I seriously can write a better characterization and story arc for these 2 faggots(Sonic & Tails) in my sleep. And I 1+200% can write better dick sucking than IanFlynn/IDW/Archie does where they outright trash the characters and SEGA don't give a fuck about western blue Felix the Cat.>WE KNOWYou don't. Joke's on you cause I'm not a Sonicfag. But I know how to treat mascots and how to fill in blank canvases. If you're not seeing a giant textwall full of references then that isn't the OP. I don't need no stinking tripname.I seriously can direct a team of angry gnats(/co/) better than Sonic Team can.A)1) First order of business:Change Sonic's name to SEGA or give that as a nickname, your call faggots, but we are including SEGA in his name cause we're doing dick sucking properly. And also cause 5 year old me always thought the opening credits screaming SEGA meant that was him advertising his name. That's how you get kids to remember a name.https://youtu.be/SklN8ReSf8k?t=421B)Second order of business:AI pajeets it is time ... Sonic Advance & Sonic Riders have good art styles, but if you got an even better art style then go for it.What I need 1) Sonic's spinning crazy face from Sonic 2 when he does the spinball animation, make it Ren & Stimpy tier to contrast with his otherwise good looks. Make him like Crash Bandicoot's stupid crazy face. Make his spikes more threatening looking when he puffs up his chest.
C) New design for Tails which will be hard to do cause this bitch is getting 3 designs at least. 1) lil sis design to mimic Sonic Advance Cream & American Tails' lil bro personality 2) same age as Sonic but make her taller, she mimics Coco Bandicoot, Sally Acorn, etc. 3) Nine Tails villain MILF tier, this bitch is twice Sonic's size and has a very annoyingly intricate design: At least 4 tails if you can't get all 9 since that is a cluttering bitch. More importantly give her white candle eyes on top of her black sclera (won't that be kinda creepy & distracting to 24/7 give her creep faces?) Good point, give her 2 eye designs, a normal one and a threatening one when she races. Also this bitch needs to leave black & white flames behind AND either desaturate the environment she races in (a circle of desaturation like a light) OR just turn everything black & white, no grey. (what about the rest of her design, OP?) don't care as long as you follow those specific ideas I gave you ... well I do care unlike SEGA cause I'm not busy not overseeing if you placed a giant turd on top of my specific ideas.
3) Esteemed gentleman OP, what about the writing?*Screeching Sonic noises playing guitar* we are working with fucking mascosts , you only care to watch them race and do some other eccentric Wakfu and Rayman M tier competition.Here is what we're working with: Blue Felix the Cat, sadly Sonic doesn't laugh like Knuckles doesn't chuckle. Sonic tries to be pretentious instead of humble ... like he's Bugs fucking Bunny he's got that smartass attitude. He tried to be Peter Pan but ... he doesn't smile as much. We can absolutely give him the Peter Pan personality cause it 100% fits his archetype especially with the stubborness and ignorance, Peter is often a dick even to his friends when you disagree with him and he NEVER learns moral lessons just like Goku never pretends to be a moralistic hero, more of an accidental underdog DESPITE the original monkey king being an absolute dick that makes Peter Pan blush and Pippi Longstocking look like she's not forcing her good will upon you.TL;DR fuck you, learn to read https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlKL_EpnSp8&list=RDGlKL_EpnSp8&start_radio=1Out of curiosity(and need) I want you to tell me what experience and education you have with watching quality cartoons. Take note how many RELATED references I made to Sonic.(Aany anny rules, boss?)No pep talk 9 year old sappy stuff. Philosophy is allowed, but not the hypocritical infantilized Japanese & American kind of "philosophy" but no owwooo woee is me (without parodying it) https://youtu.be/9CGih4gMRlk?t=766 -this is allowed. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiAFyEbdjF8 -This is not:(Aare aree you as bad as SEGA, OP?)I'm worse, but in a good way. In a good way.
>You don't know about muh sacred cow Sonic to write for him!! YOu don't understand every nuance!! you never slept with him like I do every night !! You'll slip up and when you do I'll be there.*Gives Sonic blue eyes*>AHA GOTCHA*Sonic drops his blue contact lenses*>I stand corrected*Releases edited season version where Sonic canonically has blue eyes*>AHA I KNEW YOU WERE A FAKER*Sonic drops his double contact lenses in the last episode of the Blue eyed version*> ... I give up, I kneel here's your crown, king. You are the troll king. Do you faggots really care that much about the color of his eyes? Cunt had gook black eyes in the video games, Felix the Cat does too. I'm more bothered by his annoying voice and I want to give him a handsome one.
