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Protagonists’ rivals.
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KIIIIIINNNNGGGGGTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSS
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Looks like it's time for another rape... Any good suggestions on what verse to rape first?
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Cucky Ultraman.
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>one of strange's key wincons was unironically hypnotizing reimu
kekaroo it writes itself
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Goku victims below me.
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>>153470748
CHADhou bros, our bet paid off.
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>>153470764
FPBP
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>W-was it nodiff, Strange?
>No, Reimu. It was low diff.
>*Reimu smiles before dying*
FVARK what a respectful death!
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HypnoLORDS....
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Cucky Reimu.
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>>153470776
AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE
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>>153470748
>GIVE ME SOME FEATS ASURA, THIS IS MULTIVERSAL STATEMENTS WE'RE TALKING ABOUT!
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>>153470776
ZAMN!
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If you ever use cucky, you must state your skin color right after.
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>>153470776
your favorite verse has at least one hypoCHAD, right anon?
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>>153470767
Touhou
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Cucky Touhou.
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If Dr. Strange RAPED and GAPED troonhou this badly, imagine what Dr. Fate would do to them...
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Cucky Peter gets cucked by CHADDY PAVL
>>153470816
Aryan White, with slight Bioluminescence
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Reimu status?
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>>153470834
Hypnotized by BVLLtor Strange.
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Cucky Strange
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>>153470767
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>>153470776
ListTROON must be SALIVATING over this large muscular man with hypnosis powers beating an underage girl!
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What are some high offense/low defense characters that think they can sit at the Brick Table?
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>Even a Beast Youkai, would have lesser regen than an average youkai, was able to regenerate from being completely erased by Flandre Scarlet
>where the advent of AI caused so much Life Information to flow into Gensokyo and the Lunar Capital that it would have destroyed the Lunar Capital
You know I'm starting to think this verse might not be very strong and it's just wanking clear antifeats to be some sort of layering instead
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>WEAKmu
Yawn. Bring in actual strong weeb characters to DB.
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>>153470850
Do you think it'll be enough for that freak to put it in his list
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>>153470865
Pic UNRELATED btw
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>>153470871
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>>153470868
Probably not, it’s a white people character beating a japanese one, shame fap tier I’m afraid.
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>>153470868
He wants Reimu to fight a girl from a puzzle game for whatever reason
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>Strange realizing that if he uses his Outerversal wank against Reimu he would be dooming all the other verses that share Match ups with Touhou
Danny phantom, Wario, Gilgamesh, Soni- no actually I'm fine with you jobbing...
I'm sorry, I can't let down my Verse...
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>>153470813
Yasha’s best feats come from kicking the Brahmastra, dodging Vlitra’s beams and scaling off of fighting pre-awakened Mantra Reactor Asura. He unfortunately doesn’t scale to any of Asura’s endgame stuff.
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>>153470890
Madoka vs knull?
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>the Touhoufags coping about how this means Touhou wins most of its matchup like half of this wank is going to be even remotely considered in non-Comic fights
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Post Umineko not being the delirious fantasies of a retard in a wheelchair.
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>>153470903
I'm pretty sure he doesn't actually like that one
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>>153470882
Little girls after the 10th day straight of Hal's Rape Dungeon
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>>153470900
>Strange unironically pressed the Red button
Holy Kino...
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I only respect planet busters.
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>meanwhile at Death Battle Mansion
>Goku: "Hey uh, anybody see Reimu anywhere?"
>Kratos: "Now that you mention it...ever since Doctor Strange vs her got announced, she's been missing."
>every single contestant goes to Reimu's room and Asura knocks on the door
>Asura: "Reimu? You in there? It's almost time."
>getting no answer, they open the door to see Reimu hanging from a rope.
>Superman: "Oh...so that's where she was."
>Bruce Banner turns and shouts into the hallway.
>"WIZ! BOOMSTICK. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO CANCEL THAT DEATH BATTLE!"
>Spider-Man: "So...what do with the body."
>Thor: "The fair maiden deserves a respectful burial."
>scene cuts to Thor chucking Reimu's corpse into the nearby dumpster
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>t-they'll give every Touhou character 3 layers into outerversal...just like they gave every future Godzilla character the 1-A status...
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>>153470902
VSBW gives him brown dwarf for fighting Gohma Vlitra. They also give Jeanne 1-C. Vasha is unironically better suited for someone like Omni-man or maybe a shonen rival like Sasuke or Hiei.
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>>153470841
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT??????
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>>153470927
K, b, c.
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Who can beat him?
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>>153470841
win immediately revoked. REIMU WON!
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My verse almost got GAPED by AI...
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Who'd win Strange vs Fate if done now?
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>>153470927
KEK!
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>>153470953
Next question.
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>>153470841
>cucked by CWC's ancestor
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>>153470931
>Future Godzilla character
Like...?
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>>153470912
Uh...atleast one of them is a rapist, so rip hal
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>>153470961
Still Dr Fate.
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>>153470900
British Sonic is kino.
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Clea Strange? Going into Reimu's lesbian harem.
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Is your hero an Aquarion Logos victim?
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>>153470961
Fate still probably wins, Strange usually needs trickery to overcome his heavy hitter opponents while Fate just outblasts them
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>>153470961
Fate's arguably become even more legit of a win than before (he no longer needs to fuse with his wife to scale outerversal)
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>strange has to use his strongest abstract level magic to beat reimu at the price of condemning all future touhou opponents to a brutal death and must deal with the consequences
This unironically sounds like the plot of a Doctor Strange comic
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>Touhoutrannies are coping now
Maybe don't fight a comic herald that has 500000000 X infinity niggaversal layers and suggsversal haxs.
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Ok Touhou scholars time to take a deep dive on this one
https://g1-team.com/2026/04/30/death-battle-predictions-doctor-strange-vs-reimu/
I'm milking this bad boy for 10 years at least
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*uses Boundary Manipulation to turn every single Touhou antifeat into actual feats that layer all its hax and dimensional/outerversal layers to still lose anyways*
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>>153470968
SOVLful final boss of old /a/
>>153470989
LITERALLY Who
>>153470953
Gay capeshit.
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HI ANONS READY TO HEAR ABOUT MY STUPIDASS CRACK MATCHUP AGAIN
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WHY ARE YOU GUYS CELEBRATING!?
STRANGE WON!
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>>153470905
Like clockwork.
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>>153471010
Capeshit has been practising the reverse logic antifeat to feat spell before the touhou author was even born.
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>Strange vs Fate
season 1 of Fate Strange/Fake already aired though
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>>153471026
holy fuck is that Bonnie from FNAF?
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>>153471023
not now Xanon we're talking about touhow wow wubbzy
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With this outerversal wank, we can finally beat Jack Fro-uhh, I guess we can beat Dio, as opposed to before? And Sonic...
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What’s next for Touhou’s humiliation arc now that they’ve been BTFO’d by base Doctor Strange?
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>>153471001
Gil still probably has a good shot against Yukari
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>>153471057
>base Doctor Strange
...There's a Super Doctor Strange?
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I'm told in the upcoming DC/Marvel Crossover Fate and Strange fuse and their powers instead of adding or multiplying they Exponent (Strange to the Power of Fate)
and the resulting BEAST they turn into is KINGtos
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>>153471051
>Wubbzy
that's a name I haven't heard in fucking EONS holy shit
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>>153471078
fake rumor, you cannot use math to total to Kingtos because he is beyond all power and calculation
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HOLD ME NOW!
I'M SIX FEET FROM THE EDGE AND I'M THINKING
MAYBE SIX FEET AIN'T SO FAR DOWN!
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>>153470767
Goku's bootyhole is in desperate need of some humbling
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>>153470959
...Simmons
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>>153470948
>VSBW gives him brown dwarf for fighting Gohma Vlitra. They also give Jeanne 1-C
To be fair, DB had Deku fight Miles so I don’t think their matchups hinges on VSBW. I considered Omni-Man but I think it would be better to highlight Yasha being a rival character and foil to the protagonist rather than his familial relations. Sasuke is good, I was also thinking Vergil due to how speed is both his Yasha’s big thing which would make for good fight presentation.
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>>153471023
this is honestly an interesting subject to tackle because like, how the fuck do you scale 2011x? his creator (JoeDoughBoi) has openly stated he would never do it himself because he doesn't want that sort of stuff for X, and half of his powers seem busted up the ass so like, how the fuck do you even scale him at ALL?
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Wow, thank God Gilgamesh and Jack Frost don't have any higher outerversal wanking because it would be really sad if Touhou lost both those matchups after that handy G1 gave Reimu.
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>>153471127
Touhousisters we must rethink our matchups……
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>>153470767
Broly victim is getting feisty again.
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>"I-I AM OUTERVERSAL!!! YOU CAN'T HOPE TO DEFEAT ME!!! I'LL END THIS RIG-"
>*gets one-shot instantly*
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>>153471137
I have a FUN one you folks can tackle..
>>153471114
personally I scale the guy at around a 3-A to a 2-A, seems just about right for him.
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>>153471148
Reimu…
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>>153471111
Yeah honestly I think Conquest vs Augus would be cool as fuck for an Invincible Wrath matchup. Two old warriors, one who lives for battle and loves it while the other who lives for battle and resents it.
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https://youtu.be/sMD7TPpRGVw?t=15
Better Men
Like Warrior-Z
Sun in his eye, now he Lightspeed
He telling me he's a Bovndless Beast
When a Bear almost take his life away

I punch a whole Supernova for fuckin' with me
But he outscale that by choppin a Tree
Just cause im brown says i’m a Jeet
I’m a Monster no longer from today

Better Men
Better, Better, Better, Better Men
Wish to TEACH me
Saar, I don't lie no more
Don't wank to the lore no more
Have mercy /DBG/
Gay Spartan gaped my holes
But he jobs to wall-size Trolls
Have mercy on the Better Men
Better, Better, Better, Better Men
on /DBG/
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>>153471159
Sonic.exe vs Megaman.exe would be kino
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>>153470900
Brit Sonic is fighting Nemesis
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FROM THE TAJ MAHAL
I GLOWER DOWN AT YOU
THE WHOLE WORLD HATES MY KIND
BECAUSE I'M MADE OF POO

I DETECT THAT YOU'RE A STATEMENT BRO
YOUR ARGUMENTS ARE FLAT, THE COOKBOOK KNOWS!

