X-Men R.I.P.?Comics in this thread:>X-Men #29>Cyclops #4>Storm: Earth's Mightiest Mutant #4>Wade Wilson: Deadpool #4>Jubilee: Deadly Reunion>CGD 2026: Armageddon/X-Men
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Ha, missed.
This page in the last issue was confirmed to be a fakeout >>153050213, but now we know how Psylocke did it.
Save your makeout session until after the arc is over, okay?
I wish they'd picked a better story for the Cyclops mini. This is the second time they've sent Scott out into the wilderness for his solo book. It's lazy.
Oh no, not this. I can’t look…
>The robot ship was just a bad dreamErr…
Nope, we’re still on the ship.
>>153550341Well it's either separate him from his team or team-up with his family
If you’re going to go through with this, can you at least make sure that they forget this entire incident please? No? Okay then.
Everyone except Hank seems to be infected.
>”You are a newborn.”huh
I guess Hank is going to beat it by boring it to death with everything there is to know.
Only one issue left of this arc...
letters>Brevoort is considering bringing back ExodusPlease don't, just let him mourn Hope in peace.
New month, new editorial pages.>Officially confirmation that the release schedules are going to be acceleratedBrevoort is trying to push this to get some hype, but the truth is that the X-Office are required to release a set amount of issues each month and because all of Marvel’s ongoings keep getting canceled, this is how they’re going to accomplish that.>Uncanny #29 brings the Graymalkin saga to a climaxSo the prison is officially gone soon?
We continue our new section about sharing fun facts of the people who work on the X-Books, this time focusing on Tony S. Daniel.And now for Cyclops.
Last issue, Scott and Mei reached the Quinjet wreckage to look for Scott’s spare glasses so that he would be able to see again and deal with Donald Pierce’s mining operation powered by mutant teenagers. Unfortunately for them, Tearjerker (now upgraded thanks to stripping the Reaver Endzone’s parts) had already got there before them and smashed the glasses. But before Tearjerker could capture them, another Reaver known as Blitz Tempo grabs Mei and tells Tearjerker that she reported him to Donald Pierce for having stripped Endzone’s parts while he was alive. Mei used this opportunity to use what Scott had taught her to free herself…but ended up accidentally smashing Blitz Tempo to her death, causing her to flee in terror from the Quinjet wreckage and getting captured by Donald Pierce (again). Scott - being finally fed up with the Reavers - decides to blast Tearjerker and drag his broken cyborg body away, so that he could begin scrapping him for parts…
I’m surprised that Tearjerker can still communicate despite being busted up that badly.
>First has to deal with kid that pesters him with questions about Krakoa>Now has to deal with a broken Reaver that pesters him with bad anti-mutant jokes Scott really wishes he was somewhere else.
>”Mr. Pierce and I go back a long way. He despises weakness.”No, he’s still salty that he never was able to conquer Albania.
Alright, back to the minecrafters.
Get roasted
That’s the last of the Reavers. Let’s get to Pierce then.
Oh no, not Alvin!
>Metal of the GodsWait, so he was mining for Adamantine this entire time? But he was possessed by it in Wolverine >>147387783, so what is his goal with it this time?
And now for Storm: Earth’s Mightiest Mutant.
Last month, Storm found out that one of the mutants in the Storm Sanctuary had been mysteriously murdered. But before she would attempt to find out who did it, she was teleported away to the edge of the DC universe(!?) by a person wearing an astronaut suit, revealed to be a variant of Storm’s mom N'Daré. Alt-N'Daré revealed that the reason why she has teleported Storm away from her universe is because it was dying, and that there was no way Storm could stop it from happening. Elsewhere, Death has turned Doctor Voodoo into her avatar to aid her mission to end all life. Voodoo raised the wraiths of the X-Men, Gorr, Knull and Hadad to attack Orun, with the goal of killing the Elder God of Light Olorun, so that his wraith could be recruited into Death’s army…
>Alt-N’Dare wants to create a new universe after Death has destroyed itHow exactly? Do you have Molecule Man's powers or what?
>”It’s been done with astounding accuracy before…after the Secret Wars.”I think in-universe it’s just called “the Incursion”, not “Secret Wars”.
