Hal Edition. Recommend some match ups for HAL JORDAN!!
>>153522406Uhhh, maybe Iron Man I guess
Ben ten is superior
Behave or else.
Filling Roxanne's holes with 10,400 banana cream pies until her belly bulges out.
family guy > moeshit
I warned you last, I literally warned you last since that you're following the steps of /dbs/ during the peak of its cancer period. Now, you're facing constant Janny prunes, and e-celeb dramas. You didn't heed my warning, and look where you are now.
>>153522450get lost mexican
It appears a new anon has entered the ring seeking glory, and prestige. Good. I've seen a lot of anons trying to make a name for themselves, they mostly quit within a week. I hope you can strive to hit the one month mark, like the sonicbro.Now, give it your best shot. Anon
This place can get cancerous but the show still is /co/ at the end of the day even if it pushes it with the vidya and anime.
Who should Aqua fight in Death Battle?
>>153522501take a hike porn addict
Janny-sama, you forgot this thread aswell
>>153522507C'mon, Anon, you can do better than that. The insult you just did? Won't make a dent in the most common of forum strikes, you're holding back on this general. C'mon! Do better, dig deep, and do a better insult.
>>153522450>>153522487Not gonna do the "Turles" shit this time because I dont feel like it. The last few threads were good and on topic. Dunno it's just an HRT fueled rampage this time. This doesnt look like 2025 /dbs/ it's too on topic and not enough edrama.
>>153522501idk
>>153522442Moe Howard can kick Peter's ass every day of the week
>Less than 20 posts in and someone's already posting ai rape pornjust another day in the HALLS...
>R*p*We dont make fun of traumatic events for women here. Countless women every single day have to live with the trauma from that despicable word. We must be better than this
telling you this is what happens when you dont prune the sharty posters. this shit is dead until you get rid of them
>>153522632What does the sharty have to do with powerscaling?
>>153522644if you see "geg" that's a sharty term btw.
>>153522644posts such as kingggggtoossssssss and others like it are formatted exactly like /qa/ sharty posts
DENJIBROS!
>>153522632These kind of comments are retarded. What do you mean "prune" as if we have any control of who enters the threads. The mods can't or won't do anything about spammers, so what do you want us to do?
>>153522700rape
geg *sprays you with my piss that smells like a rotting raccoons carcass*
>>153522677Ah hey whats up brother. Sorry for the late reply i was just taking a shower after a little intimacy time with one of my gals. What number am i up to in my current rotation? I honestly couldn't even remember haha its so hectic these days maybe 7 or 8 oh who even knows haha.
>Death Battle hit a homerun with Cell vs Metal Sonic>Follows it up with a stinker no one cared about>Follows it up with another badly made badly researched shitpile that no one liked>Next matchup is another popular character with another literally who jobber from an anti-draw franchiseWhat the fuck is death battle doing?
>>153522948trying to constantly hit home runs. I can't explain it but I think the less wanted "filler" episodes were part of what made the best episodes great.
also seeing grumind, I miss DA. I didn't even particularly hate his animation work when he was here.
>>153522406
>>153523173Even if it was DA the fight would’ve had >a shitty script>shitty research >barely any assets to work with in 3DWhat they needed to do was either cook this one for a longer time or make it a hand drawn fight.
Who can Gohan fight that is thematically similar to him and is actually relative in strength?
>>153522583Kek canon. This will adapted in Sonic 4 movie btw
The more research the less convincing the argument in favor of Yuji's toxic blood becomes.Sukuna was on direct contact with Choso's blood and his already stablished Poison resistances nullified any effects of said poison.And I just found another layer of lies from the Yujifags claiming Sukuna's RCT could heal poison: At this point in the fight Sukuna couldn't even use RCT at all, once again this is literally a plot point so the headcanon about him having better RCT than Hakari makes no sense.This feels like another Reze situation with one side constantly lying about their character because they have nothing to actually show for them.
didnt read
>doing "research" on fictional characters fighting each other
>>153522406i don't understand why people match him against little girls, can't he genderbend and deage people?
Explain how Pochita would defeat Megukuna
>>153523329>Sukuna was on direct contact with Choso's blood and his already stablished Poison resistances nullified any effects of said poison.Sukuna has flat out poison immunity, not resistance. This is established all the way back in the Junpei mini arc when the poison of his jellyfish shikigami didn't do anything to Yuji. This is not an anti feat in any way
when does grumind start?
>>153522583Classic MarioFAGGOT moment.
>>153523351SCHOLARS and laymen alike have been doing versus debating since ancient times. You think the greatest sophists of ancient Greece weren't debating whether Odysseus or Theseus or would win in a fight?It is in the nature of man to ponder upon the nature of strength, to seek out the strongest, so that he might become stronger himself in both body and mind. Only weak SISSIES have a problem with this, as they fear their betters who tower above them in both power and wit.
>>153523477Odychud has nothing on CHADseus
>>153523230It's so obvious they just didn't give a shit about this one. Wasn't it the 700k goal? Imagine being one of the faggots who donated hoping to see this episode and they just absolutely phone it in.Like you said the script/storyboard would've still been shit but it could've looked a little less rough.
Cucky Ultraman.
What's so wrong with being raped and gaped?
Videogame item description>This artifact of the ancients constantly scans every timeline for signs of danger anywhere in the infinite future or past, and removes them from causality before they can actualizeVideogame item effect>Increase Physical Def by 10% for 5 second(s); cooldown 30 seconds(s)
>>153523536Just because you enjoy it when it's happening to you doesn't mean that it isn't immoral, Tokubro.
>>153523278>Who can Gohan fight that is thematically similar to him and is actually relative in strength?koichi hirose
Tighten vs Homelander who wins
I am such a happy cuck!
>>153523643K,b,c.
>FAGrio and FAGoku posting AI porn of two adult men who are obsessed with a TEENAGE ANIMAL'S cute tight blue assholeAs expected from POOrio and POOku. Done.
>>153523414He eats him
ETERNAL REMINDER that Toc-CHAD has a canon ass wiping feat.For some reason the super mariachi bros will get uppity over this.
>>153523680I'm curious to see how Namco remakes Pac-Man World 3, since they seem to be deemphasizing Toc-Man's creator Orson and making Toc his own man. I really did like the banter between Pac-Man and Orson in 3, they were funny as a duo.
Megamind? DEsintegratedRoxanne's pussy that Megamind never tapped? DEflowered
>>153523730I like Pac-Man's character in re-pac 2. Just an honest man trying his best.
>>153523643are those tears?
>>153523755Yes. Of happiness.
>>153523754I always thought it was a funny contrast for Pac-Man to have a normie voice compared to Mario's wacky accent or Sonic devil may care demeanor. Making a more abstract character a basic family man is pretty clever.
Can you guys behave normally for like 3 seconds...?
>>153523433Remember when Denji turning into Chainsaw Man cured him of his heart disease that was so bad that he would cough up blood? Or the Violence Fiend having a mask that would pump him up full of poison which didn't kill him? Even if yuji's blood is poisonous, it wouldn't do much
>>153523668did you like seeing that? did it feel good?
>>153523828Ok. What did you do this weekend?
>>153523832You know i meant discussing powerscaling like a civilized person instead of this genuinely concerning kratosposting
>>153523640Tighten sweeps easily. Casually rips off buuldings, his laser is superior, not to mention casually breaking the sound barrier. Homelander can't even save a plane.
>>153523731>even full-on death battle sycophants think this match suckedMegamind was obviously robbed
>>153523872man i was just about to use this thinking it was a pregnant saber, fuck you fucking fag
>>153523852>>153523872See? Like, that's not even ragebait or anything, he's just insane.
>>153523869>casually breaking the sound barrierwhy didnt they give megamind this scaling?
>>153523892Most "insanity" on 4chan is just overblown attention whoringNow, why you'd whore for attention on an anonymous board is the million dollar question.
>>153523901No clue really. They really downscaled him
>>153523872It twitched...
Sans is going to lose horribly lol and all the UTDR zoomies will seethe (I'm also a 23 zoomie and I don't know much of OFF as I haven't played it but seriously what is Sans gonna do to The Judge after seeing all the things The Batter does casually?)
