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>>153538734
Didn't George Foreman whoop his ass?
Timmy is powerless.

>>153538734
Will end up starting a propane buisiness.

>>153538734
No. Hank wouldn't really understand where Huey is coming from but at some point he would come to realize that Huey doesn't need a middle aged white man talking down to him about race and politics, he needs someone who can help him be more sociable and a positive member of the community rather than a budding domestic terrorist
And then Huey would become friends with Bobby or something

>>153538734
Huey is both a vastly better fighter and a much MUCH smarter person than Hank and would very likely beat the shit out of him.

I say this because Hank is horrible at discussion and often ends in “I’m gonna kick your ass” if he thinks he can’t get through. Huey would absolutely kill Hank if it came down to fists.

When it comes discussion, Huey rapes Hank even harder. He is far more well read, is far more calm, and is far more snappy. Hank often tells too much of himself, Huey would use that to his advantage.

Huey would unironically give Hank an existential crisis

>>153538871
Hank isn't going to threaten or beat a child.

>>153538859
LOLOLOLOLOLOL

>>153538859
This seems alrigh


>>153538871
>Huey is both a vastly better fighter and a much MUCH smarter person than Hank and would very likely beat the shit out of him.

This is just wrong, first of all hank wouldn't seriously discuss with huey, probably he would talk in a parental way and try to teach the Huey by building a something with him, it would make more sense to hank just to not listen huey arguments at all

>>153538859
unexpectedly good post

>>153538734
Immovable object vs unstoppable force scenario. I wanna know what Riley is doing in Arlen

>>153538884
If push came to shove against a younger person he would send Bobby to handle it.
And then both Bobby AND Hank would get their ass kicked.

>>153538908
I think its more possible for hank and his family to go to woodcrest. Throw his friends with him too because why not? Dale interacting with huey sounds interesting.

>>153538904
>parental way
Huey is far beyond that and would shut that down immediately.

Hank simply can’t hang with Huey. Huey is not gonna listen to whatever comes out of Hank’s mouth
Even in his own universe, the one and only person that CAN hang with Huey is comic only.

Huey's just a LARPer who acts big, but is ultimately perfectly happy to accept a middle class lifestyle.

>>153538907
>good post
>Huey would become friends with Bobby
It’s full retard

Also
>some point he would come to realize that Huey doesn't need a middle aged white man talking down to him about race and politics
Bullshit we’ve seen the opposite. Hank bends over backwards to try to prove his point to blacks he comes across and will obsess over it until they see things his way either directly or indirectly.

>>153538734
Nah he'll double down lol

>>153538955
He’s like 10 and in elementary school what is he gonna do?

>>153538734
I don't think so, and neither would Huey change his of course.

Now I wonder how they (and other characters) would look like in each other's show style.

>>153538976
Grow out of it, most likely.
He's middle class and comfortable. He's not about to lead a revolution.

>>153538943
Nah, you flanderized huey in your head, in the show there's a lot of times hueys stops and listen to people. He's not violent most of the time, the version of huey you have in your head would be called "corny" by the huey of the show.

It would go like this:

>huey starts preaching
>hank acts like he's listening, but he's not
>hank goes to talk to an adult about other stuff and doesn't start an argument with a child

>>153538966
I think the "white man" stuff is kinda of retarded, because Huey is a child and Hank's parental side if far stronger than his political one, he's inclined to try to tutor kids more than debate them.

One thing that would make sense is RIley, the more influenceable one to start acting like a caricature version of hank and anoy Huey, causing conflict

>>153538734
Honestly Huey and Dale would get into conspiracy theories together and end up going down the rabbithole.

>>153538734
This looks like a job for dang ol Boomhauer man, yo

>>153538871
>a much MUCH smarter person than Hank
How did you come to that conclusion?

>>153538871
You're either a nigger or a liberal, or worst, both.

People legitimately idolize Huey and don't think he's a cringe character fantasizing about a revolution that will ultimately never come, because everyone is too lazy and comfortable(and it wouldn't improve anyone's life anyway)?

>>153538871
>power scaling autism for sitcoms
JJK and Invincible has done immeasurable damage to all forms of media

>>153538998
Huey from the show is already a tremendous flandarization of Huey from the comic.
>there's a lot of times hueys stops and listen to people.
In the show Huey is practically the voice of god because there isn’t a Cesar to check him.
No one is saying Huey is violent
I am saying Hank is violent and many talks that don’t go his way ends in “I’m gonna beat your ass” Huey would demolish him if he tried.
If the person is too young, Hank isn’t above sending Bobby.

