my God you fucking retards will discuss anything but death battle
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>>153462768
It doesn't help when we know the winner of Gru vs Megamind
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>>153459580
Cutie honey has devil man scaling though?
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>>153462755
Skill issue
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>>153462776
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>>153462782
high tier or low tier?
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Alright we're getting Hank Henshaw, when's he going to fight The Maker for the evil Reed Richards battle
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I pretend to be multiversal but a mountain level punch would kill me...
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>>153462627
>feats only? Kratos
0 feats of dodging to tanking gun fire
>scaling shit included? Kratos
Didn't one of the game directors say that Mundus created a universe?
>lore wank? Kratos

Kratos lore wank is 100% disingenuous and has repeatedly been said to be untrue by the game's director. Dante at least has some legit lore wank to get him to universe level.
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>dodging to tanking gun fire
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Stop downplaying KRATOS
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If Cucky Peter is so smart, why is he still stuck in high school? How many times has that retard been held back a grade?
MJ is a grown woman now, with adult needs, and it seems only Pavl can satisfy her insatiable feminine hunger for manly, potent seed.
Meanwhile, Cucky Peter is still getting F's on his homework. Kek! What an impotent little faggot.
Seriously, Cucky Peter's marriage being erased was the best thing that ever could've happened to MJ. Now, she gets to be railed 24/7 by a real man with the only superpower that ever mattered.
Imagine being Cucky Peter, and being forced to shoot your sticky spider-spunk on brick walls and save the city while your oneitis gets thoroughly bred by a virile bvll who doesn't need superpowers to get pussy. I can't think of anything more cucked than being Spider-Man.
Don't even get me started on Gwen and Green Goblin. Cucky Peter's life is an absolute nightmare.
>Spider-Cuck! Spider-Cuck!
>Likes to watch when MJ fucks
>Busts a nut, seethes with rage
>When MJ locks his chastity cage
>Don't look! Here cums the Spider-Cuck
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>>153462755
>So your proposal is that a 6 month old baby, who cannot even understand words or reliably sit up by themselves

6 months with no parents or legal guardians to help them press the right button... tragedy.
You're making up hypotheticals for the hypothetical.
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>>153462861
I don't think bullets can penetrate the skin of someone that can survive 4 mountain sized pillars slamming into him
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>>153462892
We've seen regular arrows and spears pierce his flesh all the time. Why wouldn't bullets?
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>>153462884
Private vote. Parents can't help them. In the rules.
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>>153462901
those were magically infused
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Well?
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>>153462329
Kratos stomps the lonely virgin pizza canon fodder
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>>153462904
Why was kratos hurt by spears and arrows magic.
Why couldn't he break through ice? magic.
Why was he pinned down by rocks?Magic
Well spoilers, Dante's guns are magic since he can infuse his demonic energy into them So what now?
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>>153462925
He tanks the bullets
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>>153462915
Kratos is like The Hammer, except he has no weakness
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>>153462944
Kratosfags are never logically consistent that's why they always win.
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>>153462776
Has it leaked?
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>>153462957
yes
Gru wins
next fight is Light vs Columbo
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>>153462925
GOW Magic is outerversal. Kratos stomps
>>153462873
CANON!
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>>153462902
Thought experiments like this assume participants can make a choice otherwise you run into endless edge cases (babies, coma patients, people asleep, people without access, etc.). Once you start counting people who can’t choose, you’re no longer solving the puzzle you’re breaking its rules.
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>>153462957
Megamind wins. LuzAnne is next
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>>153462957
No, but the outcome is obvious like every other match this year.
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>>153462605
oops wrong image
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>>153462987
I think it's rather debatable, actually. But I'm guessing Gru.
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>>153462982
The edge cases matter, though. The hypothetical is entirely based around the consequences of the choice. These ARE the consequences of the choice, as written. Pretending these cases don't exist isn't breaking the rules, it is engaging with them instead of demanding a simplified, consequence-free version of reality that makes the choice easier for you to swallow.
These details matter, because it impacts why I would pick blue. Not because I 'want to put myself on the train tracks' like some special snowflake, but because I recognize that there are ALREADY hundreds of millions of people who start this hypothetical on the train tracks by default through no fault of their own and a red vote is one that votes to kill them for no reason.
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>>153462946
The Hammer got off-screened in Exit 9B, so they'll be fine.