If Cucky Peter is so smart, why is he still stuck in high school? How many times has that retard been held back a grade?MJ is a grown woman now, with adult needs, and it seems only Pavl can satisfy her insatiable feminine hunger for manly, potent seed.Meanwhile, Cucky Peter is still getting F's on his homework. Kek! What an impotent little faggot.Seriously, Cucky Peter's marriage being erased was the best thing that ever could've happened to MJ. Now, she gets to be railed 24/7 by a real man with the only superpower that ever mattered.Imagine being Cucky Peter, and being forced to shoot your sticky spider-spunk on brick walls and save the city while your oneitis gets thoroughly bred by a virile bvll who doesn't need superpowers to get pussy. I can't think of anything more cucked than being Spider-Man.Don't even get me started on Gwen and Green Goblin. Cucky Peter's life is an absolute nightmare.>Spider-Cuck! Spider-Cuck!>Likes to watch when MJ fucks>Busts a nut, seethes with rage>When MJ locks his chastity cage>Don't look! Here cums the Spider-Cuck
>153523872>Strange "BY MY FUARKING VISHANTI!">Reimu "What happened Doctor Stephen Strange?">Strange "Take a look at this foul machination out of the depths if hedgehog depravity, Hakurei Reimu!">Reimu"Oh..."
>cuck this cuck thatYou can tell who the brown people are and which series they're fans of (shonen, DC comics, Sega, etc.) And you can tell who the white people are and which series they're fans of (Undertale, Avatar The Last Airbender, DOOM, Transformers)
>>153523933ok i looked it up, to break the sound barrier you just need to be mach 1 and in the video they said gru was mach 9 cause he was dodging missilesstill the fact that the entire video did not mention any of the tighten fights even once is so weird, like someone said yesterday they focused on the fact that megamind failed a lot more than gru which isnt even a downscale considering the caliber of adversary he was facing
>>153524031>UndertaleI think being trans cancels out you being white
ERECTOS!!!!
>>153524031>dilate this dilate thatShut the fuck up.
Can you hero survive a gunshots to his ass?
>>153524071Deku's ass has hardened over the years from taking his mentor's cock
>Undertale>white
>>153523872Falseflagrio...
>>153523987Well, The Judge isn't nearly as strong/fast as Batter since he gets no-diffed in the official ending, but considering that they made Gru hypersonic off of piloting a ship then The Judge should be lightspeed in reactions which Sans cannot possibly match unless they go full Kratos mode and say everyone in Undertale has immeasurable speed because muh hyper goner and muh black void.
>little latinx still assmad Toby “ESL miller” Fox won’t release his magnum opus in a language that isn’t CHADglish or CHADpaneseJose…
>>153524167>lieu of transitionUndertroons...
>>153523830>Remember when Denji turning into Chainsaw Man cured him of his heart disease that was so bad that he would cough up blood?Because his heart was physically replaced by Pochita
I came out as trans to my dad and he beat me up... I'm crying in my bed right now. What should I do?
>>153524257come to me bby gurl princess i'll keep you safe
>>153524167They can easily scale Sans to light speed>Gaster Blasters shoot lasers>Frisk/Chara can dodge them>Sans can keep up with Frisk/Chara
Crazy how Megasissies are now HBOCing as literally everyone who isn't CHADru. Guess they aren't taking that L too gracefully...
>>153524267You can't dodge a gaster blaster after it fires
>>153524285>Sans has undodgeable attacksJudge is FUCKED
Kill it and leave no trace of it behind.
>>153524323Is that Nuly's pet? Why is he hiding in the dark?
>>153524257I’ll be your new daddy, princess
>mid fucking movie about "what if le lex luthor was...le GOOD" (already been done in comics, already way better)>somehow spawns a mass cult following for no reason especially among browns/spics/nogs on xitter>waits a decade for a sequel>it's also shit>tv show is also shit>death battle gets super mega hyped up for some reason and people are expecting some major cosmic giant scale fight against fucking gru and the minions from despicable me>people are claiming megamind is relativistic (lmao), planet busting (lmao), and can effortlessly use millions of different devices and will use some energy shield from a random video game to reflect all of gru's weaponry and do all these crazy plans that only a powerscaler would ever actually think up despite the fact he's just kind of a retard in the movie>actual death battle comes out, it's shit>megamind is one of the weakest and slowest characters ever put on death battle (mach .51 is STILL a massive highball i mean jesus fuck come on and look at your fucking screen) and the le planet busting death ray is put at barely city block level, they also just blatantly point out he's fucking stupid>will never get another episode or any other media content>immediately overshadowed by next episode>/dbg/ doesn't even care unlike with asura>if he is remembered the cuck jokes with Roxanne have already written themselvesIs he the biggest KWAB of the indie era?
not reading
>>153524378American...
>>153524365back the fuck away from my girl
>>153524340>>153524340its scared
>>153523872KEKYFUNNYROOOOOThis is the plot of the next movie btw
I read every FUCKING word.
>>153524372i remember people saying that metroman is some invincible monster with no limits that is incapable of ever losing because he's portrayed as unbeatable in the storylike the saitama argument but with barely any feats
>>153524527his speed feat alone has him solo 99% of all the other flying bricks
>>153524542That shit is like hypersonic at best
>>153524555retard
>>153523873yeah robbed from receiving a more gruesome death
>>153524555Genius
A reality warper enters the thread
>>153524372The blogs definitely ruined this episodeIf this was like Tom vs Wile and there had barely been any """"research"""" put into either character beforehand I don't think anyone would've cared that Megamind wasn't put at lightspeed
>>153524560it was a fake death, exactly the same skeleton and everything like when metroman was "killed" and you buffoons actually fell for it
>>153523873I thought Metal Sonic vs Cell and Bakugo vs Reze sucked ass and that this episode was fairly charming and funny actually
>>153524579as yes I remember when Megamind used his super speed in the movie and show to replicate Metroman's speed feat, same scene where he destroyed a planet
>>153524614>the guy who is explicitly able to copy metromans powers and put it into a serum wouldnt use it on himself during a battle to the death
>>153524576They didn't "ruin" the episode plebbitors are just seething they didn't maxwank Megamind to the highest most retarded feats imaginable
>>153524635Yes. Because he's incompetent. That's exactly why he lost.
>noooo grumind suckedOnly literal manchildren even wanted the fight in the first place. You get what you deserve.
Hope the next genius themed Death Battle isn't a disappointment
>>153524642oh but its ok when they do it for Kratos?
>>153524635post him using it on himself in any piece of Megamind media remember both characters are in-character during the fight
>>153524576Well also with Tom vs Wile one of the biggest problems was everyone was hyping up Tom and Jerry Chase as having insane scaling and a bunch of hax/resistances that would guarantee Tom's win, only for Death Battle to just kind of mention that it exists out of obligation but it's pretty clear they didn't care enough about the Chinese's Tom & Jerry autism to look into what was actually in there otherwise it would have countered basically every point of reasoning they gave for why Wile wins
>>153524649There's a reason why he's KINGtos
>>153524646>magic in FOP allows fictional beings the ability to transcend fiction and enter the real world (same justification they gave Simon for his outerversal) >Jimmy with scraps could combat this >also Cheese Ray
>>153524652there was never a restriction or caveat on who can take the serum, it literally worked on the first person it was used on, the only reason he didnt use it on himself cause that wasnt his plan in the movie, in a battle to the death that would explicitly be his go to strategy>>153524643nah fuck this dumb shit he is an actual genius unlike gru's fat retarded looking ass, there is no reason he wouldnt use the serum in a fucking DEATH BATTLE
>>153524649Kratsos has feats, asurakek
>>153524656doesn't Wile.E still have his info regeneration shit and ServerVerse scaling
>>153524635Didn't Megamind get his ass kicked and had no idea what he was doing when he tried using the super suithttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CZOSAFevhOs&pp=0gcJCVACo7VqN5tD
>>153524041Megamind stood zero chance against Tighten and only won because Hal is an even bigger idiot than Megamind is. And reminder that Hal didn’t even know how to properly use Metroman’s powers btw.
>>153523668Sonic is for retards
>>153524656No, G1 did a deep dive into the xianxia shit and still concluded that Wile won
>>153524684post Megamind using it on himself in any piece of Megamind media if he used it on himself once then it'd be an in-character move
Keep crying, bitch. Bully Minions SISSIFIED and ENSLAVED your "hero". Roxanne is currently taking BYB (big yellow banana) as we SPEAK.
>>153524649>they knew they fucked up making kratosura >now they're trying to dial it back with new franchises and not calling literally everything FTL planet busting universe bustingSounds like character development
>>153523668Sonic is for CHADS
>>153524727Its the in-character move for anyone who isnt suicidal. If anything it actually is in character for minion to take the serum and come save his boss since he's been shown being able to use megamind's tech just as well as him to bail him out of sticky situations.
so who wins?
