Paradox Space EditionQott: Will this IP ever stop shooting itself in the foot?Last Player Session >>153437007
First for Dersecest
Reminder that we are here in paradox space until the heat death of the universe, may jegus have mercy on our souls
>>153460236Holy shit.....peak...
it still blows my mind how trolls have no concept of parents but gamzee still knew the word motherfucker
1. You got shit to answer me for:>>1534602302.... what the fuck happened to Whiteboard?
>>153460315why isn't jade telling her she likes it yet? is she retarded?
Only day I'll make my own trollsona, one day. Goodnight hsg
>>153460278nevermind. It got fixed.https://r2.whiteboardfox.com/25682951-7913-6593Aaaand I made this.
Adventure ParadoxThrough Space
Well. Here we are. I made this thingy.
>>153460397This is to set up the cont. I thought it´d be interesting that the way we know the guardians as. Is because we see them throught the lens from the Beta Kids themselves. But the idea is that as the series advance.. although this is pretty much at the end of ACT 1, and roughly to ACT 2 then on. We see the real faces of the guardians, now that the Kids see them as they are.Anyway. I can´t stay for longer, I´m... practically 3 hours late to sleep.So I´m gonna play a game with you guys. According to these guys´ faces, try to guess their real personalities and quirks. A funny game of headcanons just for the fuck of it, untill dadda´s back.Allright. See you tomorrow.Goodnight /hsg/!
>>153460339yes but that's okay, Rose still loves retarded Jade
She stomps the shit out of Alan in these shoes then tells him she loves his fag ass.
>>153460471She weighs like 45 pounds
>>153460486She pops her Schizo Trigger before she does it for extra damage.
>>153460278Psycholonials is about Zhen/Z (purple shirt chick), a disgruntled "cancelled" social media influencer who lives on an American Island in the middle of the 2020 pandemic. Trying to drive over to her friends house she kills a cop in self defence causing her to go down a political (and mental) spiral.
i want meat roxy to fuck me in the ass with a strap
>>153460397I've always thought dad's nose is kind of erotic...
>>153460696Truth Nuke
>>153460735Is this meant to be June art?
>>153460753Yeah. I think they're cute.
>>153460715>ywn never have your cocked milked by roxy's tight boy pussywhat's even the point?
>>153460278He "loves it more" because it's allegory for his own post-HS alienation or something along those lines.
>>153460167as long as the fandom keep letting it's mentally ill creator back in then no
>>153460764I think he is an abomination and should be hanged
>>153460787Meanie Bobeanie.
>>153460696this but it's me fucking her and rose because that bitch needs some bbc
I LOVE GRIMDORKS!!! XD
just for a secondimagine rose whispering seductive sweet nothings in your ear while gently jerking you off
>>153460837Only if she was my tired prostitute mother
>>153460764Nah.This is cute.
I miss when all the characters weren't siblings it made them seem like real randoms online instead of an interconnected fate paradox Bs. (also Andrew absolutely has an incest fetish reread the comic incest happens a lot in Hs. for Christ sake the main vaillan is an incest baby)
>>153460884it should've been rose
>>153460938are dave and roxy ectobiologically related i dont remember
>>153460795your spared cause of this image anon but next time I'm going to kiss you on the lips
i like thinking that meulin is a big chubby horny degenerate, third only behind damara and cronusgooning her brains out to her own fanfics and stuff
>>153460955ok so Dave + rose = dirk and roxy dirk + roxy = Dave and rose. so yes they are unfortantly
>>153460965the funny thing is this is canon, she would do this shit if her crazy clown fuckbuddy didn't exist
let's get married! we getting married! let's get married!
>>153461019you good my nigga? great mow theirs someone outside my window
>>153461039>great mow theirs someone outside my windowis it a troll?
>>153461016i am having thoughts about her and damara perving on human boyssee damara would probably just whip out her tits and demand they be touched, but meulin would at least ask firsti think im horny to such an extent that delving any further would get me banned...
exam in one hour, uh i dont know, Jade SAVE ME!
>>153461096and how old are those boys in question? mister pervert.
