FINAL 6 HOURS TILL GRUMINDMake your predictions!https://linkto.run/p/UGL89W5FVoting poll ^^^Episode Linkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7FCmmFi8VU
Gru wins.The video will be taken down by copyright laws.Naruto vs Luffy is the next episode.
KNOW THE RULES BEFORE POSTING
I'm a better matchup than you are so I should be on DB.
ETERNAL REMINDER that Toc-CHAD has a canon ass wiping feat.For some reason the super mariachi bros will get uppity over this.
>>153507368>Lupin vs Sly Cooper>Jigen vs Sniper>Zenigata vs Inspector GadgetWho's Goemon fighting?
So how would you guys rate this waiting period?
>>153507382Lupin should fight Joseph Joestar or Inspector Gadget instead.Goemon fights Tachibana Ukyo here. Moody reserved katana users.(Coughing on Goemon is a wincon long term...)
>>153507358>Make your predictions!Megamind wins. Next time is Monokuma vs Korosensei.
Bring me Tron Bonne!
Today my foot fetish was cured. I almost puked up because of the feet stench of a bitch I fucked yesterday.
>>153507446What did you expect fucking a common prostitute.part of Foot fetish is that the feet are clean and elegant.
>>153507446Kratos was TEACHING you about the dangers of feat fetish.
>>153507397Actual peak
>>153507440
>>153507408We need a new version of this for the current seasonReimu crying aged well though
>>153507440Nice art
https://g1-team.com/2026/04/30/death-battle-predictions-doctor-strange-vs-reimu/Reimu vs Strange came outDoctor Strange (7) – Anfang, BangJang96, KrisWarlock, Mudonge, SpaceJellO, Speedy, StationsearcherReimu Hakurei (2) – Kirbonic Pikmin, LokaGee, who could have seen the capeshit character with no continuity would win?
>>153507446you vs foot stenchwho wins?
>Lupin: Bring me Carmen Sandiego so I rape her harder than I raped Fujiko.
>>153507567Stop dodging, coward.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2Y5-4kLb5I&t
>>153507585I thought you guys wanted Joseph to fight Shikamaru and Sokka?
this might be the most "dead air"-esque waiting periods of the season, not even having a good next match is salvaging this absolute clusterfuck
Do that little dance I like!No reason, I just really like it.
>>153507603None of them remotely compare to the god outsmarting Joseph can do.Sokka is a complete who and Hamon can track people thru illussions, so Naruto shit does down too.Both Lupin and Joseph are the ones that outsmart 999 IQ superhumans
>>153507611I guess the issue is that its very decided or reliant on a single outcome.Megamind Wins if he does the disguise watch trick and gets Gru into the Death Ray spot.Any direct confrontation with Gru without the Super Suit its suicide.
>>153507452lol prostitutes are actually very clean. At least the ones here.
>>153507619Depends on how much you pay and of course, where.
>>153507617Or he could just use the fucking dehydration gun
>>153507632Gru also has his one shot guns.I meant to just make it clear that Gru outstats physically and would win a hand to hand.
>>153507567Killed her with a Go Go Gadget brown brick. Sorry Lupin.
>>153507649that's not lupin that's mike matei
>>153507397Lupin is for Ryotsu
>>153507632The dehydration gun is the most fraudulent, overwanked weapon megamind has.
>>153507653>Thinking Americans even know who Ryotsu is outside the few people who played J-Stars back in 2014
>>153507655desu it might lead to some retarded conclusion that Gru would win because it could rain or the minions are smart enough to piss on the gru cube to restore him
>>153507585Joseph is for Numbah 1.
>>153507662The Dehydration gun has a bunch of other De- modes that are even more useful than Dehydration, he could just shoot them with those
>>153507662Exactly. It wouldn't even be in the top 10 most retarded things Gru has countered.
>>153507666It's funny because they have the same English Dub VA. But seriously, Jojo is best watched with Japanese voices.
>>153507585If they started doing Belmonts vs Joestars (just for all Belmonts to win)It could be likeLeon vs JonathanTrevor Belmont (Maybe just the netflix version to make Joseph win?) vs JosephSimon vs JotaroThen Juste vs Jolyne, Sonia vs Josuke and Maybe Alucard or Richter vs Giorno.
>>153507662Minions are easily distracted by bananas. Megamind just baits them away with a banana then kills Gru. Minions are way to unreliable and often kill their own masters.
>>153507678That is why i said retarded conclusion.Minions being stupid is one of the big things going for Megamind.
>>153507462The br*wns have arrived, abandon thread
>>153507687Mariosissies are always here. Especially when Pac-CHADS show themselves.
>>153507676Had Death Battle and G1 blog not wanked Yusuke to planet to universal nonsense, Yusuke and Kuwabara vs Josuke (4) and Okuyasu would have been cool.
>>153507706Why do you want jack sparrow to be raped so badly?
Athena Asamiya vs M.Bison is rad and i am tried of pretending it is not.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzdGGNsnpUYI guess Athena vs Ingrid (SF) or Rise Kujikawa (Persona) could be fun too tho.
>>153507706Joseph stomps effortlessly unless they tried to scale Jack to KH characters for some god forsaken reason. Well, his bad breath did knock out Luxord.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MD1CZdIricI
How many minutes would it take them to completely wipe out your hero's verse? Be honest...
>>153507717Jack has some impressive stuff and amazing luck. He'd probably accidently beat Joseph.
