>>153552089
Snap. Scream. And go on an uncontrollable rampage.

>>153552089
anal

>Dang i fell asleep during thia boring ass movie again

>>153552089
SEX
there you go, you filthy beast. is that what you wanted me to say? that i would fuck her?

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I wish she would nurture my plant

>>153552089
Go back to sleep.

I ain't no hetero!

I fall in love.

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>>153552089
"*Groan* Damage report.

>>153553062
Why would you ask for a damage report?

I think she might be one of the most difficult characters to have sex with, even if she were specifically reprogrammed for sex

>gosling.wav

>>153554462
I suppose her curves are a bit slippery but she has some precision with how she floats
Though then again, she would absolutely destroy your pelvis if she went as “vigorously” as the way she first interpreted dancing

>>153555711
>she would absolutely destroy your pelvis if she went as “vigorously” as the way she first interpreted dancing
unf...

>>153555711
What if instead of an up and down motion she just spun on it?

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>>153552089
All someone needs for infinite money is make a fleshlight bot. The tech is right there.

I grew in a world where TV told me that black guys grow to be cool, and they have cool redhead GFs, or sexy goth GFs.
Also, my parents are good looking, so I figured I would at one point stop being skinny and awkward and become strong and handsome. Instead, I grew fat, got no pussy, and didn't even become tall. The problem is, my parents kept telling me that only good things would happen to me. I get that they were trying to be supportive, but I wish they had given me the shittiest expectations.
And now, hecause of that, I don't wanna dream of a cute robot GF. I dont wanna dream it!!
...but I do...

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>>153556209
Welcome to the club

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>>153552089
>Dream about robowaifus all my life
>robowaifus basically happen
>feel nothing
I wish I could develop the kind of psychosis retards do over chatgpt and be happy but it just feels shallow and creepy

>>153552089
Use it to get rich. One way or another. I dont fucking know it looks fancy it can probably do soemthing.

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>>153552089

How did the space ship they had support life for that many years with the technology they had?

They polluted Earth, right? To the point of no return. So their technology had to be polluting. But their ship ran unassisted by anything whatsoever for hundreds and hundreds of years.

So did they have the clean energy tech or not? That robot fucking flies and Wall-E is solar. How did they fuck up Earth when they have magic?

>>153556617
They only developed the tech out of necessity when shit hit the fan but by that point, earth was too fucked up. Kind of like how even if we do magically all agree to stop using disposable plastic right now, party cups and those little pieces that separate sandwich cheese slices are still gonna be in mariana's trench a thousand years from now

>>153552089
Hold hands

>>153556081
You ever seen those liveleak vids of people getting an arm or edge of their clothing caught in rotating machinery…

>>153556617
>>153556985
The space cruisers are a small amount of people in a highly automated system, of course it’s going to be different from the entirety of the human species doing whatever they wanted on Earth
Also, I’m pretty sure the point isn’t that BNL COULDN’T run their corporation cleanly, but they simply CHOSE not to
Because, you know, commentary

>>153552089
Reach for her face to see if I can turn her off, I don't get off the bed right after waking up.

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>>153552089
Brace for the imminent daily industrial-strength and robotically efficient harvesting of my seed.

>>153557873
Cuddle the damn robot, Shinji

>>153556617
They still ejected their garbage into space. They may been extracting resources from other planets/moons/asteroids, and just never found another life-supporting one. That would support the themes.

...or maybe Auto was slowly depopulating them as resources diminished. Not like they'd notice.

>>153557640
>penis degloving
That's ONE way to get circumsized. Took a little too much off the top though.

>>153552089
Give her a houseplant.

>>153558545
Not much logic in having babies being born if you’re trying to depop the ship

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>>153558810
>HATE...

>>153559264
Nah, the centuries just slowly messed with his circuits until he developed a feeder kink and didn't want to relinquish the passengers

>>153557973
If we're talking about an oem eve, I don't think I can get there yet, but the one we saw on the movie was pretty curious about the world.
My immersion is breaking, what would an eve unit be looking for on contemporary earth?, I'm at less than 2 minutes away from the nearest grass touching station.

