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>>153562105I thought the frog design was just an allusion, but they're seriously referencing LeapPads in 2026? LMFAO!
fuck those kids
why woody even here
No, seriously. Why is Woody here?I know this is a shortened version, but it seem he is not very relevant to the plot.>woody humiliation ritual
uuhhh
>>153562350Tom Hanks gets to rape a child with every new Toy Story. It’s why he’s so involved in the production.
Done.Shutouts to Chase Towers Studios channelimo a little disappointing. Didn't find the focus on Jessie that interesting It will still make $1 billion at the box office anyways.
>>153562362>No rise against the machine endingBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGet that illiteracy causing menace away from her dammit
>>153562414>bring back woody>but not bo peep>despite the 4th movie implying woody went to stay with bo peepYeah, what the actual fuck is this movie?
Holy shit, this sounds so lame.
>>153562463>>153562414She with woody at the windowI don't blame you. I didn't notice the first time either.
What was even the point of this plotline? It should have ended at TS3.
>>153562350>>153562362I knew the villain was going to reform AGAIN, gone are the days of Pete and Lotso Pixar just can't have straight up evil villains now
>tablets are good because uh... who cares, the kid enjoys it!
>>153562589>I didn't notice the first time either.Oh now I get it, so Woody's basically their errand boy? Rough...
>>153562414
I love how the potato heads are there cause lol licensed characters
>>153562732Yet they couldn't go out of their way to license LeapPads? That's hilarious!
Jessie looks even more like a little human in drawn form.
Well, this is mid as fuck. The iPad character they've been marketing the film around isn't even that relevant to the plot.The actual plot just feels like a rehash of the 2nd movie.Man, the Pixar that made the Incredibles and Ratatouille is long gone and dead.
Weak.
>>153562200>>153562321>old kid's tech, one being a shit ass camera at that, is somehow able to connect to the internet with no questions askedThis is just too much to suspend my disbelief for.
>>153563346How exactly is Toy Story 3 shit? The only way I could see it being considered bad is if you account for the movies following it.
>>153562200>>153562236This is so hacky, I'm pissed
>>153562200really? couldn't it be some buzz decal? it would give the buzz army a better motive if they think they must search and brutally apprehend a galactic outlaw wearing lightyear paraphernalia as a bounty keepsake
>>153562321Lily connects Bonnie to Discord when.
>>153562291was she going to commit toy suicide with the tire
>>153562651VA'd by a woman, who can dono wrong
>>153562620>Technology Bad but not really Well duh. Ron's Gone Wrong did it, Mitchell's Vs Machines did it
>>153562651This movie was always going to have that problem, no matter whatOn that note, that's why I hate that they keep making Toy Story sequels, not just because they're bad (they are), but because they have to bend the truth, Idk, I just feel melancholic that the era of toys is objectively in decline, and the movies have to rely on a kind of coping ending to maintain the illusion of a happy ending
>Bonnie doesn't discover that the toys can talkKinds lame.
Can't wait for Toy Story 6.
>>153562414how toy story 5 should have ended but didn't
>>153564011Now do them scissoring.
>>153562236This is the same awkward and obnoxious internet meanie shit from wreck it ralph 2
>>153562321>>153562350>>153562362every time the villain is female she is forgiven
>>153564011
>>153562414Isn't this toy wedding thing something the Circle 7 version of Toy Story 3 did with Woody and Jesse as a joke they agreed to never speak of again?
>>153562414And that will make another billion dollars in the box office
>>153562709>crying my eyes out like 3 different timesat what? the non-conflicts in the plot being so blandly resolved?gosh, the guy that made that ts4 6 hour scathing review may shorten this one to half an hour... it sounds like an episode from a disney chanel show
>>153562709>Jesus Christ the actual movie is going to kill me and make a billion dollars.I agree with this statementBut for very different reasons
the TADC movie showing coming out just weeks before Toy Story 5 is gonna sweep so hard
>>153562350so fucking lame! no by lily mind controlled buzz army.
