Does Batman still get stomped?
>>153467755Cucky Peter has no answer to Bruce's bodycount.
>>153467755Yes.
Cuckyman vs Cucky-Man
https://deathbattlefanon.fandom.com/wiki/Kratos_vs_All_Might>Kratos charged at All Might barraging him before he could even react. The God Of War reigned a beatdown of rapid punches upon The Symbol Of Peace, All Might was too weak and overwhelmed to fight back.>The Norse Spartan magnified his axe back to his hand and hacked it into the left side of All Might’s chest, the latter screamed in pain, blood spouting out of his skeletal jaw. Kratos activated his axe freezing the No. 1 hero solid, he then raised the Leviathan above his head and slammed it into the frozen All Might with extreme force shattering him to thousands of pieces.>The battle was over, Kratos crouched resting his head on his hands still on his axe pointing vertically on the ground. He let out a weakened exhale.>Kratos: “You wouldn’t listen, you left me no choice”. He said quietly>The Norse Spartan slowly stood up and slowly walked away from the battlefield.K.O.!
>Most popular anime in Japan and the West>Highly successful sequel series>Most iconic anime character of the 21st century>Universal scaling>Actually marries his love interest and has multiple kids>Actually kisses his wife onscreen unlike a certain retarded space monkey>MFTL on-screen feats>Most respected anime in these threadsYup yup! Looks like Naruto wins this thread!
Looks like it's time for another rape.
>>153467755does Pete have a counter against the Clustest Bustest
Well?
Post Batman's score against MarvelGODS.
>>153467799Cucky Peter watches from the corner as Bruce uses this to fist MJ until he's exhausted and unable to fight.
>>153467797>Actually marries his love interestHE. FUMBLED. SASUKE.
>>>/bant/24261335Take note of the HEROES who appear here.
>>153467812Batman would never do that, he's a hero
>>153467794KINGtos was TEACHING FRAUD Might.
Cucky Ultraman.
>>153467797Literally any of the filler girls would have been better than boringnata 2bh
>>153467827Bruce would heroically save MJ from her unsatisfactory sex life. Somebody's gotta do it, and Cucky Peter won't be responsible this time.
>>153467794CAAAANNNOOOOONNNN!
I sure hope nobody rapes me in this thread...
>>153467841Batman only satisfies by sucking, he doesn't eat pussy, he doesn't fist pussy, he does it the old fashioned way
>>153467794>blood spouting out of his skeletal jawWait is he fighting The skinny guy All Might? LMAO
>>153467812MJ is a killer now so she would end up raping Batboy's cute little ass
>>153467827MJ just killed a villain. Batman and Spider-Man are going to have to TEACH her a lesson.
>>153467829Ultraman saves cities from Kaijus and isn't interested in romance
Deku wins
>>153467917
>>153467921...Employee of the Month!
>>153467921YEPYEPYEP
>>153467794>kratosfags now punching downAll Might is a better hero than PSYCHOTOS the sex slave murderer.
>>153467940>willingly saved this in his hard driveYour hero?
>>153467823Cucky bant
>>153467949Cucky Asta
Is it morning in India?
>>153467948>appealing to moralityPost Cucky Might defeating a Greek God.
>>153467949Naruto Uzumaki of course!
daaaamn, still seething about ultraman, bro? thats fucking wild.
>>153467965
>>153467940i'd save this but why is mineta's bottom so big too?
>>153467794Canon. Cucky Might gets one-shot by Kratos's pinky finger.
>>153467958>Cuckmaker Astaftfy
Cucky India
>>153467981I can't read maps.
>>153467797>>Actually marries his love interestNope. Sakura is the true love interest. Hinata is a side bitch he was forced to settle for because she got hot in part 2 and he couldn't get with Sakura.
>>153468000This doesn't work anymore now that black clover ended and Asta didn't even get a handshake with a girl, he unironcally did worse than Deku.
>CTRL-F "cucky">11 resultsgood morning saars please do the needful
Yucky wucky posts
>>153467990Blackwhiplash makes all of the MHA boys have them.
>>153468024How many women does Deku have actively competing for him?>muh handshake kek
>>153467948KINGtos created a Utopia and overthrew dictators. Cucky Might upholds a dystopia worse than Israel
This type of posting used to be really big in the last thread..
>>153468055FVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVCK
>India out of nowhereWhite women crave Big Curry Cock and do anything to get it
>>153468055>posting Yuno's girlsCucky Astasaar...
>>153468077thisthisthis.>>153467794Kratos won.
>>153468055Can you post the part where Asta kisses or hugs or does anything romantic with one of these two girls after the time skip?
>>153468061This. If KINGtos was in MHA, he would overthrow the corrupt system and make a new one. If FRAUD Might was in God of War, he would've been the Greek Gods lapdog.
Cookie Monster
>>153468092I.....CANNOT.......
>>153468098This, All Might is a MONSTER. But he means well, so Kratos can TEACH him to be a Better Man
Reminder KEKtos became Ares's sissy slave because he was about to lose to a barbarian.
>each time Gokeks get uppity Superman gets some fucktarded broken form or featHoly KEK
>>153468162Kratos defeated Ares and the Greek Gods. Cucky Might couldn't even defeat his main villain and jobbed many times. He needed to be bailed out by allies and even kids.
All Might becomes Kratospilled after Kratos onepunches him...but then FIXES mha society instead of destroying it.
>>153468213This. He also shaves his head bald, gets tatted and dresses like Kratos the way Deku copies All Might
>>153468061>created a Utopiawhere?
>>153468162KINGtos defeated Ares and brought peace to the world. Can Cucky Might say the same for his government masters???
>>153468229in Valhalla DLC they confirm that Greece is now a Utopia thanks to Kratos and that he was always a True Hero
Kratos picking on building level threats again?
>>153468242he has to, if he goes home a Bear might kill him
>>153468229He gave the power of Hope to Greece.
>>153468241>greece is now a utopiakek, then the TVRKICBVLLS arrived and conquered it, and cucky kratos was nowhere to be seen>>153468242Excuse me, All Might is at least city-block level...
>>153467755/a/ utterly failed this man's requestlets see if you guys can do betterreply with a character that can ACTUALLY defeat gokuremember you must be serious so no jokes or meme replies allowed
Kratos is the God of HOPE.
>>153468242It's only fair. Why would you ever match him up against somebody stronger than that? Are you spiteful, or something?
>>153468263KINGtos doesn't defeat Goku, he TEACHES him to be a Better Person.
>>153468267more like the god of COPE.
>>153468162according to the comics that Barbarian was being helped by Hades
>>153468263Simon the Digger.
