If octavia is going to finally turn 18 in Season 3, does this mean we can expect more raunchy merch with her to appear?Will viv treat her any differently?
>>153538517No she's specifically asexual.
>>153538537Yeah, a sexual freak who loves cock
>>153538517I personally doubt it. But I was kind of shocked they gave her Valentine's merch this year, so maybe they'll surprise us.
>>153538517Viv made her "ace" to discourage that and the merch seems like it's been moving away from it ever since they got their bezos bucks
stolas and blitz doing cosplay
>>153538875If that's what it takes to finish the job.
>>153538874I mean she also made Alastor ace and that doesn't stop her or fans from sexualizing the fuck out of him.
>>153539073That's because she's a fujo, if Octavia were a guy (and 18) it'd be a different story for her.
>viv is sitting in her office and sweating>view numbers are down>all thanks to the goddamn digital circus>she looks at the glass panel in the corner>"in case of low view numbers break glass">behind the glass is a picture of octavia with big tits
>Octavia decides to say fuck it and abandons the Goetia>flees to Earth after covering her tracks>through a convoluted series of shenanigans, she ends up de facto adopted by Hank and PeggyWhat happens?
>>153539298She ends up falling in love with bobby
>>153539426>funny>small business owner>relatively uncomplicatedI could see it.
>turns Stella into a feral animal
>>153540135Downgrade
>>153540135fuck go back
Just got done winning a match of deadlock as billy, got fed early so i pretty much sodomized the entire enemy team for the rest of the gameAnyone else here playing deadlock(except astro)?
Helluva Boss? More like Helluva BUTT
I hope ficanon is doing okay
>>153541181
>>153540183>>153540227nigga the original has no meat on her bones
>>153541359So the solution was to fuck up her hair and slap a nose ring on her? Her body doesn't even look that different
>>153541925>Octavia asks you why you chose her over a normal, human woman>You show her the average human woman>She immediately understands
>>153541359Why are niggers like this?
>>153542257Biological imperative to seek fatter (therefore well-fed) women because they continually starve in their own continent
>>153541049I still must learn the ways of being able to be the carry. I do alright enough in matches, even if I do play more of a carry character, but it's pretty rare that I can absolutely pop off ever. I don't have that knack for getting ahead early and rolling to maintain it.>>153543167There's a bird that listens to Owl City and I can't be convinced otherwise.
Here anon, have a Millie, on the house
>>153538537asexual predator
>>153543486Disney's really reaching after badlands...
Octavia x Stella is cute!
>>153543224anon, some of those are nsfw
>>153543957Loona's first impression of Stolas was that phone call and probably had an interaction like this in Blitz's office. She had a rough day that day.
Spiking the I.M.P. coffee pot with viagra.
>>153543992did he spay her?
>make minecraft skins to advertise your shitty gay drama>they look like asshttps://x.com/MisssCaitlyn/status/2051748632039223448
>>153544593No
>>153544616I like the gay drama show.
>>153544616sex with blocky loona
>>153544643same, but i don't like minecraft. so fuck that.
>>153544643What are you, autistic?
>>153544643that makes one of us, at least
>>153543224>>153543957I just saw your post and got jumpscared by naked Millie
>>153543818>vivzieslop sneaking herself into the poster art nowShe does know there is legit porn of her on the r34 sites now, right? Why tempt fate like this? Or is she hoping someone draws her having normal, heterosexual fun with Stolas so she can have something new to rage against her non-leftist fans about?
you told your evil wife that she looks cute when she is mad
Birds birds birds always with the fucking birds it's a fucking birdwatcher's club in here
>>153543224I. Furacking. Won.
>>153545090oh boo hoo, if you unironically want to talk about the gay drama, go to a hazbin thread
>>153545137I want to talk about the girls that aren't birds I couldn't care less about the fag drama
>>153544680What are you, a tranny?
I need more thicc Stella.
>>153545295No if I was I'd like the gay drama
>>153545443Sure, whatever tranny.
I love her.
>>153541181It may be difficult to secure his release.
>>153545090Get out. You belong in a garbage can.
>>153545469I wanna know more about whatever bizarro world you live in where straight normal men enjoy watching fags sing about their problems and trannies jerk it to hot demon girls
>>153545604A better world.
>>153545690I have no idea what the fuck that's supposed to mean so I'm going to file you down as a retarded baiting tranny and call it a day
>>153540135making our furbait human was the single worst thing vivzieslop has ever done.
>>153545785>namefagging on an anonymous fishnet weabing forum
>>153545793not anonymous to the mods or the glowies who stalk the site, namefagging is fun.
I need satan in my life...
>>153545785forgot to mention I'm a gay retard.>>153545819good point, me.
Satan should've been a hot demon girl
>>153543224Mmmm, Millieena
>>153544950>In a Vincent Price voice>Darling, has anyone told you how adorable you are when you're angry?
>>153546018More Stella.
We have never seen Stella's ass. She could be assless.
>>153546164Or very full of ass.
>>153546164They're just waiting for the perfect moment animate every detail of it
>>153546341>implying Viv will ever sexualize the female body to that extentYou're gonna get full frontal Blitzo cock before you even see Stella's cleavage in the show
>>153546459Not trueA ton of main and background girls get sex appeal
>>153538517I just had a thought, Viz is legit just an ideas woman. Like everything she makes, it survives purely on character and story concept rather than execution.
>>153546469>backgroundKey word here
>>153543191>There's a bird that listens to Owl City and I can't be convinced otherwise.NTA. I think we can agree, maybe to some degree that while Owl City is her favorite band, she also listens to heavier, punkier and bluesy stuff on occasion when she just wants to rock out instead of just "vibe" like Ramones, Rush, Cinderella an at most Bathory and Candlemass, to name some examples. >>153545560The Hourglass Ma'am. >>153545564Hope you're doing good today, DookuAnon.>It's Teacher's Appreciation Day For Today, post Mayberry. https://youtu.be/pCZfguopxHUhttps://youtu.be/6M4_Ommfvv0
why are women like this?
>>153546605Are you just recycling posts now
>>153546620thats the point of a meme, yes
>>153546704You're the reason these threads are dead
>>153546164>>153546323Untrue,we have official art which clearly depicts her having a very nice, firm and well proportioned booty!
>>153546729no, the reason why they are they way they are is because we havent had a new season in over 2 years so the best we got to talk about is the shorts, which as im sure you know, are garbage
>>153546758Keep telling yourself that while you make threads and necrobump them over and over
Loona, but chubby.
Chooba, but lunny
>>153546803You don't seriously think i'm the only one making these threads, do you?
When will Loona have a song?
>>153546549>Hope you're doing good today, DookuAnon.I'm doing well thanks! Some of the Adam fics I follow got updated recently so that's been fun. Hope all is well with you, MayberryFan?
>>153547001I do think a majority of them are yours yes
>>153546733And just the right height for imps to kiss.
>>153547153>smooch>braaaaaaap
>>153547064>Hope all is well with you, MayberryFan?I keep going always have and will, my current short story is nearing completion and already have another one in mind inspired by a song from my friend's band who I'll be seeing again next month in LA, keep at it DookuAnon and to the other Anons in the thread.
>>153547233I wish I had your positivity, anon.
>>153547233
I feel like getting drunk and dancing with Loona.
>>153547265I do my best or at least try to, Buzzer. >>153547278https://youtu.be/Ef4njNsDVos
>>153547284Me too, anon. Me too.
>>153541359Didn’t have to have a fugly-ass nose ring. Like, moo, nigga.
>>153547327>I do my best or at least try to, Buzzer.Never lose that optimism, er, Mayberry-er.>pic>"Wait, so... you're like at least a thousand years old, right?">"I'm 5000 years young!">she leans in close to your ear and whispers>"Don't tell me you're scared of a girl with a little experience...">you gulp>her breath is so warm...>"N-not at all!">fuck, your voice cracked
Many sisterly adventures ahead for these two.
>>153547414>Adopted Loona AUSweet, Owlet Octavia is cute as always.>"Great. There's more of you."How will Loona react to seeing more mini-birds and tall birds?>>153547386>She caresses your cheek>"Don't worry, I'll be gentle...mostly."Are you strong enough to bridal carry Bee?
>>153547337AAWWOOOOOOOOO
New chapter of Base of The Fire. Still a rewrite of an earlier chapter but it has a lot of new stuff added to it. https://archiveofourown DOT org/works/83508586/chapters/222487116
>>153547705>Anon screaming heil hitler while desecrating one's jew hornMade me chuckleSo is this the farthest you've gotten with the rewrites?
>>153547705This is probably how God see's all the characters from his POV.
>>153547705I think the final conversation between stella and andre should be reworked a little, the way stella talks about anon it seems like hes been around for weeks or months, but by this point he's only been in hell for a few days max, so he wouldnt have had time to properly interact with stella
Found a new stellar
>>153549021I made a new Stella shitpost, including more.
>>153549109Heres another one
>>153542178"Sometimes I even throw blood in the ocean, to attract the sharkie sharks"https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HcEKOwRHg9U&ra=m
>>153549621How adorable. Did a quick fix.
