>it's a sexy redhead episode
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>>153468871What the fuck was the point of Robbie?
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>>153468776>Dude, you're laying on my bra.
>>153468926So Alex Hirsch could cuck his bully.
>>153468926He was going to be Dipper's rival but the writers started caring less and less.
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>>153468953But then why give him a happy ending with Tambry?
>>153469023>happy ending>ugly white guy can't get a hot white girl and has to settle for a ugly brownoidMany such cases.
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>>153468956What a bunch of lazy bums!
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>>153468776>it's a sexy redhead episodeSo it's just a redhead episode.
>>153468961>wearing bothTHE SKANK DETECTOR IS OFF THE CHARTS
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>>153469351Man I wish the Wendy that lives in my head could've been the actual Wendy we got, that would've been soo cool.
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soon
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>>153469512HotI mean hat
>>153469023Friendly reminder that they are both still brainwashed and Dipper and Mabel just left them in that state.
>>153469534The love juice wears off. I mean if you believe Hirsch.
>>153469534love and love potions only undo the brainwashing that's been put on us
>>153469576Wouldn't be the first time he lied about date raping a teenager.
>>153469577>Stan and Wendy after the fact
>>153469598HehOkay you made me laugh
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Wendy is meant for older men, she'd be wasted on young boys.
>>153469196Casey at the Bat? Dayum, his dick don't strike out.
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>>153469512So at the end of the show, this is Dipper getting pegged?
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>>153470240It's the superior WenDip.
>>153470240They switched hats remember, but sure if that's what you want
>>153470076>>153470093>>153470208>>153470254A summoning?
>>153470602If I could add a request
>>153469014r.i.p. sweet prince.
>>153469476man, id love if coldfusion did some wendip stuff.your know, dipper need an "official" wife!
>>153470076>>153470093>>153470208>>153470254 and smeet joins the fray with a strong opening move!
>>153469512>>153469063she took the the big Dipper for a ride
>>153469196>every single gal is an 11/10I miss the heights of golden age Disney with every fiber of my being
>>153469523You mother fuckers post the hottest shit whenever I go on nofap
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>>153471511you know that's not a thing, right? that's made up, like flat earth people or anti vaccination people, or that thing where you tape water bottles around poles to drive away stray cats so they don't piss everywhere. Nobody has ever actually believed these things, they're just copying ones they saw on TV, either as a joke, or because they didn't realize it was a joke. you can't not masturbate, you jizz your bed if you do. you also get increased risk of ball cancer.
>>153468951>*grabs it, holds it up to his nose, and sniffs it, all while visibly erect*
>>153471436Wendy touches kids. Sorry, I don't make the rules.
>>153472760>POV: You're Dipper, and it's your 13th birthday.
feet
anon whyyyyou gotta know this is not the way
>>153471904noice!
>>153473330Not all kids, just Dipper.
>>153470076>>153470093>>153470208I hope Smeet someday does something with the size flashlight. Boobs growing and guys shrinking are the best combo.
>>153469196Man, that was such a sweet cartoon.
She's 16.
>>153474962Actress that played her was 37 at the time.
>>153474962exactly, the sex age.I mean it's a little silly having one of those at all, but 16 could be worse.
>>15347496215 actually.
>>153475065oh yeah, that's right
>>153469023Alex had a "what the fuck am I doing with my life" moment and decided to finally move on from his past
>>153475625Why that doesn't sound like Alex at all.
keep the thread going. sexy things are afoot.
Why didn't she just have sex with Dipper?
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>>153468951Dipper fapped to that memory for months.
>>153477392I feel like Wendy is the type to know enough about ropes and knots to free herself within seconds.
>>153477019Too busy having sex with Stan.
>>153477019His drawn like a toddler, couple more years and he will be just as tall as her according to the shows logic.
>>153477521She's the one who tied them up.
>>153468951>>153469091you just know she left her bra out on purpose, not caring that Dipper would see or touch it. I bet she left some of her panties out somewhere too, just out of reach hoping Dipper would steal them when she "wasn't paying attention".
>ywn be the shota busty redheads prey upon
>>153468776>>153478414Vicky x Timmy should have been endgame
>>153478268And when he didn't, she slipped her bra in his dresser - along with a saucy photo of her and Tambry during Spring Break.
