>chases the thot when the perfect wife was right thereWas Peter retarded?
>>153480016>eastern european woman with that face>perfect wife
>>153480016Yes. MJ was never good.
>>153480016russian women are literal prostitutes OP you know that
>>153480109She's not Russian, she's American.
>>153480016Plus her dad was ex special forces so he can make problems disappear
>>153480116with an accent like that she's in an ice cage bro
>>153480016yes
>>153480016Yeah, she was infinitely better than MJ, as most other romance options are.I used to defend MJ because I thought that the dynamic of her not wanting Peter to risk himself could lead to some interesting scenarios, but seeing how things have developed in modern comics, it just wasn't worth it.
>>153480016>fell for a rumor saying she'd become the black catdumbest thing I repeated as a teenager
The hate Raimi MJ gets is absurd. She's nowhere near as bitchy as the one in the new Insomniac games.
>>153481660Better by comparison doesn't mean good.
>>153480016>turbo jew over an angel like dunstzero standards.
>>153480016she was probably my first crush
>>153480016gives the worst head imaginable, but gives it often and even when you're eating dinner or watching X-Files
>>153480016>simping for a character that doesn't exist in the comicsShouldn't you be worry about Mephisto, Hollandfag?
>>153482146>run through inner city slut over eastern european tradwifeStandards indeed.
>>153480016I'm at a stage in my life where I find girls like this insanely attractive, and in rewatching the Raimi movies, I was annoyed at Peter for brushing her off when she's so clearly into him.
>>153484774Peter is a comic book character and "Ursula" doesn't exist in the comics.
>>153484412>>153484871what is this autism
>>153484949It's called having an argument, OP.
>>153480016she cute~
>>153480016Raimi Spider-Man is a 2000s trilogy, meaning the unconventional chicks weren't "in" yet... at least when it came to giving the MC a love interest.
>>153486802Ugly women?Dunst was hot in her way, and this chick is a hard 5 carried by her body. BDH as THICK gwen stacey was superior to every named heroine in the raimi movies.
>>153486802>unconventional chicks weren't "in" yet.still aren't. It's just plain ugly bitches.
>>153486997>s a hard 5 carried by her body.huh?
>>153480016Yes. Peter was an absolute retard in those movies. Raimi trilogy MJ specifically is the worst love interest ever created. She is awful. She doesn't have a single redeeming quality other than the ability to mysteriously make otherwise rational men fall in love with her and an increased tolerance to wind velocity. I hate her. Ursula is the best option but literally anyone else would've been better. I'd rather see Tobey and James Franco fagging it up. Or Betty Brant, I guess.
Peter Parker doesn't date average-looking women, it's against his character.
>>153480016She is pretty ugly even for Eurotrash standards. Peter could had done better than both her and MJ.
>>153480016I like her braids
Redheads. Can't beat them.
>>153482858Venom Peter was mine
eastern euro women age poorly
>>153489450Only if you let them get fat
>>153480016I would not marry a Jew. You would have to spend your weekends raising money for Israel. What's the point of that?
>>153490345True, non-Jews only have to do that during the workweek by paying taxes on their income.
>>153484871Okay...?
>>153480105>Yes. MJ was never good.Until she was best
>>153490836was honestly amazed at how much worse MCU MJ was and people still somehow like. she literally does nothing.
>>153490878Yeah even though I was surprised by how much I enjoyed No Way Homo, I still cannot for the life of me remember what she did in that movie.
>>153490743>/co/ - Comics & Cartoons
>>153489014>hire a blond for mj>make her basically gwen>hire a redhead for gwen>make her basically mjI don't get it.
>>153480016She's so fucking cute. Most attractive girl in those movies.
>>153480016OP not all of us are ugly big-nosed buckteeth rednecks like you living in the middle of nowhere and wageslaving at walmart or in construction work in Russia. ;P Stop breeding you ugly fuck.I love how nowadays the context isn't even mentioned that OP is an ugly retard promoting ugly retards to everyone else.
>>153486997Will you shut the fuck up you ugly brown pajeet? Nobody wants your dirty hands and dirty ass in here. Fuck off back to some hindu-imageboard if you like imageboards.
>>153491473More attractive than Pizzatime?
>>153490836she looks like she smells
>>153490836>The MJ that's not MJWhy did they do this?
>>153490836zendaya look like an ape from the zoo
>>153490878She filters chuds like this >>153490878Fag. Its rather funny and extremely wholesome
>>153481660she's been hated years before these shitty games were made
>>153480016>eastern europeanPeter knew she'd look 57 within 6 years
>>153480016Most men don't want easy women because of three erronous thoughts:-if I can get her easily other men also can (wrong) and I don't want a slut-if I don't exert effort to get something it has no value (wrong)-she picked me but I'm not a good guy, I need to protect her from her own mistakes (wrong)
>>153482146Dunst is thoroughly unremarkable. She's like if you old AI to create the most generic pretty woman ever.
>>153491426Yes, that is the name of the board. I don't think anyone needed a reminder.
>>153491467He probably thought it would be funny (it was).
>>153480067>>153486997I thought looks mattered less for men than women when it came to desirable traits that make up for it.>>153496337He has a point if we’re solely talking about movie adaptations.
>>153497547>He has a point if we’re solely talking about movie adaptations.Not really.
She would have become insufferable as soon as he settled with her.
>>153497547>He has a point if we’re solely talking about movie adaptations.He's basically saying you can't talk about OCs if they come from a different medium.That's retarded.
>>153494204Oh, you saw her recent pics?
>>153480067You don't like the gollum face anon? I always liked how expressive it is. Maybe she's not a 10/10 but I wouldn't say she's not pretty.
>Named after the Libertarian creator that Stan chased out of the company and took all of the credit forWhat did Raimi mean by this?
>>153484412>>153484871based. fuck these brown ESLs who simps a mid 5/10 oc.
>>153486997>BDH as THICK gwen staceyNobody wanted "thick" in the 2000s. Get out of your zoomer mindset.
>>153498956I still would.
>>153498956>saying that without posting them
>>153499540>>153480067she cute
>>153480067homo
