Ok, I'll tell ya.You are the worst person I know, you constantly hit on your best friend's wife, the man pays for your food and rescued you from certain death and this is how you repay him? And to add insult to injury you defecate all over his yard, and your such a sponge. You pay for nothing and you always say "Uugh, catch ya later." but later never comes! And what really bothers me is that you pretend your this deep guy who loves women for their souls, but all you do is date bimbos. Yeah, I date women for their bodies, but at least I'm honest about it. I don;t buy them a copy of Catcher in the Rye and then lecture them with some 7th grade interpretation about Holden Caulfield being some profound intellectual, he wasn't! He was a spoiled brat, and that's why you like him so much, he's you. God you're pretentious, and you delude yourself by thinking you're some great writer even though your terrible. You know, I should've known Cheryl Tiegs didn't write you that note, she would've known there is no 'a' in the word definite. And, I think what I hate most about you? Your Textbook Liberal Agenda, how we should "Legalize pot man..." how big business is crushing the underclass, and how homelessness is the biggest tragedy in America, well what have you done to help? I work down at the soup kitchen, Brian. Never seen you down there! You wanna to help? Grab a ladle! And by the way, driving a Prius doesn't mean your Jesus Christ, oh, wait! You don't believe in Jesus Christ or any religion for that matter, because "religion is for idiots". Well who the hell are you to talk down to anyone, you failed college twice, but isn't as nearly as bad as your failure as a father, hows your son of your's that you never see? But you know what? I could forgive all of that, all of it, if you weren't such a bore! That's the worst of it Brian, your just a big, sad, alcoholic bore. *sigh*See you Brian, thanks for the fucking steak.
>>153542768>That's the worst of it Brian, your just a big, sad, alcoholic bore. *sigh*At that point they should've cut back to Brian >. . . . Well, at least I'm not a rapist. Quag punches him. End scene.
Congratulations, you got baited by Seth. Would you like to post "Normal Words but a Horse Guy" next?
>>153542808Unironically that would be better because we wouldn't have those thread,It would be fun seeing Brian get punched and we wouldn't have retards like >>153542906Who think it was to trick to made viewers seethe even though they have been turning Quagmire into the "good and boring Guy" of Peter clique
>>153542768it's so weird when family guy gets serious like that only to go back to peter playing hungry hungry hippos
>>153542768This rant was REALLY fucking annoying and he didn't even point out the actually annoying things about Brian.Zero out of ten.
>>153542768>I could forgive all of that, all of it, if you weren't such a bore!way to kill your own moralfag rant quagmire, shit the bed right at the finish line
>>153542768The irony is that Quagmire became the bigger bore since now he's just the straight man and obsessed with cats.
>>153542768He's bad, but Giant Peter and Giant Lois just let it happen in front of them and did nothing.
>>153542768>>153542808>Well, at least I'm not a rapist.Yes, he is.
>>153543286That's sexual assault, not rape.
>>153543310potato potato
>>153543310Ok.>inb4 it's a dog doesn't countThere's an entire episode where Brian makes it a point that crimes against dogs are on the same level as against humans.Also he tricked a blind chick that dislikes dogs, which isn't really a crime, but pretty scummy still.
>>153543487>>inb4 it's a dog doesn't countthat greyhound is not anthropomorphized, so it doesn't count.
>>153543510Read the rest of the post.https://youtube.com/watch?v=miuytNUEmbU
>>153542768I hate nightmare being treated like this
>>153542808Quagmire is also a pedophile.
>>153543310>rejecting unwanted advances is not rapetrue, sexual harassment is not rape, YETpretend you're a normal functional human and some fat hog comes in for a smoochwhat do?
>>153542768This coming November, that episode will be 17 years old. How are people still mad about it? Are you stunted?
>>153543286Brian got punched and then beaten up by Peter there was comeuppance. It also ended Brian's whole thing with Lois from the earlier seasons.
>>153544986Up until the body switching episode where Brian banged Lois in Peter's body.