>>153461091it's unfortunately it is do I let him inside?
>>153461126old enoughwhich is to say the two would probably be too out-of-their-minds horny to do an ID check but they would luckily be talking and presenting themselves to adults
>>153461111if collide thought me anything jade isn't going to do anything for three hours. and then get sucker punch by a white woman.
>>153461178then, KANAYA SAVE ME!
>>153461096you know I really am wishing she never met her morail so I can get some catgirl poon poon
>>153461229canonically speaking yesbut horny-ly speaking dude she FUCKS
>>153461200what would you like me to help you with
>>153461268pssst anonher quirk
>>153461262that's what I need dude and I want to snuggle by her as she sleeps next too me with a smug grin after satisfying me.
>>153461268i need a pep talk before my exam. but hurry up since i have 10 minutes left!
>>153461277how would she satisfy you best, nonnyyy
>>153461273dammit it's been years since I've last seen the trolls. just uh pretend I typed it with the quirk before I get crucified again. (wait does kannya even have a typing quirk?
>>153460167>Qott: Will this IP ever stop shooting itself in the foot?I am unironically, foolishly waiting for hussie to make an actual new ip. a successor to homestuck. one I can actually be there in the moment of
>>153460979>Dave + rose = dirk and roxyNot true. Dirk and Roxy are paradox clones of themselves, they have no genetic parents and Dave and Rose are the ectobiological progeny of their combined DNA. So Dave and Rose are related to eachother and Dirk and Roxy but Dirk and Roxy are not related to each other.
https://strawpoll.com/6QnMQ0WGPnehttps://strawpoll.com/6QnMQ0WGPnehttps://strawpoll.com/6QnMQ0WGPnestop by this poll and sate my curiosity pls
>>153461302>does kannya even have a typing quirk>Capitalizes the first letter of every word. Omits punctuation. Speaks in a very articulate and verbose manner.yes she does
>>153461302Yes She Does You Silly Fuck
feferi would be an unfathomable sweetheart in bedit is so unbelievably hot to me thinking about her appreciatimg smaller cocks
>>153461311unfortantly never going to happen since Andrew excepted Hs is all he's going to be known for so he's pulling a toryiama and milking it for all it's worth. hell even the sequel isn't safe from his grasp he literally gave the team a blueprint on how he wants the story to go the freaking fan sequel is being puppeteer by the real life gamzee
>>153461323so can I technically/legally finish my homestuck earth c orgy ending
>>153461342I am quite silly and I do fuck
>>153461397You can do anything if you set your mind to it
>>153461289shed be giving me a tongebath and playing bop it with a hotdog (if you know what I mean)
>>153461433why these threads always so hopeful
>>153461497/hsg/ is hopebound core
>>153461355she'd appreciate anything (even maid outfits) as long as you don't annoy her
>>153461479no i dont know but it sounds hot
>>153461418Who's John's Cartman?
>>153461497Because one of our guys(Kuprum) is also hopepilled
>>153461497Will you die like a dog or fight for your life?
>>153461692Caliborn
>>153461111good luck anon!! i hope it went well <3
homestuck files: the psychologycal operations.
No pbsd updates in a while. Is it over?
I'm all in on Ellithcoin.
>>153462173no bro did you miss the strap-on mallith update???
>>153462196I know Ellith with a strap would be a DEMON in bed.
>>153462200I need to see Libby x Ellith crackship art now
>>153462200100% pure oak strap
>>153460266well o8viously the word "Motherfucker" in troll culture refers to fuckin6 the mother6ru8. which is either a really 6ood thin6 and a privila6e, or it's a really 8ad thin6 and a ta8oo. not sure which. could 8e a Clown Reli6ion thin6 as well
>>153462196saving this.
>>153462190can't wait for the alucinations to kick in and ellith have a horror sequence ala snow white movie.