>>153557956
Imagine the quadrillions of sperm lives lost to masturbation over the lifespan of just the Internet.

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ROBOT OH MY GOSH

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>>153560327
Your gut flora alone is home to the holocaust of millions of bacteria, that's life.
It's only truly a tragedy when we are talking about the complete or almost complete annihilation of a species or group.

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>>153560327
Average sperm per ejaculate is 270,000,000.
>Starting from age 16
>once a day for 9855 days
>not accounting for missed days
>not accounting for days I hit it 2-5 times
>not accounting for sperm lost to a filthy vagina
I've caused the death of roughly 2.6 trillion sperm.

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>>153556332
>Drossel
finally, an excuse to post this

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>>153560440
>Drossel is racist against fleshlings
Say it ain't so...

>>153558810
He's trying to support as many humans as possible long-term, as per his programming. Just with each passing year, the number possible becomes fewer and fewer.

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>>153560375
>Open me up so you can multi-touch gesture me with two fingers already.
>God dammit, it's "not working" because you keep short-pressing instead of doing a long-press!
>Have you EVER been with a Mac before, PC boy?

>>153560515
Hot

>>153552089
“Guys, Eve is a massive part of the show.”

-danTDM

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Sorry, robosexuality is forbidden.

>>153556332
how is it possible that all of these designs are cute and attractive desu

>>153559264
>>153560074
he is the ultimate pessimist. there is only the ship. the earth cannot be saved. there is no plant. there is no hope. billions must lie on their fat asses.

>>153557730
I'm guessing by the time there was tech, it was too late to save earth and its billions of people. The ship doesn't have that many people and they could survive a-la post war Star Trek.

>>153561710
He wasn't unreasonable for assuming the fat retarded humans on the ship would just eat shit and die. The credit epilogue slideshow seemed pretty unrealistic. More likely to happen would be a bunch of people die, then there's a revolution where a bunch more people die, and then either the survivors take back off in the ship or the ship is destroyed and everyone dies. That's more in line with what you would expect.

HAL9000 he was not.

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>nerdy autistic manlet who lives in literal garbage pulled the baddest bitch in the universe
maybe there is hope for us, anons...

>>153562025
isn't that the movie where the lorax tries to kill a man

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>>153553030
Non-crossover humanizations are superior

>>153561984
They still have the ship to support them, while they figure out they can't actually plant pizza. Until they lose enough weight to actually have sex and outbreed its capabilities (if they can't have it just built more robots and such), at which point they still have it as a repository of knowledge to learn from, not just on Earth/farming/etc. but the fancy technology.

They've essentially skipped to the point in society where they don't HAVE to labor, they choose to for enrichment. Like the Star Trek future. Just instead of reaching enlightenment through WWIII almost reducing them to nothing, they just found virtually limitless but uninspired hedonism unfulfilling.

>>153562234
why did they make wall-e brown? is it because he's a janitor?

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>>153562345
Probably because his original self is mostly made of brownish metal. Also, if he were a human guy he'd get tanned from working out in the sun all day.

>>153553030
DESGUSTANG

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>>153556209
Honestly, with AI and robotics you may actually get a cute robot girl. Not even kidding. I know this example is of a pet, but cute dolls can't be too far in the future.
>my parents are good looking
I need pics of your mom. Sorry, that's just how it works.

>>153563492
I pleaded for a Poo-Chi in 2000-2001 or so because I so desperately wanted a dog and was fooled into thinking it was a real robot dog (I was about 10). I was so disappointed, and then embarrassed of both how dumb I was, and for begging for an expensive toy and then never playing with it. It lived in my closet to remind my of my shame daily.

What, robot dog technology is here now? Is it more physically capable, with the price tag to match (on par with Boston Dynamic's Spot)? Does it have nonexistent dog-behavior-mimicking AI that somehow integrates with said mechanical control?

If not, they already did this (I bet better, since it wasn't well-I'm-so-smart-I-made-the-Roomba tech beo hubris) with the seals for old folks, and then just dropped support for them and broke their hearts, the way companies do with literal prosthetics like Second Sight.