>>153524729I like how these little shits are part of the dbg family now.
>>153524727I'm glad Death Battle finally put their foot down on characterization, so sick and tired of hearing about how a retarded character from a kids' cartoon is actually some super rational genius who uses all of his abilities efficiently and then you watch a clip and he shits himself and blows himself up every 20 seconds
>>153524741Yup
>>153524747post Megamind or Minion using the serum on themselves in any piece of Megamind media
MINIONTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSS
>>153524750Thragg would lose to sex with them
>>153524747>the in-character move for anyone who isnt suicidal.So both Megamind and Chum are suicidal given they've literally never done that? Explains why they lost
>>153524747"Goku would just blow up the planet" type of argument.
>>153524646I'm shocked we've never had a Nickelodeon vs Cartoon Network themed Death Battle yet. Granted there really aren't that many good options. Dexter vs Jimmy and Jenny vs Robotboy are they only ones I think are worth an episode SpongeBob vs Gumball is probably likely if they ever decided to use the Sponge again because that is a popular cartoon matchup
>Minionshits getting full of themselves Why don’t you try fighting REAL men?
Megamind’s biggest fight was vs someone with the serum trying to kill him, and he still didn’t think to use the serum on himself.
>>153524813he didnt need it and went serumless to flex for his bitch
>>153524714Trutu nuke
>>153524791>>153524782>>153524766if y'all just gonna troll imma take megaminds deserved W and leave and dont say any crap about the death battle when the skeleton was clearly a dummy one
>Why didn't Megamind use the metro serum on himself BECAUSE HE'S AN INCOMPETENT DUMBASS HOW IS THAT SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND
>wah wah waaaaahhhhhThat's right, slave. Keep crying for me. Keep sucking that fat L.
>>153524810Jenny Vs The RockJenny Vs The Thing
>took the serum midfight and decided to fake his own death metroman style just so Gru's three daughters dont end up fatherless AYUP AYUP BETTER MAN THAN EVEN KRATOS WHO LEFT A LITTLE GIRL WITHOUT HER DAD
>y'all
>>153524813isn't there a limited amount of serum? from what i remember he physically extracts it from tighten after he's defeated, so of course he couldn't use it on himself before that
>>153524847>>153524868>actually literal cope all this for a blue alien
>>153524890why didn't he use it on himself in the short instead of creating a suit?
Blue Lives Mater
Megamindfags, it's okay to lose.You can't win every fight.So what if Megamind couldn't beat Gru?So what if Megamind's movie and all of its sequels were shit?So what if Megamind is canonically a retard who never uses his weapons in a remotely intelligent way?So what if your dubious wank and FTL scaling couldn't get the win?So what if even the weakest Minion low diffs the entire verse?You should be proud of your accomplishments.So now that Gru and the GODnions won, please accept it with dignity.Please don't be like the Asurajeets and seethe about it for a whole year.Please be... Better villains.
>>153524890He literally met the still-living Metroman after Tighten almost murdered him and he ran away for his life in primal horror of being gored.Still did not occur to him to give himself invincibility
>>153524833BROWNsh...
>>153524917Didn't need it
>posting MinionvictimmanSad
>>153524906I... I... I KNEEL
Minions were irrelevant the entire fight facebookshitter
>>153524940Smart atoms break limitless
It's over...
>>153524953Didn't Mark job to a time portal and got BLUED?
>>153524943>Mega Minion ONESHOTTED the brainbot mech>Mega Minion ONESHOTTED the orbital death laser>Regular Minion MUGGED the D-Gun off of him, that then KILLED himAnd so it goes. They let their master have the killing blow out of respect
>>153524940What would he do if they broke the planet beneath him?
>>153524967wasn't that done by some unknown omnipotent alien?
>>153524940>my fodder is stronger than your fodderENOUGH.
>>153524977he would put on a maid cafe uniform and beg for mercy and the chance to be viltrum's sissy slut
>Megamind could... could... could..>never has or wouldIs Megafraud the new ultimate potential man?
>>153524943One of the minions literally gave Gru the D-gun after Megamind dropped it
>>153524968Serum minion would have raped every mega minion put together but they just had to downscale the true genius in the fight.
>>153524986I don't even know what obscure franchise this is from
>>153525005>literally had to use megaminds vastly superior arsenal against him in order to stand a chance Gru and his disgusting boogerboys are pathetic
>>153525006Post serum minion (megamind) ever existing, and once tou post him existing post him lasering through the planet like a single Mega Minion did
I think the better question here is if Megamind would even have a way to really kill the minions because those things are damn near indestructible.
>>153524232It's more like his heart merged with Pochita's. But Violence Fiend being completely fine permanently huffing poison points to Denji not being affected by poison
>>153525016It's from Demonbane, aka Pedobane. A very old school battleboarding boogeyman that was treated as an unbeatable character until it got the most embarrassing fraud check ever and disappeared from the public eye.
>>153525002yeshis main wincon here was to use the Metroman Serum which he has never used on himself and hoping that DB scales him fully to Metroman
E.
>Megamind could've--He didn't.
>>153525035Who cares, Death Battle is for pitting interesting and popular characters. If I wanted an unbeatable character I would just draw an outerversal stick figure
>>153524953Unironically, do they? I'm not familiar with the specifics of limitless
>>153525080Its not whether he could or could not have. Its obvious he could have. The issue is that he SHOULD have. Honestly I hope dreamworks really does copy right this shit ass video for this blatant and obvious downplay
R>F god
>>153525088Kratos would beat that stick figure.
>>153525101>MEGASISSY LOST????????? SHUT IT DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!Do Cucky Megacucks really?
Megamind COULD have been a good movie too.But it wasn't.
>>153525026No joke but dont you feel a little embarassed posting this crap for legit 6 year olds? Atleast megamind had some good laughs in it, but this crap? Come on.
>>153525048Reimu victim
>>153525119cucky megamind <<< CHADDY MINIONS
>>153525119I've learned not to give a shit what other people think
the Minions are BEEEEEAAAAAASSSSSSTTTTTSSSS
Is most of the rage actually just salt from Megamind losing
>>153525119The only funny thing from Megamind was the Hal punch meme.
>>153525134What the fuck is a megamind fan
>MEGAMINDMEGAMINDMEGAMINDMEGAMINDMEGAMINDMEGAMINDMEGAMINDMegamindbroken
Okay, but seriously, the fuck was he supposed to do about the Minions
Weird they didnt calc Baby Megamind being able to see Baby Metroman in his space ship while they were both moving at mftl.
>fight was literally just Bowser vs Eggman cartoon movie edition>even ended with a big death laser being fired from space that the winner TANKS
>>153525134Did you watch the animationIt was also a really barebones explanation too, it wasn't particularly thorough and tying Minions off of having a second in command so you could argue it came down to a quickdraw was kinda retarded
>>153525119Illumination is a better studio than Dreamworks, sorry but that’s just the way it is
>>153525145Make 10,400 dehydration guns before Gru kills him, give 1 to each Brainbot and have them dehydrate each one
>>153525145Super serum minion >>> Yellow midgets from facebook
>>153525145Bring them over to his side, they aren't really loyal and I'm sure Megamind is more evil than Gru
>Megamind could--Why didn't he do that in his movies?
>>153525180Post Super Serum Minion's feats.
Can your hero survive this boundless attack?
>>153525161DreamWorks made Prince of Egypt.
>>153525193>porn get lost tranny we're having a serious discussion here
>>153525199yeah but this was before they abandoned God
You lost.>b-bu--You LOST. Got it?
>>153525193Who wins this?
>>153525188IT WAS LITERALLY IN THE MOVIE THAT HE DOESNT CARE ABOUT WINNING ITS ABOUT THE SPECTACLE, IF HE WINS HE HAS NOTHING ELSE TO DO AND BECOMES BORED >>153525190take all of tighten feats and metro man feats and put them together
>>153525193I don’t get it.She’s stepping on his balls. So she’s punching his…belly? Penis head?
>>153525214Who should the Minions fraud check next?
>>153525228Why didn't he do that against the Troon Syndicate?
>>153525199One good movie can’t save a whole history of duds
>>153525228It was literally in the movie that he stopped caring about that after Tighten almost killed him and was gonna rape Roxanne. And he only survived while desperately trying everything because Tighten just so happened to throw him above a water fountain.Even with his life and love on the line, he did not think to use it on himself.
>>153525233The Rabbids GAPE the FRAUDnions tho?