>>153507713Its also a shame that it could not be a hax off with the Jojo character having the FTL speeds to counter the AP advantage Yusuke has....But Josuke is i think the only Jojos that do not scale to serious Star Platinum, Silver Chariot or any actually FTL stand.
>>153507734I doubt luck will do much when everything in PotC is slower than any of the FTL arguments Joseph has.Dodging a beam of light after it was already fired by Lisa Lisa and Being in his prime compared to his P3 self, who can react to Silver Chariot.
>>153507728Also to continue this, it's funny how have Vanitas, someone who travel the lanes between in BBS, meaning he would move WAY faster light to different world's, get utterly punked by Sulley of all people.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtS4XBYKbXs
>>153507729Can any of these guys even beat Pete?
>>153507750Knuckles GAPES him.
>Riku's Dark Firaga got GOOFYED>Xaldin got BELLED>Terranort got DONALDED>Vanitas got SULLEYED into Yeetus Vanitas>Luxord got SPARROWEDWhy is anime so weak, bros?
>>153507746The next thing you are about to say is...."Okay swan, fuck off and post Joseph reacting to Silver Chariot." ... Right?https://imgur.com/a/EX41inr
>>153507750Pete gave someone I knew a boner when they were young. Didn't turn out gay tho.
>>153507746This is the most famous "physics-breaking" moment where Jack and Will Turner walk along the sea floor using an overturned rowboat to hold an air pocket.Scientific Counter-Argument: Reviewers from Reddit and Facebook point out that the buoyancy of the air would require several tons of weight (roughly the mass of multiple elephants) to keep the boat submerged. For Jack to move or react the way he does while defying buoyancy, he would need to be moving at speeds that bypass traditional physics similar to how people analyze Superman's strength in impossible scenarios. Experts estimate the volume of air trapped under a standard rowboat to be roughly 1 to 1.5 cubic meters. Because water is dense, this air pocket creates an upward force of over 4,000 pounds in some calculations, far exceeding the combined weight of two men and a wooden boat. The MythBusters Pirate Special confirmed that even with 500 pounds of weight, the boat still rocketed to the surface. To successfully walk it along the bottom, they calculated a person would need to exert force comparable to the weight of a small car. So Jack out stats the fuck out of Joseph.
>>153507782He wouldn't be able to break out of hermit purple because he doesn't have a stand.
>>153507775>>153507746>>153507782Okay swan, fuck off and post Joseph reacting to Silver Chariot-W-What...?
>>153507585Joseph WINNER Joestar...
Just a few hours until Gru DIES!
>>153507854>HomejobberLMAOWhat a faggot. What a giant faggot! Homelander needs to be raped but in a humiliating way that makes him pee.
>>153507860>>153507358"Its over, megamind! I have you dead to rights!">Gru is almost done beating Megamind to death, him barely able to breathe."Cof...cof... Now that i think about it, pal.There is one more thing different about us.You cannot see greatness...">Disguise watch is turned off, revealing a drone pretending to be Megamind"Even if it is right in front of you!""What...?">Sun Beam is fired towards the location Gru and the fake Megamind are in."Nooooooooooo!">Gru is vaporized as Megamind flies away from the explosion in his flying bike"Hahahaha!"K.O. !
Who wins this? Full composite for both teams.
>>153507854>Speed was equalized>Speed was equalized>Speed was equalized>Speed was equalized>Speed was equalized>Speed was equalized
>>153507878WOOOW WOOW WOOWLET ME GO LET ME GO LET ME LOSE CONTROOOOOLLLL
>>153507887Most of these are equalized becuase of Joseph's MFTL speeds.So its even more of a Joseph w, even when nerfed, he wins.
>>153507883Sonic RAPES and GAPES.
Bring me Makoto Niijima.
Inb4 the next fight is Gachaslop. I know the Avatar movie just came out or something but if they didn't delay or update Hulk vs Broly because of Immortal Hulk, I doubt they'll do that for the failure of a matchup that is Aang vs Traveler
>>153507923>The Hitomi, Hayate, and Yang victim thinks she can take THE QUEENKEK!
>>153507937
>>153507950K, B, C
>>153507950>Batman: Bat-Mite, TASUKETE!
>>153507950Jonklenerbros...
Composite Joker has a prolapsed, gaping anus btw.
I say that is time to humble Personafags...
>>153507978Joker was RAPED and GAPED in the sweltering summer of 2024...
>>153507997...or at least that's what I would say if any of them watched the show...
>>153508001KWAB
>>153508007I am sure some watched Giorno vs Joker.
which character jerks me faster and makes me say mommy first
I say that it's time to humble everyone who isn't a GODmonGODGOD...
/dbg/ wedding.Who's getting married, and who's invited?
Ichigo's got some competition
>>153508020Thor and Wonder Woman are getting married. The Avengers characters and Justice League characters are invited. Also, today is May 3rd, so it's Tifa's birthday.
>Atomizes your body and soulHow do you respond without sounding mad?
>>153507978>>153508001We talking DC Joker, or Persona 5's Ren Amamiya?
>>153507883any one of the three on the left soloes the right
>>153508041>Persona 5's Ren AmamiyaLiterally who?
>>153508039I have no soul
>>153508018Yuuka Kazami.>>153508020>Who's getting marriedMakimafag and his body pillow.>who's invitedOtto, Tokufag, Thumbnail anon and the chimp.