I think Achsha fezzit voice headcanon that fits me best is that she sounds like Björk, similar accent and voice pattern. Similar playful personality as well. She likes to say stuff in enigmas just to mess up with Molloch/her friends. While being playful she is quite naive in her young adult phase but even after middle to late adulthood she keeps her charmful personality. That is my 2 cents to share.
character whose 8ase form i could 8eat in a fist fi6ht, 8ased on vi8es and 8ody type and not actual feats. no powers, just fists:>John>Roxy>Rose>Dave>Tavros>WV>Calliope>Horuss>Porrim>The Summoner>Meenah>Her Imperious Condescension>Aranea (and then rape)everyone else i either didn't think of, think there's an even or more chance they'd win, or am so intimidated 8y that it'd lower my performance.
>>153462328addendum:>Aradia>Damara>Sollux
>>153462325Literally who?
>>153462340anon everyone itt is schizophrenic, just play along
>>153462328>>153462328Everyone here including you is a pre-retcon post-meteor training Dave victim.
>>153462452i would 8eat that little fa66ot to death with my 8are hands if i really, really wanted to. no diff. of course, assumin6 it's a 8are handed fi6ht 8ecause i'm fuckin6 losin6 to a sword no matter how 6ood i am at punchin6 shit
>>153462340Anon I'm talking about Ellith's ancestor. from the fan adventure prisounebound. And In case you don't know who Björk is, she is a musician that i find silly and I like her songs.
>>153462477>Ellith's ancestoris she rapea8le too or is that just an ellith thin6
>>153462498She would kill you with her bare fists in a heartbeat if you say anything weird to her.
>>153462514nuh uh. i radiate a very distinct charm that makes me 8oth disarmin6 and a very 6ood rapist. the NTR fat 8astard ener6y radiates off me and women know that. this is all to say:Nah, I'd win
>>153462531shushretard
>>153462547no i know a thin6 or two a8out rape so i know what i'm doin6. practically an expert in it>t. Ma6e of Void
can the mods just kill hsg already..
>>1534625726od i wish>>153462547anyways to add on to my previous statement i'm actually a 8ard-Ma6e of Mind-Void lol
>>153462572
>>153462328literally the only person on this list who could be beat is Tavros and that’s because he’s disabled
>>153462473The Dave I speak of is never losing to you.
>>153462572atp it’s somehow better than any other HS community which is probably the saddest shit imaginable
>>153462609i said no feats 8(like yeah i'm not fuckin6 winnin6 a6ainst what's effectively a super stron6 space 6oddess, 8ut DAMN it looks i could just from a 6lance.>>153462611I 8eat all daves (in a fist fi6ht) no diff. like i said. no weapons, i win. i can not fathom losin6 fuckin6 Dave Strider it's the worst thin6 ima6ina8le
>153462606>153462615Ok. let me rephrase: I want the thread to keep thriving but without the trolls and the annoying mentally ill derailing it. shirmple as that. I like the anons that engage with me in headcanons character analyses and explanations of canon :]not 86-kun making out of field rape jokes.
>>153462634oh. ooohhhh. i see. i didn't think that the sudden rape jokes would make anyone uncomforta8le. that does make sense, i suppose. 8ut darn, thou6ht we were all fine with 8ein6 ed6y and facetious. i'll, for as lon6 as i remem8er this moment, try to dial down on the rape jokes. my apolo6ies 8(
>>153462572I like you guys it's cozy here compared to other threads I'm in desu
>>153462634literally neither of those things are going to happeni bitched about it last thread with the only response i got being so confusing to what i was even referring to, so i think some of the anons here might be too retarded to understand what the issue is with how weird and patronizing people can bewith that said it still feels weird treating serketfag as he’s the worst out of it when i’ve had interactions that bothered me way more
>>153462674>literally neither of those things are going to happeni mean i talk a8out classpects on occasion 8ut no one ever really responds to me so. and plus there were, at least, from what i remem8er, a few times wherein homestuck as a story was talked a8out here, in, like, an analytical sense. so that's reason enou6h to expect it to may8e happen a6ain
>>153462572The Homestuck threads were legit better when we were being persecuted by the jannies. 70% of nu-/hsg/ threads are just inane shitposting and awful memes. I swear the majority of posters are underage discord users at this point, that's just the vibe they give off now.