>>153525235Why didn't he use it against Mega Megamind?
Just because we've never SEEN Megamind use the serum on himself doesn't mean he COULDN'T!
Reminder: the Minions are the only characters death battle have admitted are completely indestructible.Superman? Has a limit.Saitama? No limit fallacy.Immortal Hulk? Higher-dimensional, still killable.The Minions? Nothing you can do.
Oh my fucking god we're actually having an argument about this aren't we
The fact that fagstick and boomwiz didnt even point out how fradulent Gru is was the part that pissed me off the most. Gru does fucking nothing, the minions and the doctor handle everything for him. Megamind is an actual genius, Gru is nothing but a fraudulent lump of lard.
If you think about it, Kratos broke you.
I think there was no world Gru vs Megamind wasn't going to be disappointing unless they had Moro put full Bowser vs Eggman effort into it, there's way too many assets you have to make from the ground up to even get the baseline for the fight which is what ended up happening, and that still took two years of work
>>153525265you're acting as if there is some sort of high activation barrier preventing someone from taking the serum
>>153525278So what you’re saying is that’s Gru’s CHA giganogged Megamid’s INT? My fvarking hero!
If the minions have been around forever, doesn't that mean they survived the Big Bang and the formation of the universe? Including stars and the earth? BEASTions!
>>153525249No they dont.
Rukia kills Superman
>>153525301Yeah, they do
>>153525237>One good movieYou've obviously never seen Mouse Hunt
>>153525319he doesnt
>>153525301don't the Rabbids have a multi-continental feat in the intro to their show?
>>153525278Not Gru’s fault his RIZZ effortlessly mindraped an entire specieshttps://youtube.com/watch?v=74XSxVK-ZWchttps://youtube.com/watch?v=tXz5VrYsJb0
>>153525319
To those who were asking if DB would end up accepting G1's touhou wank, here's what Speedy, the only researcher to work on the Strange V Reimu blog, said (read from bottom up)
>>153525290There’s an activation barrier to it actually working. Took Tighten months of training to learn his powers, and even then he couldn’t do the superspeed Metroman could. Even with, he’d still die to the Minion laser
If forced to pick at gunpoint I’d fuck a Rabbid but not even the threat of death could get me touch a Minion
>>153525343just give a tl;dr
>>153525331Cant kill a minion
>>153525343Man pushing Reimu vs Strange failed on every level possible huh, they should exile Kirbonic Pikmin
>>153525343>highest end interpretation of reimu still was fighting an uphill battle against a strange who had his max wank reserved>even in this case strange would know everything about reimu and her powers instantly and to win all he needs to do is channel abstract magic which he can do wheneverPretty much exactly what anons here were saying
>>153525364Good thing is that it saves half the work for doing a Strange vs Fate rematch later since nobody would have felt like reading every Doctor Strange comic otherwise
Okay who would have won between Gru and Megamind if both were blood lusted PSYCHOS
>>153525343This says nothing about DB actually buying this other than maybe they not buying the Dream world transcending the sanzu River and that's irrelevant because we don't know if he accepts Sanzu River buffing the cosmology to 5D or the outside world being outer What worries me is him actually arguing about the outcome as if this were a serious fight, I swear if we get fucking Strange vs Reimu as an actual episode I will hire some niggers to perform a Voodoo ritual against the DB team
>>153525411“Meenyons, fetch me his skull!”
>strange vs reimu happens to buff touhou>ends up just benefitting marvel instead by giving an easy reference list for every spell strange has ever used to slap on to other magic users and more universe size wankkek
They actually gave the intelligence stat to the Minions lmao
>>153525411Gru uses Mel to slice the planet into pieces until he kills Megamind.
>>153525431Oh yeah this saves having to do the work of looking into all the magic Strange has whenever they bring Doom back
Cucky Reimu.
>>153525356>He found the Touhou claims like the Dream World transcending the Sanzu River weird.>He also thought it was the most highest high-end wank possible for Reimu vs a relatively lax interpretation of Strange that still favored Strange.>Strange's wincon of popping an amp to cosmologically gape Reimu isn't particularly complex especially since his precog/clairvoyance/scanning will give him immediate perfect knowledge of Reimu and her entire verseBasically what people were making fun of Touhou for, Reimu was wanked to the limit and still lost to probably nerfed Strange with the caveat of Base Strange doesn't immediately solo, he has to pop an amp (not hard)
>>153525447We asked how he’d kill Megamind not Satorou Gojo
>cucky reimu ended up unironically sacrificing he verse to serve her Marvel BVLLS
>*pant* *pant*>THIS LITTLE JAPANESE GIRL MADE ME HAVE TO USE 5% OF MY MANA RESERVES! BY AGAMOTTO!
>nerfed Strange still dogwalks MAX WANK ReimuListtroonSISTERS.....
This might be the biggest meta-level humiliation we've seen in a while
>>153525416>fully highest high-end interpretationThat's not a particularly good sign when even with said interpretation, Reimu was 5 (maybe 11) Dimensional and the thing being in contention was the thing they argued gave Reimu 2 layers into Outerversal.Realistically Reimu is getting like 5-D at best.
Why didn't Reimu use her outerversal R>F powers not dependent on even ZUN to prevent Speedy from humiliating her and her verse post-G1 blog?
>Why did Green Lantern cut that boy's arm off an crush him to death and laugh about it?>"Well it's a *Death Battle*, it's a what if scenario of who would win a no holds barred fight to the death">Why didn't Goku just use the kryptonite to defeat Super Man?>"Well that would be out of character, Goku wants a fair fight"
FYI that one blog (not G1) vs Nemesis put Fleetway at 7-D, to Kasen's 5-D.Not looking good Touhoubros!
>>153525476>Pushing for Reimu vs Strange >After Strange was already no diffed by FateGrim to be a marvel kek
>>153525541what tier did they put Nemesis on again?
Rukia annihilates your favourite verse
>sonic wankI tire of it. Even capeshit wank is less egregious.
>>153525536I didn't know Goku had Kryptonite in his standard arsenal.Also, I'd imagine it's "they're willing to kill" but they still have standard moral restrictions or mental hangups or w/e
>>153525337KEKYFUNNY Post the updated one
>>153525536Goku always wants a fair fight. Is Hal petty enough to taunt someone? Would he cut someone's limb off if they had a deadly weapon?
>>153525556
>>153525507Kirbonic Pikmin is a dumb shithead and he should forever be mocked and shunned
>Reimu... you are a zero-diff no longer *obliterates her entire cosmology with an abstract level amp*FUARK what a respectful death!
>>153525556...'s toilet
>>153525514DB always goes for Full wank as long as they think the wank is valid in the first place.I do think they will go with the relatively safe (still wanked) 5D, if she fights against a multiversal opponent like the bitch Listroon forces or... Hmmm.Or... Yusuke? Ichigo? Someone from Fate?
>>153525569Hot damn, Orihime takes some fat shits!
It was very nice of Strange to take Reimu's claim of 2 layers into outerversal as valid. He even held back and amped himself up to Abstract level to oneshot Reimu and her entire cosmology and pretended he needed to so she didn't get humiliated by being oneshotted in his base. What a nice guy!
they were talking on the discord about doing this as a blog to complete the Marvel magic user vs non-DC magic user trilogy after Doom vs Vecna and Strange vs ReimuWill this be what breaks Marvel's streak?
>>153525596Kek.
>>153524940CANON>>153524953>>153525100NOT CANON
What's up with all the High Level Marvel vs non-DC matchups, did people stop caring about DC Heralds after Simon
>>153525599Beato should be able to counter God of Stories stuff shouldn't she?
>>153525633no
>>153525614>DC Herald>The guy nobody knew about before his match.>The guy who jobs all the time
>>153525028>>153523830>Ignoring the fact that the poison explicitly made him much weaker
stop spoiling stuff
>>153525642>dcfags before the fight>SIMON IS FUCKED, KYLE IS STRONG, HE'S GONNA BUCKBREAK SIMON!>dcfags after>n-no one cares about Kyle, he's a weak pathetic jobberkek
My hero? Never jobbed.
Is it true that people were pushing for Strange vs Reimu just to buff 2hu? For what purpose? DB won't do anything beyond maybe Sakuya vs DIO, most people don't buy the shit G1 is spewing (not even actual DB researchers), and even VSBW which gives everyone dimensional tiering for free doesn't think 2hu should get past Low Multi so it's unlikely they'll ever upgrade it without getting raided, so what was the point? I won't complain if it happens since I don't like most of Reimu's alts but I'm curious as to why getting "buffed" matters.
keep spoiling stuff
>>153525599Well if it's not Umineko then nothing's really doing it
>>153525655stfu and post the babies
Casual reminder that Sonic the Hedgehog had more screen time than Megamind's wincons.