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anyone else look at pictures of food and imagine eating it
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>>153462946
>Kratos when Skips comes up and says
>"Yeah I've dealt with guys like him before"
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>>153463001
tee bee desu I think Gru has more win cons but Megamind has a handful of decent win cons. Overall though, Gru's are more likely to happen so Gru would take the win.
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I've never seen a Minions movie, so Megamind wins. Simple as.
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This is just Bowser vs Eggman, manchild edition. Gru has the stats and the loyal, better army while Megafraud has gadgets and inferior minions.
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>>153463173
>manchild edition
... but enough about Bowser and Eggman, who are characters from video games made for children.
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>>153462407
Why the fuck are they wasting a big crossover on promoting a nobody villain? Why not have Godzilla team up with actual well liked villains like Doom or Thanos? This is so corny.
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>>153463173
>This is just Bowser vs Eggman, manchild edition.
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>>153462407
Is Knull the Paul of Marvel villains?
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>>153463173
Not really. Megamind can close the stat gap and can mass steal the minions powers and make a clone army of himself that is even more powerful. The Minions are also retarded so he can alternatively trick em
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>KWABzilla needs CHADnull
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>>153463239
>Megamind can close the stat gap and can [DO THINGS HE'S NEVER DONE]
Holy cope. Megasissies are gonna have a melty when they lose to the BANANA yellow man guy.
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>hulkfag hiding behind knull
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>>153463241
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FRAUDnull jobs to GODmonbane btw.
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>>153463270
Who doesn't?
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>>153463257
>base Thanos victim
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>>153463257
>Ducking Hal AGAIN
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>>153463270
He jobbed to a weakened Silver Surfer, there's no reason to go that far.
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Someone suggested last thread that Ryoko should fight Cutie Honey. But I have a suggestion since we're talking about hot-headed tomboys.
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>>153463295
*Ryuko
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>>153463295
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>>153463254
Did it in the show. Though you are forgiven for ignoring that source
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>>153463257
Madoka's domain is limited, but as long as you fall under her purview she's incredibly strong. And if you don't full under her purview, its not like you can fight her anyway because she only exists when doing her job.
DB memes about characters being 'multiversal' or shit like that, but Madokami unironically is. Like, by definition: she has become a new law of physics that extends between universes, her reach extending both forward and backward through time from the event of her creation and has become functionally omnipresent. She is the definition of what being a multiversal entity looks like.
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>>153463011
You’re treating your assumptions like they’re consequences. The scenario never says babies or other non-participants automatically count as deaths unless you decide blue. At that point, you’re not analyzing the hypothetical anymore; you’re rewriting it to justify your decision.
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>>153463309
Nagisa Misumi from the pretty cure series.
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>>153463330
Yajirobe victim.
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>>153463321
Yet she can't destroy a mountain...
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>>153463347
Post Yajirobe destroying a mountain.
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>>153463270
Reminder that FRAUDbane defeated Nyarlathotep with a town level explosion.
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*BANG BANG BAG BANG*
COME OUT, COME OUT, GWEN! I ONLY WANT TO HAVE A TALK... WITH MY FISTS TO YOUR FACE!
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Blue? Red? I press the Black button and Black everyone.
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>Time uh? I'll make you a fetus so I can kill you like I killed my first unborn child!
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>>153463468
https://youtu.be/NTnQkYqGZts?si=iFQ4MAFMnsN0Yntp
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>>153459119
>has to use reddit hype quotes to pick the actual smart option
Midwits be wilin'
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>>153463432
Tienbro...
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>>153463491
get they ass and get they pussies sister
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>>153459119
>Everyone lives
Blud thinks he is BREED Richards.
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>>153463468
How do people think this would be a fair fight? Even SSG Goku has universal feats and statements. What could some planetary jobber do against Beast Gohan?
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>>153463512
Because DBfags are petty. There's a damn good reason Gohan is more likely to fight Zero. This is just blatant spiteful bullying.
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>>153463349
Anon, she's dissolved and then reformed the universe. She destroyed every mountain in existence in one go, and then put them back together.
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>>153463512
Gohan has no counter to the Wobble Force
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>Ultracuck trying to shill his dimeless matchup again
No one will ever give a shit about your shitty badly produced and poorly acted trash for Japanese toddlers.
