Ignore the next matchup... among other things.
>>153513231>Ignore the next matchupI dun wanna >https://youtu.be/5RaU8K8sLTM
KIIIIIINNNNGGGGGTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSS
Cucky Yujisura
Cucky Chainsaw Man.Cucky JJK.
>>153514786NO KRATOS NOOO!! NOOOOO!!!! YOU ARE A CHADDY BITCH BENCHOOOOOOOD
FROM THE TAJ MAHALI GLOWER DOWN AT YOUTHE WHOLE WORLD HATES MY KINDBECAUSE I'M MADE OF POOI DETECT THAT YOU'RE A STATEMENT BROYOUR ARGUMENTS ARE FLAT, THE COOKBOOK KNOWS!ASISSYRA BROS KEEP TAKING LZZZZZZPAJEETS TAKE THEIR JOBS AS WELLBEHOLD THE STINK!ANNIHILATING ASURA!IN A SEA OF FARTS!WITH INDIANS!FABRICATE A NEW REALITY!WHERE I HAVE 1-A FEATS!SHIT ON THE ROADALONGSIDE COWS AND TRASH!LISTEN TO KRATOSTO BE A BETTER MAN!WITH JUST A PUNCH EACH FORM WENT DOWN'CAUSE 9 MILLION IS HIS LOWBALL NOWHAVEN'T YOU LEARN'T YOU HAVE TO LISTEN?WHEN HE'S CALLED LIGHTSPEED, DON'T TRUST YOUR VISION?!!HE'S BEYOND MOUNTAINS CAUSE HE IS MY KINGI'M NOT A MONSTER, I'VE HEARD HIS TEACHINGYOU'VE BEEN DOWN THAT ROAD BEFOREYOU WANT SOME CURRY? HAVE SOME MORE!BEHOLD THE STINK!ANNIHILATING ASURA!IN A SEA OF FARTS!WITH INDIANS!FABRICATE A NEW REALITY!WHERE I HAVE 1-A FEATS!SHIT ON THE ROADALONGSIDE COWS AND TRASH!LISTEN TO KRATOSTO BE A BETTER MAN!BEHOLD A /DBG/ THREAD IN RUIN!I'LL KEK THEM ALLWITH GARBAGE STATEMENTSNO BEARWILL EVER RAPE MY KING!PLEASE GOOD SAARSYMPATHISE WITH MY REIDION-SCREENFEATS WILL NEVER WIN!YGGDRASIL TREE IS INFINITEHIGHER CALC THAN CHAKRAVARTINI'VE NEVER ONCE SMELT REMOTELY GOODYOU ARE A MONSTER NO MOREBEHOLD THE STINK!ANNIHILATING ASURA!IN A SEA OF FARTS!WITH INDIANS!FABRICATE A NEW REALITY!WHERE I HAVE 1-A FEATS!SHIT ON THE ROADALONGSIDE COWS AND TRASH!LISTEN TO KRATOSTO BE A BETTER MAN!SNIFF ME AND YOU ARE GOING DOWNI HAVEN'T BATHED SINCE I WAS BORN I DON'T KNOW HOW!BEHOLD THE STINK AND LET ME KNOWWHO'SE MORE REAL THAN KIIIINGTOOOOOS?!?!?!BEHOLD THE STINK!LONG LIVE THE STINK!BEHOLD THE STINK!LONG LIVE THE STIIIIINK!
I asked the smartest men from the entire HISTORY of humanity for the most CANON and TRVTHFUL image of all time. What did they show me?
>>153514879FVVVVVVVVCCCKKKK
>>153514879
Cucky Denji.
>>153514887GOLD!>>153514892cucky mold...
https://youtu.be/sMD7TPpRGVw?t=15Better MenLike Warrior-ZSun in his eye, now he LightspeedHe telling me he's a Bovndless BeastWhen a Bear almost take his life awayI punch a whole Supernova for fuckin' with meBut he outscale that by choppin a TreeJust cause im brown says i’m a JeetI’m a Monster no longer from todayBetter MenBetter, Better, Better, Better MenWish to TEACH meSaar, I don't lie no moreDon't wank to the lore no moreHave mercy /DBG/Gay Spartan gaped my holesBut he jobs to wall-size TrollsHave mercy on the Better MenBetter, Better, Better, Better Menon /DBG/
>>153514892GOLD!>>153514887Cucky mold...
Did KINGtos TEACH you today?
>>153513231Huh. Didn't expect Guyver to be brought up.
>Yuji vs DenjiIt doesn't matter. None of this matters.
So how the fuck DO you kill these things
Denji doesn't even have a win con against Yuji.
My HERO has had sexual encounters with women which makes him superior to all loveless "heros"
What comes to mind when you see this character?
>>153514945BOUNDLESS cuckoldry.
>Character holds up their hand to block light AFTER the light already hit them>THEY ARE A BILLION MILLION TIMES THE SPEED OF LIGHT! Has anyone called DB out on how dumb this one was?
Was Death Battle coming back a mistake?
I hate the next time with all my soul fuck you guys
>>153514945MOUNTAINS(unbroken)WALLS(slightly DENTED)SPEED(around that of a CHEETAH!)POWER(to MOVE BOULDERS!)
>>153514945KINGs!
>>153514969Kratos broke you.
>>153514945Rocks.
>>153514861Why wouldn't Ash vs Yugi be the prime example of an army fight? They're not exactly physical brawlers, their whole shtick is having monsters fight for them.
>>153514972... are not in that image.
>>153514965just about everyone who saw it and isn't a massive gowfag or a troll
>>153514879>I asked the smartest men from the entire HISTORY of humanity for the most CANON and TRVTHFUL image of all time. What did they show me?
>>153514937DenCHAD can literally just eat him. Pochita ate Barem (a weapon hybrid) and that killed him. Yuji doesn't have mountain level durability or anything and his regeneration is pretty weak.
>Asura canonically wields "Righteous Anger">this is his ONLY weapon>if used in a non-righteous way, it would no longer qualify as "Righteous Anger">he is still able to wield it against KratosThis means Kratos is a Worse Man.
It's Britney Bitch
Viltrumites? I kill them.Shinigami? I slay them.You knows it's true.
Ruh roh.....while Denji and Yuji were fighting, King Piccolo came along and just blew their sorry asses to kingdom come killing their entire combined verse as a result. Just the sad fate of being a street tier verse; not fit for natural selection and only meant for the slaughter.
>>153514939>my "hero" is a foid worshiping simp loser
>>153515003denJEET dies before he can even think to eat him
>>153515011>h-hey I'm here too, p-please give me attentionSad little Dragonsissy. Yuji RAPES and GAPES cucky King Piccolo and his entire verse btw.
>>153514988That whole episode should have been a wake up call that these people are full of shit. Even the creators of GOW said none of it was true.
>deathbattle where we actually talk about proper feats and power interactionsBOOOOOOORIINNNNGG. YAAAAAWNNN. Give me dimensional wanking. Give me Kratos raping and gaping another featsloser
>>153515033uh-oh, dont bring that up or they'll start calling Bruno a mexican janitor(even though he's now one of the Game directors)
>>153515014Actually several women WORSHIP bmy HERO and lust over him canonically
The minions could probably beat Kratos without even trying to really kill him at all
>>153515032What's his wincon against Universal Zamasu? How about Zenoh?
>>153514931Transmutation? No...they resist that in the movie. It even powered them up.Physical Force? No...they tanked enough power to break the planet, unhurt.Time Travel? No...they're immortal.Oxygen? No...they can breathe in space.Freezing? Maybe...but they'll just thaw out.Reality Warping is the only possibility.
Is your HERO smart enough to solve this?6÷2(1+2)
>>153515032dont start yipping too much JJKmutt, you may slaughter weaklings like CSM, but even Yamcha would slaughter your entire verse with ease
>>153515063purple.
Composite MHA, JJK, CSM, DDD, KnY, BC, KGB, Mashlevs RaditzWho wins?
....Where mango vs banana?
>>153515095Raditz, neg-diff.
>>153515055The Minions have tanked reality warping.Carl used the reality warping remote to reality warp himself into Icecream, which Kevin ate. Carl healed from this and reappeared from nothing (Informational Regeneration)
>>153515074Yamcha would hit on Kiara, who only to learn Kiara is a transexual female, and kill himself out of shame.
>>153515053>What's his wincon against Universal Zamasuhe kills his soul
>>153515074Post Goku winning a Death Battle nigger retard spicPost Yamcha winning a Death Battle nigger retard spic
Composite Sonic vs Composite Goku next month. Anything official is on the table.
>>153515053Makes him cringe to death
>>153515117>Post GODKU wi...ACK!post SISSYjo being alive lmao
>>153515117Post one of your flamboyant moeblob faggots beating Superman in a DB, tranny.
>>153514931You canonically cannot. They literally can't die. Anyone's best bet is to kill Gru and scare them off.
>>153515109FVVVVVVVVVCKok they're the only true undefeatable /db/ characters then.
Ryuko. all 4 members of RWBY. one at a time then all at once
We could have had a magical girl fight but Nooooooo we need to feed the hoodweebs as if WE ALREADY HAVE MORE THAN ENOUGH FUCKING JJK AND CSM MUS
>>153515142Isn't Goku canonically dead by the end of the Dragon Ball series?