Mayberry makes me sad, she's the perfect sort of sinner for Charlie's hotel but instead she was led down the path of further sin by becoming lesbians with the woman who ruined her mortal life.
>>153550268Mayberry is what finally convinced me Viv has absolutely no idea what she's doing when writing this show and goes purely off vibes.
>>153538517She'll "discover her sexuality" in much the same way as Alastor in Hazbin season 3: by getting diddled by a prominent character of the same sex. My money's on it being Verosika, because Loona would be too fan-baity and Sallie would imply that trannies are sex offenders, lmao.
Bump
>>153538517>turning 18 is a big eventAh so she is Filipino. Got it.
>>153550648Lord forbid we get a straight pairing that isn't M&M, and if there's another I can't remember then they're forgettable which strengthens my point
>>153551713Funnily enough it's one of if not the healthiest relationship in either show.
>>153538517>Octavia 18talks to>Someone who is 19"SHE IS A CHILD! PRACTICALLY A PHOETUS!"
>>153547523>How will Loona react to seeing more mini-birds and tall birds?Probably plenty inadequate and worried of what she figures is being forced into a life of hellhound servitude. It might just be better than being locked up in a kennel though so she'll trudge forward through it all.
>>153538517
>>153543224>TokyutoLuckily I have most of those edits saved.
>>153547523>Are you strong enough to bridal carry Bee?Yes, just not for very long. How much does she weigh, anyway? >more than you think>her body mass is compressed down
octaviabros, would you still your waifu if she were a guy, but the same in every other way?keep in mind that male goetias dont have penises, so even genitals wise it would be pretty similar
>>153552471
>>153553559
>>153553550Not an Octaviobro but a Loonabro and I'd probably date her regardless of her parts because I love her that much. That answer your question?
>>153548543I agree, maybe a swap to...>In truth, she barely knew him- he only showed up the other day. But what else was she supposed to say to her brother?
>>153553617theres also the fact that the ”they are doing experiments” part is still there
>>153553629Oh right yeahGUARDSFIX ITOr since Stolas himself already does experiments you could change it to "The boy's probably another one of his stupid experiments" perhaps?
>>153553629As an aside, how do you feel about the swap to third person and Anon's newDemeanor or whateverPersonality?
>>153553720I didnt really notice the swapAnon comes across as kinda cringe and easily manipulated, like how he has a meltdown when fighting one or how he falls for shitzo's blatant manipulationAlso, hes too much of a horndog
>>153554091I figure he's deliberately made to be kinda shit at first (with no general willpower of his own), which is shaping up to be potentially interesting.
Bzzzz.
>>153549621The artist made a 2nd version with a fixed umbrella
E2 Loona.
>>153555410smokes more, drinks more, is actually lazy, got fat (not the attractive kind), never in a positive mood, physically beats anon while on the brink of cucking him
>>153555410>E2 loona>Broke up with anon after a nasty fight>Ended up in a poly relationship with bee and tex>Hates it, she thought it would be hot at first, but is essentially just a piece of meat for them, still its better than being alone
>>153539298>>153539426>>153539563>”Dang it Bobby” in her accentNeed
>>153544616>OOH>I'M FUCKING STEVE>AND I'MHAVINGSEXWITH>LOOOOOONAAAAAAAAAA!!!
What if DOOM's demons were part of Hellaverse's hierarchy? Would marauders and revenants be sinners?
>>153556489No idea about them, but...-Hell knights and barons: literal knights, below Goetia but above Overlords-Pinkies: wildlife-Mancubus: garbage men/trucks, connosieurs, sumo wrestlers, frats-Archviles: priests, Starscreams-Cacodemon: U.S Army aircraft, thus shitty
>>153555964Octavia and Hank bonding over their frustration with Bobby. But they both love him in their own way.
>what if...
>>153557163>what if...I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking...
I want Brandon Rogers to crash out a TADC panel and frenchkiss kovach.
>>153557645is kovach also a faggot?surely he wouldnt demean himself like that for some views, right?
>>153557645Every day I'm reminded that the deeper fanbase is composed of low functioning autists I tell you what
>>153538557
>>153553681>>153553629Fixed it.>>153554091>Anon comes across as kinda cringe and easily manipulated, like how he has a meltdown when fighting one or how he falls for shitzo's blatant manipulation>Also, hes too much of a horndogAnon is supposed to be so afraid of being cringe he becomes cringey. The meltdowns and calling One a kike were him trying to hide how terrified he is. I'm not trying to make him a horndog, just lonely and seeking out a hyper idealized /hmofa/ relationship which he assumes will fix his life.
Who are Blitz and Octavia going to help smile (or kill) today?
>>153540135GIVEHERHAIRTHAT SIDE CUT IS HORRID AND SHOULD BE GONE YESTERDAY
>>153557163AU where Hellhounds are Goetic Demons and part of the low-to-middle tier nobility and whatever the heck the demon birbs are called are Imp tier lower class is an interesting concept.
>>153557195Hohoho, delightfully devilish Inco!
>>153557645i want him to stop pretending, and rail viv right in front of the audience. the seething would be legendary.
>>153555494>>153555806Brutal.
>>153558001NoIts only attractive on cartoon women and we deserve to have that at least
Personally, one of the reasons why i am a birdfag is because of the shedding, imagine how much fur a hound would leaveIt would get everywhere and i say this as a guy who has to put up with 2 cats
>>153549109>I'm sorry, my Dear... I don't think I'll be able to do that the way you intended
>>153560167Loona likely brushes and grooms herself for this reason as do many hellhounds. People keep forgetting the reason dogs are so gross is because they're animals, if you compare a monkey's hygiene and grooming to a human that showers and brushes their teeth it's a night and day difference.
>>153553559Hot.
>>153553559>>153553571>Damn, your wife is thicc Mr..uh...>"Tant. Paul Tant.">Seriously? Your last name is Tant?>"Yep, now turn around and face the wall. I gotta smash your skull in for lookin' at my wife funny, and it ain't easy when idiots like you see the bat coming."
>>153560262I mean, do you see loona as the sort to put hours upon hours into personal grooming, every day?If the fur doesnt bother her why would she waste the time brushing it?
>>153560420>I mean, do you see loona as the sort to put hours upon hours into personal grooming, every day?Yes.>If the fur doesnt bother her why would she waste the time brushing it?Because being seen as a filthy mutt bothers her, and all interactions we see with her seem to indicate she's seen as pretty damn attractive which wouldn't be the case if she didn't groom. She's just a sperg.
LOONA OR OCTAVIA FOR BOTF ANONPLACE YOUR BETS
>>153560707OctaviaLoona doesnt see him that way, plus hes a bit obsessed with her, falling for this made up version of her that he has in his mind, which will segway nicely into him getting rejected and then seething impotently about it
>>153560753Octavia comes off as actively good for himAlso she's nice :)
What would Octavia do if you rigged her bed with a wally wackford brand military grade springloaded trap so the next time she flops down onto it crying it launches her into her ceiling so hard it leaves an Octavia shaped hole in it?
>>153560236Did he died?
>>153550268Indeed, that's what she should've been, a prime example of a sinner that had room for redemption that Charlie would be seeking for her hotel. >>153550304It's why the pilot is the only decent thing about this entire "series">>153552219I'm sure the tough little hellhound will manage, especially with Octavia by her side. >>153560236That's okay Dooku, she can still hug you.
Drunk Loona insisting on cuddling you and telling you she loves you before passing out on top of you...
>>153561147If Loona is able to get Stella to recognize her as a daughter, in time, then there's truly nothing she can't do with her family by her side.
>>153561226>You don't know how it happened but it finally did. And you can't say you hate it.>"Yerrr a stupid looooookin' monkey but I really...*hic* really like you.">The hound traces circles on your chest whilst keeping you in a hug tighter than a semitic's bank account.>There is no way you're getting out of it without a fight, and you do not want to see Loona's angry drunk.>"But you know whatsh~?">"What?">"I REAALLLLY FUCKIN' LOVE (YOUUUUUuuu)...>*Bomf~*>She faceplants straight into your sternum completely out of it. And you had to admit she was cute when she snored. Or when she twitched in her sleep.>Oh well.>At least you get to cuddle at the apartment tonight.
>>153561424Very cute. Hope (you) have some hangover cures in mind for the morning.
I feel like Viz writes Stella as more and more of a bitch because she desperately doesn't want you to view Stolas as in the wrong. She started as a woman genuinely hurt that her husband was fucking someone else, and she gradually turned into this purely Machiavellian monster.
>>153561771No matter what she does to make Stella look bad, the fact of the matter is Stolas was a shitty husband, a shitty father, and an all around piece of shit for enabling his pet soot-rat to kill humans. I've already given myself a satisfactory ending to this series. Fallen angel Adam rightfully executes IMP and Stolas, proceeds to marry Stella, and bonds with his new step daughter Octavia through their love of music. Good night!
>>153561771Whenever they try to claim Stolas is some noble victim who remained in an abusive marriage for his daughter’s sake, I just laugh and ask if it was that bad why didn’t he divorce her sooner?They forget Stolas is the one with all the power in the relationship. He’s a Goetia PRINCE, while Stella is just the sister of a Marquis, he outranks her. Had he pushed for a divorce before the whole disgrace of being caught cheating with an imp happened he could have been rid of her AND still have custody of Octavia because once again, he’s higher nobility than Stella is.
