these aren't even ABIUT Death Battle anymore
KINGS!
We are about to witness the RETVRN of BLAZBLUE to DEATH BATTLE and the MINDBREAKING of the researchers.
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR
KEK to that one guy
Sonic.Reimu.Invincible.Deku.
>>153497426...and cucky simon.
EXIT!
>>153497426KRUSTYKLOWN
>>153497426And Cuckyku I guess...
>>153497403>ABIUTYou are Brown o algo
KRATOS WOOOOOOOOOOOON.
>>153497449yes
HENSHIN
>>153497426... and Cucky Kratos.
>everytime I denigrate jeets, spics, niggers and browns, I only hurt... myself even more...Whose HERO said this?
>>153497428I think Blazblues only really big match up is Terumi vs Sinestro
>>153497473none, you're the one who came up with the quote
>>153497426JOBlk is there too I guess.
Invincible? Barely a concert for Sonic — Sonic's lowest speeds are leagues faster than Invincible can go. When Sonic zooms past him Invincible tries his best to focus on him. Unfortunately for him the only thing he can see is Sonic's cute little tight blue asshole. Sonic notices the small bulge coming from Invincible's pants and scoffs "No wonder your wife cheating on you with that alien" Sonic smirks — "I bet you don't even like girls". Invincible tries to argue but puts his head down in shame. He instantly became gay when he noticed Sonic. Sonic moves close to him to comfort him and turns around, teasing the sissy hero. Invincible grabs his hips with all of his city block strength and begins to shove his cock inside there — at least Sonic wouldn't abort his child behind his back. Mark cries out letting Sonic know that he GAPES his entire verse. KO!
>>153497428This guy was so much cooler when he was just a dude with a hat.
Just woke up. Time to continue samefagging, falseflagging, RTHing, HBOCing and spamming bait. My HERO? I think you can figure it out with what I just said.
>>153497488when was the last time hulk actually moved around a galaxy like this in the comics
>>153497492No one cares Mewtwo RAPES and GAPES Sonic and his entire verse
>>153497434...ALL blitz and kill Strange the weakling nerd with a few shitty artifacts he didn't earn and is too slow to use.
>>153497403Is Krusty the Clown just Homer Simp?
>>153497466>ROPLESomeone needs to visit Keine...
>>153497516nohe Jew
>>153497508Last few months?
>>153497506Sauce? So I can block this of course
>>153497473you just typed that unprompted, I don't think you're even an hero
>>153497506StrangeDAMN!
>>153497506Dr.StrangeDAMN!
KAMEHAMEHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>153497524Why he look like Homie Simp man?
>>153497546cuz he Jew
>>153497476It sounds cool on paper but Sinestro is a lantern so we know he'd have the edge
>>153497515... coped Reimu in her hypnotized illusions.
What’s worse, being cucky or being brown?
>>153497556RUH ROH RAGGY
>>153497561They're one and the same.
>>153497561Being a DC fan or a Spiderman Fan
>>153497556How bad will the DC mindbreak be if Sinestro jobs?
>>153497556ZOINKS
>>153497558Who laced naruto's percs with fent?
I don't get what happened, why did Marvelbros decide to throw their small win in the trash by seething about feats?
>>153497494Pretty sure Hazama took a lot from Michael Jackson that didn't carry over to Terumi, he even got one of his alternate colors as the Smooth Criminal ones if I recall.>>153497556I barely keep up with BB scaling but I recall one of the more recent blogs mentioned hecking outer arguments so I guess you can really push things. Terumi has plenty of matchups other than Sinestro though, the most popular recent ones were Zamasu or Sephiroth I think.
>>153497567There's also a third descriptor. It has something to do with which character is your hero. I forgot who though. Do you guys have any idea?
>>153497543
>>153497558Hinata only fucks Naruto.
>>153497571depends on if he gets Parralax or not
>>153497529the last few months he's been on earth having wall-level fights while massively amped.
>>153497557...as in, the illusions she created to hypnotize strange's easily swayed mind.
>>153497514>PokeRATS picking fights with universe destroyers still after becoming Yugi's concubine
>>153497558
>>153497597>now wanking Sonic
>>153497529post these galaxy spanning fights
>>153497571Doesnt sinestro loses to the lotr guy?
>>153497580Because the G1 implied that using Finite numbers would result in a lost for Strange meaning he didn't win hard enough in their eyes
>>153497591oh no, let's hope dr. strange wasn't nearby, he could have gotten hurt!
>>153497605Who wins this??
wasn't it just recently that Touhou was made Undertale tier and not even god tier Undertale?
>>153497618>Boundless Micky and friends vs Finite SonicYou tell me
>>153497618Mickey and Friends easily.
>Danny fired first. He unleashed a barrage of glowing green Ecto-Blasts. Youmu breathed slowly, her perception shifting. To her, time slowed to a crawl. She danced through the air, her blades clicking as she sliced the energy bolts into harmless sparks.>Youmu "Is that all?" >she asked, but her eyes suddenly widened>As she went to sheath her blades, a layer of thick, supernatural frost suddenly encased her hands and the hilts of her swords. Danny had snuck Cryokinetic blasts into the volley.>Danny "Stay frosty!" >Danny quipped, diving forward for a heavy tackle>Before he could impact, Youmu’s ghost half, the large, white phantom floating beside her, erupted with a circular pattern of pink Danmaku projectiles >Danny spiraled through the air, dodging the glowing bullets, and knocked the physical Youmu back. He turned to face the ghost half, which shifted into a translucent, spectral duplicate of Youmu herself>Danny "Wait, so you're two people?" >Danny joked, spinning his fists. "Does that mean you have to pay double for a movie ticket? Or is she just the 'better' half of the deal?">The ghost Youmu didn't laugh. She lunged with spectral speed, her strikes far more fluid and aggressive than the physical Youmu’s. Danny tried to phase through a vertical slash, but his eyes bugged out as the spectral blade bit into his shoulder. >Danny "OW! I was intangible! How does that work?!">Realizing he was outmatched in a sword fight, Danny split. Literally. Six glowing clones materialized around the ghost Youmu. They swarmed her in a coordinated strike, distracting the phantom long enough for the original Danny to dive in. He slammed the Fenton Thermos against the ghost's chest."Going down!" >he shouted>The ghost half was sucked into the canister with a violent swirl of light
Touhou status?