>>153515146Funny how this implies you think Goku can, lmao
>>153514982I can't speak for Yugi but Pokemon battles are usually 6v6s where each trainer commands one or two pokemon at a time and not 40+ mons simultaneously like in Ash vs Yugi.
>>153515164>all the RWBY members have to watch Ryuko RAPE their teammates while being forced to wait in line>all the RWBY girls getting RAPED by Ryuko at the same timedamn...
>>153515117KEKAROOOO HE LITERALLY CANT! Dragon Ball is the weakest verse people pretend is worth shit.>>153515142>HBOCDragonsissy...
>>153515095If Raditz underestimates his opponent, he'd actually lose to composite MHA due to sheer hax abilities even though he vastly outclasses each MHA in strength and speed. Since this also composite with JJK, the composite character would also get Mahoraga's bullshit adaptation abilities where as long as Mahoraga survives an initial attack from something, it automatically becomes immune.
>>153515174No, it doesn't. How did you arrive at that conclusion?
>>153515164Ryuko is so lucky.
Ss-stop! Don't bully my verse p-pplease!
>>153515142>>153515146I accept your concessions, spics. Maybe stan a verse that can actually win non pity matches.
>>153514931Send them to 1939, apparently they don't exist during that time so they'd disappear.
>>153515221>non pity matches>he says as he was paired up against CSMHahhahahahaahah OHNONONONONO
>>153515221>dodged the questionI won.
>>153515223They do, the new Minions film revealed half of them were unfrozen at that time (and working for Hollyjew)
>>153515221>>153515184>>153515117KEK! You fuckingc bodied them.
*destroys the JJK world with ease*what now JJKsissies?
>>153515184>HBOC>>153515254>RTH
>>153515258Kills him in the 15 episodes it takes him to do that.
Hulk vs Godzilla was their best experimental fight, but I wish it did a better job of conveying a fight that was happening across the span of a long period of time because you'd really have no idea if the reporter lady didn't say it
>>153515164Requesting Ryuko on a throne in a Senketsu version of Satsuki's uniform surrounded byTeam RWBY all dressed as Slave Leia.
>Megamind loses because he's incompetent in the tv show!That didn't bother them with Stitch any.
>>153515270Krasura was their best experimental fight.
Reminder, Viltrumite can manipulate space time via smart atom. That means they can bypass Gojo’s Infinity
>DBspics have to pick on City block verses to feel big and powerful
>>153515268>kill him in the 15 episodes it takes to do thatHow? No one in the JJKsissyverse can even scratch first form Frieza lol
>>153515275MFTL+ jar btw.
>>153515258Nothing. I mean it's a boring answer but Freeza one shots. Nobody in JJK was planet level. The only chance the JJK vs has if Freeza used a lower damage ki blast on a part of Mahoraga, Mahoraga survived and adapted, and then became iimmune to ki blasts. But seeing as Freeza could destroy the planet in ROF just by slamming his palm against the ground, yeah...
>>153515258>Domain Expansion>Literally fries his brain>Frieza can't even touch him because InfinityKEKAROOOOOOOOOOO! I love having an actually strong hero.>>153515287Gokek has infinitely more sissy porn than CHADjo
>>153515286Oh but when I suggest that they should have Gohan fight a multiversal kaiju killing alien suddenly they run and hide.
>>153515287Domain Expansion and Infinity, done. Too easy
>>153515286>forgetting the mention that JJKsissies started it
>>153515296To this day I still don't understand their speed feat examples in that episode.
Denji should win because he's way cuter
>>153515308>>153515312post any of those sissy attacks doing something to someone was strong as Frieza
>>153515319you cannot prove he isn't crawling on that floor (9999 million lightyears across) at FTL speed
>>153515334post Frieza not canonically dying to a regular sword, swung at regular human speeds, as observed by a regular human.
>>153515308>>Domain ExpansionHow is Gojo doing that when Freeza can just nuke the planet from space in his hover chair like he did to Planet Vegeta?
>high ki in GODgon GODll negates haxBoom.
Instead of a capeshit matchup like 682day or scarecrow vs Mysterio we get another csm episode, fuck you guys
Post Goku tanking a small sedan running him over
Behave... Or else!
Apparently death battle thinks there's only 3 anime in existence
>>153515336I suppose not.
Was this episode just great off pure luck? Wile vs Tom and Gru vs Megamind were such letdowns that I have no faith in any future cartoon matchups.
>BOREsu SHITsen>SHITgon SHITBoth job to CHADvincible.
JJK will never have aura like Frieza and Friends https://youtu.be/P83Jp4-mYEE?si=Dx9_GEt1BlLxljQP
>>153515352I didn't do shit. It's not like I pay money to Death Battle for match ups like those guys who got scammed on the kickstarter.
We kneel...
>>153515367that was a branch from Kratos' worldtree
>>153515370>KEKY mark>KEKY nolan>KEKY robot>Abortion Eve>chadkek
>>153515346Frieza was still alive when trunks cut him retard what killed was the ki blast, also sorcerers jobs to bullets and knifes
Will Yuji get Phantom Parade scaling? You can get Modulo Yuji to mountain level pretty comfortably with that game
>>153515372>aura>Mets>Niggerdance gifJJK will never have black skin and slanted skulls like a Dragonball fan either.
>>153515382Post SNOREjo or SHITku destroying a planet.
>>153515383well yeah sorcerors are magic humans.Kinda dispels your whole cope when "someone as strong as Frieza" canonically dies pathetically to a knife though LMAOOOOOO
>>153515341Bleach scaling is hilarious. In 1 single arc they went from around city level to universal.
>>153515287Mahito's DE and Yorozu can: >True Sphere (真球 Shinkyū?): Under normal circumstances, a perfect sphere is thought to be impossible to create. Yorozu was able to do so by shaping it from liquid metal. A true sphere has no contact area and generates infinite pressure as a result, making it untouchable. It moved towards Yorozu's target at a moderate speed and was sure to hit if she expanded her domainAnd Mahito's targets the soul itself and ignores durability. There's also this: >Yuki fought to the end and used her innate technique to transform into a black hole with the potential to destroy the world. She suppressed its power using her will and prevented a catastrophe, impressing even the callous Kenjaku.Also Higuruma can probably do something, though he probably can't touch Frieza.
Soon.
I will NOT watch the FOTM moeshit for pedophiles, and I will NOT watch the western FOTM "how to draw anime" bargain bin book knockoff slop.
Couldn’t Frieza just break through time space like Domain Expansion like Gotenks and Majin Buu. Hell, in the Super, Frieza was training in another dimension
>>153515407Knife≠ sword retarded faggot, it is trunks ki that empowers the sword
So Yuji is gaping Denji next episode?
>>153515435Nice headcanon.Oh wait, it's not stated?Nice headcanon then LMAOOOOOOCucky Frieza begs for his life against a little sword (just like all dragonball characters)
KI CONTROL! I NEED YOU KI CONTROL! SAVE ME FROM ANTIFEATS
>>153515432That "dimension" was just a room of spirit and time. Entering it is not a feat.Regardless, even in the Buu arc, characters were capable of breaking out of it with raw power. DBS characters can break into other dimensions, too.
>>153515430Dragonball's creator drew a manga where the only recurring gag is an underage girl getting raped repeatedly and eventually becoming a prostitute.Also you are black and always will be, hoodweeb tourist.
>>153515400
>>153515456SAAAR KRILLIN NOOOOOOOO SPARE ME MASTER KRILLIN SAMA YOUR SWORD IS TOO SHARP FOR THE LIKES OF ME!
>>153515456Are you from planet retarded? Why are you using a fucked up vegeta as an example?
>>153515456Cucky krillin calling anyone a cuck LMAO
>>153515474nice edited clip. This is Goku deflecting an enemy's attack
>>153515469>deflecting to other moeshitSee?>baseless projectionSEE?
>Dragon Ballfags went from picking fights with DC and Marvel CHADS to fighting sub country level Nu Shounen slopIt really makes you think?
>>153515469Underaged? She had a Office job
>>153515467Post a domain expansion being more durable than the room of spirit and time
>>153515479does being fucked up make Vegeta regular little blade level? How sad lmao, and here you were pretending they were knife-proof. I guess that's why Cucky Frieza begged for his life and got DICED
>>153515493Why would I? I don't watch that moeshit garbage. I was just correcting you.
Gojo and Goku both instantly become FAGS when they see Sonic's tight blue asshole. BOOM! DONE!
>>153515400>needing 3 people(two of whom are stronger than cucky mark)>needing an alien super laser to do most of the workkekaroo!
>>153515489>no you’re not allowed to fight back Reminder, King Piccolo solo your verse
>>153515308Freeza blows up the planet. Now what?
>>153515507How is it a threat if it blows up the planet its currently on
>>153515513>solo your verseYou are black, and thus incorrect as you lack the brainpower to ascertain true verse-busters like KING-JK
>>153515516Gojo kills him in the 15 episodes it takes to do that.
>>153515489JJKfags started it.DragonCHADS are just putting the yipping mutt in it's place.
