>even COMIC BOOK GUY gets bitches Don't give up, anons...
>>153533910he's fictional
>>153533910Writing this dude a Jap wife is wild lmao
>>153533910>she likes him specifically because he's a loud, impolite brutish American who enjoys complaining about shit instead of a dead eyed Japanese wage slave salaryman who never complainsHonestly pretty cute.
too late.
>>153533910A 2/10 white guy is a 10/10 in Asia.
>>153533917>Steven Assanti>Cyrax>King Cobra (tbf he was a cool dude imo)Literal lolcows somehow get em, granted their prospects are all insane themselves, but still.
>>153536020they're lolcows, meaning they have fame, and social status attracts women. otherwise you're screwed.
>>153534776What if I'm a 1/10
>>153533910>owns his own business related to an industry he's genuinely passionate about>high functioning enough at least to go to conventions and socialize with his peers>postgraduate degree in an interesting subject>confident and outspoken, probably bullied a little bit in school but never outright abused or betrayedI wish I was more like Comic Book Guy.
>>153533910Not only that but Comic Book Guy canon slapped Marge's ass. Pic very much related.
>>153533917>>153533910
>>153536068Dawg that still answers your question, look at those fucks, they're famous despite being that. You know how low the bar is now? One of the most popular tiktokers is essentially a boondocks parody character who can't fucking read (granted he's probably a psyop) but still.
>>153533910Even Bill moggs like 98% of this entire board. Yeah his life went to ruin after Lenore, but when Bill gets out of depression, he's a total Chad.
>>153534405Right? It was very stereotypical
>>153538382I don't get it. That's a very good looking handsome child
>>153533910Did he ever show evidence of being a huge anime fan or did he just become that because of modern simpsons trying to be contemporary?
>>153538675Bill would never have the courage to cold approach a woman today
>>153533910I'm not looking for bitchesHell, I'm not sure what I'm looking forNever had a waifuNever had an irl crushClosest I got was this girl who seemed like an easy lay but thankfully I snapped out of that before I made too much of an ass of myself or hurt herI've been alone plenty of times, gone weeks without saying a word to another person, but I never felt lonely. Not until people started treating me like I was broken for being that way. At least I think this is what loneliness feels like.
>>153533910>Don't give up, anonsI didn't, and I've been married for almost 9 years now.
>>153540391Yes and no.When the episode aired it was very obvious what her purpose was. She was "the other side" of geek culture.Comic Book Guy, at the time, was being given somewhat of a mini-arc of broadening his horizons and learning to be open to the world around him. He had started getting this more sympathetic writing around being someone who had closed off due to hurt.This resulted in people angrily pointing out she was basically just a stereotype who served as a plot for his development and in subsequent appearances, both are shown to be into both /co/ and /a/ where as before it was just her.Weirdly enough, the entire reason that she seems to be less controversial than Apu is because people find them kinda cute and do see more potential for her as a character. That and she was one of the few times the show willingly shook status quo by that point. So breaking them up would feel reductive unless you did something like willingly making Comic Book Guy a single dad or giving them a more amicable co-parenting divorce because we already have "pathetic divorcee"/"still pining for her" jokes with Skinner and Kirk.
>>153536020>>153538449Those guys (minus Kobra) are all miserable loveless sacks of shit though.
>>153533910They really made his wife Japanese okay i am done