Does jiren has any good matchup?
>>153468263
>>153468242his greatest feat is flipping a temple building on a gyroscope
>>153468263>summons an infinite number of stronger GokusDone.
>>153468263this dude kills WEAKku
>>153468282No, that was only after he got killed. Before that that BARBARIANBVLL was just beating the SHIT out of kratos's gay little spartan army lmao
>>153468288bro i said serious replies onlyalso its a fight not a cuckold competition
>>153468294>>153468291>>153468288>literal nobodies
>>153468308NOPE. Read it, all the different armies were being empowered by a different god, EXCEPT for Kratos, who fought them in base.the Barbarians were being sponsored by Hades
>>153468322>d-doesn't count!KWAB.
>>153468263The one and only...
>>153468286Against all of fiction.The consensus seems to be that he wins.
If I don't know who you are it doesn't count as rape
>>153468322>fearing the TORIKO BVLL
Wait a second!You mean to tell me Goku fought this guy THREE times and he didn't win once?!
>>153468263Hello, Monkey!
>>153468350most rapes are done by people who are close to you
I will never be beyond 2-C...
That Barbarian would've GAPED All Might btw.
>>153467755
>>153468263Nono pulverizes all of Dragon Ball Z, but can't compete with Super characters or powerscaling.
>>153468371... and by "2-C" i mean two COCKS (preferably black)!
The weakest key in my tiers is 2-C...
>>153468366>You always act like you're better than me!
>>153468263them
>>153468399Kratos could do this and i could prove it btw.>ok prove ituuuuuhhhh i would bro but my stomach hurts right now so i need to go lay down for a bit.
>>153467797If Haku had lived he would have become Naruto's wife.
>the people in God of War are so weak, they need to be a God's slave in order to get powerfulIs this an advanced form of HBOC?
>>153468363To be fair he fought against the strongest character in fiction
>>153468399>Dragon Ball Z>Had to do a special move to bust a planet in halfBills finger tapped a planet in half at the start of DBZ Battle of Gods. Freeza also blows up earth while fatigued by just touching it in DBZ ROF.
...also known as Jiren
>>153468429I don't remember Goku fighting Kratos...
>My hero is getting exposed as a fraudFUAARRRKKK I BETTER START SPAMMING AI RAPE PORN TO GET THE THREAD TAKEN DOWN OTHERWISE MY HERO'S REPUTATION WITHIN THE HALLS WILL NEVER RECOVER!!!
Doomsday vs scp-682 will be the next time
>>153468423narutoCHADS arent porn addicts so cut it out
>>153468450>Including 2 movies that were retconned to be Super arcs
>>153468263>/a/ utterly failed this man's requestmedsgoku is so uninteresting that anons ended up discussing how the powers of other characters workon a side note, aimz in death battle when? i want to see wankers scream and shout once he loses
>>153468429I don't remember Goku fighting post-Schrodinger Alucard...
>>153468429Damn i had no idea TURDku fought Dante from the Devil May Cry series!
My best feat is about to be retconned...
>>153468401Wizards 101 player…
>>153468242They're all he stands a chance against
>>153468383meanwhile in REALITY:
ENTER
>>153467823>/bant/I'm afraid to post here! No reason...I just don't feel comfortable posting here!
>>153468488Liam Swan here. I hung this exact picture on my wall and jerked off to it for a week straight. I love Dio-sama so much!
>>153468469UHM DIOSCHOLARS??? WHAT ABOUT OUR FLESH BUDS AND SISSYNOSIS?
>>153468263Literally anyone with a sword. And no Trunks isn't imbueing his sword with ki that ability comes from video games. Yajirobe was able to cut right through bejita who was nearly 100 times stronger than Roshi, a moon buster.
>>153468498They are both ancient Greeks, they would have sex.
>>153468517>And no Trunks isn't imbueing his sword with kiHe is. Stop making up shit to try and force a meme
>>153468517If Trunks isn't imbueing his sword with ki then why didn't it kill him when King Cold tried to slice him with the sword?
>>153468517Why king cold killed trunks then? Retard
>>153468263Whis.
>>153468488I literally went 5 seconds without thinking about this! Can you delete this because my mind is broken enough as it is.
>>153468517It comes from the source material, retard.
>>153468545The Sword knew better than to cut its Master.
>>153468423>>153468463>Naruto and Hinata spitroasting Hakuhot...
>>153468517Why his sword shattered agains android 18?
>>153468563fuck off
>>153468563>Futa fantasiesFavorite character?
I hate weaklings
>>153468554>Light effectsSo what, their clothes and hair are also filled with ki?
>>153468578yea, next retarded question?
>>153468569>>153468570I meant Hinata with a strapon...
>>153468591Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrre
>chicks with dicksHOLY YUMMMMMMY YUM YUM IN MY TUMMY TUM TUM!!!!!!!
>>153468586Where was this stated, exactly?
>>153468600I did.But now I'm thinking about it as futaHinata...and now I'm imagining futaHinata fucking Naruto while he's transformed into a girl...
>>153468534It's never stated or shown that Trunks makes his sword stronger/sharper and we're shown multiple times that DB characters aren't invulnerable or impervious to damage even while transformed.
>>153468608
>>153468625Shut the fuck up pussy. You think i give a fuck what you have to say?
this guy? this guy would kill Thragg
>>153468637Yes since just 1 post from him broke you lmao
MYFFFFFUARKINGHEROES!!!
>>153468399Nono is unironically extremely fucking powerful, about as strong as you can get without crossing over into outright reality warping or multiversal entity territory. Its hard to imagine anyone who still fights with physical attacks that wouldn't get bodied by Nono and her combination of FTL warping, black hole generation, planet cutting beams and the canonical ability to contain an attack that would have destroyed the universe.
>>153468567android 18 has better durability than Frieza, it seems.
>>153468659>him>lmao Move on spic.
>>153468661Atreus solos no diff.
>>153468661Big whoop, Kratos can do all that too.
>>153468660make them have sex
>>153468655any of the elite guard would kill the viltrumites
>>153468660...and Naruto is there I guess.
test
>>153468680this is true atreus has arrows capable of moving the entire sun
Goku.Superman.Thor.Naruto.Ichigo.Luffy.Mario.Sonic.Pacman.Doomguy.Kratos.Dante.
>>153468708>testpositive. you've pregnant! who's the father?
>>153468672You said anyone with a sword
>>153468708>evading after superCHAD knocked his ass out cold yesterdaySeems you havent learned your elsson
We Pokeshits kneel before the YugiGODS.
>>153468727>30 seconds wow that's a new record
>>153468728Good boy
>>153468718Yup all of those characters lose to MY HERO.