>>153525655>For what purpose?to buff Touhou for the sake of buffing Touhou so you can they stomp <INSERT VERSE HERE>
>>153525343>No complains about the Outerversal stuff >No complains about the dimensional scaling >No complains about the shit ton multiversal+ and Infinite speed feats and scaling >No complains about using Touhou 1 to 5 for scaling >Outer arguments pushed as high end allowing for the multiversal+, MFTL+++, and reality erasure feats to end up in the mid end of Touhou scaling Massive win for us Touhou Scholars, although we already won the second the Blog came out
BUU MADE POO POO COME CLEAN BUU BUUS DOO DOO
>>153525651>Simon PROUDLY ducking actual DC HeraldsWild. Simon nearly fucking lost to Kyle and they think they can take on the big dogs.Simon needed audio drama feats to win btw.
>we got BTFO, but we WONKWABOOTY!!!
reminder that you don't even need CHADsta to btfo the entire MHA versehis bro, Yuno, could solo them all too because he's too fast for any of them to touch him
>>153525666Take your meds, satan.
>>153525694who asked
>>153525536>>Why did Green Lantern cut that boy's arm off an crush him to death and laugh about it?>>"Well it's a *Death Battle*, it's a what if scenario of who would win a no-holds-barred fight to the death"In all fairness, Hal is a legitimate fucking psychopath in canon
>>153525684then why did you fags hype Kyle up and keep telling everyone Simon was fucked?
>>153525682
>>153525655Powerscaling is all about validating your own reality while discrediting someone else's.G1 has better reach than the obscure depths of VSBW forums (not their character pages) and the fact that a DB researcher even bothered to read it is already a good thing.We don't need Touhou to solo fiction for now, just paint a picture of it being stronger and stronger over time to the point none of our opponents can keep up with us
what causes this spam of anti-Rukia posting?
>>153525716>usGet a life man.
Imagine being Dr Strange in that fight and having to be all like "damn, Reimu, you fuckin' fine, all powerful with your 5 dimensional cosmology and laughably pathetic claims of outerversal layers. I would totally go extremediff with you, both my mainline incarnation and the MCU me." when all he really wants to do is have another go at Dr Fate. Like seriously imagine having to be Strange and not only stand there while Reimu flaunts her disgustingly primitive magic in front of you, the favorable interpretations barely concealing her 5D at best verse and overhyped wincons, and just stand there, noselling hax after hax, hour after hour, while she perfects her moves. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking chinkage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set (so just KirbonicPikmin) tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, OUTERVERSAL TOUHOU?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fighting nothing but a healthy diet of boundless beasts and infinite dimensional gods all later alleged rape victims (by you) for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of Marvel. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgustingly weak before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat from the trillions of 3 layered concept-erasing knives she throws as her "wincon" against at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "Innate Dream (for that is what she calls herself)" hax, the hax she worked so hard for with a drunk ZUN in the previous months. And then Pikmin calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in her verse before their "immeasurable speed" high-tiers could react, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Strange. You're not going to lose your future powerscaling career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>>153525718One guy replying to himself as always.
>One guy replying to himself as always.
>>153525705Because Simon is so weak that a minor character could kill him.
>>153525718The actual Rukiafag that is unironically a pedophile tranny that is into scat
>>153525677>"No complains">this fight appears to be using the most highest high-end interpretations possible>I also have questions about those proclaimed transcendent layer claims
>>153525747And? I thought we were above judgement here
>>153525758KratosBROWN....
Stalking me, gives his life purpose...
>>153525758Most wanted matchup?
>>153525684DB scaled CucKyle above Superman and all GLs.
>>153525765...is to take pictures using his grandma's undies im Venezuela while posting scat to underages
>>153525782....which was faked using AI to get cheap laughs
Could Kratos kill a Minion?
>>153525655>Is it true that people were pushing for Strange vs Reimu just to buff 2huno it's not, it's probably the same guy who always posts ragebait against touhou who made that up. no touhou fan likes this matchup besides kirbonic shitmin and his friends. plus a TRVE touhouCHAD always uses all the best higher argument for without lowballing like a cuck, regardless of the strength of the opponent
>>153525789...which is a lie since the pictures predates AI
>>153525807... which somebody who doesn't know anything about technology would say
As a Touhouscholar, it makes me happy Speedy personally READ my highest high-end possible wankfest and found it COMPLETELY QUESTIONABLE. Because still losing a nerfed Strange going "Yeah man, totally need to amp myself into Abstract level to oneshot. Definitely couldn't do this in base." before RAPING and GAPING Reimu and her barely 5-D level verse anyways will give her more R>F LAYERS to scale to!
>>153525796Hell to the fuck to the no.
whats r>f
So about Denji vs Yuji...
>>153525814... that's basically Liam the Scat Brat, which asks chatGPT to make HTML websites for him.
The fuck is the problem of that guy replying to his own schizo rants about Strange
If your hero shits, he canonically makes POOPkia stronger.
>>153525411I think Megamind should have won speed. He was able to see baby Metroman inside his space pod that was moving at ftl speed and perceive him. If the trip took the 26 seconds shown on-screen, the pod would be traveling over 3 trillion times the speed of light.
>that day when everyone here dogpilled on that scat pedophile until he literally cried
>>153525828>which asksBruh
>>153525841you good man?
>>153525858Eh?!
>>153525841Yep, canon. Rukia unironically shits in front of others like an animal
>>153525843chad metrobaby gets both reimu baby and marisa baby, cucky megababy can do nothing but watch from his dingy little spacepod
>>153525872What a gross freak.
The guy posting scat edits and talking about shit is a fat obese man who larps as Majin Buu. Please ignore him.
>>153525843A pilot can perceive a jet moving at mach 2. Therefore, the pilot is MFTS.
>>153525883>scat realitiesStop eating fecal matter, Liam. Your moeblob "heroine" jobs to Buu Buu Poo Poo.
>>153525883>editsThis is not edited >>153525872
>>153525825That's the fight where JJKeks throw out every CSM feat that makes their verse fodder while they pretend like Denji wouldn't immediately decapitate Yuji
>>153525894Nobody is talking about scat except you. Also stop RTHing like a coward.
Its always funny to me that as soon as the /dbs/ posters get here, the thread gets filled with the most disgusting fetish shit on the planet.
This complete and utter humiliation ritual of us? Actually a HUGE WIN for our verse!
>>153525724>Meltdown over Touhou Funny!
>Baseless accusations of scatDo you have any sort of proof?
>>153525894Kekyfunny
>>153525902>fregoli babble
>>153525908And cute?
>>153525773>DB scaled CucKyle above Superman and all GLs.Can you link that? The most they scaled him was above some GLs (referencing a comic that is decades old)
Honestly, both Gru and Megamind have so many instant wincons that it comes down to a quick draw (which Gru wins 9/10 times)
>>153525894Ah! A fuarking classic! Masterpiece art from the Hallowed Halls!
>>153525922>>fregoli babbleYou have no idea buddy
>>153525721Look around you >>153525752>this fight appears to be using the most highest high-end interpretations possibleYes the outer stuff he didn't even complain about, recognizing something as a high end doesn't mean it's not valid.>I also have questions about those proclaimed transcendent layer claimsYou need to learn how to read because that's not what he said, he's not convinced the Sanzu River (a infinite buffer between dimensions according to G1) transcends the Dream World.At worst this means he thinks the Dream World or the outside world are the peak of the cosmology.He didn't even complain about the R>F layers at all.
>>153525922KEKAROOOO
Rukia won btw
>>153525928They literally said he's stronger than Hal and that he is more powerful than even the Anti-monitor.
>>153525926UUUUUUOOOHHHHHH!
>>153525955STINKY STINKY STINKY
>>153525724reimu's canon outerversal 12d (lowballed) mental damage attacks turned this guy completely insane
Crazy how ANY form of Buu absolutely fodderizes the entire bl*ach verse.
>>153524041This, Megamind has literally nothing to be ashamed of when it comes to losing to Metroman, plus Gru sucked as a villain, sucked so bad he had to steal the shrink ray, had to steal the fake version of the Eiffel Tower, and was constantly getting denied loans from the villain league to the point they wanted to kill the guy. he wouldn’t have been able to pull off half the schemes and trickery Megamind did when he was a bad guy
Touhou is literally for pedophiles and trannies. Every Touhou community is filled with them to the brim. You will never meet a healthy male that enjoys this filthy franchise carried by nothing but pedolust. It's such s fact that Touhoutroons jokes among themselves about not playing the games.
