.
KINGnic protects this thread. He solos those jobbers btw.
Blossom kills all of em :)
>WHOsom
>>153577301hey
https://youtube.com/watch?v=FcxyJ2P8J-g
>>153577315whom...
Cucky Denji.
You can only post if your hero doesn't want to plap Sonic's cute tight blue asshole.
>does something no Bleach character can do
jjkbros lost a lot of izzat last thread.
What was Yuji's best feat in Shibuya?
That was certainly a thread
>>153577330I see a tail but no asshole
Sissy Denjeets can't take what they dish out, it seems.
Did I already mention that I want to worship Kirara's cock, balls and ass?
>>153577343
>>153577316hi
>>153577301>JOBssom>JOBBles>JOBBERcup
>>153577326Rammstein is cool.https://youtu.be/K6EpgyY2Tm8
>>153577349post csm females instead so i can just after you
>>153575080>still upCANONROO!
>>153577366Bejita...
>>153577378Okay!
>>153577366Denji...
>>153577301>Blo-ACK
>>153577373would you like to come over and eat some snacks with me
The meet-up was fun. See you in the next meet-up, dbg.
>>153577375you got TWO of those correct, anon.
But WHERE'S the Makima braps?
Redman
>>153577392Denji is female? Congrats on xhir transition. So xhe really did cut off xhir dick...
Redman.
>>153577397BARNEY THE ORANGE DINOSAUR?JUST ANOTHER VICTIM FOR KNACK
>>153577400i like your images
>>153577369>clearly hit his force field onlyKWAB
>>153577301>>153577400>SHITTERcup>WHOssomGODubbles....
>>153577398>>153577420>>153577316>>153577378>Lusting over men onlineFavorite character?
AWWWW SHITTTTT WE'RE KNACKING IT UP ALREADY?
>>153577415Emiya-sama...
>sonic getting uppity>when he couldn't hurt godzilla, and had to run from him on the tornado 1
>>153577399the GOATmortal low diffs everyone else in this image btw
>>153577424Bubbles....... is HARDCORE.
What is Yuji's best feat in Shibuya? Surely he has something better than Megumi managing to survive a heavenly restriction user that murdered dagon pretty easily.
>>153577301>>153577400>>153577424Full power Mojo Jojo literally fucking mogged them by soloing that space invader without using a single weapon or plan.PowerFRAUDS.
I don't think that i can stand 3 weeks more of this
>>153577444FVVVVAAAAARRRKKKKKK!!! TRIPPY TRVTHYROO....!!!!
https://vocaroo.com/1ooiOUGGt191
>>153577434>men if you post a girl character that makes you a girl
Bring me Jenny Wakeman NOW
>>153577444YOU KNOW WHO ELSE IS HARDCORE?KNACK FROM THE HIT GAME KNACK
Reminder that everyone hates this filthy Venezuelan pedo
>>153577462IT'S A.... IT'S A MASTERPIECE!!!!!!!!
>>153577457does yuji in the dub actually sound like this
Anybody wanna ERP as Kirara with me on my Discord server?
>>153577476Is he a Yujibro or a Denjibro?
>>153577477DON'T YOU MEAN....A KNACKSTERPIECE?
>>153577479Beats me, I never watched JJK, I just fulfilled an anon's request and found the result really funny
Reminder that everyone hates the brown shitskin autist from POOzil
>>153577481i cant erp as a girl but i would still like to participate as a man
>>153577460Nah, you're getting a murder drone
>>153577481Denjisaar, this obsession with fucking men isn't healthy
>>153577481Send link
>>153577497Yep. Everyone hates the Sonicfag.
>>153577398do you have the Jalapeno Cheddar Cheetos or no
>>153577503I don't think even Cyn can slice a planet in half like that but okay.
THE ONLY SNACKS I WANT ARE THE ONES I EAT DURING MY INTENSE KNACK PLAY SESSIONS ON MY PLAYSTATION
A bit of the last thread makes me want to write about Yugioh mechanics and how they might work in a fight, like negating on resolution or changing the effect
>>153577434does anon not know that Buttercup's a girl?she's literally in a team named the Powerpuff GIRLS c'mon
HOLY YUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMI JUST LOVE SWIMMING IN BOILING FACES!!!!!!EVERY HERO BELOW ME NOW TOOK A HUGE CRAP ON ME AND MY ENDLESS OCEAN OF DEFECATION!!!!!I AM SUCH A HAPPY VENEZUELAN RAT
Knack solos Kratos
>>153577422
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMOREI'M LEAVING THE HALLS
KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGack!
>>153577537you're wrong.KNACK SOLOS EVERYBODY
>>153577511no i only have these gummy candies but they taste really goodhttps://files.catbox.moe/tp8eg2.mp4
>>153577463My 4-0 KING.
>>153577488Yujibro https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/153563144/#q153565005
>>153577543That's not Goku.
>>153577560Post the other 2 Death Battle matches he won. :)
It could be possible to make a battle like AM vs the QU?
>>153577551SHIT IN MY MOTU KNACK PLEASEROOOOOO
>>153577560>4I know he fought Kratos and Ghost Rider. Who were the other two people he fought in Death Battle?
Where do the HBO Powerpuff Girls scale?
Megamind VS Gru would've been kino if Knack showed up and won against both of them
>>153577589Weaker than Oolong
>>153577589Does Blossom have an Architect buff?
>>153577596Megamind is too powerful he would turn knack into his minion
>>153577481No Yujibro.
Anybody here make music? I wanna know death battle's music taste
>>153577606no Knack is more powerful he can spam the triangle button to lift a boulder up
I don't even like or care about JJK, I just think shitposting against Denji is funnier
/spoiler one of those heroes posted is actually Captain Ginyu
>>153577494I still can't believe this guy is getting his dumb Moana remake already, you'd think Hollywood would have pushed him away after he failed to make Black Adam a household name.
>>153577613Liam has an entire site for this, filled with nothing but fart sounds
>>153577571>>153577587https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqIGMbA7ISYhttps://rtarchive.org/watch/dbx-season-1-spawn-vs-alucard
>>153577621ctrl + S, anon
>>153577629>you'd think Hollywood would have pushed him away after he failed to make Black Adam a household name.That's what having contacts and power does to you. Imagine the satanic shit he did to get this much power there
yo who the FUCK is gonna be roleplaying as kirara tonite for me and the boys
>>153577634>DBXI said Death Battle. Not DBX :)
>>153577643Send that tag! Let's get a gangbang goon party going!
>:)oh he mad
>>153577634That Spawn sprite is pretty cool, shame it doesn't have the cape though.
Look at this cat
>>153577652Death Battle X is Death Battle :)
You are Byakuya KuchikYou come home after a "hard" day of "work" at your job as a Soul Reaper and for some reason, decide not to enter through the side door, but the front door instead.When you enter you can hear pained screeching, forcing you to look up, where you catch sight of Majin Buu brutally shitting on your sister, Rukia. You move quickly out of sight, and quietly make your way upstairs. Did Majin Buu see you as he had your sister bent over the toilet?You sneak into the bedroom, and can hear Rukia begging for mercy, "NO! NO! NO! PLEASE AAAAAHHH!" her screams are the guttural cries of someone genuinely afraid for their life, but you just pretend like it's "young love", and your sister's budding sexuality.You try your best, but it becomes too much, so you try earplugs, but you know those don't actually work. In the end, you wind up in the bathtub, where you close the curtain, and eyes darting, begin making imitation shower noises, because you don't want Majin Buu to hear you taking a shower, but want something to drown out the sound of your sister screaming, "BROTHERBROTHERBROTHER HELLLLPPP ME!!!"Suddenly, it ends, and you can hear your sister let out the grainy groan of a neutered bitch"Buu made Poo Poo. Time for round 2..." You hear Majin Buu say in an innocent tone."Please no, please no mo-!" Her pleas are cut short by a gagging and slurping sound, forcing you to rock faster.That's when you hear it, your sister swallowing down poop. "GRRRRGGGGH!"You hear a loud, "GULP!" Followed by a gag and soft sobs, as you tell yourself, over and over, "It's okay, Buu is just too strong".
>>153577667discord.gg/UZkG9Zhnj
>>153577683If that was true it would just be called Death Battle. Hope that helps :)
Cucky Clark is trying to pick a fight with his master Spawn again?
>>153577686Buu wouldn't do this.
>>153577685That's cute. Now, bend over.
>>153577698It is true that's why the wins are recorded on the wiki ;)
>>153577685
>>153577713Why are they separated? :)Maybe because it's noncanon and a spin off series :) Spawn is only 2-0 :)
>:)What is this, fucking Facebook?
>>153577730>Bragging about less wins Why?
>>153577730FVARK! What BEASTS! And Superman is there too I guess.
>>153577709>Gets raped in both his own book and Death BattleCan Superfag ever catch a break?
>>153577736>unironically seething
>S-S-S-S-SeethingWe know that's all you do, superkek.
ᕙ( •̀ ᗜ •́ )ᕗBEAST.
The Spawn and Samus images upsetting the Superfag so bad after spamming dozens of his wiki images is the funniest thing that's happened here in a while
Nobody's hero is Spawn or Samus. It's all just HBOC
>>153577761>does angry face>denies it
>Nobody's hero is the cool 90s edgelord or one of the faces of video game cultureCOPEman...
No one's hero is a rape victim.
Spawn is cool, why wouldn't people like him?
>>153577792>CHAD nukem out of nowhere
>>1535777392 + 2 = 40 + 1 = 12 + 1 = 3>>153577784I love Spawn and Samus. Spawn TAS is cozy as fuck and I loved Zero Mission and Fusion.
>>153577804SHUT UP!
Why are people hyping up Spawn over a year after his match?
>>153577730Why does Samus get so many chicks?
As alwaysNever wrongThe KINGS
*runs**hides*
>>153577828... and SHITnic and RAPEDman are there too I guess.
>>153577822He's cool, powerful and he fought a literal BOUNDLESS BEAST infinite infinities above him and won
>>153577826Why wouldn't a badass bird lady get that many chicks? What do you think she spends all her space federation bounty money on other than space hookers?
>>153577621GIDDYUP
>>153577815>+2In a non canon cancelled series :)>+1 In a non canon cancelled series :)>+1 In a non canon cancelled series :)
>>153577828>1-1, 1*-2, and guy who keeps smurfing on GokuGotta say...not impressed with the royalty...
>>153577828>KEKnic
>>153577846True...
Spawn. Mario. Thor.
>>153577736Rawr x3 *nuzzles* how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o *notices you have a bulge* o: someone's happy ;) *nuzzles your necky wecky*~ murr~ hehehe *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* you're so big :oooo *rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy* it doesn't stop growing ·///· *kisses you and lickies your necky* daddy likies (; *nuzzles wuzzles* I hope daddy really likes $: *wiggles butt and squirms* I want to see your big daddy meat~ *wiggles butt* I have a little itch o3o *wags tail* can you please get my itch~ *puts paws on your chest* nyea~ its a seven inch itch *rubs your chest* can you help me pwease *squirms* pwetty pwease *sad face* I need to be punished *runs paws down your chest and bites lip* like I need to be punished really good~ *paws on your bulge as I lick my lips* I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk *unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow* youy smell so musky :v *licks shaft* mmmm~ so musky *drools all over your cock* your daddy meat I like *fondles* Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe *puts snout on balls and inhales deeply* oh god im so hard~ *licks balls* punish me daddy~ nyea~ *squirms more and wiggles butt* I love your musky goodness *bites lip* please punish me *licks lips* nyea~ *suckles on your tip* so good *licks pre of your cock* salty goodness~ *eyes role back and goes balls deep* mmmm~ *moans and suckles*
>>153577840Spawnrider is like the anti-Krasura when you put it like that.>>153577826She's irresistible to everyone. Can't blame em.
>>153577866... all Sonic victims. Neg diff.
>>153577882*victimizers
>>153577882Rape apologist jeet
>>153577868GAYperman said this to Koslov.