What matchups Sephiroth has? Besides superman for some reason
>>153497626since it was a Zun approved collab that means Undertale is outerversal too and the God tiers are outerversal^outerversal
>>153497626The only thing required to make Touhou upscale Undertale (if it doesn't already) is for Toby Fox to get permission to add Ran Yakumo into Deltarune since we know he'd never let his waifu get beaten by anyone
>>153497543QUEEEEEEENKOOOOOOO!
One and one and one makes threeOne and one why don't you seeI'm watching you, you're cucking meCan't you set me freeInside out, I can't describe it, what you do to meInside out, I cannot hide it looking right through meNow I've reached the living end, locked up penis to the endAnd I'm cucky, and I'm cucky, and I'm cucky, and I'm cuckyAnd you're cucky too
>>153497616To be fair, it's pretty much a foregone conclusion that a frail wizard like Stephen would just get ragdolled by BRICKmu. can't really blame them for breaking out the ole capeshit wank to save face
KIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNGGGG!!!!
>>153497643Aizen, Mewtwo, Mario & Luigi.
>>153497492…
GODTHRUUUUUUUUUUS RETVRNS
Wait, does Doctor Strange really have no answer to Reimu just flying at him and punching him in the face? Now that I think about it, I guess he's a regular human with magic after all, huh?
>BITCHthrus
>>153497618Game Sonic Heroes lose. Composite Sonic Heroes shit stomp.
>>153497588Funnily enough in the games if the male harem Jutsu is worked on Hinata, it won't work on her.
Scion vs plutonian is a perfect matchup why dbmfags dont talk more about it
>>153497667Do Mario and Luigi have actual connections beyond the meme?
>>153497698Im still waiting for Wario vs Shadow.
>>153497626>Touhou was made Undertale tierTouhou has been above Undertale in power since forever.In fact Undertale is so outclassed that UT Powerscalers unironically tried to Chainscale their entire verse to Flandre thanks to a Collab that showed her fighting/standing besides Undyne.Because scaling to another verse was more reliable than their wacky wank
>>153497684What is that thing?
>>153497626>not even god tier Undertale?well of course Touhou isn't god tier undertale, Touhou is far above mountain level
>>153497643Mostly him smurfing on bleach against Aizen, smurfing on DB against Goku black ,smurfing on Pokemon against Mewtwo, also Vergil fans want a run back so another case of smurfing
>>153497643Sephiroth doesn't really have many good MUs especially with sword users because he's just too damn powerful. He could probably fight Zamasu.
>>153497607Ok
>Kratos KEK still running from the HULK.
>>153497595... coped Reimu in her hypnotized illusions.
>>153497710The sole thought of shadow losing to wario would mind break sonicfags
>>153497698Beyond the meme? no there's no connection
>>153497724Why is he spiky? Is this a random powerup? Where are the galaxies? It's just outer space.
>>153497556I say we split up and look for clues.
>>153497440>Of course Touhou isn't god tier undertale, Touhou is far above mountain level
>>153497728kratosbros... I cannot refute this image no matter how hard I try.
>>153497728Who ever is the better man should win.
>>153497754The new Film will be fixing this btw
>>153497721>>153497720What about elric?
Bring me Hulk, Kratos, Superman, Simon, Kyle and Godzilla.
>>153497738it's an Alternate Universe elseworld comic where alternate Hulk got a random powerup from a magic blackhole and grew spikes (but still ouldn't lift a continent), fvvvvvvvvvck you fvcking EXPOSED my fraud yet again, Kratos Scholar...
>>153497440Do I have to teach you this lesson again old man?
>>153497770I don't know who Elric is so I can't say anything
>>153497783It is actually 616.
>>153497728The Hulk is undoubtedly one of the few characters Kratos would have a hard time fighting.
>>153497785Can you post Reimu breathing without using this item?
>>153497751I think the better man would have a PhD. Hulk has PhD, does Kratos have a PhD?
I... my entire verse and I just got GAPED by FVTANBVLLS... again...
>>153497800No it's not. It's from Hulk Smashes Everything, an elseworld like Deadpool Kills the Marvel Universe
>>153497799Elric of Melniboné the inspiration for all white-haired swordmen
>>153497810Kratos is smarter and thus doesn't buy into kissing college professor's feet for a piece of paper signifying their approval.
>>153497823FVVVVVVVVVVCK I'VE BEEN EXPOSED AGAIN!
>>153497827
>>153497824Sounds like a cool match up
>>153497827I didnt ask for his life story. Does Kratos have a PhD?
>>153497823Capeshitters don't read their own comics, wow, imagine my surprise...
>>153497827Kratos is illiterate he can't be smarter.
>His eyes glowing with ancient wisdom and the magic that shaped the very cosmos crackling at his fingertips, Doctor Stephen Strange, the Sorcerer Supreme, spares only the briefest of instants to assess the situation as his sharp intellect has already decided on a course of action. He begins the terrifying incantation: "By the power of Pooptorg-ACK!">In literally 0 seconds, the broke malnourished shrine maiden has punched him in the throat, seding him rolling for a dozen meters across the floor, random magic knickknacks clattering to the ground. "What the fuck is this magician doing, why is he so slow and weak. His defensive magic isn't nearly strong enough for him to act like this" the shinto nun thinks to herself as she absentlymindedly snaps both his arms, stopping him mid-arcane gesture.>"Oh no you aren't going anywhere" she remarks as his astral form tries to leave his body, an attosecond before getting slapped back into place with an amulet and obliterated with a swing of purification rod.K.O.!!