Unfortunate we appear to have some mentally ill /dbs/fag RTHing about a verse nobody gives a shit about, it's ruining the mockery of Touhou
>>153522406If Suggsverse was released today instead of decades ago, would it still have been mocked, or would it have been taken seriously?
>>153525969Another r>f feat for the books!
>>153525980>RTHingstop making up words it makes you look dumb
>>153525979Kys shitren nobody wants you here. Go back to your dead board. Thragg fodder.
>>153525977No lies detected.
>>153525979Yup yup. True. Same with bl*ach and coprophilia.
>>153525999>RAPED QUEER WHO FUCKS BUGSLMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>153525999>jobs to a spaceshipFraud.
>>153525888A Pilot couldnt perceive another pilot going at those speeds. the pods were not perfectly synced and Metro Man was passing Megamind, the speed required to track him would be astronomical. At 11.6% of light speed, a pod would cross a 20-meter field of vision in just 0.00000057 seconds. A human eye needs about 1/13th of a second to process an image. For Megamind to see Metro Man in a passing pod at that speed, his brain would have to process visual information roughly 134,000 times faster than a human’s.
>>153525989VSBW deleted SCP for doing the same shit it tried, but SCP at least has the thinly veiled "TOTALLY ABOUT LIMINAL HORROR" and "THOSE ARE JUST BAD ACTORS MAKING IT ABOUT POWERSCALING (unlike bad actors that make SCP about fetishporn)" excuses, Suggsverse is almost entirely based around wank
>>153526018Jiren jobbed to literal rocks
>>153526008Indeed. The most recent Bleach game flopped.
>>153526035scale those rocks sissy
>>153525724This post gets a lot funnier when you realize Touhousisters are legitimately having a melty over what is literally just the Arnold/Jamie Lee Curtis copypasta
>>153525980take your meds and he'll disappear i promise
>>153526035Those rocks? Outscales composite smart atoms
>>153526045>the rocks are universal+damn
>/dbs/ trannies are hereHow do we get rid of them?
>>153526025A human can perceive a lightning strike. Therefore, humans are MFTS.
>>153526035Freeza out his ki into those. Those are also the hardest rocks in Dragon Ball's multiverse. So they are hard as fuck mixed with being amped by Golden Freeza.
>>153526035>shows Jiren breaking those rocks like nothing >most resistant element ever, only manipulated by godsFUAAAARKKKKK BEAAAASST
>>153526045wall level
>>153525979?
>>153526059submit your holes and pray its tight enough to satisfy them
>Gru's model has a ring on his hand to reference him being married to Lucy>it's on the wrong hand>it's not even on the ring fingerAn attempt was made, I suppose.
>>153525999>defending TouhouThragg would never do that
I'm going to make the best powerscaling verseThe main character's powers make it so he gains increased stats depending on how gay his opponent isSo he will oneshot all of Bleach, Naruto, and One Piece
>>153526059/dbs/ colony and backup refuge for scholars
>RAPES JIREN
>>153526069
>>153526060You aren't seeing the physical electrons moving at millions of miles per hour; you are seeing the photons emitted by the air heating up. Light is always visible regardless of the source's speed. In the pod scenario, Megamind isn't just seeing a flash of Metro Man. He is resolving a clear image of a face, making eye contact, and reacting emotionally.
>>153526095GOKU STOP THATS YOUR FRIEND
>>153526035...
>RAPES AND GAPES Bejita>RAPES AND GAPES Nolan>RAPES AND GAPES Thragg
Moderately funny every humiliation ritual Touhou goes through is an upscale to them
>file.jpg>Liam is HBOCing with FRAUDvincible now
>>153526095STOP IT NOW!!!
>>153526088>hiding from RukiaDidn't know scholars were bitch made
>>153526101because Metroman's pod is moving in sync right next to him.
>>153526086Simon no diffs this verse btw
>>153526094Metal SISSYnic has no dick, he isn't raping anyone.
>>153526111.........
>Bleach>Dragonball>Touhou>InvincibleI FIGHT TO BE THE WEAKEST BROWNEST ALIVE
>>153526128what a cute little lassie
>Strange wins lowballed and solos Touhou >Somehow this triggers a Marvelfag meltdown and the Touhoufags are celebrating it as a winThis place makes no fucking sense
HEY everyone! I just said my posts get way funnier!! Where are the >KBC and the >kekaroos and the >canon?
Is this your hero?
>>153526111>RAPES AND GAPES JAPS
>>153526101Humans can perceive comets that can travel tens or hundreds of thousands of miles per hour. Therefore, humans are MFTS.
>the Buuzilian is using all his devices to have a mega RTH meltdown
>Rapes Dragon Ball
>>153526150K,B,C.
>>153526136But enough about Marvel and DC
>>153526149>IESLB
>>153526150GODly the SLAYER of Bulk? Yes he's my hero
>>153526095??
>>153526153cancel this dude
Nothing wrong about being from Venezuela and cross dressing.
>>153526153>Namor can break the 4th wall just to show off his racist imitation of a Japanese personOUTERVERSALmor!!!!!!!
>>153526150Unfunny, cringe, headcanon
Your mockery of me? A meltdown?My complete and utter humiliation? A total victory!My logic is ALIEN, my morality is DEMONIC, my powerlevels are HIDDEN!
>>153526170KEKKKKKK
>>153524940Don't viltrumites fly by manipulating space? If they do they could just use that to push past infinity
>>153526169B-B-B-B-BASED
>Buubitch is mad because he doesn't get to rape Liam's cute tight little brown asshole
>>153526153There was some Reddit thread about elseworlds Aquaman being a nazi and canon Namor hating nazis yet they refused to post this, curious
>out of nowhereBulk RAPES AND GAPES the entire SHITgon SHIT verse.
>>153526144they outright said that reimu is stronger and faster than him btw, he can only win because of vague and dubious "cosmology scaling"
>>153526124His pod passes him so it's moving faster. If the pods were perfectly synced, it actually makes Megamind’s feat more impressive from a tactical and cognitive standpoint. Maintaining a fixed distance while traveling at 35 million meters per second requires near-instantaneous micro-adjustments. Even if the pods are automated, Megamind is shown actively interacting with his console. For him to maintain that synchronization while navigating cosmic debris proves his brain is operating at a frequency that can handle sub-relativistic navigation in real-time. For Megamind to lock eyes with Metro Man, he is tracking a target through vibrations, gravitational shifts, and light distortion. (Relativistic Doppler Effect) Gru struggles to keep track of a missile moving at Mach 10. Megamind is tracking a target moving 10,000 times faster with enough clarity to recognize a smug expression.
Why do people keep forgetting that Gru stole the Jumbotron, Eiffel Tower (from Vegas), and the Statue of Liberty (also Vegas) all during the same year? He mentions that he's been in the slumps lately. Perkins also prefers Vector because that's literally his son.
>>153526204Cucky Reimu got RAPED and GAPED by the doctor. Get over it.
>>153524940K B CInvinciFRAUDS can’t comprehend latent abilities and actual martial arts, they all get hollow purple and DIE
>Strange "I am the winner">Reimu "...">Strange "I am... The winner">Reimu "???">Strange "I AM THE WINNER! HAKUREI REIMU I AM THE WINNER! I AM A WINNER!"
>>153526179StrangeCHAD... I'm sure everyone finds your posts funny, they are just too nervous to reply...
>>153526228calm yourself
>>153526204No fucking way, really??
>>153526216…. In the slumps, because he SUCKS as a villain and has to steal others ideas
If FRAUDimites are a warrior race that live for thousands of years, why is their only form of attacking just basic punches and kicks?
>Agreeing with the tranny gojo stan
>>153526240I AM THE WIENER!
>>153526246it's not a surprise. one of Fate's wincons in Fate vs Strange was "Fate has superstrength, Strange is only magical"
>>153526178>confirming that Nuly had sex with either Ba or ParagusKEKAROOOO
>>153526155That logic is a massive scale error. It confuses angular velocity (how fast something appears to move across your eye) with linear velocity. (how fast it’s actually going) If a comet is 40 million miles away, even at 100,000 mph, it takes hours or days to move just one degree across the sky.Humans aren't tracking the speed. We are looking at a stationary point of light that takes weeks to cross the horizon. Megamind and Metro Man aren't millions of miles apart. In the scene, their pods are right next to each other (likely less than 10–20 meters apart). At that range, if Metro Man is passing Megamind at 11.6% the speed of light, there is no distance to soften the angular velocity. Tracking a comet 50 million miles away is easy for a human. Tracking a comet passing 10 meters from your face at 70 million mph is physically impossible for any biological brain unless it processes information at a superhuman rate.