>>153468776>it's a reddy sexhead episode
>>153469196.......so the mother is dead, yes? Like she either had a whole litter kids or the damn bastard just cranked them out of her like a conveyor belt. Either way she's ripped in twain, no way around it
redheaaads
>>153478974She definitely got Dipper drunk and raped him.
bait for virgins
>>153469107Who would be her cellmate?
>>153468871>>153477360>>153477365>>153477374Robbie is dead thanks to Bill
>>153468776>It's a shitty cartoonfag thread about a crappy non character
>>153477496yeaaars
>>153468776Why do people say that she's a redhead when her hair is brown?
>>153483299anon, i'm not sure if you're color-blind or.. unsure of how hair works..brown is dark orange. 'red' hair is orange. it has pheomelanin (the orange pigment) instead of melanin (the black pigment)haven't you seen someone who was 'dark blond' ? like it visibly isn't the same shade of brown.. it's dark as fuck yellow?
>>153483599Nah, pic related is actually a redhaired character.Wendy's hair >>153477507 is just brown.
>>153483683no... wendy's a redhead. when it's this shade, rather than brilliant copper, it is often called 'auburn' but the result is the sameyou notice her skin is pale, despite spending a lot of time outside, and her freckles are pinkish. That's a dead giveaway
>>153479390... That's just standard Disney procedure.
>>153483683That's a cartoon red head where the hair is literally fire engine red. In reality red hair is not that vibrantly red and it's oven far closer to orange/brown.
>>153484183Only left and right belongs to a ginger.
>>153484183>brown copperThat's just brown, nigga
>>153484269No, pic related is "just" brown. Which is to say, moderate eumelanin without significant pheomelanin. That "brown copper" is moderate eumelanin and high pheomelanin. It's usually called "auburn".
>>153484720That's light black.
>>153484856That is NOT light black you fucking scrub
>>153484856No, pic related is.
>>153484183>That's a cartoon red head where the hair is literally fire engine redwell no, that's orange. deep, tangerine-peel orange. but yes, basically what you said.>>153484924howcome only you and me are smart..
they're that full.
What I like the best about Wendy is her smule :)
spoon
I'm just to fuckin lazy to censor this one right.
>>153486422Damn! She went a little crazy with that flashlight this time.
>>153468776Why did they make her look way older than she is?????
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>>153486549this is a shocking thing to learn at your age, I know, but you'll get it once you meet people outside your family:people all age at drastically different rates. One person's 12 is another person's 18. at Dipper's age I was six feet tall with a moustache. Others in my class looked like kindergarteners. and everything in between.The only uniformity is in the first like 3 years, and even then, there's exceptions. The older you get, the wider that gap gets, until some people's 80 is other people's 40.
>>153486719Wendy looked like she was 25 / 29 years old
>>153486757You've never met an adult in your life, have you.
>>153486757if I saw a woman that looked like that in her late 20s, I'd count myself amazingly lucky that I could actually meet and potentially date a woman that young-looking who's old enough to have a fucking personality.
>>153486778Yes, and they look like this
>>153486834So basically you're barely old enough to use the internet and you think anyone with a double-digit is a grown-up.
>>153486778Wendy is 1000% an adult. but she does not look like someone who's been an adult for a decade and change. She looks freshly adult. 15, that's when I was an adult.
>>153486863Wrong, i am 30 years old. And i have always imagined real life Wendy woud look like pic related, an adult young woman, not a 15 years old
>>153486950She is a 15-year-old, and your inability to grasp that is more a sign of your own mental deficiencies than anything else.
>>153486863If you're still a child and you've been in double digits for more than 3-4 years, you need to fucking get a move on.
>>153487104it says more that this anon is too young to have ever known anyone long enough to watch them.. yknow, not age.he thinks those ages are a huge difference for everyone, but they aren't.
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>>153486719Not really, if you looked like Dipper at 13 odds are extremely high you should get checked out for hormone issues. He's toddler-sized. Conversely, Wendy looks completely normal for her age, not only within generous acceptable bounds, she's bang-on what'd you expect.
Feelin good
>>153487161it's a cartoon, dude. they always exaggerate the tiny size of kids. you have to filter that out. imagine dipper's about 2.3 times taller than he looks, in a more normal cartoon style e.g. king of the hill.wendy's whole schtick is she's massively tall for her age at every age. She's as tall as her guy friends, and her one girl friend is way shorter.
>>153487210That's not her "whole shtick", heights in the show don't make sense at all. Maybe she was called tall once or twice, I wouldn't remember.