>>153497862Spartabros... Why did our city fall into ruin while Athens is the modern greek capital?
>>153497728Kratos is stronger, way smarter, and definitely has more Hax and experience. This is biased and Fraudulent, Kratos Fans are thus proven the Better Men.
>>153497728Both rape and gape JEETsura and every other Capcom character btw
>>153497867CANON!
>>153497823>AIPeople have literally asked Ryan North, the writer, and he confirmed it.
>>153497862Kratos outsmarted Daedelus the literal smartest being in Greece smarter than all the Greek Gods many of whom are omniscient. He also is smarter than Mimir who is the same for both Norse and Celtic gods, Kratos is literally genius and >>>> Omniscience in intelligence.
>>153497638Eating good after the Blog.2 days Touhou dominating the halls was funny as hell, right now The downplayers are falseflagging to push the Strange vs Reimu fight (smart move for them I have to admit) so I think it's time to give it a rest until they calm down
>>153497886Who wins this in your opinion?
>>153497884Even assuming not a photoshop because lmao >private dm Ryan North doesn't decide it, Marvel and the Editors do.
>>153497724That is the same run that almost had Hulk be killed by lava, btw.
>>153497867K,B,C
>every single thread is Z baiting everyoneHow does he do it?
Who Misses?
it's not him, not enough flowery language and big words
>>153497902Z? What happened to A-Y?
>>153497902Kratos broke this place.
Why did RETARDtos let his city become a ruin while Athens is now modern day Greece's capital?
>>153497917Post character I know and Ill tell you. Is this like Deadpool the rip off times 2 or something? Am I right Kratos bro? Check this cringe Kratosbro. Please fucking notice me Kratosbro.
kill la bill
>2 days of Touhou getting dominated by Doctor Strange was funny as hellAgreed!
>>153497929Kratosbro will never pay attention to me...
>>153497891My heart is with Waluigi, but my brain says Silver has better wank.As far as I've researched (for The Yorigami sisters vs Wario and Waluigi) all of Waluigi's stuff comes from side games (Mario Party, Mario Kart, the multiple sports and Olympic games, and I think there's a couple of weird dancing games that feature him.He gets a decently large bag of items and skills from those but 0 mainline Mario scaling, I don't think you can reliably scale him to Wario...
>>153497950Why not? He can compete with Mario in phisical events. Seems scalable.
>>153497426Dante should have won. Vergil should have won. Final fantasy is a fucking fraud verse
>>153497955More like DONTte. Am I right Kratosbro?
Say it.
>>153497978FRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDDDDDTOS!
>>153497978
The red squirrel was RAPED and GAPED by the grey squirrel.
>>153497955Both lost to featCHADS who do more things in one game than those two in five
>>153497990Bejitabros...
>>153497990>Evil people do evil thingsWowsers.
>>153497978ROCKTOOOOOS!>>153497991The One Above Streets!
>>153497978outerversal rock
Tsk, Tsk, bullying small rats again, Touhou?
>>153498003>AttemptMeaning they didn't.
I’m…gay for Sonic.
>>153497991Strange was thinking about getting involved, but he quickly realized there wasn't much he could do since both combatants are almost supersonic...
>>153498032In a sane world where universal bleach is rightfully laughed at this was the result
>>153497940No you don't understand, everyone making fun of Reimu with similar r>f "feats", Sonicfags of all people humiliating Touhou, and Strange casually nodiffing Reimu while exposing Touhou as a sub-AI verse that jobs to hypnosis will give Reimu more MOUNTAINS to climb!
Does Yugi have a counter to this?
>>153498079>Sonicfags of all people humiliating TouhouYou mean the Sonigger posting their pathetic justification for r>f and sucking off Kirbonic Pikmin's cock in a desperate attempt to flip a MU he loses regardless?
>>153498119Exodia would be equivalent thoughever.
>>153498079That's the spirit! Put on your latest game release (not exceeding 10k sales of course) and get out there and DEFEAT obscure Sonic character most people don't even know exists with disingenuous scaling and author statements! It's all about PERSEVERANCE and CLIMBING THOSE MOUNTAINS YOU CAN'T CLIMB WITHOUT SUCCUMBING TO OXYGEN DEPRIVATION!
>>153498119Is this really difficult to pull off?
>>153498119Horakhty victim. Cheese needs to be the only thing in your hand to win. Exodia and Horakhty are auto wins.
Scp-682 vs Doomsday coming soon...
>>153498130he's having a deep and meaningful conversation with himself about shitnic and small dogs and other wonderful things, don't bother xir
It's lonely at the top.
>pathetic justification for r>f>sucking off Kirbonic PikminSorry are we talking about Touhoubros here?
>>153498161Yeah, on top of Hal's lap
>>153498161Yeah on top of my ass
>>153498179>Futa fantasiesFavorite character?
>>153498134>it was all samenic seethe all longLUL guess the blog confirmed kasen GAPES. didn't even think about that since i tend to ignore shitnic and consider it a joke. well it was fun while it lasted, but i should stop having fun at expenses of the mentally disabled.
>>153498183Superman of course is my favorite hero!
Check this out
>>153498183Ogilvie "Sonic" Maurice Hedgehog of course!
>>153498183Reimu Reimudaughter of Planet Reimu!
>>153498183You mean futa realities.
>>153498161sakuya's knife holder.
>>153498195This mind broken ever ESLuperman in existance
>>153497710Through chainscaling Wario vs Shadow would just be Mario vs Sonic again.
Which matchup is better sakuya vs dio or sakuya vs hit
Who would they fight? No Spades Slick and no Snowman.