ASISSYRA BROS KEEP TAKING LZZZZZZ
PAJEETS TAKE THEIR JOBS AS WELL

BEHOLD THE STINK!
ANNIHILATING ASURA!
IN A SEA OF FARTS!
WITH INDIANS!
FABRICATE A NEW REALITY!
WHERE I HAVE 1-A FEATS!

SHIT ON THE ROAD
ALONGSIDE COWS AND TRASH!
LISTEN TO KRATOS
TO BE A BETTER MAN!

WITH JUST A PUNCH EACH FORM WENT DOWN
'CAUSE 9 MILLION IS HIS LOWBALL NOW

HAVEN'T YOU LEARN'T YOU HAVE TO LISTEN?
WHEN HE'S CALLED LIGHTSPEED, DON'T TRUST YOUR VISION?!!
HE'S BEYOND MOUNTAINS CAUSE HE IS MY KING
I'M NOT A MONSTER, I'VE HEARD HIS TEACHING

YOU'VE BEEN DOWN THAT ROAD BEFORE
YOU WANT SOME CURRY? HAVE SOME MORE!

BEHOLD THE STINK!
ANNIHILATING ASURA!
IN A SEA OF FARTS!
WITH INDIANS!
FABRICATE A NEW REALITY!
WHERE I HAVE 1-A FEATS!

SHIT ON THE ROAD
ALONGSIDE COWS AND TRASH!
LISTEN TO KRATOS
TO BE A BETTER MAN!

BEHOLD A /DBG/ THREAD IN RUIN!

I'LL KEK THEM ALL
WITH GARBAGE STATEMENTS
NO BEAR
WILL EVER RAPE MY KING!

PLEASE GOOD SAAR
SYMPATHISE WITH MY REIDI
ON-SCREEN
FEATS WILL NEVER WIN!

YGGDRASIL TREE IS INFINITE
HIGHER CALC THAN CHAKRAVARTIN
I'VE NEVER ONCE SMELT REMOTELY GOOD
YOU ARE A MONSTER NO MORE

BEHOLD THE STINK!
ANNIHILATING ASURA!
IN A SEA OF FARTS!
WITH INDIANS!
FABRICATE A NEW REALITY!
WHERE I HAVE 1-A FEATS!

SHIT ON THE ROAD
ALONGSIDE COWS AND TRASH!
LISTEN TO KRATOS
TO BE A BETTER MAN!

SNIFF ME AND YOU ARE GOING DOWN
I HAVEN'T BATHED SINCE I WAS BORN I DON'T KNOW HOW!
BEHOLD THE STINK AND LET ME KNOW
WHO'SE MORE REAL THAN KIIIINGTOOOOOS?!?!?!

BEHOLD THE STINK!
LONG LIVE THE STINK!
BEHOLD THE STINK!
LONG LIVE THE STIIIIINK!
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>>153471023
not a big fan of the kratos agendaposts butttt
X!!!!!!!! BRING ME YOUR MIGHTIEST RAGE MODES!!!!!!!!
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>>153470953
Fate again because they did Strange dirty in that
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>>153471167
>Sun in his eye, now he Lightspeed
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>>153471208
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>>153471208
Kniggles was TEACHING exe
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>>153471023
X would fucking maul them bro this ain't fair...then again I haven't watched the movie.
HUNTR/Xbros, would they decimate 2011x or are THEY the ones getting decimated
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https://youtu.be/8jJZA-O_B78?si=_hbdxBKHIJ3aEYRh
Does Dr. Strange have good music?
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S-shut up, stop laughing at me and my verse...we beat Sonic you know!
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>I-I AM OUTERVER-AAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>153471262
Dame ninja, do you? Wtf is that? Made my ears bleed.
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>>153471266
...only with scaling and statements
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>>153471266
Mega Man...
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>>153471277
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>>153471163
Conquest vs Augus would be great. I also think Augus vs Battle Beast would really highlight just how two warriors who absolutely relishes the thrill of battle would interact.
Too bad Krasura probably scared DB off all other future AW matchups since you also have Chakravartin who would absolutely give a fucking spectacle of a fight.
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>>153471262
This shit is so ass.
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>>153471255
someone who's watched the movie here
looking up 2011x's abilities HUNTR/X have dealt with all of them before but have never dealt with a being that had all of them at once, factoring in rage mode too, this would either be a full sweep on X's part if they aren't prepared or a VERY close loss if HUNTR/X are given time to ready themselves, most likely the former if I'm being honest
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How can Gwen even compete?
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>>153471277
>traveling at the speed of light
>shooting star leaping through the sky
>Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me," yet the song's narrative shows him escaping spiritual capture through the "Bismillah" (in the name of God) intervention, suggesting high resistance to soul manipulation.
>bring down the hammer of the gods
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>>153471333
what's their bodycount (in Dead Babies)
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>>153471326
soooo basicalllyyyy 2011X wins.
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>>153471305
Chakravartin would have one of the coolest fights ever but I can't really think of any good matchups for him. Maybe some variation of a Monkey King character?
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>>153471262
>this is what TROONhoufags think is good music
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>>153470961
There are multiple Dr. Fates. Strongest ones are Eric and Linda Strauss. They’re canonically an incestuous couple (Eric is a 10 y/o boy aged up by Nabu, Linda’s his stepmother). They eventually fall in love in the end because JMD’s a freak

Strange might win simply because of that tho
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>>153471356
Gwen: 0, she can't bear any child with those tranny hips
Eve: 6 million at this point. She can just pop them at will but she decided to use them as nutrients for herself
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SCALE ME TO MY ENTIRE VERSE, GIVE IT MAX INFINITE DIMENSIONAL AND OUTERVERSAL R>F CONCEPTUAL WANK SO I CAN STILL LOSE TO JACK FROST, but like, less pathetically
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>>153471386
God of War Zeus will TEACH him
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>>153471023
looking more into the 2011x lore, WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THIS IS HIS TRUE FORM
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>>153471333
Gwen use to clear. Then someone uppercut her in the chin and flattened it in every timeline and possibility.
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>>153471414
YEP HUNTR/X ARE DEAD
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>the GX dub made 4th wall breaking references and also a character mentioned Plato once
Fvark...I didn't know we had outerversal r>f scaling (VERY VALID AND LEGITIMATE BTW)...
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>>153471418
KINGtos did this because petite chins are a sign of toxic femininity, she must have a masculine chin to show girls can do it too
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>>153471392
>stepcest
Holy YUM! Where can I read this?!?!?
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Please Death Battle, please... make a 3d model of her and make her as fat as possible.
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Y'know, Eve kinda reminds me of another superhero girl I find hotter.
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>>153471409
Zeus is for Deus. Lightning theme and battle of prides.
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>>153471459
>left
ewww fat pig
>right
HUUUUAAAAAAH!? *heart visibly pounds, bowtie spins, eyes pop out*
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>"which I find hotter"
>look up
>It's a child
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>>153471392
Eric and Linda are some of the strongest, they have 1 feat of mindraping Darkseid (by beaming their incestuous feelings into his head it mindbroke him)
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You retards never come up with good matchups.
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>>153471499
they were made in a lab anon, ages are basically non-existent for em due to that
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>>153471500
they were also the Fate in Cosmic Odyssey where they mindrape True Darkseid a 2nd time, so pretty consistent they can just do that.
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>>153471510
Excuse me
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>>153471333
Pathetic
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>>153471510
Nono vs Atreus would be Krasura 2.
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>>153471510
Goku vs Sonic.

We all know we want it.
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>they gave Touhou 5D and uh they mention string theory so maybe totally 10-11D haha
Yeah so throwing out those outerversal stats that's not actually very impressive especially if you don't use "WELL THEY MENTIONED STRING THEORY SO"
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>>153471538
2011x slaughters all 6, sorry
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>Most popular anime in Japan and the West
>Highly successful sequel series
>Most iconic anime character of the 21st century
>Universal scaling
>Actually marries his love interest and has multiple kids
>Actually kisses his wife onscreen unlike a certain retarded space monkey
>MFTL on-screen feats
>Most respected anime in these threads
Yup yup! Looks like Naruto wins this thread!
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>>153471510
Solo Atreus vs Gohan and Jon Kent
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>>153471561
We can talk about string theory in real life, are we outerversal
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>>153471567
Does Atreus have any toon force?
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>>153471564
this is true and factual
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Who wins this?
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>>153471603
Shadoofy.
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>>153471510
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>>153471478
Literally how?
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>>153471561
>reading their r>f arguments of ZUN GAVE A LETTER TO MARISA ONCE and A CHARACTER GAVE AN INTERVIEW TO SOMEONE MAKING A FIGURINE OF HER
Yeah the more I read the more it's becoming readily apparent Touhou is not gettting 1-A by any sort of standard
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>>153471603
Mickey - BEAST
Goofy - BEAST
Donald - ULTRA BEAAAAASSTTT!!!

