Best character who did nothing wrong editionQOTT: what do you like about Vriska?Doomed timeline: >>153480549
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>>153499001>qottthinking about it i don't think i like anything about her
>>153499001Nothing
>>153499001When she gets beaten up
Homestuck is never going to be good again is it
can you homosuckers stop going into deltarune threads?it's not gonna be a thing there, stop trying for hell's sake
>>153499186can you deltatrooners stop going into homestuck threads?it's not gonna be a thing there, stop trying for hell's sake
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>>153499186Dess WILL be a Vriska expy, Dessriel WILL be the second coming of Spider8reath and you WILL like it
>>153499186Is that you, THE TOBY FOX???
>>153499003Yeah, Mom's big black futa cock
>>153499319did gookmoot and the mods break being able to hover over cross-thread replies to see what the original post was or did i just hallucinate that even being a feature
>>153499355Yeah I was surprised too. That definitely used to work
is hs worth reading after the scratch? I got to it a while back and haven't gotten around to continuing.
>>153499523God no.
>>153499001>QOTTi like that she's dead.
>>153499186Like it or not Homestuck and Undertale are entwined at the soul.
>>153499523>is hs worth readingno???
this was where i peaked, art-wise
>>153499523yes. if you're already this deep into it you gatta finish it
>>153499186no
>>153499222not until you stop trying to talk about whatever the fuck quadrants are there>>153499265real>>153499271whats the meaning of this>>153499272no im a /v/ schizophrenic >>153499631FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT SHIT SHIT
>>153499523As a whole? Not really. The comic keeps being good for a while but the scratch is the single best point to jump the ship simply because it happens before we meet new characters and get introduced to new plot points that will be "resolved" at the end so once you start A6 you'll feel compelled to either wade through shit till the very end or drop it at a point that won't as satisfying and conclusive as Cascade
>>153499726corny ass nigga ew get outta here
>>153499739i swear if i see another one of you freaks there another time ill come here and shit up your general forever
>>153499763leave nigga, leave
>>153499763do that and i gape your bussy
>>153499763No one cares about your shit general get out already nigga no one from here is going there
>>153499726>whats the meaning of thisThese are the true and canon designs of December "Dess" Holiday, the supercool and narratively important punk girl from Deltarune that definitely bears no similarity to Vriska Homestuck whatsoever
>>153499813NO. NO SHE'S FUCKING NOT. I SWEAR TO FUCKING CHRIST IF SHE'S ANYTHING LIKE VRISKA I'M KILLING (You) SPECIFICALLY. FUCK OFF COMPLETELY
she's so silly i love her <3
>>153499763how attention starved
>>153499870yeahlast major update from toby was december last yearwe're starving
isn't it fucked up how Dirk succeeded in destroying lil hal? Like, being ARquius is essentially identity death, since he's like 86% Equius and only 3% lil hal. He's Equius with glasses for fuck's sake.
>>153499846Does she know John Egbert could kill her whenever he pleases?
>>153499846Does he know Jade Harley could rape him whenever she pleases?
>>153499931You think you're fucking funny don't you?
>>153499908>tfw you try to kill your sister and she shrinks you and is 4.13 seconds away from stuffing you in her pussy>>153499931this>>153499945he is
>>153499945No I'm worried for John's virginity.
8est panel in all of homestuck
>>153499831Do you trust Tobias "Radiation" Vulpes not to be a derivative hack for the umpteenth time? Do you truly think things can't get worse when Dess is already a blatant rip off of Mother 3's Claus?
>>153499948>>153499970This Jade Harley girl would try and use her stupid green shit space powers on the John Egbert without ever knowing that her head's already caved in down to her vagina from a single hammer swing.
>>153499763Cant ruin the ruined
>>153499887These fucking glasses deserved worse, Dirk should've killed the silicon fucker for his pre-session 5D chess that costed him and Roxy their lives for no tangible benefit
>>153500002pictured: john when he realizes that the moment he even thinkss about stopping satisfying his sister's intense sexual urges that he'd be speed blitzed, shrunken, and instantly K.O'd with all of the cum in his balls drained>>153500074wrong.
ironically basediborn was real for this
>>153499186I will go there to rape every single poster and lurker.