>>153497952That's fair but there's still a lot of scaling you can get from Mario/Luigi that Waluigi can't get because I guess Nintendo Hates him. Like items or resistances.The easiest example of this I can think of right now being the fact that he isn't even a star child while Wario, Luigi, and Mario are (and you can use this to justify lot of scaling for Wario but not for Waluigi)
>>153498228Sakuya vs DIO by far.Sakuya vs Hit sounds boring as fuck, I can't even imagine how would they Hit's analysis. Does he have a backstory or something?
>>153498134>(not exceeding 10k sales of course)You niggers told me strangeimu connections were weak.
>>153497618Sonic is the only carry so team Disney. Kuckles and Tails aren't doing shit to help.
>>153498183Touhou Touhousson of Planet Touhou!
Erm, HELLO??? Didn’t you here me? I said I’m GAY for SONIC!
>>153498183Why Ultraman of course.
>>153498247KEK, good one.
>>153498183Every single Kamen Rider and every single Super Sentai.
>>153498183Doctor Stephen Strange after being VIOLATED by Reimu's rod and orbs...
>>153498267damn, still seething? after five threads? fucking wild, bro
Can Kazumi go 5 minutes without simping for Misora
>>153498262Mario....Goku....Superman....Invincible...Wally....Simon....Gru....Megamind...Hulk...Broly...Thor....Mewtwo....Wario....
>>153498247The very first funny joke about this matchup
HOLY SHIT!!!!!! Roy just mega evolved his ALL POWERFUL LEGENDARY RAYQUAZA!!!!
>>153498247KEKAROO!
>>153498262King Mickey...
>>153498314ASHsisters... Don't look...
>>153498247It's funny because nobody gives a flying fuck about Strange!
>>153498314>ALL POWERFULpost it doing everything.
>>153498314Shit... Yugi might actually have to use Kuriboh for this one
>>153498341Ok
>>153498314WINDOWS MAY OR MAY NOT SHAKE
Beardo your cooking is ass
Pictured here: you.
>>153498353shittermon is so fucking garbage these days
>>153498374But I'm black
>>153497492
Sento why the FUCK WOULD YOU TRY AND FIGHT A PLANET LEVEL FUCK LIKE EVOLT ALONE
>>153498314Curse of dragon solos
>>153498347>>153498432>Please talk about yugiohNo thanks lil bro
>>153498451SHARTmon is only known for being raped by Yugi, you will be reminded of this fact every time you bring it up
WHY DOES EVOLT HAVE ACCESS TO THE FUCKING SPEED FORCE
BEASTS.
>Touhou vs SonicWeaker than usual discourse
>>153498381>>153498381But no one is talking about digimon
HOLYFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>153498451You are the one who constantly brings it up like the sore cucky Pokesissy loser you are :)
>>153498475Maka and another irrelevant cuckyboi whose fans wish got with her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hos7hv1Cn8What the fuck?! Did you guys see this?
>>153498462>he's madFor what purpose?
>>153498475Fuwark... Maka finally got herself a black bull, I'm so happy!
>>153498475Who is that ugly weak jobber cuck on the left?
>>153498480>digimonThe superior mon verse. Now go and job to a regular sword.
>>153498462>>153498493>Please please please get angry and care about yugioh!No thanks lil bro
>Pokecuck melty starts>Blacked Clover posting starts soon afterNoticed. Similar filenames too.
>>153498228Sakuya vs DIO actually makes sense and is something fans of both series would probably like to see. I don't know why anyone would want Sakuya vs Hit when he probably has the worst time manipulation powers out of Sakuya's matchup spread and no one cares about him.
>>153498522You already seem angry though.
Gru vs Megamind is tomorrow and nobody is even discussing it.
>>153498475And axed cucky Asta is there too I guess.
>>153498532>>Pokecuck melty startsWhere!?!?!?
>Evolt is still aliveFUCK OFF
>>153498545Peacock WON
Feels like we're just mindlessly going through the motions rehashing old posts
>>153498545you really have your life and schedule revolve around death battle releases? holy fuck you're a loser
>>153498545Holy fuck it is. How'd that happen? Reze vs Bakugo felt like it was yesterday. Time really flew.
>>153498538Sakuya's matchup spread is godawful and people pushing her over Reimu or Marisa are retarded, it's like making the first Dragon Ball matchup into Trunks or something
>>153498560thats all the internet stop asking for more when you provide NOTHING
GOKU vs SUPERMAN4
>>153498545Yeah because Gru stomps
>>153498577Did either of them get any buffs that would make it worth while?
>>153498532Cucks of a feather...
>>153498547>>153498517>>153498494God, the amount of seething from Dekuck stans
Sento your father is a fucking idiot
Any fights for this feel?
>>153498592no one cares about this guy or his show
COMPOSITE SHONEN JUMP VS COMPOSITE DC
>>153498614>Gojo instantly uses Domain Expansion>everyone in DC gets mindraped
>>153498592>NOOOOO DON'T MAKW FUN OF KEKY ASTA YOU MUST BE A DEKUFAG NO ONE ELSE WOULD HATE MY ANNOYING SCREAMING RETARD WITH A DOGSHIT DESIGN
>>153498600hey man i'll try and be as nice as possible when i say this, stop yapping to yourself no one gives a fuck about what you're watching, your behavior is extremely embarrassing
Thats Krusty, who's the other one?