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>>153463512
InSHITcible loses all his matches, it's just a question on which would be the funniest humiliation ritual for him. I mean, besides him being a cuck by staying with Eve.
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>>153463512
No one thinks it's fair, they just want DB to get a win.
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>>153463544
TRVKE TRVKE TRVKE
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>>153463524
Any Invincible character vs. Great Saiyaman (Buu arc only) would be a cool MU for thematic reasons, but even then, only if he was locked into his base form. Even that would still probably be a stomp in Gohan's favor.
I know basically nothing about Ultraman in general, but I've heard some of the characters are pretty strong.
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>>153463557
>>153463524
Here he goes samefagging about his dogshit again
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>>153463524
> Pretending there's any meaningful connection between Gohan and Zero
> Prentending Death Battle doesn't do spite stomp matches
> Pretending Gohan vs Zero isn't a spite stomp match
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>>153463356
Doesn't that make Lovecraft the fraud?
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>>153463544
>NO YOU CAN'T JUST TALK ABOUT A CHARACTER I DON'T LIKE BECAUSE I SAID SO
What a bitch
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>>153463565
Keep your fregoli delusions to yourself, schizo.
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>>153463579
>>153463576
put down the devices samefagging chud
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>ducking Thor
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>>153463572
>>Pretending Gohan vs Zero isn't a spite stomp match
Gohan at least can be reasonably wanked to universal at best via scaling
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>>153463583
Mark just lost another hypothetical DB in my head. Take your meds and copium, already.
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>>153463574
Lovecraft is fraudulent but idk what that has to do with SHITbane, which is a different IP.
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Looks like a mogging to me.
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>>153463604
I love chubby white women
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:)
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>>153463572
Honestly, Thor vs Zero actually does make the most sense. Thor is just as much a draw as Gohan is, but he and Zero are much more thematically similar, the fight is a lot more even, and the fight animation could be a lot more fun with all their abilities. It's a pity the Ultrafags will always see it as "hiding behind Thor" rather than trying to honestly find the best possible opponent for Ultraman Zero across the board.
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>>153463627
Because Thor wins and they don't want that.
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> fucking Thor
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Bullying DBZ always did feel like the calling card of verse that wants you to know they're really strong, but don't want to actually go up against any infinite multiversal or le dimensional tiering guy so they pick on the pinnacle of 2-C instead
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>>153463512
It'd be funny if Mark pulls the upset. He gets Fortnite scaling, Omnipotus scaling, Imageverse scaling, vsfag retardation, etc. DBfag seethe would be funny af. However, they'll probably do some other matchup for Dragon Ball's salty runback, maybe Evil Marks vs Future Gohan or Conquest vs Nappa. Aside from Mark, the only notable character for Gohan is Boruto, Conner and maaaaaybe Rodimus, everyone else is leeching off of his popularity to carry the matchup. Zero, Pegasus Koga, Chibiusa, basically any other child of the main character of an anime.
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>>153463524
>There's a damn good reason Gohan is more likely to fight Zero. This is just blatant spiteful bullying.
Zero vs. Gohan is spiteful bullying to. The people pushing that fight know Zero has win cons Gohan has no answer to. He should at least fight someone who can survive getting spaced or counter time hax.
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CHADly>Hulk>Thor>Vegeta
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>>153463640
How the hell would you know that if you don't even know his combatant
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>>153463666
I highly doubt any Ultraman comes close to contending with Marvel wank.
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Glass cannon verse.
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>>153463651
I mean if you are going to go full crossover scaling wouldnt that just lead to Gohan getting the same sort of loopey wank to the point its not even those characters fighting anymore?
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>>153463640
I personally wouldn't mind.
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>>153463675
how is this meant to be an anti feat
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>>153463702
If you get hurt, it's an anti-feat
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>>153463592
Does it even matter if he has NO answers to ANY opponents' abilities?
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>>153463708
hurt by who
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>>153463651
Fortnite scaling supercedes all of that and Gohan has it too
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I have never been hurt, humiliated or injured...
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How far would Zly get in a Marvel gauntlet? Who would be a good MU for him?