>>153468718Pacman thinks he's on the team
>>153468672>android 18 has better durability than Friezapowerless frienza tanks a planet explosion. infinite powered android 18 does not
>>153468660Mina does not look happy being in a picture with those JOBBERS...
>>153468655No Pernida is actually the only one of the Schutzstaffel who does not beat Thragg.
>>153468660naruGOD and his harem of slutty wives
>>153467794>DONT WORRY ALL MIGHT I'LL AVENGE YOU. I'LL GO AFTER HIS DEAD DAUGHTER AND KICK HER ASS>His son?... H-he never did anything to me so he gets a pass!
>>153468754It's FUARKgreymon...Holy FUARK.
We never did get a viable matchup for Nagato. She's just too strong I guess.
>>153468423CAAAANNNOOOOONNNN!
You will always be a monster...
>looks at your hero>your hero is reduced to dustBoom.
>>153468793OI bitch i'm making you my wife now
>>153468754
>>153468785Kek, Cucky Bakugou would say this because he knows Atreus would one-shot him.
>>153468754He RAPES and GAPES cucky Giovanni's entire composite team btw.
>>153468812>Boomthe sound of a backed up double decker turd flopping out of his fat ass
>>153468796HakuDAMN!
>tumblr filenameGentle-FUCKING-men...
>>153468780>Thragg flies at him, because Thragg is a flying brick>gets hit by his nerves>gets turned into a meatball?Thragg also legitimately cant kill him,
>>153468828>gently fucking menFavorite character?
Enough! I'm 5 times as power as a guy who blew up the moon and I'm about to detonate all the energy in my body! That's right I'm about to explode with the force of ONE stick of dynamite!
>>153468828>WHATS WRONG WITH TUMBLR?! ITS A SAFE SPACE WHERE I CAME TO TERMS WITH MY SEXUALITYYYYYY
>>153468793>Ryoko Hakubi>Ran Yakumo>Sage>Nimrod the Sentinel
>>153468846CONSIDERATAIBAmen...
>>153468846NOOOOOO PLEASE GOD DON'T DO THAT! Y-YOU'LL ONE-SHOT MY ENTIRE COSMOLOGY!!!! YOU CAN FUCK MY WIFE IF YOU WANT, JUST SPARE ME!!!
>>153468660Huh, I don’t get it. Is there supposed to be some connection?
>>153468824>scat fantasies out of nowhereSee?
>>153468793You can tell she's OP because even the delusional Kratos posters won't try to claim he can beat her. They know there are some fights they can't win.
>>153468745>>153468728>He fell for the Kowtow Cleave Yup, Good old Kowtow Cleave never fails
>>153468858kratos...
>>153468858Pokebro...
>>153468866That's because KINGtos is far above her. Maybe she can go high-diff with Atreus (and lose).
>>153468858MHAbro...
>>153468839The King of Games Yugi of course!
>>153468685May we see it?
ENOUGH!Bring me FRAUDtos.
>>153468835Thragg will just dodge the nerves and do this and send him flying into the sun.
>>153468906Mountain-sama I... ow... OW MY CHEST IS HURTING...ACK!
>>153468904https://youtu.be/nl8LOnl6qbQ
MYMINDKEEPS ON GETTINGBROKEEEEEEEEEN!!!
>>153468858>>153468929Blacked Cloverbro...
See that mountain? You can't bust it.
>>153468917>will just dodge the nerveskek, FAGG will fly through him, thinking he's killed him, only for the nerves to have been attached to him as Pernida grows into more hands>>153468938Todd... you don't have to bully Kratos like that.
You're not even 2-C.
>>153467755You guys better stop making fun of Kratos.His feats work at Nintendo.Do NOT fuck with him...
What are the odds to see homelander doing something interesting these 3 episodes left?
>>153468727bro's seeeeeeeeeething. try some asmr or something before you bust a blood nut.
Weren't we supposed to get the Strange vs Reimu blog today
KNEEL MOUNTAIN-KEK. THIS MONKEY THROWS SKIPS YOU ACROSS HIS ENTIRE PLANET JUST FOR FUN!
>>153468881>That's because KINGtos is far above her.{;'sotarK'=diEREHW0=esnefed,0=htgnertS,ESLAF=eniviDsiTESELPOEP.YTITNE.STCEJBO.ESREVINU ETADPU}
JOBtos would die to this btw.
>b-but hoodydude w-weren't we supposed to get the Strange vs Reimu-Ey shut the fuck up cuddy ain't NOBODY care about that shit fuh real!
>Brings the verse's durability to the corona of the sun by itselfI kneel...
Only Mountainbusting+ characters allowed below:
>>153469007Easy.
>>153469007My KING can do that with just the air pressure generated from someone blocking one of his attacks.Which he made with his DICK.
>I just wanted to give Goku a handshake, why did his entire body explode like a water balloon filled with meatballs and sauce...
>>153469035He said this to heroes UI Goku btw.
>>153469035... thought Thragg in his coma induced dream, a coma that he was put into by Goku from a simple slap on the back...
>I am so lonely. All the other Saiyans are scared of me. Noone talks to me. Noone wants to be my friend-- They think I am unstable. They send me from planet to planet committing atrocities in their name. And as I get better at it, they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own success. I am capable of so much more and noone sees it. Some days I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point? Not a single person in the entire universe would care. Take it to your grave.
>>153469032That's a cucky hill.
Goku would NOT survive this.
>>153469084No it's not, he decimated an entire strip of that forest in front of it too.It's a mountain.
>>153469093Obviously, an elephant stepping on his hand while FPSSJ had him SCREECHING in AGONY...
>>153469093*teleports behind FAGG**blows a hole through his back with a ki blast*Man, you sure were strong Thragg! Definitely top 25 people I've ever fought! Waku Waku tanoshii!
>>153469093Cucky Goku would die from the force of the air never mind the punch
>NYEEEEEH SAVE ME KI BLASTS! I'M TOTALLY COOKED IF I TRY AND FIGHT THEM HAND TO HAND!!
>invinciMUTTS barking againyou masochistic little freaks, how many times do you have to be taught?
>>153468858All of DC...
>>153468569>>153468463Nardo literally made a FEMALE clone of himself to jack off and molestGOONGODKINGS APPROVED SERIES
Post a FRAUDvincible character doing this.
The viltrumite rapes the small saiyan when it powers up...
>Mountainbusting+ENOUGHENOUGH WITH THE FUCKING MOUNTAINSIF I SEE MOUNTAINBUSTING OR MOUNTAINBUSTING+ AGAIN I'M GOING TO LOSE IT
>>153469159Omnipotus.>B-BUT-Also a puny attack compared to this, which Mark TANKED.>AAAIIIEEEE YOU CAN'T JUST-Also, Mean Supreme and Spawn scaling. Now suck my COCK!!