>0 replies/co/ - where real discussion goes to die. Now post some loli furgirl or someshit.Or turn autistic and post this every day. EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.
Well the reason why Ian Flynn was hired instead of you is because he has a lot of experience and he has shown that he can work in professional field. If Sega gives him money, they know he will get the job done. Now, you can say that he is bad all you want but, in the eyes of a big foreign company like Sega, he will always be superior to a random tranny writing fanfics about Sonic who can get 'depressed' at any moment and not do the job he's paid for.I don't know why you mention IDW or Archie since they literally write fanfics so you shouldn't expect perfect characterization from them.
>>153508769> they know he will get the job done.Unlike /co/ here that won't reply in an hour or so. or even 24/7, right? and their best idea is "Uhh just don't give Sonic blue arms cause it drives my autism crazy">he can work in professional field. Yeah as a professional dick sucker except he can't even suck the mascot's dick properly. Guess that's why he works for SEGA of America and not Nintendo. Nintendo would have fired him instantly for making Mario look bad.>they know he will get the job doneSo do I if you pay me especially if you give me an assistant or the money to hire an assistant. I don't work for companies that tell you "We allow you to do it ... without any support from our part and you get paid less than minimum wage". This is why they hire retards, cause only retards work for minimum wage, but SEGA also has no standards unlike Nintendo's Mario. After the bullshit with the Aliens IP Sega proved that they're cucks, beta orbiters, cowards, easy to bully and lie to. And after the Sonic Mania BS where the Japs got angry that fan artists who spent 26 years perfecting their art and did an infinitely better job , it was clear that SonicTeam are talentless hacks and nepotistic special eds just like Game Freak.There's so many hidden fanfics out there they can use, but they don't use them because 1) they already got men to write them brand new fanfics(SonicTeam) 2) they're antisocial failures who hate being sociable and wasting money on lawyers to get the rights over an IP they already own cause they're retarded and think a Japanese IP needs to behave like an American IP when in reality anyone can get sued over making fanart of Sonic if they refuse to handover said infringing product work after a polite C&D. Most artists don't reply back to C&Ds but American retards in charge of video game projects do when in reality they could ignore them. TL;DR Flynn needs to go back to working at comic book stores and spare us his special eds retardation.
>>153508043I read/watched some of the Sonic fancomics posted here a few years ago including the Legend of Korra one. Most of them are mediocre and boring including the brown Sonic one that's quite detailed and feels like you're reading the British sonic comic.None of them read like American or Japanese retardation you expect, they had common sense and some self awareness, the problem was that they were slop, mediocre boring slop and nothing that really stood out with its own unique identity making you want to say "I want to hire this man and have him work on multiple IPs in his style".
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>>153509062Hey /co/mrade here's a sassy hipster loli judging you and making you feel small yet which also took a liking to you and is laidback and easy enough that even a brainless ape loser like you has a chance with. Roflmao.
>>153509125C'mon man let's go watch some cartoons and "read" some comic books in your early 20s and pretend you're superior to TikTokers.You're all too easy to read.
>>153509125>>153509134AAHH AND SHE'S YELLOW TOO, MY FAVOURITE COLOR BECAUSE I'M AUTISTIC AND I LOVE GOLD LIKE ALL KINGS. THE SIMPSONS IS MADE FOR GOLD-LOVING FAGS AND AUTISTS.Implant this personality inside Tails right now!!
>>153509199Done.
>>153508043>change sonic name to SEGAthats like changing mario’s name to ninentodo, Otherwise it does fit since sonic is what sega is all known for>when he puffs up his chest.Are you gay OP?>writingdont see anything wrong with sonic’s writing, his appeal is that hes meant to be the guy that tryhards to be so cool and laidback but ends up failing,also representing freedom (GTFO trannies this isn’t about you) and determinationunless if the IDW comics n the movies are fucking him up then thats fairidk i only play the gamesalso where is your tails characterzation? you only talked about his design goy
>>153509364whydoyoutypelikethisyoufuckingautistic12yearoldidkalso suck my dickand go stare in a mirror
>>0 replies>/co/ - where real discussion goes to die. Now post some loli furgirl or someshit.>Well the reason why Ian Flynn was hired instead of you is because they know he will get the job done.Cough cough.Seems like /co/ isn't the speed dial for "Hey ChatGPT5 come up with an idea ... that isn't generic garbage". Question is if it ever was... just like was /co/ love?
>>153509466/co/ was never love, we don't mention the /co/cksucking.
TALK you introverted spergs. >We're busy with wagecucking!!!IT'S FUCKING SUNDAY. NOT EVEN THE COMMUNISTS WORK ON THIS DAY.