>>153560753I'm TIRED of Loona, give the owl girl the spotlight already!
>>153562670>Hooty, Hootay>Your hooters shall become big this day!
For that one bee anon
>>153563362Hmm, looks nice.>>153563622What movie or documentary would Octavia make Loona watch with her?
>>153563706Maybe something about human history and society
If Goliath is Bee's son, what would he look like as a sinner?
>>153562670I WANT A SCENE OF OCTAVIA AND ANON SLOW-DANCING IN MIDAIR TOGETHERFUCK
>>153548543my queen
>>153563706Heated Rivalry
>>153539298>>Octavia decides to say fuck it and abandons the Goetia>>flees to Earth after covering her tracksdamnit, now I have to abandon my fic idea
>>153564691Less Goliath and more sinner-like.
>>153566927...would he look like Bee, or...
>>153564691>>153566927he wouldnt, nephilim are sentenced to roam the earth as spirits
what if loona was an imp, would you still loonabros?
>153568246I am begging you to get some new material
>>153556728>U.S Army aircraft, thus shittyseethe
>>153556728>U.S Army aircraft, thus shittyThe only thing the army flies are helicopters
Would it be a wise idea to have kids with octavia?Imagine that she gives birth to a boy, but he takes after his grandpa and ends up as a faggy twink, how would you ever prevent that if its genetic?
>>153569345>how would you ever prevent that if its genetic?
>>153569345Twinks can fuck women too, Anon. I only need him to do it once or twice.Then the bloodline is secure.It would still be pretty annoying to have my kid singing all the time but that's what choir is for.
>>153569409>Try to "correct" him>This actually just turns him into stolas v2.0 with you as his paimon
>>153569520We'll need more aggressive methods then
>>153569345S'okay. Neither she nor I desire the act that will make any babies so we're in the clear.
>>153569989>Neither she nor I desire the act that will make any babies>He wants to doom his waifu to never knowing the joys that come with motherhood
Imagine if there were kitsune demons.
>>153570267There's no shortage of hellhounds that could use a loving palace to call home. If she so desires to be a mother. We'll find a way
>>153570474>There's no shortage of hellhounds that could use a loving palace to call homeI would never be able to see another's child as my own, especially not a muttAt most i would see them as a glorified pet
>>153570535Seems like a lack of empathy on your part
>>153571193not just me, you knowits a well known fact that men are a lot less likely to love kids that arent theirs
>>153571609Of course the romanian autist says this
>>153539298that owl aint right
>>153540135put right hair on left model
>>153571854That shit looks awful though
why do i yearn for someone who will never be?
>>153572014Because you're lonely. And also mentally ill.
I wish Loona were still the face of these threads but naturally her schizophrenic ass 'fans' had to ruin it.
>>153572533a bit of diversity in terms of ladies never hurt anyone
>>153572014every time I see this kind of situation reminds me on this time of school, and this poem about two real girls that where saying all their best characteristics, only for a "imaginary" girl to speak, and for the writer to pick her.
>>153572564It's not even that it's just posting her is like ringing the dinner bell for schizos to shit the threads up, Loona is loved way more than you'd think by looking at these threads but most of her fans either left or keep quiet now so all you have is bird spam
>>153566306Stella in a sweater is absolutely damn cute. >>153570267>He wants to doom his waifu to never knowing the joys that come with motherhoodNTA. I do believe Octavia will eventually want to start a family, even with the fear she'll repeat her mother and father, that's why she needs someone to prove to her that her fear while understandable is something that's holding her back and will likely cause her to repeat her parents.>>153571682Astro is Romanian? >>153572014Because every respectable man desires true honorbound love an a sense of family.
how long has it been since the last HIL update?is the writer dead?
>>153572727Ficanon's going through some hard times iirc, I'm kinda worried about him.
>>153572759>Ficanon's going through some hard times iircqrd?
>>153572719Nah, I'm 100% ma-male. I mean American. I lose track of which anons are which so not sure who they're referring to there.
>>153572564It's why I usually bring up the other ladies like Mayberry, Roxanne, Bee, Leviathan, Bel or r63 ladies like Strika, Stella is great, but the non-Goetian girls need some hugging and loving. >>153572641Can't bring up Loona even other hellhound gals without inviting some "colorful" folks to the threads, you got to tread carefully. >>153572759Hope he's doing alright and can get out of his predicament.
>>153573059They might be mistaking you for Boscha or that other artist that draws in a similar style to you, the guy who drew Pre-Fallen/Angel Bee.Speaking of Bee, Boscha drew a new Bee, btw you doing alright Astro?
Ngl Vivz deciding to designate Octavia as Ace and Loona as Bi is dumb. Be honest guys, when have we really ever seen Loona express attraction to other women in the show, all I've seen is her getting the hots for Vortex and that one hellhound dude at Bee's party that called her cutie. Seriously tell me, was there ever any time in the show where she demonstrated any romantic or sexual attraction to a woman? Even then, is she actually Bi, or is she “eat hot chip and lie” Bi that many millennial and zoomer women are deciding to be for the trend and brownie points. If Loona found her dream guy, I really doubt she’d continue the Bi trend. I don't care if what I'm saying is “Bi erasure” rhetoric or whatever, it's just how I've seen it play out beforeAs for Octavia, given she's still in 17 limbo and stuck in "angsty late teenage girl" mode, it's frankly hard to tell. Her lack of any attraction or romantics that might designate Ace in the show is a mix of her being a shut-in and sheltered girl most her life, her miserable home life given both of her parents are frankly awful, and the fact that Vivz is mid at writingI mean if my main example for a heterosexual married couple is my disaster parents Stolas and Stella, i'd be fucking put off to. Same for her main reference of a homosexual couple being her father being a cheating homewrecker with an angry midget with a pony fetish that kills people for a living. I genuinely get her apathy or even soft disdain for romantics, but is that her being Ace or it just a result of her awful home life, and when she reaches adulthood and grows more independent she’ll finally open up moreOverall I think they were designated those sexualities to fill in the quota and to make sure the “No Helluva Character except Millie is straight” rule remains absolute. Also, it's quite funny that the two only canonically straight characters in both Helluva and Hazbin are both murderous shortstack women. Stay strong Mills and Niffty
>>153574035Oh wait, I forgot about Adam and Lute also being heterosexual lol. My bad
>>153573289I have seen some Angel Bee art I've really liked. It's a fun concept.I'm doing alright though. Nothing too crazy to report. Deadlock and Helluva draws have continued to consume my life.
>>153572727>>153572759>>153572828>>153573202>He can't have gone far! >Ficanon, is that you!?
>>153574358Good to hear, cute Bee minus the choker. >Deadlock and Helluva draws have continued to consume my life.My writings for me, it's what my mind primarily consist of now.
>>153575397this one seems more accurate
>>153575801Not since the pilot got decanonized lmao
>>153574998Best of luck on the writing. I've also been trying to make some time to get some writing in of my various AUs. It'd be nice to get a full fledged story out on one of them one of these days. Writing is deceptively time consuming though.
>>153575895Thank you Astro.>Writing is deceptively time consuming though.That it is, requires good concentration, focus and creativity, the hard part is trying to get a scene you have pictured in your head to match up with the story and visualize it the best you can for the reader and using the right amount of words without being too short or too long, granted I'm likely overthinking the latter. Best of luck with your story AUs and drawings.
What does Millie listen to?
>>153576320Either Death Metal ,Thrash Metal, Speed Metal and/or Hard/Punk Rock with a country twang/theme to it.https://youtu.be/Pc5e-ioefPEhttps://youtu.be/-afDwrNQYCAhttps://youtu.be/T2CoNvyJNR0https://youtu.be/kxClJiY_JzE
>>153575889she probably will fuck the hellhound dude, and he fucked Beelzebub, who fucked chaz, who is full of STDs.Funny how the river of stds goes.
>>153576525>Fuck loona>By virtue of the STD chain, you essentially indirectly fucked chazId kill myself on the spot
>>153575889NTA: until Viv jumps off a bridge and makes her "RIP" t-shirt canon, the OG pilot is canon.
>>153577312And that is your headcanon
>>153576525Your first mistake is assuming a deadly sin can get STDs.
>>153578105your first mistake is to assume she won't be a carrier, even if she isn't effected herself.
>>153578155Your first mistake is assuming deadly sins can be carriers.
>>153545604Hey, every trans girl I know jerks it to hot demon girls. ESPECIALLY Stella for some reason.
>>153578330Well duh. They're just straight men in drag.
>>153578330>Straight men, lesbians, and transes all want herThat's when you know you've got a 10/10 character design.
I have the sneaking suspicion that Stella wants to be smacked around and manhandled a bit.
>>153578759That goes without saying, shes a brat who was forced into marrying a bottom subNo wonder shes as much of a bitch as she is
>>153578804So you're saying I should deck her in the schnoz?
>find a good fanfic>last updated 5 months agoIt's over.