Team Shitnic - cheerleaders
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>DOGly Battle Royale
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>>153471603
Is it controversial if I think the Disney Trio wins? They are just unkillable and if they get Kingdom Hearts shit itll be even worse for the Sonic Heroes.
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>>153471603
Donald Zettaflare gg ez
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>>153471637
no, they have legit better feats.
Tails hasn't been allowed to do anything since the 2000s, and that was just fighting a mid-level mech.
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>>153471564
the touhou fuckers? yeah, I can believe it.
The Powerpuff Girls? ....X's official creator has literally fucking stated he loses against them.
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Also, pretty sure with the arguments they made in this thread, if applied to Sonic, would mean Touhou now barely eeks out a win against any Sonic variant, especially those r>f arguments ruhmao
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>>153471657
Xsissies...
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>>153471603
Sonic Team needs Comic shit or they get stomped.
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>>153471657
NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>153471657
another win for us puffchads
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>>153471614
This would be a lot better than Hulkzilla.
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>>153471603
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>>153471637
It's controversial to pretend Sonic stands a chance.
https://youtu.be/shvwSBGDmE0?t=275
Donald has nukes as onhand equipment
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>>153471657
guess who ELSE X loses to.
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>>153471603
>Mainline
Left shitstomps with toonforce
>KH vs Pre-Wave Archie
A bit more up in the air but leaning left
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FLION
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When’s the G1 for Thor vs Wonder Woman coming out?
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>>153471765
The Flion does not care for the barks of the Mosquidog.
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>>153471767
when Thor gets her sword removed and his ass stitched back together
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>>153471765
Time for another purge.
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>>153471745
I think both teams being composite makes it more intersting. If its just main stuff right gets shit stomped.
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>>153471738
>can BTFO of Rumi, Mira, and Zoey
>gets BTFO by The Powerpuff Girls and Grug from the goddamn Croods
huh?
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>>153471773
Touhou jobbing is the Lord's justice done unto them for their malicious slander against our Saviour.
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>>153471603
it used to be a meme that no character can beat Donald if he flies into a rage. This remains true
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>>153471782
I mean, loss doesn't rhyme with Grug sooooo
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>>153471782
Getting BTFO'd by girls who can time travel makes perfect sense though.
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>>153471790
Most characters beat Donald because he rages out. He loses to mischievous characters pretty often like Chip and Dale or his nephews. Adventure of Sonic Sonic could have a chance to rage bait Donald into a trap to incapacitated him. Still need to see if Sonic could kill any of these guys im kinda doubting it.
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>>153471816
plus considering all the insane shit the girls have in their arsenal, they could btfo most of our favorite characters
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>>153470748
Free-for-All?
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>>153471603
KH scaling clinches this shit
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>Strange Vs Reimu actually has goof wank
>It releases right as I'm writing a Danny vs Youmu script
FUCK
Some Scholar please share a TLDR, I'll be a while before I can actually read all of it
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>>153471853
Wrong thread, Chuddie
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>>153471565
>Actually marries his love interest
HE.
FUMBLED.
SASUKE.
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>>153471853
are you lost?
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>>153471853
This isn't even the right board.
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>his "hero" can't kill a being with quantum omnipresence, injury nullification, and true immortality
Consider that fraud CHECKED, courtesy of a REAL VAMPIRE.
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>>153471850
Bejita fucking blows up the planet, immediately killing everyone here... except Uryu who haxes his ass
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>>153471603
Team CVCKYnic can't even fight Base Minnie
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>>153471386
>has a form that can chuck planets and stars like ping pong balls, passively suck in galaxies, make stars go supernova just by waving his hand, shoot MFTL+ beams that travel across the universe in mere seconds and can create extremely large celestial bodies on a whim
>has another form that can create webs barriers, BFR/break dimensions with staves, use telekinesis, create Mantra bombs, make floor lasers and waves of Mantra pillars, and throw a bajillion punches in seconds
>has a final form that can warp/erase a dimension just by touching it, make spear-like dark Mantra constructs, floats like a dancer, makes big death balls with just a finger (Frieza style), teleport, can stop time, and likely has some 4th wall manipulation (via QTE copy).
A Chakravartin battle would really need someone good to bounce off of him, regardless of whether they beat him or not. The amount of cool interactions that can happen with him is insane and would need not only a good character with a fair amount of intractable hax as he does, but someone to portray the sense of scale and fight choreography that does the characters and battle justice.
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>>153471603
No matter what Knuckles dies first.
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>>153471935
K-Kratos can do this too!
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>>153471911
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>>153471968
Kratos and Asura vs Tom and Coyote
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>>153471971
>pre-Schrodinger Alucard
Gee, I wonder why they nerfed him...
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>>153471935
sub-Kratos' feat.
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>>153471986
Because it breaks the story
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>>153471940
>likely has some 4th wall manipulation (via QTE copy).
Holy FVARK R>F TRANSCENDENCE?
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>>153471985
Kratos would attack the painting on the wall and actually kill it.
Then Wile would try and break his hand on the rock.
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Gru vs Megamind ending leaked on d*scord
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>>153471993
Can we see Kratos throwing someone to the moon, shattering it instantly?
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>>153471816
I specifically want Blossom to BTFO out of me in a...SPECIAL, way...
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>>153472011
No, only Better Men may see
>>153472004
CANON!
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>>153471986
>But Wiz, what about Schrödinger? With his powers, Al can't die unless he chooses to!

>Wiz: While Schrödinger's quantum immortality makes him impossible to kill normally, it is literally part of the story that Alucard cannot have Schrödinger's abilities and his greater array of powers at the same time, or else he'll no longer exist. We can't give him both Schrödinger and his standard powers without breaking the lore and rules of the character.

>Boomstick: Even if we did, it doesn't really matter. It doesn't help him kill DIO at all, so at best, it'd be a stalemate... until DIO hypnotizes Alucard, asks him about his powers, and forces him to eject Schrödy like the rest of his souls.
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>>153472004
>Demonbane victim
Get this jobber OUT of my GENERAL, IMMEDIATELY!
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I FUCKING LOVE BIG BURLY MAN!!!!!!!!
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>>153472011
In 4K, bitch.
https://youtu.be/dN8To2uOZi8?si=6qTAHBaqG1QZQkum&t=156
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>>153472040
>Atreus has better feats than Kratos
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>>153471918
>Bejita
Sword victim
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>>153472040
FVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVCK
Asura can't shoot down the sun. He'd say some shitty excuse like "the Sun isn't in the sky it's in space", because he doesn't have illogical strength like God of HOPE
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>>153472054
Kratos scales to that in double.
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>>153471918
Uryu is a Tenshinhan victim.
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>>153472057
You know who else is a sword victim?
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>>153472073
Your...dad?
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>>153472014
Favorite character?
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>>153472019
>Alucard can't use his army if we give him the Schrodinger form
Alucard has inherent vampiric powers, without a need for absorptions. He'd only be missing out on his summons, like the Black Hound, Dandyman, the zombie army, etc. He mostly used the named summons for theatrics. The army is the only one with an actual function, which is just slaughtering a huge number of weaklings if they're spread out in a large area.
Why would he use his army in a 1v1? The zombies would be fodder to Dio.
>muh hypnosis
Would Dio's hypnosis work on Alucard? Alucard has hypnosis, too. I don't know much about JoJo shit, but the discussions I've seen seem to indicate that hypnosis is the only possibility for Dio to defeat post-Schrodinger Alucard (nothing in Dio's arsenal can nullify Alucard's immortality or omnipresence hax).
Outside of that, it'd be a stalemate at BEST for Dio. Alucard doesn't have Dio's weakness to the sun, and I'm sure Dio's regeneration will get fucked by Alucard's guns.
The fact of the matter is that they gimped Alucard, and gave a half-assed explanation in an attempt to justify it. It was clearly a deliberate decision. They even acknowledge that it'd likely be a stalemate, which is a better result for Alucard, so this clearly means they picked a version of Alucard which would have a worse matchup against Dio.
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>>153472073
Goku's whore of a mom
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>unironic Alucardfag
Unc....Hellsing ended a long time ago.
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What would your hero do if they were in Auschwitz?
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>>153472117
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9zkQbb7tX6o&pp=ygUQQWx1Y2FyZCB2cyBzYW11cw%3D%3D
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I only watched Hellsing Abridged but even I know that Dio using a hypnosis ability he used once in part 1 is silly. Part 1 Dio vs Alucard is a better fight because timestop or stands don't matter for Dio's arsenal, and it's silly for Dio to get Part 1 shit just because he literally did his equivalent of drugs and said he was stronger than ever before losing embarassingly. Part 1 Dio might even win via flashfreezing Alucard enough to keep him alive but immobile. Actually, could Alucard be zombified by Dio?
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>>153472119
The Minions are immune to Typhoid, but they can help cook the books above 20,000
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The only thing i know about Hellsing is that Seras and Integra are hot
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>>153472140
Who wins this? I dont really know abiut either of these characters peaks. Feel like Alucard probably has some undeadbullshit Samus cant counter.
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>>153472119
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e32_ENYdV_I
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>>153472140
>>153472167
Alucard stomps, hard. Castlevania's wank is too much.
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>>153471603
Sonic RAPES and GAPES.
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>>153472094
...if you're saying she's mine, yes.
if you're ASKING what's mine, ...take a fucking guess
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>>153472119
Made the trains move faster
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>>153471333
What would boomstick and wiz say about eve having an abortion?
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>>153472217
Mark's kids both had their powers from birth so scaled to killing viltrumites
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>>153472183
Multiversal paintings
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>>153471863
>infinite universal corridor creation
>ultragorillionversal infinite speed Heaven busting
>5D Sanzu River
>outside world is considered outer so anything that affects it is considered that as well, therefore: outerversal dreams, outerversal mist, outerversal incident stone that can replicate the mist
>some shit about quantum worlds and collective unconscious that I didn't bother reading
Yeah I think no one would actually entertain this shit if she weren't fighting a comic book character
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>>153472217
>IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!
>While Eve's unborn child tried their hardest, they just couldn't beat the old hanger!
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>>153472148
Unlikely. Alucard is a weird mass of blood or shadows when he regens uses some of his powers or summons Baskerville
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>>153472238
Wasn't it Mark's kid? Surely, it'd be hanger+ tier...
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>>153472232
Don't forget the
>multiple layers into conceptual manipulation with muh boundaries into muh names into muh nameless for a "5-Dimensional/3 R>F Outerversal/5-Layered Conceptual Manipulation REIMUTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS"
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Momoko vs that stupid fucking ladybug girl from that fr*nch cartoon, who wins
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>>153472119
"Why are we spraying expensive Delouser behind wooden doors on these Ghetto people, if you wanted to kill them can't you just shoot them and use the Delouser for Lice-based diseases like Typhoid which our men are also suffering from? And I was informed that building was an oven, why does it have no chimney? Is...is that a SWIMMING POOL?"
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Hmm, you may have destroyed an infinite amount of multiverses and several infinite dimensional layers of said multiverse all onscreen, but I mentioned the author once, giving me one layer of r>f transcendence making me the stronger character
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>>153472264
Momoko dies if they use max interpretation Ladybug
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>>153472293
I mean, Ladybug is of French origin, they'd likely surrender before Momoko even lands a singular punch
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>>153472119
Take part in the various fun freetime activities. Probably take a nice long swim in the community pool, ride the roller coaster, watch a movie in the in-house theater, maybe shoot some hoops with the other resort guests and fill his plate at the all-you-can-eat buffet. No matter what, he's gonna have a great time.
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>>153472287
KEKpool...
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>Transcends his fiction and beats up his creator
Explain why he isn't outerversal without sounding mad.
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>>153471103
The facts are against the Hulksissies.
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>>153472119
Singlehandedly power the BRVTAL Masturbation Machine (there was no machine, just him.)
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>Fleetway Sonic pretty handily beats Kasen if you give them the same standards for outerversal wank G1 gave Reimu
lol nice monkey paw bro
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>>153472317
Because his creator wasn't actually beaten up by him IRL. He's a fraud.
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>>153472000
Who knows…
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>>153472301
kek
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>>153472333
Nope, keknic loses
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>>153472342
He looks pretty real to me.
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>>153472301
>Momoko slightly coughs on Marinette
"PLEASE SPARE ME I HAVE A LOVING FAMILY I WILL NEVER CROSS YOUR PATH EVER AGAIN AS LONG AS I LIVE I SWEAR"
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>>153472387
FVVVVVVVVVVVVVVCK
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>>153472333
Explain
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>>153472387
YIKES! Is that a... F-F-Feat?!?!? Wallahi I better skedaddle outta here and wait for things to cool off otherwise me and my HERO are FINISHED!!!
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>>153472449
Warrior-Z...
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>>153472387
>he beat up a fat, retarded faggot
Kratosbros... we're FUCKED...
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>>153472442
Fleetway also has R>F shit, lots of it, and much more clearly than Touhou
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Scion obliterates yhwach btw
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>>153472402
this is based and accurate
minus the part where Momoko strangles her to death using her Yo-Yo
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>>153472485
Kratos did that too when he murdered David Jaffe
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>>153472498
Demonbane obliterates both btw.
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>Scion
>Sonic
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>>153472449
Warrior-Z...
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>>153472529
Who?
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>This can most clearly be seen in Bohemian Archive in Japanese Red, where Aya presents an in-universe column of music comments on songs from the games themselves (noting that they are strangely familiar) written by the head priest of the Hakurei Shrine, additionally telling the reader not to overthink their true identity. Of course, the head priest of the Hakurei Shrine is none other than ZUN himself. This is surprisingly consistent, as he once gave a letter to Marisa Kirisame during one of his “trips” into Gensokyo. In the afterword of The Grimoire of Usami, ZUN claims to have intended to write a story about a simple fireworks show, but that the denizens of Gensokyo “weren’t going to let that happen”. His music has even been played at in-universe concerts (purportedly composed by a band of humans from the Outside World), and Hieda no Akyuu owns a collection of soundtracks from the PC-98 games.