But now we focus on Olympian stuff, which should have been completely scrapped the moment this was confirmed to be a 5 issue miniseries.
Because this comic loves to jump between moments a lot, here’s this scene from House of X #5.
>Hickman’s Giant-Size X-Men referenceIs Ayodele bringing back the original version of Hickman's Giant-Size plot where Storm was actually pregnant with T'Challa's kid?
These damn sound effects are going to be the end of me.
>JJK referenceNo.
Look, it’s Furaha. Or a grown-up alternate future version of her, I guess.In case you didn’t recognize the reality number, it’s the same one from Ayodele’s I Am Iron Man mini.>https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Earth-61391
>Ayodele misread the issue where Thor fought Zeus and did not finish the arc to see that Zeus survived and was taken to AsgardAre you fucking serious. Is this really the reason to how Zeus was appearing in Storm despite being trapped on Asgard? Wow.
denied
>>153550511Next level incompetence
RIP Olympus, I guess.
We only have like one issue left of this thing, and with the amount of plots that this comic is juggling, I’m really wondering how the hell Ayodele is going to wrap anything up without ending in an absolute disaster (because we all know it will be disappointing).
And now for Wade Wilson: Deadpool.
Previously, Wade saved Hammerhead’s mook that he had ordered a hit on and attempted to extort Hammerhead for money, only for his men to immediately snipe Wade and kill the mook, meaning that Wade failed to prevent the omen. Wade was then stripped and taken to a boat outside of New York, where Hammerhead tortured him by cutting up parts of him to use as fish bait, with the goal of making Wade squeal about the omens. Just as Hammerhead realizes that Wade was not going to give anything up, he ends up fishing up a shark that had swallowed a bottle containing another omen meant for Wade to prevent. And to make sure Wade learns to not mess with him again, Hammerhead decides to kill Blind Al!
I miss Krakoa
Sorry Wade, you have to stay in the trunk.
Jeez editor’s note, stop being salty.
OH SHI-
That’s right, fill them with lead Blind Al.
...Oh. That was quick.Why did you steal her diary though?
Back to this flashback again. Will we get the answers?
>>153550579Is it... written in braille??
This anon got his question answered >>153340582.
So they succeeded with their job. Okay, what happened to Ellie then?
>The suitcase contained a black hole and Ellie got sucked into itoh.Well…look on the bright side. Percy had Beast die the same way at the end of X-Force and he ended up surviving. So the odds of Ellie surviving are still good. I think.
>The omen that Hammerhead got was also written in Blind Al’s diaryWait…
>Blind Al was the one sending the omens the whole timeSince when did you become Destiny?
And now for Jubilee: Deadly Reunion.
And now for something else. It’s AAPI Heritage Month, which means that Marvel has released another Marvel’s Voices special to go alongside it. This time around it’s focused on Jubilee, because she pretty much doesn’t do anything in Uncanny X-Men. In this special, Jubilee gets an unexpected visit from her long-lost cousin! But who is he, and why has he returned?
Oh shit, it’s Aunt Hope again. I would've been sort of disappointed if she didn’t get a mention.>https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Hope_Lee_(Earth-616)
Did you really have to break into the house? Now they’re going to fight you.
>”Your aunt Hope -- my mother -- is missing.”It’s a good thing that you made sure to tell the wiki editors reading this that she’s your mom.
>A mid-level admin for Hong Kong’s government>With their own private jet>And has access to cell phone recordsHmmm
>Agent DecibelYou're sure you're not a SHIELD agent or something?
fail
Of course the old woman was always inside some shady tea house in her leisure time.
>"Stop. Your Cantonese hurts my ears."That's not very nice.
>T-O VirusNot again
>Jubilee got infected tooNyooooo
T-O virus defeated. Let's go home.
And we end with an interview with Yang.
And now we wait for CGD 2026: Armageddon/X-Men.
>>153550341It's fine r/xmen fag
>>153550735are CGD books even getting digital releases?
>>153550893Dark Horse did release their two books, so most likely. >>153466697
>>153550643>>153550647So "Ga-Hei" is Jubilee's "Chinese name"? I assume it's not an actual legal name since she was born in America.