>>153577868
>>153577812>CHAD nukemAnon...I'm so sorry.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuLyUHxq7Sw
>>153577868Completely normal way to respond to Superman having a perfect win streak :)
>I AM GRAND REGENT THRAGG SURRENDER NOW OR... WHO IS THAT BALD HUMAN?*SOLAR FLARE**DESTRUCTO DISK*>Huh... that was easy.
>>153577289>AW MAN! I JUST GOT ALL 7 CHAOS EMERALDS DADOW! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!>ALMIGHTY EMERALDS, REMOVE MY LIMBS AND MAKE ME DADOW'S NUGGET BABY!>AWWW RIGHT! TWO MORE WISHES TO GO TOO!>GENIE! SHRINK ME DOWN SO I CAN FIT INSIDE DADOW-SAMAS FORESKIN AND SPHINCTER!>HEHEHEH! LOOK HOW TINY I AM DADOW!>ALRIGHT EMERALDS, NOW MAKE IT SO I SPEND 12 HOURS IN DADOW'S ASS AND THEN GET TELEPORTED TO HIS FORESKIN, AND I SPEND 12 HOURS THERE TOO! AND IT NEVER ENDS, AND NOBODY CAN REMOVE ME! ALRIGHT! AND I CAN ONLY GET SUSTENANCE FROM DADOW'S SMEGMA AND SHIT! IM GETTING EXCITED! OH, AND GIVE TAILS BONE CANCER!>MY WISHES GRANTED! TOO COOL SHAHRA!>WOW DADOW, GUESS IT WAS FORESKIN FIRST HUH?>OH MAN ITS WARM IN HERE! AND WET! YOURE SO VIRILE DADOW! THE SMEGMA IS LIKE SHELOBS WEB! HAHAHAHA!>MHMM, I JUST GOTTA TASTE IT! OH MAN! LIKE BITTER CHILLI DOGS WITH AN EXTRA HELPING OF SALT! A TRUE HEDGEHOG BANQUET! BON APPETITE DADOW!>MHMMFH! MHMM! IT FEELS GOOD TO KNOW TAILS AND MY CHAOS ARE BACK HOME, NOT YET SUSPECTING THE SLOW DEATH SENTENCE I JUST GAVE THEIR BUDDY! AHA! HES PROBABLY IN PAIN AND THEYRE PANICKING WONDERING WHY! THEYRE PROBABLY DESPERATELY TRYING YO CONTACT ME, NOT REALISING I WISHED THIS UPON THEM AND THEN MADE MYSELF YOUR MAGGOT SLAVE!>MYMMHHH! SO GOOD DADOW! YOUR DRY CUM IS SO GOOD! I CANT WAIT TO LIVE ON IT FOREVER LIKE A PARASITE! LIKE THE LOATHSOME WORM I AM DADOW!>THIS IS MY TRUE SELF! AWW MAN! THIS IS WHAT I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE. BEING A CUM SHIT MAGGOT MADE TO WORSHIP YOUR BODY! TO LIVE OFF YOUR BODILY DISCHARGE IN PERPETUAL WORSHIP! AWWW MAN!>THE STENCH OF FISH IS JUST AMAZING!>WHAT THE? 12 HOURS ALREADY??? TIME FOR THE NIGHT SHIFT! AWWW MAN IT REEKS IN HERE!>FART ON ME DADOW, I NEED TO CHOKE ON YOUR FARTS! YOUR ANUS IS MY PLANET! YOUR BOWEL MOVEMENTS ARE MY WEATHER AND MY ECOSYSTEM! SEND A NOXIOUS GAS ATTACK MY WAY!>IS THAT… A LITTLE NUGGET OF DADOW'S SHIT? OH BOY IM THE LUCKIEST HEDGEHOG EVER! MHMMFH MHMM AWW MAN!
>>153577906HOLY BASED
>>153577828I DON'T SEE KNACK
>>153577301Fairy victim
>>153577935Post any of those fairies traveling through time.
>>153577906Besides many people believing, John St John is NOT Duke Nukem. 3D Realms staff are also a bunch of hypocrites that made a lot of racist and sexist jokes in the past and never apologized for it.
>>153577959>the retard who spends all day spamming images of women being toilet paper complaining about sexism (of ALL people)
Goku is so kind
>>153577977>complaining Nice headcanon, scat brat. Go clean my ass now.
>>153577851DBX is canon to Death Battle :)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cqlqqdTNAQ&t=556s
>>153577951They are constantly traveling through time towards the future, one second at a time
>>153578002KNACK SOLOS
>>153576075>They only argued it got past Limitless, not that it bypasses Durability (which they argued Gojo had far superior AP and also Durability to help last through said bangs)I'm going to be completely honest here.With the info we had at the moment it was maybe okay to make the argument that Makima's Bangs could bypass infinity, nowadays we know That attack is part of the Gun devil's power so there's no reason to assume it would be able to do that >Countered by Gojo's constant refreshing of his brain and also being the literal pinnacle of Jujutsu Sorcery at birthNone of these mean shit.Gojo's constant refreshing of his brain can't even help him against the basics drawbacks of Jujutsu Sorcery, and being the pinnacle of Jujutsu means nothing for a character that exists outside his verse... Hell it didn't mean shit for fucking Jogo>Matched by Six EyesNo?>They argued that how Makima died in CSM means Gojo could completely obliterate her forcing her to reincarnate as an entirely different person bypassing her contractNo?They argued that if Gojo could erase her completely she wouldn't have anything left to regenerate. This is very interpretation heavy because you could make the argument that Damage transfer is not the same as Regen so it doesn't matter if she has nothing left to heal (because there's no healing in the first place) but I digress The point is that Gojo won because of his superior AP, I guess that's fair >Matched by Gojo's own teleportationOnce again I can't blame DB for this because at the time we didn't have this info but Gojo needs coordinates to be able to teleport, if Makima is faster and can teleport to the other side of Japan it would be hard for Gojo to keep up >RCT or somethingThey argued in favor of inner domains preventing this, something that only exists in data books and interviews, basically JJK's version of Smart Atoms alongside the worms that prevent hunger
>>153578001>timestamp failLOL
>>153578001CLARKSISSIES EMERGENCY DISCORD MEETING RIGHT FUARKING NOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW
>>153578001Sorry, it still isn't canon :)Samus is 2-0 :) Spawn is 2-0 :)Superman is 3-0 :)
>>153578029it's okay smileseethe anon you don't have to take your meds today
>Whining about canon in a series that is strictly fanfiction
>>153577822Most people don't even read Spawn, they just listen to the youtube shorts.
BUU MADE POO POO COME CLEAN BUU BUUS DOO DOO
>>153578021.>>153578029>It-it's not canon because...IT JUST ISN'T OK?!11I accept your concession.
>>153578057>Most people don't even read SpawnYeah, instead they watch the KINO HBO series.
>>153578052Death Battle is canon.And if anything Death Battle X is even more canon, because it has hundreds of expert researchers instead of 2.
>>153578029>:)so god damn mad.
https://makeagif.com/i/VWOelP
>>153578077I think people know more about Spawn from Mortal Kombat 11 and that one cameo in Invincible if anything. Todd isn't doing much with the character because of that new movie that is living in limbo rn.
>>153578075DBX is officially acknowledged as a spin off. It will never be canon :)
>>153578116spinoffs are canon too THO
>Spin offs aren't canonThe Last Wishbros...
>>153578116>I-It's a spinoff..So Supergirl isn't canon to Superman Legacy, then?
I don't acknowledge DBX's records since Iron Man lost in that and they had Mikasa beat Spider-Man
>>153578116Popeye's entire series is a spinoff.
>From the darkness beneath The King's feet, two monstrous forms rose: the chimera Agito, screaming with the voices of a dozen beasts, and the towering, wheel-headed Eight-Handled Sword Divergent Sila Divine General Mahoraga>Shinmyomaru tapped her Miracle Mallet against the ground, invoking an Urban Legend. >Shinmyomaru Sukuna "Come forth, my fellow outcasts! Little Green Men!">From every blade of grass and crack in the stone, hundreds of tiny, glowing green humanoids emerged, a swarming emerald army that mirrored the Princess's resolve. The King’s shadows faced the Princess’s legends>Shinmyomaru soared high, her bowl expanding until it resembled a polished UFO hovering menacingly in the clouds>Below, the Little Green Men moved like a verdant tide. They didn't just attack; they clung to the shadows of the Shikigami, their tiny hands pulling at the seams of their physical forms>Ryomen Sukuna stood at the center of the chaos, his arms crossed, letting Agito take the brunt of the swarm’s impact>From her aerial perch, Shinmyomaru unleashed a new wave of fish-shaped Danmaku. As they descended, they glowed with an eerie green hue. These weren't just projectiles, each one was piloted by an Urban Legend>The bullets banked, dove, and looped in mid-air, chasing Ryomen Sukuna with sentient precision>Ryomen Sukuna danced through the storm, his movements a blur of sadistic efficiency. A stray bullet grazed his cheek; another exploded against his shoulder. Yet, he remained strangely passive, his four eyes fixed not on the Princess, but on the wheel above Mahoraga’s head...>CLICK>The wheel spun. The Divine General, who had been buried under a mountain of green men, suddenly emitted a low, resonant hum. With a single, sweeping strike of its sword, it unleashed a shockwave that didn't just cut the swarm, it negated their "legendary" properties>The Little Green Men vanished into vapor
>Sorry, it still isn't canon :)>Samus is 2-0 :)>Spawn is 2-0 :)>Superman is 3-0 :)
>>153578154>When Koslov says you can't watch him and Lois tonight
gee I wonder where all this DBX talk is coming from
>Schizophrenic delusionsSuperFAG lost and is 3-1.
>>153578116>a spin off will never be canondon't tell this nigga about better caul saul or mario kart
Superman will never lose a canon death battle :) No rational person should be getting mad over that :) There's nothing wrong with being 2-0 :)
Who raped smileseethe to be this way?
https://youtu.be/sMD7TPpRGVw?t=15Better MenLike Warrior-ZSun in his eye, now he LightspeedHe telling me he's a Bovndless BeastWhen a Bear almost take his life awayI punch a whole Supernova for fuckin' with meBut he outscale that by choppin a TreeJust cause im brown says i’m a JeetI’m a Monster no longer from todayBetter MenBetter, Better, Better, Better MenWish to TEACH meSaar, I don't lie no moreDon't wank to the feats no moreHave mercy /DBG/Gay Spartan gaped my holesBut he jobs to wall-size TrollsHave mercy on the Better MenBetter, Better, Better, Better Menon /DBG/
>>153578017Gojo canonically is weak to mind attacks because hanami was able to pacify him with her ct
>beat a literal boundless beast>beat wankucard>mogged superman>beat kratosFvark...
I started humping my chair while chanting "BETTER MEN, BETTER MEN, BETTER MEN" I did it as a joke but after a few seconds I actually got hard
>>1535782124-0 BEAST!
>>153578223Better Men always win.
>>1535782122-0 GOD!
So to sum up>DBX is canon to DB thanks to Goomba vs Koopa 2>Therefore Spawn is 4-0 and Superman is 3-1>>153578221Spawn is /ourguy/
>>153578236>Doctor Doom out of NOWHERE
>>153578216I don't get it.
>>153577994Disgustingb autistic shitskin. Quit embarrassing your self.
There's nothing wrong with HBOC with Spawn btw.
This is just a den of homosexual degeneracy
There's nothing wrong with losing to Saitama btw
>Disgustingb
>>153578255I don't like DBZ. Anyone else? I love Spawn.
>>153578188Adds up
Krillin would kill any viltrumite btw
SUPER DUPER DIAPERBIG MESSY SHARTS*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
>>153578265>SaitamaCouldn't one punch Spawn
IF I DID NOT REPLY TO THE POST, DO NOT REPLY TO IT FOR ME IN MY STEAD. (goddamn jew)
>>153578276Post a single Krillin feat above car level.
>>153578188For the record, I don't use Reddit and I don't care about Saitama or his series. I just really love watching a guy twist himself in knots over his hero losing once.>>153578281Superman...
