the amount of people i have seen that hate octavia and call her ”spoiled” or ”selfish” because she was unwilling to forgive her cheating, lying father is astonishing
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>>153462716Hating on Octavia and calling her selfish is pretty stupid, yes. She's being more self-destructive than anything, since we the audience can pretty well assume she's in for a bad time, that she doesn't even realize yet.I would be intrigued for them to explore her being a selfish royal, at least in some fashion. I've always interpreted Via as being kind of like a champagne socialist. I know people like to portray her as this sort of down to Earth, kind of normal kid, but I feel like that's more of a front on her part, where if push really came to shove, she'd be a bit privileged, kind of how Stolas has already shown to be in Sinsmas.I am so ready for that "We Will Be Okay" duet with Stolas and Via though. It's going to hit like crack.
>>153462716As a dad who wants to get sucked off by my daughter's friends I certainly would think not forgiving your cheating dad would be a terribly flawed daughter behavior, yes
>>153462716We shouldn't hate Octavia; children can't help being deeply stupid and selfish.
Can I trouble you gentlemen for some pictures of hellhound teeth? Shark demons will do too.
Imagine being between these two.
>>153463405>polyslopyawn
>>153462716It's only because Stolas is gay. If he were straight, Blitzo was a female goetia, and Stella was the pan imp with trauma, the fans would have absolutely loved it and Via might have gotten more screentime in the trailer.I'm being totally sarcastic here, for the record, but let's not forget who the core demographic of both the fans AND the studio are.
>>153463405Oh yaaay fur up my nose, fun.
Replacing Blitzo's pistol with a water gun that looks exactly like it.
how come the amazing digital circus gets a cinema movie and helluva boss doesn't?
>>153463862My theory is that the only big time crossover between Helluva and Hazbin we're going to get will be a feature-length film. And it's that film that will get some amount of widespread theatrical release.
>>153462716vivziepop is the one western cartoonist creating cute/hot girls, and then she proceeds to exclusively focus on the gay men
>>153463405It would be pure, fluffy bliss...
>the virgin hoot>vs the stacy sex disease hound
>>153464015everyone wants a degenerate fujo gf until theres a dick in their butt
Brandon Rogers blackface
>>153462716she needs to learn that the world doesn't revolve around her and her dad is his own person with his own wants and needs that need fulfilling as well.
>>153463862no one wants to see a movie with 5736331 swears
>Brandon Rogers is copyright striking clips of him doing blackface off youtube2026 is the end of performative wokesters
>>153465255He is?Lmao, the absolute state of homos
>>153465255whatever makes helluva boss fall
>>153465096DUDE THESE FUCKING DEMONS ARE SO FUCKING FUNNY THEY MAKE ME WANNA FUCKING FUCK DEMONS AND I CAN FUCKING MERGE WITHOUT FUCKING LOOKING
>>153464110>>the virgin hoot>No friends, shitty relationship with her family>Weird niche interests like star watching and taxidermy>Artsy, plays the guitar and writes her own songs>Magical and royal>Has daddy issues>>the stacy sex disease hound>Actually a femcel who doesnt get any>Smokes and drinks like a junkie>Physically imposing and prone to violence, can rip your throat out with her teeth>Also has daddy issues
>>153466014>Physically imposing and prone to violence, can rip your throat out with her teeth
>>153465817>Traffic_accident.jpg
>>153466779What an UGLY bird
>>153463426You're gay.
How big is Moxxie's dick?
>>153466924Never has anyone ever been so wrong about anything in all of human history.
>>153467120Two inches.
>>153467049>delusional copeyaaaawn
>>153467045>You think love is real down here?>This is Hell. The best you can hope for is a cheap one night stand.>So don't try and convince me otherwise with nice flowers and some empty promises.>Because I might just be desperate enough to believe you.
>>153467186Don't worry my love language is unyielding obsession across different incarnations. <3
Man I have a crazy idea related to biblical lore and the entire "Solomon" thing we created here over a year ago that established why Beelzebub and many other demons already hated the Israelites on a personal level. It's sort of a prequel idea. Bear with me while I write it up.
>>153467265I don't think you'll win a succubus over with that.
>>153467265If Viv weren't a pussy she'd make vampires real.
>>153462716How's the chapter going HILTH anon?
>>153467120doesnt matter because his wife is the top
Moxxie would be my type as a chick.
>>153462905>Greed SeedFormerly Chuck’s
Holding Loona's paw to calm her down while she's getting a blood draw.
>>153468478Sometimes I forget Loona's blood is black.
>>153467186HHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH
>>153468478>>153468494I'm sure there's a Middle Eastern oil joke in there somewhere.>>153468529This anon is having a sadgasm. Get him some cute Verosika pics, stat!
>>153468478>>153468494>"So like, do you have blood cells.">"Yeees.">"Hemoglobin?">"... I think so?">"White blood cells and stuff?">"Anon where are you going with this">"Just wondering why it's black is all...">"Are you gonna do this shit the entire time I'm in here?">doctor pulls out the needle>"We're done!">Loona quickly realizes you weren't just annoying her but distracting her from the blood draw
>>153467379Looking forward to it.
>>153468610>YWN teasingly offer her a treat for being such a big brave girl getting her shot
demons have black blood, but do sinners have it too or is theirs still red?
>>153468667>she growls and glares daggers at you>but also takes the treat>>153468698Still red.
>>153467379>>153468636Here's the first part of this story concept:So I know this is just speculation but hypothetically a fallen angel could have children with a human and the kids would be Nephilim right? I mean having Nephilim kids is one of the big things to get an Angel a one way ticket to falling into Hell, but already Fallen Angels really have nothing to worry about since they’re already fallen. Well, except for God getting extra mad. So hear me out here.The Philistines were a culture of Proto-Greeks (likely descendents of the Sea People) that adopted the Canaanite pantheon (which biblically is made up of fallen angels/demons). Their main gods of worship were Dagon (likely Leviathan) and Baal Zebub (Bee). So it was likely that way back then Bee was active there, and not just as a distant “god”. Because the Philistines were powerful, foreign, and often described as the “uncircumcised” they were probably an object of curiosity, because let's be frank, both God and the Sins REALLY hyperfixated on the Ancient Levant and all the Semites back then, so anything different interesting.What I'm saying is if Beelzebub in ancient times maybe got a bit too frisky. Since this shit was all like over 3000 years ago, Lucifer and the other sins only fell “recently”. Which probably meant they were still in the process and embracing their Sin roles and still had some purity to throw away. Bee likely never had sex back then, the only ones that did were probably Lucifer (cause he had a wife) and Ozzy (literally Lust). Perhaps during one of the rituals where she got summoned by the Philistines, she gets a bit too out of control with all the feasting and revelry. Like, really out of control, to the point where even she can't remember what she did besides seeing a bunch of Philistine men with broken bones that were all conveniently located near the lower body, especially the pelvis.And her only reaction to it is "That's not good."
>>153468856>origin story of Bee’s hate for the israelites starts with mentions of nephelim and a people that did not get along with the heebsUh oh
>>153468856Fast forward a month later and it turns out she’s pregnant, which isn't good for multiple reasons. Firstly God would be pissed. Like, even more pissed than he already was with them. She remembered what happened to the Watchers before the Flood, it was not pretty. Second, she was not ready to be a damn mother at all (I mean given that Lucifer and Lilith wouldn't have Charlie until like, modern times, fallen angels are autistic about having kids). Third, she was afraid for the child, both for what it might be born as and just for its wellbeing in general. Would be some freak of nature like all other of those half breeds? The ones called Nephilim. Maybe because it was a case of a female (fallen) angel having a child with a male human then the kid would turn out less of a monster. Regardless, she decided that she would keep it a secret, give birth to the child, and carefully leave the newborn in some Philistine settlement to be taken in by the humans there. It was frankly easy to lie to the others and say that she was just “getting fat” and simply being extra Gluttonous, that was her entire gimmick since falling after all. I mean she WAS eating a lot more than even her usual, which was enough to feed a small army of men daily. Pregnancy hunger pangs for the Sin of Gluttony must be a terrifying sight. Conveniently nobody questions it, and just assumes she's glutting herself on way too much Wine and Shekar (a very strong alcohol that the ancient semites drunk).Ironically she wasn't drinking any alcoholic beverages cause even back then she was aware doing so was not healthy for the baby, even if she was a God damned Fallen Angel the kid was still half human. Frankly the worst part of the entire thing for her.