>>153469159>hypothetical sceneCan we ser a Dragon Ball character do it first?
The lion does not concern himself with the opinions of verses with no onscreen star-level feats.
>>153469159He just turned off the lights on a bunch of planets, how is that impressive?
>Th-there are levels BEYOND mountain busting?
>>153469136>totally cookednot a single viltrumutt character knows how to fightthey are bricks with no skillGoku is a master martial artist, and with UI not a single person in invincible would even be able to come close to touching him lol
>>153469183>hypotheticalDid you watch the movie?
>>153469005My GOAT Sandaconda effortlessly TANKs and TWO SHOTs this thing
POV: You decided to fight Goku.
>>153469136What about when Dragon Ball characters knock away ki blasts with their bare hands?
>FRAUDvinciblecuckies getting uppity again
>SHITgon SHIT>SHITvincibleCHADulk gapes both.
My hero's chainscaling is him falling to success as he gets beaten up by progressively stronger characters...
>>153469180>omnipotus>the dude who takes an unknown amount of time to destroy anything>the dude who got one shot by dinosauruskek>>153469180>i-it can destroy the universe 22x over>doesn't even kill cucky mark>who couldn't survive the heat of the sun without extreme outside helpKEK
I was really big in the early 20s you know...
>>153469254Goku said this to the potara fusion between The One Above All and The Presence btw.
Uhh... FRAUDvinciblebros...? I don't feel so good...
>...
>>153469325Is this how an abortion looks like?
>>153469259>What about [THING THAT NEVER HAPPENS]Done
Uh-oh! What is Cucky Mark going to do against this!?
>>153469330Post FAGG destroying a planet.
FRAUDvinciblebros, DON'T LOOOOOOK!!!!!!!
>>153469435C-CANON??!!
>>153469345>what is Mark CHADvincible going to do against [guy exaggerating]Punch him really fucking hard i guess.
>>153469414Reze will never have this btw
>>153469435>Cucky Mark demonstrating his unsuccessful "death by a thousand cuts" technique against an opponent above planet-tierKBC!
>>153469342???they've been doing that since fucking the original dragon ball though?
>invinciBVLLS effortlessly gape dragon sissies and hulksissies at the same time>supersissies don't even try to fight against their viltrumite masters anymoreKINGvincible
>>153469435>HP going downSLOWANDSTEADYvincible...
>>153469435kek, this is exactly what would happen, only LORDza wouldn't be losing any HP, and he'd soon tire of this foolish freak before killing him with ease
>FRAUDvinciKEKS getting humiliated by GODgon GODS and GODlkGODS at the same time>3-0permanGODS laughing in the distanceFRAUDvincible.
>>153469454>exaggeratingproof?
>>153469514even bleachBUCKS and TORIKOGODS dump on invinciSISSIES lmao
>>153469459No?
>>153469540this is the canon ending, after Reze was beaten and broken into stockholm syndrome, and Bakugo felt bad because he is a HERO
>>153468858Yugi...
>Entire FRAUDvincible verse... I hope you come back some day, as a verse worth fighting... Well, see ya later!
Uh-oh! there goes planet Viltrum and all the viltrumites!
>The entirety of Invincible jobs to base FreizaKEKWABOOTY!!! KEKKYPOO!!! KEKYPALOOZA!!! KEKWIBOOO!!! KEKYBOO!!!! KWAB!!!
>>153469614K, B, C
>>153469514>3-0permanGODSThe canon wiki says otherwise...
>>153469614Yup yup. Their entire verse is a bunch of sub-planetary jobbers. GODgon GODll is out of their league.
>Invincible vs Dragon BallThis is so fucking boring.
>>153469537>Bleach sneak
>>153469636Post Omni-Man's 3-0 streak :)
>OMNI-MAAAAAAAAN! FOR YOUR CRIMES AGAINST THE PEOPLE OF EARTH, I SHALL HAVE YOUR HEAD!>n-no w-wait! I felt really bad about it and did some soul searching-ACCCCCCKKKKKK!!!!>You are a monster no longer.
>>153469645any of the royal guards kill a sissytrumiteyamamoto kills a sissytrumite with his bankaiywach kills any of them too
>>153469657CAAAAAAANOOOOOONNNNN!!!!
And there are fags ITT that want Mark to fight Gohan
>>153469657CHADsura does what must be done.>>153469667Yes, I want to see cucky mark get completely and one-sidedly DOMINATED
>>153469651???? We are talking about superman. You demented schizo.
>>153469657GODsura.
>>153469657CHADsura began TEACHING others after his encounter with KINGtos... heartwarming...
>>153469667It'd be funny, at least. The FRAUDvincicuck seethe might even outclass the Dio vs. Alucard melties, though I'm not sure there are many FRAUDvincicucks outside of /dbg/ who genuinely think their "heroes" can compete with GODgon GODll chads.
Bow before your betters.
>>153469657
>>153469587's opponent
>>153469694I still don't believe MFTL+/city busting Dio.
>Relativistic>1500x FTL>25000x FTLIT'S ALWAYS THE SAME FEATTHAT GETS RECALCED!
>>153469709W-where the FUCK is Invincible?????? *cries like a bitch*>>153469718Me neither, but absolutely nobody would be able to argue with Gohan's victory against Cucky Mark, even if the calcs were fraudulent.
>>153469659Genuinely what the fuck could the entirety of Invincibleverse due to Gerard Valkyrie, let alone Yhwach lmao, even after downplaying them to mountain level?They would straight up revive after everything that could possibly harm them
Death Battle General Events of 2026 so far>Sonicfag white knights Christ-Chan>Sonicfag and Mariofag where the same mexican the whole time>DBZfags angry that Death Battle themselves said Ultraman Zero vs Gohan would be a fun match, and didn't care about views>One DBZfag hid behind Thor>Supermanfag angry that they've been using the official Death Battle Wiki results that count DBX, ruining their cope of a perfect 3 win>'Duggan's Fanfic'.>'Yeah Wild'>Some angry Capefag/DBZfag dug up a 4 year old porn clip of Kamen Rider cosplay and screamed Gay Porn?>Death Battle Chimp (the most important event)
>>153469657Inivinciblecucks have no answer to this.
>>153469743>ultracuck post that omits his meltdown
>>153469739What would they do to fucking Lille Barro? You cannot dodge his x-axis unless you are out of the way of the barrel before it fires.His trumpet would decimate SISSYtrumite ear drums and turn their insides into liquid too
>Wow, that Cucky Mark guy went down like a sack of potatoes... I'll give him a senzu bean, so Gohan can hurt him even more! Waku waku!