>>153578276>
WANDAAAAAAAAAA!!!
>>153578211Koslov got out of his copy of Superman: Red and Blue and bootyblasted him too
>>153578281Goku...
>>153578285Shut the fuck up scatbrat.
Still 3-0 btw :)
>>153578287>>153578296https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tp7szg3RkDYKrillin's first destructo disc took off a mountain top.Krillin's destructo disc on Namek was strong enough that if Frieza in his second form (over 1 million power level) hadn't dodged it, he would have lost more than just his tail.He legit can just use the Solar Flare x100 and then cut any of them in half.
>>153578304I won't lie, this actually gave me an erection :)
>>153578322Vegeta against Goku...
what do you guys think of my new trip
>>153578326>SLOWllin the CAN'TDODGEABULLET
>>153578322We know, Samus.
>>153578341I like it :)
>>153578326That's a small hill breh
I could easily beat Goku three times in a row...
>>153578351>2-0mus out of nowhere
>>153578362>3-1perman cope
>>153578361in bed
>>153578326>mountain>posts small hill barely bigger than the bush onscreenCanon Cuck Btw
>>153578362*3-0mushttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEznBGLSJjg&pp=ygUVc2FtdXMgdnMgbWFzdGVyIGNoaWVmCanon btw
Anakin Skywalker would BTFO Sasuke
CUUUUCKKYYYYYYYY!!!
>>153578385in bed
>>153578357It's still more than enough to cut a viltrumite in half. Second form Frieza was around 14-15x stronger than Krillin, and Krillin still would have sliced him in half had Frieza not realized he needed to dodge. Krillin also managed to outrun and escape that Frieza too.Oh, and the Solar flare x100 blinds you even if you close your eyes and prevents you from sensing ki.
>I'm sure to win because they will wank my soul damage to destroy you, Denj->Nani, he's fast ACK>GYAHAHAHA Looks like my dream is better than yours, asshole. Unlimited kisses, here I come!and that's the last anyone heard of Cucky Yuji. BVLLSAW CHAD handled that. Any questions?
>>153578395>Asks for a feat above car live>Best I can do is show him shaving the top off a tiny hillKWAB
>>153578380>canon cuck>look up Maron>she's an anime only character, and therefore not canonKrillin and 18 are in a monogamous relationship btw
>>153578410Car level* you know what I meant KEKllin
>>153578380>>153578390It twitched :)
>>153578402>bullsawchad>begged some dude to let him tongue his asshole>>153578423>look it up>anime fillerHmmm guess he's not a canon cuck.
>>153578373>-1 Still can't find the Death Battle where Superman loses. Oh well :)>>153578382>DBXNon canon! Nothing wrong with only being 2-0!
>>153578418Are you sure about that?
>>153577730Can Spawn defeat Demi Fiend and claim his 3-0 crown?
>>153578395Frieza LITERALLY got cut in half by a sword bro, that's not impressive. Every Viltrumite fucks Krillin's wife, sub-bullet fodder
My HERO is a chad he just... Never... Kissed a girl... On screen...
>>153578435>Non canon>>153578001Nothing wrong with being 3-1 either :)>>153578445He's already 4-0 anon but I agree adding another wouldn't hurt
>>153578448Can you post any Viltrumite destroying a planet without assistance?
>>153578254>Disgustingb autistic shitskin. Quit embarrassing your self.
>>153578402Kek. DenCHAD would've saved Nobara unlike cucky Yuji. He literally CRIED over Nobara KWAB
>>153578435>DBX ISN'T CANON! DBX ISN'T CANON BECAUSE I HEKIN' SAID-Post Superbitch beating someone (not Goku) in death battle.
>>153578438Yeah, because Gohan and Videl are also in a monogamous relationship.Gohan is sitting behind 18, and 18 is standing up.>>153578448*sword enhanced by Trunk's kiEither way, Krillin kills any viltrumKEK with no effort.
>>153578418Krillin literally named his daughter after her, in the manga.
I'm so strong I HAVE to beat on the same guy three times to prove it!
>>153578467>sword enhanced by Trunk's kiNice kicontrol headcanon. Any proof of your headcanon?No? Ok then.Cucky Frieza jobbed to a regular sword, and Krilling gets CVCKED by the weakest Viltrumite.
SPAWNTOOOOOOSSSasupraman...
>>153578467Are you sure about that?
>>153578361We know Vegeta.
>>153578477No, he didn't. Maron is anime filler, Marron is Krillin's daughter.Toriyama might not have even known about Krillin's filler GF.>>153578485>head canonIt's not though. He can do it in Super. That sword isn't just a 'normal sword' either, it was made and refined with advanced future technology.
>>153578499Yes. I am sorry for you but there is no actual cuckoldry in Dragon ball. I know you expect it, since it's so common in comics, but manga isn't as cuck filled. Sorry bro.
>>153578455DBX is a non canon spin off. It also has zero research. Hope that helps :)Superman is 3-0Spawn is only 2-0 and that's okay! >>153578466>Being this mind broken over DBX not being canonWhy? There's no reason to be this upset over it.
>>153578513Kek as if.Toriyama LITERALLY FACTUALLY named their daughter Marron IN THE MANGA after the girl who CVCKED Krillin in the canonime.
>>153578017>That attack is part of the Gun devil's powerBut Makima clearly was shooting bangs before she beat the Gun Devil. She flat out killed the Gun Devil, turned him into a fiend and had him killed again. Just because Yoru's bangs are the Gun Devil's doesn't mean that Makima's is. Especially when Nayuta has weaker, mind control bangs >Superior APThe funny part is that if Makima would die to a really strong attack, she would have already died to the Darkness Devil! Either way, the jogo meteor was retarded and the Reze Movie has Makima outscale this so I guess the result is wrong now > I can't blame DB for this because at the time we didn't have this infoI can. Gege flat out wrote in one of the author's q and a sections that Gojo has extremely limited teleportation and still had to take the train to school. Pretty sure it was in a volume>Inner domains Legitimately only applies to cursed energy. It's a WOG thing to explain why Hanami doesn't just grow trees inside people. Gege says bodies are inner domains so a sorcerer can't put their cursed energy in someone else's body. Which isn't the same as the conceptual embodiment of mold being grown into your brain
>>153578513Post proof then.Oh, you can't? Then it's your headcanon, cucky boii. Your verse jobs to regular swords.>That sword isn't just a 'normal sword' either, it was made and refined with advanced future technology.Another lie you made up to cope, and have zero source for, LMAO you're so desperate and pathetic, this is why Viltrum CHADS cuck you if you gotta literally lie to compete.
>>153578537You are a faggot lmao
>>153578528>no actual cuckoldry in Dragon ballGohan having a date with Lady RedChi-Chi marrying Goku breaking Bulma's heartYamcha and Bulma (CHEATING)Bulma flirting with ZamasuAnd plenty more, you are no scholar.
>>153578528https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHC1230OpOg
>>153578537>canonimeDBZ filler is not canon, sorry bro.I know you want, expect, and NEED cuckoldry in your media so you can jerk off to it, but there is no canon cuckoldry in Dragon Ball.Sorry bro.
>>153578548You self-insert as a canon cuck, so...
>>153578558Then why did Toriyama name Krillin's daughter after his BVLL's canonime fuckmeat then, cucky boii?
>>153578552Cena Sama...
>>153578534>Superkek is projecting again>He can't post superbitch beating anyone else other than Goku in DBYou lost.
>>153578528FRAUD
>>153578534>DBX is a non canon spin offCanon thanks to Koopa vs Goomba 2 showing that fight being in the same verse as DB :)>Zero researchIrrelevantSuperman is 3-1 and there's nothing wrong with that :)
Daily reminder that Krillin is a canonical cuck who married Cell's sloppy seconds. Toriyama himself confirms this.
This clash ALMOST destroyed an entire UNIVERSE.
>>153578587>eating someone with your tail is the same as sexThat's not how that works. That would make Cell bisexual since he also did the same with 17.
Being a fag of Krillin is hilarious.Just ignore all of his appearances ever and you can maybe deny he's a cuck.
>>153578596in bed
>>153578552>first impulse is to hook 18 up with another manI genuinely like Krillin but 'nice guy' behavior like this is literally cuck behavior.
>Toriyama looked at this, and said it's so KINO and CANON that he named Krillin's manga daughter after her
>>153578617Viltrusissies…
>>153578582>Non canon gag DBX will never be canon and that's okay! :)Superman is 3-0 and that's okay! :)Nobody cares about DBX because it has zero research. People like Death Battle for its unbiased research. Hope that helps :)
>>153578598Cell can be bisexual then, like KINGtos.Doesn't change the fact he FUCKED 18 with his internal Penis, and she had his Babies. And Cucky Krillin has to settle for her well-used womb.
>>153578463>I'm so sad that Nobara is dying! I hate Mahito so much All right then. Let's save her, Yuji! >Nah. I've got better things to do. If she dies, she dies. Can't do anything about it>I CAN'T BELIEVE SUKUNA POSSESSED MY EDGY EMO GAY FRIENDCalm down, Yuji. >I REFUSE. I'M GOING TO SAVE MY GAY BEST FRIEND. AND I MEAN IT WHEN I SAY FRIEND. WE'RE JUST FRIENDS, I SWEAR Watch out, Yuji! A building level punch is coming at you!>AIIIEEEEEEEE
>People are still going on about Krillin being a cuckGet new material, fags.
Krillin The Cuck.
>>153578632Anon, what was Yuji suppose to do to help Nobara?He's not a healer, he doesn't have any healing techniques.Leaving her in the hands of professionals WHO DID was the best thing he could do.
>>153578639Tell Krillin to stop being a canon cuck every episode and every chapter THEN.
>this retard keeps HBC (Hiding Behind Canon)HOLY KEK
>>153578643Damn it's literally like a Netorare Doujin
>>153578654Warrior-Z…
>>153578643>18 telling Krillin to man up and stop becoming a bitch mean he's a cuck?
I genuinely don't get the Krillin hate though.He's not the strongest sure, not by a long shot, but he shows up when he's needed, he does the best he can, and sometimes he even dies doing so.Is it unironically just jealously because he's a bald manlet who got the girl, and the anons who seethe at him are bald manlets who didn't get the girl?
>>153578648>Never asks about her after Shibuya >Never sees her after Shibuya >Never looks for specialists to come heal her>Basically never thinks about her at all until Gege decided that he felt like writing her back in at the very endMaybe anything at all? But wait. Yuji is gay and doesn't care about women
>>153578627>Non canon gagCanon and not a gag when it's essential to the end of the fight :)Superman is 3-1 and that's OK :)>Irrelevant copebabbleIt's OK :)
>>153578659Ignore him. He's just spamming his fetish.
I want to get a double blowjob from Krillin and Aang at the same time.
>>153578681Yujibro...
>>153578681Denjibro…
Remember: what is a joke in the halls is reality in capeshit
>>153578681Bald fetish is a thing?
>>153578674DBX will literally never be canon and that's ok :)You lost :)
>>153578678>He'sThat's implying it's one guy and not the entity of /dbs/.
>>153578690>>153578694If you call me anything besides goonerbro then this double blowjob becomes a quadruple blowjob and you two will get nut privileges.
>>153578704Favorite character?
>>153578709Yours.In bed.
>>153578698I accept your concession :)
>>153578697Their smooth heads would feel good on my palms while they're playing down there.
>>153578709Gojo Satoru. I love all the LGBTQ representation in his series!
>>153578717>Nothing left to say Thanks for acknowledging DBX is not canon :)I know that must have been really tough for you :)
>>153578717in bed
Do You think that chudsday will be back in a big dc event?
>Superkek is STILL seething about the DBX lostLol, what a fag.
>>153578643Super was just out to humiliate everyone wasn't it?
>>153578723Joke's on you, I would totally fuck him up the ass.
>>153578725DBX is canon, I already posted the proof :)You saying it isn't based on anything else besides it means nothing next to it :)Thank you for accepting Superman's 3-1 record :)
Post a Yuji feat that isn't from Shinjuku or Modulo otherwise you're a larper.