>>153562350Woke
Wow, what a bad movie. Like, really bad. They didn't even try to hide the fact that they literally have no ideas whatsoever.... I'll keep questioning what the point of Toy Story 3 amywat? Wasn't the point for them to stay together? Why would Jessie abandon the group? Simply because "Blaze" is what Jessie wanted? So they're saying that each toy can and should leave its owner when their expectations aren't met? And why all the marketing showing the evil frog tablet if it's not even a villain? Why are Woody and Buzz more emasculated than ever? Woody left the group for Bo, but Buzz, but Jessie went even further! Even after marrying Buzz, she decided to go live with a generic girl.
>>153562047This is the opportunity we have to boycott We already know the movie is bad everything built up in TS3 was thrown in the trash. If you watch it, you're an idiot.
>>153563443There's a Barbie with a camera and internet that came out 16 years ago
>>153562651It doesn't even seem like Toy Story Even the third film, with all its melancholy and depressive tone, was infinitely more aligned with the TS universe This film is simply a sequel to make money hell What does Toy Story have to do with it? Besides the characters, I don't see anything relevant.
>>153562709Jesus Christ the actual movie is going to give me brain cancer and make billions of dollars while I slowly die shitting in a hospital bed.
>tablet bad>but tablet and toys good>"Yes goym, give your children the device we can use to track and record them"I would have settled for an ending that encouraged parents to stop giving tablets to kids and for kids to put the screens down.
>>153566716It looks like fan fiction. Who wrote this crap? Seriously, didn't any son of a bitch advise Disney NOT TO MESS WITH THE FRANCHISE?! I'm so angry, I'm autistic and I'm really, really angry. I agree with him>>153566764 The magic of TS that we had in 1 and 2 was lost in 3, but the movie is still good and one of the most well-crafted endings in animation or most trilogies, something quite rare, by the way.Saar But then we had movies to deconstruct characters and plots like 4 and 5 which... well, it's 5. Woody and Buzz in a humiliation ritual and Jessie the new Bo who is so irrelevant that she probably won't appear for more than 10 minutes.
>>153562364>You've got your dick in me.>You got your dick in me.
>>153566803They didn't need to fossilize the franchise they could have expanded it with DVD specials or some kind of comics, especially about the past, I think that would have been cool, or focusing on more characters. There was no need for a fourth film.
>>153566796>I would have settled for an ending that encouraged parents to stop giving tablets to kids and for kids to put the screens down.You must be retarded if you think Disney, which makes money from kids being glued to screens, and whose target demographic for this film is primarily kids who use tablets, would have that as a message.
Its funny, you can't have a TABLET BAD message because that is their LIFE growing up now. They CANNOT avoid it.
Too many brown people.
>tablets good as long as you keep buying our toys>please buy our toys
Remember: Although it's not useful or necessary Toy Story 4 could have been much, much better if the script respected each character's personality and explored the past of some characters in a very interesting way, This alternate version here at least maintains continuity with the characters and didn't turn the film into a feminist propaganda piece, which honestly? Not even my nieces would take seriously The idea seems much more interesting and fun.I repeat: Toy Story 4, 5, 6, and 7, the desertion of trans toys, they are not canon
>>153563612Good point. But we know Buzz dolls are not that smart or cant think outside their toy line lore and story.
>>153566862Andy won't appear because he represents the antithesis of modern Disney.
>>153562414>hedgehog reverandI dont thrust him!
>>153564415>>153563704What did Lily do that was evil besides being smug that kids preferred tablets?
>>153566889Wow, so Bo was originally going to keep her gentleness? It's a shame they dropped this version, isn't it? What do we know about the plot?
>>153564011Thats cute!