So they are actually going to have Naruto kill Luffy instead of Yuji? Okay.
>>153515526It doesn't need to breathe, it doesn't even need to eat to survive since it was buried in that planet for several thousand years with no way to nourish itself.
>>153515489I don't get why verses like to pick on WEAKLING, barring making fun of WEAKLINGS trying to anklebite you I can't imagine needing to invest time into personally making it be known that you could totally gape WEAKLINGS and their verse.I mostly clash with MULTIVERSAL BEASTS btw.
>>153515528Post him being black. Failing to do so will be a concession, on your part, regardless of whatever cope you post.
>>153515507Naruto and Sasuke literally fought multiple otsutsuki and the ten tails. Goku killed Broly and Frieza. What’s even the point of this
>>153515542Does it also not need to float in space forever?
>>153515538*floats into space on his comfy little chair from his space ship**launches a deathball at the JJK planet**OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO's as it blows up*
>>153515555It can fly in space just fine, we see it and plenty of other Space Monsters doing exactly that in Gunbuster.
>>153515544KINGtos...>>153515548Grammar mistakes on that level necessitates negrohood, white men (who don't watch dragonballslop) are too smart to be so illiterate.
>JJK>Dragon BallIFIGHTTO BE THE BROWNEST ALIVE
>jjkmutts start it>NOOOO YOU CANT JUST BEAT UP THE WEAKLINGS FOR YIPPING AT THEIR MASTERS!
>>153515540Luffy's dogshit series deserves the humiliation ritual by getting shit stumped and GAPES by Naruto. I can't wait. Seeing Luffy lose a Death Battle will be one of the greatest days of my life.
>>153515568That worm flies in space? Gunbuster sounds fucking stupid.
Cucky SHITren.
Reminder we haven't even hit rock bottom for the episodes this year yet, we still have Aang vs Genshin coming up
>>153515571You called me black before, and I haven't made any grammatical mistakes. On the other hand, you just spliced sentences. What now, blkboi?
>>153515368It ending on the draw elevates it a lot
Dragon Ball is moeshit btw.
>Dragon BallKINGtos victim.
>>153515368Wily vs Tom was fine. Grumind really should've been hand-drawn 2D instead. That would've greatly lessened the backlash it's been getting, even the worst researched eps can skirt by on good animation.>>153515590Who pissed in Ben's cereal enough times to warrant these shit MUs one after another?
>>153515540>>153515577Naruto doesn't shitstomp Luffy though?>>153515582It's a SPACE MONSTER
>>153515608>KEKtosSpawn victim.
>>153515597Anime is moeshit, just because niggers like it doesn't make it not moeshit. CHADmics and CHADames are the only things that aren't moeshit.
Naruto has no haki. Luffy GAPES
>>153515614A space monster that blows up the planets it lives on, needs nothing, and flies faster than light?
ENOUGHThe JJK, CSM, MHA, and Dragonball verses Vs Mega Minions.Who wins
Not a single Dragon Ball character is smart enough to figure out Kirara's technique to beat her btw.
CSM's humiliation ritual continues
>>153513231>capeslopno one cares about those boring ahh badly written lame characters, unc
>>153515593>I haven't made any grammatical mistakesThe correct conjugation for a singular noun ("Piccolo") in the present tense is solos (or "soloes"), not "solo"."duuh Piccolo solo you verse" lacks any conjugation, as typical of one who is Black and therefore extremely Low IQ (and a Big Fan of the Negroid series Dragonball)
>>153515625*Him
Ya know, why have they only ever pitted Goku against Superman on DB? Surely there must be other matchups that he can take part in, right?
I came up with a way for Denji to survive his fight with Yuji. Just have Pochita realize the fight is unwinnable and eat himself. That way, Denji never meets Pochita since he never existed, and probably never meets Yuji either.
>>153515625My dick beats this twinks ass
>>153515593>Dragonball nigger too low on neurons to recognise his own terrible grammarSAD! But EXPECTED!
>>153515623Those space monsters lay their eggs in stars.
>>153515623The Space Monsters gets all the energy they could ever need for the rest of their lives from feeding off stars before hatching out of their eggs.
>>153515623Yes.>>153515625*overpowers the hax with KI*Sorry, Kiara's hole is getting FILLED.
>>153515635I'm straight which means if I want to stick my dick in her she's a woman
>>153515624Mega Minions can tank Walls, Bullets, Swords and Fire Hydrants, i'm afraid they're too powerful.
>>153515634>>153515643Why are you attributing his posts to me? You still haven't pointed out an error I've made. Why did you splice those sentences, retardbro?
>>153515540They'll probably do both Naruto vs Luke and Naruto vs Luffy, for max hilarity maybe back to back
>>153515654Yujiro...
>>153515635>transphobiaI will TEACH you to be a better man and to respect her pronouns, CHUD.
>>153515621>NLF!!!! NFL!!! I NEED YOU NLF!!!!
>>153515540>Putting a guy who took the hollow moon slash against a guy who is a city buster at bestOf course they weren't going to have Naruto fight Yuji.
Yummers!
>>153515663>Naruto vs Luke and Naruto vs Luffy, for max hilarity maybe back to backDelusional lukebro...
>>153515640>>153515650>homosexual fantasiesFavorite matchup?
>wasting time rigging Minion when he doesn't do anything in the fightLiterally what was the point?
>>153515692Krasura of course!
>>153515694being a BETTER MAN
>>153515694At least he got to appear, Nefario doesn't show up at all.
>>153515692Yujiro vs Rapeman, of course!
Looks like the JJKtroons can't speak proper English, despite saying they can. Who would've guessed?Well, at least I was able to TEACH you.
>>153515681>National Football League out of NOWHERE>>153515694It took up more of the runtime when we panned to Minion seeing the fight on a screen instead
Luke's going to gape Artoria anyhow.
next year 30th anniversary of End of Evangelion. it's time for Rei
>>153515720Luke will MINDHAX Naruto first.
>Luke: 1-A>Gandalf: 1-A>Harry Potterverse: Like 8-A at bestHarrypotterbros...
>>153515650>>153515646
>>153515740>Hoodweeb image
Both Aang and Raiden won their original matchup and then got fed to shill some mediocre multiplayer game that didn't want to actually fight their obvious matchup in case they got GAPED what's up with that
>>153515726Naruto is immune to mindhax it's how he even fights sasuke at all
>why would these giant space monsters blow up planets and moons for funHow many planets with life does DBZ have again?
>>153515720Artoria will RAPE and GAPE Luke with her (canon)futa cock.
>>153515625GODly rapes this bitch.
>>153515722>Literally JOBBER of the pilots>Only notable feat is EOE, and she was just Shinji's co-pilot>Extending to the Rebuilds she doesn't do anything of note>Extending to SRW, she's just the defacto tank with a small move poolAsuka and Shinji has more lore implications and feats than Rei
Denji isn’t just stupid—he’s a walking miscarriage of morality who shouldn’t even exist. Every single neuron in his pea-sized, maggot-infested brain is dedicated to the single-minded pursuit of instant gratification, no matter the cost. A toddler has more self-control than this absolute fucking degenerate - he let Nayuta die so he could go fuck whores instead.The one person in his life who actually depends on him, the only shred of genuine connection he has left, and this miserable, piss-stained excuse for a human tossed her aside like garbage because his pathetic, dog-brained instincts couldn’t handle a dry spell for five minutes. Denji is not a tragic character—he is a failure on every possible level. He has learned nothing, he has NEVER grown, and at this point, calling him a human being is an insult to actual humans like Hirofumi Yoshida.And what makes it even worse? He doesn’t care. There’s no soul-crushing guilt, no introspection, nothing. Just him wallowing in his own filth, chasing after whatever fleeting dopamine hit will momentarily distract him from the fact that he is, fundamentally, a waste of oxygen. There are cockroaches with more of a sense of responsibility than this guy. If you gave a literal tapeworm the ability to talk, it would still have more empathy and self-awareness than Denji.This revolting, fungus-infested waste of skin has no morals, no integrity, and not even the most basic concept of what it means to be a decent human being. He is the villain of his own story, and only brings misery to himself and everyone around him. Denji deserves every single ounce of suffering that comes his way. When he finally meets his inevitable, gruesome end, it won’t be a tragedy. It won’t be sad. It will be justice.When you abandon the one person who actually needed you, just so you could chase your own pathetic, brainless urges, you are not a victim. You are not misunderstood. You are beyond redemption.
>>153515676But KINGtos, there are no transgenders in GOW, while Asura’s universe is full of them… M. Bison was one of the first playable transgenders in video games…
>>153515766Why did Toriyama make his universe so tiny anyways?
>>153515758>Immune He most certainly isn't. Sasuke for some reason almost NEVER uses genjutsu
>>153515712>>National Football League out of NOWHEREOn that note, is Death Battle afraid of sports? Like, the only sport-themed fight I can think of is Rog/Combo.
>>153515758>Naruto is immune to mindhaxYou did not watch Naruto the Last where Sakura had to break Naruto out of the Genjutsu that made me him realize he likes Hinata. Also, Naruto himself was not immune to Mugen Tsukuyomi, and needed Sasuke's Perfect Susano'o to cover him.