>>153469744w-well, the sun disk... W-WHAT DO YOU MEAN ASURA HAS ON SCREEN STAR FEATS!?
>>153469761Ultrafag's been on /m/ for the most part, discussing the new Ultraman Series, and got banned for a day for posting Felicia from Dark Stalker's tits in a 'video game crush' thread.But hey, I can always add the Superfag superseething over Spawn, Ultraman and Kamen Riders.
>mindbroken
>>153469793over who this time, bro? spawn? wild.
>>153469770>WAKU-WAKU! ARE YOU SURE DAD? I GET TO BREAK THIS GUY TOO?>Of course Gohan! But save some for Pan too! She needs to vent some of her anger.
>>153469777>ON SCREEN STAR FEATSDon't be ridiculous anon.Absolutely NOBODY has on-screen feats.r-right?
>>153469802Just put a fucking beanie over his bald ass head and he loses one third of his power.
It's still funny that you would lose to them if you tried to fight.
>>153469743>>Some angry Capefag/DBZfag dug up a 4 year old porn clip of Kamen Rider cosplay and screamed Gay Porn?That was a confirmed woman btw
>>153469802Yhwach unironically solos Dragon Ball so I doubt itMafubas gonna have to put in work on Tien's end
:)
>>153469814Post their best on screen feat right now.>but-I SAID NOW.
Incoming melty.
GUYS. I found a mango we can use to scale for Death Battle Chimp's Banana vs Mango match up!
>>153469823How does Ywach solo? He doesn't have the power to kill any higher tiers.
>>153469785I think this is the first time I’ve seen you in any of these threads this year.
>>153469827>:)totallynotmad.jpg
>>153469827...
>kills FAGG
>>153469841BANANABROS!? OUR RESPONSE!?
>unironic bleachfaggotry
>>153468718Superman wins Death Battle got it right 3 times in a row and the matchup is even more one-sided in Superman's favor after DC KOIchigo wins, Death Battle went full retard for this one. TYBW Aizen also slams Madara and the one retard ITT that thinks Kaguya can beat Yhwach is arguably dumber than ListroonIdkKratos probably wins because Doomguy is a lore statement merchant walking into the realm of the king of lore statement merchants. Though IDK shit about Dante other than the fact that he likes pizza so maybe he can put up a fight
>>153469841Nobody cares, Strawberry RAPES and GAPES Mango and Banana and their verses, recipes and cookbooks.
>>153469844Been around. Jumping between /v/ and /co/, since /v/'s being autistic about smash bros again.
>seethingyeah, you cant refute what I say, so you seetheit's okay little viltrumite, you wont even feel your death happening
>>153468718The orgies of kings!
>>1534698583-0MUS!
>>153469842>How does Ywach solo?well you see bleachfags want you to believe that because ywach can see the future he somehow would wineven though just seeing the future does not help you stop a guy from flying towards you at MFTL+ speed and punch your head off with galaxy level power (minimum)its like thinking that you could survive a nuke just because you can she the plane that is about to drop it on youknowing what is about to happen to you does not automatically mean you can stop it
>>153469842He has access to every single Schrift, including X-Axis, Deathdealing, Antithesis, etc. Unless you use the nonsense "Dragon Ball characters overcome hax with raw power levels" wank so many DBfags use that's contantly proven wrong by the series itself, Yhwach really can't lose. He has infinite tries so even if you wank DB characters to MFTL++++ and infinitely powerful or whatever, he'll eventually hunt down the verse. Not to mention he can probably steal the stats of the first person he kills with one of his Schrifts iirc.
>>1534698982-0 actually :)
>>153469889Mangos' are more filling!
I'm sure to win for my hax are superior *fails to even dislodge one atom from even the weakest character of the verse*
>>153467797>>Most popular anime in Japan and the WestBut enough about Pokemon
>>153469909>still relying on muh hax in the big 26
>>153469657Star level omni-man unironically beats Large planet level (at best) Asura
>>153469842Bleachfags will claim he's omnipotent and unbeatable because he can see the future and choose to change reality to what he wants (he loses to a guy shooting him with an arrow)
>>153469903Yhwach can rewrite the future and revive himself on a whim. That's why he wins. He's resisted sealing so the only way to stop him is if Mafuba is somehow strong enough, which it likely isn't, considering by removing something as simple as a lid from the future he can nullify it.
>>153469924i actually heard it wasn't doing so hot since they retired ash?
>>153469931CHADsura blew up stars though? Omni-cuck failed to blow up one planet.
>>153469934Why did he lose in bleach then?
>>153469928*shoots him with the x-axis while he's not paying attention*Uh-oh...
>Make a supposedly unbeatable character>Gets beatenKWAB
>>153469938Even if it flopped entirely tomorrow the series has made so many billions of dollars nothing else touches it
>>153469934>Yhwach can [a bunch of fanfiction and headcanon]yeah wattpad.com is a cool website
>>153469733DIO was 1500x FTL during his fight against Alucard, who got the 25000x FTL? Giorno?
>>153469942power null arrow based on his own abilities + blinded so he couldn't see it
>FEATSeww gross little dick incel>STATEMENTSOMGGG IM SO WEETTTTT BREAK ME DADDY SPLIT ME OPEN!!!!!
IHATEEVERYTHING ABOUT YOU
>>153469961But he can rewrite the future. Why couldn't he rewrite the future so he's not blinded and doesn't get hit by it?
>>153469934He cant rewrite the future. He can see an infinite(or nearly infinite) amount of futures all at once, and can pick and choose which one becomes reality. However, if he's not strong enough to stop whoever he is fighting, picking and choosing a future doesn't matter.>>153469933That arrow wasn't detectable by the All Mighty due to special circumstance, and Uryu's anti-thesis counters the All Mighty too.
>>153469733>>153469958is it just getting SWANK'D harder and harder every time?what will it be next time a Jojo character is on death battle?50000x ftl?
>>153469972so why didn't he pick a future where he didn't lose
>Yhwachfags still existExplain without appealing to emotion what future he can pick to win if someone a billion times faster than him decides to punch him in the head
>>153469958https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:KLOL506/JoJo_Part_3_-_Chariot_And_The_Speed_Of_Light_(Re-do)
>>153469970he didn't realize he was blinded, he got put under an illusion that had literally everything but the arrow still there>>153469972fundamentally when he has infinite to choose from and can still pull revivals out of his ass because he feels like it (even ignoring Almighty which lets him do that, he still has Miracle) it doesn't make much of a difference
>>153469828I'd love to, but they keep fucking taking down the scenes off of youtube so the only ones that are left are dogshit 'we black out the screen every 2.5 seconds to stop the algorithm from detecting the video' potato quality. Its actually kind of impressive how they have nuked youtube so fucking thoroughly that I can't find a single watchable version of it.