>people hate the rant cause brain is their le genius atheist self insert
>>153544935>17 years holy crap
>>153542768>start watching Family Guy for the first time in 15+ years>Peter is depicted as a transvestite every other episode as a "joke">Stewie is hardcore gay, unironically >Brian is a sociopathWhat the fuck happened to this show?
>>153547172A lethal combination of flanderization and abysmal writing
>>153542808It'll always come down to this for me. I get what they were going for.It's fun to see an asshole tear into a douche. To watch the abrasive take on the performative, so to speak.But Glenn just wasn't really that character
>>153542768>The joke is SEXUAL ASSAULT :D Do Gen Xers really?
>>153542768I really want to know who pitched this joke and the reaction in the room as he described it
>>153542973Only autists take Family Guy seriously.
>>153547142lois
>>153547378>But Glenn just wasn't really that characterThis. The episode made me hate Brian because he genuinely cared about the opinion of a godless freak.
>>153542906>Congratulations, you got baited by Seth.The scene in OP never even aired. There's actually a good chance Seth saw it and was like "no we can't air this shit".Seth has good relationships with people like Matt Groening.
>>153547378It really doesnt help that the rest of the episode was a constant repeat of >brian trying to do a thing>for whatever reason its the worst thing ever because quagmire suddenly has some nonsense sob story tangentially related to the thingIt would have been way funnier if in the end those were all just lies he made up to either try to not have to deal with brian or just straight up piss him off
>>153542768>webmThat's hot
>>153542973That was only something Family Guy did during its teen seasons that they eventually dropped. The series is exclusively silly jokes and extended commentary on relatable mundanities now
>>153551410thisfamily guy is best when it's whimsical
>>153543578PFFFT AHAHAHAHAHa the fucking retards used Romanian for "Outside" instead of Spanish or Mexican.You know using different languages for foreign characters should be a thing, it beats having American cocksuck mexicans all day. You'd think they're in love with them or something by always featuring their rancid corrupted version of latin all day. Hah imagine if we replaced all the mexican featured words with latin.
>>153551559>cocksucking out of NOWHERE
Oh like Apu wouldn't do that same thing to Lois.
>>153543487It's never implied she didn't consent here.
>>153542768lol Glenn is such a hypocrite
>>153543175Both are fitting actually. Brian can't accept Quagmire doesn't like him, and he's trying to frame himself as a great guy worth getting to know, so Quagmire tears that false notion down; however he's not morally sound himself, he's a terrible and flawed man, but he at least is meant to be entertaining. He's not correct about it, but he sees it as being worthy apparently. He's a rapist but in "the funny way", a concept that doesn't morally exist but is still around in some capacity or else characters like Quagmire wouldn't even exist.
>>153545412No they hate the rant because it's a character teardown unearned by all parties including the setting itself. Family is full of "hilariously" terrible characters, and to make a big blowup about it and go back to fuck-all character worth, just for shallow "I clapped!" moments, is going to cause some eye rolling. Nobody really gives a shit these days though it's just engagement bait.
>>153542768And these faggots dare to criticize anime for sexualization
>>153551559>it beats having American cocksuck mexicans all day.They shouldn't have formed an economy on exploiting their neighbors, blame that.
>>153551983don't read a history book about what they did to their own people before we came </3
>>153551996The whataboutism doesn't really mean anything here; before we came as you say would you say they're cocksucking their own people?
>>153550036On the commentary, Seth claimed that it was Fox that refused to air it, and he was pissed about it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8H-cB-l3O-4
>>153552009everybody was cocksucking everybody to the best of their ability (still are, rules just changed), america was just the best at it at the point the modern world and its sensibilities solidified. we essentially "lost" the game of hot potato (we got the delicious potato but now suffer the burn of judgement).it doesn't make america's actions moral. but it's weird to act like every single other culture were somehow pure victims that never did the same to any internal or external groups, instead of fellow abusers that got bigger-fished
>>153551612Why would he?Manjula is way hotter and fertile than Lois
>>153543487>isn't really a crime, but pretty scummy still.That is a crime that's rapeTricking someone into sleeping with you is absolutely a crime anon