It's funny that the moral of the story isn't "Big Tech is evil because it's making our kids isolated and weird, and we're gonna get replaced by it".It's "The Tech Device toy was misguided in to making Bonnie try and make friends with snobby kids from dance class when she really should have made friends with a horse girl who's more compatible".>IF WE JUST TWEAK THE ALGORITHM, EVERYTHING WILL BE BETTERIt's another take of the moral of WALL-E. Who's to say Lilly isn't just evil by design? Maybe Elon Musk programmed her to make underage kids lonely so they are more willing to be manipulated by social media and AI.
>>153566916She wanted to get rid of Jessie. Thats like being on a bus travel than trick a person you hate to staying on the toilet at a busstop while the bus is driving away.
>>153566916she said woody had a shining baldspotwhich is true, but it's still a very rude thing to say
>>153566925We had a thread about this. You can read the script here: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1YPDGrCKYNT0mzjdGF6Air_GTRu3eM7gG/view?usp=drivesdk Yeah, it's not similar to other films it would be a romantic comedy, but it seems much better than the feminist garbage Woody and Buzz would still maintain their respective hero personalities without being comic relief or, quote, "accessories." Only the ending is a bit lame, but extremely more faithful to Woody and his ideology.
Let's just accept that Toy Story ends at 3 and there are no movies past that. Occasional shorts are fine, though.
>>153566967I'll read it, but it seems really cute 3: I'm a girl, so maybe that influences my opinion, haha, but I didn't like what happened to her in the fourth movie :(>>153566930I thought the frog tablet would be the villain D:
>>153566930What do you expect. This is since the first movie. Toy companies dont care about customers and tweaking their profit instrad of customer happyness. So Buzz should be the villian because he is just merchandise that tries to “kill“ competitor to get his monopoly. But in the end he isnt the gimmicky, merch toy were kids are tricked into making the companies rich. But he is just misguided and needs to understand he is just a toy within other toys and cant ursurp Andys attention. were alwa
>>153567041The frog is the villian but not the evil adversary but an opponent who fights for Mollys favour.Honestly the book reminds me much more of a soft reboot of the first movie.
>>153567041I agree. The change was radically abrupt.>>153567033That's correct, but I think if they wanted to make something decent and useful, short films wouldn't be enough, so I think animated films released on DVD would be better, but not movies. There are some TS comics, right?
>>153567041>this posting styledid I stumble into an internet forum from the 2000s?
>>153567041>I'm a girl, so maybe that influences my opinion, haha,No you are not.
>>153567364I write like this :) You'd be surprised to see the poems I have on my PC that I used to make>>153567381You have the right to think whatever you want, right? Peace :D
>>153562321>the message is "internet can connect you with the WRONG type of friendsThis is such a stupid lesson? Who would willingly and repeatedly interact with people online who just insults your hobbies and taste?... OH!
>>153566967I didn't know that. Why was this script discarded? I liked it.
>>153567442>Bonnie becomes a /v/fag
>>153566849It's very distopian but this is the world the """""""""""""""""People"""""""""""""""""""""" built for them
>>153567442Damn.Like, genuinely.Damn.
>>153562105>>153562236>The kids make fun of her for playing with toys>All their pads look like toddler shitBro they're all just probably playing brainrot Roblox shit on there
>>153563464nta but 3 is hard carried by its ending, otherwise it's almost beat for beat the plot of 2. not enough to call it shit but it was the first ring of the death knell for me.other anon is delusional if he thinks toy story 5 has no appeal, the goal is to get the parents that grew up with the first movie to take their kids to watch it.
>>153567364If you did people would be telling that "girl" "tits or gtfo.">>153567404Tits or gtfo
>>153567461They thought it was misogynistic, that's why number 4 was so feminist
You WILL pay for this You WILL consume this product You WILL react to itYou WILL make threads about itYou WILL watch the next one Dont talk back to your masters we know what is best for you
3 was a perfect ending. 4-5 are obvious cash grabs they thought up in an afternoon meeting. any toy story past 3 should be basically considered fan fiction at this point they're so low effort and soulless. absolutely no heart whatsoever was put into 4 or this. just done solely for merch sales, nothing else.