>>153508047>Pretending not to know what Persona 5 isCapeshit fag?
>>153508057>videotoyWas this moeblob canonically raped?
>>153508033Zeztz can't kill ghostsNo wincon
>>153508061No? I do know someone that was canonically raped, tho.
>>153508061Are you the fag who gets upset upon seeing anything toku
>>153508068Then what does he have to do with the conversation? The REAL composite Joker was raped.
>>153508075Cope capeshit faggot.
>>153508071No. Neither of you will guess who I am. >>153508080>more fregoli delusionsYou LOST.
>>153508068>BUTTFUCKED FOR 8 MONTHS EVERY DAY AND NIGHT
>He's here
when'0s the next jojo match?
>Oh so you guys got RAPED too...
Test
>CHAD evasion
>>153508097Remaining semi requested Jojo Battles VJonathan vs Leon JoestarPucci vs Cyrus PokemonJoseph vs Lupin the Third/Trevor Belmont/Edward EldrickJolyne vs Juri Han or Spider GwenDIO Over Heaven vs Sakuya IzayoiDiavolo vs Subject Zero (Katana Zero)Kira vs Adachi
>>153508097Tooru vs Shy Guy SCP this year
>All this talk about rapeZouken: Alright, which one of wants go in the worm pit first? I got my 6 year old Adopted granddaughter in there as well as my son.
>>153508112>Pucci vs Cyrus Pokemonthis is a fucking match? The fuck is Cyrus even going to do to Made In Heaven?
>>153508123It'll be Valentine vs Armstrong.
Does your HERO survive getting fart inflated by Makima?
>>153508134Well, Palkia Dialga wank stuff.
>>153508100Y-yeah...It was awful...her viltrumite pussy was so tight and kept milking me dry while she mating pressed me into a crater, I cried a lot after...
>>153508136Mr. Buu? Sure.
>>153508139That's dishonest, he requires the help of his team to build those machines, and he needs to trap those pokemon. They aren't his.Death Battle was very dishinest with Ash, but they can't do the same for Cyrus since he doesn't even keep those two in his team.
>>153508136Beerus would blitz and impregnate her.
>>153508158USUM Cyrus straight up has Palkiahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0koN0peRHGQ
>>153508036>Thor and Wonder Woman Shit pairing. Captain America and Wonder Woman is the OTP
>>153508097Valentine vs Armstrong is the most likely candidate for this year.DIO vs Sakuya has decent chances of happening next year or beyond that
>>153508168Or dialga depending on the game version right?Also In the remakes he has Entei on his team
Livestream?
Lancer Cu Chulainn would be annoying to use in Death Battle, because it turns out into can the opponent pass the Luck Stat check so Gae Bolg doesn't autokill them.
Cucky Asta.
>>153508194Indeed, so just like Ash, hed just have every mon he has ever had on him.
>>153508197>Luck Stat checkYeah I'm thinking Master Chief negs
Cucky videotoys.
Cucky anon
>>153508218Cuckmics & KWABtoons
>>153508223Anon is planetary
Thanos is still in the Infinite Death Loop by the way.
>>153508225... out of nowhere.
>>153508209's vassal and servant Deku.
>>153508253He didn't tank that...
>>153508168Are you incapable of reading what I'm saying? He needs his team to do this shit. The red chains are opperated via machinery. I don't fucking care if he has it on his team, it's still how he does it.
>I'm getting a vision of the future. My son fights Superman for a fourth time, and loses AGAIN! LMAO!
so how many times faster than light is metro man?
>>153508289Cope and seethe bitch
>>153508308Barely relativistic
CHADtos taught me to become a better man....
>>153508330Asura...
>>153508319I'm not coping. You're just an idiot. Cyrus wasn't doing all that bullshit by himself like some he was a fucking wizard. They literally showed you his team operating behind him.
ATHENA'S NAME IS MAGICMYSTERY IS WHAT YOU SEEKHER CRYSTAL IS THE ANSWERFIGHTING FAIR TO KEEP US FREESHE IS JUST A LIL GIRL WITH POWER INSIDE, BURNING BRIGHT. YOU BETTER HIDE IF YOU ARE BAD. (SHE'LL GET YOU)SHE'LL READ YOUR MIND AND FIND IF YOU BELIEVE IN RIGHT OR WROOOONGFIREFIREPSYSCHO SOLDIEEERRRFIREFIREPSYSCHO SOLDIEEERRRhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwkTAa__3hA
>>153508041it's composite so both
Post your fave destroying a mountain
>Thinks pedophilia is badWHATCHU GONNA DO WHATCHU GONNA DO
>>153508365Japanese version is better
... out of EVERYWHERE.
>Lelouch geassed god>god in Code Geass is the collective human subconscious >it's stated in the Nightmare of Nunally manga that there are infinite universes in Code Geass and that god can affect them all>Nightmare of Nunally is canon to the franchise, just an alternate timeline>the Lelouch from that manga doesn't have a Geass at all, but god was still Geassed>the implication here is that the original Lelouc, from a whole different timeline from NoN Lelouch, was responsible for thatLelouch solos Warhammer 40K by geassing the Chaos Gods. You have no counter for this.
>>153508424Yup, Alucard is omnipresent.
ENOUGHBring me Uzumaki Naruto.
Here's the /dbg/ meet-up preview. Before anyone can complain, it's the Sonic fag who picked the venue.