>>153487297It's pointed out a could times that she's abnormally tall for being a teen girl. They say it's because of her lumberjack genes.
>>153487297they literally only forgot once, when she was a tiny five year old on a bigwheel. one assumes either the writer forgot, or that was before her growth spurt.
>>153486422any guesses on what her milk tastes like?
anyone up for a little Wendy in their Pinecest?https://files.catbox.moe/8o3bou.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/grv35d.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/8mw76k.jpg
>>153487722Maple syrup with a hint of pine, or other wood notes.
>>153485273Imagine he starts sucking her milk through her top.
>>153486549The average 15-year-old girl is nearly fully grown.>>153487210>wendy's whole schtick is she's massively tall for her age at every age.No, she just hit her growth spurt early, and is currently lanky. But not especially tall.>>153487367We can see on screen she's average height as a 15-year-old.
>>153488281she's average height for -guys-her dad is Manly Dan. she's got tall genes.
>>153488281i dont think this chart is all that right.. guys might gain a TINY bit of height between 15 and 18, but it's almost insignificant. it's as much as you can expect to lose when you get old.
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>>153488765I still love that this predicted itand DP drew the final bus scene too almost exact, but she didn't predict the hat swap
My humble contribution
>>153488954your humble contribution is good and you should feel good>skinny legs>high-waisted shorts>cleavage>bubbabum>hat continuity>a nice adaptation of the show's style while still being recognizableyou get a trophy.
>>153489060Thanks. If the thread survives the weekend I might draw some more Wendy
>>153468926Molesting Dipper.
>>153488388>she's average height for -guys-Lee, Nate, and Robbie are all clearly taller than her. Tomson is pretty close in height. She's taller than Tambry but shorter than Priscilla, and is pretty close to Melody.>>153488388>her dad is Manly Dan. she's got tall genes.So fans like to repeat, but she's not notably tall in the show apart from her appearance at age 11 when she was tall for her age. This means an early growth spurt, not an especially tall final height.>>153488686>guys might gain a TINY bit of height between 15 and 18, but it's almost insignificant.That's the difference between a high school freshman and a senior. Have you encountered teenagers in real life, anon?
>>153489448No, she's Nate's height, and she's within a couple inches of Robbie. I don't remember anyone called Priscilla or Melody, help me out.>have you encounteredYeah and like I said, they were all OVER the place in height. But that's genetics. I changed schools every year though, so I didn't watch any teenagers from age 15 to 18, no. I mean except my friends online, whom I didn't exactly take measurements of, but they seemed to agree they were full grown by 15-16.
>>153474738>>153486647pretties
>>153489511>No, she's Nate's heightWant me to count pixels in that pic? Post a screenshot where he's standing straight? Or will you just >and she's within a couple inches of Robbie. So she's clearly shorter than him, unlike what was stated here >>153488388.Priscilla is Pacifica's mom. Melody is Soos's girlfriend. They're adults, but >>153488281 the average 15-year-old girl is within an inch of full height. Wendy appears to be exactly the height that an average 15-year-old girl would be relative to other characters in the show.>they were all OVER the place in height.And so averages are taken to produce trends like >>153488281. This is publicly available information, tracked by a variety of organizations.
>>153489639oh yeah Melody.uhh are you sure? I guess I don't remember her ever standing next to Wendy, but I definitely imagined her shorter.point is this chart should flatten out a lot more for guys.
>>153489661>uhh are you sure?They've both manned the Mystery Shack register. That's as good as standing side by side.>point is this chart should flatten out a lot more for guys.Post data supporting this conclusion.https://www.who.int/tools/growth-reference-data-for-5to19-years/indicators/height-for-age
>>153489661nigga it's a chart based on actual fucking data what are you saying? do you think it's like a foot or something? it's a bit less than 3 inches of growth on average for someone who's 15.
>>153489778oh yeah I guess that's within the range of plausibility. especially since the average height has gone down so much due to immigration. I don't think I read the lines right, or my head got mixed up by using decimals of a foot, instead of inches.
>>153468776Wendy is so fucking sexy. A total 'sex symbol'. Absolute icon. One could posit she's the toon pin-up girl of the generation and a modern day Betty Boop.Her rural Oregonian working girl vibe just does *everything* for me.
>>153487210This, this discussion is as vacuous as people being shocked and appalled that characters of the same age look different across different shows with different art styles