>>153498620>SHITjo Pipe down cuck you arent worth anyones time
>>NOOOOO DON'T MAKW FUN OF KEKY ASTA YOU MUST BE A DEKUFAG NO ONE ELSE WOULD HATE MY ANNOYING SCREAMING RETARD WITH A DOGSHIT DESIGN
>>153498628I think it's objectively tame in comparison to a majority of shitposting
>>153498574yeah i don't even like sakuya but she's iconic and pretty well known in the west, so i've made peace with her stealing reimu's spotlight on deathbattle
They'll do GvS4 when DB has an official canon crossover with DC where they state Goku and Superman are canonically equal in every possible feat and stat
>>153498652your series is dead and no one cared, you should have tried this shill attempt when it was still going on
>>153498614
>>153498614capeshit has no mental resistance, they all get hypnotized into having gay sex with each other
>>153498671>all in the left
I love this guy videosMario kills Sonic: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/yXAnfD1q3_oMario and Luigi vs Mario and Luigi: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/0TFFQyDddFQ
>>153498679>xavier putting mental blocks on everyone>martia manhunter putting mental blocks on everyone >inserts his projecting gay fantasies literally impossible to be a self respecting anime fan these days
>>153498574Reimu has no popular matchups so why bother. DB probably should have done Marisa vs Asriel or something with 2hu vs Undertale while the iron was hot but I guess it's too late for that now
>>153498545Nobody cares about one sided massacres.
>>153498703Yeah, Megamind obviously wins
>>153498707scholars around the globe agree
>>153498698>Reimu has no popular matchupsyeah there's this, it's either stretches out of nowhere (but i wouldn't be against that) or ridiculous """legacy""" stuff like strange or arle
>>153498626>Implying anyone here other than MHAcucks cares enough about Black Clover to seethe over AstaYou suck at this.
>>153498728an actual somewhat similar character to Reimu would be like Dante or something who might actually work
>>153498607>>153498626Yes, YES. Your tears are so DELICIOUS.
>>153498755dead series that whimpered out pathetically and this is how you choose to cope with it, just sad
>>153498745But I care enough about MHA to read Blacked Clover to have another series to HBOC with.
>>153498754>Dante and Reimu>King and Queen of /v/ out of NOWHERE
>>153498767But enough about MHA
>PLEASECAREABOUTBLACKEDCLOVERPLEASECAREABOUTBLACKEDCLOVERPLEASECAREABOUTBLACKEDCLOVERPLEASECAREABOUTBLACKEDCLOVERPLEASECAREABOUTBLACKEDCLOVER
>>153498778>CONNECTIONS>they both won a video game popularity tournament on 4chan in the same year
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/3sviFHJy8OYBOOBIES!!!
>>153498684English kneels to Bejita
MHA RAPED and GAPED my mind.
>BLACKED CLOVER>MHAsissy projecting his blacked fetish onto othersmust be a day ending in Y
>>153498475>>153498592>>153498652>>153498755
I RAPED and GAPED MHA.
>>153498841t. Asta
>>153498841Asta...
>>153498834Solos MHA, Blacked clover, stephen universe, chainsaw man, and any other building level verse
>>153498834Asta victim
The sheep are so easy to manipulate
My penis is so, so small...
>>153498798i guess they both wear red clothes and are broke
>>153498893they're also demon hunters who have missing parents and were alcoholic (at one point or another)
>>153498879YUP! Sonic just flashes his cute tight blue virgin asshole and they all crumble and follow Sonic's orders. KO!
>>153498879what does Lanolin have to do with this?
>>153498920You're weird
>>153498920a Sonicfag would never say that
Well?
>>153498948My hero won. Yours lost.
>>153498920>MHAsissy getting uppity and falseflagging as a GODnic SCHOLARWhat's with MHAfags and false flagging as other verses? Surely your own verse is strong enough that it can stand on its own, right?
>>153498957>SonicFAGNo such thing. All SonicCHADs are straight.
Prepare the celebratory feast
the ultimate falseflag is to claim your opponents are the ones who are falseflagging when you're the one actually doing it
>>153498960>Gets destroyed by Sonic>Lies to himself that it was a MHAsissy to make himself feel better Just sad. You lost.
>>153498353This looks better than almost all of the slop Yugi posters spam here as their "feats"
Deku? Bakugo? Sonic knows he's no contest. He approaches him and mocks him. Sonic turns his back on Deku and peeks behind him, Deku catches a glance at his cute tight blue asshole and his face turns red. Deku bites his lips and sprints at a BLAZING Mach 10. Sonic yawns at how slow Deku is then laughs at how gay he's become. Deku stumbles upon himself to take off his pants and his little plush ultra begins to Detroit Smash Sonic's asshole. Sonic grabs his hands from behind, another tight grip Deku cannot escape. Sonic keeps calling him a faggot for enjoying this so much.When Sonic approaches Bakugo he watches the short tempered loser become a faggot. Sonic walks to him and grabs him by the hair, he drags him across the block at light speed and takes him inside his house. Sonic demands Bakugo try to lay with a woman, even though he is canonically gay. If Bakugo declines, Sonic will solo his verse. Bakugo shakes as he climbs on the bed with Sally Acorn. He sniffles and holds back tears while Sonic smugly watches the FAGGOT lose his mind.KO!
Can saitama beat up superman?
>>153499006Dont samefag after failing a falseflag pokesissy
F-FUCK...I sharted...
Now what are your expectations for tomorrow's episode?
>>153498960I-I... W-Well... Y-You see umm...
>>153499027MegaCHAD wins and turns gru into a meatball
>>153499021Yes. Watch the DBX :)
>>153499045Post Saitama beating up Superman in a Death Battle. :)
>>153499027Kind of bad animation but the analysis will be entertaining. Gru wins it though. He has more realistic win cons
>>153499045k.Now for the real death battleMy dad vs your dad
>>153499021pretty easily
Rex is so lucky...
Next time is going to be scp-682 vs Doomsday im 100% sure it will be
>>153498703Yeah, Gru obviously wins
Cucky Asta.
Saitama? No limits. At all. One shots your hero. And that character you're thinking of right now, yes even that guy.
>>153499027Really bad animation.
>>153499091Can you post Saitama beating Popeye?
>>153499081keep telling yourself that
Next time is going to be a frieren matchup
I RAPED and GAPED Blacked Clover.