>>153469040When she finally gave birth, it wasn't a pleasant experience, but she was aware she had it way better than human women, who would often just die during the birthing process alongside the baby. She remembers it being called one of the “Curses of Eve” (Which did make her feel bad deep down because of the whole, “First Sin” thing). Her angelic nature made it just unpleasant, not unbearably painful. The baby mewling was a sign that she did it. The baby was crying, a lot, which is something babies do apparently. She honestly hasn't seen many babies to properly know their behavior. But when she held the baby in her arms close to her, it calmed down quite fast. It was already instinctually gripping her for protection and comfort. Also were babies supposed to have such a killer grip strength? Like Father damn it, her shoulder was already hurting a bit from its grip. Oh wait, yeah, Nephilim. She gave the baby (her baby) a careful inspection.The infant was remarkably very human, with no signs of its mother being a fallen angel bee fox thing. The only quirks the baby had was that it had six fingers instead of the normal five, and also having sharper canine teeth (also were babies supposed to already have developed teeth???). She found the pudgy blind creature endearing, maybe because she realized she found babies endearing, or because it was her kid specifically. A part of Bee really wanted to keep the baby, she knew the other Sins would be mostly supportive even if it was a half human, but the problems were that she didn't think it was fair to raise a child in Hell and have it stuck in damnation with the rest of them just cause of its mom. And when the Angels or God find out, shit will get really bad. Nephilim were one of the reasons why God flooded the world, and even though she's never seen one she heard the tales about them...
>>153469390For her sake and the sake of the child, it was best to have it be raised by its “own people”. So the same day the child was born, she created a portal to the mortal realm, to the capital of the Philistines. It was better to do this ASAP so she wouldn't get attached to the child. Bee found a suitable place to leave the baby, which was conveniently one of their heathen temples dedicated to her. She waited until the priest of the temple found the infant and then examined it curiously. The old man remarked to his peers in bizarre jubilation that the child was blessed by “Baal Zebul” because of its six fingers and clearly bestowed to them by the Fly God. Yeah… blessed. Guess the child technically was blessed by her and bestowed unto the mortals by her. But not for the reasons their foolish mortal minds would ramble about.At least she knew the baby would be raised alright and be respected rather than treated like an abomination by the Philistine humans. She left back to her ring and held massive feasts until she stopped feeling guilty about being the ancient world equivalent of a shitty mom and tried to forget the whole ordeal. She just hopes the child will grow up living life to the fullest.
TL;DR
>>153469471So what becomes of the baby then?
>>153469873 (me)Oh shit wait. I know who it is.
>>153469471>>153469873Decades Later:Bee was called to Lucifer’s Palace like her other siblings were, with urgency. Apparently something big was happening on Earth. They were in the typical meeting room with the big round table that doubled as a large scrying mirror into the affairs of the mortal realm. She was much to her dismay, seated in between Leviathan and Mammon. Now she was on good terms with her sister Levi, but Mammon? Well Mammon was Mammon. Ever a blabbermouth talking about gold and scams. Mam was ONCE AGAIN rambling about how proud he was of that one copper trader from Ur and how he scammed countless with his sub-standard copper. Saying how he was a “bloody legend”. Father damn it Mam let it go, that happened centuries ago. Ur was already gone. She forgot who destroyed it, the Babylonians or Assyrians. Whatever.Lucifer ended the idle chatter by explaining the situation. The descendants of Moses’s people who fled Egypt and settled recently formed a proper kingdom, and they were at war with the Philistines. This was important given the people of Israel and Judah worshiped their father, while the Philistines worshiped them. It was a proxy war between Heaven and Hell, with the humans as the pawns. Bee understood the importance, but she wondered what was so important about scrying into the mortal world right at this very specific moment.Lucifer explained that a large battle between the two was happening that would determine the entire conflict. But more importantly and with more heavy emphasis, he explained that the Philistines somehow had a Nephilim amongst them, who was their great champion. This caused a great uproar amongst the Sins, because it was believed all Nephilim died in the flood. Which either meant somehow some survived, or that another angel got freaky with the humans again.
>>153469935>the Philistines somehow had a Nephilim amongst them, who was their great champion.Called it.
>>153469965Yep, i'll resume in a bit. Got other things to do rn but will return in a few hours. Thanks for reading.
>>153469935BOTF tier history autism and worldbuilding. Except in the old one I think Stolas says that Heaven's ties to the Israelites have been strained since Moses. >AlsoHeaven and Hell vs Annunaki space aliens.
>>153470132speaking of BOTF, new chapter when?
>>153470050Looking forward to the rest. I don't know how you guys come up with the stuff you do.
>>153467651Hit a rough patch irl. It’s gonna be a while.
>>153471537NTA but is everything okay?
>>153463862I've always believed HH & HB are basically entertainment's Chernobyl disaster, so a "film" will make the shows look like the Kyshtym disaster by comparison. >>153463427New Imp Stella>>153465255Frankly I'm not surprised, queer is too much of a pussy to own up to it. >>153467379>>153468856>>153469390>>153469471>>153469935Sounds like Absolute Cinema, Anon. Dare I say, I'm tempted to use some of it for my own short stories, when the time comes for it.
>>153471537NTA. You okay BOTF Anon, anything we can do to help out?
I'll take any pictures of demon teeth if you guys got em. Preferably hellhounds but I'll take anything as long as it's tasteful.
>>153471891That's HIL anon
>>153471891That's HIL!Anon. I'm fine just working nonstop. >anything we can do to help you out?Watch Esoterica on youtube. The one on Hildegard of Bingen is top tier
>>153471924Oh, sorry for the mix up.
>>153469935>Goliath is bee's one night stand babyI guess seeinf him get dome'd by a rock wasnt the best of experiences for her?Also, would a nephilim end up in hell once they died or do they disappear from existence altogether?Would goliath go to hell? Would bee finally introduce herself to him?
>>153471913Is this good enough, Looner?
>>153471981Perfect. I don't know what it is, fangs are so strangely captivating. I can't help but fixate on them. You got any more?
>>153472023>You got any more?Indeed, I do.
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>>153472045Not bad but kind of lacking in definition. You got any like >>153471981? The teeth in the other one are so crazily elegant, defined without stealing focus, lines defining and the lines not defining implying shape... that canine is so good too.
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>>153472078I do, not sure how many though.
>>153472105Thank you for posting what you have. I wish I could feel those teeth on my neck.
>>153472125You're welcome, the original drawings are made by this gentleman. https://x.com/MyBoscha/media
>>153472168The man knows his fangs. Thank you, friend.
>>153471959>Would goliath go to hell?NTA but Bee never finds out, she couldn't find him in Hell nor wandering the mortal realm as a lost soul, she hopes that he might be in Heaven or at least Purgatory, but the fact she never got a proper answer drove her crazy, leading her to double down on her drinking, come several centuries later, this included drugs and heavier alcohol, the pound system is her way to (mentally) ease the pain away but she rarely gets directly involved with it, seeing orphaned hellhounds brings her to tears.