He has:
>destroyed an entire galaxy (on-screen, though the amount of time this took him is ambiguous, it was shown to happen in a matter of seconds in screen-time)
>effortlessly destroyed a planet (on-screen)
>can survive in space with his ki shield (on-screen)
>power grows over time, seemingly limited only by what his body (transformation) can currently handle (he "overflowed" in his LSS state in his debut movie)
Bonus:
>has a Mastered Ultra Instinct-tier transformation in SDBH (Legendary Super Full Power Saiyan 4 Limit Breaker [Super Full Power Saiyan 4 Limit Breaker Goku was UI Sign-tier])
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>>153463713
in general
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>>153463651
>Conner
I actually had to google who that is lmao how the fuck is he notable?
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>>153463723
He is actually is one of the few DB characters with actual mind hax resistance.
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reminder Gohan's best matchup is against Twilight Sparkles
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>>153463727
not how it works
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>>153463666
Because people can form opinions based on cursory but sufficient information without outright consuming every knowledge resource, retard. They can always wank Thor to Supes tier since we know they hold back esoteric capeshit babble for when they need it. UltraSHIT just from a wiki skim can be surmised as a Saiyan flavored flying brick with some hax and flowery language scaling but clearly not enough for capeautism with the dials turned up. Maybe stop seething and accept that your hero is international C tier atmost and maybe then you'll have a clear enough headspace to actually talk respectably.
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>>153463666
>Thorforce
>Power Cosmic
>Gaia's power
>Embers of the Phoenix
>absorbed Zeus's power
>Mjolnir
>Jarbjorn
>can BFR if needed
Not only is Thor as busted as Superman, he has a fuck ton of hax.
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>SHITly
CHANGE THE SUBJECT
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>>153463702
>can blow up a planet
>killed by a thin strip of metal
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>>153463748
Nobody mentioned SHITly. This is about GODly the DEVIL.
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>>153463756
thin strip of metal wielded by who
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>>153463661
>Zero vs. Gohan is spiteful bullying too.
If I'm being honest dragonball fans do deserve a humbling now and then for being the most fucking obnoxious anime powerscalers ever. I have no sympathy for them. When your whole agenda is:
>dragonball solos your fav verse
You deserve to get a taste of your own medicine.
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>>153463756
It was infused with ki. Otherwise, it wouldn't do shit.
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>>153463676
>>153463716
Mark has canon Fortnite scaling with the gun cameo in his first fight against Angstrom. Plus I'm arguing with special pleading turned on, I'm trying to view it from a retard running Death Battle's perspective and giving Mark as much as he needs to keep up.
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Lightsisters…
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>>153463756
Why would your offensive ability dictate your defensive ability, anon? If I have a rocket launcher, does that make me immune to being shot with an arrow?
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The funniest fucking thing about Gwen vs Eve is that Gwen wins because of time travel.
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>>153463774
Goku would literally die to anyone using a heart virus as a weapon.
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>Ultracuck admits it's a spite match
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>>153463774
Stop getting triggered by random fucks on youtube you embarrassing manchild
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>>153463746
>flowery language scaling
That's really not Ultraman's thing, but yeah Thor just has enough experience dealing with magic and shit that it's not an unsafe assumption to assume he has counters ready.
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>>153463779
DarknessGODS are eating good today.
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>>153463734
Superboy, he was the default fight for Gohan in the early days. Keep up, zoomzoom.
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>>153463779
Haven't we literally always known this?
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>>153463779
It's over for Pokésissies, their verse will never be able to compete with DigiCHADs and their darkness.
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>>153463777
So does DB with the in-game mythics. In fact a lot of people would argue that puts DB higher on the crossover hierarchy.
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>>153463779
this is dumb

darkness and light are two sides of the same coin
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>>153463801
He has that mutiverse starry background thing they can use to wank him. That's honestly all I could see that they would use to give him universal+ stats because from what I've seen he's at most planet level.
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>>153463774
Dragon Ball unironically broke your mind.
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>>153463827
Yes and darkness is way faster.
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>>153463723
Thor GAPES him unironically.
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>>153463788
It's not that it could be considered an obvious spite match. I simply do not give a shit about the feelings of DragonBallshitters who are all bark but cry when getting bit.
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>>153463806
Whenever we determined the universe expands FTL, we could have made that assumption, yes.
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>>153463779
Another buff for Naruto.
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>>153463839
they are equal
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>>153463845
So you're not even an Ultrafag, you're just looking for a thematic shit stomp primarily to spite Dragon Ball.
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>>153463854
I like dragonball. I don't like the fans.