>>153500002>>153500079Why would either of them do that to the other when John can clearly use his breath power to optimally circulate oxygen through his body in order to increase his vigor and just outlast Jade by giving her unlimited backshots?
>>153500100true snowgrave mindset
Okay but why did Toby base Noelle on Hussie? Comic Hussie and Noelle share a color scheme, Andrew's mom's name is Holliday, Noelle's dad is dying in-game while Hussie's dad died which subsequently made him spiral.We did Radiation let us not!rape Andrew Hussie as a female reindeer? What is he trying to tell us?
>>153500212because toby was raped by hussie?? Duh?? Fucking retard.
>>153500212>We did Radiation let usare you an genius?
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>>153500212what do you think they were doing on that basement?
>>153500291sucking and fuckin
>>153500212Andrew snowgraved Toby into making music so in retaliation/as a subconscious cry for help, tobert made Noelle.
>>153500304sneeding and feeding
Andrew Hussie's reindeer pussy...
>paints his chest like hes my personal bucket
>>153499631post full pic?
>>153499985err one of the serkets have the horn on the wrong side
>>153499001>QOTTI like to see her suffer because its hot to see woman bleed.
Can anyone confirm that Andrew's mom surname is holiday? i tried to look up but nothing comes in my search engine about his family members name. only him.
>>153500456I really like your brush
I'm so fucking hungry uuuuuooogh
>>153500825me when i see janes cakes
>>153500456i made a thing for you just now wait a sec
>>153500773Toby fox told me at a convention
>>153501072>>153500456https://files.catbox.moe/2hglx1.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/cqmz6l.png
>>153501102lmao
my stomach is full of toasty sandwich yum :3 happy
>>153501120Not Crowpiss, BUT! AMAZING!
>>153501120Thank you Anon very based! I will add these to my collection
>>153499186It already is and no amount of crying will stop it.
>>153499186>deltatrannies keep shoving themselves everywhere with their unfunny spamton memes>gets mad when their ancestors keep doing the same with themYou get what you fucking deserve
Hey guys, I lost 10 bucks betting on Further Ado Today
Thinking about the fact that Dirk not only made poorly-drawn fetish art of his friends for a complete stranger (and a belligerent one at that) but also shared it with Roxy and she loved this particular drawing so much she made it her wallpaper.
boo!!
>>153502094Sometimes the aphlas seem like close friends, it's cute.
ROUND 2 BABYMore cosplay posting Yippie!!!
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>>153502486It's all about jakekat now
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Oh yeah, con at the end of the month. Gonna go as Godtier Dirk again
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>>153502917Damn that's visceral, really good shot.
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>>153502974I always like semi candid shots cuz I like to pretend like the characters are real and the pics are like from a hangout or something
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>>153503077I'm actually nostalgic for the original pride flag before they enshittified it with all the other colours sideways buttfucking it.
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>>153503140aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand that's all for now, blah blah blah hope you enjoyed these *wink* I know I do
Hm i think its haven that has the NTR kink and is doing the slowly jakekat thing since she like drew that one Roxy wanting to cheat on June comic. Now it all makes sense. BC writers are shooting at the sky to filter the readers me thinks.
Sweet mother of fuck I can't believe this still existshttps://archiveofourown.gay/works/381767/chapters/624017It's IPGD's fic about Dave showing the crew Boku no Pico. This shit was fucking legendary on old /hsg/.
>>153503264Ooooooh. A part of history of homestuck. Thanks for showing lad i will take a look at this.
huh 8 dot moe new thread? that hasn't happened in many months
>>153503289FUCKING "OCHINCHIN" i just felt like i was eletric zapped in the head. The cringe nostalgia it came all at once.
Made a tier list based on how annoying/inconvient it'd be to have a character's typing quirk.
>>153503297The 8ch UI is kinda ugly on mobile. here is better for me uwu
>>153503307This is interesting. Gamzee and Feferi's are the easiest ones for me. Equius and Vriska in other hand are a lil bit chaotic and took a lot of time for me to understand.
>>153503307Tav hard?
