https://youtu.be/5RaU8K8sLTM
OKAYYY OKAYYY IM SORRY PLEASE GO FUCKING EASY ON ME IMb SORRY FOR BEING A BRATTY ARROGANT BITCH PLEASE STOP GAAAAAAPING ME!
>Randomly deletes threads with no rhyme or reason>Leaves the thread past bump limit up>Deletes the new thread after 40 posts>STILL leaves the old thread upWhat's his thought process? What causes him to act out like this?
>Denjibros BTFOing Yujikeks>Thread IMMEDIATELY gets janniedKek? KEKAROOOOO!
>>153518333Yuji Itadori...
Cucky Denji.
>>153518355I'm going to be honest I wasn't expecting this level of Debate from you guys...It feels good to see anons actually tearing each other apart with arguments instead of cuck pastas
Denjiniggers had to ask their master KINGnny to delete the thread so no one can respond to their retardation.
>>153517792>dance if you've committed genocide
Ah, yes, the Reimu vs Strange waiting period with a Grumind bonus animation at the end of it.
>>153518344earning his paycheck hoping for a 2x BONUS. Shame that twice of zero is zero
>Don't worry, my MU will save these halls
Cucky Ultraman.
>d-denji is faster!!Okay? Doesn't help him with undodgeable domain expansion attacks
>>153518371Im surprised how balanced it is this time. Im enjoying this. The cuckpastas come later.
>>153518333Makima...
>>153515892Well let's compare the twoFor Krasura:>Mindbroke /dbg/ to this day>Had the worst waiting period of all time everywhere, nonstop shitflinging on all sides>Had the worst post-episode period of all time everywhere to the point nobody was able to talk about Spawn Rider or Shighito because any attempt would get flooded in>Really meh animation but the real problem was the fight script being very blatantly written by Kratosbros who wanted to make him look as powerful and unstoppable as possible at the expense of Asura basically just existing to get shit on while mischaracterizing him as a mindless raging beast so Kratos looks better by defeating him, basically the fight was Aang vs Edward but worse>The matchup itself sucks on a conceptual level, either it's a complete stomp if you don't buy Wanktos or it's a complete stomp if you do buy Wanktos, and buying Wanktos is something that requires pretty heavy mental gymnastics>Death Battle's explanation of why Wanktos is scaled that high is retarded even to some Kratosfags that do agree with infinite speed outerversal kingtos>DevilArtemis was made to take the full brunt of the shame despite 95% of the problems with the episode having nothing to do with him resulting in him leaving the animation team, thus lowering the quality of future 3D episodesNow for Grumind>Really questionable models and animation, but in fairness they had to work from the ground up on a lot of it so it's kind of excusable>A lot of the arsenal just kind of wasn't used, again one could use the above as an excuse>Verdict was fine but the explanation for it was kind of retarded and Megamind got downplayed hard for no reason when Gru reasonably could've won without making Megamind look like a jobber kek>Matchup itself is good>No real fallout and will probably be forgotten within a couple weeks, as you can see from the threads here where a lot of people already moved on to shitposting over Denji vs Yuji
>>153518344And yet he refuses to lift a finger on Botfag or Minimoyfag.
K I N OK I N OK I N O
I hate that the only two tracks with lyrics this year are Soul Outsider (it's in Japanese) and Bang Bang Bang (mid as fuck) so I can't make original chuck songs for the MUs...
>>153518401Explain to me your pain? What did the Tokus do to destroy your mind?
I like BIG BUTTS and I CANNOT lieYou KNOW MY HERO
Cucky Asta.
>I am so lonely. All the other Saiyans are scared of me. Noone talks to me. Noone wants to be my friend-- They think I am unstable. They send me from planet to planet committing atrocities in their name. And as I get better at it, they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own success. I am capable of so much more and noone sees it. Some days I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point? Not a single person in the entire universe would care. Take it to your grave.
>>153518439...Stripperella?
>the diameter of both dust explosions in Modulo is 10 km>that means the radius of Yuji's dismantle is 10 km>Denji somehow has to close the gap while he's being dismantled and fighting a regen war of his legs and arms for 10 km straight
>>153518448>Cuckmaker AstaFTFY
>>153518486>Me when I see a BMWF couple in public
I-I don't know how to feel about Grumind.I think the slapstick moments are funny in a vacuum but the fight lacks a solid structure to make them work with the overall pacing of the animation...Megamind's death got a smile out of me (I found it funny not that I enjoyed seeing him die) because of Gru's and the minion's reactions but in the end I felt like Megamind and Gru barely fought each other at all.
What is Denji gonna do if Yuji just spams dismantle?
>>153518503Did NOT read that post.