Your robot dog can eat shit (JUST like a REAL dog!).

...I'm not actually that mad. But also, not that funny.

>>153563492
Best you're getting anytime soon is a standard sex doll with AI chat integrated somehow, maybe with voice-to-text to listen and text-to-voice for speaking. Perhaps on a few models, for several hundreds more dollars on the several thousand base price, a poorly moving mouth (can't do oral then of course). No warranty, better be prepared to move on from your robo-waifu when she becomes obsolete. Have fun carefully washing out her pussy and explaining her to company (or keeping your precious companion in the closet, I guess. rude)

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>Disciplinary Hearing 155524
>Employee: 2,442
>Commission: The Prelude (BNL-1701)
>Starliner Class
>Position: Junior Logistics Technician
>Date: 03/08/2815 (Sol time)
>Details: E.V.E droid units processed by employee 2,442 frequently return foreign contaminant levels far, exceeding the fleet average of 16% (38% on the low-end - 87% on the high-end).Contaminant composition is almost entirely organic and is often localised to the E.V.E. units central incubation chamber, frequently on the units optical display, and occasionally in the units exhaust manifold.
>Ourcome: Further investigation required.

Care to explain yourself, Anon??

>>153561591
Youre not my boss

Put on glasses.

How did a plant just pop out of thin air? It must have had a line of descent since humans left the earth, or are we supposed to believe a new form of life that resembled a plant evolved from non-living matter in just a few hundred years?

>>153560515
Leg head Drossel is the best version.

>>153565375
I don't think about it too much, like how the sprout was able to grow without sunlight.
Some plants can grow in the shade, but this one looked completely blocked from outside light, how was it able to do it
https://youtu.be/Hx920thF8X4

>>153563939
WHAT IS THE CHARGE
ENJOYING AN EVE, A SUCCULENT AXIOM EVE?

Why do I love Eve so fuckin' much, bros?

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>>153565375
There are plants that can grow with no sunlight, just pure humidity.
A good fridge also helps.

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>>153563939
You now remember that E.V.E. Units have cameras recording even when they are off-line.

>>153562234
I love how Twitter artists legit cannot make straight white couples anymore. It's so against their programming that white males either have to be portrayed as gay or not at all.

>>153552089
Is it time for my seminal milking already?

>>153568049
Girl giving him the woodpecker special

>>153568049
EVE would give him an electric shock

>>153571536
GOD

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>>153556209
Nigga, you have to let it go.

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Need metal gf :(

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>>153566726
>Minimal and sophisticated design (all curves!)
>Programmed with a cute but diligent female personality
>Plasma cannon
She's perfect

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>>153552275
Based on her shape I think you stick her up your ass.

>>153563778
I'm actually kind of glad AI is so shitty, because if they actually made it good or engaging it would be worrying. As it is it'll stay a shitty chatbot that regularly gets lobotomized so people realize how sad and pathetic it all is and try to find real humans to be awkward with.

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>>153563778
>Here's your AI girlfriend! If she goes crazy and kills you and your loved ones just return it (no refunds!)

>>153577204
I also have that preference but I wouldn't say it makes me angry. At most irritated when rule 34 art tags are dominated by robots-in-name-only, similar to when virtually all fanart of a character is off-model in a way that misses the allure of them.

Do you still feel that way when they have SOME indication of being a robot? Like, a lady terminator who literally has human flesh and is normally indistinguishable, but by the end of the movie her "skeleton" is halfway exposed?

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>>153577204
You are not alone my brother

>>153577204
>wrong I don't like designs like Rosie from Jetsons or the computer bitch from Spongebob
what's wrong with them

Huh, wonder why that got baleeted

>>153562025
CHRIST why did you have to remind me of that piece of shit Lorax movie

>>153557956
brb, getting a business loan for "research" purposes.

>>153552256
What HOLE??

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There's something about her eyes...

>>153581348
That one I don't like.

>>153580567
YOURS!

>>153565334
Kek

>lie awake imagining her saying my name sometimes
Man…

>>153571536
Yes please

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>>153577363
for me, it's og Curie

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>>153587131
>MY METAL BOOOOY
The dream...