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>>153463779
>Blackbeard rapes K.Rool because that croc isn't faster then darkness
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>>153463860
no one cares
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>>153463845
>THIS mindbroken
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>>153463850
Not, not at all. lol Light is a particle, darkness is the absence of anything.
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>>153463854
>>153463860
So it's true? the person spamming this MU doesn't even care about Ultraman?
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>>153463873
Silence. Your rambling means nothing to me.
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>UltraLEECH Zero Dollars Drawn begging BUGhan for a crumb of his popularity
>and not CHADga vs CHADga that would be a better introduction to Kamen Rider, Ultraman and the more Japan centric side of tokusatsu as a whole
Tony KWAB chasing a pity milly the way Ultrafag moves when he could've been booking with SOVL and gain the general's favor more naturally.
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Dragon BVLLS WARPED me...
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>>153463880
no one cares about that trash
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cucky light vs CHADrkness
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>>153463846
No, it's just common sense. Darkness is the absence of light.
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>>153463896
So stop spamming it.
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>>153463904
Its absent because it cant catch up
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>>153463880
no one cares about ultragay in general
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>>153463904
>No
>I mean yes
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UltraKEKS what the FUARK happened!?!!!? We were supposed to GAPE Dragon Ball but they GAPED our minds instead!?!?!?!?
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>>153463908
im not ultraHOMO
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He could've posting SOVL instead of begging for attention like the bitch he is.
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>>153463975
ESL and fag shit tier taste
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Our wall-tier SAVIOR.
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>ultraman
>kamen rider
The tokufag is a SEAmonkey
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>>153463880
Looks like it.
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>>153463880
I watched the movies and Z Chronicles a while ago. I'm currently watching Ultraseven, too. All I'm saying is that it's hard to really feel bad for dragonball fans who get super pissed when Goku gets shit on by a boyscout in spandex who dips into the fucking sun for over a decade. I don't think Zero vs. Gohan is a spite match. But I also find it hard to feel bad for Dragonball fans that feel threatened by stronger verses like DC and Marvel.
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Favorite porn?
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>>153464005
He is for RAPING and GAPING Netflix Luffy
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>>153464032
no one gives a fuck about your shitty life you phillipino faggot
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>>153464032
Dude you are literally dodging Thor as we speak
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I highly doubt we'll ever get a toku match (that isn't the Geats one) besides Ultraman vs Evangelion or KR Ichigo vs Cap anyway
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The RAGE ROARS within me but I can't let it out...
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>>153464054
Cucky Peter...
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>>153464048
you'll never get one cause no one knows about your dogshit
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>>153464048
Erm, your jewrangers (by Haim Saban) and godzilla matchups?
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>>153464047
Thor vs. Zero is fine, too. I never said it wasn't. The sudden butting in is weird when Zero vs. Thor isn't even a hot topic outside of here.
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>>153464036
Tranny scat
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>>153464060
>Seething like a BITCH when Geats vs Nero is inevitable
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>>153464066
I obviously didn't count those, they're part of the American zeitgeist
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>>153464048
>Ultraman vs Evangelion
Ultraman vs Evangelion would be as dumb as Hulk vs. Godzilla since we already have official sources that let us directly compare them, and would just have to ignore them and pretend not to know any better for Death Battle.
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>>153464060
Do you think if you keep saying that it'll stop being brought up
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>>153464032
You're acting like Dragon Ballfags raped your mom or something.
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>>153463817
>Pokemon has a Dark type
>Incineroar is now FTL
Yup, yup, prepare for those FTL Fake outs
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>Ultraman vs Evangelion
This is probably even less fair than Godzilla vs Evangelion come the fuck on now
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>Godzillafag still seething
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>>153464084
>the astroturfed shill match pushed by redditcord and paypigs
>... is totally a sign that casuals want capeshit, Japan!
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>>153464084
no one gives a FUCK about your verse you dirt poor tier beggar
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>>153464087
Is there?
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>>153464091
do you think if you keep begging someone will have pity on you and make a match up happen?
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>>153464094
I believe in the philosophy that is
>talk shit, get hit
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>>153464102
>>153464103
>WAAAAAAAAAAAH
Seething little BITCH
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>>153459456
It's KINGnic.
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Yeah I'm still mad.