Chances of Death Battle giving Denji the win?
>>153515197
>G1 and the subreddit researched the match more than the actual show>Even these threads in the rare moments we discussed the episode thought more about the fight than they did
>>153515779Yuji will teach him to be a better man
>>153515788They probably don't believe that normalfags would care about sports themed Death Battles, otherwise they would have done Ronaldo vs Messi ages ago.
>>153515788Not a lot of sports fight I guess save for boxing/wrestling
>>153515796If they try to scale Denjiman to Yoru's nuke punch. Problem with that was by that point, the Death Devil was eaten, so nobody could die.
>>153515800Damn, she fucked ALL of them with her huge futa cock?
>>153515786>>153515794It's stated explicitly that bijou are immune because they always have their tailed beast to shake them out of it
>>153515800>>153515164Ryuko and Yang have the same Japanese voice actor. She also voices Yukiko in Persona 4. She also voices Kallen in Code Geass.
>>153515801>DB completely BTFOing G1 by putting the Death Ray at mountain instead of countryBased.>>153515796As high a chance as the amount of people who wanted a 3rd CSM episode.
>>153515801Crazy how everyone put more thought into the fight than Death Battle themselves did, even these chaotic threads full of rampant shitposting.
>>153515829But the tailed beasts themselves aren't even immune to genjutsu, so just put both under a genjutsu.
>>153515796Yuji takes Range, Intelligence and also an edge with his blood being poisonous, while Denji takes Regen and Speed so it'll basically come down to if they think Denji scales to the Oregon Sword or not because Yuji cleanly takes it if he doesn't since he'll get both Power and Durability (which also makes it harder for Denji to try to conceptually erase him)
>>153515829Wasn't one of the Mizukage the host for a tailed beast literally placed under genjutsu at one point?
>>153515779TRVKENVKEYVJI WILL TEACH THIS PATHETIC FREAK TO BE A BETTER MAN, AND THEN HE WILL EXECUTE HIM.
JJK needs to get fraud checked
>>153515829>It's stated explicitly that bijou are immuneYet Sasuke still had to cover Naruto with Perfect Susanoo, and Naruto still get trapped in Genjutsu in The Last which happens two years after the war.
>>153515859Was Mahito getting fed to Shiggy not enough for you?
>>153515859That's what Denji is gonna do in a month
>>153515853Yes. Obito had him under genjutsu for years controlling the nation.
They need to fire whoever did the research for this episode because what the fuck was that
>>153515853YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO POINT THAT THAT
>>153515859They didn't do Sukuna vs Yoru precisely to protect against this happening, they're going to give Sukuna a cushy win against Muzan.
>>153515859
>>153515796They'D NEED to pretend that Denji scales to everything that happened after death was killed
Maybe it's an early overreaction, but this episode might genuinely be Krasura tier and a real candidate for worst modern DB episode. Arguably shittier animation, just as shitty of a fight, and awful research.The only benefit I can give it is that at least with Grumind they had real restrictions whereas Krasura felt like the only shits given were DA trying to make sure Asura's character wasn't butchered.
>>153515796You can just calc him dodging the moon spear and say he's a bajillion times faster than Yuji
>>153515883Yoru is such a retard that fumbles constantly that Sukuna has multiple wincons against her
>>153515892>t. Megasurafag
>>153515898The only way to beat Yoru's instawin bullshit games she makes up is to be more retarded like Denji
>>153515808>>153515815God what I wouldn't give for a composite Shaquille O'Neal fight. I have no idea who he'd go against but I'd love to see that
>>153515865Mahito is not even in the top 10 of his own verse.
>>153515870So the Narutard is just making shit up again? Why am I not surprised
>everyone after that Gru vs Megamind episode
>>153515892>t. Grutosfag
>>153515884JJK's power only works if it's funny. All you got to do is be really good at anti humor.
>>153515892The fight was dull but no way was it worse than Krasura.
>>153515892I liked the track, and uh...that's about it. As soon as Gru got the degun, I knew how the fight was going to end. Even as a devout Gru campaigner, I was disappointed with the death. It's like that one Krasura copypasta but without irony.
>>153515095Chaditz
>>153515788Dude it's called DEATH Battle. How do you make sports deadly?
>>153515931At least Krasura had fighting
>>153515940>He doesn't want to see Messi decapitate Ronaldo with a football kicked straight through his neck
>>153515940Very easily
is Denji bad man who needs be taught the error of his ways
>>153515892The result was correct but the fight was just lackluster. It suffered a lot of the same problems as Krasura with one of them being the fucking animation. And the minions didn't really get to do a whole lot either. The fight immediately started going to shit when it cut to Ol Chum monitoring the fight which I swear on my grandfather's grave was done to save animation time.
>>153515940put spike on ball
>>153515965Yes KINGtos sir he is very bad man who needs teaching to be better man!
Denji is SCUM.
Naruto would have gotten hypnotized if not for Sasuke. Completely immune to mindhax my ass.
>>153515940Sports can already be deadlyThey're just not good for spectacle deaths because all sports related deaths are almost always something internal
Coyote vs Tom and Gru vs Megamind are the crew not realizing people want to see fights and not shittier versions of cartoon episodes.
>>153515969>Pulled his crush... into the bvll's bedroom.
>>153515969Deku. Physical intimacy with a girl after 7 years of crushing on her. Now.
>>153515969>Pulled his crushHandshake-kun...
>>153515940WHoever loses dies ngga
>>153515969Can you post Deku canonically kissing Ochako?
>>153515969HANDSHAKEKU!handjobji...
>>153515996Can you post cucky Yuji kissing a girl? Can you post cucky Denji not being a jobber bum faggot at the end of his series?
>>153515829'always'It's just for MOST genjuts, and only if the jinchuriki host and the biju are friendshigh level genjutsu can be put on both beast and host
>>153515392He won't need itCSM characters infamously have trash durability
>>153515985Wile vs Tom is at least prettier to look at and had better pacing and choreography.
>>153515940>How do you make sports deadly?your gladiators?anyway, inazuma eleven (a verse about football) kills everyone in jjk and csmsportmanship basically requires you to be a Better Man, not killing is allowed obviously
>>153516014>WhataboutismPost Deku canonically Ochako.
>>153515940Have you not seen Ippo or ultimate muscle?
>>153515979>Naruto would have gotten hypnotized if not for Sasuke. Completely immune to mindhax my ass.yep. Luffy and the Hulk rape him
If we try really, really hard we might be able to wank Yuji to mach 10. That's very fast! All Might fast in fact!
>>153515859fine... I'll do it.
>>153515892>trying to make sure Asura's character wasn't butcheredDA sadly failed at that too, since Asura was still OOC as fuck.
>>153516058Yep, but it was worse in the storyboard and even the fight preview
>>153516058Not as OOC as Death Battle wanted him to be at least.
>>153515432Was Toyo parodying Oda writing or...
>>153516056She went home and had dream sex with Toga after this. Deku had to wait for BakuCHAD to come pick him up and drive him home
Now that we stablished Yuji is borderline Featless we can move on to the pity stat DB will give him Will it be experience? Or maybe something that doesn't matter at all like range?
>Asura destroying the Earth is bad>Goku destroying the Earth with Kaioken, and clashing with Superman and destroying the fucking Universe is good and in character
>>153516101SHITku is a monster which is why Superman (a disciple of KINGtos) had to stop him
>>153516101Both are OOC even if the Universe could be repaired with the dragon balls for goku
>>153515582>>153515582Gunbuster only ever gets more stupid with time as they abbandon their high energy sciance lab anime into being about the mechs and bodacious boob ladies in skintights. But to adress what the other Anon said yes the space monsters can fly and don't just float in space.Gunbuster has both the feats and statements, and calculations that all match perfectly with word of god, and data from supplementary material right down to the Redshift lens flares It's a remarkable little accomplishment.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMt0QqDDmfYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8f1Jx_H2G0U
>>153516101Goku clearly just wished everyone back to life with the Dragon Balls duh!
I just realized something. Why the fuck hasn't any of the champions from the champions island got their death battles yet?
>>153516101I mean.. they have dragon balls right
>>153515969TRVKE
>>153516113I like how their generic mass produced mook robot can solo the vast majority of sci-fi fiction.
>>153515979He does have immunity to genjutsu up to a certain point.
>>153516117Even with the dragon balls Goku isn't that callous as to laugh about people dying as a result of his fighting.
>>153516092Experience and versatility probably. Although Denji is more than willing to think outside of the box when fighting people. Also I wonder if death battle will mention that Denji technically still has his contract with power. I feel like even fujimoto forgot that Denji should still be able to manipulate his blood because of power's contract.
>>153516133And your proof for this is what exactly? We have more evidence that the tailed beasts and their Host all job to Genjutsu?
>>153516117If the Universe is destroyed, the Dragon Balls would be gone. Dende lives on Earth which was destroyed. The Namekians live on Planet Namek, but the Universe was destroyed. There's also that extra set of Dragon Balls Granolah used in the DBS manga, but as I said, the Universe was fucking destroyed.
>>153516056Cute!Now post them kissing :)
>>153515985Gru/Megamind was just them being lazy, they had to make their own assets for once so they half-assed the actual fight.