The thing about Krillin is, well, that he's a good cuck.STOP! Before you start on about Tien, just hear me out. I'm actually a Krillinbro.See Krillin is weak and timid and he knows it, like a good cuck would. That's why he created the Kienzan. Instead of throwing a constant stream of ki at his enemies, he made a disc that can cut through anything (well, a small bush-sized hill). A technique specifically tailored to try and circumvent his poor energy reservoir, comparatively obviously. As one of the main Dragonball characters he's still a small hill buster. But, still, he knows he's not the strongest, even when Frieza was killed by a regular sword, and he works with that limitation. It shows in how he trains, how he fights and his relationships.In fights he knows he's just stalling for Goku. He uses techniques designed to be used against stronger opponents or to create openings he can exploit, Kienzan and Solar Flare. And in his relationships, well....Krillin has a good cuck mindset. A good cuck knows they aren't the ideal man and they work with that.See. After Gohan defeated Cell and everything was over, Krillins first inclination was to let 18 get back together with 17. Krillin put 18s desires before his own. He thought she would be happier with another man and he was completely willing to let that man have her without a fight. Again, this is a good cuck mindset.And then after they hook up, Krillin knows he cannot support himself and 18, what does he do? He finds a good strong dependable man to provide where he can't, Master Roshi. He lets 18 canonically fuck Roshi to pay rent. And when his daughter has such a strong resemblance to another man, well....Krillin loves 18 unconditionally and would do whatever he has to do to ensure she's happy. Even if that means getting another man to help where he knows he falls short.Krillin really is a good cuck. The best even. That's what I love most about my HERO.
>>153578748Uhhhh. He was nearly knocked out by wall level punches
I'm so FEATLESS.....but....my posters are so STRAIGHT and....they...LIKE me.
>>153578733He'll come around eventuallyLike Koslov did
>>153578771Yujibro...
I have fifteen penises but I only use one because one is all I need.
>>153578777TRIPPY TRVTHIES...
>>153578760Find jesus please you are sick
>>153578788Jesus' dad Joseph was a BETTER MAN who raised another man's son.Just like Cucky Krillin raises his wife's son Marron.
>>153578695kek, true
>>153578732Probably not till next year, they confirmed another crisis event, DC KO was bery pointless, Darkseid didn’t even come close to dying
>>153578796>t.Porn addicted retard
>his wife's son Marron???cuckposters are not sending their best...
>>153578765Surely you got some feats that are actually impressive right?
>>153578765If that was Denji, he would've killed Hakari right then and there.
>Seething over CHADstianitySHITslam JOBBED.
>>153578814girls can be sons too, chud. Krillin is a very open-minded and accepting cuckold
>>153578796>son Marron
>>153578830Islam is the fastest growing religion and will literally be the largest religion in the world by 2050, THO?
>>153578830Post Cucky Yahweh not literally getting his wife stolen by Chaddy Chemosh
>>153578838the only ones that enjoy ACKing themselves more than troons is those durka durka jihadists
>>153578838>Fastest growing religion>Stuck in the WASTELAND East, POOdia and NOBODYKNOWSNOBODYCARESeania
Ezekial and Jeremiah said Yahweh let Jerusalem be destroyed out of cuck rage from losing Asherah to BVLL Chemosh
>>153578803I forgot about darkseid, dcfags are really lucky to have the absolute universe
>>153578842Post the Cucky Ottomans not getting trapped in the Balkans by Chaddy Vladdy.
>>153578765>Yuji let his ass get beat by this loserMeanwhile CHADji would've killed BUMkari if he even laid a finger on him.
>>153578854Didn't you lose 3 Crusades over the Middle East?Guess what their main religion STILL is?
Holy shit the DBSnogs came back with a vengeance
>Bragging about IslamI knew this general was infested with 3rd worlders, but wow.
>>153578867Fuark they must be really powerful to have held off those crusades!>Looks inside>Became the Britbong and Frog’s bitch for literal decades
>>153578823Uhhh, he's visibly injured and huffing for air after getting hit by an attack that isn't even wall level
>>153578861Post Cucky Vladdy not getting replaced by his MUSLIM Brother 'Radu the HANDSOME',getting utterly CURBSTOMPED and KILLED in battle by the Chaddy Romans,and his Muslim BVLLY BVLL BIG BRO Radu not taking over Wallachia and declaring it servant to the Ottoman Empire.
>>153578765Denji would've fought back instead of taking it like a bitch btw.
>>153578890*Chaddy OttomansI get them mixed up because Sultan Mehmed is CANONICALLY the true successor to Rome.
>>153578867>winning when you have massive advantages(while still also losing plenty of people and cities for over a century) is some monumental achievementthis is like Ottomans larping as some great super conquerors because they finished off the ERE when they'd been dying for literally 800+ years at that point...
WHAT did Muhammad do with a 6 YEAR OLD...???
rimming men's assholes... yum
Muhammad is a JJK fan?
>>153578901So sorry about the Ottomans' massive advantages over your paid cowards.next time Get Gud i guess
>>153578898>CANONICALLY the true successor to Rome>Russia out of NOWHERE
>>153578902Don't ask what Cucky Yahweh did to a 12 year old...and who raised his wife's son...
>>153578890>betraying your family and people is based?
>>153578903Getting my asshole licked would be the peak feat.
The prophet is a CSMbro?
Who would win?>A coalition of cucky shitslam countries surprise attacking a newborn nation Or>1 Jewish BVLL
>>153578917Vlad was paid to betray them when the Ottomans raised him, and only converted to Christianity because he was held captive and started begging he'd do fucking anything if they don't hurt him.
>>153578862Honestly, Denji would ragebait the fuck out of that loser. He would make Hakari have a sissy meltdown and if he even attempted to attack, then Denji would just cleave him in half.
Yahweh is a dragonball nigger?
>>153578922>HBOR (Hiding Behind Other Religions)WEAKstianity…
>>153578922Well currently, Iran soloed SHITrael and SHITmerica, so...
Chaddy Iran!cucky israemerica...
>>153578898>CANONICALLY the true successor to RomeBut enough about the Holy Roman CHADpire.
I'm white, blond, have blue eyes, Christian, and 6'1. My HERO is Denji
Death Battle?Oh, who am I kidding, this is just /b/ light.
>>153578934>>153578939>things thirdies actually believe
>>153578931One dying Chadstian BVLL solo'd cucky Saladins entire army and only left because he was busy...Another common shitslam L>>153578939Remind me where Cuckmeni is
>>153578960KEKslambros, we can’t refute this…
>>153578917Vlad's father and his older brother, Mircea, were murdered by Wallachian boyars (nobles) who were supported by Hungarian regent John Hunyadi.Vlad later got beaten, imprisoned, bussy raped, and mindbroken by the Hungarians, and swore he'd become their Christian cucky slave if they just don't hurt him anymore.Then he tried a cowardly nighttime assassination against Qayser (Caesar) Mehmed and his still-living Brother Radu, failed, and as punishment got curbstomped and killed by that Muslim Brother. And Wallachia became the Ottoman Empire's newest footstool.
>>153578903Naruto...
>>153578955In control of Hormuz yet are you? Maybe after Trump signs another "deal" that is Iran gets everything they want, America gets nothing.
>>153578974Chaddy Ottomans!Cucky Wallachia…
PUT MY FOOT ON OTTOMANS LIKE I WAS FURNITURE SHOPPING
>>153578960>>153578969Refute your fanfiction?Christianity started 3 Crusades, Saladin WHUPPED them and won all 3.
I'm part greek so I hate the turks. Fuck turkroaches
>>153578982Kratos Scholars are experts at revealing the FRAUDS in these halls.
>>153578985Western CHADrope after they got annoyed by the cucky Ottomans one too many times…
>>153578978The deal in question:>American BVLLs will stop killing you >In exchange, you cucky shitslamisrs will become BETTER MEN and learn to respect women Your choice
Jannies, nuke this thread. This off topic drivel cannot stand.
I would literally rape a cucky turkroach if I ever saw one
Spawn won. Superman lost.
>>153578978>where Iran gets everything they want>things that never happenedKEK!
>>153579006Fanfic now? LmaoIran hasn't signed any cucky american feminist laws i'm afraid. America HAS ran and hid and let Iran have all the nuclear material they want, and full control of Hormuz, THO
PLEASE STOP GAAAAAAPING ME RUSSIA-SAMA! IM SORRY FOR OPPRESSING CHRISTIANS PLEASE DONT BEAT ME IN A WAR FOR THE 20TH TIME!! AIIIIEEEE SAVE ME BRITAIN AND FRANCE I CANT BEAT RUSSIA!!!
>>153579021Remind me who is control of Hormuz?OH THAT'S RIGHT LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
>>153579022>and let Iran have all the nuclear material they wantall 0 of it after they were bombed btw
HOMOtomans...
Reminder.The Ottomans helped kick start the renaissance, aided France against the HRE, helped the Irish famine, and many more.And even when they were literally at their weakest post WW1, they still manage to score a win in the 1920s by avoiding the Treaty of Serves. And manage to stay neutral in WW2.
Okay, but will you post any of that on /bant/?
>OTTOMANS OTTOMANS OTTOMANSNigger they're just muslim greeks
I just finished jerking off to the nastiest thing I could find. Anyone want a link?
>>153579049FUARK THEY REALLY ARE THE HEIRS TO ROME!
>>153579032all infinity of it from now on after Iron Dome got GAPED btw
>>153579045Yeah I would. The ottomans canonically got GAPED and partitioned by Christians several times. I'm an Aryan and live in a white country. I literally have nothing to feat.
Post Yuji's speed feats I know he should have some of those
>>153579054Favorite country?
>>153579049>greeksKINGtos...
>>153579063>have nothing to featMuttmerica will never be white, pablo
>>153579045Their British flag would tell the whole story
>>153579054I'm a Yujibro and I'm horny. It better be freaky
>>153579037>OttoderpsPole victims
>>153579077hey I just came back
>>153579070Congo, now guess my favorite character
>>153579083AND THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED COMING DOWN THE MOUNTAINSIDE
>>153579083AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
KIIIIIIIIIINNNNGGGGGGTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSS
>>153579073You're literally browner than me. I'm half South German and half Czech. My eyes are blueish silver. America is white.Post this on bant.
Sakuya's also a wolf you know
>>153579080https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=E48U_Dd96Qs&pp=ygUVZ2l2ZXMgYmlydGggYWxvbmUgbWhh
>>153579102You say that and yet you can't spell, curious.MUTTmerica is the land of negroes and chicanos.
Kratos really did break this place
>>153579113WPM BITCH! Go on bant rn bitch.
Another Cucky Boii melty?Cucky Krillin lost bigly.
>>153579068Uhhhh, he got statue'd by a less than mach 3 stream of blood
I-I-I'M SORRY OKAY, I SHOULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN COCKY, I SHOULD HAVE ACCEPTED MY FATE AS THE SICK MAN OF EUROPE!
Warrior Z is a faggot
>>153579144Warrior Z is the Master of you.
>>153579147thisthisthis, Big Z never misses!
Post Warrior-Z being white.
CHADreece...cucky ottomans...
Post Warrior-Z not being a retarded third worlder chupacabra
>>153577289Ever notice how the hedgehog can only mimic better series rather than make any original?
>>153578987SALADIN NEVER LOSE-ACK
>SUPPA MAN SAMA GIVE THAT 9000000 INCH BIG COCK HERE I WILL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FOR YOU IF YOU PLEASE
>>153579155Gays have whole written novels about their practice of letting their wives sleep with younger men to get them pregnant with a stronger healthier baby.Herakles gave away his wife to his boy sidekick Iolaus who fucked and impregnated her
Muslims when you ask them why their countries are centuries behind western Europe in development:
>>153579161CANOOOOOOOOON!
>>153579169That means the CHADttomans must be a strong, heterosexual and masculine empire right!?!?>>153579035Oh.......
this is Rei Ayanami territory
>>153579169>Gays have written [DRAGON BALL SUPER]
>>153579127Does he have any other feats?