>>153567942>3 was a perfect endingNot perfectBut at least it WAS an ending
>>153567951Better than your life, yes
>>153567702Not going to happen
That was bad
>>153562084>>153562105>making new friends as a kid requires you to have a tablet Grim
>>153562236How is is Bonnie again, like 8? No one her age would give a shot about tous being childish
>>153562321Lily is such a bitched villian, I honestly thought she would be more of a threat (threatening to expose the toys and whatever) but other than controlling the buzz crew, she does basically nothing. I didn’t expect to see so much Jessie focus
>>153562414>buzz in dress while Jessie has a bow tie I hate saying stuff is woke but I can’t help but notice this shit
>>153562709How do men like him find wives?
>>153566967Owntt 3: I just read the script and I thought it was super cuteee So she was also a family doll, and I didn't know Andy was half Scottish Super cute, them flirting. I love characters like that, it's a shame that women must be hateful =/
>>153562047Honestly, a step up from Toy Story 4. It gave Jessie (and I suppose Bullseye) some surprising closure.>>153568136You'd be surprised at how quickly children are pressured to grow up.
>>153562291>she named her daughter after a toy she couldn't even be bothered to pick up and keepthis is so fucking stupid
>>153568136It should be like thatBut it isn'tSome of my relatives that are Bonnie's age do things like that too
>>153568204Not the first time Buzz is girly, tho.https://youtu.be/D5m33zK6ZlA
>>153562200why the fuck would a toy camera have internet access?
>>153567712it was directed by a man and almost all the writers were men. you did this to yourselves.
>>153562200>tech trio>when they're obviously four
>>153568407it would get someone sued if it was.
>>153562131The address from like 50+ years ago had never faded away?Andy's mom made sure to out his name on them in Toystory2 , but she didn't think to cover up or wash out the old address on the cowgirl's pants??
>We're gonna lure our audiences with a somewhat interesting premise of toys vs technology and then completely discard that over some Disney Channel plot about friendshipThis is 100% on purpose, too.
>>153562200They really love to drive Buzz Lightyears thinking they're real spacerangers, to the point it really doesn't make sense anymore.Hell this one doesn't give a reason as to why the new buzz lightyears a roaming around, or even why they would be working together instead of confronting one another thinking they were alien imposters like theu did in Toystory 2.
>>153568467Wouldn't that mean that in TS2 Al's collection would be scrutinized the moment the Japanese museum discovers that the Jesse doll they have is not mint/perfect condition?
>>153568407Probably a digital camera from the 2000s that can hook up to a computer by usb.
>>153567442to be fair, most of us I hope are adults and have fully developed brains. Kids being raised on the net all the time isn't healthy for them at all
>>153562291Ah yes the 50+ year old tire swing and the carving in a tree that never grew once in the 50+ years of continued existance.
>>153562362How old is Bonnie meant to be at this point? Like last movie she was like 1st Grade? Still Kindergarden??I assume at least a year maybe more is meant to passed so maybe Bonnie is 2nd grade? Maybe 3rd?And newgirl looks bigger so I assume we've got to be 8-10year old?
>>153568546Trees grow from the top and not up from the bottom like hair. It wouldn't really move up too far. Besides, Emily buried her time capsule somewhat recently if it includes a photograph of her and her child.
>>153568546>the carving in a tree that never grew oncetree bark doesn't work like that
Totally pointless story.