Sorry chuds, but you clearly lack the IQ needed to appreciate the toonKINO that is Megrumimd. I’m sad that all the HILARIOUS goofy slapstick antics and PEAK HUMOR clearly flew over your heads.
>>153516136>Denji should still be able to manipulate his blood because of power's contractDenji can't manipulate his own blood, just the blood leftover from Power (that he used up to create the blood chainsaw)
>>153516154That's because usually the people using the genjutsu are high skilled genjutsu casters or Uchiha the clan with extremely powerful genjutsu
>>153516160Read the filename.
>Devils are consistently able to consume substances either inedible or outright harmful to normal humans, be it apple seeds, such obscene quantities of alcohol they completely incapacitate others, and even constantly breathing in poison in the Violence Fiend’s case.Well... That's it for Yuji's "poisonous Blood" cope...
>>153516069>>153516074true
>>153516168>Megrumimd>KINO>IMG_Favorite character?
>>153516176>Mfw the violence devil gave Denji a win con
>>153516113>>153516129Which verse should the Gunbuster verse FRAUDCHECK?
>>153516187Deku yup yup!
>>153516192Warhammer 40k without a doubt.
>>153516154The fact that most genjutsu doesn't apply to host and biju at the same time?If your biju is not in the genjutsu with you, and is friends with you, it will break you out of it.Gyuki broke Killer Bee out of Sasuke's MS genjutsu.
>>153516168>Cartoon fight is cartoonyI mean. Yeah.
>>153516154It's because of the Bee vs Sasuke fight, Sasuke tries to Genjutsu Bee, and Gyuki broke him through it. It's not an absolute thing though considering we saw two instances where Naruto could not break out of a higher level Genjutsu, and Naruto has had Kurama's full support since the mid point of the war.
>>153516176Stop arguing so seriously. I want the arguments to last a whole week at least
>>153516202Can you imagine the sperg out of that?
>>153516202>>153516214I fucking wish they could, but games workshop would go nuclear and try to sue them.WH40k kiddies getting fraudchecked would be funny as fuck though.
>>153516176>Denji after taking normal human barfYeah no the poison would still work
>what if we took Tolejostar's Copypasta and made it into a fight
>>153515424SAVE ME bFROM ANTIFEATS
>>153516211That's the point. Stronger genjutsu's that affect both host and biju cant be countered since the biju is also in the genjutsu.
That looked worse than the Megamind sequel and TV show
Chainsaw man sucks
>>153516229Are you seriously trying to pass being disgusted at someone puking inside your mouth as being poisoned?
>>153516246I like the setting as a concept if we're being honest
>>153516250Y-yes... Surely it's comparable
What are Yuji's poison feats anyways? How strong is said poison?
Death Battle should hire guys like DillonGoo. Fun fact, he was former RWBY fight animator.
>>153516262Actually his poison feats come from his brothers and one feat in modulo
>>153516176Didn't we already establish Yuji's poison blood can harm curses?
>not even 24 hours and Yujikeks are already huffing huge amounts of copium I'm going to enjoy this month...
>>153516176Yuji's blood being poisonous has nothing to do with literal poison. It's that he is a mix between curse and human, and his blood is incompatible with either, it's some magical shit due to cursed energy.
I hope this is Timmy's matchup when he inevitably gets in rather than Maxwell. This just feels right and is a CN vs Nick rivalry.
>>153516250He has to throw up into the toilet, in case you can't see, and throwing up after tasting something usually means your body isn't equipped to handle it. It's a physical reaction and not just emotional disgust like you're trying to play it off as.
>>153516176>such obscene quantities of alcohol they completely incapacitate othersIs this talking about Makima drinking? If so that wouldn't that just be from her contract? Power got super drunk in that same scene.
>Could have gotten a horror movie MU like Freddy vs Pennywise>or a wildcard MU like Among Us Vs Fall Guys>or even a comic book MU>or a magical girl anime fight>or a new kaiju/mech MU>OR FUCKING LIGHT VS COLUMBO NOPE WE NEED ANOTHER FUCKING JJK/CSM/MHA FILLER EPISODE
>>153516221What other verse would be a good match up in your opinion?
>every single argument Denji has has like 50 antifeats stapled to itlol
>>153516285Timmy shitstomps
Fuck JJK
>>153516298Based.
It's a complete fucking stomp btw>Yuji's dismantles target the soul meaning that they cannot be healed by drinking blood (not that it would change the outcome)>These dismantles cannot be dodged or blocked because they're his domain's sure hit>These dismantles were specifically used to sever the connection between Megumi/Sukuna, so they could be used in that same way on Denji/PochitaYuji is the worst matchup possible for Denji
>>153516214>>153516221Every single 40kek normie who jerks off their Space Marine figurines and lore having a collective meltdown over their grimdark Imperium getting fodderized by another sci fi setting that believes in the human spirit would be 100% worth it.
>>153516192Murder Drones, get Nono to fight one of those planet-busters
>>153516285Timmy stomps? Like hilariously unless you give Billy and Mandy Horror's Hand and even then I'd still favor Timmy
>>153516290Light vs columbo is view poison though.
>>153516304What's his wincon against Android 16?
A-at least Denji will be given a respectful death...
>>153516288This feels like the same "Pain is not the same as being hurt" cope Rezefags used against Bakugou.>>153516275>>153516280>>153516284Then Yuji is even more fucked. Because Sukuna has poison resistances and he no sold Choso's poison.I had my doubts but now I'm 100% sure Denji will feast on Yuji's blood
>>153516304But pochita is physically Denji's heart so wouldn't the soul splitting not work and Megumi needed to actively want to come back for it to work?
How many instances of 0-3 do we have besides Goku, briefly Power Rangers, and Charizard? I was just thinking because both PR and Charizard got Ozone Clubbed while simultaneously getting Oxygen Clubbed with Tommy and Pikachu respectively
>>153516318I DON'T FUCKING GIVE A SHIT
>>153516304Also Denji has the worst regen mechanics ever. He can't pull his ripcord and it's wraps for him. All Yuji has to do is stand still and waffle Denji at range, cutting off all limbs and gutting all of Denji's mobility.
>>153516330Wait was Jason vs Leo after Tommy vs Kirby?
>>153516328Wow, it's a good thing Chainsaw Man didn't end with Pochita telling Denji to go fuck himself and completely separate himself from him amirite
>>153516296>>153516316Grim's scythe can theoretically do all the things Timmy's fairies can do.He just doesn't use it that way cause idk, that's the show.
I don't think even DeKEK was this pathetic.
>>153516344Post yuji doing this in the main series and not the sequel
>>153516347Kiryu* my bad auto correct is silly
Antifeats matter
>>153516347Yes? It was infamous for getting PR into the Ozone layer.
>>153516304>>153516344It's also worth noting that Yuji's got fucking poisonous blood so that just hampers Denji too.
>>153516364Comic bookbros...
>>153516328We see at the end of CSM P1 that it's possible for Denji and Pochita to physically separateIt's also very heavily implied a few times that Denji can die just by destroying his heart (to the point that random guys with spears are a threat to his life), so make of that what you will
>>153516357>this will give you more MOUNTAINS to climb btw
>>153516327>Because Sukuna has poison resistances and he no sold Choso's poison.He doesn't, and when did that happen? Sukuna dosn't need poison resistance, he can just heal it with RCT who can effectively deal with why Yuji and Choso's blood is poisonous in the first place, which is magical bullshit due to CE.
>>153516368It's been so long I forgot the rangers were 0-3 I wasn't sure before they fed Leo to Jason
>>153516330Technically, Goku is oxo-zone club if you count Gogeta and/or Black.
>>153516369we already established it's not poisonous enough to matter. Devils eat poison with no problem (and Yuji's blood is only "poisonous" by virtue of being half-magic, so it can't be transplanted)
>>153516361>ignore canonical feats from the character real quick???
>>153516304>Yuji's dismantles target the soul meaning that they cannot be healed by drinking bloodYuji's dismantles are Featless as fuck,>These dismantles cannot be dodged or blocked because they're his domain's sure hitYuji's domain is Featless as fuck >These dismantles were specifically used to sever the connection between Megumi/Sukuna, so they could be used in that same way on Denji/PochitaYuji needed outside help against Sukuna because his sissy slashes did next to nothing on a already weakened Sukuna, Pochita is physically attached to Denji so this would accomplish next to nothing >>153516344Denji is faster than Yuji and has better Regen, he can heal even without pulling his cord (showcased against Makima, Katanaman, and Reze) Yuji has no feats that put him anywhere close to Sukuna in the first place, all his has is "narrative" and Chainscaling
Guys don't worry, I'm sure that Chainsaw Man can pull out a win real quick when Megumi vs Aki happens.
Why does this season of death battle feel so creatively bankrupt so far
>Denji, we can't beat the pink haired sorcerer, so Imma kill myself.
>>153516378Wait I just realized something didn't fucking kenjaku tank chosos's poison blood on multiple occasions despite explicitly not having any poison resistance?