>>153472190You enjoy Charlie or Lucyfer teeth, but as you said, they might not be your shot of whiskey.
>>153472304Eh, let the original guy write his shit. That said, it's thought by some that nephilim roam Earth as disembodied spirits.
>>153472345Fair enough, wasn't trying to take over his story, just join in on the fun.
>>153472327They're alright. I think I just like beast teeth. There's something about them I can't describe, humans with fangs activate me a little but anthropomorphic characters just have me staring like crazy. I know what artist started this shit for me too. They're just... cool looking? They feel right to be there and wrong for them not to be, if that makes any sense at all.
>>153465096That’s literally what the South Park movie was.
>>153470132Yeah honestly BOTF played a decent role in inspiration, but also the King Solomon stuff (which I played a big role and popularizing months ago). I just really like characterizing Bee as a deeper character. People have been making Lucifer a biblical tragedy for centuries, but you never see the same for the other Sins.>>153471364Way to much infatuation with Helluva Boss girls and making them more compelling characters befitting of their "ancient fallen angel" status, and way to much bible reading and cartoon watching.>>153471868I'd be genuinely humbled if my writing inspires other to write their own stuff on the topic. Feel free to do so.>>153471959Just you wait and seeWell im back from doing errands, time to resume this schizophrenic idea.
>>153472757>People have been making Lucifer a biblical tragedy for centuries, but you never see the same for the other Sins.I can't say for sure sadly, that's what Lucifer should have been in HH, rather than a "misunderstood" "cool dad." he isn't tragic at all.>I'd be genuinely humbled if my writing inspires other to write their own stuff on the topic. Feel free to do so.My writings and greens have inspired people before, it is a nice feeling
>>153469935“Alright, which one of you blokes fucked a mortal and made a Nephy? I bet it was you Ozzy, you sick bastard, you’ll fuck just about anything!” Mammon said half as a joke and half as a challenge, he never missed an opportunity to antagonize Asmodeus. Asmodeus’s only response was remarking how it definitely wasn’t Mammon’s kid cause he was too fat to use his dick. Which in turn made Mammon yell even more profanities in his outrageous accent.Meanwhile, while everyone was having another screaming match, Bee was having her own screaming match with herself internally, as what happened decades ago came back to her bit by bit. Okay okay, just play it cool. Thankfully everyone decided that it must have been a rogue angel or a fallen angel not part of the Seven themselves. Lu was going to have to investigate all the big shots just in case. Astaroth, Belial, etc etc. More annoying bureaucratic shit for him to deal with instead of being with his wife. But that did not change the fact that a Nephilim was out and about post-flood, facing “God’s Chosen” people.Lucifer finally started the scrying that showed the two armies and their encampments standing opposite to each other, one whose primary color was blue, the other’s who was red. That's when they saw the Nephilim on the red side marching his way across the ranks of Philistines into the open valley, confident like he was some kind of demigod (which if you want to get philosophical about, he kinda was). A massive man over 9 feet tall. Adorned with bronze scale armor and an intimidating war helm. If the size didn't make it obvious, the infamous six fingers that was the hallmark of the half-breed did. A being not seen for millennia since the Watchers demonstrated that such a creature was possible to exist, that Man and Angel are not as alien to each other as they seem, they are both children of God after all.(no image for this one, didnt know what to put)
>>153473117“Holy shit! Look at the size of that lad! Bloke looks like he eats Lions for breakfast! Damn, maybe he’s Satan’s? I recognize those grotesquely bulging muscles anywhere. Didn't know you liked humie cunts big man! You sly dog!” Satan’s only response was punching Mammon so hard he flew across the room, golden coins out of every human civilization of the time flying out of him as he crashed into a wall.If Bee wasn't still having an internal panic attack seeing her firstborn for the second time in her life after leaving him as an infant, she would've been laughing at Mammon’s misfortunes like usual. Thankfully everyone’s attention was grabbed either by Mammon getting his shit rocked or the superhuman titan who his peers kept chanting “Goliath” and who was apparently the “Champion of Dagon”, which was considered the favored god of the Philistines in the last few decades.“Ha! You see that? Nephilim’s a follower of me!” Leviathan’s sea beast head said as she preening herself and her ego, the embodiment of Envy enjoying any special attention. The humanoid head, ever the more reserved one interrupted “Well technically he’s a champion of “Dagon”, one of our many god aliases, like Yam and Tiamat. Honestly it is a bit annoying the Philistines got our gender wrong with Dagon. I mean they made us look like a fish man with a gnarly beard!” she mused, her other head getting angry “Dont ruin the moment with your semantics dammit, this is still a win!”Again if Bee wasn't lost in her head she probably would've been way more annoyed that her “Baal Zebul” cult lost favor and influence among the Philistines and that her own Son was a patron to her egomanic Aunt instead of his own mother, but she was still grasping with the fact that she had a Son after drinking the memories away for decades.
>>153471602We’ll see.
>>153473327“Whoever those Hebrews send to fight this monster are downright fucked, lemme tell you that. Goliath over there’s gonna turn ‘em into bloody paste! I bet a thousand Gold Bars on that! No seriously, someone made a bet with me!” Mammon said as he rapidly recovered from Satan’s punch and was simultaneously both watching the scrying table and picking up all of the coins that flew out of him with comedic urgency.“The Prince of Greed is correct, the Philistines are already a proud warrior people descended from the sea-faring despoilers that brought Egypt and the rest of humanity low with their might, and now they have found and raised a Nephilim into their ranks as their greatest warrior. I can tell this Goliath is a great warrior, perhaps the greatest I have seen in centuries amongst the spawn of Adam. I can also sense great Wrath in him, I approve.” Satan mused, ever being the most “sophisticated” speaker whenever he’s not being a raging lunatic. He was clearly invested in this, and not just because it was a battle in the making.“I can also sense great Pride in this misbegotten nephew. He has never known a day where he has failed or not been revered as a champion. Always loved by his people as the greatest amongst them.” Lucifer remarked, but without much approval at the fact that the Nephilim embodied much of his Sin. Instead he said so with worry and sadness. Lu always had a complex view on his Sin because it ruined everything for him, though nobody besides the other Seven and his wife were aware. Being his number two since the Fall, Bee was the most aware of it given besides Lilith, she was her big brother’s confidant regarding the things that he bottles up inside of him.Lu was arguably the only one who tried to "rein in" his Sin, because he personally beleived his Pride was a double edged sword. His greatest strenght and weakness. Makes sense, it is the first sin, the most powerful sin, the most dangerous sin.