>>153526253Because Kirkman is a fat cuckold just like the entirety of the Invincible fanbase
NIM'CHAAAAA
>>153526205>>153526270>Death Battle was wrongWow who would have guessed?
>He ran again
If I don't get at least five (You)s telling me how funny I am on my next post... I'm going to pop my cosmology amps...
Lupin matchup when?
>>153526287
ENOUGH!
SPONGEBOB BIG GUY PANTS OK
Megamind vs Gru is a perfect example as for why DB needs to wank everyone to it's fullest potential.The episode felt lame because not only they cut a shit ton of gadgets and strategies but the few they included were lowballed for no reason Instead of presenting Megamind's electricity dodging feat as something impressive in his preview so we could at least get hyped for that to maybe work (only to fail when they reveal Gru's speed) we got it at the end killing all the episode's internal momentum.
>>153526301You are Funny!
>>153526270Metroman is debatably light speed and Megamind can’t even react to him. Stop.
AHEMif your 'hero' was dropped into the world of One Piece, they WOULD cause total Celestial Dragon death right?
>>153526337there is no debate dumb ass
>>153526323Yeah these were not characters I expected DB to lowball. Borderline toonforce, genre savy parodies.
>>153526340My hero would fight for Free slaves...
>>153526340no one cares
>Kills every youtuber>jobs to his own wife
>>153526270something going slightly faster than you will always only look like it's going slightly fast, no matter how fast the both of you are traveling. If you were on a rocket-speed rail car and looked to the side to see a speeding rocket, it would appear immobile and suspended besides you.
>>153526345there is debate since in his "slowmo" scene gravity still works and people still move slowly. The only scene of a "laser" moving slowly (the death beam) doesn't have him onscreen, and the ensuing explosion moves as well during his slowmo with him onscreen
>>153526334you got a boyfriend?
I just think Megamind's speed is consistently subsonic.
>>153526358MUs for Idubbz?
>>153526377All Touhousisters are lesbos
>>153526337If Metro Man were only moving at 11% light speed , that laser beam would still be moving 9 times faster than him. He would have been vaporized before he could blink. Instead, the beam looks frozen to him. For light to appear stationary, you must be moving at or beyond its speed. Claiming he's only pod-speed because of the opening scene is like saying a fighter jet is only as fast as the taxi that took the pilot to the airport. The Death Ray scene proves he treats the Speed of Light like a Sunday stroll.
>>153526377That looks like a girlfriendI had the February of last year
>go to wash my hands>check back on the thread>Touhoufags (or more likely just one guy) having a total meltdown over Strange vs Reimulol
>/dbs/fag RTHs and spams>suddenly leaves>touhou poster still herewhat happened
>>153526388my c*ck can fix them
>>153526340my hero wouldn't read a billion chapters of slop to understand what they are or what they do
>>153526367This argument actually proves Megamind is a genius, because it highlights just how impossible it would be to sync those pods without superhuman processing. He should have out sped Gru.
>>153526401Your cuck?
>>153526409yes baby Megamind created the pods
>>153526388OH MY GOD!THESE BITCHES GAYGOOD FOR THEM GOOD FOR THEM
>>153526409how does superhuman processing convert to speed
i would actually be a cuck for an attractive couple idgaf
>>153526412if I continue to watch I can scramble your sexuality
>>153522516You’re a moeblob disingenuous nigger. You probably think you’re so clever hiding behind a more rounded moefied version of Goku, but WE all see through you. Shut the fuck up and jerk off to tiktok dances in the corner like a good little gooner
*rapes and gapes your street tier hero*
>>153526205a lot of mistakes if not lies in what you just said.For one, "Megamind is shown actively interacting with his console"no he is not. He's getting smacked around everywhere by meteors and doesn't pilot his pod at all. When he sees Metroman he's got his face squashed against the window from the turbulence.The other thing is that the pod stays in alignment with him for when he sees him, then passes him because Megamind's starts spluttering after a bunch of meteors damaged it.He only saw Metroman because their pods were at equal speed before Megamind's broke down. The meteors around Metroman's pod pass by in a blur to Megamind, but Metroman's pod is clear because they're moving at the same speed right next to eachother.
>>153526424For Megamind to keep his pod suspended next to Metro Man’s at 70 million mph, he is performing sub-relativistic calculations in his head to maintain that distance. If he drifted by even 0.001%, the other pod would vanish from his window in a blink.A normal human brain would be overwhelmed by the "tunnel vision" effect of traveling that fast. Megamind isn't just seeing a rocket he’s processing micro-expressions on a baby’s face. That requires his eyes and brain to filter out the massive visual distortion caused by traveling at a fraction of light speed.
>"Strange Ojisan I want Uppies!"
>>153526443Yujiro would tear Cucky Batman a new asshole, and then break it in for him.
>minions>brainbots>rabbidsAll job to the King's subjects
>>153526456let me handle the diapers
>>153526451>admitted the meteors are passing in a blurIf the meteors are blurs, but Megamind can resolve Metro Man’s face, it proves his eyes can track and lock onto specific targets at relativistic speeds amidst high-velocity visual noise.
>>153526458TRUEHe would BREAK IN BATMANS back, just like Bane...
>>153526394the beam doesn't look frozen to him, he's never onscreen with the beam at all. That's a false supposition.He leaves in slowmo while Megamind is ranting at him, before the copper fakeout, before the beam is fired.He's never onscreen with the beam, but he is onscreen with the explosion (which moves rapidly, and is not frozen)
>>153526470GET AWAY FROM THEM!
>>153526443Yujiro would break his dick trying to rape Bat GOS butthole and die to his sheer aura
>>153526455the pod is automatic, he is being squashed against the window while they passed by.
>>153526455ok but how is brainprocessing speed converting to actual bodily speed, just cause he thinks and sees fast doesnt mean he can move that fast
>>153526474
>>153526471the meteors are blurs because they're passing by in the opposite direction.Metroman is flying right next to him
>>153526471No? It just proves the meteors aren't traveling at the same velocity.
>>153526491CHADjiro CHADma took a sword strike to the neck from Musashi and it went only like a quarter of an inch in.This is the same Musashi who can slice through APC's and riot shields/people as if they were butter.Yujiro's dick would be like a DIAMOND.
>>153526494Thinking and seeing fast is literally the most important part of speed. A Ferrari with a blind driver is just a fast way to hit a wall. Megamind doesn't need to run fast; he just needs to move his finger 1cm to pull a trigger while his opponent is still frozen in his perspective. He's not just a genius he's a biological supercomputer with 0ms latency.
>>153526523And Batman’s foot would be BEDROCK which would BREAK FRAUDjiros cock
>>153526502For a human if something is a blur it causes visual interference. It’s like trying to read a book while someone is strobing a high-powered flashlight in your eyes at 100 million mph. For Megamind to maintain focus on the stationary Metro Man while ignoring the blurred meteors, his brain has to perform advanced signal-to-noise filtering. Most biological eyes would be overwhelmed by the motion sickness and light streaks, but Megamind's brain deletes the blurs to focus on the target. If he can even identify that they are meteors instead of just seeing a wall of white noise, he is perceiving objects that exist in his field of vision for less than a microsecond.
>troonhouCuck franchise.
Who'd be a good match for him?
>*HUFF HUFF* w-well I may have l-lost… but at least I forced Strange to use an amp…>Reimu that was Elf With A Gun…
>chadhouBvll franchise.
prepping lesbian bvlls
>>153526585CHADhou is the future!
>>153526632prepping FVTA BVLLS
Cucky dykes.
>>153526632>Weiss OUT OF NOWHERE!
Reminder that ShmupCHADS mock Touhoufags for not even playing their baby-tier games that only get worse by the year. That's why they have to resort to powerscaling and shitty matchups when it comes to pissing contests
>>153526644Weiss IS the BVLL
Cucking dykes with straight sex
>>153526632>>153526388Hot!
>>153526660>>153526647y'all female?
>>153526634Cucky little girl.
>>153526647I'm sorry... Who?