>>153518513Uh... ummmm uhh.... die?
>>153518484Funny how you guys really think DB will even mention range when they left the insane range difference between Gojo and Makima out of the debate (For reference Makima can fight opponents at 500 KILOMETERS while Gojo's best domain caps at 400 meters with wank)
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEENYOOOOOOOOOOOURCLIMBING UP A LADDER AND YOU FEEL A LITTLE SPLATTER-
>>153518513>Regens >Blitzes and cuts his head What's Yujis answer to this?
>>153518463Zly would never say this, DOGly is too dumb to say this.
>>153518542>DENjeets actually believe thiskek
>>153518542Is his regen instantaneous?
>>153518503Its one of the shittiest episodes they've done in a long time.
>>153518513Nothing. This is the entire fight summarized right here
What's Yuji's best speed feat?
Just saw the latest episode. What went wrong? We can clown on the Maka v Ruby, Blade v Buffy, and the other waiting periods of last year. But at least they were entertaining. So, far the MUs since January are nothing but total 'eh'. Whose fault was this?
It will be a pity win for the chainshitman verse anyways
>>153518484DenCHAD is FTL so it doesn't matter
>>153518614
I got EXPOSED for LYING about what my HERO and their verse can do... Fake statements, fake images, fake everything...
>>153518668DENjeets...
>>153518647>is FTL>gets speedblitzed by a bug
>>153518668Denji . . .
>>153518503It was a terrible episode, Kanamorisis. Should've done more with Gru and Megamind than having Minion react to most of the fight.
>>153518583Idk what's happening here desu
>>153518681FTL Bug Primal tier DEVIL who GAPES the entirety of JJK*
>Having Minion react to most of the fight>Grumind fell victim to One Piece SyndromeGrim.
Post your HERO being popular in their verse
>>153518701>ftl bug devilproof? none.>primal tierproof? none.>GAPES the entirety of JJKproof? none.>You?no proof? DONE.
I-if you hated the fight you're a stupid chud. They did their best!
...and popular in real life too.
>>153518394No that would be Rei's.
>Yuji gets speedblitzed once by Sukuna at the start of the series>Denji gets speedblitzed by Darkness then le Bugman even at the end of his series
>>153518718
>>153518425I feel like one day Death Battle is gonna have to actually acknowledge Kratos/Asura in more ways than just admitting the "Kratos covering his eyes makes him millions of times FTL" shit was stupid.
>>153518729and yet he died a sexless virgin, who let Nayuta die so he could try and bang whores
thinking of Ryuko and Satsuki
>>153518729Wow so he has some self-inserting loser foids rooting for him. Who cares?
>>153518668Kyle...Wait Kyle is no one hero.
>>153518597He doesn't any relevant speed featI guess he might have dodged a piercing blood one time and those are described as super Sonic or something.
>>153518710>One Piece SyndromeWhat?
>>153518770>is no one heroESLmonbro...
>>153518668Yuji...Reze...
>>153518700Yuji has the same power as Sukuna, which allows him to shoot out invisible slashes. That pic shows Yuji using that power to cut everything around him to pieces while he is very casual with his hands on his pockets. That is a recreation of Shibuya made by Mahito with his technique in JJK's equivalent of the purgatory
>>153518762Ragyo vs Yujiro in a 'WHO CAN RAPE THE MOST' battle WHEN?
>>153518719>>primal tier>proof? none.By the end of the manga the bugs became the biggest fear for man, eclipsing even concepts like Darkness, sickness, and war. Primal tier Devils rape and gape JJK. Unless you think Yuji has a chance against Darkness and Falling.
Hulk SOLOS your verse.
>>153518804Okay, but DENjeet also got RAPED and GAPED by the Primal Tier bugs.
Kratos vs Asura might genuinely be better than this shit. At least that matchup was never good, but Death Battle half-assed and fucked over an actual anticipated and fan-favorite matchup after locking it in over a year ago.
Why is it more fun discussing hypothetical MUs than discussing upcoming MUs now
>>153518821Do NOT criticize the matchup. Blood, sweat and tears went into that video, show some appreciation.
>>153518762Thinking about raping and gaping Lusamine
Reminder that instead of going to look for Nayuta, DENjeet went out to try and bang hookers and eat good food.The one person who he was suppose to take care of and protect the most, he let die, all because he's a selfish little piggy.Deep down, he wanted her gone so he could just be Chainsaw Man again.He is a disgusting little freak and deserves all the misery inflicted upon him.
>>153518811Not CHADgon CHADllWe have Goku
Two wanks for Yuji through scaling for lightspeed-FTL: They argue he is equal to Sukuna in Modulo (stated as having potential equal to Sukuna + 60 years worth of training and fighting), then wank Kashimo's eletromagnetic waves and Kenjaku "reacting" to Yuki's blackhole mid spaghettification
>>153518839Because /dbg/ unironically can book better matches than the entire team.