>>153516056
So under sanity rules Yuji wins right because Denji has 0 counters to Dismantle's range nor has he ever displayed any sort of durability feats to suggest he doesn't just awkwardly sit there getting cut up until his regen gets taxed out
>>153513231We all know it comes down to who made/survived the bigger amount of tnt blasts
>>153516389>Yuji's dismantles are Featless as fuck,Chapter 22 of modulo and him doing a km-wide dismantle aren't feats? >Yuji's domain is Featless as fuckIt one-shotted Sukuna>Yuji needed outside help against Sukuna because his sissy slashes did next to nothing on a already weakened SukunaYuji was weakening Sukuna the entire fight with his punches. He only got his slashes nearing the end of the fight and each time his dismantles connected Sukuna got significantly weaker. Sukuna even throws up his fingers at some point because of it
>>153516056>They were expecting us to cry at thisFucking kek
>>153516427BUT I DID CRY, HE SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN THE KISS HE DESERVED!!!!!!!!!!!
>>153516409It was specifically for sukuna dumbass. This is like saying my gun that kills God is omniversal because it killed God but it just maims anyone else.
>>153516353Cosmo and Wanda are happy to help Timmy. Grim doesn't care too much. Plus, he'd be out of the contract if they lost.
>"I heard there was a fellow dog demon in the area. Is he tough?"
>>153516378>He doesn't, and when did that happen?Against Choso in the Shinjuku showdown>Sukuna dosn't need poison resistance, he can just heal it with RCTFirst of all I'm pretty sure Sorcerers can't heal poison with RCT as showcased by Uraume and stated by Kenyaku at the end of Shibuya.But even if I'm mistaken and they indeed can do that this just means that Denji can similarly no sell the blood because his Regen is far superior to that of Sukuna (or anyone in JJK for that matter)Your own cope hurts your arguments
>>153516398>Wait I just realized something didn't fucking kenjaku tank chosos's poison blood on multiple occasions despite explicitly not having any poison resistance?Choso never landed an effective attack on Kenjaku from what I remember, but Kenjaku is immune to Choso's blood
>>153515489>DC and Marvel CHADSPost anyone in capeshit that hasn't been cucked.
>>153516439Grim likes Billy and Mandy even if he gripes about them a lot, I don't think he'd want out of his contract if it meant they died.
>Denji won't have a cool Chainsaw fight with AshLaaame
>>153516446In geto's body? I forget where was that said in the manga?
>>153516447Uncle Ben?
>>153516455I guess I'm thinking of very early series Grim
Devils can get drunk like Power did so they are affected by poisons. Violence was only being suppressed by things like sedatives to keep him from going on a rampage.DB itself already ruled that Reze wouldn't be able to drink Bakugo's due to it being mixed with his explosive sweat. Denji isn't getting blood drinking.
>>153516443>But even if I'm mistaken and they indeed can do that this just means that Denji can similarly no sell the blood because his Regen is far superior to that of SukunaRCT is completely different than Denji's regen. It's literally using positive energy to heal yourself, it can neutralize the poisonous effects because the reason it's poisonous is due to CE, not conventional poison. Can you post the chapter where Sukuna gets hit with his attack? I don't want to look for it. >>153516459Chapter 204
>>153516461Actually he was
>I WILL NOT LET YOU MAKE ME GO 0-THREEEEEEEE!
>>153516482Goku...
>>153516409>Chapter 22 of modulo and him doing a km-wide dismantle aren't feats?Post it so we can laugh at you again >It one-shotted SukunaNo it didn't LMAO, Nobara was the one dealing the final blow, Yuji's domain did NOTHING >Yuji was weakening Sukuna the entire fight with his punchesThis just hurts your point because even in that weakened state and being further weakened by Yuji the guy still played with him like a toy and instantly tossed him aside the second Yutajo appeared.Once again Yuji's attacks were superfluous to the fight because he needed Megumi's cooperation and Nobara's help to actually kill Sukuna
>>153516477I still don't get why they didn't have any counter arguments for Reze just igniting Bakugo
>>153516440Finally an opponent Denji can defeat!
>>153516398No in fact Kenjaku went out of his way to dodge Choso's blood every time. In fact. Choso's blood fucked up Uraume completely when he blocked it and Kenjaku specifically jumped back in that instance over trying to also block it.
>>153516493Everybody here already knew Superman is the greatest fighter in death battle history
>>153516439That stopped being a wincon since S1, when Grim almost got out of it by Nergal kidnapping them to Hell. Then he missed them and decided he'd rather be with them than withoutI think a better wincon for Timmy would be that he's much more creative with wishes. Mandy usually just lets Grim decide how to help her with what she wants.Mandy's wincons are that the Scythe can reflect magic, and if it cuts the wands they can't be fixed. And Grim's more cowardly than Cosmo and Wanda are, but I don't think that will matter much.
>>153516457I'm sorta glad we're getting Yuji vs Denji so this listroon-tier fight never happens
>>153516477>DB itself already ruled that Reze wouldn't be able to drink Bakugo's due to it being mixed with his explosive sweat.Reze quite literally healed from Bakugou's blood, it's just that he in particular has sweat inside his blood and after his awakening he can remotely detonate it.Yuji has no such thing nor he has any actual poison feats other than Chainscaling to his bros who also got their poison no sold so...
>>153516327They he gets blown up from the inside just like Reze LOL don't doubt piercing blood
>>153516516Prove this wrong without sounding brown
>>153516520Bakugou has explosive sweat inside his body, post yuji having the same thing
Reze should've been able to ignite Bakugo's entire body and it makes no sense that death battle never mentioned this at all even though it's a valid win con.
>>153516519After eating the rest of the death paintings Yuji now literally has the same blood as them and Blood Manipulation. He even poisons mooks with it in Modulo.
>>153516516Who is this viltumite?
>>153516494>No it didn't LMAO, Nobara was the one dealing the final blow, Yuji's domain did NOTHINGNobara's main contribution was that she stopped Sukuna from making the hand signs for Hollow Wicker Basket, thereby making him vulnerable to Yuji's domain
>>153516479>RCT is completely different than Denji's regenIt is not, RCT uses a different energy but it is still physical healing. Actually... Nevermind I just researched on my own, you are full of shit, kek.Sukuna is explicitly immune to poison and he gave Itadori said immunity when he was inside.Meaning that indeed he no sold Choso's blood.Case closed I guess
Can Power defeat Hello Kitty? I'm struggle to think of good CSM MUs that won't send them to 0-4
>>153516503Denji is not beating Inuyasha
>>153516582>Not even a full day and JJKfags already caught lying and not reading their own mangaKEKAROOOO
>>153516582Actually Yuji didn't no sell chosos's blood because that explicitly is counter to the fact Yuji was affected by his other brother's blood and the fact the kidney shot and poison fucked him up.
>>153516598The entire CSM verse, working together, might be able to Monster Carrot, if they use the power of friendship.
>>153516545Post Reze ever detonating anyone who isn't herself
>0 discussion of Gru V Megamind not even a day after it premierswhat a lackluster MU.
>>153516598Most of power's matchups she actually wins
>>153516516Who is this Daxamite?
>>153516622The fight was boring and most of it was wasted on Minion reacting to the minions vs the brain bots
>>153516612Doesn't matter, Sukuna is indeed immune to poisons, that's why he no sold Choso's blood So it makes sense for Denji who also scales to characters with poison resistances to do The same.You can't even complain about the scaling because Yuji himself needs scaling for this argument to exist in the first place
>>153516516Who is this Saiyan?
>>153516619Nigger I'm saying she would be able to because Bakugo's blood and sweat are NITROGLYCERIN also she does blow up Denji.
>>153516494>Post it so we can laugh at you againHas been posted multiple times. Yuji casually creating dismantles across Mahito's recreation of Shibuya. >No it didn't LMAO, Nobara was the one dealing the final blow, Yuji's domain did NOTHINGOk, it technically didn't one-shot Sukuna, but Nobara only stopped Sukuna on his tracks. The next few panels is Yuji solo-ing sukuna and next chapter he is so weakened by the constant soul punches and dismantles he loses Megumi. >This just hurts your point because even in that weakened state and being further weakened by Yuji the guy still played with him like a toyHow does it hurt my point that Yuji managed to stay in a fight against the strongest character in the story while continuously weakening him while every other major character was getting one-shotted left and right? Then he ended the fight in a 1v1 with Nobara's assist. Yuji was weakening him the entire fight, from beginning to end. This is literally why he loses to begin with, because Yuji kept autistically hyperfocusing on targeting his hold on megumi's soul.
>CHADji vs KINGji releases>Breaks view count>Everyone (except the friendless anons here) agrees it's 10/10>Accurate outcome and everything >No OOC shit moments or anything >Next time>Some random filler matchup nobody likes but /dbg/>FlopsDon't worry /dbg/ you'll get your wish soon of getting completely dimeless matches.
>>153516582>Humiliated in the feats department >Now humiliated in the Poison resistance argumentsYou guys are moving way too fast, at this rate we'll run out of things to talk about in less than a week...
btw here is Uraume, someone with RCT who healed still being poisoned by Choso's blood
>Gru V MegamindTerrible episode, Megamind could have killed Gru instead of Dehydrating him.
>>153516516What's his wincon against Reimu?
