lol
obvious photoshop
>>153503304I made that at work one day while waiting between screenings. I thought some would get a kick out of it. Naturally my boss wouldn't let me post it at the popcorn counter.
>>153503304>cinemark discourages their cash cowsUnlikely
>>153503304While I'm paying $10.99 for a box of Gobsoppers at the concessions, they don't know I have a GoPro built within my skull. Gadget, Gadget...GOPRO.
>>153503492and it's not even funny>>153505442cool fake story
>>153506555Truth
>>153503304This isn’t funny this is just a normie expressing his discomfort that people enjoy animation beyond superficial reactions, hanging out at the theater, memes and buying products.
>>153503304I feel called out. Have I wronged you in some way?
>>153503304>hey you there in line to watch the movie! I know you're committing wrongthink. Stop it!Do americans really?
>>153503304>please note these characters aren't real>...but I say they think you're weirdlol
>>153503304why would I want to be dommed?
>>153507776The characters know about the snacks you smuggled into the theater? Judy can smell the McDonalds large fry you wrapped in tinfoil and wrapped to your hoodie. Nick can SEE the Big Mac you've stashed beneath the hood and beneath the back of your neck.
>>153503304so do they make popcorn smell like cum intentionally (so the normies watching movies aren't weirded out by the smell) or is it just a happy incident
>>153503304There's no way that a theater would publicly acknowledge that this is even happening.
>>153507685If wanting to vigorously thrust my penis into Judy Hopps butthole until neither of us can walk straight is wrong, then I don't want to be right.
>>153503304that actually happened during the lightyear movie in some latam country because some parents were demanding refunds, they were mad at lesbian kissing
>>153507962>plap Judy in the ass>she moans, releasing goo-coated renmants of food you've sneaked into your local Cinemax>you scream in horror as a slab of ribs fly right out of her booty hole and onto your dick, shortly followed by a batch of steak fries
Disney knows we want to fuck Judy and they're perfectly fine with. Several shots in the new movie felt like pure fan service.
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>>153508154Judy knows you aren't actually eating the theater popcorn. She knows you snuck in a box of Cracker Jacks. Don't open your door.
>>153508154She's swelling up!
>>153507599>>153507643>>153507776I'm gonna be real. The "Nick Wilde thinks you're weird" part makes it feel like this is moreso someone, potentially a furry themselves, playfully taking the piss rather than a genuine shot fired
>>153506555me on the right