>>153473607Out of curiosity, Bee also used her senses to see if her child had much Gluttony in him. And it was present, but vastly overtaken by Wrath and Pride. She didn't know whether to be relieved or upset that he wasn't tied to her Sin. Sure Goliath was massive, so he clearly had to eat a lot. But besides some hedonistic drinking and feasting after victories it didn't seem her child was much of a paragon of Gluttony.“Oh c’mon! Barely any Envy? How is he our champion?” Leviathan remarked with annoyance.“Well Levi, Envy is usually associated with failures and number twos. And our boy Goliath aint a loser!” Mammon said, cackling before he was once again assaulted by one of his siblings for being a cunt.“Stop fooling around, the Hebrews are sending their champion… Wait, is that a boy?” Lucifer said with surpriseThe Hebrews sent a boy in simple peasant garbs to face the half-breed titan. Both the Philistines and the Sins watching were flabbergasted, which then turned to laughter. Especially from Goliath and Mammon who was rolling around the floor like an idiot.“Oh God, someone PLEASE make a bet with me on the fight, please someone bet on the little guy!”“Intersting, perhaps they are making a gambit to see if Goliath’s morality and honor would prevent him from crushing a child. As expected of the Hebrews, dishonorable cowards who send children to fight. What does Father see in this scum?” Satan said in annoyance, primarily at being denied the sight of a glorious duel, and the fact that the Hebrews were sending a defenseless child to face a Nephilim. Even he found that scummy.“Wait… is that a Shepherd’s staff?” Lucifer remarked with concern.Everyone suddenly stopped and mentally said to themselves “Oh Fuck”. Even Belphegorr, who was sleeping the entire time, woke up when Lucifer said that.“Ah shit! I changed my mind! I'm betting all in on the little guy! You guy's bet Goliath!” Mammon said frantically
>>153473751The child talking about how he is here as a messenger of God and that God is protecting him just reinforced it.Everybody knew what this all meant. They already learned from Moses centuries ago. When an unremarkable and meek Shepherd appears and talks about God, then shit’s going to happen to those who go against God. For some reason Dad had a really weird fondness of Shepherds and liked using them as his proxies, loaning his power to them.Now everyone was speculating what was going to happen and how David was going to defeat Goliath. Well, besides Bee, who was now internally panicking not just because of seeing her son again, but because of the fact that his son was in mortal danger. She knows intimately what her father’s righteous fury looks like.Dad wouldn't just kill him. Right? From what little she has seen and knows about Goliath at a first glance, he isn't anywhere near as bad as those pre-flood Nephilim. Those Nephilim were born from those Male Angels, the Watchers, who forced themselves upon human women. They were the spawn of rape and behaved like semi-feral savages that slaughtered for no good reason. Her kid was obviously a brutal warrior with a big kill count, but he seemed like a civil member of society, just a huge version of the average Philistine soldier. He didn't deserve the kind of fate those old Nephilim had, he wasn't some half-breed abomination to be put down. Right?God was clearly just going to use this boy to humiliate and humble Goliath. Clearly. Nothing ugly or bloody.Goliath starting to taunt and belittle God upon hearing what the boy, David, was saying about “The God of Israel” only made Bee cringe harder. Dammit kid, shut up, you don't know it but you’re following in your family’s footsteps in the worst way possible.
>>153474200Oh Father no, he wasn't shutting up. He kept saying provocative things about God and belittling the Shepherd David. He was laughing so hard and working up a sweat that he took off his helmet to cool off.That was the cue for David, who pulled out a sling he had kept hidden, a big rock already loaded in. He was winding it up, and nobody on the Philistine seemed to be noticing it, too busy laughing in their hubris. No… Stop laughing you stupid overgrown brat! Look in front of you!But it was too late. David hurled the sling which flew at a supernatural speed, force, and accuracy. Clearly blessed by a higher power. It hit Goliath dead center on the front of his head, right above the eyes. Goliath who was looking up laughing, in order to taunt God, now suddenly froze in shock and confusion, his eyes opened wide. This conveniently made it so Bee could look directly into his eyes, seeing his confused expression as the life drained from them, she only just realized they were the same Magenta color as her own. The vibrant reddish-purple dulling, as his head slumped down, and the titan dropped his weapons. He then fell on his knees, which caused a small vibration. After a few haunting seconds, his entire body fell forward hitting the ground and shaking the earth in the process.He was dead. The crows circling above would have a giant feast for days, ironically from the carrion of the spawn of Gluttony herself.
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>>153474469The others were in an uproar about seeing a Nephilim, a powerful being that was likely their nephew, get one hit killed by a rock to the skull in such an unelegant manner. Lucifer was silent but visually upset. Satan raged about the cowardice and dishonorable conduct of David striking a distracted foe before the battle even started. Asmodeus just felt plain bad. Leviathan was pissed and humiliated that her champion got his shit rocked by a kid. Mammon was trying to “collect the bet money” even though nobody participated in his idiotic betting game. Belphagor looked sleepy and tired, but not in her typical way, but in a more depressive one.And Bee was frozen in a devastated expression, her mind was blank for a good while. She wasn't even aware a battle had started between the Israelites and Philistines in the aftermath and the Israelites won. She only came to her senses when the child, David, did something extremely unexpected for someone like him. Something beyond brutal and bloody. The boy took one of Goliath’s blades from his corpse, and used to to slowly but surely cut off the Nephilim’s head before proudly raising it above his own head like a trophy, much to the jubilation and cheering of the Israelites.Even the Sins found this grotesque and unnecessary, not expecting Father’s champion, so young and innocent, to perform such a bloody spectacle.
>>153474469Poor BeeIf only HB & HH had this level of story telling and frankly I'm insulted people can say with a straight face either "show" has decent writing or is funny.If you plan on doing more, I'd love to see it, Anon, also notes were taken.
>>153474926Oh there is a bit more in the works. I mean I gotta write her proper reaction to the extreme emotional whiplash of seeing her child she's only known for a few minutes (if you combine both as an infant and as an adult together) be killed because of her father's divine mandate.
>>153473520I hope everything works out for you, ficanon. I'm sorry you're having a hard time right now.
>>153462716> unwilling to forgive her cheating, lying father is astonishingWere you aware that she's a Devin who lives in Hell?
>>153462716/B/ shota /b/ shota /b/ shota /b/ shota
>>153474888All this while Abel claps his hands.
>>153471950hehehhehehhebeMoxie eet peschkentio :D
>>153474952desu its probably for the bestif Bee was bad enough to go through with an abortion then her punishment would have been more harsh under Solomanshe might be glad looking back at it that Goliath got a quick death
>>153476859Did solomon come after or before D&G?
>>153477045afterDavid vs Goliath was around 1025 BCKing Solomon was born in 970 BC
>>153477067and Soloman is David's son
>>153477080>guy kills your son and becomes king>years later, his son enslaves you and makes you into his bitchbee had it hard, no wonder she hates (((humans)))
>men only want one thing and its fucking disgusting
>>153475676>The only time Verosika ever needed a winter coat in Hell was when the big man decided to leave and the place literally froze over.>The charity concert was a hit and so was the subsequent "body-warmth sharing" orgy everyone had at her place afterward.
Slow day for a friday
>>153474888Damn, very nice. This is the kinda shit I like seeing from the sins.
>>153479577Have some birb, Sin and imps to speed things up.
>>153471868I...still would...
>>153479577It took a while for me to find this thread. It shouldn’t take too much longer for more people to see it.
I wonder how the creation of different races like imps went in HB and if the sins have any lasting power over them in any way. Like if Bee could empower a hellhound or forcibly change their form.
>hazbin if vivzie were based
Stella butt.
I want to look at more fangs.
>>153481193Like this.>>153480910>Silly Goat CharlieHow adorable, would headpat. >>153479979You can just pick her up and cuddle her, she'll eventually stop fighting you and give in, she'll start to purr, enjoying the cuddle. >>153479920Hmm quite nice.>>153479577I was doing some writing. >>153477693Poor BeeIf she came across One, do you think she'd torture him killing him outright or would she slowly vent her frustrations onto him? >>153478656>"If it's so disgusting then wash it."