>>153462695i’m referring to the trolls and mentally ill partbecause one: i doubt most people are trolling here, aside from the obvious being people shitting on HS and telling fans of it to go fuck off a few times two: it’s homestuck, 4chan and /co/. if you somehow don’t think some schizo or BPDfaggot would be browsing the threads then idk what to tell you
>>153462705i feel the old threads were flooded with too much doomposting and shitting on current HS, but i do kinda agree that it was better over what we have now
>>153462712>>153462725oh. oh well shit nevermind. yeah. pre-pilot /hs6/ honestly was the 8est i've ever seen. idk how it de6raded like this over only a few months
>>153462705>The Homestuck threads were legit better when we were being persecuted by the jannies. 70% of nu-/hsg/ threads are just inane shitposting and awful memes.Isn't that what the threads were like before being persecuted by the jannies?
>>153462673same < 3 here is cozy when it is.
>>153462735nothing to really talk about, which has always been a problem with generals
>>153460167karkat goes to a convention... peak...
>>153462826Never finished reading it, found it odd when it seemingly sorta lost a consistent timeline of events and just went all over the place. Plus it feels weird knowing its sequel series won’t be finished, either…
>>153462498>is [a brownblood] rapeableDoes a bear shit in the woods?
>>153462705>I swear the majority of posters are underage discord users at this pointStoop, don't call out pbsdfags like this
I liked karkat goes to a convention but I hated the scene where they were moralizing about calling someone autistic or retarded.
>>153462725There can never be enough shitting on current HS.
>>153462870yeah, it was a odd situation all around and I ain’t really sure what it did plotwise for the comic
>>153462826i need to re read its my favorite depiction of karkat in a mspfa.
>>153460167John's flat
>>153462870maybe the message flew over your head.i found it a nice way to explore character and diferent ways to see people's perspective in offensive topics.
>>153462870It was whatever. I like that even though Karkat agrees to stop saying it, he never actually concedes that he did anything wrong. Feels very in-character.
>>153462860i mean, 8ut... there's exceptions to rules sometimes, so i thou6ht i'd ask just in case
>>153462949Later on in the story he encounters Little girl Jade and once she called him out for swearing He stopped in a second. It was really sweet to see his nurturing side while taking care of Jade.
>>153462705The more scarce the threads became, the more people you'll see talk about their experiences reading HS new or old. Having daily /hsg/ back when the webcomic ended 10 years ago while HS^2 has been about a bunch of new random kids nobody really cares about for like a year now will inevitably make the threads more boring and off topic with the fanventure shit because what's there to even talk about anymore.
>>153462942I understand that it's supposed to be how people feel about how the comic used ableist language or slurs. That doesn't automatically make it good though.
>>153462979I didnt really read it as only that. It felt like a situation that happened in real life. Heck it felt like a actual conversation someone had and the author wanted to put in story. I personally enjoyed it. It was a ground scene to show Both duo of characters and how they deal with their problems.
>>153462955>i mean, 8ut... there's exceptions to rules sometimesOkay, name one(1(I(一))) such example among bronzies
hs^2 really just feel like it's repeating the same problems og hs had so it can feel "like homestuck" and it has too much shit attached to it for me to really like it>june egbert is going to feel force as hell>jane x jake will still not happen(the only ship that had build up is still not happening). infact the new team made it worse by retconning catnapped to not be in the meat timeline>jack noir and snowwoman are fucking alive seriously what the fuck?>andrewhussiewith all that said i think no matter what that bullshit sqeekueal does i will never like it
>>153463102But Jack noir was alive in the end of Homestuck as well
>>153462705>The Homestuck threads were legit better when we were being persecuted by the janniesEh maybe but do realize old hsg was worse, more fetishized shit about cock, wigglers fucking and more complaining
>>153463102>june egbert is going to feel force as helldoes roxy and delfi feel forced? no? then shut up and wait for like, 2 more years until it gets revealed
>>153462583um hi and where did you take this conclusion from. where the hell is this sprite from too?
>>153463611Yes they do
WHEN GOD WHEN?
>>153462634whats an example of a annoying mentally ill being
>>153463611Roxy is and always was forced
>>153463669They're not even in the same universe