>>153499091>Saitama? No limits. At all. One shots your heroIsn't that the opposite of what he wants to happen
>>153499110Deku...
>>153499096He knocked him into pieces, but Popeye cheated with spinach to come back and get a boost.
>>153499106no one cares about that shit verse
>>153499111that'sthejoke.png
>>153499110Not Decuck...
>>153498671
>>153499058https://youtu.be/iGFI6pgnhFwOfficially video on the channel :)It's a death battle :)
>>153499027At some point megamind surrounds gru and the Minions with brainbots in similar scene where he yells "you dare to challenge megamind"
My unpopular series with no sales just ended, please care...
>>153499141Clovercuck...
>>153499141no :)
>>153499119Keep crying Sonic/comic/fag
>>153499119>Black Clover out of nowhere
>>153499116>His hero doesn't have revival hax
>>153499141>
>hypnotizes your favorite jobberDone.
So...what does Popeye do if his opponent just prevents him from eating spinach?
>>153499156no one cares about your shit verse :)
I-I'm a black bvll you know, even though Noelle gets fucked by Deku while I watch...
>>153499106>Another ryona matchYUM
>>153499129DBX doesn't have research so it's not a Death Battle. :)
>MHAsissies still angry over Deku's loss
>>153498728>stuff like strangePlease don't waste Strange on Touhou, even if he genuinely has no better options (I doubt it) I'm already mad that people who clearly don't know shit about him are bringing him up just to shit on Touhou when the character is so much more than that
>>153499141>God Of War out of NOWHERE
>>153499174>jobs to glassBOOM
>>153499188What does the "DB" in "DBX" stand for again? And the fact people voted for Saitama to win just makes it more hilarious.
>>153499176He gets another can of spinach
>>153499188Look in the wiki you love so much :)Saitama won :)The people wants him to win :)DBX = Death Battle
>>153499198>>Jobs to glass>SS4 Goku out of NOWHERE
ENTER: The Indie TITANS!
>>153499177Ok faggot
>>153499226Powerscale this.
>>153499176He takes out another can of spinach
>>153499247Complex outerversal glass when downplayed btw
Saitama ruins SupeRAPEDsissy's beloveed "perfect winning streak" and he's permanently nindbroken :)
>>153499243:)
>NindbrokenSuperman won without even needing to lift a finger :)
>>153499181FUARK IT'S CANON!
kratos making that flamoyant face
>he doesn't know about the deleted DBX fighthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwwZBWJVVtI
>>153499270Superman using his falseflag knowledge he got from his time in israel...
>>153499277>(+2)>(+1)>(+1)What do these mean
>>153499305>2+2=4>0+1=1>2+1=3
>>153499330Why separate them in the first place?
>Touhou vs JJKSukuna vs Sukuna (Maybe Mizuchi vs Yuta?)>Touhou vs Naruto Kaguya vs Kaguya >Touhou vs Jojo's Sakuya vs DIO>Touhou vs Dragon Ball Sakuya vs Hit (or Marisa vs whoever can use a Kamehameha for the Master Spark vs Kamehameha clash) Touhou vs One of Fujimoto's manga Mokou vs Agni (maybe Makima vs Zanmu or Yachie?) >Touhou vs Bleach Reimu vs Ichigo Yukari vs Aizen Yuhaba vs Okina This is all I can think of for Touhou vs Shounen Jump Is there any Touhou vs BnH or Touhou vs One Piece Match up?
>>153499342kill yourself
>>153499342These matchups fucking blow ass.
>>153499342Murasa vs One Piece verse (they all use boats)
>>153499358Yeah, I'm only looking for fights that kinda make sense even if just for a meme (Like Shinmyomaru fighting Sukuna only because they share names) Not something to seriously consider.
Boy, Tails, I sure do love breast and vaginas on WOMEN.
>falseflag! falseflag! Prove anyone here is falseflagging without appealing to emotion or sounding ETL
>>153497978People will look at this jobber and go, Well, Statements and chainscaling make him way stronger than what he's consistently shown to be in canon, but won't give Mark the same benefit because it would make him stronger than Superman
ENTER
>>153499390W-who are you!?What happened with the real sonic!?
>>153499390Bizarro Sonic...
>>153499398>Why notBecause Invincible is one of the most boring verses I can possibly think of.
Post Mario's perfect penis size rankings. :)
>>153499398Kys faggot
>>153499411He wouldn’t say this.
>>153499411I can't......
Moro vs omnipotus i think its interesting
>>153499398You are in charge of writing the script for this episode.How can you justify Gohan using Beast mode (or whatever is called) against Mark?>Hard modeNo OOC moments for Gohan
>>153499432>Moro vs Featless Fraud
>>153499335To denote the fact they came from a separate but still canon series?
Why yes, Knuckles, I do indeed fornicate with WOMEN, ones that where born women and chose to STAY women. Of course I touch their breast and enjoy the feel of their uterus.
>>153499398Chainscaling to crossover characters is kinda....
>>153499411He would say this.
>>153499444>Still canonCancelled with no research. That's why it's separate. Hope that helps.
>>153499460Scourge…
>>153499413You hate him because he speaks the truth.
Lois, Jimmy, call the Justice League, I stapled my cock to the ceiling fan again. :)
>>153499487He wouldn’t say this.
Give me a Bazz matchup NOW
>>153499493He'd turn the ceiling fan full blast and recreate this.
>>153499487>Superman, you can't keep doing this to yourself after losing to Saitama.
>>153499501What a couple of fags.
I can't waiting for someone else to get a third death battle win. Literally anyone else...
I just had sex... And it felt so good!! (with a biological woman btw)
>I can't waiting
>>153499460BEGONE SKIN WALKER! I KNOW WHO YOU ARE! RETURN THE ORIGINAL SONIC TO US!