>>153503371Heh
>>153503342>phoneposterhuge self report
>>153503422I dont use mobile all the time because I want. I only have a cellphone as of now :[
>>153499001>QOTTI don't know exactly I just think she's hot and I want her to ride me like crazy.
>>153503477Get in line bucko, Your ticket number is #601274
>>153503532aw man
>>153499001I like that Vriska killed herself, does that count
>>153499001>QOTT: what do you like about Vriska?I like vriska BECAUSE of how retarded she is. she's such a fun character
>>153502094dirk and roxy can take a joke. they are the best alpha kids
>>153504689She has a good parallel with rose by how both of them think they are smart than anyone else and both are directly being groomed by doc scratch.
Feel my pain hsg>me is finally ready to add final touches to the sketch>sharps the 6B pencil>it breaks>tries to sharp again>breaks again>gets a lil pissed>uses now the sharp gillet blade to sharp it>the graphite gets big>get ready to shape the point>breaks again>repeat>IT FUCKING BREAKS AGAIN>throws the 6B pencil out because is a fucking tiny good for nothing 6B pencilI will never buy this type of pencil again the lead breaks easily inside the wood :[Maybe staedlers are better than faber castel? I shall test in the future.
>>153504861Use a charcoal stick next time 5head
>>153504873I hate charcoal because its hard to clean of my fingers and smears everywhere and it is impossilbe to erase. I have some charcoal pencils that i bought out of curiosity and never used again.Pastels in general>>>Charcoal always.
>>153505145What is a havc convention?
>>153505145
Ellith is a architech for a really funny reason.
I want to kms. Dirk strider would agree
The hero of the story. Walking in the endless maze of sunflowers aimlesly.It doesn't know where to go, so familiar and yet so diferent than before.
>>153502952giwtwm
>>153505458Imagine agreeing with Dirk in that of all things. But seriously please don't die. It will get better.
Behold, it is Davesprite, the most shafted character in all of Homestuck.
>>153499001She is literally perfect
>>153505458Don't kysBait someone else into doing itThat way you don't take the -karma hit
>>153505819Don't do that either...
>>153505516It can be you. I mean, godtier is a bit of work but you can always go regular Dirk. Just get dirk glasses, a cheap wig, a white t-shirt and some acrylic fabric paint and you're golden. Also learning how to sew is not that difficult, it was my first time doing it as well
>>153505509your style is really cute anon, keep up the good work
dirk creampieing roxys boypussy...
THERE IS an parallel story about the ancestors of pb and I just discovered now. I feel like its a gift. Im so excited. Something good to read and ruminate...!!! also i wont be having to guess how they where i will have some ground to how they are fr
>>153500773https://homestuck.net/official/formspring/#question226538232941150929> "Old Scratch" is actually an old timey nickname for the devil. It's used in some Twain books. The manipulative devil figure pulling the strings was always the basis for his character, and this was probably pretty obvious right away. He's part devil/puppet/cueball, with a dash of the old gambler/gunslinger Doc Holliday in his profile. Doc Holliday is actually my ancestor. He is related to me on my mother's side, who's last name is also Holliday.
>>153503307>Tavros' quirk>hardIt's one of the easier ones
>>153505582At least he got one of the best character themes.
>>153506741Seeing this pic reminded me of that page in Homestuck^2 where John tells Harry that maybe he could help him redesign his godtier clothes into something more fitting for him, and Harry seemed to look forward to it. I wonder if this was just discarded in Beyond Canon given that the kids just got separated from the rest of the Candy characters.
>>153506749Holy shit thank you so much man. But yeah it is real... maybe is suffice to say Noelle is based in Andrew mom and not in andrew himself then? I would need more proof to see that Noelle is based on Andrew himself.
>>153506908Only wet pussies itt
>>153506851You know how Rudy's dad is slowly dying of some unspecified illness and is almost certain to croak in at least one route? Well, guess whathttps://www.legacy.com/us/obituaries/gazettenet/name/andrew-hussie-obituary?id=18554234
>>153506908You have enough bitches John. You greedy fuck. Its a no by the way. We can be friends and Watch nic cage movies together instead. There is a new one that is a fnaf rip off flick...!