>This is not limited to just ZUN, however; Official publications have claimed that Touhou as a series is viewed in the Outside World in much the same way we view it – As games and manga. The other people who’ve worked on Touhou in the past are not exempt from this, as Kosuzu Motoori once held an interview with the person making an out-of-universe figurine of her. And, just to prove that this isn’t some non-canon advertisement, she outright shows off the very same merchandise being advertised in that interview in a chapter of Forbidden Scrollery, claiming it came from the Outside World.
OUTERVERSAL MAGAZINES
OUTERVERSAL INTERVIEWS
OUTERVERSAL MUSIC REVIEWS
OUTERVERSAL ADVERTISEMENTS
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>>153472522
>Off-screen
>Jaffe is still alive to say Kratos gets RAPED and GAPED by SpiderGOD
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>Even more fundamental things, such as actual information, can end up passing into Gensokyo, as the advent of AI resulted in so much information being debased and believed to be fiction rather than truth, that it flooded into Gensokyo en masse
>This is notable, as it would be a direct comparison to the Incident of Fossilized Wonders, where the advent of AI caused so much Life Information (which is directly stated to be Impurity) to flow into Gensokyo and the Lunar Capital, that it would have destroyed the Lunar Capital and completely sullied its impurity
OUTERVERSAL AI PORN
EVERY AI-GENERATED IMAGE OF STRANGE RAPING REIMU OUTERVERSALLY RAPES THE TOUHOU COSMOLOGY FVAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRKKKKK!
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>>153472572
Welcome to /dbg/! Enjoy your stay.
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>>153471940
Maybe the Eternal Dragon of Time (AQW)? He's another creator god, though he would rather sacrifice himself rather than the people he rules over.
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Post feats that Kratos could NEVER.
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>>153472596
>pathetic cucky peter photoshop that is never said anywhere on any video
But you know what IS CANON and ACTUALLY HAPPENED?
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>>153472333
Canon.
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>>153472654
Kratos did that x9 Million.
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I like how Sonic just won. There's no one who beats him it's insane.
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>no limits fallacy
Name the character.
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>>153472709
Kratos
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>>153472688
Is what Sonic told himself to cope after Mario publically beat him in front of all his paid “friends”
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>no limits truths
Yep that's Sonic.
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>>153472714
We said fallacy not no limits reality
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>>153472688
Didn't he job to Infinite at the start of the game?
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>>153472714
It's not a fallacy though? KINGtos has no limits to his BOUNDLESS power.
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>>153472287
All R>F arguments are like this
All of them. I haven't seen a single R>F argument that didn't read like a Shitpost
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Don’t make me post ROCKtos…
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>Yugioh once had Grapha (the character) narrate the events in a blog of real world YCS events
HOLY FVARK 1-A OUTERVERSAL BEAST!
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>>153472740
>BOUNDLESS rock that KINGtos tanked
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>>153472743
We accept this because Yugioh is a strong verse so this is consistent
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Don’t make me post GOBLINtos…
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>>153472755
>BOUNDLESS goblin that gapes your verse
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Everyone posted in this thread have sub wall level feats
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Don’t make me post BEARtos…
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>>153472333
Anon... That already happened, twice, Kasen won both times and Fleetway Sonic got Low Multiversal shit scaling from Eggman and he even got some Game wank because apparently (I Have no idea how legit this is) Bong Sonic is meant to be the same fucker from the games or something.
In the end Kasen can end the fight at any moment by sending Sonic's soul to Nirvana and Sonic's best wincon is using the Reality warping powers he gets from scaling to Eggman, but since in Canon he never uses that it's unlikely he would have the experience to use those effectively to instantly win the same way Kasen can.
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>>153472781
>BOUNDLESS bear that also gapes your verse
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>>153472752
*mentions string theory*
*created the OCG card game world but also exists within a card*
HOLY FVARK OUTERVERSAL R>F LAYERS FROM 11-DIMENSIONAL LAYERS I'M OUTERVERSING THE FVARK OFF!
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Don’t make me post SLEDtos…
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>>153472790
>made me forget to post the image
FVARK ANOTHER OUTERVERSAL R>F TRANSCENDING FEAT
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>>153472802
>imeasurable speed sled
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>>153470748
Using feats is such an antiquated way of scaling.
We should let go of such ancient traditions and move on to a future world where we rely on statements only.
Scaling using statements only makes more sense anyway when you think about it.
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Don’t make me post HUMANBANDITStos…
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>>153472602
>literally like half of touhou cosmology has strokes because of AI images
This might be worse than DC outerversal atoms, and universes that weirdly look like planets, and are in a perfect replica of space, or bleach galactic hills and universal town, or the star sized OP planet, or sonic multiversal boat, rocks and water guns. At the very least those shit had something supernatural to them to varying degrees, they were just wanked to absurd degrees, not literal anti feats of universes stability used as a fucking feat.
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>>153472583
JORGE JOESTAR DIO! COME HERE! KNEEL AND PRAY TO YOUR NEW GODDESS BEFORE SHE SOLOS YOUR WHOLE VERSE!
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Don't make me post BEARtos...
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>>153472817
I like the way Snrub thinks!
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>>153472583
So does this mean WOH Dio loses?
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Kratos winning was healthier for Powerscaling as a whole.
There's more than one way to powerscale, but Asuratards represent the feat purist view that won't accept anything but on screen feats and will screech and moan. If we indulge these people too much the Powerscaling landscape would change to one that only favors AAA slop with big Explosions and space themes.