>>153578866NTAIf she gets uppity, just give her a smack on the posterior. She might even ask "Again." https://youtu.be/DnELL9dqt_I
>>153578928What did I just watch
>>153578964
>>153578972
>>153578964>>153578972McLintock, a pretty good movie. https://youtu.be/Y6J4rz60BMU
>>153543224
>>153579280>>153543224>Do ya think the implants were a little much, hun?
>>153578330Your friends have good taste.
>>153574035Half of the sexualities she assigns characters based on that Pride Day merch I feel is just completely random, like she literally throws gay darts at a board of her characters to declare who's what.Like look at Mayberry, a woman who was a happily married straight woman in life, somehow changes completely to pure lesbian upon death? How does that make sense without making up entire headcanons about her being in the closet and shit while alive?Or how about Lucifer being pans. Cause the guy who's been married to a single woman for 10k years is totally open to other shit like that?
>>153568246WTF I love Loona now!?
I really, really want Stella and Stolas to both be victims of the insanely fucked Goetia system. Forced into an arranged marriage that neither wanted, both literally raped by society. Stolas turned to an idealized romance with Blitz for escape, Stella turned to taking out her anger on her husband because she could never hurt her parents or Goetian society.Vivzie will never do it but that's my dream.
>>153579597>Like look at Mayberry, a woman who was a happily married straight woman in life, somehow changes completely to pure lesbian upon death? How does that make sense without making up entire headcanons about her being in the closet and shit while alive?It was suppose to be played for a gag, like "Haha the homewrecker who fucked her husband is in Hell with her and now they're fucking. Isnt that wacky and zany?" but Vivz wont miss an opportunity for gay brownie points. Frankly a lot of gay moments in Helluva a boss seem to be played up for laughs and depicted as "absurd and whacky". I mean the lastest example was in the Barbie short between those two dudes who were beefing with each other and then became super gay for some reason and started making out.>Or how about Lucifer being pans. Cause the guy who's been married to a single woman for 10k years is totally open to other shit like that?That one im not that annoyed by, because in the wise words of Fritz the Cat "Oh Jesus Christ! Lucifer's a faggot!"Lucifer would be the kinda guy to be married to a single woman for 10,000 years and still have gay thoughts on the regular. I mean him and Lilith only having Charlie in modern times really tells you all you need to know about their sex life.
>>153580316NTA but I figured the whole "Le Lucifer is pan XD" was because he'd basically take any form to fuck with people and tempt them into slipping into sin.At the very least he's superficially fruity enough to put on a show which I suppose is the line of thinking Viv took when making him a duck obsessed manlet who sounds like a coffee-shop millenial.
>>153580085That'd be a pretty based way to do it.
>>153574035>Her lack of any attraction or romantics that might designate Ace in the show is a mix of her being a shut-in and sheltered girl most her life, her miserable home life given both of her parents are frankly awful, and the fact that Vivz is mid at writingIf the secret villain hinted at in Mission Zero is her, Viv should at least make her a femcel, and not just because the fallout from the usual suspects would be hilarious to witness.
>>153547233I am considering commissioning a model of her
>>153579597>Like look at Mayberry, a woman who was a happily married straight woman in life, somehow changes completely to pure lesbian upon death? How does that make sense without making up entire headcanons about her being in the closet and shit while alive?... does hell magically make you some flavor of fag when you get there?
>>153581975Yes. They even had to invent a form of demon meth to make people in hell not gay
>>153582005>invent chemicals to make people NOT homosexualHell really is bizarro world
>>153581232Stella will think she's a femcel at least.>>153574035>>153579597What I will give credit for about the character sexualities, from a story telling perspective, they've done well to avoid doing a whole arc about someone facing homophobia. I think the closest we got was Crimson and that was generally played up for laughs, but if they did ever want to tackle that topic in the show, they've kind of built themselves into a corner. You can't very well tackle homophobia when 95% of the characters are queer in your setting.If they can be smart to avoid that, then characters sexualities do become innocuous and it's fine that they're dart-boarded and they're whatever.
>>153582080If anything the series is heterophobic, and there's tons of jokes you can make with characters coming out as straight or whatever. Literally just flip the homophobia gags.
>>153582090Octavia's character arc becomes deeper because her lack of desire for sex makes her an utter outcast among all the kinky hellborn, including her parents. Thus making her sexuality uniquely impactful to her story. I like any idea that gets more Octavia screentime.I don't think they would do any heterophobia, maybe beyond a tongue in cheek joke. Like I said, they've done well up to this point to not have characters' sexualities matter in any meaningful way. Stolas' kind of is, but even then we don't know if the Goetia are OK with gay marriage but he just got unlucky and got saddled with Stella, so the fact he's gay is inconsequential. He could have been straight and still faced the same issue of not finding Stella attractive and also dealing with her abuse.
>Fuck Stolas Goetia. Goetia wants to empty our Goetia and fill our streets with Goetia, and make a Goetia-making operation out of our Goetia.
>>153582989
>>153583004
this guys art is pretty cute
playing gta 6 with loona
would she be into tarot?
>>153583316Yee
what if stella went through a phase when she was a teen?
>>153581975>Hell makes you gayIt makes sense.Look at Vox, he was a normal presumably-straight guy in life, gets to hell and now he's a zesty motherfucker doing poses while dancing.
>>153581430What kind of model?>>153583173>Needs hugs often.>>153583316Indeed.>>153583896>Stella indulges herself every once in a while by listening to black metal from her younger years.
>>153583708Isn't her dad associated with clairvoyance? Maybe.
>try to summon Bee>get Vortex insteadWWYD?
mandatory
Stolas himself probably isn't that hard to deal with on a day to day basis, is he? He's made some incredibly shitty decisions so I can't help but not think much of him but if I had to be his roommate I think I could probably manage it. In a vacuum he's pretty benign.
>>153584866he by himself would just be annoying and maybe a bit pushy, but the people he chooses to surround himself with would make him unbearable as a roommateimagine you are just minding your own business, chilling on your PC or something and then shitzo bursts through the door carrying him bridal style, walks all over the place with his filthy mud crusted boots, starts throwing clothes around as they make their way to the bedroom and then go on an hour long session of constant moaning and screaming, then when its done the little fuck comes out and goes ”Annice, was it? Be a bro and go get me some booze, ill pay you back later”
>>153584926Nothing sootrat smasher cant fix.
>>153538517Blahblahblah. Where's her hot mom?
>>153584551A nsfw model, clothes, underwire, bits, and everything. One surprisingly already exists, but it's dated and has issues with lighting.
>>153585138In the trash bin with all the other boring waifus.
>>153574358>Beepotion_1.pngI know about those other parts my man
Post Loona!
Lost Poona!
>>153585531>>153585545
>>153582529It is ammusing and kinda fitting that Hell is a place were faggotry is rampant and considered fine for the most part, but everyone is really fucking racist. Fits the chaotic mess of what constitutes Hell's "morality" and social culture. It is Hell after all. Though I doubt that was intentional on Vivzie's part.She wants to make a society with a brutal classcist caste system (which she's really bad at depicting) but the people running that upper class that oppress everyone are all some form of fucking fruit cake. I mean besides Paimon and a rare few others, it seems every Goetia man is just some kinda fuckin fruitcake. And it goes for the Hellborn to a lesser extent too. The most powerful and influential Overlords, the Vees, are all also big fags (BTW Velvette is suppose to be a lesbo, even though we never really see that at all in the show).Vivz has accidentally depicted the Upper Class in Hell the way the USSR under Stalin did. As vain wealth wealth and class obsessed bourgeoisie faggots. Them being demons is just another added bonus. And under Uncle Joe a lotta people used this perception of Homos to kill them en masse in Soviet countries. Just saying
>>153561890Based soulful Shake post.
>>153582529imagine being ace is as shameful as being gay used to be.>Octavia comes out to her parents>Stella takes off screaming "I HAVE NO DAUGHTER!">Stolas trying to reason with her "maybe you just haven't found the right girl or boy yet, youll see someday you will find someone you want to fuck!"
>>153561890>No matter what she does to make Stella look bad, the fact of the matter is Stolas was a shitty husband, a shitty father, and an all around piece of shit for enabling his pet soot-rat to kill humans.Yeah that is frankly the main problem with those two. It's hard to find them sympathetic and excused for their actions when they're partaking in the commercialized killing of Humans without a care in the world. Something that's against the natural order of things.Like, I do find Blizto funny and likable (at times) but I would never feel sympathetic or emotional regarding him or his struggles. So what he had a really shitty childhood, it's Hell, nearly every hellborn has a shitty childhood. He aint special in that regard. Also across media there have been many characters with even worse and more tragic upbringings than him, but we are expected to not excuse their traumas as a justification of their actions because they're the villians. Why should Blitzo get the carte blanche? Cause he's the protagonist? He may be the protagonist but he aint no Hero, or frankly even an anti-hero.Loona and Ocatvia are far more sympathetic characters, even if Loona partakes in her dad's shitty buisness (which is again more Blitz's fault than hers cause he's a bad influence and makes her work there).Hell even Striker is more sympathetic even tho we dont know jack about his backstory besides him hating the upper class Greater Demons like the Goetia. He's a hitman and killer for hire like Blitz, but the main thing is he is paid by Hellborn to kill Hellborn, not paid by Sinners to Kill Mortal humans and cutting their lives short.So no, until Blitz actually starts feeling an ounce of remorse for his actions, I do not care for or really tolerate his sodomy with the Owl Man portraged as a tragic and wholsome gay romance. And now that one scene in Sinsmass where he feels bad and does go thru with killing that Gay Couple doesnt count, that was frankly BS
>>153585476You say boring I say moldable
>>153553571
What if Viv was bold/stupid enough to show IMP actually killing a little boy? Not some little shit, an actual, wholesome Oliver Twist whose only 'crime' was stealing from some petty asshole? Bonus point if said asshole is shown to be gay. And no, assume it actually happens.
