>I don't get you. First you're hot, then you're cold.>Bart, there are some things you just don't understand about women. And I will never tell you what they are.
>>153546016Nice period joke. Stay tasteful, writers.
>character voiced by Sarah SilvermanInto the trash it goes.
For me it's Jessica
>>153546304Nikki was clearly supposed to be Jessica 2.0 but worse because it was Zombie Simpsons.
Nikki is a fucking cocktease, prime mesugaki
>>153546016Would love to have both sucking my cock at the same time
The first R34 of Nikki was on Paheal in a few hours of the episode airing, I remember it.
>>153546016thebiglebowski8yearoldsdude.gif
>>153546016bart should have went for krusty's daughter
>>153546298There's also that one daughter of Cletus that is voiced by Zooey Deschanel and they do a parody of some Woody Allen movie I forgot the name of
>>153546298>Sarah Silverman's entire careerinto the trash it goes
>>153546016It's frankly unrealistic that Bart has dated more than a dozen girls and none of them are into his phat ass. Girls also like ass
>>153547435What about his fat cock and balls?
>>153547435See >>153547094
>>153546016this was one of the last episodes written by the two doofus failed romcom writers Don Payne and John Frink before the former bit the dust
>>153546016I really feel like if they wanted to do Bart romance stories they'd need to age him up. He's 10 years old.Same with Lisa. Don't get why they call her 8 when they write her like she's at least 14
>>153547866Note that they mostly stopped doing these episodes after >>153547577 died
>>153547866I think the biggest obstacle is the character design. They're just too iconic to be meddled with except for one-off episodes.Even way back in the golden era they often had stories or moments made for older characters, especially Lisa as the intellectual mouthpiece of the writers.
>>153546016The sad thing is, this is the last episode of the Simpsons I liked
>>153549094was that before or after the screaming catapiller?
>>153547866>Don't get why they call her 8 when they write her like she's at least 14Lisa becomes President of the United States and Bart becomes a Supreme Court Judge. Even Homer is some super genius when they take the crayon out of his brain so Homer and his kids are all basically mega geniuses in show canon.
>>153547577>John FrinkIt's a bit meta when Professor Frink is writing for Simpson episodes himself.
>>153547435Not a single girl chooses a man's ass as their favorite feature.
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