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>>153463774
>If I'm being honest dragonball fans do deserve a humbling now
>You deserve to get a taste of your own medicine.

Thanks for finally admitting you just want to see Dragon Ball take L's because you're made ass-hurt when most DeathBattlefags don't have the balls to admit it outright
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>>153464114
keep BEGGING for someone to notice your DOGSHIT tier IRRELEVANT verse
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>>153464112
>admits Dragon Ballfags lives rent free in his head
Sad :)
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>>153464114
This is exactly what I say and how people describe me btw
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>PLEASE DON'T ACKNOWLEDGE KAMEN RIDER PLEEAAASEE
why are you like this holy shit its not hard to ignore anything about it and move on. you have a filter.
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>>153464104
Just compare their feats within the SJH universe.
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>Dragon Ball deserves a humbling
It literally has more losses than wins on DB. When was the last real win it got?
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>>153464139
you'll take this dookie dumping on your head and you'll like it
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With the way he talks about Dragonfags, you'd assume that they busted down his door and executed his entire family, Cartel style.
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>>153464142
That's neither a shared continuity nor the main one for either. It's like saying Mario vs Sonic is decided by Smash Bros. At least Godzilla Destroys the Marvel Universe or whatever pretends to be Earth-616
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>>153464142
the most IRRELVANT and PATHETHIC verse of double nuked cockroaches
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>>153464139
Yeah, I can understand
>LITERALLY WHO
Responses, buy the recent influx of
>NOOO DON'T TALK ABOUT [thing]
Posts are just annoying.
Specially when it's a series that already has a confirmed MU.
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>riders
>sentais
>ultras
This nigga has shit taste.
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>>153464165
Who pissed in your cereal this morning
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>>153464176
your verse is shit get back to whatever dead japshart board you crawled out of
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>>153464163
No, it's like comparing Mario and Sonic through the Olympic games. Which is valid.
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>>153462605
GODnic.
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Geats winning was fine. Him fighting Nero was the turning point. Retards don't get this btw.
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>>153464177
In all fairness they're the big 3 of Japanese live action superheroes.
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>>153464192
how fucking lame and corny, this is really the type of shit you're begging for people to talk about
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>>153464202
>Him fighting Nero was the turning point. Retards don't get this btw.
explain
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>>153464207
>begging for people to talk about
I was literally responding to someone else suggesting the MU.
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>>153464222
get the fuck off the board and go respond to some jap pedo asking about gravure
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>>153464145
Frieza but you can argue Megatron was snubbed, then it'd be Gogeta vs Vegito
>>153464192
...The games where Bowser is comparable with fucking Amy Rose? That's not even a canon thing but garish merch. Ultraman does not appear in the SHITbuilds or viceversa
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>>153464161
There's nothing wrong with them they're just annoying
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>>153464234
...That's oddly specific. Do you have something to tell us, anon?
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Hi everybody :D
what have I missed?
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>>153464190
>I HAVE NO COPE AND I MUST SEETHE EVEN MOAR!
LMAO
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>>153464249
>no u
god its so clear how you dont belong but desperately wish you did
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>>153464234
>go respond to some jap pedo asking about gravure
what the hell even is gravure and why do you know about it
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>>153464259
Belong to what?
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>>153464255
DUDE TALK ABOUT THE FLYING MEGAZORD DUMPY DIAPER TRRICARETOPS MON ITS FREAKIN COOL I SWEAR
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>>153464251
Apparently mentioning tokusatsu, even to dismiss it, seriously triggers certain people here.
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Why is it okay to talk about Godzilla and Evangelion but not other /m/ series? I don't get the bias.
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here's the only Toku show I care about
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>>153464280
They know where getting an actual Kamen Rider fight soon, right?
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>>153464291
Godzilla is cool.
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>>153464265
the realm of civilized people rather than the rice paddy field you were born in
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>>153464240
Amy RAPES and GAPES Bowser and his entire verse.
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>>153464295
Based though.