Kratos however represents the more flexible approach to Powerscaling, You can be strong without big Kabooms and flashy shit. This enables a greater variety of verses to stand a chance against big budget productions in the Powerscaling landscape, or in the case of GoW more variety of narratives to face simplistic braindead featspam verses that only exists for the sake of Powerscaling (like Asura's Wrath)

That's why /dbg/ seethes so much about Kratos, this place is full of Dragon Ball, DC, and Marvel fans, 3 verses with almost infinite money behind them. Allowing their productions to showcase big feats at the expense of their poor narrative.
Thanks to Kratos we can have more esoteric and out there power systems because DB made their stance clear: A single "this guy can destroy the universe" statement has the same value as 30 minutes of an angry guy screaming and destroying stars in a flashy animation.
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>>153472817
>I like the way Sotark thinks!
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I mentioned God, Plato, String Theory and Infinity once. I also once used the term "Out of Bounds". I took a step in a white or black space (timeframe uncertain).
My stats?
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>>153472848
Going by that deranged wank, you can pull some retarded LOTR level wank and make the passion omnipotent because he is god.
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Say it.
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>>153472863
kek
based
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>>153472867
Sub-Demonbane in every category.
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>>153472848
WOH DIO loses without this, but you could use this shit to claim Sakuya beats Composite DIO (who's the same as WOH but with the Schizo Meta novel included)
Basically Sakuya unironically no diffs DIO's Beyond and this happens explicitly because said power brings r>f stuff into the debate
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>>153472848
Pretty sure Dio gets higher R>F shit if you give him the same level of R>F scrutiny they gave Touhou
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>>153472867
...I also die to goblins, bears, human bandits and rocks btw if that matters.
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>>153472873
H-He's slow!
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>>153472873
The flash would NEVER be able to reach that door
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>>153472785
Kill yourself Kirbonic Pikmin
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Kirbonic...stop...Reimu already got GAPED...
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How high does Final Fantasy scale at its peak? Can it match Marvel & DC? I read that Cloud of Darkness "transcends all concepts" one time.
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>Demonbane summons an infinite number of stronger Kratoses against Kratos
Response?
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>>153472785
Depends on if they give Fleetway access to those books, since they align with the canknocity of the Fleetway comics

