Did anyone else identify with Eric? He was the only one with any fucking sense.
>>153463959He should've fucked Queen Zinn. Even after being transformed, she was still hittable. Cute snout, and she still had a good figure.
>>153463959It's pretty clear the writers favored him, even if only to spite the network meddling.
>>153463959I identified with none of them.
"The group is always right, the complainer is always wrong."80's censors had some weird ideas.
>>153463959I can relate to him nowadays, but not back thenMan, dungeons and dragons is one of the few cartoons that I wish got remade, I think it would do well.Then again, you never know with those modern remakes.
>>153463959Do you think her tits and cunny got hot thanks to her fur bikini?
>>153465998She was a weird shade of brown...
A black girl can make a Luftwaffe pilot defect with only the most chaste flirting.
>>153466875Well, shes a brown teenage girl on top of her physical game. I bet she fucks like a tiger, hence why she rolled the barbarian class.
>>153466229She's just a little ashy, no moisturizer in the Realm.
>>153467692>Barbarian She's an Acrobat.
Eric was a Sigma Male before the term was coined. He had his own ideas and opinions, wasn't swayed by groupthink and didn't suffer fools at all.
>>153466229Which one, /co/?
>>153468530Both, naturally.
>>153468689The ginger may have no soul, but she had nice panties.
>>153465983Why remake it when it's so good?>>153468482>didn't suffer fools at allWhat a bad motherfucker
>>153468766It always vaguely bothered me that they had no baggage or washing stuff or changes of clothing, they must have fucking stank. And what about the girls when they menstruated?
>>153469025*ahem*...
>>153469025They had bathing suits (except for Diana), so they had baggages somewhere...
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>>153469219Maybe that's their stinky underwear.
>>153469219These designs are pretty sexy for being children's designs.
>>153463959I might not go back to tank for that party unless DM reminds me I need exactly them and I couldn't survive if he took the gear.
>>153469421Sheila wears white panties, as seen in >>153468766, her swimsuit is teal/green.
>>153469429Well, to be honest, only one of the five is a child, the others are teenagers.
>>153468530Bobby
>>153469776Well, at least you didn't choose Uni.
>>153468766>ginger may have no soula pathetic smear thought up by brown women jealous of fire haired beauty
>>153469862Do you think the curtains matched the drapes?
>>153469796i'm didnt find my cock on the garbage
>>153469025As a kid that was a petpeeve of mine in every show about kids stuck i. Anothe dimension/time/ planet specially because they wore the same clothes everyday.
>>153463959I'd be done with it too>"I am sick of eating squirrel and sleeping on the fucking cold ground. The closest thing we've had to a shower was when we all almost drowned in that lake yesterday. This armor is HEAVY, and it chafes. There is a goddamn 6 headed dragon chasing us, not to mention that one-horned demonic asshole who wants to kill us. And for what? Because I got on a fucking carnival ride? How the hell is that D&D!? I don't even get anything cool, I got a fucking shield! Do I LOOK like Captain America? Now we have to hike another 100 fucking miles towards some fortress or dungeon or some other false lead because some magical dwarf asshole is tormenting us in this living hell"
>>153469555I'm sure that's what you'll tell the judge.
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>>153469025Bags of holding.
Anyone got a link to that advert, think it was for a car, which had amazing live-action likenesses of the cast?
>>153469993>White-knighting.>For a bunch of fictional characters.>That appeared on an almost forgotten cartoon.>40 years ago.
>>153469993>Why yes, Mr. Judge, she is above the age of consent in this state.
>>153470061https://youtu.be/msDp_k-Fid4
>>153468530>>153469219How come they have so little porn of them? Hot characters always draw the short end of the stick. Daphne gets less porn than Velma. Fred gets less porn than Shaggy. Panty and Stocking get less porn than Pomni. And when hot characters get porn done of them, they're off-model.What's up with that?
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>>153470096>Diana's tits at 1:37
>>153469900Drapes are curtains. The correct phrase is “does the carpet match the drapes?”.
>>153463959Making him the Chevalier was funny.
>>153470001
https://youtu.be/S8Eg_F53utc?si=wYO5HmQzjJY29tGaI like the short end credits song
>>153470330>At 8th level the Cavalier gains the ability to ride TWO MOUNTS AT ONCE.Fucking HOW!?
>>153470633Its meant to be a "you have high quality horses that will go into battle alongside you so if one gets hut you can just hit on the other one" abstracted down.
>>153470633Chariot.
>>153470633You ride one horse and then that horse rides the other
>>153470835At first I was thinking one foot on each horse but that didn't take the third horse into account so I'm going with this.
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>>153470098There's plenty of the girls. It's just that other D&D series have more.
What's (you)r favorite D&D edition? I've only played 5e. Always heard 3.5 is the best one.