>>153585960You mean like the pilot?
>>153585880NTA but Stella in these threads is more worn out than Stolas' asshole, I'm not saying don't post her but damn some variety would be nice.>>153585966Also NTA but that kid was kind of a shit.
>>153585966No, I mean like those stories where Loona finds a human kid and adopts him, only he's the victim.I, for once, would send death threats to Viv if she actually wrote an episode like that.
>>153586010Are you getting angry at your own schizo fantasies?
>>153586010>I, for once, would send death threats to Viv if she actually wrote an episode like that.I don't know why you would, you seem oddly enamored with the idea considering this is the second time you've posted about how this scenario you pitched would make you upset.
>>153585960If IMP is actually hired to kill a kid, they'd suffer some Tom and Jerry slapstick before giving up before the end reveals the kid had an actual guardian angel looking after him who winks at the camera.
>>153586066Kino
>>153586035>>153586066Says the one who posted the same thing in the same thread twice.
>>153586079Yeah it's called fixing a typo, you got a license for that deflection or are you gonna tilt at windmills again?
>>153586120Reposting because of a typo?
>>153585511I did in 5 images (and many others) what Spindlehorse didn't have the balls to do with Bee. I can fix her.>>153585801For Via's 21st birthday, instead of a night out to a bar, Loona hires at least 6 prostitutes of various demon types for her friend. Surely one of them will interest the bird enough to awaken her.
>>153586139Yes. Besides, you and I both know if I left it in you would've honed in on it so you could keep deflecting from yourself. Nothing would change.
>>153586142>shark men>hellhound women>imps of both sexes>succubi>incubi>every size and shape>Loona is about to give up when something catches Octavia's eye>she steps towards the group of hookers>... and then strangely past them>she seems transfixed on...>a train set
>>153586293>hfw>All she's missing now is a propeller hat and a retard leash.
>>153586293And in that moment, every interaction with Via over the years clicked in Loona's head.
>>153586142>Loona hires at least 6 prostitutes of various demon types for her friend. Surely one of them will interest the bird enough to awaken her.That would greatly disgust Octavia and I think Loona would know better than that, Octavia needs someone to have a connection with, a whore is not someone for Octavia would connect with even as a friend. If anything Octavia seems to be one of those "Demi-Sexuals", mainly just someone with low libido brought on by a poor environment. >I did in 5 images (and many others) what Spindlehorse didn't have the balls to do with Bee. I can fix her.>>153585511 Now's not the time for Big Game Hunting you two, that being said I hope you two are having a good day.>>153585869I did a synopsis of this idea, the tldr of it is, IMP is indifferent to humans, killing them makes more money than killing sinners or hellborn, but it's illegal, you'd need permission from an Overlord and said Overlord would take most of the money anyway, so IMP would be black market contract killers.>>153585892Millie's father is a lucky son of a gun.>>153586066I think a short like that starring Millie could work.
>>153586293>a train setShe needs a conductor's hat>"Choo-choo, Anon."Hell, there's a train museum not far from the Griffith Observatory, maybe I'll get extra photos for the hooters.>>153586325>All she's missing now is a propeller hat
>octavia is autisticreminds me of this
What if G-Man hired IMP to kill Gordon Freeman (except not really), only for the dumbfucks to get lost in Black Mesa, right when HECU and Xen are going at it?
>>153586568>No practical use to anyone.
>>153586568-Blitzo is captured by HECU and interrogated by having the shit beaten out of him because they think he's an alien.-Moxxie has a near-zombification experience.-Millie is chased by a gargantua and survives only because marines draw its ire.-Loona befriends a pack of houndeyes, but goes into a rage when a grunt kills them.-Stolas tries to repeat the possession thing, but then Nihilanth notices him...-Loona and Adrian fight, then join forces to try to escape.
>>153586615>But then Nihilanth notices him>Stolas wonders why a giant manbaby sitting on a space toilet is staring at him uncomfortably.
>>153586615>the Combine notice Hell and invade in full force>their weapons can permakill sinners>the Sins fight back and turn the tide>the Combine stop holding back and go full Warhammer Grimdark Abomination mode
>>153585260>A nsfw modelA shame, I believe there is more beauty in modesty than being scantily clad, I find the latter overrated, but you do you, Anon. >>153585992Then who is your "waifu" Anon?
>>153586568>>153586615>>153586641>>153586678As a big time Half Life fan, I am intrigued by this crossover. The Combine get into Hell because Blitz leaves a portal open, causing them to takeover Hell and forcing demons of all types to take refuge on Earth, along with the humans and Vortigaunts.City 17 becomes an even stranger experience when Gordon returns.
Revisiting gnosticism is kind of a trip.
>>153538517I really hope no lewd merch comes out of my favourite character, I know it sounds retarded to care about such a mundane thing like this, but it would feel really shitty.I'll cross my fingers hoping that at the end of the year, I don't end up like one of those guys who's obsessed over a fictional character because of a made up bond or connection.
>>153587842Qrd?
>>153588221Well I've just learned it has ties to Platonic philosophy, for one thing. That's kind of nutty.
>>153587842Isnt Gnosticism just Western Europes attempt to larp Zoroastrianism, but with less aesthetic and cultural foundation? Also being way more convoluted and weird.The major difference between the two is that in Gnosticism it seems that Monad/Ahura Mazda is greater than the Demiurge/the Ahriman. In Zoroastrianism the two beings are equal, and polar opposites. The Dualist principle that Good and Evil are equal and that Evil isnt derived from Good or that Good is derived of Evil. It's like the Yin and Yang, except the Yin and Yang dont have a bit of each other inside themselves.I also find it a bit silly that the Demiurge is suppose to be Abrahamic God and ironically a Luciferian figure. Making Abrahamic God the Devil and saying that there is a real Creator Father that is the real God above him is kinda... just redooing the Lucifer-God dynamic as Demiurge-Monad.Listen im not an expert regarding Gnosticism in any degree and I do find it fascinating as a bizzare occult thing that isnt Satanic/Witchcraft. But it just feels like a buncha guys went a bit overboard with the views of Simon Magus (the father of Gnosticism from the 1st century). Magus was a Sarmatian that became a christian convert, Sarmatians are a type of Iranian Nomad people like Scythians and mostly followed some branch of Zoroastrianism. Magus likely projected his old religions views on Early Christianity and gave his take, not make some big brain occult scheme.Sry for the random history dump, just wanted to say my thoughts on the topic
>>153588221Basically Abrahamic God is actually a being called the Demiurge that rebelled against the True God, known as the Monad. The Demiurge created the physical world and tied human spirits to it, cutting them off from the Greater Spiritual Universe or something. He then demanded worship of humanity. The Abrahamic religions are supposedly his great psych-op to make people believe in him and not worship the real God.>>153588252To be fair Christanity, especially in the Early Greek and Roman communities has ties to Platonic philosophy as well. Eastern Orthodox Christanity, especially the Greek Orthodox have always been way more Philosophical and Spiritualist than the Western Christians like the Catholics and Protestants, who are way more legalistic in their views of Christanity.
>yurislopyaaaaaawn
>>153588427isn't it weird how a lot of lesbians despise men yet they use dildos to pleasure themselves?
>>153586468It's weird knowing what all these things mean after taking a test for it myself.It all makes more sense.>I personally think people might be looking for representation where there isn't any but I don't wanna spoil the fun
>>153588502
>Took a sip of the good juice.>My entire vision went red for six minutes, then slowly faded to black>Woke up>Realize I'm in Warsaw>Awwshitz, it's happening again.
>>153588603>Bee, why are you wearing Hugo Boss?
>>153588603>Took a sip of the good juice.>My entire vision went red for six minutes, then slowly faded to black>then fades back in>"Hey you, you're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right?"
>>153588298>>153588357>tfw viv is the demiurge
>>153588427I hate this ship.The idea of Mayberry hooking up with the woman who ruined her fucking life and the main reason she's in Hell just bugs the fuck out of me."enemies to lovers" is a fucking shit trope and I will die on that hill.
Are sinners burned by cross imagery or is it just hellborn?
>>153588221>people read the old testament >"hey, the god of Abraham is kind of a psychotic asshole. He doesn't seem to have anything in common with the god Jesus was talking about.">what if they were like, different gods and actually old testament god was actually evil?Lots of drugs later, you get gnosticism.