I write more Cuck shit per capita than any other nation on earth and barely anyone notices
>>153579170Fun Fact: A Turkish Man was the first person to ever create the Steam Engine.
>>153579196Mogged by KEKpan despite objectively being more obsessed with cuckoldry.
>>153579193Uhhhh. He was easily handled by a Yuta that was deliberately holding back to not kill him
>>153579166What I wouldn't give to cum in that purple mouth.
>>153579213Favorite character?
>>153579213Denjeet...
>>153579213Cooler...
>>153579169Cucky Hercules...
>>153579222Frieza currently.
>>153579213Yujibro...
>>153579201Did they accomplish anything with it?
>>153579227Krillin did this but for Uub and 18
>>153579213BETTERMANs....
>>153579233yes they made that kebab spinner with it lol
>>153579213Sonic...
>>153579227Uh, technically since Lolaus is Hercules's BOTTOM, that makes him the bitch.That means Megara is still technically Hercules's bitch too.
HUUUUUUUUHHHHH?? MUH MUH MUH MUH MUHAMMAD-SAMA??? You're telling me you'll *GULP* perform NOT A SINGLE MIRACLE in your LIFETIME despite claiming to be the FINAL PROPHET which no other prophet ever mentioned before?? AND you're illiterate and can't even write anything down yourself, much less give a SINGULAR PROPHECY that actually COMES TO PASS???? BUT WAIT THERE'S EVEN MORE?!??!?! You claim to talk to DEMONS and you commit PEDOPHILIC ACTS???? AND to top it all off you said if you were a false prophet you would die in a very specific way, THEN PROCEEDED TO DIE IN THAT VERY SPECIFIC WAY????!!? HUMINA HUMINA ISN'T THAT A HEADSCRATCHER! TIME TO GET ON MY KNEES THEN, YABBA DABBA HALAAAAAAAAAAAAL!!!!!
>>153579249...can't do it because he doesn't even scratch planet tier like Freezypop.
>>153579213Finn the Trooner...
>>153579258The Middle East said this word for word btw
Muhammad got gaped by a pack of African bvlls in the desert btw.
The Supermanfag and the people fighting him by posting :) constantly are peak faggotry
>>153579227this is partially incorrect.Greek myths are always different depending on which historian you listen to.In the version where Iolaus marries and fucks Megara, she was never with Hercules and never had kids with him.In the version where they are together, Hercules kills his kids and Megara. there's no version where only the kids die and Megara lives, then fucks Iolaus. Either she dies with Hercules or she was only with Iolaus.
ZuttMy hairy bootyholeDo the math
>>153579237>things that only happened in anons cuckfilled dreams>>153579268>africaneven worse, they are Zutts, which refers to people from india, so he got gaped by JEETS
*starts SLURPING on big BRAHMIN Cock*
>>153579258Muhammad (PBUH) performed many miracles, including CANON MOON BUSTING (stronger feats than Cucky Jesus).Muhammad writing out the entire Quran in isolation despite never being taught to write, proves the Quran's legitimacy.Twitterfags crying about pedophilia is Smoothbrained, Jesus' mom was 12.Muhammad died by choking on food, thinking he got his throat cut is because Muttmericans can't read Arabic.
>>153579290Muhammad...
>>153579272Mad :)
This thread is making me horny.
>>153579300FUARK!
>>153579300>Islam still venerates Jesus despite constantly being BTFO'd by his disciplesLiteral KEKS worshipping their BVLLs
Why are modern mangaka afraid of heterosexual relationships? ATLA (from over 20 years ago) is the only show I've watched of recent that allowed the MC and female love interest to copulate.
Ultraman zero
>>153579300>AI analysis>clearly says he wasn't a miracle worker which contradicts his own postLOL BROWN
>>153579268>>153579279They were Demons, and literally got imprisoned by Muhammad drawing a magic anti-demon line in the sand.Which is also a bigger feat than FRAUDY JESUS' parlor tricks, btw
>>153579314Islam goes out of its way to say Jesus had no power, and never died, only begged Allah to save him and ran away.
What the fuck does any of this have to do with death battel
>>153579321post cucky Jesus ever splitting the moon, instead of faking his death (everyone can do this)
>>153579329>He's too smoothbrained to understand religion and history powerscaling
ISLAM WON
>>153579334He TANKED that death btw
>>153579339Yup Yup Yup they did.
>>153579339...the "bombed to smithereens" competition.
>>153579339't ever beat he allegations
>>153579336THAT'S FUCKING RETARDEDWHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE
I led my country to ruin out of a need for revenge for being humiliated by France and the UK and an obsessive schizophrenic hatred for Jews.SAYMYNAME.
>>153579352Kratos broke us.
>>153579300>says he split the moon>moon is in one pieceUhhh? muhammad bros?
>>153579354>and an obsessive schizophrenic hatred for JewsJEWmerica...>>153579356He fixed the moon in the same story after he was done. Like a HERO would.
still better than any /his/ thread btw
>>153579324Yeah, he drew a line in the sand to mark the starting line to ZUTT him all night long.Muhammad put that ASS to work to convert those indianBVLLS
THIS IS NOT POWERSCALING THIS IS FUCKING SCHIZOPHRENIA
>>153579371what's the difference?
Reminder that Yuji was struggling against a guy who canonically was worse at close quarters combat compared to him.
Big Brahmin Cock.My ass.Habibi, carry the one.
>>153579300>Actual Quran says Muhammad refused to perform miracles because his book was the only miracle people needed to see>Some of his cucky orgy boys decided to add in some stories of him splitting the moon later on (the moon is currently not split in half conveniently) to claim he wasn't just a normal pedo RORMAO
>>153579371>arguing about what magic your imaginary friends can do and what imaginary things they are responsible forPowerscaling is indistinguishable from Schizophrenia.
JESUS>>>>>>cucky muhammad 'the zutted'>>>>>>>whatever prophets jews hadthis is CANON
Aisha said my cock was too small, so I slapped her. I mean seriously, my one inch cock is the perfect size! Haram bitch should have been stoned.
>>153579379The story where he splits the moon is in the original Quran, stories added later are Hadiths.Also at the end he fixes the moon, because unlike Cucky Jesus he isn't a featless fraud who does fake magic tricks (like faking your death, which Houdini did multiple times)
Shit like this is why these threads keep getting deleted but you won't ever acknowledge that
>>153579375Remember that Denji has never lost a close quarters combat fight
>>153579381post cucky jesus not wimping out like a coward because the enemy has chariots.Muhammad (PBUH) is a WARRIOR KING
>>153579300>Twitterfags crying about pedophilia is SmoothbrainedDIDN'T deny that muhammad epstein'd a 6 year old btw
>IslamHATE and OPPRESSION >ChristianityLove, liberty, and forgiveness
>>153579393Janny can never defeat KINGtos
ENOUGH!Post your hero kissing his wife.
>>153579398and Gayness
>>153579396cucky muhammad is a ZUTTED little bitch, he canonically got RODE by the MEN OF AL ZUT all night long before they decided to convert so they could KEEP RIDING him
Buddha? Barely a contest for Muhammad — Muhammad's lowest speeds are leagues faster than Buddha can go. When Muhammad zooms past him Buddha tries his best to focus on him. Unfortunately for him the only thing he can see is Muhammad's brown tight asshole. Muhammad notices the small bulge coming from Buddha's pants and scoffs "No wonder you tried to ascend from this plane of existence, there isn't a single woman in this reality that would be into you" Muhammad smirks — "I bet you don't even like girls". Buddha tries to argue but puts his head down in shame. He instantly became gay when he noticed Muhammad. Muhammad moves close to him to comfort him and turns around, teasing the sissy God. Buddha grabs his hips with all of his outerversal strength and begins to shove his cock inside there — at least Muhammad would remember him when all of his followers convert to get a taste of his Arabic. Buddha cries out letting Muhammad know that he GAPES his entire pantheon. KO!
>>153579405Homosexuality is indeed a core tenet of the goatfucking ZUTTed religion
>>153579409canonically he got attacked by Demons, with a human there to witness it, and used magic to stop the Demons being able to attack the man watching by just drawing a line, then cast them out into nonexistence.Canonically Jesus stuttered and ran like a bitch when someone suggested he take part in a real war.
ENOUGH
Yuji was almost losing to a lawyer who only had his cursed technique for a few days btw in CQC something that lawyer was pretty shit at.
>>153579391>NASA finds no sign that the moon was ever split in two>Modern research says the Earth's gravity would be lessened and entire ecosystems would perish (this didn't happen)Uhhhh
>>153579418>>153579421>>153579419Seriously what the fuck does any of this have to do with death battleOr Denji vs Yuji for that matter
>>153579422this guy is a canon Gayboy, confirmed by Airdorf
>>153579425Why didn't he just soul punch him to negate his durability and regeneration
>>153579432Which you happened to know because...
>>153579426Post any modern research saying the earth would die if the Moon were split for the length of a conversation.
>>153579436because I looked up "Faith Game Gay" on google and within 3 seconds found a Subreddit for Faith where the users all say Airdorf confirmed him Gay
>>153579428>Only tagged anti Muslim postsYou aren't fooling anyone, Muhammed al afashar
>>153579435He didn't have any CE however even without CE he is objectively a billion times stronger than Higuruma.
>>153579446And you just HAPPENED to already know the name of the game because...
>>153579448I do not give a fucking SHIT SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY
>>153579454because I played it and I like its cool pixel graphics.still Gay.
Yuji struggling against Higuruma is an anti feat because even without his cursed energy he is considered on par with a heavenly restriction user if not slightly better
>>153579422Ermm, "Christian" BROS???
>>153579437Post any modern research proving that the moon was split in half
>>153579464The Quran is modern research.
>>>/bant/24290289>>>/Bant/24290346>>>/Bant/24290443
>>153579463>do not interact if transXUh, based?
>>153579477transX means Transphobic.
>>153579463ACK!!
>>153579463Faith Yahweh confirmed gay cucky boy. Kratos gapes him
>>153579480Less based. Less based...
>>153579493Kratos would SUPPORT him, Kratos LOVES the gay community
>>153579418>things that never happened
>>153579272Cocks are so cute 0mg( •ω• ) When you hold one in your hand and it starts moving, it's like it's caressing you (/ω＼) or when they get erect and look at you, it's like "owo nya? :3c" Hehe~ Cock-kun is happy to see me!!(＾ワ＾)And the most adorable part is when Sperm-sama comes out, but he's very shy, so I have to work for it!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑) But when Cock-kun and Sperm-sama meet, they both blush and it's like "uwaaa~!" (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ: ･ﾟhehehe~ Cock-kun is so adorable (●´Д｀●)・
>>153579473I wish that was me...Muslim Yujibro BTW!!!!
>>153579398Shut up scat brat
>>153579505Rukia won BIGLY btw
Ultraman Zero
>>153579461All Yuji has is anti feats. Ironic when people tried finding the best Denji anti feats to try arguing away actual on screen destruction
>>153579505Post this on the bant thread
Me.My newborn religion.A horde of Indian BVLLs.Do the math.
One more lick of schizobabble and I'm getting FREAKY and VORING all of you
>>153579527Muhammad using vague metaphors to talk about how you'll suck my dick won't convert me to your religion.
>>153579272It doesn't matter anyway since Spawn won and Superman lost
>>153579527I'd like that
We need to tell Death Battle that as a Muslim, Dio is canonically omnipotent "...And whoever relies upon Allah - then He is sufficient for him. Indeed, Allah will accomplish His purpose." — Quran 65:3
Thanks for letting me clean your butt, Majin Buu, and don't forget to bring Yajirobe, The Ox King, Giran, Doskoi, The Demon King, The Guru, Majin Duu, all the male majin OCs, Pampukin, Dodoria, Android 19, Mr Hearts, Caroni, The Gran Supreme Kai, The Supreme Kai, Martinu, Monna, Dr Sherman Klump, Santa Claus, the Klump family, Rasputhia, Mark Henry, The Big Show, Yokozuna, Big Daddy V, Samoa Joe, Rikishi, Mr Popi, failed fusion Gotenks, Veku, Guldo, Toppo, King Kai, Botamo, Pintar, Bacterian...