>>153562291>Emily loved Jessie so much she named her daughter after her>2 showed that Emily moved on from Jessie and horses to makeup and other hobbies, and willingly gave her away
>>153562414Seems pretty bad. Really shaping up to be the worst Toy Story so far.I know sometimes book forms of upcoming movies are based on older versions of the moviescripts, and this being a golden book for children is has slashed the plot to the bare minimum, so the final movie may be better than whats presented here. Still got no high hopes for it.Whole story shown here feels like the first feature length story some writer could think of and some Exec said "good enough".Toystory 4 was a noticeable drop in quality from 1-3, but even while some of 4's messaging contradicted movies of the past, it at least didn't contridict events we know of in the past.Previous Toy Storys we got along with video games and home computers, but Ipads are the ones killing playtime?We never aceyally say where Andy, Bonnie, or Jessie's former family lived so it isn't a major contridiction that Jessie actually lived nearby enough that we could end up there again, but the bit we got of Jessie's old life sure as hell made it seem like it was not the suburbs maybe even a different US state all together.Jessie's whole thing of her former owner actually showing love for the old doll enough to name her daughter after Jessie really clashes with the fact she was left under a bed for years before abandoned in ToyStory2.Also the story lesson of not just depending on technology that may blind you to a niche, and instead go out and play in the real world? Ron's Gone Wrong already did that 5 years ago.
>>153562200Buzz Lightyear toys have a unique quirk in that they don't realise they're toys. Is part of their quirk that they have a natural affinity to Jessie for some reason? Buzz expressed attraction to Jessie back in Toy Story 2, and then he fell in love with her again when he was on Spanish mode. With all those Buzz Lightyears feeling compelled to find her, basically I'm wondering: are they all gonna fall in love with her?
>>153568776was the ron movie any good? i never saw it.
>>153568518Yeah I had forgotten that. Al for sure would have have a full look over and had the doll fixed up the same way he had Woody done.It makes the address still being there from unreasonable to not making sense.
>>153568781Maybe we'll get some rule34 of a big Buzz orgy with Jessie.Or maybe some Swain fanart of Jessie being lorded over like a queen by her army of Buzz Lightyears. Tending to her every need with some Buzzes laying down for them for be a throne for her to sit while other Buzz Lightyears fan her and feed her stickers of fruit (because they're toys)It could be the only enjoyable thing to get out of TS5
>>153568602>>153568641Ah, was sure carvings would at least raise up if the trunk grew, but than again the carving was down by the roots so fair enough.
>>153568828Nothing special enough to watch again, but I don't remember it being bad enough that you'd hate to sit through it if you had kids wanting to watch it.
>>153568781Even Lotso Buzz did mention Jesse as attractive.Maybe Buzz just has a thing for tomboy redheads within his franchise lore.
>>153568429NtA Hey, you worm, producers have less freedom than you might imagine, and in the specific case he's talking about, it was women at Pixar who didn't like it and the film didn't go ahead Women dominate entertainment nothing gets through without their approval, and there's literally a feminist producer on TS4 and 5.
>>153568372>>153568372We know you love dressing as a woman, that's your right, but during the movie Buzz wasn't defiled, and it was only in this scene that his personality was atrophied.
>>153567231The book made me think the whole thing was written by someone who was nostalgic for ToyStory2, but that could just be cause Jessie will be the main focus and so we kind of have to reference every little bit of her brief backstory we can.
>>153568776>it at least didn't contridict events we know of in the past.You're kidding, right?
>>153562047Woody getting old seems to be cut from this thing entirely, they didn't even include the gut. Heck, he seems to basically be irrelevant to the whole book.Kinda wondering if he'd either die in the movie some time towards the end, or if he'd literally walk off into the sunset and never return, getting retired from the franchise. (Woody looking down from "heaven" in the final pic? The "Team Bonnie" pic including him at the end smells like a red herring, but I dunno. I'm just spitballing.)Whatever happens, it's either too sad or too much of a nothingburger to include (or fit) in this book. I'm betting the former since the latter wouldn't make sense when the book spent 4 pages on "random Buzz army has an internet-connected laptop, show up to laser Buzz and Woody, then escort the MCs on horses to-"Overall though, no surprises from this thing, I'm sure the movie will fill in the gaps because duh. We kinda knew Lilypad wasn't gonna be a permanent villain since they're releasing a LeapPad tie-in toy and I think LeapFrog would get pissed if the movie explicitly made the irredeemable evil villain be one of their toys, and then make a Toy Story collab anyway. Plus 2010-202X seems to like tragic villains/antagonists that get redeemed in the end, minus any villains that are "too right-wing", "bigoted", racist or sexist, and Lilypad never gave those vibes.
