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>>153482620Is it safe?
>>153482752is what safe?
>>153482752Is it secret?
>>153482778
He puts the lotion and puts in the basket.
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>>153482834Shut up, man.>>153482893Is It Safe? Is It Safe?
>>153482996I JUST WANTS SOME SMOKES!!
we don't deserve this show
>>153482620I don't get this joke.Yes, I've watched Marathon Man.
>>153486183So then you DO get the joke. It's a reference to Marathon Man. You just don't find it funny. That's all.
>>153486183>>153486238I think they also referenced it in Gremlins 2.
>>153486238I think is just lying to us
>>153486238When does a reference become a joke?
>>153486359Inmediatly the moment it leaves the original material is a nerd reference and nerds are funnyWith their glasses and functional memory
>>153486359The reference isn't the joke - the joke is Dante and Randall scaring off a poor customer off in the silliest way possible.
>>153486248Basically, if any media involves a psychotic dentist, odds are there's going to be a callback to the scene in Marathon Man.
>>153482620>one of the most quotable shows of all time>with only six episodesImagine if it got just one full season, at least twice as many episodes. In a better world it would've gotten 2-3 seasons total.
>i was raped
>>153486359>>153486397Yeah in this case it isn't just "remember Marathon Man?" (though that's part of it). It's Dante and Randall referencing Marathon Man to fuck with a customer, with Dante trying to do a Silence of the Lambs bit and getting told to shut up. All while the customer is actually getting freaked out and driven insane.
>>153482620Why did this and Mission Hill look so good and then nothing looked as sleek and slick ever again
>>153482620This show was pretty great. But I have to ask, why the hell is he called Silent Bob anyway?
This show was really great and ABC didn't deserve it
>>153487785His name is Bob and he doesn't talk much.
Dante and Randal is underrated fujo fuel and would be a contester for top 10 fictional gay ships if this had a fanbase outside of people who care about Silent Bob and Jay. seriously they’re so sexy and gay together.
>>153487785I'm more interested in knowing why are we walking like this?
>>153483024TimRobinson-core
>>153487822It was, and I'm very angry about it failing after waiting all summer for it's première. It only aired 2 freaking episodes! The VHSs were worth GOLD at the time. Still have my copy.
>>153488030After what happened to sam and max, i hope Clerks never gets more popular than it is now.
>>153482620>So Jay, would you recommend Clerks the animated series?
>>153486955There was that small sliver of time between the end of cel animation and beginning of full digital.
Should I watch the Clerks movie(s) in order to better appreciate the animated series, or are the two iterations more or less separate?
>>153492305They're more or less separate but you should watch the first Clerks movie anyway because it's a fun iconic movie. Ignore the rest.
>>153486589Kind of sucks Smith is too much of a limp wristed basket case to create this kind of humor anymore.
>>153492305Clerks 1 and the show basically exist together. Clerks 2 is a pretty separate thing but still has moments. Don't watch Clerks 3.
>>153493203Lame but honest humor?
>>153492305Kevin smith has made two good movies clerks and dogma, this show is alright but I’ve never really understood the hype. I’m honestly just happy that their seems to be something people enjoy still, it’s getting rarer in this day and age
so what do you think Dante and Randall are up to nowadays?(yes, i'm aware Clerks III exists and is set in the present. but A: Clerks 3 sucked. B: I'm thinking from the original movie or the cartoon universe as opposed to any of the sequels)
>>153493930>What do you think the clerks are doing?Being clerks
>>153493950i personally like to think Dante went on to do something else.Randall still works at the Quick-Stop because he's a fucking loser.Jay and Silent Bob run a crappy smoke shopRandall ends up getting shot in a similar manner to what happened to Dante in that alternate ending for the first movie
>>153494062>smoke shopSo... Clerks
>>153493203I wonder if Smith would have turned out differently if he had run a sucessful TV show for several years.
>>153493260>Clerks 1 and the show basically exist together.The tone is very different. Clerks 1 may have some silly jokes, but the cartoon is a...silly cartoon.
>>153494097Or write a succesful comic runIn other words a real job
>>153494091No.neither Jay nor Silent Bob are ever depicted as running a shop in any of the Clerks movies.i think they ran 'cock smokers' in Jay & Silent Bob Reboot which was a combo fried chicken/weed place but that doesnt count because it's half restaurant
>>153495834Just accept they are clerks and is all the kevin smith brain can muster people ending as clerks