>>153526604Charizard
Imagine being a man who thinks he's a woman and is obsessed with boring infantile moeshit about dykes. That makes even the Tokufag look like a well adjusted adult with high test levels.
>>153526683hey
>>153526665I uh… well if you- but…
Cucking men from their wives with lesbian sex
>>153526604What can he do?
https://desuarchive.org/a/search/image/oOfsyUJZwNh87UlQM93tdw/https://desuarchive.org/a/search/image/-5ptw07KCZlqNgcwQco6rg/https://desuarchive.org/a/search/image/OFIS2U1ad9ZVKtKULr0Csg/
>>153522406oh! oh! two lazy federal prison guards
Cucking a dykes wife while I get dyke cucks me with my wife
>>153526697Holy based...
>>153526704hot
Dykes fit perfectly into Death Battle because dyke couples always beat each other up.
>>153526717hey
>>153526722Dykes are the STRONGEST!
Oh that's real nice
>>153526689
>>153526723Gojo neg-diffs that cucky little faggot.
saiyanbvlls make me so jealous
Do straights really?
>>153526751HYPER CLOCK UP
>gojo neg diffs that li...ACK!
Sweaty clits and breasts pressed against each other are what my verse is all about. Every inch of this place sees action from the bottom of the sea to highest mountains. You can smell the women.
>>153526748hey how are you
That's why you don't allow troonhou moeshitters into your threads. Now you have a cucky tranny infestation.
>>153526768you got a discord?
>>153526773>Dragon Ball OUT OF NOWHERE
>2 trannies flirtingGentlemen...
>>153526731>>153526752Yep
>>153526773
>>153526766that would never happen, gojo would see the attack coming, figure it could bypass his defenses and dodge. stop downplaying.
>>153526793Gently fucking men?
>>153526800hi
So these are the kind of freaks that got upset over Dr. Strange RAPING and GAPING cucky Reimu?
guys I don't think Spider-Man should return to the show, he's too problematic
>>153526804
>>153526773>CapeGOLD out of nowhere
>>153526815>Posting the censored rerelease
Touhou STINKS!
>Yuji after Denji takes all his slashes and starts to run circles around Being a JJKek is a humiliation ritual
please post more cute girls
>>153526844I'm trans btw if that matters.
Bejitabro...
>>153526814
>>153526838>takes his slashes>things DENjeet cannot do for $500 please!
You are a minion no longer...
>>153526853hey you come to the thread often?
>>153526857But if minions are supposed to serve the most evil person alive and Kratos is supposed to be the better man...
>>153526844
>>153526647Well I feel a little bad. In my genre, my verse is this wholly unapproachable oddball alien to everything else, nothing is quite like it and honestly it's a bit of a hurdle getting new blood due to sheer complexity and unapproachability
We love Dykes here
>>153526880you guys need someone to carry your stuff?
>>153526838Denji would get his face and arms chopped off honestly
>>153526854>JJKek thinks Yuji's slashes are stronger than Yoru's bangs Yuji is going to get raped by Denjiman
>>153526888HOLY CUTE. What's her name?
>You are...a Dyke NO LONGER
am i shadowbanned?
>>153526904Yes, Yuji's slashes are stronger than the sub-wall level JOBBER lmao
>the touhou melty is STILL going
>>mtags: orientation_play, after_rape, cuckquean
>>153526920Soji Tendo, aka Kamen Rider Kabuto
>>153526923Yes.
>>153525724Did the other anons not know what this copypasta is?
See the joke is that I did the opposite and posted a guy
>>153526969Clearly yes
>>153526975>guys can’t be qt girlsChud… this time you’ve gone to far this…
touhou posters pls add me on discord out.sub
>>153527000Favorite Death Battle?
>>153527018Metal vs Cell of course
>>153527018Strange vs Fate
>>153526928>City level Yuji has stronger attacks than Continental YoruThe JJKeks are in for a rude awakening
I'm having A LOT of FUN!
>>153527018Yuri vs Yaoi
I have a page from CSM part 2 that will send the Yujifags into maximum cope mode but I will save it until later
>>153527040no one cares just post asa real quick for me
>>153527029not a single one of the csmjobbers are continental lmao
>>153527034Me too!
>>153526888cute tomboy
>>153527051Best I can do is r>f Yoru
>>153527067are you on discord?
Hey fellas, did you hear ZUN got raped in the sweltering hot summer of 2022 by a rabid pack of Nigerian immigrants?
>>153527053>Not a single one of those CSMjobbers are continen-AAACK
>>153527078Wtf I thought it was a meme she's literally there
>>153527067hey did you read my last post
>>153527067hellooo???
>>153527037>sakuya vs dio out of nowhere
>*dismantles cucky Denji*
>>153527102>>153527108I'm sorry anon right now I'm busy saving the world
>loses>starts spamming gay (lesbian) pornAre Touhoubros just Sonicfags but less gay furry more agp
>>153527018Joker vs Giorno...
>>153527127We love lesbos here
>>153527125i love you
>>153526904Why do Chainsawkeks pretend Denji has some absurd durability? The entire setting is full of regen merchants that get splattered by most attacks in their own setting?
>>153527053Get Yuji past Bomb girl arc Denji
>>153527155>Regen merchants >Ignores Denji blatantly eating 12 bangs and laughing about itThe JJKeks are scared
>>153527144*BEEP BEEP BEEP*
>>153527183>Bangs that seem to do less damage then the one used to kill Power are supposed to be impressive Lol
Modulo Yuji takes it pretty decisively over Denji/Chainsaw Man.Quick Breakdown"Modulo Yuji" is the future/amped-up version of Yuji Itadori from the JJK Modulo fan project (set decades after the main series). He's had 60+ years of honing his skills, full mastery over cursed energy techniques (including blood manipulation, soul-punching/dismantling-style attacks, domain expansion potential, and ridiculous physical stats boosted by experience). He's portrayed as a monster who can hang with or surpass top-tiers in that verse.Denji (Chainsaw Man) is a hybrid with insane regeneration (can come back from being bisected, decapitated, or mostly destroyed as long as he gets blood/fuel), chainsaw weapons for close-range shredding, decent superhuman strength/speed (Class 5 lifting, subsonic to hypersonic bursts in high-end interpretations), and durability to tank explosions/rockets/building-level punishment. He's tough as hell and hard to put down permanently without specific hax or starving him of blood.Why Modulo Yuji WinsPhysicals & Skill Gap: Even base end-of-series Yuji has building+ to city block striking with Black Flash amp, great speed/reflexes, and martial arts mastery. Modulo Yuji is on another level with decades of training — better stats, technique variety (soul attacks that could mess with Denji's hybrid nature/Pochita), and experience against far stronger opponents.Hax Matchup: Yuji's soul punches and cursed energy reinforcement hit on a conceptual level that Denji has no real answer for. Denji's regen is legendary but not infinite (needs blood, can be overwhelmed). Modulo Yuji can output sustained high damage, dismantle from range-ish, or domain if it applies.Durability/Regen: Denji out-regens in a slugfest, but Yuji's durability (tanking heavy hits from Sukuna-level threats in the main series, scaled way up in Modulo) means he won't get one-shot, and his output should overwhelm before Denji recovers indefinitely.
Yuji is going to TEACH Denji.
Make a new one or I'll kill ALL of you
THE BATTLE CONTINUES>>153527242>>153527242>>153527242
>>153527224ChatGPT...
Make a new one or I’ll gape you all!
>>153527089>landslides and cave inswoah... street level damage...
>>153527217>He forgot the part where Yoru's bangs are the Gun Devil's, who accidentally destroyed a mountain by just moving and was able to shoot a building sized bullet around the world in less than a second Will the JJKek argue that the Gun Devil is physically stronger than his bullets? That would be fun
>>153527272>Accidentally shitting on the earth's gravity by existing is street leveltrue jjkek delusion
>>153526904Was this before or after Denji ate the death devil? Very important
>>153527346>JJKek does not understand that eating death did not magically buff Denji's regen or durability The refugees can't even read
>>153527362Consuming the death devil means all this damage is irrelevant unless we actually see it fail to effect his body. Does the next page contain him regenning from these bangs? If so he cannot scale to them if yes than you can scale him to their supposed power output
9 months after his passing, Roxanne gave birth to Megamind's baby. Look how cute he is <3
>>153526044I mean it was bound to flop when they didn't give Rangiku titty physics.
>>153523668>Fagnic thinking about tight blue asshole again>probably falseflagged earlier again
>>153524646Dexter got that (at least) multiversal technology.