Fucking TAILS outruns the Big Bang in them (alongside Sonic).
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OG Blossom Vs Hyper Blossom VS Reboot Blossom VS CW Blossom, who wins.
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They really did just make R>F transcending layers for people that thought dimensionscaling was a little too reasonable
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>>153472931
the 3 kill CW Blossom and then have sex together, that's what happens anon.
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>>153472873
>Waddles menacingly at Massively Faster Than Light speed
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This guy right here solos your entire verse
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>>153472899
Don't shoot the messenger man, that anon claimed that Bongnic wins with the same benefit of the doubt G1 gave Touhou and I'm just pointing out that they already gave sonic said benefit (twice) and it didn't work in his favor at all.
If anything Britnic has a better chance at winning in Death Battle because they are weird with the wank they accept and what they don't accept, and since they don't give half a shit about experience him scaling to Eggman means the guy can grow to planetary sizes and turn Kasen into sashimi if he wants to
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FFFUUUAAARRRKKKK!!!!
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>>153472947
TRUTH NVKE
POWERPUFF SELFCEST BABYYYYYY
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>>153472948
He would waddle over and steamroll the suggsverse
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>>153472957
Kneel.
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>>153472955
Who the fuck is that above Broly
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>>153472851
As the original poster of this pasta I find offensive how you removed the interracial sex from it
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>>153472920
Kratos has fought multiple clones of himself before. Kratos won.
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>>153472981
>le incomprehensible soitos
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>>153472983
Evil Rape man
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>>153472981
HOLY FVVVVAAAAARRRRKKK
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>>153472983
Someone above Bitchly.
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>>153472955
Why does he have tits
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>>153472955
Why would any Sonic character fight Arc? There is no connection.
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>>153473013
All his losing MUs decided to feminize him
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>>153473013
Hedgehog milk
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>>153472921
which books do you mean? I’ve never heard of that before.
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>>153472983
Edgy Carnage from Marvel
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>KINGtos causing xlitty leakage
Looks like it's a day ending in Y
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>>153472920
Ares did this in GOW1. Kratos won.
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>>153472955
Fleetway Sonic vs Broly would be so fucking funny for a waiting period
It would also be a boring free win for Broly but still
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>>153472955
Holy FUARK that image features TITANS of TREMENDOUS POPULARITY who are RENOWN WORLDWIDE such as Broly, and...
uuuhhh...
well i mean, obviously other than Broly i recognize... uuuhhhh...
mmmhhhh...
yeah, Broly is cool.
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The Matchup?
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>>153473044
Asura vs Kratos
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I like big fat titties.
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>>153472851
>Kratos winning was healthier for Powerscaling as a whole.
You mean the guy who won by chainscaling to literal fanfiction and lies? THAT’S healthy for powerscaling? That’s healthy over the guy who did and scaled to everything DB put him at? Let’s see Kratos…
>he overpowered Atlas!
Never did that. Nearly crushed between the Titan’s finger before he barely managed to talk the Titan out of it.
>he overpowered Cronos!
Cronos was a chained-up, out of his prime retard who couldn’t chew before swallowing.
>he blocked Helios’ light making him MFTL
The same light that hit him first from the same guy he shot down with a ballista and got crippled by a Titan.
>he scaled to Freyr and Ragnarok’s explosion
Kratos and his crew left Freyr to die because Freyr could only hold back Ragnarok for a minute at most with his magic sword using telekinesis that Kratos doesn’t have.
Now let’s see Asura…
>destroyed planets and stars onscreen
>directly beat and overpowered a healthy and prime Chakravartin (in his base form no less)
>scaled much higher than a multi-universal explosion from one of Chakravartin’s weaker form/constructs
>casually tanked and dodged multiple MFTL planet-busting beams that traveled across the universe in seconds
So tell me again why Kratos would be healthy for powerscaling when him winning would mean your average joe could be universal because “even though we’ve never SEEN him do it, doesn’t mean he couldn’t!” despite not having a single cosmic feat.
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>>153473044
Unironically Stroheim vs the anti nazi robot from that one show.
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>>153473043
Magneto, Sonic, and Reverse Flash ain't no literal whos
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>>153473056
>Heterosexuality
gentle FUCKING men...
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>>153473044
Reimu vs Strange.
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>>153473058
>yao yap bla bla dribble dribble dribble
Cope. You LOST, son. Be Better
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Why's Britnic dodging his true Brit opponent
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>>153473065
>[who], [whomst], and [whomst'd've] ain't no literal whos
??????
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>>153473044
Cucky Saitama v Popeye the Trans-Woman
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>>153473093
Doesn't Britnic literally just win that
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>>153473089
this image features IRREFUTABLE PROOF regarding Kratos' speed
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>>153473093
just humiliating Trannyhou on the side
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>>153473108
Kratos ROARED at the Fates that means he scales to their Lorespeed
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>>153473013
They don't call him FAGnic the ANALSEXhog for nothing
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I roared at my greatest enemy today and she put me in detention for the rest of semester
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>>153473044
CHUDSday vs CSPgator
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https://voca.ro/1aIOUdnWFm0f
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>Omni-Man tries to conquer Toriko world
>gets fucking eaten the moment he enters atmosphere by the Snake King
viltrumuttbros...
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>was expecting the touhou wank to be some shit like "this character transcended infinite dimensions and concepts and then went beyond abstract ideologies and logical frameworks" in some random gacha game description for some low tier shitter
>unironically ended up being the laziest and shittiest R>F shit in all of existence, literally on the level of claiming Scruff McGruff is outerversal because he talks to the camera
>the touhou character still lost badly and Strange wasn't even using a tenth of the marvelwank from the doom vs vecna blog
Genuinely a disappointment
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>KRATOS KRATOS KRATOS
>SAITAMA SAITAMA SAITAMA
>REIMU REIMU REIMU
>SONIC SONIC SONIC
>OMNIMAN OMNIMAN OMNIMAN
QUIET DOWN PUPS!! YOUR GODKING IS BUSY WITH RAPING!!!
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>>153473128
This CAN'T be! Teachers MUST be patient with neurodivergent students!
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>>153473044
Goku vs Superman (Round 4)
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>>153473089
>MAD-Z
Be better and learn to debate or else you’ll have to cry on MY shoulders.
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>kills Thragg, in your path
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>>153472918
All I know is that Sephiorth is multiversal
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>>153473201
>Yor
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Who's better?
I don't mean who's stronger or more powerful by the way, I mean who's better at grooming between the two of them.
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As a Reimu fan, it makes me happy to know that AI Art canonically RAPES and GAPES her verse. Because AI artists pumping Touhou's tight oily delicious little 5-D cosmology full of their AI Porn of Reimu's tight oily delicious little hole getting filled with hot sticky cum sweet poorly generated cum until it's red sticky and swollen shut until it's annihilated on the floating dream>nameless>name>conceptual and informational level will give Reimu more OUTERVERSAL R>F LAYERS to scale to X3
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>>153473064
Stroheim has FTL wank and building level...With potential mountain and 1500X ftl (hey, we got outerversal touhou because AI was atomizing the cosmology...Somehow). So I think he wins going by DB to say the least, very generous givings.
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Don’t make me ROAR. You won’t like me when I ROAR…
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>>153473290
Katy perry...
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>>153472918
Yes, Final Fantasy can very easily get to outerversal muh concept information shit, though it does require Dissidia for the full breadth of scaling
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>>153473143
Hysterical that Vecna has shit about Divine Hierarchies and infinite dimensional cosmologies and transcending layers above that and then Reimu is just "I had an interview with ZUN once"
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>>153473297
What verse can't be wanked to be suggsversal+++ with ultra supra mega hyper hierarchies based on some shitter hyping himself up, or the narrator describing a place that takes kyle level chainscaling to scale to literally anyone, these days. At the very least FF has good feats so it is above fucking touhou.
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>>153473143
They upgraded the Dream world scaling and Strange was genuinely pressed and only had like 2 wincons against Reimu
What the fuck are you talking about
Also all r>f is made up bullshit, at least this one is literally something you can find in canon books (same level of BS as Simon) instead of literal fanfiction
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Why didn't Reimu just use her Boundary Manipulation to make herself Boundless instead of making her verse jobbing to AI porn UPSCALE the verse? Is she stupid?
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>>153473238
they both groomed a smell, unwashed NEET into a potentially world ending threat, but Makima has powers to control people, while AFO did it through words and pretending to care for him like some sort of grandfatherly figure
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Rex is so lucky...
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>>153473315
based Vecna
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>>153473238
Makima, in absolutely everything, it's not even funny.
If I were retarded like the Rezefags I would argue Makima wins but I know he would Chainscale to his whole verse and wipe CSM
Still AFO is a disgrace for all the Villains in manga as a whole, he deserves nothing but mockery
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>>153473324
To be fair to Final Fantasy it's literally an RPG series where you kill some universe/planet destroying magic god in every game and they're all heavily steeped in real world theology and iconography which is where outerversal autism comes from. It'd be weirder if it wasn't outerversal.
Something like Legend of Zelda for instance isn't going to reach that kind of high (though the recent blog with Sauron put it at like, 5D infinite multiversal). With the arguments G1 was using for Touhou who knows.
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>>153473341
Reimu doesn't have Boundary Manipulation, that's Yukari's ability
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>>153473372
Most people here don't know shit about Touhou, it shows because they think the destruction of the Lunar Capital means actual physical destruction and that somehow that affects the cosmology.
It reminds me how Listroon supports Reimu vs Arle despite not even being able to differentiate between Okuu and Reimu
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>>153473238
AFO has smaller grooming bursts but he absolutely lives up to it.
Shigaraki's entire existence was one very long grooming stunt.
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>>153473340
Vecna Blog had him at Infinite Dimensional Infinite Multiversal and then multiple layers of Outerversal through actual transcending cosmologies.
Reimu on the other hand was "5D, maybe but probably not 10-11D through muh String Theory" and given outerversal wank through "muh interview/music review/letter/ai porn r>f transcending" which they proceeded to wank even more by applying 2-3 dimensional layers as outerversal layers along with conceptual manipulation layer wanking solely so they could go "Well Base Strange has to tap into the In-Betweener's power first before he oneshots Reimu! He's also infinitely stronger, smarter and could effortlessly figure out Reimu's entire power and moveset while infinitely outranging her. But uhhhh if you really wank boundary manipulation she might have a wincon if she could (she won't) get close."
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he'd decimate everyone with the surfing feat
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>>153473238
Makima met Denji at 16, died on his 17th birthday, never actually managed to make him do anything evil. Only called a groomer thanks to an unfulfilled promise of sex (legal age)
AFO’s grooming powers are so busted he talking to Shiggy’s dad ONCE while disguised as a total stranger and somehow convinced him to start beating the shit out of Shiggy everyday from then on. Groomed the Dad and the Son.
In fact AFO set his sights on Shiggy’s older sister first before Shiggy was born but deemed her unworthy as she was already too old to groom, implying he somehow groomed Shiggy into conception by manipulating his Parents to have another child.
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>>153473368
Makima used the simplest form of grooming imaginable, using the fact that she was a woman to groom a horny, smelly homeless teenager.
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>>153473423
>Vecna Blog had him at Infinite Dimensional Infinite Multiversal and then multiple layers of Outerversal through actual transcending cosmologies.
How does this compare to Mannimarco and Elder Scrolls wank
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>>153473238
As a MHAfag I wish nothing but humiliation to AFO
I know some people here hate AFO vs Giovanni so I propose this alternative, I'm sure Marvelfags would love to take revenge for Miles.
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>>153473423
Oh and how could I forget
>uhh even VSBW finds these r>f arguments retarded but uhhhhhh shut up totally counts
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>>153473448
Ah, like Princess Bubblegum?
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>>153473462
>grooms Finn
>dumps his ass to the curb for some vampiric pussy
based?
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>>153473454
It's pretty similar iirc but there needs to be a new major blog done on Elder Scrolls, the last one "only" got up to like infinite multiversal
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>>153473410
Well, then show us.
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>>153473440
>>153473448
Makima ruined Denji's life to the point he became an absolute wreck of a human being and ultimately ended up resetting the whole universe
AFO turned Shigaraki into a puppet just for him to end up doing absolutely anything of value because he got turned into Microplastics the second he got the new body he wanted from the start
Granted Makima's plan wasn't fulfilled either but in retrospective her actions ended up with far greater ramifications.
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>>153473486
Show you what?
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>>153473487
Makima didn’t do that Pochita did. Everything in Shart Poo as well
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>>153473487
I mean, if Shigaraki had managed to kill Deku and take OFA the world was fucked. Even the #1 of America with her busted ass quirk wasn't more than a road bump against Shiggy.
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>>153473454
It's very close, Oblivion gets an infinite dimensional statement and Mundus is a multiverse and from there it gets up to all kind of transcending bullshit and realms, similar to the Outer Planes and Multiverse for DnD
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>>153473498
The scan showing that the touhou cosmology wasn't sent to extensive care because of the 3x outerversal brahmins porn generator 2000.
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>>153473508
Only cause Shiggy did the bullshit “I don’t identify by those pronouns”
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>>153473461
if even Vs "6-D Kratos and outerversal regular guns" Battle Wiki thinks it's wank then it's probably even worse then normal wank
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HypnoCHADS, how are we feeling?
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>>153473501
Read the post again, slowly.
Denji being such a fucked up Human being was a consequence of Makima fucking him up, this isn't even a headcanon. The first time Denji meets Fumiko he is unable to refuse her request because Deep down he is still subservient to women and desperate for female approval.
As shitty as the ending is, at least we can see that without Makima ruining Denji's life he can at least grow up to become someone who's somewhat functional (he didn't act like a horny dog in front of Asa and for the looks of it he is decently professional as a devil hunter)
Basically without Denji being scum in part 2 there's no world reset
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>>153473527
Still, the point is, Star seems like besides Deku, she was THE strongest hero in the world at that time. Her death is what caused other countries who were considering sending help to not send that help.
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>>153473537
He was subservient to women when he met Makima, she didn’t change that.
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>>153473523
The lunar Capital is just a place in the other side of the moon, it isn't even infinite or anything fancy.
And it's destruction wasn't a physical thing, AI wasn't going to blow it up.
The people of the Moon are obsessed with purity to the point absolutely nothing changes in there, not even life or death, but (as far as I remember from the plot of th20) they had some kind of pyramid in gensokyo processing data and that got infected with AI and started sending it to the lunar capital, the impurity of said Data is what would end up destroying it.
I wish it did because I'm sick and tired of the moonies and their bullshit
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>Tier: Low-Complex Multiversal (5-D, cosmology is stated to be a brane world), potentially High-Complex Multiversal (11-D, String Theory was mentioned once) | Outerversal (2 R>F Layers, AI Art from the real world flooded the world and was going to destroy it. Had an interview advertisement and music review with the creators once.
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>>153472920
Demonbane would win because he would just summon himself from a future where he already defeated Kratos
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>>153473547
Denji from the ending isn't a horny dog who only thinks about sex so at the very least that's not something ingrained in his nature.
Makima exacerbated that part of his personality to the point he still loved her despite all the shit she did to him
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DND's cosmology is a BIG WHEEL
wheelCHADS always WIN
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>>153473601
Thank Power for that. All Makima ever did to exacerbate that part was invite him on a date he didn’t even like.
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Who would be a good matchup for Larloch?
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>>153473512
>>153473604
Ninja Murasaki would destroy both of these at the same time with a sneeze btw.
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>posting an actual GAPED victim
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>>153473641
Isn't this the guy who had a little boy shove his rod up his ass?
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>>153473143
It’s funny that they repeat the Kyle vs Simon hedging again, from the blog
>While Marvel’s entire, full cosmology obviously gets far larger than Touhou’s entire cosmology, where Strange scales to at a base level within Marvel’s cosmology presents a very close comparison to Touhou’s cosmos!
Very similar to the “actually DC’s cosmology is bigger but it doesn’t matter since Kyle doesn’t scale that high into it” while the next instant scaling Kyle to the setting’s god-tier (Kirby’s Source). And here they’re scaling Strange to the Nexus, which similarly has an infinite-hierarchy of bullshit just layered on top of the stuff they lazily listed.
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>check the VSBW DB thread
>they don't even buy the 5-D Brane cosmology shit
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>>153473623
Oh and you know... Promising him a physical relationship so he would stick to her side. And give him a whole new life and a new family (Power included), and a new job, just to make him Kill Aki and show up when he's in a vulnerable state to make him completely subservient to her.
Small details
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>>153473641
dragonballbro...
don't pick a fight with DNDCHADS.
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>>153473665
Erm actually their argument was that Simon would eventually surpass Kyle dimensionally given enough, and that Kyle's AP doesn't scale to the Life Equation/Source especially given his lack of fucking feats even with the thing
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>>153473674
None of that’s making him subservient to women. Killing Aki then rubbing it in his face that he’s a bad person then killing Power in the same scene is just making him sad so he’ll lose Pochita. He tries to kill her immediately after that.
He was already subservient to women at the start.
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Is the DIOfag seething over Touhou's Reality stuff?
I quite literally told you Touhou's narrative sees the outside world as our real world and these two sometimes interact with each other.
Chimata's powers affect the real life Comiket and Reitaisai, Sakuya beats Chimata in Touhou 18
Do the math
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Lobo? RAPES and GAPES Thragg.
Bueno Excellente? RAPES and GAPES Lobo.
Therefore, Bueno Excellente, would RAPE and GAPE Thragg too.
He would TEACH Thragg the value of earthly LOVE.
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>>153473665
>actually DC’s cosmology is bigger but it doesn’t matter since Kyle doesn’t scale that high into it
He got scaled to THE SOURCE, you can wank the DC higher, but it inherently 99% of the time also wank the source to be atleast in the top 10th top dawgs.
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>are you making fun of my completely retarded wank to make an obvious stomp match seem even remotely close? You must be my opponent!
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>>153473702
Who's that in the middle?
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>>153473710
da JOKER BABEH
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Also, DB's argument literally remarked that Kyle never actually mastered or could actually properly control the LE (save for an alternate future in which it was resisted by willpower) and that it would have "more than evened the odds"
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>>153473685
>Also just to clarify, we are not scaling Kyle or a crap ton of DC’s cosmic heavyweights full scale to The Source/Overmind/Presence/God. Just the immediate part outside the DC Multiverse in the Greater Omniverse, as obviously there is more we haven’t discussed regarding the fullscope of the divine. The language used was mostly in part that DC straight uses The Source or Overvoid or The Light when talking about the space immediately outside the cosmos.