ZAMN Strange looks like THAT!?
Back in the 1970s, I was dating a woman who had an identical twin, but I ended up banging both of them. Jimmy and Bruce always asked me though: "Clark, how can you tell the difference between them?". It's easy! Julie painted her nails purple. And Bob had a penis!
REIMUMOOOOOOOON!
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>>153499519>I can't waitingSuperESL...
>>153499503Miku Black
I'll be honest I fully believe anyone genuinely hating on Superman is a Zspic.
>>153499573It's icky vic
>>153499463Look, if it's canon, then there is no reason not to use it.
>>153499561My brain is too small Is Reimu's number bigger than Simon's?
>>153499501>three faggotsMHAfags, these are your HEROES!?
I'll be honest I fully believe anyone hating on Superman is a Koslovian CHAD
>spamming a Superman wins image as slanderThis is ASAARasissies levels of mind broken
>>153499554They rarely miss with Strange's designs, the guy always looks good
>>153499396I don't know, maybe the fact that he spouted the same smilling face creed that he does on an hourly basis?
>>153499439So being in characters matters, now ?! What about Krasura?!
>Spamming a Superman wins image as slanderThis is CHADsura levels of mind healthy
>>153499390As opposed to them on men?
One night, I was walking down a lonely road. No one uses this road. But I see at the end of the road, three women. I decide to get closer. When I got within ear shot of them, I asked them. 'Hey Ladies, why are you three women using this road? There's nothing that way!' and they flew away. They where birds the entire time.
>>153499607Anyone can add a smile to their post. You should try it :)
>>153499616>They where birds...
>>153499501>Bakugou rides his own car and has his own hero agency >Deku takes public transport and free rides from his friends Why? Deku should at least own a bike or something to move around
>>153499460Scourge the canon rapist...
Superman and Goku? Sonic gets to work. In his base form he uses his infinite speed to blitz around them, making them dizzy and then he gets destroys their clothes with his way greater strength. Then he whips out his tight blue hedgehog asshole which immediately turns them both gay. Sonic then takes out his cock and uses it to gobble them both up. Inside Sonic's slimy urethra Superman and Goku are latched onto each other and forced to make out and grind their naked bodies together as they start crying because now they're faggots. Sonic's cock juices then digests and dissolves them as Sonic strokes his massive engorged veiny penis as both Superman and Goku are still alive and conscious, knowing they're now semen for GODnic. Being another man's cum is the height of being a fag which they know will be true for all eternity. K.O.!
>Superman causing a massive meltdown and false-flag attackWho is his HERO? Goku?
>>153499616Schizonic...
>>153499561>still slower than the Transformers G1 feat>also dimensionally lower>also outerversally lower
So when I visited Gotham, I hung out with Harley and Ivy as their paroll officer. I think they greatly mistood what I replied with when they asked me what I wanted for my birthday. I said 'I wanna watch'. Long story short, I got a nice new rolex.
>>153499616INSANEnic...
>SLOWnic postinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3fxu4OYMJs
>>153499643Who else hates Superman more than Zspics?
>>153499651>Slower than transformers How much does DB Nerf this series!?
One time I painted my penis orange, so when I whipped it out, Amy screamed 'YO GABBA GABBA!'. Dumb bitch drank my TruMoo.
>stream of consciousness from SCHIZOnic and SCHIZOperman>inane barely coherent Shonengroid babble>transhou displaying typical transexual behaviorNow THIS is what I'm talking about!
>>153499569>>153499528I can't believe Miku (Negra) Managed cure Sonic's homosexuality...
>>153499643FAgonball Fags like him should be forced to watch their hero's bootyhole get violated endless by Sonic and Superman as they tag-team him doggy style
>>153499561Damn...How are they so SLOW
>Spam of specifically Superman and Sonic back to backWho's their common enemy...
fucking wild.
ENOUGH post feats!
Gru? DemoralizedThe Minions? Being skinned alive and tortured for the rest of time because they canonically cannot dieDr. Nefario? Hung like everyone else who defys MegamindGru's throat? Slit wide openGru's family? In Megamind's haremThe winner? Megamind, of course
>>153499623Nigger, no one cares enough about him (most likely you), to replicate his (your) passive agressive women bitching signature.
>>153499634God I hate these characters. I wish they would've gotten killed in a graphic way.
>>153499694Who's this? Fucking flash?
>>153499707THE SECURITY CHIMP!
>>153499700Do Not Fuck Wild
>>153499694Damn... All that speed only to end up on the TREE of PAIN in the PAST, which is NOW.
Cucky Sonic
My wife is the biggest whore I've ever known and I love it. She’s let every guy she’s ever gotten to know fuck her. Even my arch enemy Lex and my murderer Doomsday fucked her. Every one of my friends has fucked her. 3 or 4 of my friends will come over to my house to watch the game or whatever and she’ll come into the living room and let us penetrate her vagina. Or she’ll be in the middle of cooking and one of my friends will just bend her over the counter and fuck her.My wife absolutely loves sex. She made it clear the first time we went out that she could never be exclusive to me. Her libido is far too high to be satisfied by one man. I still fuck her once or twice every but it's nowhere near enough for him. I had a few virgin Zoomer friends from different parts of America but they weren't virgins for long! The first few times a new guy fucks her they're rather shy/withdrawn when they come over and try to make up some bullshit about a news report but after they've fucked her a few times they just say "hey Clarks, I'm here to fuck Lois” when I answer the door.One of the biggest perks of having a sexually liberated wife is that she NEVER turns down sex. Even when she’s on her period she'll ASK me to fuck her, because it makes her feel better. None of this bullshit "not tonight, Clark, I got my guts smashed by Jimmy" nonsense. During her birthday party last year she must have let at least 20 members of the Jusitce League fuck her but even then when she came to bed she put the collar on me and engaged in mindblowing BDSMI don't know what the hell happened between the 70's where the attitude was "free love" and today where men think "if she's slept with one other man she's a whore" but it's ridiculous. Sex is fucking awesome. If anything women need to be MORE sexual like my wife is. Unfortunately most whores nowadays are picky as fuck. You can't be a real whore if you won’t make getting gangbaned by every single Superman from all 52 universes canon.