>>153562175>oh yeah, and Woody's here too for some reason
>>153568217Yep I prefer this version and it would be quite mature in one aspect because Bo would fall and break, kind of "dying" from what I could interpret. And it seems like the idea was recycled from the other version of TS3 where Andy's mother marries a guy and they go to Mexico.
>>153568520This looks to be wireless though, so it's a more modern toy.
>>153568136As an uncle, fuck no. Kids get internet access so soon that they weasel their way into adult spaces (mostly TikTok) and pick up on all the adult trends and memes, and soon they're mini adults with zero understanding of any of the consequences of their actions, and the only "kid toys" they play with are of whatever the current meme game is.Heck, the only "kid games" kids seem to be socially okay with are the games in Roblox like Dandy's World or whatever.Don't have an iPhone? You're poor and a kid. Ostracized.Don't have a phone at all? Zero friends.Still playing [old kiddy game] instead of [new kiddy game] on Roblox? You're a kid. Ostracized.Don't play Fortnite? You're probably playing Hello Kitty Freeze Tag or something because you're a kid.Oh man though, if you wanna see kids aging WAY too fast and shitting on people for being too childish, look at the trashiest black kids. If you handed a poor black first grader a gun, he'd shoot you, take your wallet and rob a store with it to make himself tough, and I'm not kidding. We had a street placed in next to where I grew up and literally overnight the whole road was 100% black and every kid on that street stole bikes at BB-gunpoint, sometimes with slingshots and knives too while slinging every adult cuss word possible. The oldest kid was maybe 8. The whole street was the thuggiest, most stereotypical, most parody-level ghetto possible, and they'd routinely probe out into nearby neighborhoods just to rob every bike they could find. Kids couldn't even say no to joining this thing, they'd just get roped into it because robbing people and saying "nigga" made you and adult, I guess.Even the most racist of racist dudes couldn't come up with a street like that. Doubly sucked because that new road hard-blocked me from any friends I had on the other side, it cut my out-of-school friend group in half.
>>153568136shit* toys* fuck >>153571516>>153568298>>153568357I have a couple of cousins myself around Bonnie's age, all boys, and while they seem to prefer playing video games on their ipad and watching youtube and whatever, I don't think I've seen any of them ostracize another kid for playing with toys, like in a playground where some kid has an action figure of Spider-Man or Optimus Prime. Bonnie is a girl, so her having a cowgirl doll shouldn't be that weird or worthy of ridicule. Of course,I might've just not noticed how fucked kids are nowadays when it comes to tech and I'm just coping.
>People defend the trailer because tech bad is a needed lesson>Moral of the movie isn't tech bad, but rather kids badlol
>>153572100>>153571462I duplicated my post! Sorry!My internet is awful today.
>>153571969People defended the trailer?Here???
>4 movie woddy leaves>5 movie jessie leaves6 movies is about buzz, isnt it?
>>153568215Men?>Checks name on postFucking hell I assumed because of the way it was written it was from a woman.
>>153571969What's funny is that assuming the movie's plot isn't TOO different from this book, it's way more PRO tech than neutral, the ad is intentional bait and switch. Technology is what saves the day across the whole book.The lesson really seems to mostly be a "you'll find your friend somewhere" moral, or that you shouldn't try to bend yourself to join Group A, and you should be yourself and look for Group B.>>153568678I guess the time in between being a kid playing with dolls and being an adult looking to have kids (however long that window is) is a good chunk of time so if you reach a bit Emily might've had that time as an adult like "damn, I miss my old dolls..." and naming her kid after her old favorite toy she lost.I can't be the best judge here though since I watched TS2 and TS3 once each and skipped 4.>>153572387He probably means social media. People are jumping for a joy for a movie that tells kids and parents the evils of electronics, I can't wait to hear their reactions when they realize it's just bait to get them to watch it.>>153572585I did the same thing too.