Huey is simply not listening to some Texas hick. That Texas hick does not possess the vernacular nor the intellect to try and debate Huey.

>>153538927
This man never watched King of the Hill

>>153539059
Why would Hank Hill attempt to debate a ten year old boy? I don't think you understand either of these characters.
For some reason you just want people to agree with you that Huey would "win", because you're self inserting as Huey.

>>153539059
>I am saying Hank is violent and many talks that don’t go his way ends in “I’m gonna beat your ass” Huey would demolish him if he tried.
>If the person is too young, Hank isn’t above sending Bobby.

In that episode the kid that "bullies" hank has a totally different course of actions tha Huey would take, huey would never create the situation that is needed to make hank act that way.

>>153539081
This thread is asking if Hank can change his ways which WILL require debate with that 10 year old boy.

And then that 10 year old boy will piss him off.

>>153539059
>That Texas hick does not possess the vernacular nor the intellect to try and debate Huey.
t. Reddit tourist that thinks repeating pinko talking points is a sign of intelligence or that people outside of the internet on either side of the aisle care about "debate."

Remember that scene from the show where Huey tries to talk to Grandad about the actual birthdate of Christmas, and he just gets brushed off? That's how it would go with 22 minutes of Huey trying to preach to Hank.

>>153538859
>needs someone who can help him be more sociable and a positive member of the community rather than a budding domestic terrorist
Hank could easily do that. What's with blacks and libs thinking Black guys can't take advice from white guys?

>>153539089
right, because Huey is ultimately a well behaved middle class boy, and he has an identity crisis about this.

>>153538966
>Hank bends over backwards to try to prove his point to blacks he comes across and will obsess over it until they see things his way either directly or indirectly
When? He had an overly emotional black guy spread a rumor he's racist and told Chris Rock he was a clown. What other black characters does he interact with?

>>153539095
Change his ways, and admit that a ten year old boy is right to want a race war?
no, I don't think Hank Hill would do that. He'd ask to speak to his parents.

>>153539095
I created the thread with that text, but I really just wanted to talk about how hank would interact with huey. Its okay for me if hank doesn't change huey political views. But with enough exposure Huey would certainly be influenced by Hank if they were neighbors. He is what tom was in his first apparition, a good role model

>>153538734
Did you watch the conclusion to Huey's show?
He himself becomes disillusioned and retires from activism beyond keeping his immediate circle from self-imposed troubles, even there he's resigned to an early warning or bulletproof vest when he knows where it's going despite his efforts.
I can't see why Hank would care to intervene in that.

>>153539101
This thread isn’t asking of 22 minutes of Huey preaching to Hank.
It’s asking if Hank can preach enough to Huey to make him change his ways and he simply wont.

Further we have seen what happens when a frustrated Hank can’t get through he will pink, seethe, and hit or pink, seethe, and run off hoping someone he can go to someone else who can take care of it.

>>153539127
Huey is a child. In no situation is Hank ever going to talk to a child as if he was an equal.

>>153539014
Huey knows what a jpeg is.

>>153539136
>It’s asking if Hank can preach enough to Huey to make him change his ways and he simply wont.

It doesn't, it asking if hank would be able to change Huey commie ways, "preaching" isn't implied at all. And who cares? The clear intention is to talk about how a crossover would go.

>>153539156
>preaching" isn't implied at all.
Yes the fuck it is.
Hank will need to TALK to huey to change his ways which means preaching.

>>153539127
>I wrote that text but I didn’t MEEEAN it
Shut the fuck up, bitch.

>>153539175
You don't need to preach to change someone, you can set a good example, dialogue with him and even tutor him. Not every dialogue between people who disagree is preaching.

>>153539203
>Huey
>Tutor

You have lost your mind

>>153539203
No I do not think Huey is changing his ways be being near a few redneck BBQs either.