>>153579551Asura said this.
You guys remember when Jotaro went to India and said it was smelly?
>>153579557India is Hindu so i dunno who that's insulting.
Just a reminder to everyone pay respects to Muhammad, for you see he is a survivor. On a sizzling summer day many centuries ago my friend was assaulted by skinny Indian men at swordpoint and was RAPED. But do not fret, because you can brake the willing and Muhammad stays strong! If it can happen to him, it can happen to you. Believe me, I know it.t. Kevin NashWrestler, Actor, Survivor
Why can't you just be normal
>>153579561it's insulting Asura who is CANONICALLY INDIAN and lives in INDIA
>>153579567FVVVVVVVVVCK Cucky Asura keeps losing bigly
>>153579562Poor Nash...Poor Muhammad...
>>153579570Are you fucking retarded? you didn't know Asura was based on Hinduism?
Not a single pro-muslim post in the /bant/ thread...?
wait... could it be?was ASVRA one of the ZVTTBVLLs that night?
>>153579583You weren't supposed to point that out...
>>153579586Muhammad claimed to be a featCHAD that could destroy a moon only to fail to back his word up in front of ASVRA and got ZVTTed.
>>153579594Those were Demons THO and Muhammad literally beat them and imprisoned them by just drawing magic lines in the sand, THO
I am brown o algo saar. I am not doing the posting in bant saar
>>153579594ASVRA had to do it.He had no choice.Lies have CONSEQUENCES.Deep, POUNDING consequences.>>153579599>they were demonslook, if I saw a pack of jeets in the middle of the night, I'd think they were demonic too
>The Gospel of Mark states that Jesus during one night taught "the mystery of the kingdom of God" alone to a youth wearing only a linen cloth. This has been linked to the views of an ancient group called the Carpocratians, as a sexual initiationErmm, Cucky Jesus Bros?
AWWW LOOK WHO CAN'T POST IN THE BANT THREAD BECAUSE THEY'RE BROWN
>>153579586Asura was TEACHING Muhammad.
>>>/bant/24279868>>>/bant/24279868
>>153579617not ONE muslim post in here btw
>Bob Goss, theologian, said the interaction between Jesus and John "is a pederastic relationship between an older man and a younger man>James I of England was relying on a pre-existing tradition of Jesus' Homosexuality when he defended his relationship with George Villiers of Buckingham: "I wish to speak in my own behalf and not to have it thought to be a defect, for Jesus Christ did the same, and therefore I cannot be blamed. Christ had his son John, and I have my George." Frederick the Great wrote to similar effect in his 1748–1749 poem Palladium, which includes the lines: "This good Jesus, how do you think He got John to sleep in his bed? Can't you see he was his Ganymede?"Ermm, Jesus Bros?
This wouldn't have happened if you just accepted tokusatsu into /dbg/
>>153579630post it in the /bant/ thread now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCZenGCsbMI
Got real quiet in here...
>>153579639in bed
So this is how/dbg/ die. With thunderous applause
>>153579635"Jesus died on the cross on Easter weekend. But it was far from the only time he was NAILED by ROMAN MEN"
I actually thought the animation for Muhammad vs. Indian Men was good. I know a lot of people had problems with it, but I thought it was great.Even if you disagree about Muhammad losing, given the power gap between the two it makes sense for the Indian Men to take little damage. It also put Indian Men in some kind of a mentor or elder role to Muhammad, and let the Indian Men show how far they had come by raping someone who had been down the same path as them. They weren't just raping Muhammad, they were TEACHING Muhammad. And I think that's very heartwarming in a way. That Indian Men would take the shits they earned and dump them on someone who was just like them.If this weren't a Death Battle I'm sure they would have ended cordially and shat on the streets together. The alternate ending is weird, even if heartwarming in its own way. It was nice to see Indian Men convert to Islam, but it feels weird to have them just stand there and not gape Muhammad's ass.I haven't read the Quran though (but after watching this fight I think I might visit the Hagia Sophia!) so I might be missing stuff but as a big Muhammad fan I thought they did Indian Men justice and from what I saw they treated Muhammad with the utmost respect. What character has ever gotten an alternate ending made just for them?
>>153579644in bed
Care about tokusatsu NOW
This thread's winner? You already know.
CANON: muslimSHITTERS FLED from the /bant/ thread because they would expose their brownness if they posted in there
>>153579646Kratos canonically got NAILED by Spartan men.
>>153579673They were also afraid that they might upset the local Zutt BVLLs and share the same fate as their prophet.
>>153579674I told you Kratos was literally Jesus.
>>153579672in bed
>>153579607>Cucky shitslamists pulling out forgeries from the 60s while proof his prophet is a rapist is in his very own bookkek
>>153579700The marriage between Prophet Muhammad and Aisha is in the Hadith literature (his followers later telling stories they remember of him).It's in the Bible that God had various women throughout Christian History conceive as what would be minors in 2026, including raping Mary herself at 12.All because of his canon cuck rage at Chaddy Chemosh fucking his wife Ashera.
I'm disappointed in all of you
cucky Aisha... her prophet husband would rather get ZUTTED
>>153579725KEKhammad, Bitterly, Crying.
This has to be the worst fucking thread in months
>>153579700according to Rashi the marriage between the Bible's Prophet Isaac and Rebekah happened when she was 3 years old.
>>153579653Kek, Based, Canon
>>153579741>>153579607>>153579630PEDOsus...
>>153579735Sneako...
>>153579750*GAY PEDOsus
>>153579721>Mary flat out agrees to carry Jesus in her womb in the Bible>There was no sex>Mary's age is never said and the age she would have been is guesswork Also Aisha is mentioned in the Quran and Aisha herself gave the most reliable hadiths. Not very halal of you to deny the existence of Aisha
>>153579735I think the other thread where someone was spamming yaoi was worse. All of the Sonic vs Mario/Sonic threads were bad too. Ash vs Yugi was worse.
>>153579735Chaddy Kingtos broke you.
>>153579760At least those were related to Death Battle. This is just a terrorist getting upset that Iran lost a war
>>153579724in bed
>>153579607This is literally not in the gospel of Mark.
>>153579758>>153579756>>153579750>>153579741>>153579771SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT RELIGIONNO ONE GIVES A SHIT WHAT YOU FAGGOTS FOLLOWTALK ABOUT COMICS. ANIME. VIDEO GAMES.YOU'RE ONLY GIVING JANNIES MORE OF A REASON WHY THESE THREADS NEED TO NEED TO BANNED TO /TRASH/
>>153579779post this in the /bant/ thread now achmed
>>153579758Mary's age is confirmed by the Catholic Dictionary and all scholars of the time to be 12, as all Jewish brides were at the time. Matthew 1:25 describes that Joseph fucked her when he found her pregnant, making him a canon PEDO and Jesus the cuck son of a PEDO GOD.Not very Christian of you to deny the Catholic Church's word itself. Jesus is a PEDO GAYBOY whose Mommy got RAPED by CVCKY PEDO YAHWEH!In contrast, Aisha’s marriage to Prophet Muhammad is never stated in the Quran. Only in Hadith.
>>153579785DENJI VS YUJI. TALK ABOUT IT. NOW
>>153579768Iran literally WON though? They own Hormuz and America ran scared.
HUUUUUHHHHH?MUHAMMAD did WHAT to a 6 YEAR OLD????
Fuck /pol/
>>153579725M-My lie detector... Why isn't it going off?? Say it ain't so...
>>153579802in bed
HUUUUUHHHHH?Christianity's GOD did WHAT to a 12 YEAR OLD???? And CHEMOSH did WHAT to Christianity's God's WIFE???
In bed
>>153579805No it can burn in hell
in bed
>>153579808>>153579796WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO FUCKING DO WITH DENJI VS YUJI
>>153578617VS fags are retards.
Cucky YahwehBVLLY BVLL CHEMOSHSlutwife Asherah
Why did the Bible literally describe Yahweh losing a fight to another god lmao, and the Pre-Tradition Old Testament describe that God fucking his wife too
Denji would have rimmed THOSE ZYTT BVLLS 'til their assholes were glistening.
>>153579818>>153579792We already figured out Denji mid diffs Yuji and has sex with Nobara on top of his half eaten corpse
DENJITTTOOOOOOOOOOOSSSS
>>153579791>Mary's age is confirmed by the Catholic Dictionary and all scholars of the time to be 12No it isn't. That's the minimum age of a bride in Israel. Rabbis at the time highly advised against marrying immature women>"When Joseph woke up, he did what the angel of the Lord had commanded him and took Mary home as his wife. But he did not consummate their marriage until she gave birth to a son. And he gave him the name Jesus."The shitslamist can't actually read English >Denied the existence of Aisha despite Aisha outright being mentioned in the Quran and is responsible for the most reliable hadiths Shame>Knows so little about Islam that he doesn't know that Mohammed claimed that Jesus was a prophet of Allah lol
>>153579617>green pedo>gay fantasies
>>153579791>>153579865Shut the fuck UP already. Do you /pol/ fucks ever SHUT UP ABOUT THIS? NO ONE CARES.
>>153579865>Rabbis at the time highly advised against marrying immature womenNo they didn't, they encouraged marriage right out of the gate. Rabbinical texts often advised that children should be married close to puberty, with some sources even suggesting a "curse" upon those who remained unmarried after age 20. Rabbi Rashi literally said not only was Mary 12, but other Christian Prophets would marry even earlier, like Isaac married his wife when she was 3.All Rabbis and outside Semitic sources from the time said Mary was young, that's the main source of knowledge of the marriage practices from Mary's time, that all Scholars of the time said they fucked at 12.>UNTILPEDO CHRISTIANITY, OH NONONONONO!Also Post the Quran ever mentioning Muhammad's marriage to Aisha.The Bible mentions that Mary the 12 year old was gangraped by Cucky Yahweh and Cucky Joseph, the Quran mentions no such marriage of a minor.Might wanna give yourself up to the police today, cucky pedo
>>153579865You're full of shit brohttps://www.biblicalarchaeology.org/daily/biblical-topics/new-testament/mary-and-joseph-in-the-bible/"According to rabbinic texts, parents were encouraged to engage their girls around age 12, about the time of puberty, and marry them a year later."Mary was raped by the pedo christian god and pedo joseph. Sorry but that's the truth. Your whole religion is for pedos and cucks.
>>153579906>>153579917OH MY FUCKING GOD NOBODY CARES DROP THIS DUMB FUCKING SUBJECT ALREADY BOTH OF YOU
MOOODDSSS AIIIEEEEE
>>153579917this anon won't reveal his flag in /bant/ btw don't know if that matters
>their god gets beat up and cucked by CHADmosh>They failed their twitter lords because cucky yahweh and cucky joseph raped Mary at 12>cucky jesus ran and hid scared of chariots when asked to go to war>only feat is faking his death which everyone can doCucky christianity...
This thread is what's going to get /dbg/ erased off the fucking face of /co/ for good oh my god just shut the fuck up for christ's sake
>>153579865Actual Archaeological evidence outright says that the Vast Majority of women married at 13first-century inscriptions that list women’s age-at-marriage around 12–17, with the vast majority of these at age 13.
>>153579946PEDO Christianity...>>153579933CVCKY Christianity...>>153579630FAGGY Christianity...
>>153579950now post it in /bant/
WHAT DOES ANY OF THIS HAVE TO DO WITH DEATH BATTLE YOU FUCKING RETARDSWHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
>>153579933I don't remember any of that in Sunday school. You must be fooling.
Wow, if Muhammed can split the moon surely we can find plenty of other sources from different countries claiming to witness said miracle happening
>>153579865they "advised" the complete opposite. https://library.biblicalarchaeology.org/department/wedding-bells-in-galilee/The law wasn't a minimum of 12, they were ENCOURAGED to marry at 12
Wait a minute...I'm WHITE!