ONE TIME TWO LESBIANS DRAGGED ME BEHIND A DUMPSTER AND FORCE FED ME A ROOM TEMPERATURE HAMBURGER
>brown on brown violence between SHITnic, SHITku and SHITpermanSad to see. Thank God my hero is below this sort of jester fight.
HOLY FUAARRRRRKKKKK
>Dumb bitch drank my TruMoo
>>153499716Why are you upset about a little friendly banter
>>153499754Ultramanbro...
I'm glad Deku was able to find someone who loves him. In all my 33 years of living, no girl has ever found me attractive, so now I will like vicariously through Deku.
>>153499754>my hero is below this sort of jester fight.*looks below*your hero is a monkey
>>153499786Narutobro...
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Transformers_Cosmology>17, if not 21 Dimensional Layers>SIX LAYERS into Outerversalhttps://g1-team.com/2023/10/08/death-battle-predictions-freeza-vs-megatron/>In Dreamwave, the Autobot Mainframe can calculate pi to a centillion digits (5.28 Duononagintillion times the speed of light)>or just flat out ImmeasurableBOOM.
>>153499786Astacuck...
>>153499786Ichigobro...
>>153499786You think that guy who squandered the tomboy girl hitting on him is still even alive? Wrote her number in his yearbook and everything
>>153499665they fear glup shitto feats
>>153499786Luffybro...
>>153499792I haven't even watched past the Chunin Exams, so I can't be a Naruto bro.
OUR HERO is so cool.
>>153499786Bejitabro btw
>>153499786Megamindbro...
>>153499789THE DEATH BATTLE CHIMP STRIKES AGAIN
>>153499786Supermanbro...
>>153499786No one has made fun of me for saying I will like vicariously through Deku instead of I will live vicariously through Deku. This place is getting sloppy.
>>153499822It's mostly just a riff on how the MHA fanbase is really similar to the Naruto self-insert one. Pretty much all their fanfiction is just self-insertion where Deku is out of character (like with Naruto in the 2000s)
>>153499814>still e2000 slower than fucking doctor who
OUR HEROES... And Deku I guess
Ahh... That was a good rape... Can't wait to do it again next thread...!
>>153499877just denji
>>153499877Deku, the Pro Hero!Asta, the Wizard King!Yuji, the Special Grade Sorcerer!And...um...
>>153499814>Calculate piThat's it?
>Robbed against Hiei>Other matchups are against opponents he's completely fucked against like Riku (Riku has superior stats all around as well as fucking time magic) and Uryu (Antithesis GG)Poor Sasuke.
>>153499900and the guy who gets more sex than the other 3 combined
>>153499917
>Denji is based off Finn and Pochita off JakeWow. No wonder Denji is such a loser. Thanks, Fujimoto.
The thread winner? The same as always
>>153499900It's Florida Woman!
>>153499907They'll feed him Potential Man.
>>153499903you also have Earth Wars with Lightspeed searching a decillion dimensions per femtosecond
>>153499952Nah, Aki is for Megumi.
Wiz? He solos every character in this thread.
>>153499935Hakurei Reimu!
>>153499935
Cloversissies have the worst case of little brother syndrome I've ever seen.
>>153499998>
>*aborts your child*What are you gonna do about it, little bitch?
>>153499995whats wrong with her feats?
Noelle's pussy belongs to me
>>153500006He isn't wrong though. They really tried to be Naruto but wizards down to almost beat for beat ripping off the zabuza arc
Black clover ended and its entire thunder got stolen by the Mha epilogue
Akuma vs Raoh, or Akuma vs Younger Toguro?
>>153500029CHADku...
>>153500041>>153500041>>153500041
>>153500030And MHA had their own Sasuke Retrieval Arc.
>>153500037Sad but true. Clovertroons can't stop losing.
>>153500054And subverted it by having Bakugo calling the League a bunch of Fags and staying a hero
>>153500012>break neck >*turn you into a breeding sow*>Still wet from VILTRUMITE penis >hate rape GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT
>>153500075NOOOOOOOO YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO POINT THAT OUT!
>>153499198he was flung into that glass at SUB-SONIC speed by WALL LEVEL star platinum to be honest
>>153500075Dude, anyone with two functioning braincells would've seen this coming a mile away because shigiraki is canonically in the beginning a socially retarded man child who was basically a school shooter. He is still basically that in the end but at least my villain academia was cool.
JANNYTOOOSSSSS!!!
KINGnny!
Janny is too strong. I kneel.
I actually thought the animation for Janny vs. Anon was goodI know a lot of people had problems with it, but I thought it was great.Even if you disagree about Anon losing, given the power gap between the two it makes sense for Janny to take little damage. It also put Janny in some kind of a mentor or elder role to Anon, and let Janny show how far xhe had come by defeating someone who had been down the same path as xim. Xe wasn't just fighting Anon, Xhe was TEACHING Anon. And I think that's very heartwarming in a way. That Janny would take the lessons he learned and help someone who was just like him.If this weren't a /DBG/ thread I'm sure they would have ended cordially and taught each other well. The alternate ending is weird, even if heartwarming in its own way. It was nice to see Janny reunite with xis hotpockets, but it feels weird to have xim just stand there and take that snack.I haven't participated in Anon's thread though (but after watching this fight I think I might lurk!) so I might be missing stuff but as a big Death Battle fan I thought they did Janny justice and from what I saw they treated Anon with the utmost respect. What character has ever gotten an alternate ending made just for them?