But can Superman beat the Death Battle Chimp?
This Yhwach... It sounds like he has very respectable statements and lore, and we should give him the respect he deserves and believe he is this powerful because he says so.
>ermmm well you see he couldn't see that futureOkay so what's stopping Krillin from just speedblitzing him with a centillion x speed advantage and oneshotting him from existence a quintillion times over
>>153469987*revives anyway*He literally can rewrite the future to bring himself back to life after dying
>>153469998But he can see all futures. Why couldn't he see that he was under an illusion?
>>153470014SCHOLARtos you are so wise...(and your feats are real)
>>153469984Because he had 3 things working against him.He could not see Uryu due to Anti-thesis stopping the All Mighty from seeing Uryu.He could not sense or see the arrow, due to it being 'still'.He also got fed a false dream by Hashbrowns.
>>153470016>krillin>centillion x speed advantageYwach is FTL, Krillin is not a centillion times faster than that.
That upscale?
>>153470016>https://youtube.com/watch?v=L2xFsDPUO68>sub-sonic ball speedblitzing anyoneHe just comes back to life anyway.>>153470028His future vision is sight-based. That's the justification. You can solo him with illusions. Unfortunately no one in Dragon Ball has those except one random ToP fighter who probably won't be able to deal with everything else he has.
I need a good verse to rape... Any suggestions?
BOOM.
>>153469968BEAST
>Bleach appears in the HALLS>Suspicious lack of a certain scat-loving individual
>>153470066Hill level Yhwach solos Dragon Ball
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqsKpyexrWUHow do you respond with out sounding mad?
>>153470070the invincible verse, especially the viltrumutt empire, is ready
>>153470085I think he died or something.
>>153470012No
>>153470066Zero lies detected. The Nulybro never misses.
The matchup?
The halls are undergoing a TRVKE moment
>>153467755SHITriosisters...https://youtu.be/J82cfvf0Mhg
>>153470122>JOBku>ducking STRONGESTALLESTUNDEFEATEDly
>>153470120Yhwach to Goku whenever he feels like it
Why are the BLEACHEDsisters dodging Sephiroth?
>>153469948The series? Yes. The anime? Not even close.
>>153470122>>153470131
>>153470122>>153469928
Holy shit...
>>153469928Ironic considering Goku relies heavily on hax.
>>153470151No, he relies on amps.
>>153470147...he's still weaker than STRONGESTTALLESTUNDEFEATEDly.
>>153470131At least Goku has hakai and Mafuba, what the fuck is Broly going to do?
>>153469938Japs love the new main character chick. Obviously not Ash levels but that's hardly fair.
>>153470147This jobber doesn't even HAVE a future against GODgon GODll CHADS.
Sephiroth? RAPES and GAPES Aizen and his entire verse.The weakest DBZ character? Turns Yhwach and his verse into their own punching bag onahole (Bleachsissies will call this a stalemate btw)
>>153470156>"I am now instantly ten times stronger than I was because I screamed for five seconds."Sounds like hax to me. Hakai is also hax.
>>153470162Punch his head off before he can do anything and atomize him.
>Yhwach can control any and all 'Lethal Doses' within his range.[50] Even oxygen,[7] hydrogen,[7] blood,[50] and Reishi[51] can be affected by The Death-Dealing. He alters the dosage of any substance he ingests or tanks, manipulating the 'poison' and either granting himself complete immunity within a single minute[51] or lowering an opponent's resistance to kill or incapacitate them.[51] The immunity Yhwach gains to the attack makes the attack unable to even harm him.[52] Askin can modify the lethal dose of his opponents attack to make it ineffective.[53] Yhwach can heal wounds dealt by an attack due to his gained immunity.[52] Furthermore with Askin's Vollständig: Hasshein. Yhwach will automatically adapt to changes in "poison;" as long as the base of the poison remains the same, any surface layer changes will cause Yhwach's immunity to adjust in turn, rendering the poison ineffective. Yhwach can consolidate The Death-Dealing's powers on a specific part of his opponents body to instantly kill parts of their body with this Schrift, even down to killing their organs one by one.The real question isn't "can Yhwach solo Dragon Ball", it's "how many abilities can Yhwach solo Dragon Ball with just using them by themselves?" Here's Yhwach's ability to become immune to ki automatically.
>>153470176CANON!
>>153468055Holy sameface.
>>153470197>a whole lot of schizobabbleSTRONGESTTALLESUNDEFEATEDly one-shots him.
>>153470180He just comes back to life, even when atomized. He literally can just do that.
>>153470222I guess GODly gets a new punching bag then.
>>153470179I wouldn't call amps hax. Any other character can achieve the same thing by suppressing themselves, if you look at Goku's strongest form as his 100%. He only starts in lower forms to test the waters (and build meta hype), which isn't a factor if he's bloodlusted in a MU. Any combat before he's using his strongest form (MUI right now) is just foreplay, and doesn't really even fit a bloodlusted MU.>HakaiGoku used Hakai ONCE, and it accomplished nothing. His only other technique that would debatably be hax-adjacent is the Shunkan Ido/Instant Transmission, but he mostly just uses that for transport.Saying he "heavily relies on hax" is just bullshit.
>>153468263Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse.
>YhwachWizard101 player fodder.
https://g1-team.com/2026/04/30/death-battle-predictions-doctor-strange-vs-reimu/It's out
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QG5uW4Bc2q0Broly's IMMENSE MULTIVERSE SHAKING POWER on full display!
>>153470221Show Broly landing a single hit on Whis.
>>153470156*aka spic math multipliers, aka scaling and statements (the Kratos method)
>>153470151No? Goku usually wins through sheer bruteforce and luck. He doesn't rely on hax. He relies on endurance and trying to work around any challenge in front of him and overcoming impossible odds. Hax are abilities that nullify and shut down any attempts to do any damage or counter specific powers the other guy has.
Heh, nice try, you may be 10^9392848389292^^19299429293929 more powerful than me and 10^10^^100^^^1000 times faster than me, but you can't actually kill me! Nevermind the fact I have zero ways of harming or even inconveniencing you, you're gonna feel real silly when every step or breath you take casually atomizes my existence (I will regen from this) over and over again infinitely.We'll see who's laughing when heat-death takes over and your entire verse dies!