>>153562291>>153568678>Emily loved Jessie so much she named her daughter after herRemind me of this Family Guy gag.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmWVnNfGKUo
>>153562414You honestly could remove Woody and Buzz from the entire story and absolutely nothing would change about it.
>>153568828I love Ron's Gone Wrong. I understood it as a movie about proprietary software and jailbreaking, taking a very real issue about having control over our technology and not technology have control of us, sounds a bit cliche but in the context it seems grounded in a real legal and intellectual framework (Free software movement, etc). All of that is narrated in an emotionally compelling way. I own the novelization and blu ray.
to me: If Emily cared so much about Jessie, why did she abandon her in such a pathetic way? Pixar's attempt to force a connection between the two, to the point of naming a daughter after a doll, is so flawed that I find it hard to believe why she gave Jessie away in the first place. And why give Jessie to Emily's daughter then? Or is this "Blaze" Emily's granddaughter? My God. The movie is terrible.
>>153562350what are the lightyears riding on? couldn't they get a BANEBLAAADE to help them out?
>>153573230I think it can be explained by her naming her daughter after the character of Jessie, and not the toy.Now this obviously means that what she actually cared about was the character of Jessie, and not the doll, but it would at least make some semblance of sense.
>>153573230No. Blaze is an inclusive character and is *perhaps* Emily's granddaughter, not her daughter, who from what I understand is blonde and yeah nothing of andy. I remember an anon here who wrote a fanfic about Andy having children with Cid's sister, and it seems more captivating than this movie.
>>153573338>>153573384Well, if they don't want to be idiots anymore, that would make them less idiotic and would make more sense in this idiotic movie written by idiots for idiots, but it's hard to believe why Jessie cared about that, since it doesn't concern her any more than Buzz being a space ranger.
>woody leaves>lol he can return anytime>jessie leaves>lol she can return anytimewhats the point of this?????
>>153562047So, no Andy??? Who cares about your DEI characters made in a week? We want to know about Andy. Did he get married? Did he have children? How would he react knowing that Bonnie gave birth to Jessei and lost Woody?
>>153573424>but it's hard to believe why Jessie cared about thatJessie's a dumb bimbo and thinks it's because of her, and not because of the thing she also represents.
>>153573458gave it to* lol lol
>>153573458anon I'm all for making fun of shit movies but I want REAL reason that isn't whatever the fuck a DEI is
>>153562350>woody humiliation ritualNot defending the film, but Woody gets shit on and humiliated in literally every Toy Story film
>>153573311GW licenses out to action figures companies now.1/16 scale, fully poseable Space Marines would raise havoc.
>>153569198You might be on to something
>>153573527is not comparable
>>153573487What? You want reasons why the movie will be bad? Scroll up a bit and you don't think Blaze is really bad, DEI? Pixar knew everyone liked Andy, since they're doing retcon after retcon, why not bring in Andy's kids or something like that
>>153573590>is not comparableYou'd have a conniption if this scene came out today anon
>>153573590>buzz takes the front seat and uses a seatbelt>woody stubbornly chooses the back of the vanYeah, I'd say it's comparable
>>153572585yeah same
>>153562414>>153568204>movie will have Buzz dressed as the bride while Jessie is the groomHow did that get past Disney?Thought they were clamping down on the woke stuff
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>>153573659played for laughs, don't be disingenuous
>>153573659That was putting him in a dress for comedy.Doing that for a wedding is kind of weird
>>153573688>>153573695The context in both scenes is a girl playing with the manly space ranger by dressing him like a doll. Stop reaching for retarded shit to get mad about this dogshit movie.