>>153474888New day, more writing.It was then, looking at the decapitated head of a Son she never got to know, one she left because she believed it was for his best, that she realized this was all according to God’s plan. Father obviously knew about the “incident” decades ago during that one summoning ritual, and that she became pregnant. He was aware she gave birth to a Nephilim and left it to be raised amongst its human kin. God never confronted or smited not because of mercy, but because this was all part of his grand design. Goliath’s entire life existed just for this very moment. To be killed by one of his Shepherds and serve as a lesson and example of His Divinity and what happens to those who challenge it. Her son was a prop that her own Father allowed to exist because of that very fact. And now the child's lifeless head continued to be used as a prop by His “Chosen People”.Bee then realized this was her punishment for having a child with a son of Adam, even if she didn't do it on purpose. Father played the long game rather than confront her or send one of her “pure” siblings like Michael or Gabriel to do so. What he did was basically show “Look at the consequences of your actions, this is what happens to the forbidden spawn of Man and Angel. This is what happens when such beings are allowed to roam the Earth”.What was she supposed to do then? Raise him in Hell? He didn't deserve that. Goliath seemed to live a good life amongst fellow humans on Earth before he got smithed by a stone. His fellow Philistines revered him as a hero. His only crime was fighting a war against Israelites and being too arrogant. If she even tried to raise him in Hell would God have even allowed that? Or would he have simply sent Michael to kill the child regardless. Was her Son doomed to die prematurely and treated as an obstacle, a pest, that “God’s Chosen” had to overcome? No matter what choice she made?
>>153481933Hours Later:She was back in her ring, in her palace. Before she left the meeting room, Lu and Ozzy confronted her and asked if she was okay. Unlike the others, her two brothers noticed she was acting very odd. She half-lied saying that she was just a bit unexpectedly disturbed by everything that happened. That she felt bad for the Nephilim and did not expect the supposedly meek Israelites to be such savages. They mostly bought it, but Lucifer was the Prince of lies, he knew there was more she wasn't saying but didn't pry. Bee respected Lu’s secrets he kept to himself so he would do the same.So here she was in her living room, gorging herself on her own honey that she makes. Before she fell, that was one of her responsibilities. Making pure, wholesome, and golden honey. God’s Honey, it was called. What she was once called, an affectionate nickname and honorific title. Much like Morningstar for Lucifer. She and her honey were supposed to represent abundance, prosperity, and the sweetness of God's Word. She learned with the Moses incident, that It was even supposed to be one of the symbols of the “Promised Land” God would give the Hebrews. She remembers Father’s voice when he described it to Moses, a cosmic, unfathomable, but kindly voice: “ And I will send an angel before thee; and I will drive out the Canaanite, the Amorite, and the Hittite, and the Perizzite, the Hivite, and the Jebusite:Unto a land flowing with milk and honey: for I will not go up in the midst of thee; for thou art a stiffnecked people: lest I consume thee in the way.”She wondered if she didn't fall if she was supposed to be that Angel, and she was going to have an important role in the affairs of the Israelites. After recent events, the very idea of that made her sick. Not because of the role itself, but for whom that role was going to help.
>>153482513After she fell. Her honey went from purifying and cleansing to being intoxicating and addictive to extreme levels. More potent than any alcoholic beverage the humans could make by an extreme level. It became the only thing to properly sate her Gluttony, if only temporarily. As of late she’s started calling her corrupted honey Beelze Juice. Part of the reason why was because she told herself she was simply making her honey truly hers and not God’s, but another part says it's because her “honey” isn't worthy of such a name now. She doesn't even call it honey anymore, just some twisted juice that’s an imitation of divine honey.But right now that didn't matter, because her “Beezlejuice” served to comfort her in her anguish. She hasn't felt this terrible since the Fall itself, because that was the only time she remembered feeling this angry and sad at anything.(BTW I like to think that in modern times, there are two types of Beezlejuice Bee sells. The faux mass produced Beezlejuice that's simply just a type of mead meant to imitate the flavor. And the REAL Beezlejuice made directly by her that is way way stronger, and often reserved for Nobility. Less cause of classism but more cause the Upper Class of Hell are the only ones that can endure drinking it without anything fatal happening. This would also explain why Blitzo won the drinking contest to me, cause they were both just drinking mead. If it was the real thing made from a Fallen Angel it might've just killed Blitzo if he chugged so much.)
this is fascinating
>>153482675(This part and the next few are going to sidetrack a bit and get into a bit of biblical exposition and headcanoning that is not accurate to either the actual tale of Genesis nor the Vivzieverse narrative.)She wasn't angry at God, because at this point she understood being angry at Father was pointless. It's something she and Lu realized after the first millennia of being banished to Hell. Father wasn't like them, He wasn’t like anyone. He was an incomprehensible being whose thoughts, emotions, and actions were difficult to wrap your head around. Whatever she and everyone else thought of God was just their flawed interpretation of a being that only He Himself could understand. This is what made His love so wonderful and His wrath so terrifying, they were expressions of emotions that couldn't be fully understood but were so powerful they rippled across existence, the existence He created. It was something that She, Lucifer, and many others started finding unbearable. Especially when he stopped interacting with his Angelic children he was focusing on his new children, the ones made “In His Own Image”. That term always hurt to hear, because it implied she and the others were imperfect, prototypes, not truly his children in his divine eyes. It also hurt that she STILL doenst know what his father truly looks like, very few do. Only a select few Angels could actually see "the face of God". Lu was one of them, but he would never properly explain it to her and the others It simply made their relationship to Father more difficult.
>>153483112Most of her siblings fanatically went with the revelation of humanity, because God willed it. She did as well for a while, but she always had doubts about the Humans. Unlike Lu, who first loved the idea of humans before everything went wrong, she never liked the “finished” product that was humanity. They were so flawed and imperfect. Even if he would never tell Lu personally, Lilith proved that when she proved incompatible with Adam. She frankly agreed with God back then on erasing her because of her flaws, until Lu made his plea that made God show her mercy. Lilith was banished from Eden but put under Lu’s “protective custody”. This likely gave Lu and everyone else a wrong idea that God was more “comprehensible” and willing to compromise with his creations than he actually was. They mistook his cosmic mercy for regular kindness.Then Lucifer and Lilith started conspiring, and they roped a lot of others into it regarding humanity. God’s desire for humanity was that he wanted beings that had true free will that would make their own decisions and be free of sin all on their own volition. But the Eden plan was extremely slow paced. Adam and his new wife Eve were difficult to watch. Fumbling incompetent creatures that were gradually being taught everything. And there was the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil that existed in Eden, which was self explanatory. That was another thing back then, even they, the Angels, did not know what evil and sin was. Only the goodness of God. Apparently the tree was going to be a final trial, and upon eating the forbidden fruit after they were ready would finally give Adam and Eve free will. Eating from the tree early was forbidden. And it was ESPECIALLY forbidden to Angels, because apparently Angels were not ready for such knowledge. This also irked her then and now, that humanity could hypothetically handle the Knowledge of Good and Evil but Angels, beings far superior to humans (allegedly) couldn't.
Beautiful demon wife for doting on and making many beautiful cambion babies with
i think its somewhat ironic that modern jews would actually abandon God and start worshipping bee, though unwittingly, no?i wonder what shed think of that, the people she despises the most being also her most ardent followers
>>153483557Indeed.>>153483112>>153483182>>153482513I love it>(This part and the next few are going to sidetrack a bit and get into a bit of biblical exposition and headcanoning that is not accurate to either the actual tale of Genesis nor the Vivzieverse narrative.)A nice direction to go for when creating good writing. >(BTW I like to think that in modern times, there are two types of Beezlejuice Bee sells. The faux mass produced Beezlejuice that's simply just a type of mead meant to imitate the flavor. And the REAL Beezlejuice made directly by her that is way way stronger, and often reserved for Nobility. Less cause of classism but more cause the Upper Class of Hell are the only ones that can endure drinking it without anything fatal happening. This would also explain why Blitzo won the drinking contest to me, cause they were both just drinking mead. If it was the real thing made from a Fallen Angel it might've just killed Blitzo if he chugged so much.)I'll remember this when writing Bee greens in the future.>Bee saves a shot of the real stuff for you.