>>153471917Nope, sorry, not gonna accept that. Look at that dude's ass, where is it? ON ZERO FUCKING HORSES! He's clearly riding a chariot, not a horse.
>>153472460Chariots are just extra large heelies.
>>153470098>And when hot characters get porn done of them, they're off-model.What are you talking about? Every girl needs to look like a piece of ham with ham hocks for legs and beach balls in her pants and shirt. Who cares if that's what she actually looks like?I fucking hate off model art too. Not even off model so much as one that completely changes the character's proporions and look to such a degree that it's more a cosplaying OC.
>>153468833Just for renewed art I guess. Could also make use of more dynamic action scenes.
>>153471942Played 2e and 3e/3.5. Both are good, but I like the feel of 2e more I think.Also Basic D&D and Fastplays seem cool for when you just wanna get the guys together and have a quick session without spending too much time preparing.
>>153471942Played Advanced Dungeons and Dragons, 3.0-3.5e, tested 4e once, and played a fair amount of 5e.>Advanced d&dBest one in terms of atmosphere. It really had that classic feel to it. The books were extremely soulful, but it had some things that people would consider strange nowadays, like paladins only being available to humans, and the amount of levels you could get in one class be limited by your race (i.e., a halfling could only progress up to a certain level as a mage, etc.)>3.0/3.5eBest ones in terms of raw mechanics, but it facilitated powergaming immensely, and the somewhat exaggerated mechanics could make the game a bit slow if there were too many players in the group. Also, the design distanced itself from the more classic look of the previous versions.>4eI've only played it once, but it kinda sucked. I got the feeling it was trying too hard to be like a videogame. Things gelt artificial and oversimplified and lame.>5/5.5eOne of the simplest ones to get into. The rules have been greatly simplified when compared to the 3.5e, which has its advantages and disadvantages. Combat is quick and easy, but not to the level of 4e. Overall it is pretty enjoyable, but I recommend using house rules to complement the lack of detail in some parts.
>>153470633Like a chad
>>153470098They're not Kukuru from Arc The Lad. That's why. They lack a niche artist or fanbase.
>>153468530Acrobat
>>153471942LBB OD&D, Holmes, B/X, ad AD&D 1e
>>153464316They gave him all the funny lines and jokes.
>>153465927I never understood how such a blatantly pro-communist and anti-individual liberty idea was pushed by conservative parents in Reagan's America.
>>153476052Because the lesson is meant for children. Conservative parents believe that children should just follow the rules and obey authority figures without question (mainly, the parents). They don't want children to think for themselves, they want children to think like their parents so that hopefully they'll grow up to be just like them.
>>153476052>>153476104Meaningful pro-Individual rhetoric in any first world country basically means "The CEO's should dictate state policy" while any pro-collectivist rhetoric boils down to "The Bureaucrats should dictate polocy".
>>153463959No, I idenitfied with black woman, nigga.Also, you constantly create the very same thread with the very same premise. The show was total crap, and Mark Evanier is a filthy, ugly kike
>>153476104As opposed to not think at all, I get it
>>153469993she's black, no judge will be on her side
>>153469993They hate you because you tell the truth
>>153476104Good job then, because we live in a world full of extremely selfish individualists, who are incapable of connecting with each other, and are not capable of any team work. It's also the loneliest era since adam and eve. Great job, jews
>>153470096Msn, I wish Hollywood was like this;>See that? Make it like that but with real people.Why is that so hard to do?
>>153476646Shut up, onionstranny
>>153476052One script writer (Evanier?) also pointed out how the "parent groups" who somehow managed to "help" them in the writing didn't look much like parents. I think the implication might have been that they wanted kids to follow certain trends. Buy the popular shoe brands, watch certain channels, drink beer and smoke because "everyone" is doing it...
>>153476968Marketing real world crap in dnd wouldn't have worked. Reebok and Marlboro were nowhere in sight.
>>153476052....because the ones complaining in the USA were mostly left wingers back then
Did anyone mention how lame this show was for a dungeons and dragons show? They don't even have weapons. Even the ninja turtles had weapons. Not that they used them really. Oh yeah and it's an anime right?
>>153477575They did have some weapons, they just didn't use them that much. Diana had a staff, Bobby had a club, Hank had a magical bow... the rest were pretty much unarmed: Eric had a shield, Sheila an invisibility cloak, and Presto a magical hat.If they did make a remake, I'd want it to be more anime-like, personally, but I bet they'll just make it lame, considering they'd have to bow to Wizards of the Coast and their idiotic demands.
>>153470098>And when hot characters get porn done of them, they're off-model.But that goes for the not-hot characters you mentioned.
>>153477147Well, it was a toy commercial... for D&D. But from what the writer pointed out, that was pushed in a lot of cartoons of that era, he used Get Along Gang as example.Maybe big corpos were playing some kind of long game 3D chess, heck if I know.