>>153579967Hey me too!
>>153579966SHUT UPSHUT UPSHUT UPSHUT THE FUCK UPPPPPPMOVE ON, FAGGOT YOU'VE ALREADY DESTROYED THE THREAD ENOUGH
Make way for GOD OF BVLLS Chadly Chemosh!Oh what's that, you thought The Bible had 1 Supreme God? Lol what has my Personal Cuck been telling his losers now?
I hate every single fucking one of you
>>153579978That looks like Satan. I think you are lying.
>>153579988in bed
>>153579978This nigga is a demon lil bro
>>153579967me too saar
achmeds LOST for not posting in /bant/ btw
>>153579988Tien...
>>153579994go eat shit
He split his moon wide open for those bvlls.
>>153580004in bed
Imagine including a passage in your own Holy Book how there are multiple Gods and the BVLL God is literally stronger than Yahwehand then we find from the temples in the Old Testament that you used to have a wife until that BVLL God made her suck his dick, and ever since she turned into the God of prostitutes, and so you can only steal a bunch of his epithets and have your twitter tourist nu-worshippers tell eachother that Moloch is a scary Christian Demon, when it was just another name for the CHADLY BVLL GOD who didn't even pay attention to you, lmao
kill this threadkill this threadkill this thread
>>153579998He was a god of the Caananites, and the Bible literally calls him a god.Only twitterfags (niggers) who make tiktok edits think it's a demon like satan, since they never read the bible
Yahweh WORSHIPS his BVLLY BVLL BIG BRO CHEMOSH just like cucky Simon worships BIG BRO BVLL Kamina!
>>153580012CHAD!
Having sex with other people's wives isn't cool.
>>153579865that's the biggest lie i've ever heard, nice try but noone is falling for your twitterfag cope.>he doesn't know that Mohammed claimed that Jesus was a prophet of Allahhe also claimed it was a guy named Isa, not Jesus. And that he wasn't the son of god, and never died, just begged Allah to save him when the Romans were gonna rape him. At least Christian Jesus took that canon raping like a champ.
>>153580031yes it is, especially if you're having sex with cucky Yahweh's wife lmao. If Tier-0 why can't you stop THE BVLL?
>>153580020Vro I read the bible new and old testament front to back (new living translation). God is the only God. Idgaf about the Canaanites who got genocided (KWAB)
>>153580031That's why you have to have sex with both of them at the same time.
>nothing but sheer cuck/gayspamPaganbros, why are the Abrahamics like this?
>>153580037You're brown.
>>153580024>>153580033>>153580037all durka durka flags but FLED from /bant/ so they wouldn't show it btw
>>153580037>>153580042Post this in /bant/
........Denji Vs. Yuji?
>>153580051post this in bed
>>153580056Goku solos
>>153580062in bed
So trying to talk about Kamen Rider or Ultraman gets you shunned but this is okay
>>153580040Real the old testament again then. Yahweh tried to make a prophecy that the Caananites would lose and Chemosh woke up and BITCHSLAPPED HIM and the Caananites won.Christians literally invented a new work Henotheism just to cope since they only knew Christianity through nu-tourist tiktok edits, then they actually read the Bible and saw there are many, many living gods mentioned.if you want the only God read the Quran lmao, The Bible had Cucky Yahweh get pimpsmacked
>>153579906>>153579917>>153579946>>153579966>The Talmud (Kiddushin 41a) states that it is prohibited for a man to betroth his daughter while she is a minor, instructing parents to wait until she grows up and says, "I want [to marry] so-and-so".>Rabbis viewed marriage to those unable to bear children as a practice that would "delay the coming of the Messiah". Some sages, like R. Shimon bar Yohai, even equated child marriage to murder due to the physical risks of early pregnancyRetarded shit skin Muslims are too afraid to post in /bant/>Mary was raped by the pedo christian god and pedo josephSo you are willingly ignore the Bible verse you just quoted to continue spraying pedo biblical fanfiction? Also how the fuck would Joseph be a pedo? He was like three years older than her>UHH YEAH JESUS IS A PROPHET IN ISLAMThen you do also know that Allah is just desert speak for the same god in the Bible then, right?
>>153579865In 1AD there was no law for "minimum" age of marriage.Jewish law and tradition did not have a law against marriage at any age (see Rebekkah marrying at 3)they only ENCOURAGED marriage starting at 12, because of the Jewish commandment to "increase and multiply" on the Mitzvah (Puberty).Marrying after Puberty had already finished was literally a Sin, that they'd rather marry toddlers than commit.
>non-stop Denjeet meltieYUP! I'm thinking Yujibros won this thread.
>>153580072>>153580081>>153580082MOVE ON DAMN IT
>>153580072Can you maybe perhaps give a verse or is this just a "believe me bro"? In the bible he calls all of those pagan faggots FALSE gods and they get BTFO consistently. Maybe stop reading fanfiction.Also, post this on bant.
LOOK WHO CAN'T SHOW THEIR FLAG
>>>/bant/24279868>>>/bant/24279868GET IN THE DAMN THREAD
>>153580081A minor in the Talmud is before the Mitzvah (12), not 18 because 2026 Twitter Trannies like you say so. They would also have sex at 12 because of this, because they could bear children at 12. The most common age of conception was 13, and we have archeological records to prove this.>the Bible verse you just quotedLearn to read. "Until" means Joseph fucked her when she was 13. Joseph was 90 years old.Allah is a name. The God in the Bible isn't even the only god, he's a cuckold who gets beat up by Chemosh lmao
>>153580099THEY'RE BROWN!THEY'RE BROWNYROO!!!!
>>1535800902 Kings 3The Bible literally says Chemosh is a real god, and Chemosh BTFOs Yahweh and there's nothing Yahweh can do about it.Maybe read more Bible and less Twitter.
>>153580102>>153580112sameTROON...
>>153580081Niddah 44b:-https://www.sefaria.org/Niddah.44b.9?lang=bi&with=Talmud&lang2=enMISHNA: A girl who is three years and one day old, whose father arranged her betrothal, is betrothed through intercourse, as the halakhic status of intercourse with her is that of intercourse in all halakhic senses. And in a case where the childless husband of a girl three years and one day old dies, if his brother the yavam engages in intercourse with her, he acquires her as his wife; and if she is married, a man other than her husband is liable for engaging in intercourse with her due to violation of the prohibition against intercourse with a married woman.If the girl is less than that age, younger than three years and one day, the status of intercourse with her is not that of intercourse in all halakhic senses; rather, it is like placing a finger into the eye. Just as in that case, the eye constricts, sheds tears, and then returns to its original state, so too, in a girl younger than three years and one day old, the hymen returns to its original state.
>>153580107>Me when I look in the toilet bowl
>>153580120Why the fuck are you still going on about this?
>>153580107>Me after my wife gives birth to twins
>>153580119Reminder that Jesus raped John and other little boys and various KINGS (James 1, Frederick the Great) said so
>>153580082>In 1AD there was no law for "minimum" age of marriagehttps://www.jewishencyclopedia.com/articles/10435-marriage-laws>Rebekah was 3And carrying buckets full of water for camels to drink? You sound like a redditor larping like a terrorist
>>153580081Ketubot 11bhttps://www.sefaria.org/Ketubot.11b.6?lang=bi&with=all&lang2=enRava said that this is what the mishna is saying: An adult man who engaged in intercourse with a minor girl less than three years old has done nothing, as intercourse with a girl less than three years old is tantamount to poking a finger into the eye. In the case of an eye, after a tear falls from it another tear forms to replace it. Similarly, the ruptured hymen of the girl younger than three is restored. And a young boy who engaged in intercourse with an adult woman renders her as one whose hymen was ruptured by wood. And with regard to the case of a woman whose hymen was ruptured by wood itself, there is a dispute between Rabbi Meir and the Rabbis. Rabbi Meir maintains that her marriage contract is two hundred dinars, and the Rabbis maintain that it is one hundred dinars.
Ejaculate to some NaruHina boys, you've earned it.
>>153580133now post this in /bant/
>>153580136literally the most famous and respected Rabbis in all history like Rashi said so.Go screech at his grave that he's wrong because twitter and Kendrick Lamar tell you that's immoral, lol, all Jews had sex with MINOOOOORS
Adventure Time,come on feel the pain,watch me lose in love again…with Finn the Human, down horrendous,texts left on read, it’s getting endless—the Ls will never end, it’s Adventure Time…
>>153580081Yevamot 57bhttps://www.sefaria.org/Yevamot.57b.3?lang=bi&with=all&lang2=enRava said: We, too, learn in the following baraita that there is no legal significance to an act of intercourse with a girl less than three years old: A girl three years and one day old can be betrothed via sexual intercourse; and if she was a yevama and her yavam had intercourse with her, he has acquired her; and a man who has intercourse with her while she is married to someone else is liable on her account because of the prohibition of intercourse with a married woman; and if she experiences a menstrual discharge she renders ritually impure a man who has intercourse with her, so that he renders impure the object upon which he lies like the upper one.
>>153580081Sanhedrin 55b.https://www.sefaria.org/Sanhedrin.55b.5?lang=bi&with=all&lang2=enReferences Niddah 44b.Rav Yosef says: Come and hear a resolution from a mishna (Nidda 44b): A girl who is three years and one day old whose father arranged her betrothal is betrothed with intercourse, as the legal status of intercourse with her is that of full-fledged intercourse. And in a case where the childless husband of a girl who is three years and one day old dies, if his brother, the yavam, engages in intercourse with her, he acquires her as his wife; and if she is married, a man other than her husband is liable for engaging in intercourse with her due to the prohibition of intercourse with a married woman.
>>153580149>>153580158third worlders btw
>>153580081Sanhedrin 69ahttps://www.sefaria.org/Sanhedrin.69a.4?lang=biThis one is BAFFLING! It also references Niddah 44b.Not only does it implicitly (or explicitly) affirm this kind of marriage, but it even has discussion on why a man who is not the husband of this girl, but engages in intercourse with her, may NOT be liable for the death penalty if she is UNDERDEVELOPED as he CANNOT be tried for ADULTERY! (contingent on how the marriage itself may be deemed null! Interesting, what might the punishment be for the "original" rightful husband then I wonder? Oh right, he would have "done nothing"!)Rabbi Yirmeya of Difti explains how this mishna demonstrates that one follows the majority even in cases of capital law: Why is a man who engaged in intercourse with a three-year-old girl who was married to another man liable to receive the death penalty? Say that perhaps it will turn out that she is a sexually underdeveloped woman [ailonit] who is incapable of bearing children, and her husband did not betroth her with this understanding; and consequently the marriage is null, as it was entered into in error. Therefore, a man who engaged in intercourse with her should not be liable to receive the death penalty for adultery. Rather, is it not that we say that one follows the majority, and the majority of women are not sexually underdeveloped women, and therefore the assumption is that the betrothal was valid? This is proof that even in cases of capital law one follows the majority.
No one is fucking reading that shit, dude
>>153580081Kiddushin 10a-10bhttps://www.sefaria.org/Kiddushin.10a.10?lang=bi&with=all&lang2=enRava said: Come and hear a resolution from a baraita: A girl who is three years and one day old can be betrothed through intercourse, and if her yavam engaged in intercourse with her, he has acquired her. And if she is married, one is liable if he engages in intercourse with her, due to her status as a married woman. And if she is impure as a menstruating woman, she renders one who engages in intercourse with her ritually impure for seven days.Now this is interesting:-And if she marries a priest she may partake of teruma from that point onward. And if one of those with whom sexual relations are forbidden by the Torah (see Leviticus, chapter 18) engages in intercourse with her, he is put to death due to his sin with her, and she is exempt from punishment as a minor. And if someone of unfit lineage, i.e., a man who would disqualify her from marrying a priest if he engaged in sexual intercourse with her, engages in intercourse with her, he has disqualified her from marrying into the priesthood. This concludes the baraita.They affirm how she is "exempt" from the death penalty because she is a MINOR? While simultaneously affirming this kind of marriage in the first place and affirming her status a married "woman"?
