Which witch is better?
>>153523186>Is Marvel Best Girl better or is it DC Best Girl?You may as well just ask people if they like Marvel or DC better.Instead of company wars, let's talk about what we'd want from a crossover team up that Marvel and DC would realistically do.
Why are witches so hot bros
>>153523272I'd like to see Shocker try to join up with the Rogues or Kang to harass Booster Gold.
>>153523301It's a kind of magic
>>153523311Anon, I meant a Scarlet Witch/Zatanna team up, not general Marvel/DC ideas. Like Zatanna's getting death threats and Wanda has to impersonate her on stage while Zee flushes out the bad guy. Or a more high-stakes story where they have to save their worlds from a Morgan le Fey & Circe team up.
>>153523186Wanda because years ago I watched Hunchback of Notre Dam and Esmeralda fucking ruined me when it comes to beautiful fictional romani women but her fanbase is awful and she's not lucky when it comes to writers either. Wanda also seems more maternal which appeals to me since I have mommy issues due to having a mother that was at times very loving and others very abusive and mean.
>>153523301Beautiful, magical and whimsy or spooky or both is the most kino combination. Add in being a milf for bonus points.
>>153523386Wanda gets booed offstage and tomatoes thrown at her so she becomes the joke of the hero community for that one time she attempted to be a stage magician and failed miserablyThen Bendis returns and is like cool this is how we can do Disassembled and House of M number two
>>153523186Wanda has only ever had sex with Vision, Wonder Man, and Doctor Voodoo. Zatanna gets fucked by random guys every other week and was Constantine's cum deposit for years so she loses due to being a slut whose standards are in the sewer.
>>153523799>and Doctor Voodoo>citation: Jim Zub's headcanonShe's really not the sort of person where dating automatically = sex, it'd have to be a lot more super-serious, like married or that level of commitment, and that's not a pairing that lasted five minutes. Even with Wonderman it never felt like it was that level of serious, despite Brevoort or whoever wanting it to be.>Zatanna gets fucked by random guys every other weekI don't like them forcing the Constantine pairing any more than you do, but this has to be a mean-spirited exaggeration of how bad things really are.
>>153523925Anon even if you dislike the pairing she's a grown woman who has been married and divorced. Just because it doesn't fit what you want doesn't mean that Wanda didn't get cracked by Jericho while they were together. There is not a woman in her late twenties or thirties that dates and doesn't fuck.
>>153523186Yes.
>>153524000>There is not a woman in her late twenties or thirties that dates and doesn't fuck.>I don't have any understanding of this character so I'm just going to impose modern western society values she didn't grow up in onto her because everyone's the same everywhere right?You do you, anon.
>>153524016holy fucking yuri kino more please
>>153524102sex with Wanda, Zatanna and Wanda Zatara
>>153524150are you that one anon that self inserts into Vision?
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>>153524386Would they work as a couple? Wanda is pleasant with a hot temper and an arrogant streak lately under Orlando while Zatanna is the showgirl who is a mess underneath and less put together than Wanda
>>153523301>>153523320>>153523733Because the idea of a woman using her magic on men is femdom kino
Zatanna no question
>>153523186>You now remember that Bizarro was a better magic user than Zatanna.But in all seriousness, I gotta go with Zatanna.
Scarlet Witch was always lame.
>>153523186Porkytanna
>>153523301They are bewitching.
Scarlet Witch has a weird fandom, so Zatanna is better.
>>153523301Because they burn.
>>153523186Zatanna and it's not even a contest. Scarlet Witch is one of the most boring characters in the existence
Zatanna is POWERFUL!
>>153524386Hot
>>153523186What Zatanna is actually well written though?
>>153523272>Scarlet Wench>best girl