>>153539103
>What's with blacks and libs thinking Black guys can't take advice from white guys?
One of the most succesful CIA psyops. I'd even put it above the crack epidemic

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The commie in this thread is fucking wrong and he knows it. Neither Hank nor Huey would ever escalate any conversation they had to violence

>>153538871
>If you read enough retarded humanities books you can totally own everyone with facts and logic
Imagine still being this retarded in 2026 lmao

>>153539217
I Think the moment some crazy shenanigans happen and damage their house in some way Hank would spawn like a mad wolf looking for meat only with the intention to repair their house for free and help them, I think that contrast between woodcrest and KOTH arlen way of living would really influence huey, at least enough to think "hank is fine". A lot of times Huey shows that he values a sense of community, in the episode where grandpa is annoyed by the rapper guy's parties he preachs to them that they should solve it by more neighborish ways, and hank is the person who would do that. Hank is the sense of community that Huey seeks in some episodes.

This is the same redditor who kept bringing up KotH just so he coould flex his hate boner for a state he clearly has never been to.

>>153539257
It’s more so
>If you read enough books you can totally own everyone with facts and logic.
Hank is an immature mental toddler compared to Huey.

>>153539276
What's weirder, liberals hating texas even though they claim to love Mexican culture? Or liberals hating the south while claiming to care about the black community?

>>153539256
Do you call everyone a commie or do you have tourettes?

>>153539320
>Immature
How so? Hank is legitimately talented at carpentry, woodworking, and shows an ability to understand science with how autistic he is about propane. Not just any dummy can do stuff like replace septic tanks, give Hank some credit

>>153539101
Hank isn't like that though. He bites the bait, he gets pulled in. He'd absolutely start srguing with Huey when he calls Reagan the Devil.

>>153539325
They arent exactly known for the ability to give deeper thought to anything. For example: >153539332

>>153539237
The CIA didn't even do the crack epidemic shit, it was a random contra that decided selling drugs was more profitable than killing commies.

>>153539344
No anon, You dont understand. Hank doesnt have a degree in social studies, ipso facto he's a dumb redneck who we should lynch for disagreeing with his ivory tower betters.

>>153539371
>Hank doesnt have a degree in social studies
You know now that you mention this, Hank probably does have a really comprehensive understanding of American history even if he doesn't have any degree. He legitimately could enlighten Huey on things

>>153539103
anon suggested that would be what happens though?

>>153539150
I see.
Well Hank knows more about propane than Huey, ergo Hank is smarter than Huey.

>>153539344
He fails to regulate himself in the heat of an argument, at times threatening violence or acting on it. He does not have the maturity to hold a conversation with Huey without turning punk and bursting into flames…Especially if the goal is to change HUEY’s mind. Huey will dissect Hank verbally, possibly destroy him mentally and all the knowledge on propane can’t help him.

>>153539347
He'd talk to Robert, and then probably make Huey seethe, because he'd get along with Robert.

>>153539475
No he doesn’t. That’s one of the reasons some of the jokes with Redcorn even work.
Hank is ignorant to all but the surface level history of his country.
Hank is a definitely a Columbus household.
Huey would easily out talk Hank on American History

>>153539532
You're missing the part where Huey is a child, and Hank is never going to seriously engage in debate with a child.
As for racial politics, look at any episode with John Redcorn, where Hank almost doesn't comprehend what he's saying, and definitely doesn't care, because it's outside of his particular window of priorities.

>>153539603
You are missing the point that this thread is asking if Hank can change Huey’s ways. Which means he has to seriously engage in debate with that child.
And if he tries that, Huey is going to melt Hank’s mind.

Either way, im glad we can both agree that the clear answer is that Hank cannot change Huey’s ways.

>>153539639
>you can only change people by debating them

that's dumb.

>>153539658
As I said earlier, going to a few redneck bbqs isn’t changing Huey’s mind either.

>>153539502
He specifically said Huey doesn't need advice from a white guy though. That kind of excludes Hank's advice

>>153539658
>you can only change people by debating them
Don't most people tie their ideals to their identity and refuse to change those ideals no matter what new data comes in because it would be mentally taxing for them?
People who actually modify their views based on data tend to be rare, from what I vaguely remember reading.
Unfortunately, if this is true, it does lead one down the 'people are NPCs route of thinking. That's dangerous.

>>153539588
>>153539603
>Hank is ignorant to John Redcorn's perspective and American history
What show are you fags watching? Redcorn is routinely portrayed as a crybaby bitch for his whining about the white man and Hank just doesn't have white guilt, not a complete lack of empathy from natives

>>153539475
I'd say more of a history of Texas but yeah he would.