You cannot convince me a dude named Scalphunter is a good guy
>>153550514>>153550516>crying in one panel>laser eyes in the next oneThat's an abrupt mood swing on her part.
>>153550539Fuck off
>>153551004He's no longer called Scalphunter though.
>>153550725Of course the "Jubilee" story was just about Yang's self-insert. A hack will always be a hack.
>>153551060He'll always be Scalphunter.
>>153550489>>153550503>remaking the multiverse>getting salty about the real mom commentGlad this got cut off at five because I'm getting the strong feeling this would be retconned into being Storm actual mom just to push that she has Giga god lineage, just like Oshtur retcon.
here for mackay x-men
>>153550407Seriously, how is THE CONDUCTOR OF X not ten kinds of fired by now?
>>153550502We would only be so lucky. They ruined any chance of that happening with the betrayals during post-Hickman Krakoa
>>153550363>I'm not Scott!
>>153550472I'm not sure if it's bad writing or not that both the Reavers and the mutant kids are morons.
>>153550520again?That was quick
>>153550658Isn't Shang-chi considered a criminal still for running his dad's crime Empire?
>>153551465Maybe that's why he tells you to stay in school, so you don't become a criminal like him
>>153550698So he's Havok then?
>>153550372>mind rapes an entire town population under flimsy pretense and justificationSeems like the kind of thing a Gestapo Peter Pan would do...
>>153550477Even in his own solo book, Scott ends up getting cucked by Logan's bullshit
>>153551499Sonic/vibrational powersSo more like Rictor or QuakeAlso Jubilee has already been on a team with someone with sound powers and the codename Decibel
>>153550608Well this wouldn't be the first time Marvel tossed the most important woman in a red-suited character's life into a barely explained portal because there was the threat of actual character growth threatening to ruin the eternal power fantasy for Marvel Editorial
>>153550720Damn, Cable should've tried that at some point if it worked so well.
>>153551656Cable requires his virus though
>>153550507Not my cute loli!
>>153550393Dicklet
>>153550477Nah, Paknadel is just a teamplayer or a setup for one of his Infinity comics or whatever
>>153552870He stopped doing the Infinity comics, so he's probably just a team player like Ewing is
>>153550372I truly hate this. There better be a twist like "racewar chemicals in the water supply."
>>153550319>Here lie the X-Menftfy stupid ESL cover artist
>>153550407> the truth is that the X-Office are required to release a set amount of issues each month and because all of Marvel’s ongoings keep getting canceled, this is how they’re going to accomplish that.That's crazy, long past time to cut the x-line budget and send it elsewhere.
>>153552996It's past time to rotate out most of the current writers and hire people that can actually put together engaging stories.
>>153550616Destiny, Madame Web, is there some secret blind clairvoyant club?
>>153550407good x-men should have 800 legacy numbers already
>>153551058Seriously, kill yourself you worthless faggot
>>153550507She looks kinda ugly. I thought she might have been old but none of the other women are.
>>153553177>hire people that can actually put together engaging stories.Those don't exist
>>153550524There's "Jerrica" again. Guess you are the representative of this universe after all.
>>153553197Blind prophets are a common thing in general.
>>153550481People don't like Storm getting a huge bump in power but I've been enjoying this, there's a lot of research into continuity and it's an interesting read.
>>153552940Nah, they're saving the "Great Replacement Chemicals In The Water" plot device for DNX
>>153550393At this point get rid of the fleshy thigh
>>153550735Waiting for CarolgeddonWhat do Xheads think about Carol handing the Avengers over to Logan by the way?
>>153551174Things would be better if MacKay and Paknadel were the main writers. Just fucking boot Simone from Uncanny, move MacKay there and have Paknadel take up Adjectiveless. Give Simone a Rogue and the Outliers book or something.>>153551341Why would you expect self-mutilating bigots and teenagers to be tactical geniuses?
Where is Armageddon/X-Men
>>153555966>>153557211There's some scans in the Carolthread but only for the Carol part.
>>153550407>So the prison is officially gone soon?Hopefully. It's lasted way longer than it ever should have.
>>153550735Potentially retarded question: is CGD the new name for FCBD, or is it another thing altogether?