Nigga they went “Kyle scales to the Source since he’s above Darkseid’s father who was going to put a hole in it” and then went and said “actually he doesn’t scale to it” because they wanted to hedge and not say that Simon mogs the entirety of DC (they basically said that though)

Same thing as scaling Strange to the Nexus (literal peak of the cosmology) and then going back and saying it’s equal to some random AI porn bullshit from 2hu but it’s alright because oops the “full scale” is actually larger (don’t get angry chuds we’re not saying capeshit is totally outmatched!!!)
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>>153473723
Would it had? They were both baseline suggsversal, but they spent half of the post fight explanation fellating Simon bs adaptive power, you do the math. I always just saw it as wiz making some damage control, like how he goes "oh yeah, experience would had more than even the odds against someone 10000x stronger and that has 98% all all fiction haxes, if character B didn't dealt with similar situations every day!".
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>Touhou downplayer meltdown
Even when they win they still feel the need to seethe
This blog was a gold mine
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>>153473737
More or less, they even had one person get wanked to places where he/she doesn't scale, only for it to not matter at all.
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I remember playing Dr.Strange in Marvel vs Capcom because the way he always screamed "AYYYYY OF AGGAMATTO!" was extremely funny to me for some reason
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That Touhoufag has got to be our funniest jester. Are you also the guy who has to post guidebook statements to get star level or whatever or do we have multiple Touhoujesters?
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>>153473737
The Nexus isn't the full scale of the cosmology though?
There's still the "Outside" shit like the House of Ideas/TOAA level stuff
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>>153473596
True. Kratos is WEAK. I only respect GODMONBANE, because he's a Stronger Man.
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Holy fuark..Sonic has more legit dimensional scaling (as legit as that shit can be anyways) than touhou!
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>>153473809
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Strongest grooming feat of all time I nominate Jormungand
>kill his family
>kill some random kids he’s friends with
>torture him
>offer him death or you buy him as a child soldier
>make him culpable in your terrorism
>fuck him
>cause the apocalypse
>tell him you did it for him so it’s his fault really
>at the end he realises what a HERO you are and thanks you for TEACHING him
Apparently this was one of Makima’s inspirations
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Cool they went with the whole “in-betweener is between concepts” to talk about the scale of abstraction for information/concept hax. Funnily enough VSBW puts this into “paraconsistency hax” where many-valued logic is required (not merely 0/1 for true/false). Gaiman’s Sandman says the Endless operate on “Fuzzy Logic” (literally a logic system where there’s infinitely-many values from 0 to 1) so by this logic DC magic slop should be infinitely above Marvel and 2hu.
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>>153473822
Kratos basically did all that to Asura
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>>153473855
it's hilarious he chopped asura's arms all off
*respectfully makes you a nugget*
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God Hands Deku
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Someone say Nexus?
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>>153473855
Hi.
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>>153473904
>fake ending
Kratos won, son.
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>Goku vs. Superman part 4 with SDBH scaling (multiversal+ Goku, scaled off of Xeno Goku unintentionally damaging entire timelines just by transforming)
Time to finish the fight.
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If you think about it Kratos is basically the Jesus of /DBG/, except far more powerful.
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Red. White. Featless.
WHO'S THE MOST BOVNDLESS OF THE BEASTS?
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>>153473744
Can you post Reimu beating Doctor Strange?
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>>153473899
i-is that a japanese super hero?!? REEEEEEEE MODS THEY'RE POSTING GAY PORN! IRRELEVANT! NOT POPULAR! DIMELESS! KEKYKEKYKEKY POST ULTRAMAN'S SALES AND DEATH BATTLE WINRATE RIGHT NOW! REEEEEEEEEE
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>>153473908
OBESEtos
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>>153473908
Why is John Goodman cosplaying as Kratos?
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>>153473822
>fuck him
she never fucked him
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>>153473930
Everyone cosplays as Kratos. Kratos is in all things as all things are in KINGtos
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>>153473915
JIREN dominates them ALL
>>153473855
But Asura was never a monster, and he's both older and has nothing to learn from Kratos?
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>>153473915
Jiren gets a lore statement from Toriyama written 5 years after his death.
Thragg gets a QnA with Robert Kirkman where he says he'd GAPE Superman.
Reimu gets her personal interview with ZUN where she decides the canon.
Kratos gets a statement from Warrior-Z saying he GAPES all of fiction.
Stalemate.
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>>153473899
>>153473921
wait till tomorrow to continue this
now we're clowning on Touhou
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>>153473931
S2E22 on the boat, in the bath
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>>153473915
>moeshit
>moeshit
>moeshit
>the STRONGEST character in fiction
>"guys who is the strongest"
???????
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>>153473950
You can't clown on the circus freak show, it's not nice.
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>>153473959
>>153473960
>>153473908
lol bald.
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>>153473908
Take your LLLLLLLLz and cry on my shoulder, Z. It’s ok.
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>>153473914
Jesus would fodderize that soijak lookin ahh fraud.
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>>153473957
that wasn't sex
lol
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>inserting himself to the convo uninvited
Yup. That's a /dbg/ faggot, alright. Truly one of us.
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>>153473977
Cucky Asura took the L, THO. We can sit here and debate
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>>153473982
my best friend's Keitaro and he says it was
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>>153473982
you have to remember, people in this thread saw fat tits on a woman showing her autistic collection and instantly screamed 'transexual' and 'gay porn'. you expect them to know what actual sex looks like?
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The lion rapes the small chimp whose entire livelihood depends on FRAUDtos not getting an MU with a character who's mountain+.
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>>153473980
Cucky Jesus jobs to spears and Chemosh. Multiversal Kingtos onepunches that bitch and makes him cry for flat-planet-level daddy
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>>153473998
KINGtos GAPED universe-level-wank Asura THOUGH
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>>153473998
Yeah but if it was Death Battle Chimp, who has the powers of every fighter in the Death Battle Roster? That Lion's fucked.
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>>153473959
Holy FUARK Do you SEE whats happening in this pic? Jiren is crushing TIME.
Do you even understand what that means? Time is not a physical thing, it is an idea and yet Jiren can effortlessly crush it with his BARE HANDS.
Jiren could walk into christian heaven and crush the very concept of omnipotence in front of Yahweh and then instantly one shot the god of the bible.
Jiren could crush the concept of him losing and therefore he could never be beaten.
No wonder he is acknowledged worldwide as the INVINCIBLE STRONGEST OF THE STRONG.

Stronger than time...
The skeptic will say that this does not make sense because being stronger than time is like saying someone is faster than the color blue and yet...
Jiren has done it.
He simply IS stronger than time.
This means he is not only beyond logic but also linguistics as a whole.
That is why HE and HE ALONE is acknowledged by everyone on planet earth as the S.I.F (Strongest In Fiction).
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>>153473737
Actually IIRC it was mostly to give the benefit of the doubt to Kyle since DC’s “new cosmology” (published by Waid) didn’t incorporate most of the Vertigo stuff. Most people who worked on that blog from my knowledge (at least from public statements) think DC doesn’t cap at baseline 1-A anymore but still think Kyle doesn’t get much higher, even with the Life Equation he didn’t do much as >>153473723 said