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>153539532
You fail to regulate your commie bullshit in ANY situation.

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>>153539687
Adding to you, John Redcorn rides on Hank's dick and gets in despair the moment he thinks hank wants his nay nay.

>>153539736
Doesn't the show bible even establish that Hank could kick Redcorn's ass of it came to that? The mac daddy of Heimlich county isn't someone to mess with

>>153539639
you so badly want this win, where Huey is so based and smart he wins over Hank Hill, and that is a fundamental misunderstanding of both characters.
Please graduate school before you come back here.

>>153539777
>People say "In a one-on-one, always bet on Hank."

>>153539687
Right, it goes over Hank's head. As far as Hank is concerned Recorn is his Indian neighbor, who says funny Indian things. He's operating on a different plane altogether.

>>153538734
Huey can't change in that it would require him to accept that he is wrong.

>>153539828
>he wins over Hank hill.
Again. Huey is playing defense here.
It’s not about if Huey can win
It’s if Hank can win.
It’s if Hank can change Huey’s mind.
He absolutely cannot.

>>153539856
It doesn't go over his head though. He just knows redcorn is wrong

Boy I tell you what.
Niggers.

>>153538871
Huey jobbed to Toms body and Tom wasnt even an athlete in his teens

>>153538859
Hank would probably have Huey help him with a couple projects. Huey was really good at building and fixing shit.
Hank could probably teach him how to take a motor apart and put it back together if Huey didn’t already know how to do that

>>153538871
Huey lost every fight except the ones with Riley

>>153540261
>Huey has a nigger moment and gets shot by police while Hank just stands there
Kino

>>153540408
>police overreact
>shoot Huey
>he survives
>Huey reflects on how he became the stereotype he hated
>Hank opens his eyes to police brutality
>they get along
>the end

>>153538734
Hank is usually the one who gets changed by the people around him
>Cotton is visiting and says something racist to Huey
>Huey stands up for himself but Hank just rationalizes it as Cotton being rude to everyone
>Hank takes Huey out fishing with Bobby to try and nudge him out of his rebellious phase
>Cotton calls Huey a niglet and Hank realizes it was racism
>Huey learns to take his mind off politics every once in a while
>Hank learns to be more aware of racism
>Bill kills himself offscreen
>roll credits

>>153538734
By season 3, Huey's depressed and has accepted the world and people around him are shit. He doesn't have anything to say to anyone anymore. Left to his own devices, all he'll do is fine a quiet spot to read. Hank wouldn't know anything's wrong with him, and Huey wouldn't be motivated enough to engage with Hank.

>>153538734
>Now hwait just a cotton-pickin' minute, buster Brown, I am not racist.
>...You serious?

>>153538734
Yes. Then Huey would have an identity crisis when he realizes that all of his communities problems are because of themselves and get depressed and Hank would have to convince him that the important thing is he gets to be different and that anyone in America can follow their dreams and he would join the Young Republican National Federation.

>>153538871
It's this but /co/ won't like it.

>>153538998
I think it would go more like this:
> Riley is terrorizing the neighborhood, rides by on his tricycle and squirts bill with a squirt gun causing Dale to laugh hysterically.
> Tell y'what man, you talk'n bout ol' little hoodlums, man, y'know ain't no prejudice 'bout it, man, just like who's-it said, talkin' bout content of their character, need some role models and discipline, man, talkin' bout some soap bubbles in your mouth ol watch your language.
> Hank concurs, but says it's natural for young boys to be a little excited moving into a new neighborhood and he'll talk to the boy's Father if thinga don't settle down soon.
> Heh-heh I busted a cap in yo' ass, Nigguh!
> The guys all drop their beers
> That does it, no got-dang way am I putting up with that!
> Hank goes to talk to Riley's Dad, is surprised to see he's raised by Grandad. Tried to be understandable about of supervision due to his age. Grandad is surprisingly accommodating and whoops Riley's ass with a belt, making Hank slightly uncomfortable.
> At dinner, Hank tells the family he's not sure about that new family, Peggy insists he should be open minded about their cultural differences and Bobby relays some acedotes about the boys from school that sour Hank's opinion further
> Hank finally sees Huey in the alleyway and tried to give him a polite nod but Huey makes a crack about White people lowering property values when black people stand around drinking in the street but raise them when they get to do it.
> Hank bristles and rebukes Huey's assertion.
> Huey makes some additional assertions that stupify Hank before jogging off
> Hank complains to the guys and they all sort of affirm what he says while adding in funny nonsequiters
> Hank later sees Huey lodging some kind of demonstration about Propane killing the environment
> Hank gets into an argument with Huey again. The police get called because liberal onlookers they think Huey is being turned into the next Trayvon Martin.