>>153557483Same thing but avoiding a trademark held by [somebody Marvel doesn't like but DC does that I forgot] that they got from Diamond
>>153557211Not ripped yet, for whatever reason.>>153557483Short answer: It's the same thing.Long answer: FCBD's rights are now under a new owner, and Penguin Random House are not playing ball with them. So they decided to make their own version of the FCBD event, but for their comics.
>>153550504SUKUNA UPSCALE
>>153550372>>153550369odds of this ever getting acknowledged later?>>153550393why even have pants on?
>>153550504isn't this a downscale for TOAA
>>153558282>odds of this ever getting acknowledged later?Nobody will ever acknowledge the shit that Murewa wrote>>153558319>isn't this a downscale for TOAAEveryone will ignore it so it's fine
>>153550372Oh, no. How could anyone ever hate mutants? They're such peaceful people.
>>153558751>Nobody will ever acknowledge the shit that Murewa wrotebut Mcckay wrote this
>>153550319Somebody, edit Brevoort and whoever else onto the faces. Spend 10 gorrillion hours in MSPaint right NOW!!!!
>>153553177>hire people that can actually put together engaging stories.name 5
>>153550412both covers are good.Cyclops #4 Declan Shalvey VariantCyclops #4 1:25 Netho Diaz Variant
>>153550624two jubilee coversJubilee: Deadly Reunion #1 Derrick Chew VariantJubilee: Deadly Reunion #1 Ivan Tao Variant
>>153559498I had a brain fart. Other X books will probably not do it unless it turn into a huge mess and the team have to leave the town
>>153550393Considering that Greycrow 1) already was resurrected repeatedly during the First Krakoan Age , and 2) has his own x-gene mutant natural healing factor powerful enough to gradually regrow lost limbs (which is his own power aside from having a Temu-level version of Forge’s superhuman genius inventiveness) this can only mean he’s a pervert who intentionally transformed himself into a techno-organic cyborg (since his metal parts were originally just merely an external armor he wore instead of an actual internal machine body)
>>153550698Trivia: In the DC&Marvel tradition of male and female counterparts , there’s at least 2 other x-gene mutants with this exact same powers (non-vocal sonic vibrations) : Tremolo of the Hell’s Belle’s http://www.marvunapp.com/Appendix9/tremolo.htm and Noise , from the 1980s one-shot graphic novel The Agent http://www.marvunapp.com/Appendix/noiseagt.htm
>>153550725Some credit where credit is due, this was decent fun (a rarity for Voices comics) AND managed to be an X-men adventure where they didn't have to fight bigots for once (a rarity for X-men comics)
>>153550504Um……what?
>>153550504it could be a reference to any anime really
>>153562825put your dick away waltuh
>>153562825SMT fans on /co/? I thought they'd be Spawn fans or something, not on an X-Men thread. Are you a Magik fan?
>>153550510Bogey kinda thicc
>>153550514>>153550516Bitches be crazy.
>>153550725That was shit. Technovirus should not job so easily, it's a major league threat.
>>153565162Jubilee is Omega-level mutant who can single-handedly detonate matter at molecular level to create nuke-strength explosions , duh
Alright, fine. I guess we'll have to do it ourselves then.No idea why the rippers did not rip this while doing the others, but since this thing is already out on Marvel Unlimited, I decided to create an account using one of those temporary mail sites and screenshot all of the pages (so it will look a little ass unfortunately).Anyways, let's just get this over with.
First we’re checking in on Armageddon...
I guess Ross got his own Moira Engine to do save scumming with now.
>ForwardHey you can't do that, I want to see what happened between everything.
>New KrakoaBrevoort would like to know your location.
And then we’ve got our X-Men story which will be leading up to DNX.
>3K are using brainwashed Hydra mooks to do their jobThe only reason why they’re doing this is because they specifically made a “no cloning” rule >>148882954, otherwise they would have been able to mass-produce the X-Virus the moment Original Beast came back.
>It's emptywomp womp
And lastly, we got a Doctor Doom story for the Doomquest maxiseries.
Next week: Uncanny X-Men #28, Magik and Colossus #4, Wolverine #20.And that's it! If you liked these, support your LCS or whatever.
