>be sweetest, kindest, smartest, and most helpful character on the show>half of /co/ wants you beaten to death for some reason
>implying anybody's cared about the simpsons for the past decadelol, try going back to 2014 to make this post maybe.
>>153517751You misspelled some stuff>be smuggest, holier than thou, know it all, complainer
Why does this board get so many of these copy pasta threads? Sometimes this board is like rerun hour on a dying tv channel.
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>>153517751I'm from the half that wants to make sweet love to her
>>153517799I'm literally the anon who's known for wanting to fuck Blossom here and even I think you're a fucking weirdo
>>153517751get the hell out of here and and writers' room too, Yeardley
>>153517812I also want to make love to Bart's ass btw
>>153517832why did you think I wanted to know this information
>>153517843dunno, just wanted to share
>>153517751>GIF that doesn't move
>>153517812those in glass houses shouldn't throw stones
>>153517751Lisa would be more bearable if she wore that grass skirt from the first episode all the time. A few shots of her vagina in a casual nudity context would make her perfect...
>>153517751reciting liberal talking points is not sweet kind smart or helpful
>>153517843Same goes to you, yet here we are.
>>153517799>>153517812>>153517832>>153517843>>153518237could all be from the same guy and no one would know
>>153517751Lisa DESERVES that lesbian pedophile>sweetest, kindestAs a white liberal. Her kindness is actually dismissive condescension to her 'lessers'>smartestOnly in grade 2>most helpfulOnly to the causes she supports and she ruins it as soon as she disagrees with some part of it.
>>153517751not beaten to deathjust severely tickle tortured, maybe
>>153518506Don't forget that phat, wobbly ass.
>>153517832I hate that Bartfags get so much ass but Lisafags get pretty much nothing in the almost 40 years the show's been on the air, at least show her butt crack sheesh
>>153517781>Why does this board get so many of these copy pasta threads?because this board is dead it's mostly just the same few people have the exact same conversations over and over again
>>153517751Lisa is also the one most likely to fuck over large groups of people over some new political or religious thing she just picked up the day before. >She's a vegan now, so EVERYONE needs to change their ways or else she will fuck up a party>She's a Buddhist now, so EVERYONE needs to change their core beliefs to match up with hers!Most people don't care for her because she is a sanctimonious knowitall asshole that likes to lord her shiny new superior mindset over everyone else when possible.
>>153517751I think you posted the wrong picture. That's a condescending narcissist.
Post the lesbian pedophile att.Seeing lisa sad and suffering is based
>>153518506From what is this print? Which magazine?
>>153517843In ancient Greece pederasts were considered wise and learned men.
>>153519296the WHAT?
>>153517751>"ELON MUSK IS PERHAPS THE WORLD'S GREATEST LIVING INVENTOR!" -LisaActual Lisa quote. And it wasn't being sarcastic. This was before Elon started twitter shitposting but is a good example of why Lisa is a retard not to be taken seriously.
>>153517781>Sometimes this board is like rerun hour on a dying tv channel.fitting given the current state of animation
>Group A : Mr Enter Autistic's who think Lisa is bullied too much and that they love her.>Group B : PseudoInterlectuals who are seriously trying to deconstruct arguments of an 8 year old child who is mostly used as the writers moral mouth piece>Group C : Average Joe who thinks Lisa is fine but prefers Bart and Homer and couldn't care less about 75% of all Lisa episodes>Group D : typical /co/ loli-bait who's tastes are so terrible they think Lisa is hotIf you identify as one of these I want you to drink three gallons of cooking oil and eat a match.
>>153522075>DUDE, <rich person> is just like Tony Stark! They go to their garage and shit out rockets and particle accelerators with their 300 IQ!
>>153517751>still giving a shit about the simpsons>post season 10
>>153519244"""""People""""""
>>153522876Up until he started working with the US government people were happy to pretend he was doing that but as soon as he pissed people off a whole bunch of info about him was revealed. His teachers called him stupid, his dad called him a retard, and everyone that's worked with him hates him.
>>153522385I don't like Lisa cause I don't like the entire modern Simpsons cast. Everyone is so different from their original selves at this point they're flanderizations of flanderizations.
>>153522075https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mpa8fLQe7O0It's real. He even kills a bald eagle as he arrives.
>>153523465Amazing how much liberals will turn on people. Tolerant my ass.
>>153517751https://streamable.com/2tnzw0
>>153519231because the people at the studio think>boy butt = funny>girl butt = pedowithout realizing men jerk off to Bart's plump ass
>>153517751Lisa is smug, arrogant, and self-righteous.
>>153517751>sweetestMaude Flanders>kindestNed Flanders>smartestProf Frink>most helpfulCarl or Smithers
>>153517751>be sweetest, kindest, smartest, and most helpful character on the showYou mean S1-8 Lisa? S9 onward is retarded lisa
>>153517751Remember that time Lisa accused Homer of never being there for her or encouraging her?Yeah, that's why she sucks.
>>153517751I once saw a thing on twitter about an episode where she just eats shit the entire time, was that real?
>>153524064>implyingThey know what they are doing.
>>153517832>>153524064no, it's my fault for opening this board, I should have known better
>>153525189Critters of the lord
>>153524064nah it was just a common 90s trope that's kind of outdated now
>>153517751>be sweetest, kindest, smartest, and most helpful character on the showMost of the shit she does is to feed her own ego or try to right some wrong which she herself caused. The best example of this is that one scene where she tries to join the football team. And when she finds out she is not doing anything groundbreaking she leaves in tears
>>153525380Still miles ahead of everyone else she at least wanted females to have representation in sportsSome times anon being to cynic is not worth it
Posting classic Simpsons Comics because some of these were actually funny
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>>153522385Al Jean is somewhere between A and D.
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>>153525294>it was a joke bad then>it's erotic nowwhat went wrong
>>153525407No.She wanted to be noticed and seen as a trail blazer. When rubber met the road she was revealed to be a mere selfish egotist who only wanted attention and clout. Not to actually play sports.
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>>153525409meh...most Simpsons fan comics are better (not the pedo lesbian's though)
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>>153525472>meh...most Simpsons fan comics are betterAre you Squidding me!?
>>153525472Do you mean like the Dankmus-style shitposting ones? What I liked about the Bongo comics is that the humor of the best ones really feels like the show did, they're surprisingly wholesome in that way
>>153525453Attention to woman causes always remember anon behind everyone woman there is womanity
>>153525472>not the pedo lesbian's thoughwho?
>>153517751She's an entirely self centered muh feminist cunt that was never disciplined and needs a good hiding until she learns to respect other people.
>>153525558an pedo lesbian who drew a self-insert comic of her molesting Lisa
Did anyone notice Frinkiac has been totally revamped?
>>153517751She was okay in the earlier seasons, but then the writers (or the voice actress) really wanted us to take her seriously.Just from a writing perspective, It's not a good idea for a caricature to represent both kindness and logic within the group. More often than not, those are diametrically opposed, and that's where the inter-group conflict should come from.
>>153520352This is literally a screencap from the first episode.
>>153525619Hot, source? Wait, it's an actual woman right?
>>153517751Puc related
>>153517751I'd rape her until she's pregnant then rape her harder
>>153525972Hey, it's Jax The Maincharacter from the famous The Jax Show!
>>153525795Yes but I see it's from a book, which one is it!?
>>153525795We know that sunshine, but what book or magazine is that?
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