>>153589207You're not alone, Anon, that "pairing" I find extremely insulting.Apart from Mayberry being an example of a sinner that Charlie from HH would be seeking, she could have had some interactions with other characters besides IMP, like Stella for example, who is a married woman experiencing her own husband having an affair, and wants him dead and tries to get him killed by hiring a hired gun. Mayberry just did it directly by killing her husband and the adulteress he was sleeping with. They could've gone through an anti-men or generally an anti-relationship arc and become good friends or if you wanted to push it, more than that, but I understand why most Anons here would turn away from that idea. >>153589233Yes as they are denizens of hell.
>Anon mouths off about Ozzie and Fizz being gay one too many times>Ozzie snaps his fingers and turns his waifu into a dudeWWYD?
>>153589904>"I didn't want to have to do this in front of Ozzie but you leave me no choice.">Anon takes a deep breath and exhales, much to the confusion of Ozzie and Fizz.>"Ozzie, Asmodeus is a big fan of Wheezer.">"WHAT?!"
>>153589967Anon, you fucked the names up
>>153589984So I have.Guess that's what I get for watching Youtube and this thread at the same time. I'll go die now.
>>153590029That's it anon, you have to post a webm of yourself performing harikiri. It's the only way.
>>153590105https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKwVFWwA_x8&list=RDFKwVFWwA_x8&start_radio=1
>>153588640>"Charlie lent it to me.">>153590105>picDid Two let Loona borrow one of her katana's?
>>153588357>>153589262>People describing Marcionism and saying that's Gnosticism Gnosticism was a 'school' of thought that was defined by ideas like salvific knowledge and the belief that the world wasn't made directly by God with complex cosmologies. Marcion was not a gnostic and might have even thought Jesus's father created the material world and Yahweh took over. Nor was it really about morality as his version of Luke took out most of the ethical teaching and focused on believe in me or go to Hell. It was just an attempt to Hellenize Christianity to the extreme after the Jewish Wars.>The Demiurge Opinions on the demiurge varied from malicious (Sethian and Ophite) to arrogant but neutral (Archontic, Naasene) to good but incompetent (Valentinian). Outside of Valentinianism the Old Testament God was not the demiurge, just an Archon or multiple Archons misinterpreted as the same guy. Like in Apocryphon of John where Yahweh and Elohim are Yaldabaoth's kids. Some older sects most people separated the Old Testament God into an imperfect but good God who didn't create the world (Sabaoth/Adonoios) and his evil world creating father (Yaldabaoth) with the understanding that Sabaoth was responsible for the ten commandments, the Exodus from Egypt, the psalms and certain prophets. The Exodus was especially important for the Perates and Naasenes who saw it as representing the journey of the soul out of the body. Or that Sophia was speaking through the old Testament prophets. Other texts like the Gospel of Phillip viewed Abraham positively for circumcising himself because the destroys part of the flesh from a Greek perspective.
>>153590441(cont)>Where did it come from? A mixture of Jewish mysticism and Zoroastrianism filtered through late antique Platonism and pessimism with a dash of mystery cult. The theory of guys like Dylan Burns, April De-Conick, Thomas Rasimus and Atillio Mastrocinque is that there are really two gnostic groups. The first were Jewish-Christian mystics who were crushed after the destruction of the temple and the failure of all later revolts. They tended to have emanationist cosmologies and a heavy emphasis on interpreting scripture in weird ways. Most of them relied entirely on Matthew and include subtle digs at Paul. Notable members of this group are Monimos, Euphrates, Elkesai, and Cerinthus. They also shit talk the Greeks a lot like in Testimony of Truth or the Gospel of Phillip. Jacob is usually seen as an angelic being and the precursor to Jesus. The other group were Persians, Greeks, and Anatolians who used the og developments to distance Christianity from Judaism and Syrian religions. Usually they're more dualist with good and evil existing for eternity and not because of a glitch in the Godhead. These guys liked Paul a lot and considered him the premier Apostle. They were also pro-Roman. Valentinus was a neutral fence sitter who synthesized everything into something that was inoffensive to everyone. Its how he almost became pope.>>153588298>Sarmatians are a type of Iranian Nomad people like Scythians and mostly followed some branch of Zoroastrianism Samaritans are just Jews who don't accept any prophet after Joshua and think the temple should be on Gerizim. Simon was probably not a Christian because he only used Greek Philosophy and the Old Testament and the first reports don't say he's a Christian. Later ones use him as a cipher for Paul or Marcion. We do know he was a disciple of the Samaritan mystic Dosistheus until they had a falling out.
I don't want to interrupt the academic discussion but I just want to say if I had a hellhound willing to snuggle with me I would be so happy.
>>153590736>I don't want to interrupt the academic discussion but I just want to say if I had a hellhound willing to snuggle with me I would be so happy. No problem. I'm interrupting waifu posting with religious studies autism. But this is further proof that reality was constructed by an imperfect being because no Hellhound gf.>>153590683(cont)>My theory on the first group. A lot of 'Jewish-Christians' and certain Rabbinic groups were ultra pacifist vegetarians who refused to do any action more violent than circumcision. Even going so far as to reject animal sacrifice entirely. This put them in a weird bind because the Torah has stuff they like, like loving the stranger, keeping shabbat, not touching menstruants, and making sure that the edges of fields were farmed in a particular way and stuff they didn't like. They split the deity in three in imitation of Zurvanism with a transcendent neutral God, a Good God and a bad God and used that to distinguish the bits of the bible they didn't like from others. Later after Roman persecution of Jews and Christians, failed Jewish revolts, and the Pauline takeover of Christianity they decided that the good God they worshipped (Sabaoth) didn't create the world or even rule it and needed to call the boss's kid in (Jesus) for support against the overwhelming forces of darkness. They reached out to Samaritans because the temple didn't really matter. SourceDylan BurnsJarl FossumGuy Strousma>Fun fact There's a high amount of overlap between Medieval to early modern Askhenazi Jewish mysticism and Jewish-Christian Gnosticism. The Unique Cherub circle's theology is nearly identical to that put forth in 'On the Origin of the World'. And the 'Staff of Moses is the serpent and the Son of Man who is the bearer of God's name' is found in the Perate Gnostic system, Hippolytus's account of Monimos the Arab, and Rabbi Nathan Shapira who wrote in the 16th century.
>>153591068(cont) These medieval pre hasidic texts also tended to have a higher view of gentiles than the Sephardic texts. Where Jesus is more ambivalent than pure evil and everyone whether Jew or non-Jew has to earn a higher soul as opposed to being born into it. Of course, attaining a higher soul could only be done through Judaism but that's pretty much every religion.
I don't understand most of this but it's intriguing.
>>153590683>Samaritans are just Jews who don't accept any prophet after Joshua and think the temple should be on Gerizim. Simon was probably not a Christian because he only used Greek Philosophy and the Old Testament and the first reports don't say he's a Christian. Later ones use him as a cipher for Paul or Marcion. We do know he was a disciple of the Samaritan mystic Dosistheus until they had a falling out.Fuck my bad, I confused Samartian with Sarmatian. Funny how much an extra R can change things.
>>153589904>tell him to change her back before I call Solomon and ask him to come down from Heaven to show Ozzie some REAL magic tricks
>>153587008I know the people that do the work, she'll have her entire outfit and everything. Nothing stopping me from using her for sfw reasons outside of burnout. Already do that with the nsfw models I already have, and the one I already commissioned.
>>153592690wrong image, but with Mayberry, she'll also be fairly on-model. I'm not shelling out benjamins for some KM hackjob.
>>153592690>>153592829Sounds nice, will her legs be on full display?
>>153592901Of course.
>>153593027Nice.
>>153593766
Trapping Blitzo inside a digital prison with a button that activates all his pain receptors as a funny prank.
>>153594011Doktor, turn off my pain inhibitors!
>>153593370
>>153593128>picI wouldn't call her a cougar
Bros, your response?
>>153595895TFDTGDTDD
>>153595895those are some really powerful hips.
>>153596058meant for carrying my children
>>153596120Anon, that's a man
>>153596143meant for carrying my children
>>153596155>anon can't into biology
>>153596120>>153596155fuck off, those hips are mine. get yourself an std dog or something.
>>153596158umm 'lil chuddy Jesus was a Butt Baby
>>153595895damn, he even has a thigh gap.
>THE HELLHOUND'S RIGHT OUTSIDE MY WINDOW!
>>153595895>Lean in close (as one can possibly do with a 7ft tall bird demon)>"No.">Press G plus 2 to Schadenfreude
Octavia's legendary manspread game is simply unmatched
>>153596490What do mexicans have to do with anything?
Octavia with a thick Swedish accent.
Octavia with a thick brooklyn accent.
Octavia with thick eastern european accent
Octavia but she's doing a poor american accent to make fun of (you).
>>153597554Hair should be black.