>>153573621>>1535736251) Cid's sister put it on him, and Buzz was literally depressed and crazy, literally. 2) But at the same time, it's Woody who saves Jessie on the plane, who saves the Penguin, and oh yeah, I almost forgot, it's Buzz who guides the group to Woody as a stereotypical hero. Now compare Woody "assistant" TS who lost his determination and Buzz who lost his heroism. Yes, totally the same
>>153573659>>153573621Me again, Biden supporter here btw
>>153573734>Now compare Woody "assistant" TS who lost his determination and Buzz who lost his heroismNo one's defending that. However, getting a mad about a dumb joke where Woody has to ride the small horse is still retarded.
Woody and Buzz's entire personalities in 4 and (probably 5) were changed; the first is a submissive doormat who lost all his determination and assertiveness, the second is simply an irrelevant comic relief who lost his hero pose and is no longer one of the active agents.Not the same >>153573752Lmao
>>153573785Nah Nobody's mad You took it too personally. We're just explaining why it was an out-of-context and dishonest comparison. Even the gayest and fattest fanboy admits that Woody and Buzz have changed. The same goes for Bo, etc.
>>153573734Actually, not even an assistant, but she calls him and humiliates him from beginning to end of the film, calling him an accessory lmao
>>153573818>Woody and Buzz have changedLearn to read, nobody disputed with that. This conversation started with >>153562350>woody humiliation ritualEven though these jokes at Woody's expense were standard in the original films.
>>153568136Oh, believe me, it happens. I was fucking raked over the coals for daring to like Thomas the Tank Engine in KINDERGARTEN.
>>153573904Its over.Your comparison failed miserably, so calm down>>153573734
>>153573905lmao same. Keep in mind these other kids, in my case, were literally fans of fucking WonderPets on Nick Jr (all the way up to 3rd grade), so logic doesn't play any part in it.
>>153573938>It'sThe comparison stands. Sorry that a toy wearing a dress triggers you.
This and the fourth film are proof this franchise is gay now.
>>153573621jessie was kind of a bitch for guilt tripping woody out of his previous life to come live in glass with her and making him out to be an uncaring bastard for considering his own life
>>153574122Kinda makes you wonder, why Woody didn't suggest she come with him to Andy's earlier
>>153571813women can get away with being juvenile all the way up to grandma age. like seriously, no one cares if a girl has cutesy toys and shit as a child, a teen, an adult, or elderly. if you are female you can have a huged stuffed animal collection your entire life and people won't question it. it's not even comparable to guys having action figures or anything because that comes with bad connotations and mockery. women are like a different species given a different ruleset
>>153568215>overly emotional>rainbow flag in profile picHe's a gaybo
>>153574171Since you know so much about women and this is a TS thread, could you tell me where I can find a woman like classic Bo Peep?
>>153562651I knew they would tackle the issue with kid gloves. Fucking coward enablers.
>>153575215maybe they still exist in texas but you have to get down there quick and find them before the rest of their kind hearts are manipulated by modern society into becoming like everyone else.
>>153575768Its over
>>153567033The shorts made after TS3 were good, and the perfect direction to take the franchise after TS3 drastically changed the status quo for the characters forever.
>>153564556>the guy that made that ts4 6 hour scathing review may shorten this one to half an hour...When the best thing about TS5 is looking forward to the inevitable schizo ramble, you know it's fucked.
>>153577237THIS
>>153562414Man this story seems pretty soulless and stupid.Structurally the plot feels like a children's show episode you'd see on tv vs. a pixar film with clever concepts or writing
>>153577237Or even some specials
>>153578480Its not canon
>>153578521lol
>>153573621I'll give you this one. I can imagine the dozens of political ragebait YT thumbnails using this image.
>>153562084Why are we STILL focusing on Bonnie? It's been SIXTEEN YEARS
I'm willing to forgive Pixar for this nonsense if they make this the post-credits stinger.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tav8EISUhYk
>>153573905Be honest, you mean you were a teacher in kindergarten, right?
>>153578521It's not?
