>Silly anon, you can't have a happy Spider-Man
>>153474636who gives a fuck
>humiliating cletus who is already dead further in the processProof that the more Spider-Man is denied from the life he deserves, the more comfortable the writers are in ruining everyone else.
>>153474636It's like they WANT DC to trounce them. Are they pulling a Springtime for Hitler? That's the only way any of this would make sense.
>>153474636>Reed Richards specifically denied the destiny of another peter parker and then eventually killed him anyway as carnage out kf spite to 1610 peter for getting in his way and being a threat to his plans way back when >let alone harassing miles, who he allowed to have the mantle Unironically if 1610 peter comes out of nowhere to fight reed it would be Unironically cheesy kino and would save marvel
>>153475925Why does the Maker allow that fraud to handle the mantle anyway? Is he sharing his thing with Mephisto now?
>>153474636If you want a happy Spider-Man, you have fundamentally missed the point of the character.
>NOOOOOOO PETER HAS TO BE HAPPY AND HAVE WHOLESOME PERFECT LIFE WITH NO PROBLEMS OR MOMENTS OF MOMENTARY DEFAT
>>153474636My cope is that they're undoing OMD, so this universe has to go. In reality, Camp turning Ultimates into a socialist revolution manual is probably the real reason.>>153474995Different universe, anon.
>>153476557Cletus doesn't appear in Hickman's Ultimate neither.
>>153476563I didn't say he did?
>>153476581Thanks for agreeing that Cletus is not Carnage in Bendis's Ultimate.
>>153476624Nothing in this thread has been about Bendis's Ultimate, anon.
>>153476687Except for this one post >>153475925, no one said Cletus was in 1610, though.
>>153476687Save your reply for when Carnage gets another host so I am proven right again.
>>153474636They really can't help themselves, can't they ?
>>153476700>so I am proven right againYou'd have to have written some legible and coherent for that, which you haven't, you mumbling schizo faggot
>>153476718>You'd have to have written some legible and coherent for thatESL.
>>153476723He's right, though. You're not making any sense. I don't know what you're on about. This >>153474636 is 6160, the new Ultimate Universe created by the Maker. Cletus doesn't exist.This >>153475925 is 1610. Pic related is the only mention of Cletus. He's a random criminal.This >>153474995 is 616. Cletus is dead, and what is essentially a clone of him is running around. We know from solicitations that Norman is getting the Carnage symbiote next.>>153476718I genuinely can't make heads or tails of what the heck he is saying anymore.
>Cletus is deadSay it louder for his few fans in the back.
>>153476824What are you implying, anon?
>>153474636You ever get the feeling that comic book writers are a bunch of miserable cunts? Also, this is why nobody gives a shit about comic books. There's no point.
>>153476824Hasn't he been dead before?The Symbiote will mind-fuck and body-mold someone else into being Cletus and he'll be back.
>>153476322After 20 years as Spider-Man, yes
>>153477189Only Alan Moore.
>>153474636small price to get rid of Paul
>>153474636He sucked as a Spider-man and as a Peter Parker. His AI version was better.
>>153477189They're going to revive him somehow.
>>153477380Alan Moore is a miserable cunt too
>>153477380Not anymore.>>153480622No, that's just the character he plays.
>>153474942I do
>more marywhorefags tearsgood