I don't even read what's posted. lol
>>153483679She'd once again question what God even sees in them>>153483705Thx for enjoying.>>153483745Thats fine lol. Sorry if im bloating this thread with my writing. I just really wanted to express this idea I had.
>>153483705>I'll remember this when writing Bee greens in the future.>>Bee saves a shot of the real stuff for you.hell yea, bee fics
>>153483873>She'd once again question what God even sees in themEither she'd become more infuriated and confused once she reads Amos 2 an Amos 3"Has my father's "chosen" ben led astray? or are they actually not his chosen after all. Especially when Jesus is born, dies and resurrects, I did a synopsis/green a long while back about this, let me go find it.
>>153483182So Lucifer decided he could speed up the process by “Tempting” Eve to eat the fruit early, who would then also Tempt Adam. What Lu didn't tell her or the other angels was that he was also planning to steal a few of the fruits. Lilith probably told him to do that.Regardless, Lu’s plan went horribly and he fled to the rest of them hiding from God’s Wrath. He was already behaving differently because he took a bite of the Forbidden Fruit, and pressured the others to take bites as well. That's when she finally understood (or thought she understood) everything. What they did after attaining the knowledge of Sin and Evil was a chaotic blur. They decided in their heads God would erase them from existence for what they had done and that they were doomed. So they might as well stage a rebellion. A civil war. A War in Heaven. Lucifer even coped that doing so would actually earn God’s respect, as his Angels would be expressing an ultimate example of free will, rebelling against their Father. In hindsight it was all so foolish, they were JUST grasping with a radically different perspective on everything and they decided to wage a war against God in the midst of that emotional turmoil.
>>153484027I was wrong, my mind mixed it up, it was a short lil green and my "synopsis" was an indirect response to it.
>>153483182Interesting and I know you're taking liberties but it irks me when the apple is referred to as giving them free will. They already HAD free will, the apple gave them knowledge of good and evil. >>153483873Ignore him, this is the most interesting these threads have been for a while. If they're bloating the thread they can be easily hidden.
>>153484224Bee suddenly found herself promoted to Lucifer’s Second-in-Command and Leader of the Rebel Host of Angels (Something Satan was still bitter about to this day). There were no casualties on either side, both sides were fighting to subdue the other and try to make them either repent back to God or join the ranks of Lucifer’s rebellion. The “War” only lasted a day. Michael finally decided to directly intervene. Bee was the first one to face her elder brother. Michael was always different. He “understood” God the most, even more so than Lucifer, who was the first angel. This, coupled with him being the strongest Angel made him have a body that was vastly more alien than any other angel. Mike always felt like an extension of God, even if he clearly was his own person. He was just “in tempo” with Dad in a way nobody else ever was. Bee fought admirably. Michael was the one who taught her to fight after all. Despite being God’s Honey, a seemingly innocent and noncombative duty, she was actually quite a warrior. Many Angles had “hobbies” besides their primary duties, and her hobby was sparring with Michael. Primarily because back then she was fascinated with combat and martial prowess (something her hedonistic current self had long since abandoned). It was also because she just wanted to get closer to her brother, and by proxy Father.When she was disarmed and at her brother’s mercy, she still tried to fight him with her bare hands. She remembers his saddened, lecturing tone to this day, for it was what made her finally give up:“Baalael, that is enough, you know it. I am doing this for your sake.”In that moment, it was as if Father was speaking through him. She tried to put on a strong and defiant face, but would fold and surrender.(Art by @splendidsplend8 on Twitter)
>>153484297>this is the most interesting these threads have been for a while. If they're bloating the thread they can be easily hidden.Reminds me of when the HH threads were like before season two and every once in a while we'd get stuff like Dictator Charlie with "Happy" hell or jaded Adam and most of the thread would join in.
>more fanfic slopYawn.
>more fanfic kinoBased.
Homosexuality my favorite
why do /hhg/ denizens still crawl out here? this is like the only place where i get to see helluva boss stuff not tainted by hazbin hotel (which i don't care about) and they're trying to take that away from me.
>>153485503>
>>153485503Mishima wanted to suck a big white cock.
>>153485551Resistance is futile.
>>153485914>Big Sister always smiles for you, she cares for you.>You don't want to upset your sister, don't you? >That'd be upsetting, disrespectful and quite rude for you to do. >But don't fret little brother, we have a ways for you to turn that dull gloomy frown into a shining burning smile.
>this is how the average octaviafag looks likethe absolute state of bird lovers
As shitty as Invincible is, I kind of like that their demons survive past getting blown up or dismembered and merely "live" until they're restored. Would be metal if HB were like that, I think sinners gradually regenerate iirc.
>>153484597It was a better time. A more hopeful time.
>>153484415Nice. Cooler Michael than we'll eventually get.
>>153486054Why do so many people look so overtly autistic now?
I still find it hilarious how so many people autistically seething over that April fools episode, calling it non-canon and everything.
>>153486314The April Fools short was the funniest short by far, and it gave us Funeral Dress Bee. People who hate it are retarded desu.
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>>153486437>solomon ravaged this
>>153486437Honestly I wonder what Bee color variant we'll get next time we see her. I'm hoping for something more deep red.
>"Hello all sins of hell, I am sending this message so that you have a chance to prepare for the great reset, and know that the time of Heaven is approaching."
>feeding Bee a stick of dynamite
>>153486493>Her belly comedially swells and then goes back to normal like nothing happened after she belches out some smokeI'd have fap material for days.
>>153484415It wasn't soon after that Lucifer was defeated. That fight was more drawn out and decisive, but Mike’s victory was always without doubt. After all the rebellious Angels surrendered, they were put on Heavenly Trial. They were all deemed guilty by Father Himself and banished to a new realm He created just for “The Damned”. They were exiled from heaven and Banished to Gehenna. Or as they would soon call it, Hell. The Six Biggest Conspirators, who served as the leaders of the Rebellion were marked with the one of the Seven Sins. Even though poor Belphagor did not actually participate in the war, she was also marked with a capital S Sin because of that very fact.Bee herself was marked by Gluttony, because of her hunger that drove her to do what she did. The hunger for love, affection, recognition by those around him. While Lucifer was driven by Pride, believing he was infallible and what he was doing was right, Bee was driven by the hunger of “being on the right side” and to be recognized and beloved even more than she already was. She hungered for the love and attention God gave humanity and hungered to finally understand Father.Of course, now her Sin primarily translates to her stuffing her face with whatever food and drink can fill in that endless void within her, but they are just placebos for what her true Gluttony was.(I’ll be honest, my headcanon explanation for Bee’s association for Gluttony and why she embodies it is pretty lackluster, but it's honestly the best I could work with. If you guys have any ideas or headcanons of how and why Bee became associated with Gluttony in the Vivzieverse feel free to tell me.)
>>153486533I thought it was cool
>>153486488>Klaus get off the microphone. You're not part of WEF any more.
>>153486533>(I’ll be honest, my headcanon explanation for Bee’s association for Gluttony and why she embodies it is pretty lackluster, but it's honestly the best I could work with. If you guys have any ideas or headcanons of how and why Bee became associated with Gluttony in the Vivzieverse feel free to tell me.)This is the best interpretation of Bee's backstory for why she's the Sin of Gluttony I have seen, the Solomon stuff while good, mainly gives us a reason why she hates humans not a proper reason for her to be the Sin of Gluttony.You can combo the Solomon idea with this and fits like a perfect glove, excellent story, Anon.