>>153515327Every woman on earth...
What was the biggest fraudcheck?
>>153516285>"COSMO WANDA, I WISH I HAD GRIM'S SCYTHE"shit mu really
>>153516649>SHITji vs TRASHji releases>Flops>Everyone (including the gigachad 200 IQ+ anons here) agrees it's 0/10>Inaccurate outcome and everything>Constantly OOC shit moments and anything>Next time>Some random filler KINO matchup nobody likes but /dbg/>Breaks view countYup.
>>153516634What scaling does Yuji need for it? He now literally has the same poison blood unless you discount Modulo and everything post Sukuna taking control of Megumi.
>>153516664You already know.
>>153516516Who's is this sorcerer?
>>153516649This is happening>>153516675This is brappening
Sonic has warped everyone's heads.
>>153516644>His blood is nitroglycerin No it's not. Only his sweat is and why the fuck would she be aware of his sweat being nitroglycerin without being given prior knowledge? Even then he tanks his own explosions anyway.>She blew up Denji Yes by blasting him with explosions not by causing him to detonate.
>>153516582This is a mistranslation. Has been discussed in the JJK fandom several times. This is talking about Yuji being resistant to all kinds of poisons.Proof: >https://nanami-says.tumblr.com/post/642467194870038528/part-v-33-chapters-61-64>It is not, RCT uses a different energy but it is still physical healing.It does do physical healing, but the process isn't the same as Denji's, retard. Sukuna can neutralize the poison from Choso and Yuji because of this, RCT is POSITIVE ENERGY. It's also why it can BTFO curses, because they're made from NEGATIVE ENERGY and RCT is the antithesis of it.
Just because we didn't see the aftermath of the feat...Just because the feat happened in a non physical spirit world with fake buildings...Just because he has poison resistances...
>>153515969Denji fucks Power all day though
Why does Bakugou has sweat inside his blood?That's not normal and honestly fucking gross
>>153516697they could've skipped modeling this reddit sonic reference and used that extra 5 days to model Gru's face
>>153516681I remember people hyping Kyle up when and then immediately switch up on him after he lost
>Denji, you're a fucking miserable loser, and you were BORN to be one. You only deserve to DREAM about being happy and having sex, okay?>keep on dreaming you little faggot!>with love, Pochitawhat did he mean by this?
>>153516664Losing to SMT wank isn't even bad.
>>153516516
>>153516697>Sonic got more screentime in the fight than Megamind's mech
>>153516699Another thing worth mentioning: In JJK cursed objects are generally talked about being "toxic" and "poisonous". Once again, this does not mean they're laced with bugspray or some shit. It's because of the cursed energy and the nature of the objects themselves. It has nothing to do with conventional poison.
>>153516606Why not?
She wins.You lose.
>>153516698Nigger he explicitly has his nitroglycerin sweat inside all of his body at the end of MHA hell he comes back to life because of some inside his HEART
>>153516659Fucking BRAT, needs rape correction NOW!
>>153516665that will probably be how he wins, hahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_g7wTw7K2Cobut i still think it's his best mu, since he can do that to basically everyone
>>153514931Bfr or existence eraser
>>153516721>Chuck Norris cannot be stoppedHeart attack victim
>>153516617>might be able to Monster Carrot,Esl...
>>153516733Hal victim
>Negs all of Yuji's hax>Has too many wildcard wincons>Has the power and speed advantage>Has better less fraudulent feats, statements, and scaling>Immortal>Has the whiter fanbase>Opponent is a huge fraud in dand out of their verse>In character Yuji doesn't even want to win "it doesn't matter"Is this one of the most lopsided MUs yet?
>>153516733>She
>>153516665Wouldn't Da Rules screw Timmy over?
>>153516624>>153516642You pair are not clever. Pretending to mistake Supes for a Viltrumites slips in the knife of Superman having had a wane to relevance for a long time now so mistaking him as ‘a Viltrumite’ which is to say mistaking him for the pastiche of kryptonians being somthing that could actually conceavibly get said by a real person. Nobody would ‘actually’ reply mistaking a Superman pic for the two species you presented. Vs general is full of slow thinking slugs.
>>153516758How the fuck does Chainsawman get 1000 chapters and this nigga is still building level with no martial arts training or any kind of skill or development?
>>153516285Timmy vs Jimmy is better. Legacy MU, and way more fight potential.
>>153516699It doesn't matter because both translations explicitly state that Sukuna is indeed inmune to all poisons, what changes is if he's considered poison himself >Sukuna can neutralize the poison from Choso and Yuji because of this, RCT is POSITIVE ENERGY. It's also why it can BTFO curses, because they're made from NEGATIVE ENERGY and RCT is the antithesis of it.This argument quite literally doesn't matter anymore because I already exposed your lies.But since you felt the need to keep lying I will ask you to please read your own manga >>153516657 RCT can't cure poison in the first place.So I'm guessing your next cope will be that Sukuna's RCT is somehow especial despite him not being the top Regen of the world (that would be Hakari who is also vulnerable to harmful substances)
>>153516776Some stories are not made for power scalers
>denji vs yujiFighting to be WIZARD KING ASTA'S LOYAL SERVANT
>>153516758>Is a virginLol yuji wins.
>>153516758>cut in half down the middle by a Dismantle he can't see with no one to pull his cordKEKY!
>>153516769They stopped giving a fuck about those a long fucking time ago.
>>153516727His sword gives him a bunch of ranges attacks some of which could unironically one shot Denji
>>153516777Do they have prior knowledge of each other in this match? I feel like that changes the outcome.
Are we conveniently forgetting Denji gets like 20 devil pawns as part of his arsenal?
>>153516776Buddy, Spider-Man was going on since the 60s, and yet Peter didn't learn a martial arts style to compensate for lack of Spider Sense until after the Brand New Day Era in the late 2000s.
>>153516794With the speed difference it's more likely for Yuji to end up cut in half... Something that would certainly kill him because of his much weaker Regen
>>153516758>>Negs all of Yuji's haxNo he doesn't>>Has the power and speed advantageAngry mob victim >>153516374>>Has better less fraudulent feats, statements, and scalingBuilding level at best>>ImmortalReze lost so DB disagreesYour bug victim is getting RAPED
>>153515940You are joking right?
>>153516812YUGISISSIES EMERGENCY MEETING DISCORD NOOOOOOW!
>>153516804With prep I feel Jimmy wins since he can trap Cosmo and Wanda easily, unless they just let Timmy just rip pages out of Da Rules since that apparently works
>>153516812And may we see how these devil pawns helped him against Yoru?
>>153516826Denji is a time wizard victim
Ahh... That was a good rape... Can't wait to do it next thread...!
>>153516826>yugi
>>153516221>>153516192>>153516202WH40K fags were already molested 24/7 by the xeelee and similar shit like that.
>>153516812SHOW ME DENJI FEATSI don't want dialogue, show me FEATS.
>>153515177Ash vs Yugi would probably be more coherent if they limited Ash to 6 and Yugi to something close to a regular duel field. That fight is a fucking mess.
>>153516357Pochita's giant girth
>>153516834Of course! DenCHAD made the "War Devil" scream like a little girl and BEG him to stop. She later offered him her body as a kind gesture.Now against Yuji this would be even more effective..
>>153516827DB isn't a prep show and I don't think any of Jimmy's inventions can counter wish hax even with Da Rules enforced.
>>153516855Superman < Venom < Crona < Maka
>>153516328Pochita literally no way fag Denji the moment he could, I really doubt he is going to be very willing to have his connection with denji severed for long.
>>153516405That's her prostitution hand
>>153516783>It doesn't matter because both translations explicitly state that Sukuna is indeed inmune to all poisonsWhere?>“Yuji Itadori is Ryomen Sukuna’s vessel, who is the king of lethal poisons. For this reason he is immune to all toxins”Is the mistranslation. >“Itadori Yuuji is the vessel of Ryoumen Sukuna - a lethal poison, the king of curses. Because of that he has resistance to all poisons”Is the accurate translation. It's specifically saying that Sukuna's cursed object itself is a lethal poison and Yuji is resistant to it. This is, once again, something that was established before, as even the link I sent itself stated: >"Judging by the way the original is worded and spaced, this 99% means that it’s SUKUNA HIMSELF that is the lethal poison!!! This had been pretty much stated word for word as early as in ch. 1. When Yuuji swallows the first finger, Megumi expects him to drop dead on the spot because Sukuna’s finger is “a special grade cursed object, a lethal poison”! (Actual quote.)">RCT can't cure poison in the first place.There are varying degrees of RCT mastery. Sukuna is at the very top, he has one of the best RCTs behind Hakari. Yuta himself healed poison from Choso's blood when he healed Naoya after Shibuya. Chapter 143 for reference.
>>153516888He only did that because from his perspective they were in an unwinnable situation which was sort of true
>>153516861
>>153516598>Hello Kitty The Classic Sonic matchup
>>153516858It was funnier seeing them fraudchecked by the Shrike since it's literally 1 fast guy
>Denji can eat Death and eat Yuji as a wincon
>>153516912Hey Diaper how do you feel about P2's trash ending?