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I don't think there's really anything wrong with ducking your most popular match up and fighting someone who's street tier instead
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>>153464221
Most peoples initial react to Geats winning was mostly positive or apathetic. The other contestants are either already shoe ins and/or autistic af. Geats was a relative breath of fresh air in terms of characters getting in and was a somewhat good indicator of a possible future of more lesser known characters getting fights. Then Nero won the poll to be his fight and it 180s in a week. This fight was pushing the limit of dimelessness so much that it could actually kill the hopes of a more varied and obscure media friendly Death Battle. An already divisive in terms drawing power guy who's a part of a long running franchise thatg would require a bit of explaining what KR already is to an inevitable clueless audience running up against Nero. Nero is a character that's like 3 layers buried in Type Moon autism. You have to set up everything youh would've done if a Stay Night character came in, but now you also have to explain not only Extra's spinoff alt universe lore but also Grand Order's even more expansive multiverse shit. All in alike 5 minutes on average. If this is the precedent that DB sets and receives when they try to gamble on less mainstream franchises and it fucking flops just out of the sheer confusion it would instill into the casual audience, then it will doom DB to forever trend chase and pump out more and more tranime/capeshit slop. All because they can't book for shit.
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>>153464355
Gohan…
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Remember the Lukefag
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>>153464369
pipe down no one is reading this crap
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I fvarking love kaijus but hate mechas, spandex, and rubber.
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>>153464280
I don't care about toku or whatever
I just think every single tokufag who makes there way here is annoying
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>>153464387
>struggling with just a little under 2 paragraphs
South American country of origin?
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>>153464387
what the hell is your problem
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>>153464104
Anno, creator of Evangelion, is a massive Ultraman fan. He'd say that Ultraman wins in a heartbeat.
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Where is the blue button?
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>>153464417
he'd be lying
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>>153464405
MEXICOOOOOOO!!!!!!
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>pretending he isn't a porn addicted faggot
>when he literally dumped his porn stash of gravure style pics of women in cosplay and admitted to posting porn in /v/ to the point of getting banned
Nvm, Ultrafag belongs here as a fellow abnormal autist and possible EPI practitioner. He's perfect for /dbg/.
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>>153464434
Him vs Doorbell Chud.
Who wins?
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>>153464163
>That's neither a shared continuity
There actually is a shared continuity, And it's more extensive than a lot of the continuities that only have one movie otherwise (barring Evangelion).
But it's all amusement park experience shit that will probably become lost media like that Dragon Ball short with God Broly and audience fusion Gogeta.
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>>153464405
Venezuela obviously!
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>>153464420
Nah, Ultraman wins that. I was the one who brought it up, but I don't particularly care about it; just think it's the most likely. I don't like Eva VS debating because AT fields make it so the outcome is either "loser has no way to pierce an AT field" or "Eva gets stomped hard" with no inbetween
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>>153464420
I mean he put Ultraman at solar system level in his own movie.
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>>153464142
4 back to back movies of unrestrained ASS. Somebody hang Anno.
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>Japan
We support CHADna here, sir.
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>>153462925
Kratos can get hurt by dirt too apparently.
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Bruh. I'm fucking inmune to japanese multiverses after the shit that I'D endured.
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>>153464142
4 back to back movies of unrestrained KINO, someone give Anno an award!
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>>153464441
I'd ask for a QRD but this is so incoherent, I'm not confident you'd be able to deliver.
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>>153464457
NTA but I actually watched that a while ago. good movie.
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>>153464491
Not everyone is as autistic as you, TFbro...
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>>153464506
I am. Why aren't you, coward?
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>>153463318
No he didn't.
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What's a good matchup for Alternity Optimus? Superman or Archie Sonic right
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>>153464434
Mexico is in North America, dumb spic
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>>153464500
>people genuinely liked Geats winning because he represented the chance of more obscure series getting in
>they put him up against Nero and tanked the chances of the episode ever being a hit with the normies and the said chances of more obscure character episodes with it thus making people, atleast people here, hate him now
Better?
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>>153464506
Are you seriously using autism as an insult on a death battle board? Skull Skull Skull.
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>>153464530
>>153464554
>thinks it's an insult
Merely an observation that the average DB viewer is not built like the GENETIC UBERMEN that comprise /dbg/.
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What happens if I press both buttons?
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>>153464573
Raul Jose Hernando Fernando…
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>>153464491
why was Starscream's episode the only one to use the Japanese continuity?
>>
What if I push your buttons?
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>>153464573
You take a screenshot
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>>153464547
Yes, but I still don't see how the porn stuff comes in.
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>>153464588
I guess they fear researching such a complicated foreign language continuity.
But they are going to have to do it for Nero regardless.