>>153508483Naruto isn't dimeless. But you cut his profits short if you pair him with a no name hobo like Ninja Gayden.
>>153508503Brehs....
Are we really going to have to use a listroon thread for the day of the episode
my FUARKING heroes
>>153507519You're 3 days late bud.
Which Death Battle gets the most ryona material if one or both of the combatants were genderbent?
Ok, folks. With the power of chainscaling, you can make anyone as powerful as you want! Come up with the worst chainscale you can think of!
>>153508549and spawn...
>>153508590Shut the fuck up Ghost Rider
>>153508539If you're willing to make a post every minute you could reach bump limit and force another thread
>liking Spawn
I think that powerplex from invincible could defeat most of the MHA heroes because of how his powers work.
>>153508549Why do Kratosfags love posting ai slop? Is it because it's as fake as his scaling?
>>153508611>>153508590>>153508629>>153508549I am conflicted.I think Spawn is pretty cool because he was in Soul Calibur 2 and shitstomped Ghost Rider, a capeshit character.Buuuut he canonically likes Superman, which is cringe as fuck.
>>153508296I think Superman should stop fighting fodder and actuallu fight someone who's evenly match with his peak strength like Homelander.
>>153508633KINGtos's TRVE power isn't in a form we can comprehend. AI is the closest we can get to visualizing it.
Cucky Ultraman.
>>153508633Kratosfags are Indian, that's why.
I just LOVE talking about Kratos and it sure doesn't get repetitive and boring.
>Long-awaited MU>Day off the video>No hype at allDamn, what happened?
>>153508746You can do stuff to get hype going, like make your prediction on the bingo and vote in the poll
>>153508697Powerscalers will take a complete jobber like Kratos and claim that if you rely on statements and chain-scaling, he’s somehow infinitely stronger than how he’s actually depicted in 99.99% of God of War media. But the moment the same logic would scale Mark past Spawn, Hulk, or Superman, they suddenly refuse to use statements or chain-scaling at all funny how that works.
>>153507470THEY FLY NOW?!
>>153508753Kill yourself listroon
>>153508549 Simon's glasses having eyes in them is quintessential AI kino.
>>153508746G1 blog came out unanimous for Gru
>>153507358Rooting Gru, betting idfkNT is Ragyo VS Lusamine
>>153508775>Unanimous>7-6holy mother of kek
>>153507397>>153507653If it's any consolation, I've heard more of Lupin vs Kaito Kid in this hobby than pitting him against Gadget. The other more obviously westoid option is him vs Sly Cooper.
>>153508775never knew the definition of unanimous was "won by one vote"
>>153508713Ultras don't fuck they reproduce through pods
>listtranny threadI shan't.
>choopo just yesterday dropped a bizarre lore of mega mind videoOh yeah he's got this
>xis still begging for scrapsKWABAROO!
>>153508799is that red king?
>the troon makes the thread>already posted his pedophilic fetish matchups twiceMay Allah strike him down.
We must make better predictions.How will (YOURS) stack up against the final verdict?https://poal.me/ersjid
>>153508097Jolyne vs Lucia from GTA is a lock when it comes out, trust me.
Why is every attempt at trying to slander ultraman/kamen rider boiled down to>ughhhh this looks gaywhere's the creativity? if you're gonna shitpost actually put some fucking effort into your agendaposting.
I like Boruto.
>>153508799ughhhh this looks gay
>>153508788>>1535087967-6 is basically the same as 13-0 that's how democracy works
>>153508823I believe so
Megamind wins by slitting Gru's throat and forcing his family into his harem. The minions and Dr Nefario are hung.
My HERO? Still here. Sustained by RTH, falseflags and low quality bait. Otherwise, he would be irrelevant.
>>153508869PEDOmind...
>>153508864your proportional representative system?
>>153508870Don't say that, Sonicbro. We appreciate our jesters here.
>>153508869>are hung.unless you're talking about the size of their penises, it's hanged.Also, how the fuck do you hang a minion
>trying to mock Sonic when he stomps Megamind and Gru put together Know your place.
>>153508876>proportional representative systemI just vote for the good color so the bad color doesn't win
>>153508869>The minions and Dr Nefario are hung.There are two ways this can be interpreted and I'm scared to ask which one it's meant to be.
Don't ever let any of these known faggots make a thread ever again.
>>153508869weird to admit your fascination with yellow and old man dick at the end
>n--nuh-uh!!! it's just a book!!!
Post Demonbane doing this.Post Kratos doing this.Post Superman doing this.Post Goku doing this.Post basically anyone doing this.Protip: you can't
>>153508926anons here are unironically too pussy to make new threads sometimes, allowing the tranny spic to make ones about his fetishes
>>153508870Giovannibro...
Gru? Megamind? Sonic is plenty familiar with WEAKLING mad scientists. He catches the two fighting to see who's the most evil and Sonic runs in between them mid battle — the two taller men sandwich Sonic in between them. Sonic smirks and shakes his ass against Gru's cock. He feels it get rock hard "Aren't you supposed to be married?" He taunts. Sonic's hand slides inside Megamind's tight leather pants and he slides them down "yours is blue too?" — He strokes it off with masterful skills. Better than Roxanne would do if she wasn't busy kissing other men. Sonic wiggles his hips more as he slides down on Gru while playing with Megamind's not so mega cock. The two forget about being evil villains and become canon FAGGOTS instead. KO!