>>153516905I remember when people thought she was going to turn the moon into a weapon and were absolutely disappointed she only used the flag.
>>153516912Why would the Death Devil be involved?
What if Denji eats the cursed energy and it retcons Yuji's abilities from reality itself
Capesissies...will we ever get a match again?
Don't worry Yuji, I'll handle this...
>>153516516didn't he lose to spawn?
Denji wins because this is an apology episode.Its not going to be a good episode.
>>153516905>spear falling from space with that speed only destroys a buildingBuildingsaw bros....
>>153516927I can't believe I'm saying this but I miss season 7
>>153516918I think D is just dead. I havent seen him since Part 2 ended
>>153516905>>153516912I'm trying to make up any kind of scenario where Denji can win, but his stats and feats are just too weak for the JJKverse. Maybe if he can blind Yuji and make him bleed out? But that's not how Death Battles are won.
Can someone post Yuji destroying more than a single building at a time in a normal non spiritual universe?
>>153516777Nah, Timmy and his fairies can fight Grim and his handlers, the real Jimmy legacy matchup is Dexter
>>153516947Yuji could flash step him to death desu
>Yujisissies getting insecure again
Me unscrabbly. Chocodooby! Tooooooy!
>>153516947God I fucking hate legacy MUs where the victor is already decided
Who does Listtroon support?
>>153516851>HULKCHAD!!! What have you done to Superman!!?
I just realized...Deku isn't even the principal at the school he works at...
>>153513231They stab eachother in the brains and their spastic autopilots stand off with nukes. First to regenerate their host from a scrap of scalp wins.
Go go gadget rape superman
>>153516967YUGI OF THE YU-GI-OH VERSE OF COURSE!!
Can a Yujibro post themselves having sex?
>>153516995Gadget doesn't rape. Lupin on the other hand...
>>153516997Yujiros never had sex
>>153516934This makes Superfag hide in fear
>>153516851Can't beat the Hulk man
>>153516954Dexter has a lot of tech. Does he get Monkey? Cause that if so that's something Jimmy would need to go Orange Hulk to counter and that makes him too angry to think straight
>>153516997Gege is a fag so no.
>>153516995Lupinbros....look out!
>>153516954Dexter's tech is generally better and way more consistent at actually working.Monkey is way more of an asset than GoddardThe only thing I think Jimmy has over him is his rocket is more impressive at getting around than the shit Dexter as built.
>>153516997Gege said the doujins are autocanon
>>153516995Could Gadget beat Yuji?
redpill me, I'm serious and not shitpostingwho do you have winning between Denji and YujiI only read the first part of Chainsaw Man and have a bare understanding of the second part and an understanding of JJK and its sequel. Are they giving Yuji his sequel manga feats and scaling? Are they gonna treat Pochita as a super mode Denji gets if necessary? Because those are probably the biggest things to address I think
>>153517054Jimmy's remote is also pretty strong and the intelligence helmet is pretty strong considering it can turn people into psychic gods.
>>153517075Full power Denji is Denjiman from the end of CSM Part 2, where he gets full access to pochita's power while being in control. The sequel should be considered for Yuji, I don't see why it wouldn't when DB is even willingly to consider cookbook statements.
>>153517075Pochita is most likely going to be treated as a super form but in order for it to happen it has to be traumatizing.
>>153517090>but in order for it to happen it has to be traumatizing.rape is traumatic
>>153517075K. Yuji almost certainly gets Modulo stats. Death Battle takes the strongest versions of characters. Sonic will always get the emeralds for example.Denji almost certainly gets Pochita AND Denji Man (Denji's second transformation. Equal in power to Pochita with Denji in control). There's no reason for him to not, they're his power. Im excited to see if Denji's concept erasing powers are used. I think it's a game changer for all of his fights.
>Superman is the greatest fighter in de-*Jobs to Popeye*
>>153517054Cheese ray
>>153517109>*Jobs to Saitama*FTFY
>>153517109Popeye jobs to Chuck Norris though
>>153517075Denji definitely gets Pochitaman form and Yuji very likely will be as he is in Modulo.Personally I give it to Yuji just because all Denji really has is the more consistent higher end speed scaling with Pochita but speed is by far the least relevant stat in Death Battle because they just go entirely vibes based with it and will probably have Yuji scale to Sukuna dodging EM waves.From there it'll be domain gg.
>>153517119>>*Jobs to Saitama*Superman does that too THOUGH? Saitama is literally 5th dimensional with time travel hax and infinite growth. He GAPED Superkek;.
>>153517083They heavily nerfed megamind lighting dodging feat, ignored cell universal feat, and didn't gave universal shit to cortana, DB is very finnicky in what to give wank, mostly because they choose who is going to win 80% of the time before actually doing research (same reason that they put venom against someone whose entire gimmick was screaming hard).
The winner is Denji.
In this thread:JJK humiliated DBSCSM fraudchecked JJK
>>153517135Do you not know what "FTFY" means, retard?
Didn't yuta cured Naoya poison with RCT?
>>153517159>>153517168TRVKE
>Superman Pathetic
>>153517183Fuck you. Kill yourself.
>>153517196No, I don't think I will. Are you going to cry, bitch?
>>153517188Shhh....The Wonder Woman victim is speaking!
>>153517186Yes. I already addressed it on my response, RCT can heal normal poison and Choso's blood just fine, and it's also a completely different method of healing compared to Denji's. If Denji ends up being immune to Yuji's blood is going to be some BS about curses = devils so technically both are hybrids making Denji immune to Yuji's blood or some retardation like that. Realistically it should one interesting thing they use as one of Yuji's wincons.
>>153517217You won't do shit, shartroon immigrant. You're a second-class citizen here. This isn't the DNB site you're used to.My HERO would tear you a new asshole, and so would I.
>>153517217>Buenos Ares>Areskratos moment
>>153517218>Clark beats Diana, therefore Supes DESTROYS OdinsonTHERE GOES My HERO!
>>153517188The next G1 bonus blog apparently is Thor Vs Wonder Woman and has been in the works for at least a year. >Tfw Diana wins for the same reason Raven beat Wanda
>>153517254I meant Jean* nigga I’m a retard
>>153517254It is going to be real funny how they are probably going to use the "holy fuark star shaking punches?!?!?" scan, to wank Diana to omniversal++++
Creation feats = destruction featsYuji creates an entire city in his domain.Therefore, Yuji is city level.
>>153517253>>153517253>>153517253
>>153517188Ultraman Zero victim
>>153517273>Kratos can create wallsHoly FUARRRKKKK!!!!!!!!!
>>153517104I'm interested to see how they treat one of Yuji's powers being shooting his blood at enemies against a guy whose regen is fueled off of other peoples' bloodYuji's blood does have poison properties but it's curious to see how much stock they put in that for a matchup
>>153517238Youre literally a 4'11 skinnyfat 95lbs sissy with a feminine bone structure. You wear pink dresses and stick dildos up your ass. Id bend you over and make you squirt from your clit.
>>153516681People though the Source Wall was going to stop the D*gger...
>>153517314Oddly specific fantasy you have there, lil bro. Is there something you'd like to tell us?
>>153517296Probably not outright an wincon, but should be considered as a way to dampen Denji's regen.
>>153517348I got hard while writing it and imagining you as a bratty sissy that needs corrected by my BBC...
>>153517396Shut the fuck up, esl vantablack fpe fnfpedo. I'll see you in the next thread. Watch your back.
Cucky janny.
The era of Death Battle has come to an end...
Welp
JANNYtos!!!!!!
>Randomly deletes threads with no rhyme or reason>Leaves the thread past bump limit up>Probably won't delete the next thread madeWhat's his thought process?
Janny just RAPED and GAPED /dbg/ and it's entire cosmology...
>>153517794He was TEACHING /dbg/...
>Janny, now back to his normal state, looks at Anon in surprise. He had spent the entire fight reading Anon's posts and analyzing his IP, something Anon had been completely unaware of. In that brief moment of insight, Janny discovered Anon's biggest weakness, and a plan began to form in his mind.>With a smirk, Janny steps forward, his voice calm. "You know what? I give up. You win," he says, surprising Anon. "You're the better basement dweller." Anon is flattered, his pride swelling at Janny's praise.>Janny drops to one knee in front of him. "Hey, can I get your autograph?" he asks innocently.>Anon chuckles, "Of course, kid." He takes a pen and signs his name for Janny.>Janny takes the autograph, smiling. "Thanks... uh... Hiro.">Anon corrects him with a laugh, "It’s Anonymous.">Suddenly, Anon is immediately hit by a 3-day ban, causing him to immediately lose all his posting rights. Before he can react properly, Janny slices his paycheck clean through Anon's torso, the force of the blow lifting him off the ground. He opens his hand, firing a /trash/-ban that tears through Anon's post, obliterating him completely.>Within moments, all that remains is a pile of ashes.>Janny stands tall, brushing his hands off as he looks down at the remnants of Anon. "You did almost as good as sharty in the 2025 raid," Janny says, a touch of respect in his voice.
>>153516101>>153516101This could have been avoided with one line of dialogue.At the very beginning"Remember! Shenron made this universe just for us! So no holding back!"
>>153517821>>153517821
It's over...