What the hell did OP mean by "candle eyes" ? the fuck is a candle eye? do you eat it?
>>153509399stop getting distracted you ADHDnigger and answer my questions
>>153509581This is what I meant by candle eyes and why that 1 faggot asked if they won't be creepy to have them 24/7 like some Naruto anime with magic eyes even when you're having a normal conversation and trying to appear non threatening.
>>153508043Hi chris chan, did you finish your crayon drawings yet?
>>153509583You are the distraction you projecting ADHDchild. I have a 3D personality and even when they distract me with "B-butt senpai won't that be too scary for the children?" he has a reason to ask that.AND ALSO unlike you all my personality traits share from the same knowledge pool like a hivemind so when I ask myself "but what personality does Tails have? I already know the answer to that" >>153509125And unlike strangers I realize that these are mascot characters and it's much easier to write with a one track mind instead of the diatribe I am about to write and get severely OFF TRACK:I envision Tailsa as the chill calculated one for her final and true personality.I did toy around with the idea of her first 2 designs having generic "fake nice" personalities.As in Tails in his tiny form pretty much behaves like a little annoying kid albeit educated like Cream. And Tails' real personality shines through with some creepy remarks, mature sentences and knowledge an 8 year old shouldn't have, kinda like little Lisa Simpson if 90% of the time she hid her intelligence and she went "I thought I saw a putty nigger cat" - Tweety. "Uhh I mean I like candy, yeah ..." "What kind?" "Err mint?" "Kids hate mint, you retard, who the hell are you?"It would be like a reverse of Huey from The Boondocks, instead of a little kid trying to behave like an adult, it would be like an adult trying to behave like a kid and failing hard. But not like Aang that's still a kid even if he is the avatar. I'm thinking of seraphims and Weis from DBZ especially that one part where he's neutral.Not thinking of Gohan, not thinking of Bulma. I'm thinking of making Tails another rival like Nine but with angelic nine tails inspiration.So to be honest with my investors at best I have archetypes, but not definitive: you forgot this character's specific sarcasm.Accept the confusing fun interesting slop from my mind as is.
>>153509637Be a good boy and bump the thread every hour when I have to go on break, will ya? It's the least you can do after lazying around so much. Oh sorry do I sound like your father? or was it your mother?
>>153508262Better than caring about his arm color
I'm not reading all of this shit. Make a TLDR next time, loser.This is why I'm a Mariofag. Mario is simple and relatable, unlike Sonic, who has like, 10 spin off games and 5 cartoons and 2 comics that don't even follow the game's continuity. What the fuck???
>>153509900>>Make a TLDR next timeREAD A FUCKING BOOK, NIGGER. THIS IS WHY YOU WAGEKEK FOR A LIVING. Grug no like books?, too bad.Yes because every mushroom/toadstool being magically turned into blocks mario can break with his head and sometimes get coins sometimes get fire flowers and mushrooms(and poison mushrooms) isn't complicated. (Well it's only complicated under the hood).Grug Mario jump good, get coin, get mushroom, Mario happy. Nobody cares if Mario murdered you while you were a part of the decor, you were dead anyway.>10 spin off games and 5 cartoons and 2 comics that don't even follow the game's continuity. Megaman handled it better.
>>153509987>Yes because every mushroom/toadstool being magically turned into blocks mario can break with his head-Erm, actually. Mario breaks the blocks with his fist.>Grug Mario jump good, get coin, get mushroom, Mario happy. Yes. Go right, jump, the end. Plain and simple. That's how you write a good story. All of this complex storytelling shit is the reason why gaming today is dying.
>>153508043Tl;dr
Read Nigger Read, this is why everyone laughs at /co/, they don't even watch cartoons.
>SEGA don't give a fuck about western blue Felix the Cat.Sonic is how Sonic is because Sega is vehemently strict on how he must be portrayed.
Personally I just want Sonic to have his edge back. They've leaned way to far into the Superman hopecore pure-of-heart shit for my liking
Unironically, British Sonic is the best. He's an actual punk, who is perpetually annoyed by most things. He's got that hint of grit and edge about him, you know?Japanese Sonic always has this Christian rock flavour about him.
>>153514211I mostly agree with you, but I do think OVA Sonic is a good example of Japanese Sonic that manages to display something resembling an actual "attitude" for once.He only jumps to help people once it's clear that he's the only one in the room capable of doing so. A notch more interesting than the typical depiction.
>me enjoying the occasional schizoid thread.
>>153514429>"Do you think I'm capable of something that's so underhanded?" "YES! YES!"
>>153514443>Duke Nukem enjoys Far Sidedamn he's good