>>153506945.....oh..... i forgot about andrew's dad passing :[ Yeah it checks Noelle is Andrew.. Also based that she is masochist just like hussie. Noelle is hussie if he didnt had NPD hahah. I belive that Berdly is like the negative aspects of him then? He acts in a way that reminds me of dirk and eridan, so this is my 2 cents... Man it would be cool to see a document explaning the real life people that toby is friends that inspired some of the characters and the story.
The one giving Karkat backshots here? Jake English
>>153507132Truke
Dave is incapable of performing satisfactorily in bed. This is why Karkat left him for Jake.
>>153507205I do not support Gay Dave, I think it is very unethical, but in an event where Dave has to partake in intercourse it's pretty fucking obvious to know that he'll never lose.
>>153507513>that he'll never lose.In the biggest cuckold competition
>>153507205jake is a page. his dick is not big.
>>153507720The epilogues beg to disagree
>>153507758so you've taken jake's MEAT? can you tell how many inches.
>>153507769Dick size chart for the kids (REAL) (TRUE)>Jade>Jake>John>Dave>Dirk
>>153507788that mf dirk doesnt have a dick. not even a vagina just nothing.
>>153507812Weirdly fitting for Dirk to be a Ken doll
>>153507720It absolutely is, all Pages are growers
>>153507788Dave is like the only person in the entire webcomic who outright says they cant stick around in a poly relationship
>>153499001>QOTTDunno. I think I had a crush on her as a teenager and she still lives rent-free in my head, but I couldn't tell you why. Maybe I just like crazy evil women and like the idea of one destroying me.It's very fitting for her as a character to occupy prime real estate in so many people's minds all these years later.
>>153507861Meant for >>153507594Calling Dave a cuck is dumb and gay.
>>153507871Polyamory is not cuckoldry, and yeah the point is he's not into it, that's what makes it funny
>>153507900BC team is simply finding the right time to officially end davekatslop once and for all. Dave is no cuck.
>>153507164Do Jake and Karkat know Dave could kill them whenever he pleases?
>>153508383but then jake's page powers finally lock in and he says "your classpect is very similar to hope's classpect" and starts moving thru dave's time stop while an yellow aura starts emanating out of him
>>153504833b-bush..
>>153508470I remember thinking Dave vs Lord English was gonna a fight during a time stop in a much bigger battle. Anyways Jake is getting his ass beat here.
good morning hsg!!
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the idea of calliope being a barbie doll down there makes me hard
hi hsg. i thought this would be a proper question to ask here because you are all some flavour of faggot. i think i am a homo/transphobe and i honestly dont know how to stop thinking like this. it is a geniune mental illness people that indentify themselves to be in the lgbtq community need urgent mental help. i have nothing but disdain and disgust to the very concepts of transgenderism and homesexuality. if they cant get back to normal, they should be killed. i have absoutely no desire to affiliate myself with those people, and i regret getting into homestuck given how fucking woke act 6 (half of the comic btw!!) and the fanbase is. and i know how backhanded my ideology is, but i cannit get mywelf to see these people as subhuman. i try to be respectful and i would never purposefully, i dont know, misgender someone, i have basic human decency, but in myself there is still that feeling of hatred towards the person. i want to fix myself and detach myself from this view but i really cant. anyone got any advice?
the pivot to blatant cuckshittery from the epilogues onwards has go away heat with me brother
>>153508866thanks for the help? i guess
>>153508925It only means she has a wet sloppy throat and long drooling tongue to please you with
>>153508948mhm lets try and analyze this by dissecting what you think. what about these people make you feel repulsed? yes i know transgenderism and homesexuality but what in specific
>>153508987and a butt.
>>153509022Grinding against her scaly ass while she looks all bashfully, as if she wasn’t begging for it.
>>153508948Jane...
>>153508987don't forget the hands!
>>153508948Normies became ok with lgbtq because public school in its recent form (really shitty) lended kids to easily find it appealingWhat a surprise that after Homestuck got really shitty it became fully known for lgbtq fans too!
I genuinely think Vriska as a character is a litmus test if you're insane or not. If you genuinely like her and want to fuck her after reading all of Homestuck you're fucking insane. Like Hussie.
The huss spotted