>>153518851>Goku
>>153518840The bodily fluids of DA after he was slaved for a week in ben basement, to work 24/7 in the video to catch up to the deadline, maybe.
>>153518847Look for my adopted little sister? NAH. YABBA DABBA DOOOO I WANT TO FUCK WHORES AND EAT GOOD FOOD
>>153518839Because the matchups DB picks are shit and when they do choose a good one they find a way to fuck it up. This year's lineup is Season 7 levels of awful.
>>153518866Post Hulk beating Nuly (GODku's rookie student). NOW.
The quickdraw justification was so unnecessarily convoluted, they could've just said that Gru has more experience in quickdraws and that he learnt from Lucy to announce his weapon after winning with it.
>>153518881The literal only good MU this season so far has been Cell Vs. Metal Sonic.We're 4 episodes in, and one 1/4 of them are actually good, and it's the fucking episode that pandered to Sonicfags.
Ok but like Nayuta was a fucking bitch. She sucked up all of Denji's resources and time for the retarded college shit. She prevented him from getting Yoru's tail way earlier on which fucked him over in the long term. She fucking deserved to die and probably would've died anyways to bring out Black CSM.
I don't even get it. One of the fundamental rules of Death Battle is both fighters will toss away their usual morals to do whatever it takes to win. Yet they will pick and choose when to completely ignore this. Hell, they did it in the first season by having a random piece of Kryptonite spawn out of nowhere so Goku could destroy it and show how amazing and good-spirited he is.
>>153518890Post SHITly beating Ultimate Godzilla NOW.
>>153518923>One of the fundamental rules of Death Battle is both fighters will toss away their usual morals to do whatever it takes to win.Well here's the thing. Both of these characters are villains. Gru has canonically attempted murder before. So you can't exactly apply this logic to these guys.
>>153518927Sure, as soon as they have a DB. But right now, the results stand, and Cucky Hulk is a jobber.
>>153518927You mean Cucky Banner, who had to do nerd shit? GODly would've just punched his way to Ultima and beat his ass like a real man. COWARDulk needed a fancy glove made by Cucky Banner.
>MONSTERu>BETTERMANmind
Get ready for the REAL fraud check
>>153518923they don't stick to it because they don't stick to it.They reasoned Megamind may be bloodlusted but he's just not competent. He has no problem using the D-Gun in canon on his enemies, he just rarely or never does because he's either cowardly, easily flustered, too performative, unlucky, or doesn't think to. While Gru is always very quick to pull out the "shoot you in the face with my gun fuck you"
BEHOLD THE THREAD KILLER MATCH UP
>Gru won because Gru is more niggerish than Somalimindlol
>>153518797So it's like uh city level?
Schaffrillas didn't even know it but he made DB see a recurring weakness in Megamind
>>153518741We'll probably get another shit/wrong episodes podcast some day or at least them acknowledging Kratosura was garbage tier. They already said the same for Kratos VS Spawn
>>153518966Not enough people care about Demonbane, I don't even think /a/ brings it up for "LE STRONGEST CHARACTER" anymore, Reimu vs GEOM would be more saltminey
Post Cucky Hulk doing this.
My biggest fan made me lose...
>>153518956>>153518967isn't the first thing Gru ever did was Freeze/Killing a bunch of people in a Starbucks line?Yeah he's way more shootyshooty blang blang skeet skeet than ARYANmind
>>153518982GEOM is for Dark Schneider
>>153518923Bloodlust is not the same as Spacebattles competence
>>153518920You are INDIAN.
90% of Chainsaw Devil Denji's feats come from Pochita and Yoru instead of having actual feats of his own.He's not the Chainsaw Devil, he's the Chainscaling Devil.
>>153518966GEOM is a WEAK BITCH.
>>153518938>>153518945>COPEly
>>153518614>What went wrong?They didn't have any quality 3D models to rip from anything for either character, especially Megamind, so they pulled a Cloud vs Link 1 and pretended they just didn't exist.
>>153519005>he's the chainscaling devil>while Yuji is a FEATSMANFUCK YUJIBROS WE'RE GONNA LOSE IT'S NOT FAIR!!!!!!!!!!!
>All these shitty MUsDon't worry, my MU against Mordecai and Rigby will save these halls.
Both of them had weapons that could oneshot the other. In circumstances like that I think it’s fine to take their canon personalities into account, to judge who shoots first (would’ve preferred they just went over every weapon each has and how they interact, BowservEgg style, but oh well)