>>153508865What a retarded ugly jobber piece of shit. In the west even children would be embarrassed of watching this slop.
>>153508965
Calced from Sonic Color for the Nintendo DS:D=1042 m,t=10−60 sD=10 42 m,t=10 −60 sv=Dt=10102 m/sv= tD =10 102 m/sApply boosts:×1020 (Chaos)×1015 (Super)×1030 (Dimensional)×10 20 (Chaos)×10 15 (Super)×10 30 (Dimensional)vfinal=10167 m/sv final =10 167 m/svc≈10158cv ≈10 158 Sonic: casually moving at 1015810 158 × the speed of light
>>153508947You're right... I can't find any footage or pages of them struggling to get rid of a little bit of light...
I play my Spell Card: RTH. With this, my HERO can get what little attention he needs.
>1015810158>barely 1 billionI HATE SLOWLING
>>153509008Make this journey.
Who's the strongest rapist in fiction?
>>153508865>Red King>Isn't red
>>153509068Probably AM.
>>153509011No one in Pokemon has spell cards.
>>153508503Someone please check if the Makimadog and the Gojofag have knives, I don't want these fags trying to stab each other in the middle of the meeting
>>153509068Real world rapists because they are above fiction.
>>153508549Soulless compared to the original
>>153509106Does that make Genghis Khan the most powerful rapist ever?
Our boundlessly cute Qveens!
>picture of babiesYeah, no. Everybody out. Not participating in this.
>>153509133Don't fucking post crap like this knowing the type of posters it attracts
KINGulk looks KINO in Tokon.
The mention of Minions accidentally killing their masters is absolutely a red herring.
>>153509170>>153509170>>153509170Move.
>this reaction to babiesFavorite Death Battle track?
>Sees babies>Thinks nefarious thoughts
>>153509133:]
>>153509181Despicable Mind (Grumind's track)
>>153509181Retro Rivals of course!
>>153509120yes
>>153509068SonicHe RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse
>>153509196hello
>post babies in general where we know there's an actual pedophile who lurks>others gets disgusted or alarmed>"y-you're weird if you reacted that way"I legitimately hope bad things happen to you beyond the threads.
>second thread
>>153509215>an actual pedophileYou mean you?
What are the chances of Reimu vs Strange actually happening on DB?
>>153509215stop projecting its weird
>Creating a second general because you saw 1 (one) picture of babiesLol
>>153509233Strange, please get rid of the pedo that's lurking here
Just get this thread to the bump limit before the episode starts.
Gru wins via Universal Studios scaling and turns Megamind into a minion.
Why is this one guy so obsessed with listtroon anyway?
>>153509236The chances of Touhou getting a MU are even slimmer than Ultraman's because the 2hu manga and game isn't exactly known for having many good feats to present the fact that their abilities aren't over exaggerated statements and gloating from the characters.
>Victor's thread>sudden uptick in pedophile related activityDid Kojima write this?
>>153509250Don't tell me what to do, cuck.
>>153509255>how do i bring up ultrashart into thisYou're so pathetic.
>>153509255Touhou has a huge presence on the internet. It already got a DBX episode. I don't know when it'll happen but I think it's inevitable and will happen before Ultraman.
Give him a matchup.
>>153509274*dies to a sword*
>>153509250ThorGOD....
>>153509286no it didn't
>>153509274The heat metagame has changed. lol
The Tokushart is really starting to get on my nerves.
>>153509298Show Mega Heatran dying to a sword.
>>153509290Portuguese Vegeta.
>>153509278Go fuck yourself faggot>>153509286Probably but I doubt it because there isn't a whole lot to really go off of. It's statement central for the most part.
TokuSHARTsu.
>>153509236Hopefully 0. I don't want them to waste Strange on Touhou, and I doubt Touhoufags want to get gaped by Marvel in the show.
>>153509313Caliburn could do it
>Goku gets to have THREE (3) fightsVegita bros, who should we fight next?
>>153509236The chances of any 2hu matchup other than Sakuya vs DIO happening are near zero but if we assume that Reimu MUST get a matchup it's unironically the most likely one, if only because they would probably rather make a capeshit fight over Puyo Puyo or Dante vs a literal who again
>>153509307cringetacular post
warframe rapes and gapes your verse btw
RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE.RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE.RAPE RAPE RAPE
>>153509343That's my line of thought as well.
>>153509369Sonic said this
>>153509382We know, rape apologist jeet
>>153509349yes yes however, nuclear fusion is millions of degrees hotter than the core of the sun. And Natsu uses it in his fire.
BOO!
>>153509402Ugly loser.
>>153509405Thor fag, why must you keep seething at this one tokusatsu fag? You know it won't change the fact your hero is canonically a cuck.
>>153509343What about peak?
>>153509402>wins Champions Island and Death Battle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x57_0HOtctk&pp=ygUPZ3J1IHZzIG1lZ2FtaW5k
Cucky Reimu.
>>153509431What even are the connections? And how does Kratos deal with Innate Dream?
>THORTHORTHORTHORTHORTHORTHORTHORTHORTHOR
Bvlly Reimu.
>>153509405>>153509438
>>153509369Lupin...
>>153509457Canon.>>153509450Fanon.
>>153509450Canon>>153509457Fanon
Cucky character below me
>>153509459its hilarious how worthless asians are
>>153509480>>153509493Both statements are fiction pushed by porn addicts
>racismWhy does the existence of toku make /dbg/ seethe more than japan's stance on piracy
>>153509530Shut the FUCK up you pencil dicked zipperhead before I drop another nuke on your pedo shithole.