HOLY KEK, HE PAYPIGGED FOR A PASS JUST TO SPAM THIS SHIT
>>153580170we know Christians can't read, you think Yahweh's the only god when your own book described him getting BTFO by other gods and BVLL CHEMOSH
>>153580112Okay I literally opened up my bible (New Living translation Kings 2 3) and it said nothing about another god. You're a schizophrenic nigger
>>153580181I'm too tired to care. fuck off.
>>153580081Yevamot 60bhttps://www.sefaria.org/Yevamot.60b.6?lang=bi&with=all&lang2=en§ The Gemara cites another ruling of Rabbi Shimon ben Yoḥai, also related to the discussion of defining who is considered a virgin. It is taught in a baraita that Rabbi Shimon ben Yoḥai says: A female convert who converted when she was less than three years and one day old is permitted to marry into the priesthood, as it is stated: “But all the women children that have not known man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves” (Numbers 31:18). This verse indicates that these women were fit for all of the warriors, and since Pinehas the priest was with them (see Numbers 31:6), it is clear that young converts are permitted to priests.So basically they affirm a "female" can convert at less than three years and one day old. Usually, conversion implies consent and mental ability. But it doesn't stop here! It gets worse!The Gemara asks: And how do the Rabbis, who disagree with Rabbi Shimon, interpret this verse? The Gemara responds: They understand the phrase “keep alive for yourselves” to mean that they could keep them as slaves and as maidservants, but they could not necessarily marry them. The Gemara asks: If so, if the source for Rabbi Shimon’s ruling is this verse, a girl who converted at the age of three years and one day old should also be permitted to a priest, as long as she has never had intercourse, as stated by the verse.Conclusion:Jews have countless examples and laws of them fucking 3 (and 1 day) year oldsThey all encouraged sex with 12 at minimum because not having sex on puberty (Mitzvah) is a sin.Mary was 12, and all respected Rabbis at the time said so. Joseph was 90.Christian Yahweh and Joseph are PEDO CVCKS and Kendrick Llamar would be ashamed of you.You should turn yourself in, Cucky Pedo
It turns out discussing mythology and their metaphysics is significantly more interesting than current religions because you don't have religious brown spergs with skin in the game spamming about gay shit/cuckoldry/pedophilia.
>>153580205None of them will reveal their flag btw.
>>153580205this is why i prefer beds
>>153580201>>>/bant/24279868post it in /bant/ or I will eat bacon in front of you
>pisslam pass kek thinks I'm readin allat Lmao
>>153580193>Nu Living TranslationYeah that explains it lol, you're a cucky little bitch who can't even read his own book, even his bastardised nu-one that tries to cover up when his God got beat up by his BVLLY BVLL CHEMOSHNumbers 21:29: Refers to the Moabites as the "people of Chemosh."Judges 11:24: Mentions Chemosh as the god of the Ammonites.1 Kings 11:7, 33: Details Solomon building a high place for the God Chemosh on the Mount of Olives for his wives.2 Kings 3:26-27: Describes the King of Moab sacrificing his son to Chemosh to achieve victory, BTFOing Cucky Yahweh.2 Kings 23:13: Records King Josiah attacking the shrines to Chemosh in seethe at this.Jeremiah 48:7, 13, 46: Prophesies that Chemosh and his followers will oneday go into captivity for always beating them up in the present.
LEAST seething muslimpaid for pass just to flood the thread btwstill won't show his flag btw
>>153580225We know cucky christians PEDOS can't read. Kendrick Llamar would not let you niggerdance with him...
ENOUGH! ENTER
>>153580230SHOW YOUR FLAGSHOW YOUR FLAGSHOW YOUR FLAG
>>153580235did you accidentally screenshot the wrong thing? All i see is quotes.
>>153580245all the quotes are the same person
>>153580241Literally Me, I am a Kratos SCHOLAR!
>>153580230>Dissing the new CHADing Translation which is universally praised for being accurate and easy to understand Kek. I'm not reading APOCRYPHAL fanfiction like you. You're brown btwPost this on bant btw
>>153580249howso? Your screenshot doesn't show this.
>>153580260DishonestFAGGOT...
>>153580241Is that his weiner? Why is it so FAT?
>>153580241
>>153580266I think it's bleeding too.
>>153580272I'm sorry my cock is only 6 inches...
>>153580259>literally the ORIGINAL versions>"a-apocryphal!"Nice cope lmaoCucky Yahweh got beat up by the BVLLY BVLL GOD, and now you can only cry and cope and pretend the BVLLY is not there.
>>153580201>>153580175>>153580166>>153580158>>153580137>>153580120>Shit skin Muslim is so ass blasted that Mohammed raped a six year old that he digs up old Jewish laws specifically talking about extremes and how the law would apply to them >Hint: a man fucking an unmarried girl gave him the death penalty >Another Hint: a father marrying his child daughter off was seen as a blemish and a curse on the family.
>>153580264I really don't get it. You can quote multiple people.
>>153580284Not in the Bible my dad got me? Not canonNuff said.
>>153580284all that and you still can't post on /bant/ KEK you're brown
>>153580286>extremesof fucking 3 year olds.Hint: a man fucking a 3 year old did not give him the death penalty, and they were ENCOURAGED BY ARCHEOLOGICAL RECORD to marry their daughters off at the start of Mitzvah (12) or else they'd be commiting sin agains the commandment, by physical record the most common age of sex 13.I'm sorry Christian Pedo, but you're not like us, Kendrick Llamar heard you like em young, you a PEDO bruh, shiiiet, Twitter gonna cancel you now because Cucky Joseph did it in A MINORRRRRR
>>153580284Jewish posf
>>153580309Yahweh getting GAPED by the Moab BVLL God is described in the Christian Bible, SO...
>>153580149>>153580236>>153580308>KENDRICKKENDRICKKENDRICKWhy are you obsessed with negro music?
Fuck this I'm going to sleep.
>>153580314Kendrick would be so disappointed in you if he found out people in the past had sex with a heckin minor. As a nu-christian I live my life on twitter following the words of Kendrick.
CVCKY YAHWEEEEEHHHHH!!!!!chaddy chemosh...
Christ haters ruined the fucking thread
>>153580326Not our fault you a PEDO bruh. Jesus is #NotLikeUs, I heard he like em young
KINGtos won.
I just SHIT my pants...
Ayo Jesus, I hear you like 'em young.
>>153580308>a man fucking a 3 year old did not give him the death penaltyIt did. You literally posted an example of an ancient Israelian judge arguing that you should execute the hypothetical guy>they were ENCOURAGED BY ARCHEOLOGICAL RECORD to marry their daughters off at the start of Mitzvah>Archeological record Great. There's more proof of rabbis discouraging marriage without the wife's consent then there is of whatever bullshit you found on reddit >Ignoring Mohammed fucking a six year old in an era where the age of marriage was around 14Hmmmm
>>153580340Dancing Twitter Niggers is what my religion is all about!
The correct religion is the religion that actually brought progress and civilization to mankind.>Christianity Lifted mankind.>IslamismAlways lived like barbarian pigs >Judaism Always lived like parasites >Hinduism Always lived like rats>African religions Stuck in stone age to this dayNuff said. The correct belief is the one that helps humanity. A belief that holds humanity down deserves to be genocided.
>>153580331Be quiet, you macaque feces skin nigger.
>>153578796Ground zero. So this is where the thread headed off course.
>>153580342I literally posted numerous examples of ancient Israelian judges letting them off because "ackshually 3 years 1 day". Try reading again.>There's more proof of rabbis discouraging marriage without the wife's consentLiterally none of that has to do with age. They fucked Minors, Joseph was a PEDO cuck.The archeological records (literal Primary evidence) from actual physical inscriptions from the time(Read it by David A. Fiensy, “Wedding Bells in Galilee?” Biblical Archaeological Review 48 no. 4 (Winter 2022) instead of reddit you brainlet twitter nigger)is that the average age of sex was 13, and the written law is that waiting until after Puberty is literally a sin.Christians like Isaac were literally fucking their wives at 3, and your god and god's daddy gangraped Mary at 12.In the words of your twitter hero Kendrick Llamar: Ayo I hear you like em young, bruh, you Christians like putting it in A MINOOOOORRRR
>>153580348Christianity cause the Dark Ages. You may hate it but it's true.>but they encouraged reading and the only scribes were Christians!The only scribes left after they got rid of the rest.
I am such a happy mudslime cuck!
>>153580352But anon, if you like dem minors you a PEDO bruh, you finna get cancelled. *Niggershuffles* Ayo Jesus I hear you like em young bruh, you a pedo liking dem MINOOOORS n shieet
>>153580374Still took humanity further than any other religion and still does it. Done.
KRATOS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
>>153580384>OOO OOO AAA AAAAI don't understand your simian gibberish
>>153580386That was the Romans. In fact Christianity and Constantine's adoption of it was probably the biggest single factor that led to the "Holy Roman Empire" becoming so weak and getting raped to death by the Germanics.
>>153580390Modern Christians worship that nigger and the morals he commandeth on twitter.
UUUGHHHHHH IM TAKING A BIG AND FAT ISLAMISM RIGHT NOW!!!
>>153580397I said it still lifts humanity to this day. Did I stutter, you brown monkey?
>Mentions Chemosh as the god of the Ammonites.Not as a rival to actual God. Just who they worshipped >Details Solomon building a high place for the God Chemosh on the Mount of Olives for his wives.Solomon built that as a sign of political compromise. It was considered idolatry by God >Describes the King of Moab sacrificing his son to Chemosh to achieve victory, BTFOing Cucky Yahweh.So he was losing and decides to kill his son? Meaning that Solomon should have never comprised with these people? Which is why the towers were destroyed?Either way, moab got conquered and nobody fucking knows what Chemosh is so your reddit rant was pretty pointless
>>153580386Hmm>Steam Engines, AstronomyIslam>Medicine, MathematicsHinduism>Everything in ChinaBuddhism>The RestAll the Romans and Egyptians>causing the fall of rome, the fall of literacy, the dark ages, then crediting yourself with recordkeeping of only your own texts (and trying to silence christians like Martin Luther who wanted to spread Literacy)Christianity gets this point.
>>153580418Chemosh literally beat Yahweh THO.Yahweh made a prophecy that they'd win the battle. Chemosh said NOPE and btfo Cucky Yahweh.
CHEMOOOSHTTTOOOOOOOOOOSSSSS!!!!
>>153580429>BuddhismMy bad, I meant to type TaoCHADS who did it with the power of their qi.
>>153580414what does it do for humanity to this day? Let Trump make AI of himself posing as Jesus while Iran btfoes him? Let the Pope demand more immigrants and more queers everywhere? Lmao
>>153580429>Leading and ruling the world while keeping those barbaric browns in check and advancing science and culture CHADstianity.>worshipping actual feces and killing each other like barbarian POOduism and SHITlamism>stealing things Faithless Chinese that bans Buddhism>sabotaging humanity in the name of Satan >KIKEismDone, rat.
>>153580469>>Leading and ruling the world That's Rome, Christianity is only ruler of their ruins. Everything in WW1 and Since was in service of Judaism and Israel, BTW
>>153580472>That's [headcanon]Be quiet, redditor scum. Rome is literally fucking nothing nowadays. You fat fuck
>>153580486It's nothing because Christianity the soulless semitic parasitic leech withered it from the inside until a couple barbarians knocked that Christian state over, yes.
This? The fate of every atheist, kike, jeet and sandnigger btw.
>>153580516...if CHADDY CHEMOSH didn't beat up cucky Yahweh and take them to CHADLAND the HEAVEN OF CHADLY BVLLS!
>>153580498Your Pagan empire LOST
Renee won btw
>>153580524Sultan Mehmed declared himself the successor to Rome, making Islam their new Empire. And Iran just WHUPPED Israemerica, so...
KRATOS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNN!!!!!
>>153580536Big talk from jobbers than can be easily NUKED