>>153597554>loona but at standing oral height>loona but she can give titjobs without rugburn
>>153597865
>>153595212Well, she's not a milf, she sadly never got the chance to have children of her own.>>153595895Tar Toad, LavaSkunks, Chimney Rodents, Brimstoners, Red Velvets, HotBoxes, Pit Gnomes, Sulphur Goblins, Chess Heads, Handlebar Hussies(for females), Mister, Sir, Mr/Misses. Miss, Mrs Mange, Satan Scabs, Overcooked Lasagna, Ash Breathers, Smoke Backs, Fire Frogs, Cinder Compies and the ever classic SootRat. >>153596820Looks nice. IMAGINETHESMELL. >>153597522This is adorable. How would a Vampiric Goetian work?>>153597554>"Wot? Didn't I overhear you say you wanted to be Anon's fleshlight tonight."
What will he do next?
>>153598024>How would a Vampiric Goetian work?I don't think it does since demons can/are everything vampires are but better. Hell, Orlok got his vampire status from a demon. I'm sure if Stolas had a mind to he could just straight up grow fangs, turn into a bat or mist. I don't remember all of what vampires can do but he could probably do those things too.
>>153598037Burp.
>>153598037Declare he's "burnt out", pull the rug out from under the people working for him, and then immediately after that announce his new show on Netflix.
>>153598037He's buying Spirit Airlines.
>drop a weird boomerang in the middle of I.M.P.'s officeWhat happens
SEX WITH STELLA, RAAHHH
>>153599575>picSo that's how Nymo came to be...
>>153599696PROCREATING WITH STELLA DAILY
>>153599728Anon Sr...
>>153599751KISSING EVERY INCH OF STELLA'S BODY
>>153599776Indeed
>>153599785BANGING ANOTHER BABY INTO STELLA ON EVERY FUCKING SURFACE
finally got cover art for my fic, need to get back to writing since I haven’t done shit in almost 17 days now
>>153598037>Another 100 Billion to Israel!
>>153598037Die. We've never seen what happens when a Sin dies
>>153600244Few options when they do:>sin gradually regenerates into a new demon>lucifer has to promote a demon to replace them>nothing, the universe is broken and needs Big G to intervene
>>153599929i certainly hope you didnt pay anything for this one
>>153599929.... you should get in touch with ficanon's artists tbdesu
>>153600338>>153600365I didn’t pay a single cent thankfully, this was a gift from a friend of mine.
>>153600404Okay that's very different, cause it's not terrible but not what I would consider paying for. Very nice of your friend to draw for you, I hope he continues to hone his craft.
It's the end.https://archiveofourown DOT org/works/65989972/chapters/222295166But for real guys, thanks so much for giving HILTLH(H) a try. I'm eternally grateful.
>>153599929Looks neat, but how much did you pay for this, if you did at all?Also, brownish Anon? >>153599530>MoxxieHe becomes a maniac of sorts, abandoning firearms in favor of knives, hatches, spears, etc, before Loona could call him fatass he'd grab her snout and simply calls her a "Std riddled mutt." When he sees Millie, he shoves her in the closet and takes her, right then and there.>MillieBecomes a very posh individual, replaces her tank top and ripped pants for business casual, even wears glasses, is calculating rather than the "fuck it we ball" tactics, submits to Moxxie whenever he wants her too.>BlitzoHe becomes straight and calm.
>>153600492It's finally here... I can't believe it. I'm going to read this later tonight, I can't believe it actually ended but I'm so happy we got it. Thanks for your work, ficanon.
>>153601123Thank you for reading!
>>153600492Well that was probably the best Romance and Character development centric Vivzieverse story I've ever read. Like even if the main protagonist wasn't the titular 4chan Anon (Which I do often find relatable) I still would've enjoyed it.But honestly now I'm wondering, if Anon does get a job at the Hotel, I would love to see how he navigates things, especially since the events for Hazbin Season Two are no doubt going to happen soon. How would he deal with prolonged exposure to his sociopathic kin (Sinners) given that he's spent most of his time in Hell among the Hellborn. Given that Inco is staying there as well, it'd add another layer to everything. And of course there is the final scene where we learn what I assume to be Anon's Mother being an exterminator and learning her son is in Hell.Even if Ficanon has said he isn't planning on a sequel anytime soon, he sure as Hell set up some really good and interesting foundations for one. We’ve got the fallout of everything in the first story, Anon and Loona’s ever developing relationship, Anon and Inco’s reconciliation given they’re both likely going to be at that Hotel, how those two will interact with and create relationships with the Hazbin cast, how they’ll deal with the events of Season 2, and whatever the heck is possibly going on in Heaven. Will Vette be a possible antagonist? Anti-Hero? If we thought Blitzo would be the angry psycho parent not approving of Anon and Loona’s relationship, then we haven't seen anything yet. I kinda doubt Anon’s mom is going to be happy at all that he’s in love with a Demon, especially one that killed him.Honestly it's all so interesting to think about and I hope we see more from Ficanon soonish.
>>153601465Apparently she aint just a regular angel but a fucking Seraphim, what did Anon's mommy due to get such a promotion like that?Also love how out the boat we can already tell she's so done with Heaven's incompetence (borne of Vivzies writting desu) and how Stupid they frankly were.
>>153601561>what did Anon's mommy due to get such a promotion like that?She “fought for God and her country”, apparently.Considering Anon stated that his mom died before he did, it seems to imply she died in combat somehow.
>>153601465Man, dont forget the fact that Anon isnt even immortal like Most Sinners now. That's a Sword of Damocles hanging over his head.
>>153601561>>153601626She killed fitty men.
>>153601656>Cotton and Vette meet in heaven
>>153601678>Impying Cotton Hill is in HeavenRegardless, that it'd be quite funny. Cotton would shape up the forces of Heaven in no time, or at least make them a crying mess. I can already see him tearning into Anon for being fat and unprofessional, Cotton would not GAF that Adam is the first man.
>>153601720>I can already see him tearning into Anon for being fat and unprofessionalAdam, meant to say Adam. My bad lol
>>153601678>>153601720>“Ah killed fitty men to be up here! They’re just lettin in anyone into the military now? Ain’t no way a woman you killed as much as I did-”>“Look up ‘Operation Piercing Claw Apache Camera Footage 4K Resolution’ on YouTube.”>“…Ah concede.”
>>153600492PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T STOP WRITINGIT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE TO BE ABOUT LOONA IT CAN BE ANYTHINGJUST DON'T LEAVE US YOU'RE TOO GOOD TO NOT WRITE
>>153601966I'll try and get those supplement chapters out sooner than later. Just depends on how things shape up for my near future.
>>153601966I have faith that Ficanon isnt throwing in the towel regarding writting. Bro just needs a nice break and time, his creative juices will start flowing eventually. Frankly im excited about the possible sequel as this anon said >>153601465I know its not garunteed, but we have a really good setup for one.
>Now, HIL has ended, but don’t worry, /co/! the sequel is right around the corner! >It’s going to star the same universe you know and hate! >The main character is a sinner! >You’re already familiar with him! >He’s got a four letter name!>Introducing the sequel, staring Inco!
>>153596820I think she wants something from you anon...
>>153602420I'd still read it, shifting him to be the main character and learning to be better than before would be peak
>>153602420>Anon:"YES! YEAH! Better luck next time, Inco.">Anon runs around in celebration while Loona cringes sadly>Anon:"People of the Pride Ring! As the protagonist of-">Mr. Krabs, who's in Hell for some reason (probably because he's a Greed demon), interrupts Anon and whispers to his ear.>Krabs:"Uh, Anonymous." >*whispering*>Anon:"I'm making a complete what of myself?">*whispering*>Anon:"THE most embarrassing thing you've ever seen?">*whispering*>Anon:"And now it's worse because I'm whispering everything you say into the microphone?">Krabs:"Oh for crying out loud Anon! You are not the protagonist!">Anon: "What">Krabs:"You. Are Not. The Protagonist.">Anon:"I... but why?">Krabs:"Oh Anon, you're a great shitposter and protagonist for the first fic, but I gave the role to Inco because we need a change of perspective. You were the star of a 200,000 plus word fanfic. And well... let's face it, he's more. Cool than you.">Anon:"I'm... not cool?">Krabs:"I mean this in the nicest of ways, but there is a word for what you are. Well, let's see uh">Random Sinner:“A filthy Hellhound fucking furfag?”>Krabs:“No that’s not right, being a Loonafag is pretty based.”>Random Hellborn:“A an incel chud?”>Krabs:“No no, he actually somehow got the girl”>Multiple denizens of hell screaming at the same time:“a green bald bastard! A lanky fuckboy with flaming eyebrows! A stupid questionmark-faced retard!>Krabs:“Allright that’s enough! What I’m trying to say is that you’re just a chronically online 4channer. And well, that gimmick’s already gotten old, so we need a guy that’s more of a normie like Inco for a fresh perspective. Otherwise they’ll think Ficanon can only write about 4channer self insert fics. You understand? You’ll still be a secondary character, don't worry.”>Anon:“I guess so Mr Krabs” *Anon walks away sadly and is consoled by Loona*
>>153603022kino
>>153603022>
>>153603022>Krabs:“Poor kid”>*Suddenly the scene is interrupted by a naked Blitzo riding on a parachute*>Blitzo:“Way to go baldy! Knew you had it in ya!” *Blitzo yells in celebration, with a flag between his butt that reads ‘Anonymous’ before he crashes into the stage and causes a fire. Everyone flees the chaos>Blitzo emerges from the wreckage>Blitzo:"Way to go Anon, I'm actually impressed for once!>Blitzo:"Wait, where the fuck did everybody go? The party's just getting started!">*A long pause*>Blitzo:"Did any of ya see my ass?"