>>153486533So, she and the others were cast out of Paradise into the Inferno. They raged, cried, cursed His name. But back then she refused to admit that this was also in a twisted sense, a mercy. God could have just obliterated them, but instead he went through that entire process and exiled them to a vast domain that they were free to mold into whatever they wished. She didn't understand it, it was all part of His ever convoluted plans. But she liked to think it was because He simply didn't want to kill Lu or them, a small comfort.So after this mental recap of Genesis and the Fall, she could safely say that she does not hate God. Before this incident and after it. It would be foolish, like hating the clouds for making it rain or the sun for shining bright. Plus she at least knows Father does not hate her, or the others. She is not even sure He is capable of hate. Wrath yes, but not hate.However, what she does hate is Humanity, and to a lesser extent, herself. Unlike Lu, Bee could be self-critical because she was not consumed with Pride. She was aware much of what led her down this path was the result of her own actions and not being “good enough”. What happened with Goliath was the latest example. She did not have to give in to the Gluttony of finding out what "intimacy" tasted like during that summoning, she did not need to leave the child for good and forget that she ever birthed him. She could have directly intervened in that fight between David and Goliath if she wanted to, whatever God did to her in the aftermath be damned. The Truth was, she created a living being of her own blood, and left him to fend for himself without a parent. She recognized it, but it didn't subtract from the main target of her ire. It was always the humans to blame the most, or at least those specific humans. The ones with the most “direct” lineage to Adam. The Sons of Abraham.
>>153486473Red Bee.
That was so good it inspired me to do a riff. Spoilers for cosmology.Solomon towered over Beelzebub and he always would as long as she was in his service. It didn’t matter that she could grow bigger because he’d just use his damned automata to move his throne higher and pull her chains lower.”If you repent in the name of the Lord. And change your ways I’ll let you go.”said Solomon, his accent was southern rural, crude. The accent of a tribe in the Israelite confederation so irrelevant that most the prophets barely even mentioned them. To sound like a Judahite meant you were either a shepherd or a prostitute, and almost certainly illiterate “Fuck you!”, Bee snarled and the chain around her neck dragged her further to the floor. It wouldn’t seriously hurt her. Nothing he did ever seriously hurt her because the goal was pain and humiliation rather than serious injury. “You think Heaven’s gonna keep protecting you fucker? Because they won’t! I bet even those shits are pissed that one of their own is being bossed around by a being made out of dirt.” “You’re fallen.”“Still an angel.”“Touche.”, Solomon reclined to the right side on his throne. Specially built to resemble an elaborate chariot with various sphinxes and serpents on the pedestal. “The issue with your statement is that you assume I’m counting on Heaven for help.” “Shove it up your ass! You build them a gold plated mansion where you serve them up the best livestock. How is that not sucking up to them? Or did the smartest man on earth just realize that they might leave you for someone with even more gold and even tastier goats?” “I’m aware of that. You’re points would be valid.. If I was throwing my lot in with heaven.”
“Then who? Belial!? Oh wait you got him too! I know you were a narcissist but I didn’t think you thought you could take everyone on by yourself. Aren’t you supposed to be the smartest man on earth?” “I’m relying on the Lord of Hosts.” All the pressure in Bee’s body released and she laughed, she cackled at how pathetic and foolish her captor was. [spoiler“You put your faith in Sabaoth, not Father, not Nebro, not even Seraphiel! I apologize for clearly I am not ‘wise’ enough to understand your plans oh king.” “I put my trust in the one who led us out of Egypt.” “Your faith in the one who couldn’t get his favorite prophet into your shitty patch of scrubland surrounded by Moab and Ammon. The one who God punished harder than any of us.”“The being that you call ‘God ’ gave them an offer. He said he would not prohibit their entry into the land of Canaan if they forgot the truth. Moses chose death over forgetfulness.” “Forget what? You expect me to believe the stories of a ‘man of light?’ who became a scroll that told you not to eat shrimp? Sabaoth was mad.” “Then why did Heaven fear the revelation that they sent legions upon legions of angels to thwart Moses? How did Moses best them and their masters and force them into a treaty?” “You can’t possibly believe that!”“I don’t believe it. I know it. Just like as we both know that the one calling herself Leviathan is not the true Leviathan, or that neither the Angels or Abraham himself knew which God he truly served. The same as I know what happened to your son.”
>>153487616 Bee’s glowering silence spoke more than any barrage of insults and venom ever could.“I am sorry about what happened to him. My father… though filled with the spirit of wisdom when composing hymns could be a difficult and impetuous man at the best of times.” Solomon’s eyes also spoke more than his mouth. “Do you think I give a shit about him? I probably have a thousand fucking kids!”“We both know that’s a lie.”“Who gives a shit! And even if I did care what the fuck is sorry going to do about it? You’re just like Sabaoth, weeping for the Egyptians after he drowned them. No amount of tears will change that he fucking drowned them. God drowned the earth and he didn’t even blink! And they deserved it. Same as today!” “I’m sorry for your state as well.”“Captivity? That’s rich coming from you.”“To your evil inclination. I offer you the ability to turn towards the light and you refuse. Always justifying yourself.”“Your light is bullshit! And what makes you so good! Big asshole living in his billion shekel whorehouse, drinking wine off your courtesans breasts! Lavishing more money on your stupid horses than the despicable beings you call subjects.”
>>153487576the writefag of all that Bee stuff here. I really like where you're going with this. Solomon is a very hubristic character. A perfect example of Luciferian Pride in action. Honestly maybe thats on purpose because the power fo the seals temporarily made him "King" of all the Fallen Angels and Demons, like a Lucifer Lite.
>>153487649 “My marriages and deals serve a purpose. By making bonds between nations, I can create peace and we can share in each other’s wisdoms. It is all so that less blood can be spilled.”“Yeah, so much better to have your semen spill on a Hittite courtesan's asscheeks. Face it Solomon, you aren’t any better than me! You’re worse because you think you’re better because someone is telling you everything you do is good and you actually believe him! They’re gonna find out, and I’ll be laughing my way to Cocytus when they deal with you.” Solomon’s voice was calm but his forehead and eyers were furious, “I’m aware of what they plan for me.” “But is being aware of it the same as being prepared? Do you think knowing how getting your ass torn open works is the same as having it done to you? Who knows! Maybe I’ll be the one doing it! Cutting your balls off while the hottest succubi in Hell mock you! But you might like that wouldn’t you.”“This conversation is over.” Solomon rose from his throne/“Ooooh struck a nerve!”“I said this conversation is over!”
>>153487616>>153487649>>153487708Oh damn, Gnosticism. Now im really intrigued. God vs the Demiurge is always an interesting concept. And Solomon was one of the first "esoterics" in history after all. I mean his antics is what inspired so much of modern gnosticism, demonology, and all sorts of witchcraft shit. Really good tale Anon.
>>153486533>Bee’s association for Gluttony>excessive indulgence in ones desires to the point of being harmfulMy theory's are this:A) shes a party girl and wants to be the centre of attention. it may look nice on the surface (see loonas interaction with her in regards to her dad) but behind closed doors she gets heated and angry when someone else is in the spotlightB) when shes truly sad she eats, like a lot. Like how a sad girl will eat a tub of ice cream on the couch. Bee just takes that to the extreme. Last time she was truly sad she ate half of her ring, regardless of what it was (dirt, concrete, her own house, ect...)
Not reading that shite, faggot.
>>153488107Thats alright Mammon. I'll try to make a story about you... eventually.
>>153488140>Said anon before walking right into a plothole and never finishing the story
>>153488152>Turns out writing anything with Mammon in it is a pain in the cause because trying to write an Australian accent that works is torture.
>>153488140A big story or a slim story?
>>153488106>but behind closed doors she gets heated and angry when someone else is in the spotlightIsn't that less gluttony and more envy?
>>153485551They’re Giga ass degenerates.
Mammon is such a gross jewish fatass he keeps matza balls under his moobs.