I do think there was a little weight being put on the scales there thougu (I don’t think the Simon R>F thing is right) same with the Touhou cosmology. But I still think both verdicts are right (they tried to make it “less stompy” in some ways which backfired in others, also people have their favorites.)
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Run, bitch.
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>>153473959
>>153474020
Cucky Jiren would job to a single punch from KINGtos.
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>>153474001
>universal Asura
>wank
?
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>>153473994
man i dunno but when I see two naked people grinding their tits on eachother in a hottub at night and kissing, then cut to the boat rocking outside from far away, i kinda assume they're fucking.
But i'm not an anime character, maybe in anime they just go to sleep after that kek
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>>153474019
The lion inherently rapes the small chimp. It's a platonic concept.
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>>153474035
beating chakravartin who created a universe does not make you universal. we have no idea the timeframe creating a universe took him, it could've been millenia going 1 planet at a time.
Kratos exposed that fraud even when Death Battle gives him more wank than vsbattle
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>>153474031
>ALMIGHTY GODren would [incomprehensible word i have never seen in my life] to punch from [moeshit]
I.
CARE.
NOT.
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>>153474043
The /dbg/ security chimp would nodiff The Lion with a single banana.
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>>153474051
>kratosfags now just blatantly lying
beating guys who 'beat' guys who 'beat guys' who 'beat guys' doesn't make you a boundless beast then
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>>153474043
The /dbg/ security chimp has been trained in arabic swordsmanship against Warrior-Z himself. That Lion is fucked
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Post Kratos destroying a mountain.
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>>153474051
Just because we've never seen Chakravartin create the universe in 1 attosecond doesn't mean he couldn't lmfao raped cvcky bitch
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>>153474062
Yes it does because Odin created the multiverse which is beyond time and Cronos created time
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>>153474068
... I cannot.
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>>153474059
>>153474064
Regardless of which one wins, the lion is raping that little chimp. If the chimp wins after being raped by the lion, that's fair game, but the lion will still be raping that chimp. Don't look at me, I don't make the rules.
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>>153474055
>KEKKY SHITren would [word accurately describing that bald faggot alien with no friends] to punch from [KINGtos]
YOU
ARE
A
MONSTER
NO
LONGER
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>>153474069
Not how it works, there's nothing to suggest he could unlike Kratos, you lost again son.
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>>153474055
>>ALMIGHTY GODren would [LIE] to punch from [moeshit]
You have lied to me Jiren kun...
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When the Impotent meats the Omnipotent.
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>The Death Battle Security Chimp has access to every past and present and future abilities of anyone on Death Battle's Roster
>Why?
>cuz funni
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>>153474074
FVVVVVVVVVVVCK THANK YOU FOR REDEEMING ME KINGTOS!
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>>153474070
>odin created the [flowery language with no actual proof] and cronos [headcanon]
kek
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>>153473915
Shouldn't Mark be there instead of Thragg?
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Post Jiren destroying a mountain.
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Post your HERO not being an American vassal
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>>153474083
>cuz funni
Every FRAUDpool "feat" out of nowhere.
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>>153474083
THERE HE IS! THE DEATH BATTLE SECURITY CHIMP!
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>>153474068
i could if i wanted to and really, if you think about it, that's just as good
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>>153474051
>it could've been millenia going 1 planet at a time
He can spawn multiple planets and stars from his body in a near instant. The size of his statue alone should tell you he’s used to making big celestial objects.
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>meats
ohnononono....
>omnipotent
guess no one told this random ogre
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>>153474089
Mark has a feat, Thragg has scaling
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>>153474087
the multiverse exists doesn't it? Everyone says Odin created it don't they? Then he did it.
The creators also say Cronos created time. Both are beyond time and capable of creating it and Kratos outscales them and can do it too.
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>>153474089
Mark doesn't rock red.
until he jobs like usual and gets covered in his blood
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>>153474092
... I cannot.
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>>153474094
Dude, if a chimp had Deadpool's teleporting and almost instant regeneration power, it'd be scary as fuck. At any moment, a chimp could be next to you.
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>>153474103
That was an outerversal ogre tho.
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>>153474102
that statue was confirmed by the artbook to be within the milky way. Death Battle contradicted the game creators themselves just to wank Asura to noncanon levels, have some shame bitch
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>>153474103
Ogres are empowered by Godly magic (outerversal scaling)
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>Touhou 20 actually have Marisa and Reimu Information erasure/manipulation resistances
Uh, at least we can get something useful out of that Garbage...
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>>153474120
>the artbook
>forcing this meme again
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>>153474125
i honestly, had no idea they where still making games in that series.
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>>153474129
>canon facts and creator sources is a meme if it btfoes you
Kratos broke you.
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>>153474092
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KRATOSBROS, DON'T LOOOOOOOK!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>153474129
this entire debate is forced
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>>153474076
You lost blacky cucky Kratos GAPES his asshole for CHADDY magni and modi while chakravartin creates a universe offscreen full of asuras who RAPE clittyros's 'ppy 'ssy LMAOOOOO GET RAPED NIGGGGEERRR
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>>153474151
Kratos is multiversal, try again cucky bitch
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>>153474155
Odin created a multiverse and Kratos GAPED him. He onepunches sissysura and sissyvartin. We can sit here and debate, son.
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>>153474136
I’d post a Z-jak of you but jannies would delete it. So have this instead.
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>>153474140
>SMALLHILLren
>>153474151
The tree Kratos cut down is worth infinite amounts of mountains.
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>>153474132
This will sound mean but I wish ZUN died, the longer he keeps making games the more he permanently ruins his own legacy.
I used to wait for new Touhou Releases with hype, now I pray for ZUN to delay them
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If this guy is “le multiversal omnipotent boundless beast” then why was his plan slowly waddling around a small room with a butterknife threatening to give Atreus a shave?
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>>153474157
Post Kratos being explicitly stated to be tougher than a mountain. You won't.
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>Jirenbro vs Kratosbro
BATTLE OF THE BOVNDLESS BEASTS!!!
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ENOVGH
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>>153474165
>jobs to 'nies
>'P is a super janny
This bitch just conceded KWAB-A-ROO!
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>>153474165
why do you have Sharty shit saved
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>>153474151
What is this??????
As a Kratosbro i have NEVER-
Let me reiterate...
NEVER seen anyone perform a feat above BoulderLevel.
My mind LITERALLY cannot conceive that such POWER even exists...
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>>153474165
>no argument, ad hominem
you lost, son. Kratos broke you
>>153474173
he's magical idiot, that's a magic knife and Atreus is magic as well. They all scale equally
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>Jirenbro vs Kratosbro
BATTLE OF THE TOWN LEVEL FRAUDS!
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>>153474173
you shouldn't have asked that...
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>>153474174
only a mountain? KEK! Kratos destroyed a universe in GOW1, he GAPES cucky Saitama and makes him beg for his life, but he won't kill cucky Saitama only TEACH him to be a Better Man
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>>153474176
>>153474184
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>>153474173
You weren't supposed to ask that...
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>>153474178
I laugh every time I see this. How humiliating it must be to be a Kratoscuck...
>>153474190
He is stated to be tougher than a mountain. He could be boundless+++++++++++, and that statement would still be true.
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>>153474196
holy FUARK! I CAN FEEL THE MOUNTAINS RUMBLING!
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>>153474173
that butterknife would have slashed Asura's platonic concept in half and that room is an uncrossable platonic distance where an atom is infinitely bigger than Asura's universe
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>>153474136
We unironically need to talk about what is acceptable for author statements.
Because on one hand you have people claiming the GoW devs debunked Kratos wank and on the other you have people trying to discredit Araki Claiming Star platinum is FTL or ZUN being a schizo and sending letters to his own characters and visiting gensokyo.
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>>153474164
Sissydin got GAPED by Atreus fisting his old man ass. Look me in the eye and say that Atreus who gets literally raped by a nigress futa is anything more than a cvcky Boi LMFAO owned
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>>153474179
It’s a 50/50, sometimes jannies delete it, sometimes they don’t.
>>153474180
It’s funny and Warrior-Z is a pillar of these halls no matter how much you love or hate him.
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>>153474211
does she even actually show up here?
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HRT would've saved Warrior-Z btw
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>>153474196
WINDOWS WILL BE CRACKED
PAINT WILL BE CHIPPED
WALLS WILL BE SCUFFED
FLOORS WITH SHAKE SLIGHTLY
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>>153474196
FUARK I CAN FEEL THE WALLS SLIGHTLY SHAKING!
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>>153474178
what fearsome power...
GODku could destroy universes.
SuperMAN transcends the concepts of weight and distance.
but this?
My life has been CHANGED after witnessing such prowess...
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>>153474214
>BOUNDLESSTAMA sneezes
>shifts 2.5 times the weight of every planet in the solar system
holy FUARK
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>FREEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAA SAVE ME AND MY BOOOOOOOYYYYYYYY!!! ODIN’S ABOUT TO RAPE AND GAPE US!
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>>153474210
Atreus scales to 1-C even on LOWBALL Vsbattlewiki who unfairly attack Kratos Powerscalers even though he defeats Outerversal to Multiversal at minimum Valkyrie you LOST son Outerversal Atreus fighting Odin makes him Outerversal
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>>153474225
>would have saved Warrior-Z
wait, is he dead lmao?
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Oh BAAAAAAAKEEER!
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>>153474178
That Goblin solos all of DC and Marvel btw
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>Atreus who gets literally raped by a nigress futa
...Excuse me?
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>>153474178
you don't understand that wooden carriage floor is >>>>>>>>>>> Asura's entire universe you can't prove that wooden horsebox isn't 1 Trillion Lightyears long in the LORE
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>another Kratos humiliation ritual thread
Sounds good to me! I HATE WEAKLING
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>>153474250
YUP, CANON.
>>153474236
ALSO CANON KEK
WHY DIDN'T KRATOS USE HIS BOUNDLESS INFINITE STRENGTH TO BREAK THESE BONDS?
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>>153474250
In Ragnarok you play as Atreus and his boss fight is against a Raceswapped Negress' giant disabled tranny-looking Mom
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>>153474196
The one who kills gods vs the one who is beyond the gods...
What incredible story. Truly a tale worthy of being among the likes of the Iliad and Paradise Lost.
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>>153474239
Asura literally beat CHADDYvartin who is omnipotent and scales beyond logical complexes and frameworks and 27 layers of informational transcendence. SHITsbw is full of notorious downplayed who do not support GODDY wrath and hate capcomGODGODs because they understand we are superior to cvcky GOWsissyclittytroons. Asura is 1-S, literally 1-Sura and RAPES the verse you lost LMAO get RAPED by a pack of wild white men NIGGER
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This is the perfect time to insert myself and my HERO into this conversation even though no one wanted me to. My HERO? You probably already know and if not, just wait a bit until I get my post ready.
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>>153474272
>Asura is 1-S
LOOOOOOOOOOLL you're COPING son.
KINGtos is 1-S, aSAARa is a cucky boy stuck at street level oh nononononono...
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>>153474239
Fanon.
>>153474272
Canon.
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>>153474272
C A N O N!
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>>153474250
in the myths this character is sometimes said to be a man who pretends to be a woman
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>>153474272
This post just gave me the hiccups from laughing so hard fucking kek. Kratos is such a jobber
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>>153474282
CAAAANNNNOOOOONNNN!!!!
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>>153474272
GODNNNNOOOOONNNNNNN!!!!
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>>153474250
Nothing wrong with that. Kratos taught him to be Better and to take it up the ass.
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>>153474278
CHADnic the BEASThog
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>>153474286
HOLY KWABOLI LMAO
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>>153474282
Kratos is LITERALLY 1-S
Does Cucky aSAARa have a single page where he's proven 1-S?
No?
Then you LOOOOOOOOST, son, and take the LLZ, we can sit here and debate
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>>153474286
RAPED
AND
GAPED
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>>153474272
CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADNON!
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I rest my case, Kratos has won and TAVGHT you once again.
You must Be Better.
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What's more likely episode to happen first: Asura gets a pity win against someone else or a GoW debunk episode where they actually unwank the verse? Serious question.
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>CSAP
literally a site where SHITow troons literally write gay ERP brown fanfic about how their sissies gape fiction. I could go to the site right now and write how CHADDYsura transcends 1-S at a baseline LEVEL. Lil' bro cuckyos needs to run and hide from capGAWDS LMAOOOOOOOO!!!!! oh nononono AHAHAHAHAHAH 1-1Asura 1-ASura that nigga DEFINES the tiering system with his name
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>>153474320
>pity win
Asura wins a lot of his matchups though? So it wouldn't be pity(probably).
They'll NEVER unwank GoW now though, just like they'll never unwank Dio or Jojo.
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The results are in: Kratos won this thread.
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Cucky Kratos WISHES he could be even half as strong as Chaddy Asura!
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>>153474331
>kratosfags have to retreat to the inferior powerscaling forum to write their gay fanfics with no one to moderate them
holy KWAB
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C-CRAP jobs to CHADSVBW btw
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>>153474367
>>153474367
>>153474367
Gather.
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>>153474207
I think you should stick to what is consistent with the story and characters, but trying to argue that what the author says doesn't count is always going to come off as cope whether you use it to wank or downplay. I also don't think that the authors treating characters as real should be treated as a power level but that's just me.
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>>153474332
It's a pity win because they're giving him a win to apologize for Krasura, not because he'd lose against his opponent. You are right that they'll probably not unwank GoW. I want GoW Ares vs DC Ares after the remakes come out now.
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>>153474272
>get RAPED by a pack of wild white men
Go I fucking hope so



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