>>153542560
> Hank attempts to explain himself to the police and is surprised when Huey backs him up and also says the liberal onlookers are dumb and have a White Savior complex
> Grandad and Riley show up to collect Huey and Riley starts telling the police that Hank called him a monkey and threatened to hang him from a tree and he's die financial compensation. Grandad beats his ass.
> Grandad scolds Huey and tells him he has to help Hank at Stricland as penitence both to not cause waves in the new neighborhood and because he's hoping Strickland will give them a deal on Propane if he does
> Hank and Huey have a strained working relationship with Huey gradually coming around as various tell life examples occur before him that prove Hank knew what he was talking about. Hank tells Huey that anyone can write things in a book but only a few people actually get hands on experience and that's why they say some things sound good in theory but not in practice.
> Eventually Huey converts to Hank's East of thinking and begins to respect him, he and Hank bond while polishing propane tanks.
> I'm the distance Riley rides by on his scooter trying to act gangster but accidentally crashes into a telephone poll
> Hank in Huey in unison: "That boy ain't right."

>>153539150
Hank knows how to rebuild a car's transmission and can build a house from scratch (confirmed in the doghouse episode when it started as a scale model of an actual house he wanted to build.)

Hank's knowledge of skilled crafts that are far more technical and useful would easily place him higher on an intelligence scale.

>>153539237
True. Same with women.

>>153539320
That's also not necessarily true.

>>153539532
That was really only a thing in the pitch/pilot which quickly evaporated by episode 2. Regardless, sometimes a bout of fisticuffs is the answer. We wouldn't see a vast majority of smarmieness of people had the idea that they might get hit by somebody of they screw with them too badly. It's the same principal for why children who are spanked grow up to be more responsible and well behaved, because they have that idea of consequences in their head. Children who were never spanked tend to act out and misbehave more as well as be lazier because they know the worst thing that will happen is someone will yell at them for a minute while they disassociate in their head and then they won't have to deal with it afterward.

>>153539588
The only time a joke like that happened was when Hank asked John Redcorn for some Indian mumbo jumbo to tell the Straight Arrow kids while they were in the woods and brushed him off when he tried to say: "that's sacred, White people can't talk about muh nonsense."

>>153539888
He certainly can because Hank would die Huey a real example of his beliefs working and Huey wouldn't be able to. Even if he tried to pull that: "you stole muh resources!" stuff Hank would just calmly run him through why that's asinine and explain all of the things they could do and have at their disposal.

He would then demonstrate an example of someone trying to better themselves and the real world things they would do and mindset they would have them contrast that with someone who's a slacker/whiner/wants a handout and ask him if he's honestly met someone in the former category that hasnt succeeded and if the people who haven't are in the later category and Huey, being someone who at least has integrity, would be forced to admit that Hank is right and rethink his life.

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>>153542624
Huey can craft his own high grade offensive tech and has mastery knowledge of various chemical compounds.
He is absolutely smarter than some hick propane autist. You have lost your minds.

>>153543200
He's just an"hick propane austist" until he builds a propane armor, after that he's a threat to society

>>153538734
Not really. Huey is too young and convinced of the rottenness of the world that Hank wouldn’t be able to get through at all. The most he could do is shoe he can understand why Huey feels the way he does, since Hank isn’t ignorant and understands the world is very unfair both to minorities and to the youth, and in the process show Huey that he doesn’t have to treat all middle aged white men as the enemy. But that’s the best it could go, really.

>>153543200
That was a popular infographic getting shared around the internet back in like 2006-ish. He just followed basically a YouTube tutorial that was pretty straightforward, of that because there used to also be a website where you could just order the glove itself, too.

Hank has built a boat, a house, welded 10ft+ tall statues out of metal, and replaced e tore housing systems heating systems with one that uses a highly flammable liquid to gas conversion process on top of being HazMat certified. He's much more knowledgeable.

>>153539095
>if Hank can change his ways which WILL require debate
breh. were you born yesterday?