>>153509530no one likes child rapists
>>153509552jump off a building chink
>>153509549But enough about Muslims.
>>153509552Post your hero being a friend to animals.
>>153509451>ah yes, my Anti-Innate Dream technique, I haven’t used this since the mobile game
>>153509575cant wait to see this fat fuck get skewered
Leave Geats to me!
>Thorfag is seething about Ramen Rider againLol, why does he take such issues with live action Jap shows and movies
>>153509575done
>>153509586>porn addict>japslopperEmbarrassing existence. Kill yourself.
>>153509577The only thing getting skewered in this fight is Roxanne's pussy.
>>153509552That Jap fuck deepfried and ate that cat afterwards btw.
>>153509236It's going to be funny when DB has to verbally summarize a truncated version of the cosmology autism and the whole "stats are even until Strange literally just does one basic ass thing">see uh because the writer gave an interview with reimu once that means she can match strange transcending boundless infinite dimensions an infinite number of times and is beyond even all that>oh BTW this is a close fight...until strange just decides to give himself way higher stats and instantly oneshots reimu
>>153509590he said hero not a scrawny asian subhuman playing make believe in a party city costume
>>153509517My statement is factual and supported by Zun though.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT KEKY PEDO TROONHOU SHIT JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP YOUR MOESHIT SLUTS ARE ALL JOBBERS ANYWAYS
What's the lore on the mind broken one seething at the Tokus?
>>153509596ngl that's one of the reasons I want it to happen just because of how funny that would be.
>>153509610Meira broke you
>Ramen Rider
>>153509236Touhou has no feats outside of the noncanon PC98 games where Reimu blows up a portion of the Earth and fights a creation goddess.
How miserable do you have to be to feel threatened by asian capeshit lol
ok episode is coming out soon so let'd end this thread quickly
>>153509610Reimubroken.
>cytube isn't letting me queue the livestreamdo i just wait until the countdown start>>153509595You're thinking of chinamen with dogs, anon. Japs famously revere cats.
>>153509613Gohanfag tried hiding behind Thor then got laughed at by Ultrafag, Godzillafag and Kratosfag.
>HOLY FUCKING SHIT NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT KEKY PEDO TROONHOU SHIT JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP YOUR MOESHIT SLUTS ARE ALL JOBBERS ANYWAYS
>>153509655>chinksect thinks there is any difference in his subhuman genome how embarrassing
>>153509656What's funnier is that every argument for why Zerohan won't happen was debunked by the DBcast. I love seeing dbg act like they're death battle shareholders.
>>153509666Thor before he goes in to give Somic the SLOPPIEST BJ
I LOVE EATING DOGS AND CATS AND HUNTING WHALES TO EXTINCTION I ALSO LOVE GROWN MAN IN RUBBER SUITS MOVING LIKE RETARDS
>>153508197Has he killed someone with his acausality spear?
>Somic
>>153509678imagine being this invested lmao
>>153509704man…
>Tier: Unknown>Reality warping (Reset all the events that occurred in the series, broke the barrier between the wired world and the real world)>Information Manipulation (Deleted the information about her telling everyone Arisu's secret, as a result it never happened and nobody remembered it except Arisu whom Lain wanted to remember, erased all the information about herself)>Memory Manipulation (Can erase and rewrite memories)>Acausality (Type 1; After she reset all the events that occurred in the series, Lain made it so that Eiri never created her, meaning she was never created, however Lain still continued to exist)>Attack Potency: Unknown>Speed: Omnipresence (Exists everywhere and within everyone in the wired and the real world)>Lifting Strength: Unknown>Striking Strength: Unknown>Durability: Unknown>Stamina: Unknown>Range: Planetary through protocol seven, Lain can be everywhere at the same time so as long as the Schumann Resonance exists>Standard Equipment: Unknown>Intelligence: Unknown
>>153509610
>I like to fight monsters and protect humanity for a better tomorrow.
>>153509704The plural of man is men my brown friend.
>>153509710YupReally awesome scene too
>>153509382..while pumping Goku's tight oily little bootyhole full of his hot sticky cum until it's red and swollen shut.
>>153509739I FUCKING HATE YOU AND I HOPE YOU DIE!
>>153509710Cu repeatedly gets fucked over before he can use it/some bullshit happens that lets someone survive it. The only time he every gets to actually kill someone with it is in HA against bezett who is working with the angry mango where she Reverses time to before he calls its name to put a hole in his heart only for the it to Kill her anyway because the name was called before she time was reversed. Only other time it works is off screen when he uses it to kill a dude back when he was alive.
>>153509451According to DeathBattle : Just because we've never seen Kratos create new haxs to counter Innate Dream on the spot doesn't mean he can't .
Shit
>>153509799And piss
A lot of kamen riders are actually some of the most kind hearted characters ever so it's really funny to see them be hated on principle
>>153508061He fought a man who wants to unrape people.
>>153509739Pedophile freak.
>>153509785bazette wanted to be pentrated by cu in a sexual non-lethal way too, yes
i think EVERYONE is a winner, even (you)...
Thorfag will never be Lee
>>153509783Okay? Where the lie? Like how is that stupid logic?
>>153509730Cute...
>>153509785
>>153509451Could the spear he used against Heimdall work against Musou Tensei?
