>”I’d say I had the weirdest dream…but it probably wasn’t a dream, was it?”
Bump if you're reading.
>>153549541I do like this little humanizing moment. Like nah, even they aren't following this shit 100%
>”My name is John Henry Irons. And I am the American Dream.”
And that's it. If you liked these, support your LCS or whatever.
>>153549611>yo I know your world got blown up before your own eyes and your mother sacrificed herself for you, but have you ever suffered?Jo continues to be the worst thing about this comic.
Black Adam wank is worse than Joker wank.
Absolute Cringe
>>153549617This series has completely derailed and I don't understand why.
>>153549843Yeah, it's ridiculous that whatever bullshit Jo wnet through is somehow worse than losing your entire planet and species in the blink of an eye
>>153549843>>153550090Fools. You're so eager in tripping over yourselves to hate Jo that you're losing the capacity to understand straightforward dialogue. She's just flipping his words to the ends of saying>I'm about to beat your ass really hard
>>153549580Stupid sexy alien bird man>>153549723I like Hawkman's grumpy old man energy in thisAlso Black Adam being told about a prophecy by that Phantom Stranger (Raven?) at all seems a bit fucked up no
>>153549723impressive as hell that Steel isn't mush right now. he really is a genius engineer if he's still alive
>>153550423Batman wouldn't survive this >>153549714
>>153549726i hate how Absolute Shazam looks like every Shazam ever.
>>153550493I think you meant Black Adam?
>>153550493That’s Black Adam
>>153550314A bit confused but in a way that keeps me looking forward to the next issue. Superman's been fun to keep up with.I liked this week's AGL too, but it's funny how even the characters in the story aren't too sure about everything. Sad that Limbo's confirmed dead for sure now, but I love everything about that branch Jo's ex-wife is part of. The sci fi stuff I'm just barely managing to get through my head, I'm mostly rolling forward with it, confused about what they're trying to set up.
>>153549639Hey, he's just like me....
>>153549692>>153549694Ra's Al Ghoul was weak and his delusions of grandeur blinded him and allowed him to forsake the fundamentals of the Absolute universe. Talia on the other hand may prove to be stronger, and a new vacancy just opened on the Justice League.
>>153549715Did Superman punch Adam's beard off?
>>153550775I think he fizzled it off here>>153549697
>Still no update on Lex
>>153550832I'm sure he's fine
>>153549587The art more implies Re's mum gave him the flame but I guess that could be the point
>>153550832He has gotten PTSD, so on top of being evil like regular Lex, he's also eating his own weight in food everyday and now looks like Amanda Waller
>>153549697Black Adam, using a Shakespeare quote when he probably doesn't even know who Shakespeare is is a bit hacky, but we are dealing with Adam
>>153551089dealing with Aaron*
>>153549726I guess this is supposed to be a Reing of Supermen reference, with these four being our "Supermen"?
>>153551032Maybe birdman there just feels like he was greedy for even accepting the light at all.
>>153549580>Moving way to fast.We are in the 2rd issue of the 3rd volume, and, never saw some of the lights in action
>>153549951I think it is because of the soft reboot.
>>153549617Y'know if any other character was to break free of Re's manipulation/domination I might be cheering but since it's the mess known as Jo I really don't care.
>>153549603Ayo it's my nigga Salaak
>>153549714Bruce is happy that he doesn't have to deal with that shit
>>153552228>has to fight 2 Patlabors and 3 Knight Sabers in a months timehue~
>>153549611>Your mother, everyone you loved, your civilization, your species, your planet, died in front of your eyes and you've been hunted down by space despots ever since, but your suffering is nothing compared to mine, for I am a lesbian! A BLACK LESBIAN!
>>153550314>Phantom Stranger (Raven?)They seem to have combined the two, Adam Strange and Shade the Changing man were also combined
Someone please take storytiming duties away from OP.
>>153553476why, what'd he do wrong?
They should have made Hal or John the protag. Nobody cares about Jo.
>>153549590I really like this chuuni Tomar Re.
>>153549527I’m only doing this because the voices tell me to.
>>153549617Last month's AGL was weird, and not in a good way, but this issue was great. I'm greatly enjoying all this "yeah well fuck YOUR deep lore especially" back and forth between the different factions.
I know they're trying to keep the number of Absolute books compact and focused, which is overall a good thing, but it really feels like GL should've been split into two separate books
>>153549704ELITES BADBAAAAAWTHEY WON’T LET YOU KILL BABIES
>>153553825They're juggling things a good deal worse than others. AWW and ABM both had people fully okay with side stories or the like since they built the world up well. AGL ping pongs between lore and character focus
>>153553508he's butthurt at combined storytimes for some godforsaken reason
>>153554426Hmm. I find them convenient when I'm following all or most of a line or theme, like these Absolute threads, but I don't care for most X-Men stuff nowadays so when I wanna look at one book of the bunch, it's annoying to go through the whole X-Storytime.Still, this is better than single threads for each book. Just wasteful.
>>153551032She absolutely did. She's bird-feeding him. He's just guilty.
>>153555060Reminds me of Jo feeding Hal.
>>153554426>>153554807This is how cartoons easily took over the board. Comic readers are massive pussies.
>>153555724I don't give a fuck about that, I come here to talk about the books I read once a week and then dip until the following week, having the 2-3 books in this line in one thread is convenient since it's clearly all the same people reading each one too
>>153555817>I don't give a fuck about thatYou should. At this rate, there will be nobody to talk with.
>>153555817Don't reply to the clear bait, she does this every time and says the same arguments. Don't worry about her, she's harmless
>>153549626People knew it was him from the solicits
>>153549626absolute supes variant covers:Absolute Superman #19 Cover B Jeff Dèkal VariantAbsolute Superman #19 Cover C Chuma Hill VariantAbsolute Superman #19 Cover D Haining VariantAbsolute Superman #19 616 Comics Björn Barends Variant
>>153549532Weird how buff Guy, John and Tomar Re are.
>>153549709their capes make for some beautiful artwork
>>153558042Enlightenment makes you buff
>>153549582>>153549617>The only one explaining what is actually going on.>Gets punched
>>153556634>she
>>153558162Well, the light made his mother beautiful...
>>153558862>he doesn't know
>>153559023>heNow you got it.