>>153488197Well, probably something of decent size. I gotta look into what fitting biblical stories would be Mammon's forte. Maybe him disgusing himself as a mortal merchant and trying to scam Jesus or some other major figure from the Bible, only to be scammed by them instead. Or maybe him getting pissed at Judas for only selling out Jesus for 30 pieces of silver. Like c'mon! You're selling out GOD himself for that little you stupid fucking jew cunt? I thought you buggers were suppose to be smart with money!Judas hangs himself due to a combination of guilt and being unable to bear the constant lecturings of Mammon. Only for him to die and go to Hell, and be bought by Mammon so he can contiune lecturing him on how to be spart at scamming (Since everybody hates Judas, he's the only exception ot the "sinners can leave pride" rule).
>>153488202NTA but technically yes and you can argue each individual, demon, hellborn, angel, even the Sins has a primary sin and a secondary sin, but that's my own interpretation. Mammon for example, his primary sin is obvious, greed, but his secondary sin is gluttony.
What is their relationship like?
>>153488275>Well, probably something of decent size.Will it be worth the weight?
>>153488275>Judas is Mammon's personal pet Jew that he torments>Just like how Solomon is Bee's
>>153488286Classic example of Cotton Hill parenting. He's a shitty as fuck dad but a pretty good grandfather. Uses Octavia as another angle to attack his son's incompetence by saying he's a mediocre dad.(Stolas tries really hard not to explode on Paimon every time he says that to him)
>>153488275you don't even need to go that far backjust look at the baby boomers
Mammon barely visits Earth in the modern day anymore out of embarrassment ever since he visited a cul-de-sac and got scammed out of a quarter.
>>153488350even worse it was by a 12 year old kid
>>153488350Eddy is Mammon's Nephilim son that he doesnt want to talk about.
>>153488350Mammon being out scamed by Eddy was his "The Devil looses a fiddling match with some bumfuck kid from Georgia" moment.
>>153488286>When Octavia was an owlet an a fledging, Paimon would go out of his way to visit and see Octavia every day. >Giving grandfatherly advice, stories, enjoying teatime with his granddaughter. >As Octavia got older, much like her parents, Paimon grew distant from her, rarely visited and it was mainly for business rather than family. >By the time of the divorce, he was gone, disinterested in the collapse of his son's power and wealth.
>>153488350Based Eddy posting, well done, Anon.>>153488386>"How in the hell, did you lose a quarter to a twelve year old kid?!">"His ass must've been Irish!? I thought it would be an easy one.">"Like when Lucifer lost to some random hick in Georgia?">Lucifer doesn't have the original, he couldn't make a new one either, Father must been involved somehow, he got a new wooden one, but painted it a gold-yellow and gave it a artificial sheen.
>>153488320>Stolas is (unwillingly) in a meetup with many other fellow Goetias, including his father>He brought (begged) Blitzo to come with him as emotional support, under the excuse that Blitzo was his bodyguard.>So now Stolas, Paimon, and Blitzo are hanging out akwardly, with Paimon assuming Blitzo is Stolas's servant Imp>Paimon looks at Blitzo and starts waving a single hellbuck at his face>"Mr. Blitz, I'll have Mai Tai.">"Wha-What do you fucking think? That I work for Stolas as a servant boy?!" Blitzo says, insulted for multiple reasonsBefore Blitzo can say anything else in anger and risk himself getting vaporized by Paimon, Stolas intervenes>"Uh, Father. Blitzy here is my new 'bodyguard'. He saved my life multiple times from assassination attempts. He's from Pride." Stolas added at the end, much to Blitzo's annoyance cause he was wrong.>"No he aint." Paimon kneels down to get a closer look at Blitzo, which admittedly makes the Imp a tad nervous>"He's Greedish, aint you Mr. Blitz?" Paimon deduces before leaving Stolas and Blitzo to do his own thing.>Blitzo looks at the camera befuddled that Paimon, a guy that can barely remember his own Son's names, could instinctively tell what an Imp's birth ring was.
>>153488692>"I Killed Fitty Imps!"Paimon probably
>>153488727>"Son, I've learned a new way of reeling the imps in.">Stolas worried about Blitzo but can't have his father finding out or even suspecting the relationship. >"D-do tell father?">"I've been examining the human world recently and came across this idea from a strange dark fellow on how his people were broken and brought to heel by their betters, he called it "buck breaking" the method is strange but it's quite effective.">Stolas pauses, a bit flabbergasted yet confused why his father is suggesting this of all things.>"Father, that's just rape, just brought up to an industry scale.">"You're right, Asmodeus would likely get involved and worse want some form of tribute, nevertheless it's intriguing."
>>153488692>Paimon can tell different imp races apart the same way an experienced equestrian can distinguish between different horse breeds
>>153488692>>153489147Kek.
>>153489147>Octavia and Loona are hanging out like normal girls in their youth>Grandpa Paimon suddenly appears for no reason>"Is this your pet hound Tavi dear?" Paimon says as he suddenly starts assessing Loona>Loona is both too befuddled and too afraid to give a typical snarling reaction towards the literal King of the Goetia>"You picked a good one Tavi, I'm proud of you. This here is a mighty fine purebred Hellhusky. She's even got that iconic black and white pattern." Paimon marvels>"Here I was worried that you might get some deformed pug-faced freak, which seems to be the trend of the idiotic youth these days." Paimon says shaking his head>“I very much prefer my hounds having the ability to breathe, thank you. How else are they going to sniff out the Imps during the bimonthly Imp Hunts.”>"Speaking of that Tavi, you simply must join the next one with your hound. Spend some time with the family! You just MUST see your uncle Andras in action. The mad fool even rides his hound like a horse when running down the Imps with his greatsword. Such fine entertainment!">Paimon then disappears laughing, while the two girls are frozen in silence.>Octavia turns to Loona and finally breaks the silence "Loona I know this might sound crazy... but I think my Grandpa might be a bit racist."
>>153489294You know given Loona's newest form, she can legit be ridden like how Andras rides his hound. C'mon Tavi embrace the Wolfjockey bloodline.
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>>153489339DOGGY JOCKEY
>>153489294Wonder if HILTLHH Anon could ever get advice from big Andy himself on being a Dog JockeyI can imagine it now, Stolas's brother Andras chating with Anon and saying "You ride your wife into battle too? Man I didnt know Sinners were cool like that. I tought it was only a me thing that everyone called me weird for!"
>>153490517Andras' steed better be hot in her anthro form.
>>153488350KEK
Hoovs
Slapping a superstraight bumper sticker on Blitzo's van.
>get a flood of new octavia wearing dresses art>Shes sad in all of themI dont remember using a monkey paw...
>>153491816All the sad Via will just make her smile all the more precious when the time comes.
>Loona trying to lure Anon with infernal lite>he's not sure whether to be insulted or taken with how cute she is
>>153492810speaking of lures, they did use this at one point in the show, right?using her as bait to get horny victims into a dark alley
>>153493004Yeah, Episode 3.When they had a murder competition against Verosika and her posse and made that shitty lampshade joke about furries. Or was that the pilot where they made that joke?
>>153493027They made the joke in episode 3 She's called a furry in episode 4
How would one make hellhound friends?
>>153493723frisbee
>>153493723Be outgoing and sympathetic toward mutts (friendly term).>>153493784This works too.As does praise and belly rubs
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>>153489294Not to that wild of an extent, but when I was a kid, I found out that my grandmother was comically racist when she let some phrases slip talking about my aunts an uncles playing in soot piles. I 101% understand Octy's disappointed embarrassment.
>>153482513I like to imagine Goliath ends up in Hell and works shockingly well with hellhounds for reasons unknown to himMaybe he can even cross into Gluttony?
