Be honest, he clapped those chococheeks.
>>153494926Dracula was there first.
>>153494947Two Balkan Chads spitroasting a chocobunny. Just as God intended.
>>153494926>clapping Stormnot an achievement
Imagine being Doom at that dinner and having to be all like"damn, Ororo Munroe, you captivatingly fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific mutant face. I would totally have sex with you, both myself and all my multiversal variants." when all he really wants to do is unravel the fabric of reality in his lab/ alchemy room. Like seriously imagine having to be Doom and not only sit in that throne while Ororo Munroe flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, dish after dish, hour after hour, while she perfected her fork grabbing. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as every malfunctioning Doombot in the castle tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, ORORO MUNROE LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of Carpathian blondes and maids and later the alleged daughter of Magneto for your ENTIRE BENEVOLENT LEADERSHIP coming straight out of the gypsy carts in Latveria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the drizzle that's breaking out of her stupid cloud hair as she tucks it to flaunt it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity while you sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal training sessions in the danger room in the previous months. And then Boris announces another dish, and you know you could kill every single poltroon in the western hemisphere before the accursed Richards tried to put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're DOOM! You're not going to lose your future omniversal supremacy over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>>153494958Doom is a gypsy.
>>153495468And what does that have to do with anything, you performative, tumblrxitternigger?
>>153494926Doom is above letting a mutie touch his dick.
>>153494926He's been trying to clap those chococheeks for years and yet Logan beat him to it.
>>153494926The largest emeralds in the world were found in South America and shipped to the Tokapi Sultanate where they were affixed to the handle of the Topkapi sultan's dagger.The emeralds she's wearing in those earrings rival the aforementioned for size. The pearl necklace is an allusion to many things, but the earrings label her as one of the richest people in the world.
>>153496489thanks, chat
>>153496489Doom left her those earrings to wear though.
>>153494926I really need to see Doom eat through that '57 Chevy grille he calls a mouth