>>153565850Magik do be looking sharp. They forgot to draw her antennae in the third panel.
>>153550319>Crimson Commando is on the cover but not in the issueWell okay.
>>153550683Cantonese ladies are brutal.>>153550984My sister-in-law's birth was registered under an English name and a Chinese name in California. It might be her legal name.
>>153565824Pretty funny that he simulated a future where he became a swole Robotnik and he was like, "Yeah, I fuck with this."
>>153566611Unlike Robotnik he beat his blue hedgehog
Can someone explain the Storm miniseries to me?I don’t understand what’s going on.
>>153565815>One World Under Doom... DeuxBut why?
You might be the only anon that is excited for anything marvel, [x]
>>153566838because marvel doesn't pay enough and costs too much, and thus nobody cares, neither readers, nor creators
>>153566754Murewa is still trying to turn Storm into an overpowered cosmic being on the level of Jean and Wanda but this time he only got a mini and intead of cutting some of the random OP villains he's trying to put all into just five issues
>>153566754Basically Death has gone kuh-razy because Oblivion is kill and decided to amass her army of people who have died to kill all life in the universeAkujin and her sidebitches are launching another attack on Earth because Storm threw Susanoo into a pocket dimension, and they decided to use the Olympian underworld as an entry point for their army to go throughThe FBI are creating Galacta with the blood they had drained from Galactus in the previous series, and they're most likely using her to try to kill StormSome random couple and a mutant died by having their head exploded and Scarlet Witch is investigating whyAll this while Storm doesn't really do anything except react to things happening around her
>>153567969Don't forget Storm got kidnapped by her mother from another universe who has some weird suit that lets her travel the omniverse so they could wait out Death destroying the multiverse
>>153555113>there's a lot of research into continuity and it's an interesting read.>fucks up the zeus continuity>retconsWorst part is that the rest is planned well enough that rather than a mistake it was probably some Bendis/Hickman style of just ignoring or changing shit to fit his narrative.
>>153568079Could possibly just be that he wrote his Thunder War storyline while Ewing wrote his Immortal ThorAnd inter-office communication between their editors just didn't happen
>>153568101Had to be some sort of communication because he knew to replace Thor with Bill.
>>153568101>And inter-office communication between their editors just didn't happenStorm was one of the few comics that referenced Immortal Thor #25 and replaced Thor with Bill before Thunder War happenedThis is most likely what happened >>153550511
Maybe killing the mutants in favor of the inhumans was a good thing
>>153571436how about they have a good story then
>>153550514aww cmon be cool olympian kitty pride
>>153550407>the X-Office are required to release a set amount of issues each monthWhat happens if they don't? What's the worst that could actually happen if they cut back on the number of X-books per month, focus on making the ones that actually sell as good as possible, cut the dead wood and reallocating the budget and resources elsewhere?Is this literally just like an office middle management guy wasting his budget just to spend it all because else he'll get a lower budget next year, and X-Men editors have been doing this for probably about 20 years now?
>>153574468The first couple of years of Krakoa when Hickman was able to keep them at about 6 books was perfect imo
How the fuck does X-Men still exist?
>>153550347them's some tall-ass trees
>>153565801That's the Carol we like.
>>153565824Pretty good stuff.
>>153576138Bruh despite having barely anymore movies since Disney got them, their comics often are still in top 10 for Marvel.
>>153579189Is that good, or just Marvel dying so much the movies don't help them?
>>153565853Magik lookin ESPECIALLY scrumptious here!
>>153562825Nope, it unfortunately is a JJK reference
>Ayodele threatens to ruin more charactershttps://x.com/i/status/2052521161393615105
>>153579189>their comics often are still in top 10 for Marvel.Outside of the #1s for relaunches it's been pretty rare for that to happen in years.
>>153580771I can't wait to see his reaction in the future when other writers get to use Storm, ignore all the cosmic bullshit and have her lose against to d-lister villain
>>153580939Storm is going to job to Eldest
>>153580771Why is Pocy not wearing any underwear? Or this some AU version where he's a woman?
>>153580939Considering that he's already ignoring everyone else's books, he shouldn't be surprised if he gets ignored in the future