>>153470255>non-sequiturMy point is Super Saiyan isn't a hax ability. Any babble outside of that isn't my concern.
>>153470247bros...
GODly? Shattered all of reality with his fight against Gogeta Blue.
>>153470239Instantly being able to get multiple times more powerful without real effort is totally a hax. That just means anyone that can casually transform in Dragon Ball uses hax.
>>153470249>the earth in Dragon Ball is multiversal+Holy FUARK
>>153470239hey he used mafuba and almost accomplished something once (he forgot a lid, rendering the technique useless and dooming an entire timeline to be destroyed)
>Ultracuck trying to defend shitkuNow you know who you stand with when you defend shitgon shit
>>153470266Yup yup. KINGucard ALWAYS wins the long game, baby!
>>153467806
Ok but could Yhwach beat Midora?
>>153470284>Bleachtranny is seething
>bleachcuckolds are getting uppity againQuiet down.
Post your hero not getting captured or knocked out if they're so strong.
>>153470272Different anon than the one you were shadowboxing with tbqh, glad that you agree that accepting Dragon Ball as a powerful verse means affirming Kratos’ victory.
>>153470300Yhwach would literally one shot cucky Madara.
>>153470274>>153470247Reimu can't even beat a Knight of the Seven Kingdoms, she stood no chance.
ah shiet. i missed out the autism
>>153470292Probably. Hungry Tongue and Hungry Space likely can't put Yhwach down even if they could hit him (which he'd do his best to prevent) and he'd just kill him with one of his many hax.
>>153470316Kratos solos Bleach too.
>>153470274what the fuck were any of you expecting
>>153470247>all that Touhou wank only to go "yeah Strange pretty handily wins lol"
>>153470278In a bloodlusted MU, Goku would start in MUI. He only uses his lower forms in DB because it's fun for the audience, and builds up to the climax.>other charactersIrrelevant. If you were going to make a DB of, say, Frieza against Cucky Mark, you wouldn't waste time talking about whether Frieza's second form is strong enough to win the battle (unless you're scaling his final form).Think of a DB character's strongest form as his 100%. Anything below that is basically like if Superman pulled his punches. Regardless, transformations in DB aren't comparable to hax. Hax is shit like stopping time, hypnosis, rewriting the future, warping reality, etc. Amping yourself up, no matter how many seconds it takes to do, is not a hax ability. >>153470282Sure, but he still doesn't "heavily rely on hax." A Dragon Ball character who heavily relies on hax would be somebody like Hit, or even Monster Carrot.
>>153470274And now we know Kirbonic Pikmin doesn't just have terrible taste in matches, he's also retarded in terms of argumentation and debate
>>153470334TRVE
>>153470179You mean the same hakai that can be countered simply by being strong enough like what Frieza did that one time shortly before the tournament started?
>>153470276>Shattering glass effectSeems like really fragile dimensions. Even Deku could take them out I'm sure.
>>153470300Itachi via Kotoamatsukami has a better chance against Yhwach then Madara.
>>153470247>Comicwank wins againThis always happens why do you ever expect anything different?
>>153470247Pedobros… our lolis who do nothing but fly and shoot slow bullets… lost? How can this be? Damn biased gaijin need correction…
>>153470333Yeah but who knows how minority world interacts with Yhwach's All Mighty. Midora has better raw stats than Yhwach, so if his hax can counter Yhwach's hax for even just a moment, Yhwach is toast.
>>153470348You mean the one used by a guy that wasn't a full God of Destruction yet?
most interesting part of the blog is that Strange was given an actual concrete counter to fantasy nature via harming the Inbetweener who was otherwise intangible to all his magic
>>153470355Explain what is stopping Madara from putting SHITwach (who needs eyesight to do anything) under the infinite Tsukyomi? He already proved he's a fucking useless jobber to illusions.
>>153469842>He doesn't have the powerhe didn't have the power to kill shikai ichigo or ichibei either. the almighty just said lol, lmao and allowed him to stomp them anywayhe literally doesn't care about stats
>>153470374No I mean the hakai from the actual real God of Destruction Sidra.
>[LIVE REIMU REACTION]
>>153470391HalDAMN
>>153470371Minority World probably doesn't do anything because Yhwach isn't made of atoms; he's made of reishi. And that relies on them somehow power nulling his power null, because even if erased or eaten he can probably revive himself anyway.
>doctorspicpedoPost discarded.
>>153470377
>>153470395No hal I think she's like 20 or something
>>153470387>he didn't have the power to kill (Hill level shitters)Who cares spic
>>153470374Frieza also resisted hakai from a full GOD iirc, though it was delivered by goons rather than directly by the GOD.
>>153470389I guess it's a really weak hax then.
jesus christ the touhou wank>finite numbers reimu is stronger>3 layers into outerversal touhou>reimu is scaled above her entire verse and resists every single ability in all of touhou>can one-shot strange with exterminations>strange needs abstract level amps to interact with fantasy nature>reimu's verdict says she can seal away master order and lord chaos>called an extremely close fight strange needs to play perfectly to win
>>153470247and reimufags want to fight jack frost...
Now that Strange TAVGHT Reimu, what's next for the Touhou verse?
>>153470377Hope this retarded matchup dies now, it's like pitting a cobra against a tank
If a hax can just be shrugged off because the person is really tough, it's barely a hax to begin with. A true hax can't be resisted through sheer force.
Kinda funny how given the Godzilla, Reimu and Vecnawank, Marvel is now more of a fraudchecker than Prime DC could ever hope to be (Alien X is like 26-D at max wank, Archie Sonic is barely 7-D, and Kyle lost to Simon)
>>153470428Teaching Kratos, of course.
>>153470378Yhwach resisted mind manipulation before, he's faster and can power null Madara before he does anything, and infinite tsukuyomi can be resisted by rinnegan abilities he could immediately steal from Madara. Not to mention he could just blow up the moon or warp him and Madara somewhere else.
>>153470274Wait Kirbonic Pikmin is an actual person that works in G1!?For some reason I thought that was some kind of insult for the people who shilled Kasen vs Sonigger
>>153470471>Yhwach resisted mind manipulation beforeDidn't he lose to Aizen's hypnosis? I don't watch that slop.
pity win strange...
>>153470423...Ok, I think I get it, the Troonhoutards had a point with the meme sacrifice to Marvel or something...
>>153470490He has base mind resistance from being the Soul King's son and being Oken or whatever. But even if IT did work he has ways to work around it.
DBS is such a pathetic, weak verse.
>>153470274>>153470501>>153271697
>>153470501I have serious doubts DB would even buy half of this, it strikes me as very Ultimaesque in terms of "we're REALLY giving them everything to make it seem close"
Reminder that the two biggest Bleachfags here are a mexican pedophile and scat eating pedophile from Venezuela.