>>153603094
>>153603094>Blitzo:"Did any of ya see my ass?">
>>153603022>>153603094>The Spongebob Movie but it’s starring Anon and Blitzo, who have to go on a quest across Hell to find Satan’s crown. Andre wants Stolas dead for good, so he had Striker(let’s just pretend he somehow isn't dead in this narrative) steal Satan’s crown, and pinned the blame on Stolas. Octavia pleads to Satan and Satan decides to give up a few days before he obliterates Stolas, and now Anon and Blitzo are tasked with the quest to find the crown.>Also just like with Krabs, Stolas is frozen into a statue, courtesty of Andre.
>>153603157"HEY! WHO POSTED ON 4CHAN""YOU ALL KNOW THE RULES!">All greentexting baiting faggots will be thrashed and sodomized by every able-bodied customer in the lounge.">"-lounge."
>>153603157What would be the equivalent of "becoming a man" here? Or being a Goofy Goober? Also I think making it a 1/1 of the Movie plot but adopted to the Vivzieverse isnt the best idea. Maybe have the entire Gang plus Anon going on a grand roadtripe across Hell in Blitzo's shitty van trying to find Satans crown, while Striker is constantly hot on their tail.I'd like to think their quest takes them to the long deep and forgotten corners of Hell where nobody except abominations live, a place akin to a more tradition Hell, just like when Spongebob and Patrick go to the abyss full of Monsters
>>153603243> “We're on an Anon hunt, and don't think we don't know how to weed 'em out.”>“DJ. Time for the test”>*DJ plays a record, and Shadilay - PEPE starts playing*>“Blitzo, that's fucking Shadilay” *Anon says while visibly sweating*>“Shadi-what? The fuck you talking about greenie?”>“It’s a song we oldfags know by heart. It's like our anthem.”>“Anon I have no idea what your online weirdo culture is like, but how about you don't make it obvious to these guys. They seem to have a bone to pick with guys like you.”>“That’s cause they’re fucking redditors. Like fuck, that one guy looks like a evil roided out version of their mascot!” *Anon gestures to the boss, who indeed look like if Snoo and Mike Tyson had a gay baby while both of them were on steroids.
>>153600492>That epilogueSurely this implies that ficanon has plans to continue the story in a sequel...right?
>>153598759No, that's what that one rabbit sinner from episode 6 of the second season of Hazbin would do, not Mammon.
Actor AUs are always a fun little scenario
>>153603747I need to see Inco get humbled by Niffty.
>>153603747Did you read the author’s note at the end?
>>153603880>"humbled"
>>153543224based
>>153603880Honestly I do wonder, who is going to be Inco's Loona in a hypothetical sequel. Which girl would fit the bill the best?
>>153603986>who is going to be Inco's Loona in a hypothetical sequelDefinitely not octavia, maybe that sinner dino chick?
>>153603986inb4 it’s one of the lesbians
>>153600492>Truly... He Learned... How to Love... Hell Hounds...
>>153604006Honestly yeah I think Zizi or whatever she's called is an interesting pick, plus Anon and Inco having a Furry vs Scalie dynamic is funny>>153604056Honestly even though I usually im not a fanof polyamorous relationship I do think a threesome relationship between Charlie Vaggie and some dude is always an interesting dynamic.
>>153603971>My name is Millie the crazy, sexy blondie>And I'm not dumb
>>153603986Mayberry killed her husband, Inco killed his ex-girlfriend, so maybe that could be an interesting icebreaker?
>>153600537>Stolas becomes a macho dudebro>Loona becomes a nun>with an Irish accent
>>153604166>Honestly even though I usually im not a fanof polyamorous relationship I do think a threesome relationship between Charlie Vaggie and some dude is always an interesting dynamic.Oh no. I’m talking about the two breaking up and Inco claims one of them.That would rustle some jimmies
>>153604315Inco’s not into hags
Would people like these fags more or less if they were hounds?
>>153604571Blitz maybe but Stolas no.
>>153600492>renowned attitudeDid you mean reserved attitude? >tells everyone to know you're takenTechnically correct but awkward, "tells everyone you're taken" flows better.Thank you so much for this. It's been such a wonderful, sweet, stressful, beautiful ride and I'm glad we got to see it completed.Yet I do see some hooks for a potential sequel with Vette, the hotel and Inco. Anon and Inco's paths will most certainly intersect again.>>153602017Wishing you the best as always, Ficanon. I'm looking forward to any bonus chapters you write up. >>153602420>>153603014>>153604166>Zizi>I Wani Hug That DinosaurI guess it'd be closer to a snootlike.
>>153600338>>153600365>>153600537>>153600426it was free, leave me alone.Also, that was supposed to be the "sketch", but a friend said it worked as an abstract piece, so after confirming with octaviaAnon, I left it like that.that and I don't have enough wildpower to make a full illustration with that amount of background stuff going on.
>>153600492for those who read the ending, does Inco end with Octavia? or should still skip all his appearances?Also spoil the text or something so other Anons don't explode
>>153605328Inco barely even interacts with Octavia.
>>153605328Inco in this fic is a roided out meathead with a temper problemNo, he does not end up with octavia and he never will
>>153605381>>153605381what... what was the point of his plot? Why inco, and not just a fucking random guy with an actual name and design?Holy fucking shit, I'm glad I skipped every appearance after I forced myself to read his initial ones.
>>153605328Frankly I would say that you should actually bother reading it to understand Anon's own character. He was a shitty friend, but Inco was also a shitty friend. Anon exploited Inco and his cheating ways to his financial gain and dipped out when Inco wasnt a viable way to make moneyInco was a meat headed cheater in the boxing ring even before his gf cheated on him (ironic) and honestly his anger at annony taking that one bet against him was a bit of an overreaction on his part but he wasnt mentally sound.Franky they serve to contrast each other was well, Anon's only real sins was being a bit of a scumbag, while Inco's sins was being a murderer and continuing to murder in Hell. Anon's growth across the story contrasts Inco's inability to grow and move on from things.
>>153605505read the whole thing bro. it doesn't make sense if you don't.
Imagine live action Helluva Boss.
>>153605643>>153605670>TRUST ME BRO, you should eat MORE glass! it is totally worth it!>I know you can barely can handle the glass you gotta eat already, but adding some extra glass to your diet will make everything make sense at the end! >Make sure to shew it up too! feel the texture! No thank you.
>>153605759Quiet literally they can get the Kesha don't stop song We could get wake up in the morning feeling like p diddy but with the p diddy part removed
>>153605790you claimed you barely even started reading it yet you're comparing it to eating glass
Man, the fic JUST concluded and we already have new guys who havent even read half of it acting like experts on the story lol
>>153605852No? I said I forced myself to read Inco's initial appearances, then proceeded to skip all his other appearances.also, here is my top three list of annoying people in the fanfic.1.- Blitz (good work in this one, you really make him as annoying in the show, probably couldn't have done it myself because I probably would have kill him in the first chapter or something)2.- Inco3.-Anon (he gets better after some character development, still some of his power scaling in the physical sense doesn't make much sense, but in his defense, viv universe really doesn't explain how magic and getting stronger work)
>>153605795The song's called Tik Tok.
>>153606005ok then
>>153606217holy shit, he impregnated a man! miracle indeed!
>>153606217Sally May's asshole is in a world of hurt when its birthing time.
>>153606372Theres always C-section, only that this time the C stands for colon
>>153606434wonder if the baby gets some kind of barrier, or if it will have to bathe in literal shit until it is born
>>153606217You know, as interesting and neat of a world building feature it is that Imp horns are different depending on on the Imp's gender, I'm 90% sure Vivz only made it a feature for the explicit purpose for yout to tell if an Imp Character is trans or not.Which in itself is funny because logically wouldnt they also recolor their horns to fit the part? Or do transexual Imps just get a thrill of flaunting their "transness" or something???Also how did that even become a thing in Hell? Cause despite Hell's degeneracy I doubt it occured natrually there. With basically everything in Vivz Hell, they totally just ripped off human society. Some fuckass Sinner probably groomed to first Imp into becoming transexual and from there the trend started for the red guys.
>>153539073Alastor’s VA made him asexual and aromantic. Vivzie herself had to step in and clarify that he isn’t aromantic, which was weird
>>153606580Honestly I think that's one of Vivz's problems. She's way to hands off with some of the VA's for the show, which seem to like to project themselves ALOT into their characters. I mean the biggest example is Brandon Rogers as Blitzo.
athletic young blaziken siblings taking on old hag owl couple
>>153606664Would most Goetia Demons count as Dark-Flying Types? Or Dark-Psychic Types?
>>153584709this requires the JUMBO JIF
>>153606732You arent going to make a black guy coded Hellhound suck your dick... Right Anon?
>>153606715Dark-Psychicnone of them have flown yet but all got special powers
>>153606827Make?