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As someone from Venezuela I find weird how often my irrelevant shithole country is mentioned around here
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>>153464539
Simon I guess
Cloud Optimus is for Heroes Goku
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>>153464576
>Doesn't know basic geography
>AI slop mental breakdown
Saar....
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>>153464622
Some guy falseflagged as him and posted a Xitter link to actual Kamen Rider themed gay latex suit porn. He got defensive and started posting how totally straight he is by dumping his entire goon folder of toku themed gravure pinups and IMDB links to tokusatsu softcore porn. He even admits that he was posting said porn on /v/ before he got banned.
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>>153464539
Superman probably
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As an Argentinian from the inherently superior Italo-Germanic America I look down on both the browns of Iberian America and the muttified society of Anglo America
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>>153464596
Does buttons mean prostate
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>>153464695
>AY AY AY DON'T CALL IT AMERICA WEY! WE ARE AMERICA PENDEJO GRINGO! YOU ARE UNITEDSTATIAN ESE
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>>153464696
...Are you talking about the Wizard Gravure stuff?
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>>153464547
>tanked the chances of the episode ever being a hit
Unless you are some kind of DB paypiggy nobody cares about views, the team is happy with Bakureze's performance, and they are making a shit ton of money off their paypigs and selling pitches + Merch
>the said chances of more obscure character episodes
Obscure character episodes died the second they went indie, Ben said that way before the Kickstarter was even a thing.
It doesn't help that the people pushing for more obscure characters are extremely autistic and only want indieslop connectioncore garbage like ROOM vs OMORI
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>>153464547
>the said chances of more obscure character episodes with it thus making people, atleast people here, hate him now
that is the most fucking retarded logic I've ever read in my life
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>>153464714
Take a guess.
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STOP. TALKING. ABOUT. ULTRAMAN. STOP. TALKING. ABOUT. KAMEN. RIDER. WE ONLY DISCUSS RELEVANT AMERICAN SERIES LIKE SUPERMAN AND DRAGON BALL Z HERE
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Wait shit, Dragon Ball Zs Japanese.
>>
>Ultrabitch is still mindbroken
>>
>Anti-Tokusissy melty
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>>153464754
>Jewish
>Japanese
2 of the 3 hallmarks of the American Cultural appetite...
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>>153464441
so wait, publicity photos from super sentai = porn to your gooner mind? this is porn?
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>>153464799
>he actually watches and jerks off to this shit
fuck is wrong with you?
>>
So Asta beat his rival and became the wizard king, forever cementing his superiority over Deku
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>>153464799
Sick weirdo. Stay away from children.
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>>153464825
damn, didn't know we had an autist amish in here. wild.
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>>153464754
no one talks about it apart from one confused and lost boomer
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>>153464825
Christian monkbro…
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>>153464828
>didn't even get a handshake
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>>153464828
Cucky BITCHsta's series ended without anyone knowing or caring.
>>
Burkas should be mandated worldwide and only porn obsessed gooners think otherwise
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>>153464833
Jehovah’s Witnessbro…
>>153464853
Warrior-Z…
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>>153464853
Tokubro...
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new
>>153464870
>>153464870
>>153464870
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wait, so tokusatsu villainesses = porn, then what about poison ivy, harley quinn and mighty endowed? dc comics actually sold an entire comic about this
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>>153464867
…’s favorite punching bag the Anti-Tokusissy…
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>>153464754
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>>153464730
He just posted some pinups of toku shit I didn't bother to look up.
>>153464738
You proved my point on your own. Indie/obscure shit was dropped because it was not worth investing money on probable shit returns. Geats had the chance to teach them how to book obscure characters whilst not sacrificing profit, but since they made his episode normie repellant, they'll likely now just not see using lesser knowns as not worth it like how Bakureze showed them that using memes and blind trendchasing is a suboptimal creative decision for their new profit minded booking philosophy. They're saying flops are totally OK while previously saying that they dropped less dimes matchups for the sake of profit is such a bold face lie. I will concede that their money definitely comes more from their most dedicated paypigs though.
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>>153464825
Anon that's not what that's for...
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>>153464799
You were spamming it and using it as "proof" of your heterosexuality. No normal person does that. Funny how you also left out that you were linking actual softcore porn. Also yes, photos made with the intention of tittilation of the viewer is in fact porn. Keep trying to obfuscate, faggot.



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