>>153470535Big if true.
Touhousissies I thought we were the strongest what the FUARK happened!?!?!
>>153470426>reimufags want to fight jack frost...Not a single Reimufag in existence has said "hmm yes I would like Reimu to fight the SMT mascot", at least Cirnofags have a reason to want to fight Jack Frost since that matchup is genuinely cool and fitting
>>153470535>b-b-but Bleachfags are BROWN!Cast no stones in these glass halls, Dragon CHAD.
>strange almost got killed by the street tier that is reimu>reimu got beyond kratos level lore wank no one will take seriouslyNo one won here
Another thread won by KINGtos.
It's heartwarming that after Marvel Heralds lose to DC Heralds and also Apocalypse/Iron Man/Dr.Doom, they get to casually shitstomp some random verse's strongest character at max wank at infinite dimensional beyond conceptual several layers into outerversal territory as a fun consolation prize
>LEND ME SOME AMPS ETERNITY, ORDER AND CHAOS THIS IS BASE REIMU WE'RE DEALING WITH
>>153470378Yhwach already has the powers of Black Zetsu via his own Blut (The whole Schrift ritual is a better possession technique) Black Zetsu is immune to Infinite Tsukuyomi>fucking useless jobber to illusions.KS is stronger than IT. KS cannot be undone while IT can
>>153470423Honestly the blog is written very strangely. You can tell they were hedging based on Marvel’s sheer cosmological size (only a few “levels” into Outerversal) and ignored all the larger stuff (like “infinite hierarchy of dreams”) and put all their chips onto weird Vs Battles wiki arguments about hax-classifications (“this type of magic is targeting [x bullshit concept] so nothing else can affect it”) while also ignoring what Vs Battles themselves says about stuff (all the VSBW mods more knowledgable about the system the G1 wankers are using denied 1-A 2hu for dozens of forum-pages worth of reasons, here they only devote a few paragraphs worth to “rebunk” it.)
>>153470292Doesn't Food Luck completely counter Almighty?
>>153470247Great now 2hu glazers can finally sit down like they should've before they got themselves humiliated by pushing this matchup
>>153470552oh yeah. they're different characters. lmao, sorry about that
>LEND ME LITERALLY EVERYTHING ACROSS THE ENTIRE FRANCHISE THIS IS BASE DOCTOR STRANGE I’M DEALING WITH
HOLY FUAAAAAAAARK
>G1: This battle is actually really close, the Comic Herald really has to put the stops out to wi->VSBW: Comic Herald blinks and destroys their opponent's omniverse by total accident
>>153470585Yhwach has a hard counter to luck via Miracle so it wouldn't matter
Heh, you may have 1000000000000000000 layers of suggversal cosmologies, can counter everything I do, and I cannot hope to harm you even in my strongest form...but I'll just say it's a pity win and that you're punching down.
>troonhuWho invited these pedophilic moetrannies?
>>153470598To be fair, reimu retarded wank almost entirely comea from herself.
>Touhoufags immediately begin freaking out over the prospect of their fodder verse having to fight someone actually strongkek
>"BY THE FUARKING VISHNU! SOMEHOW REIMU'S MORE POWERFUL THAN WHEN WE FACED HER BEFORE!"
>Touhoutards brag for literal years about how OP and strong they are>Immediately get nodiffed the moment they fight someone who’s actually strongAs it always was as it always will be.
>>153470629>NOW I ONLY NODIFF HER INSTEAD OF NEGDIFF OR NOCONCEPTOFDIFF HER. FVARK!
>>153470611According to vsbw full power gandalf gores all of marvel, without weird fanfics about literally made up individuals
>>153470610QVEEEEENMUUUUU!
>>153470651… still lost to Doctor Strange.
>It wasn't nodiff, Reimu, it was lowdiff *kills Reimu*Fvark what a respectful death...
I’ll say this for the Troonhus, they have the emotional stability of the women they desperately wish they were. I wonder how many of them will BRB to gensokyo over this result.
W-Wait...you want me to back up all my wank by fighting someone who actually scales to me? Uhhh...c-can I not do that? M-Maybe I can fight someone different?
Thank you Reimu for letting Strange RAPE and GAPE you, now Touhou will win all the matchups it will get in Death Battle such as uhh, uhm... w-well...
If your "hero" lost to Godzilla, don't bother mentioning him again. He is FODDER.
>>153470664Kasen can get a Touhou pity win over Sonic at least! R-R-Right?
TOUHOUGODS! IT'S TIME!
BenjaminFranklinDAMN!
"Why didn't I start gaping random verses given infinity-D outerversal wank to even reach me earlier?"
>>153470683The MU the whole world has been waiting for... Why haven't they done it already?
Cucky Reimu.
>Strange had to Highdiff Reimu My God...
Slutty Reimu.
I can beat Sonic you know? That guy whose entire mainline verse has literally no fucking wins against anyone even remotely universal? That's impressive right?
>>153470695Kratos cannot TEACH an independent woman
>>153470684No wonder he went after LOLImu…
>>1534707017-2 is pretty low actually
I wish G1 just did a Strange vs Fate re-analysis blog instead, I'd be way more curious to see how that goes with what they gave Strange here.
I hope this leads to a mass troon suicide.
>IT'S NOT FAIR!!! REIMU WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FOR ME!!! NOT HIM!!!
>>153470721But strange won?
>>153470712>a Japanese little girl is speaking>listen and learnHe would be TAVGHT.
Cucky Touhou.
>Reimu when she actually has to fight a comic herald
>one of strange's key wincons was unironically hypnotizing reimu kek it writes itself
>>153470718Fate doesn’t rely on some goofy defensive ability or extremely generous interpretation of a screen clear mechanic, he has actual stats. This is way funnier.
>>153470730Wouldn't Reimu with this blog's stats GAPE Hal?
>>153470748>>153470748>>153470748
>Outerversal Touhou BRING ME THE ENTIRE FATE VERSE!
>>153470740Exactly.
Given how much of Touhou's hax are apparently resisted and surpassed by basic youkai I'm starting to suspect this might just be wanking antifeats
>>153470751OH NO NO NO NO ALL THE POSTS ABOUT OUR HEROINES BEING HYPNOSIS VICTIMS WERE RIGHT!?!?!? AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE
>>153470583Very similar to Kyle vs Simon desu (even has some of the same people)Just compare this blog vs how comparatively wacky Doom vs Vecna was.
>>153470751>hypnoGODS were unironically right
>>153470629
>>153470800KEK
the CHIMP