>>153509722>>153509743WPM, BITCH.
>>153509830It should be illegal to suck this much dick.
The dynamite monkey detonates the small chimp when it oogas and boogas.
>>153509710He killed someone with an acausality counter.
>>153509739>I like to rape children who are retarded enough to like my dogshit show
One hour left until Gru is hung
>>153509879hanged*
>>153509766>>153509745What a loser lmao
>>153509891Hung is the past tense of Hang ESLru
>>153509877SonicXISTER...
>>153509879...fucking his loving wife Lucy while the Minions and Dr. Nefario take turns gangbanging Roxanne Ritchi.
>>153509857retard
>>153509879Gru is already hung unlike Megamini
>>153509910>Rape fantasies with literal retards As expected from PSYCHOru. Megamind will be slitting Gru's throat and taking his family into his harem for this.
>>153509904Sonic isn't a show though
How does a show about grasshopper men make you seethe this much it's actually amazing
>>153509902Not in the context of an execution by hanging, ESLbro.>He'd hung by a thread.>He'd been hanged yesterday.
>>153509926>Megamini ESLru can't even spell Megamind's name...
The next time is 682day
>MegaminiThat's what Roxanne called it, too.
>>153509943you see the joke is that instead of saying Megamind, his actual name, I instead said Megamini to mock his small dick like yours
>>153509745poor Bazett got cucked out of being Cu's master by Kirei
>>153509708The fact that they didn't put this dinosaur in Connections is the reason why I never even bought that game.
>>153509962>All he can think about is cocksFAGru...
>>153509931>What is aosth?>What is Sonic SatAM?>What is Sonic Underground?>What is Sonic X?>What is Sonic Boom?>What is Sonic Prime?
>>153509955that was also right before she broke up with him
I know the difference between "hung" and "hanged." My hero? You'll never guess...
My series is about riding men.
>>153509708He had more connection with a dinosaur than his own wife kek
>Megacucky says Gru is hungMegacucky is obsessing over Gru's manhood again...
>>153510006You're obese just like the fat bald retard you love
>he broke
>>153510020>he's still thinking about Gru's body
>
I-it twitched...
>>153510035They did the fusion dance at the end.
>>153510038Megamind…
Megamind? Shrunk and crushed to deathMinion? Being skinned alive and torturedMetro Man? Transmutated into a Mega MinionHal's throat? Slit wide openMegamind's "family"? In Gru's haremThe winner? Gru, of course
>muh magic spear that kills anyone except it never kills anyone notable lmao
What is the most Aryan matchup?
>>153510035Lol Mega C U C K
>>153510056>has to be bullshitted by other stuff or that someone has to be a LUCKCHAD
>>153510056Kek, even destructo disc gets more action.
>>153510035>Cucky Gru sees a woman having a friend>Immediately thinks about her getting raised by him in front of her canon boyfriend while he sits like a good little cuck not touching either of themHow about we post Lucy befriending anyone who isn't Gru? Bet Cucky Gru would imagine Gru tied up with a hard on while the BVLL has his way with his wife. Cucky Gru is already raising 3 children that aren't his
Why are Megacuckies so obsessed with Gru's penis and physique?
>cuck jokes cause its scaredThe pre defeat cope is pungent in this thread
Cucky Minions.
>kills Thragg, in your path
>>153510080TRANANA!!!!!!
With all this cuck posting directed at Megamind, I wonder how people here would react if Gru lost.
>>153510089>if
>>153509723>unknown sub wall stats most likely>speed: omnipresenceso she's everywhere therefore she doesnt move so no actual speedReality warp haxBITCH, next.
>>153510089we call it bullshit
>>153510059ARYANman vs SPICku
>>153510089Closely monitor google trends for searches for "how to tie a noose".
Cucky GruCucky MinionsCucky NefarioCucky LucyCucky AgnesCucky MargoCucky Edith Cucky VectorCucky DruCucky Gru Jr.
TICK TOCK MEGAKEKS
>>153510089Same way Kylefags reacted when they lost, I guess.
>>153510070>Nerfed by Kirei>Sabers bullshit plot armor>Caster had set up time and her base actively needs her enemies >Assassin has Caster's support>Rider is nerfed and doesn't count>Berserker doesn't die when he's killed>Gilgamesh is GilgameshBro has some real shit luck
Cucky Simon.
The lion makes tender, passionate love to the small dog when it consents.
>>153510116Triple T bros...
>>153510129his spear doesnt work stop making excuses
>>153510129there's a reason people call it 'Lancer luck'they tend to have high stats as a class, but average luckit's why Cu has become a meme despite being actually pretty strong
>>153510089WHEN Gru loses No counter to hologram tech :)No counter to de-gun :)No counter to Metroman suite :)No counter to Brain Bots :)
>:)Supercuck...
>>153510156>Supersissy obsession out of NOWHERE
>>153510140>just ignore what the game explicitly tells you!no
>>153510163>just ignore what your eyes explicitly show you
C-can we go back to calling my opponent a cuck so I don't have to post any of my feats?
>>153509983He's not MAINLY a tv show, He's a video game.
>>153510167my eyes are showing me that they all had to counter it through various means to nerf Cu or use some other ability to stop it
>>153510175Mariosissy, there you are!
The funniest thing about Sonic's "rivalry" with Mario is that it's entirely self-appointed. Sonic was made explicitly to rival Mario and was marketed as such...but Nintendo just kind of ignored Sega and never acknowledged Sonic aside from one small Easter Egg in a Donkey Kong game. Sonic was boasted as Mario's eternal rival, but never came close to catching up and then eventually Sega did so poorly financially they had to drop out of the console race altogether. All the while the series never came remotely close to reaching Mario's levels.
>>153510177the initial wording of the greentext never said anything about the primary medium being a tv show, simply the existence thereof
>>153510180how utterly convenient that 99% of his opponents all had counters
>>153510177No, he's a multi media franchise. It's been like this since the 90s.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
The funniest thing about Cucky Megamind is that his fans obsess over Gru's penis and physique.
>>153510194BOOM! DONE!
>>153510191>game/show makes it so the opponents against the guy who has a 'I KILL YOU' throwing spear have counters so he doesn't just instantly winwoah...
>>153510195your sense of humor seems really low quality maybe you should stick to "ironically" posting facebook memes
>>153510194>>153510200Rape apologist jeet
>>153510190>>153510192greentext would still be more applicable if it were about a video game, try againby that logic i can say >MARIOXISTER because of his dogshit movie
>>153510194The winner... is KINGnic.
BING BINGWAHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>153510194CANOOOOON
>R-ROXANNE? WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN GRU'S BED?!>Wait, you're NOT sleeping with him?! Oh thank Heavens I thought->THE MINIONS?! YOU'VE BEEN LETTING THE MINIONS RUN A TRAIN ON YOU FOR TWO STRAIGHT DAYS NOW?!
>>153510194>>153510200
>>153510215>by that logic i can say >MARIOXISTER because of his dogshit movieno, you could say that because of the shitty spin off TV show of the movie
>>153510207>didn't deny itSee?
>>153510209You lost. Sonic has sissified you. All you think about now is Sonic's cute tight blue virgin asshole.
>>153510206like all fatecucks it seems your brain doesnt work properly, much like dingxiao's ultimate demonic spear of murdering(never anyone notable though)
>>153510206Nta but genuine question. Does he beat Un-nerfed Rider?
>>153510229are you telling me no one has pegged sonic
>>153510224This doesn't not work because not only is Sonic the fastest, Sonic is easily the most strongest compared to any version of Mario.
>>153510222Banana
>>153510241YUP! YYYYYYYYYYYUP!!!!!!!Amy does this daily btw.
>>153510229>S-S-S-S-Sonic-Is Flash's bitch. And you defended a rapist, jeet.
>Stats was a tie in Strange vs Reimu Uh?
>>153510241>LITERALLY all he can think of is fucking a TEENAGE HEDGEHOG PEDOrio....
My hero has become nothing more than a sissified bimbo slave...
Why didn't Reimu just make herself stronger? Is she stupid?
>>153510269Why didn't cucky Simon have a successful series?
>>153510256Stats were basically irrelevant. It came down to who got more bullshit allowed for them. Also Strange has dog shit physical stats without his magical items
Son Goku.
>>153510255Sonic CANONICALLY speed blitz Flash. Maybe if Barry wasn't focused on plapping Sonic's tight cute blue asshole he could keep up. Oh well. KO!
>>153510276the cuckold.
Gainax status?
>>153510278>CANONICALLY>ImplyingPost proof the Sonic/DC crossover is canon
>>153510269why didn't Simon help her beat another comic outerversal herald? is he stupid?
>>153510290It's trigger now
>>153510292>If I ignore it then I won!Cucky Flash... Sonic out speed you.
>cytube support is useless and i can't get the stream to play on my endunless someone else steps up it'll have to be after the premiere
>>153510304>Sonic out speed youIESLB.DONE.
>>153510304>No proofLol. Stupid rape apologist jeet
>>153510304Yuuuuuup! Base Sonic massively outsped Flash canonically
next time is Homer Simp vs Family PeteHome gets raped
>>153510314Post The Flash CANONICALLY being faster than Sonic.
>>153510319>Resorts to samefaggong again
>>153510323Speak English first SEAnic.
>>153510330>againhe never stopped
>>153510304>IESLBGru's penis WARPED your MIND.
M-maybe Sonic will lose in the next thread, s-sisters.
>>153510320Homer already lost the actual fight. What's the point? I think the only way to make it interesting is to add cutaway gags and treehouse of horrors
>stuttering It's afraid
>>153510344DEITYrio on opposite day...
>>153510344You still haven't proven how the Sonic/DC is canon, rape apologist jeet.
>>153510335It's funny how only DC characters are able to win like this because time travel in Marvel, at least as depicted in this video, only creates split timelines, it doesn't affect the one the character would leave.
>>153510335>Fan fiction Meanwhile in canon....
Ahh... That was a good rape... Can't wait to do it again next thread...!
>>153510362Alucard, you didn't even do anything.
>>153510360What "canon"
Reminder that mariachi bros and sonic diapers don't have a canon ass wiping feat which is why they FEAR Pac-Man.
>>153510362Congrats on your victory in the rematch against Dio. It was Part 1 teenager Dio but it's still a win against Dio!
>>153510386>Congrats on your victory in the rematch against Dio.ThanksStopped reading after that btw
thanks Sonicfag for speeding through this threadnow time to migrate>>153509170>>153509170>>153509170
Move>>153509170
>>153510290Still waiting for Gunbuster 3…
IT'S STARTINGTOOOOOOOOOOOOOS
Gru wonNext time Luke Skywalker vs Naruto
